#i just need to go back amd make sure its pretty perfect

[written-mishaps]

ALRIGHT so, I've written a pretty solid first draft of IWOAMOT Final chapter, so all that remains now is a solid second pass that sufficiently puts in enough if the Feels(tm)

[cheetahpaw-reg]

agere thought piece

tldr/ my gf makes me feel so safe and loved that i start to regress when we hang out, but in a way thats really long winded and poorly phrased

think ive talkd abt this before but im in a more adult headspace so i wanna expand lol

whenever i hang with my gf, i feel small because of how comfortable i am. i was reflecting on why this is, and i think that it's a number of things. firstly, i let my guard down around her. i feel safe. i dont really expect her to hit me or yell at me, so even when i subconsciously avoid certain things i have linked with negative interaction, i think my brain trusts her enough that im not tense. this also leads me to mask less and less around her (making me feel even more comfortable). it's exhausting to mask, and sometimes i fear that i dont have a personality outside of what ive curated for others, and she reassures me by just being there that i might be a real person w a personality isolated from the people around me. so i tend to feel really calm and safe around her, which is already peak slipping conditions. then, on top of that, she's nice to me. for NO REASON.

she plays with my hair (which in and of itself makes me feel small) and holds my hand and hugs me and listens to me when i talk. she remembers things i say about my special interests and hyperfixations, she laughs at my jokes. when i cry she doesnt laugh at me, or tell me to shut up. she doesnt invalidate the emotional abuse ive suffered from my parents. she doesnt laugh at me, or make me feel like im going crazy. she doesnt make me feel insolent or stupid or lazy or like im a terrible person. she lets me win in board games and helps me build lego sets and doesnt get mad at me when i feel overwhelmed.

j think i feel small and start to regress around my gf because even though looking at it logically, my gf is just being like a decent human, its so much more leway than i was ever granted as a child. i dont have to perform for her, i dont need to be perfect for her to stjll love me.

earlier in our relationship i didnt really feel this, because i wasnt comfortable. it was grade 10, we were 15, and i thought that we'd break up when she realized that im not as interesting or fun as she thought i was. but, it was around my birthday last year, when i turned 17, that i think for the first time im my life i felt truely loved by someone. and ever since, i think my mask has been completely removed, and a by-product is my regression. i just feel so taken care of that i start to regress.

and j think back on moments where i was with her and definitely teetering on the smaller side (and acted childish) and she was still so nice. i lost a game we were playing and started to pout, we played again and (im pretty sure) she let me win. i was really tired from school amd started to regress and fall asleep, she said i was cute and let me play with her fjngers. i started talking abt the lego movies and telling her the plots while we put together the lego bonsai and she listened and laughed and helped me put together the harder parts and. i just. idk.

on one hand, i feel kinda sad that someone just being nice to me is enough to make me regress involuntarily, but on the other its nice to know that i trust her because i tend to consciously avoid letting people in.

its also scary though because, were graduating high school in june, and we plan to stay together. like, ideally, forever, and im scared that at a certain point, I'll tell her about my regression, and she'll get weirded out and not know how to act around me, or she'll break up with me. its completely in her right, but i really love her and dont want my regression to potentially ruin what we have (if we stay together, i know alot of high school couples break up first year of uni)

[doodler17]

OK SO

AASIMS FAMILY WAS REALLY POOR SO THEY KINDA YKNOW SOLD HIM TO THE ROYAL FAMILY IN HOPES OF GETTING SOME CASH. AND HE BECAME KASAIS GUARD. HE WAS AROUND HER AGE SO IN THE ROYAL COUPLES EYES IT MADE PERFECT SENSE. AASIM ORIGINALLY HATED WORKING FOR THEM BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE HIS CHILDHOOD WAS SOLD AWAY. SO TO COPE WITH IT ALL HE TOOK UP DRAWING. HE FOUND IT VERY PEACEFUL AND WOULD HANG THEM UP IN THE ROOM HE WAS GIVEN. ETSU HAD BARGED INTO HIS ROOM CRYING BECAUSE OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED AND SAW ALL OF HIS DRAWINGS. (SHE HAD NEVER SEEN THE OUTSIDE WORLD BEFORE AS I SAID SO SHE WAS AMAZED LOOKING AT THE DIFFERENT SCENES. AASIM HAD THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD MOCK HIM FOR TAKING UP SUCH A HOBBY BUT INSTEAD SHE HAD RAN OVER TO HIM WITH STARS IN HER EYES ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS ART. HE WAS SHOCKED SINCE HE DIDNT KNOW THAT SHE WASNT ALOUD TO SEE THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND WAS HONESTLY A LITTLE CONFUSED ON WHY SHE WAS SO INTERESTED. BUT NONETHELESS HE ANSWERED HER QUESTIONS AND SHOWED HER WHERE EACH OF THE PICTURES WERE FROM. THEY GREW CLOSER BECAUSE OF THIS AND HE STARTED TO NOT DREAD THIS JOB HE HAD BECAUSE HE HAD ONE THING A CHILDHOOD NEEDS IN HIS EYES AND THAT WAS A FRIEND. (ITS SO CUTE WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG).

WHEN ETSU WAS CROWNED QUEEN HE WAS HAPPY FOR HER. BECAUSE HE KNEW SHE DIDNT WANT TO GO TO THE NEIGHBORING KINGDOM. BUT WHEN HER DAD STARTED YELLING AT HER HE JUST KNEW HE COULDNT STAND BY AND LET HIS FIRST AND ONLY FRIEND GET INSULTED LIKE THAT. AND TECHNICALLY (KID LOGIC COMING IN) THE DAD WASNT KING ANYMORE AND IF ETSU SAID HE WAS OK TO KILL HIM HE WOULDNT BE IN TORUBLE. SO HE WALKED UP TO HIM WITH HIS SWORD IN HAND (HE OBVIOUSLY COULDNT HOLD A GREATSWORD AT THE TIME THE SWORD WAS PROBABLY TWO TIMES THE SIZE OF HIM) AND STABBED HIM RIGHT IN THE STOMACH. (HE WAS SMILING THE ENTIRE TIME THE OLD KING FELL TO THE FLOOR AND BLED OUT)

A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS LATER DURING THE WAR AASIM WAS TOLD TO PROTECT THE KINGDOM WHILE ETSU WENT OUT TO FIGHT. BY NOW HE HAS A FEW OTHER FRIENDS THAT ARE HELPING HIM WITH PROTECTING THE KINGDOM BUT THEY HAD ALL DIED BY AASIMS OWN LIGHTNING POWERS OVER THE COURSE OF 2 YEARS. (DURING THE WAR HE DIDNT HAVE A LOT OF CONTROL OF HIS POWERS AND THEY WOULD OFTEN GO IN THE WRONG DIRECTION) WHEN ETSU RETURNED SHE SAW HIM LOSING PRETTY POORLY IN A BATTLE AND QUICKLY RUNS IN TO HELP HIM. AFTER THEY WON WITH KASAIS HELP SHE COULD SEE THAT HE DIDNT LOOK TO GOOD MENTALLY. THE QUICKLY DRAG HIM OFF TO A SECLUDE PLACE THAT NO THER PERSON CAN COME TO AND CONFRONTS HIM ON IT. HES TRYING TO DENY IT BUT SHE CAN READ HIM EASILY. AND EVENTUALLY HE BREAKS DOWN TELLING HER THAT HES FAILING HER AND THAT ITS HIS FAULT FOR ALL OF HIS FRIENDS DEATHS. KASAI REALLY DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO SHE JUST LETS HIM CRY. AFTER HES CALMED DOWN SHE TRIES TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER (THE ONLY REASON SHE SUCCEEDS IS SHE HAD DISTRACTED HIM FROM HIS PROBLEMS BY TELLING HIM ABOUT HER JOURNEY.) WITH KASAI BACK THE WAR STARTS TO BE IN HIS FAVOR AGAIN AMD WHILE SHES FIGHTING HES MAKING SURE SHES FAR AWAY FROM HIM WHILE HES SHOOTING LIGHTNING.

After the war is done he swears to get better and better until his strength can rival a gods.

DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU KAIS OR ALVARS NEXT.

(And if they could feel romantic love I'd honestly ship kasai and aasim)

Since I'm not really using this account for anything I'll just post stuff about my character on here and if anyone comes across this they can ask like questions about her and I'll answer them

This is her, her name is Kasai (yes I'm aware it's technically a guy name but idc if fits her) She's a god of fire and war and queen of a giant kingdom. She's kinda stupid and illiterate but is a genius when it comes to manipulation and war tactics. She always tries to smile to keep the people around her at ease so when she's not smiling it's a very bad sign. She views mortal people sort of like glass and if she gets into a close friendship with a mortal she'll kill anyone trying to harm them in anyway. She uses a scythe but also likes collecting various weapons. She also is can't feel romantic love and thinks it's kind of weird that people get into relationships.

If anyone has any questions about her you can ask (I'd love some questions honestly I love talking about her)

[yandere-mc-yt]

y’ALL TRYNNA MAKE ME SIN 😩😩😩 I just wanna ask you to write out that prompt with psychic darling, techno and chat soooooo bad because it looks so rndmdjskdjdj 🤌🏾 ✨perfect✨ kdndkdkdkdjdjdjd not me having a brainrot 💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

It's okay! Lets have brainrot together! Also I hope Techno isn't too ooc, I just think he'd be really repressed and awkward in these kind of situations lmao.

Thermae

Technoblade & Mind Reader GN!Reader

Warnings: Yandere Themes, obsessiveness, delusions mentioned, disassociation(?), kidnapping mentioned, Stockholm syndrome implied, animalistic behavior, NSFW, dubcon, size difference, unsafe sex, rough sex, mild painful sex, body worship implied, praise kink, retracted consent, ruined orgasm(?), humiliation kink(?), sex with an audience(?), ooc(?), idk canon inaccuracies probably, gn!deader

♡▪︎♡▪︎♡▪︎♡▪︎♡▪︎♡▪︎♡▪︎♡

pretty!!

EEE E E

shut the hell up some of us want to hear techno think

lovenoblade? technolover? FUCK what are we calling him when he stares at them like that??

shut uuuup

You don't look up from pile of clean clothes you're sifting through, trying to pick out what to wear after your bath. Technoblade staring at you from where he is by the door, not having made a move since he allowed you to enter the room. At least he isn't speaking-

You dropped some rolled up socks. It rolled under the bed and you get on your hands and knees to reach under the bed for it. Suddenly Technoblade is behind you and you yelp cutely-

Suddenly you're moaning softly and bent over on the bed. Your captor's lover's hand is on your hips and he's grinding against you. Your underwear is somehow soaked through and you're whining for Techno to take you. He swiftly tugs off your underwear and-

You look up at Technoblade, who looks back at you, acknowledging your attention. You looked cross. "Just because you're not thinking in words, doesn't mean I can't see what you think, Techno."

OOOOOO

oh noooo lmao

LOL imagine getting caught like that couldn't be us

rip

damn I wanted to see how bad this fantasy would have been

"Sorry-"

"Sorry," Techno says out loud as he takes his eyes off of you. You sigh as you toss the clothes yoy want onto the bed and stuff the rest back into the drawers. You'll fix that later if he doesn't get to it first. At least he had the gall to feel some bit of shame.

You turn your body to him and shrug. "It's whatever.... let's just go take a bath before bed."

You ignore how another brief flash of lewd thoughts and fantastical scenarios pass through his mind as you move past him towards the bathroom he had built for you. You also ignore the teasing from the Chat about how the piglin hybrid's home definently didn't have a place to bathe before and that he is a "stinky pig boy" and "stinknoblade". You didn't want to thank him but you felt like you had no choice because honestly.... he made you a custom bathroom that looked like it belonged in a palace. It had felt rude not to thank him, despite these circumstances.

You inhale the steam of the luxious looking bathroom and put your clothes down on a small side table near the massive walk in tub of hot water. You had moved over to the edge and was going to take off your shirt when the anxious boot clacking of your keeper reminded you that you were unfortunately not alone. You click your tongue back at him as you glance back at him. He looks away like he always does and you practically rip your clothes off before getting in.

He looks again when he doesn't hear the water sloshing around anymore. His expression is unreadable but you can hear what he's thinking.

"So pretty lovely looks soft smells good fuck- cute.... I wonder if you'll like the soap I got this time. Its peonies."

You hum as you sink a bit lower in the water, trying to hide your coloring cheeks.

"Yeah, I think peonies smell good." Technoblade makes a face and you have to swallow your smile. "Thanks- now get in here. I want this to be over with."

He nods mutely as he starts to undress and this time its your turn to look away. You sigh as you feel the water move and flinch when you feel his heat on your backside. He isn't even touching you yet.

ugh why is he waiting for permission again

lol whats with the gentleman act

dude they're literally already used you doing this get it over with

y'all better shut up this is like character development or something

i wanna touch they look all soft agaiiin

oooo yea!! touch them

Omgeee body worship kink??

touch them

TOUCH THEM

You let out a shaky sigh and turn around and make eye contact. He has the soap in one hand and the sponge you like in the other. You stand up in the water and exposed yourself to him. Its incredible difficult to ignore the way his pupils dialate when you're still making eye contact.

HOLY COW

isn't it too warm in here for (Y/N)'s nipples to get hard??

NAKED POG

oh my god You know they're practically begging for it now....

Techno swallows audibly and practically slams the bar of soap into the sponge, making an audible wet noise and aggressively lathers them together, looking away again. It makes you jump a bit but you don't say anything. Neither of you do and you almost prefer it that way. Once the sponge has been violently soaped up enough he starts washing you. You don't move and he doesn't stop on any part pf your upper half. It made you think of those old erotic stories of royalty being bathed by a personal servant. You didn't like it.

.....Right now you really wish you two were capable of being normal. Or that any part of your relationship was.

After your front and back have been scrubbed down, you quickly dip back into the water amd rinse yourself off. You look down at your body in the water and hum as you see another fleeting fantasy go past Technoblade's mind.

You're touching him, hands simply on his chest and pressed close to him. You're looking up at him frightened anxiously for a moment before moving away and wading towards the little shelving around an edge in the bathing pool. You flush as you climb onto it and sit. You spread your legs-

You look up at him for a split moment before looking away. You feel shakey and sick, kind of like you're about to throw up. Your gut twists and you press your thighs together on instinct. Shit.

No.

"No-" You swallow as you completely turn your back to Techno. You hear the water move a bit as you assume he's straightening up, you know he's looking directly at you. He's thinking too fast for you to properly hear his thoughts and you refuse to tune into what the Chat is saying right now.

You need to think-

You're on top of him in one of his blouses. Its so big on you but you like it and you liked the way Techno looked at you when you wore it. Technoblade's hands were on your hip and you scoff becuase you didn't want it there. You flushed a bit and took one of them with your fingers and moved it underneath the blouse to your bare stomach. You could feel the way your lips stretched into a goofy smile when he somehow flushed darker than you and his pupils blew up. It actually made you laugh a little. It felt like a little victory. The hand still on your hip twitched.

"I uh..." You bite your lip between your grin. "I like it when your hands are here. They're so warm and they make me feel good sometimes."

He stares and you can hear his thoughts.

"... Makes me feel safe...... so please..."

You blink back the tears but can't stop the shudder and whimper that comes from that memory. Technoblade stands behind you as you realize where you are now. You're stand before the pool shelving and its like your stomach folds in on itself as you whine and stumble back in the water, bumping into him. You both flinch from the sudden skin to skin contact and you feel the overwhelming urge to start wailing.

Technoblade makes a noise as if he's taking a deep breath and you know its over. You pull away from him as soon as his has touches your shoulder, bumping roughly into the shelving. With a grimace, you climb up onto the shelving and spread your shakey legs.

You can't even catch his thoughts whwn he freezes up and the Chat roars.

Holyshitholyshit holySHIT

BRO???

ANOTHER WIN FOR THE HORNY THOUGHTS LETS GOOOOO

Fuck this is so hot what the fuck fuck babe

The cooler water that resides at the edges splash out of the tub and against your backside from the force of him moving so suddenly. Technoblade makes a noise as he hovers over you. His clawed hands grip the edges of the pool so hard you can hear the wood creak. He doesn't say anything as you try to meet his eyes. Visions of all the ways he wants to fuck you right here flash through his mind and it makes you want to close your legs. You end up pressing your thighs against his and you both gasp.

You bite your lip. "Soap." He blinks dumbly and you almost change your mind about all of this. "The scentless soap," you try to clarify. "I need to prep myself."

The Chat chatters loudly as Techno moved away. You close your eyes for a moment and take a deep breath as he returns to the water and reslots himself between your legs. You take the bottle from him and try to get comfortable as he uncomfortably stares directly at your groin. Already used to this scenario, you tune him out as you pop the bottle open and pour the slick substance onto yourself. You then put the bottle to the side and slide your hand down.

This isn't the first time you've had to stretch yourself (especially since your sexual partner couldn't- not with those sharp fingertips) and far from the first time you've taken the Blade so your fingers slip in with little resistance. You shudder and remind yourself to hate how he ruined you as you skip adding a second finger and go straight for three.

You hear the creak of the wood on the edge of the pool again but ignore looking up or at Technoblade as you keep fingering yourself until you're sure you're done. As soon as your fingers were out, his cock was slapped against your inner thigh. You yelp and look up at him.

He looks down at you as he finally puts his hands on you. You hiss when he drags your ass against the shelving to pull you closer.

"Sorry-" he thinks before opening his mouth to say it out loud, but you interrupt him. You grab him by the forearm as he has your thighs and lean foward a bit, biting your lip. You suck in a breath before letting out a whine.

"Shut the fuck up- stop fucking thinking and fuck me baby."

Being so used to hearing other's people thoughts without tuning them out (even now in these current times with everything Technoblade this accursed SMP has put you through), you aren't prepared to be sp overwhelmed by whatever the hell happens in your captor's head that makes you blackout for a moment. Its like you blink and whatever sexually charged energy you had before is replaced with fear.

Somewhere in the milliseconds after you said those words, Technoblade pushed you back roughly against the shelving and the edge of the pool and was now almost balls deep inside of you. You feel the pain blossoming against the back of your head apart of your back and yelp when you feel him fill you up oh so fucking good.

Its too much.

"Tech-" You make an ugly noise as he thrusts deeper somhow. Fuck- too much.

Whatever you were trying to get out is lost on your tongue as he starts fucking into you with total abandon. Its so good and bad and great and uncomfortable and painful-

The force of his movements rocks you into the edges of the pool and makes the cooled off water splash around and hit you in the face. You've let go of his arms, instead trying to brace yourself against the shelving the best you can with no way to get a proper grip. All you can do is whine and gasp.

"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry fuck"

"(Y/N)," comes out in a growl and you whimper. You don't know when he leaned closer. Technoblade's tusk scratch the junction between your jaw and neck. You take this opportunity to grab onto him again and moan high.

He rocks hard into you and its so much better now- fuck you can feel every inch of him. It makes you pull yourself closer to him and sob.

"Techno- Techno Techno Techno," he groans low and licks a hot strip against your neck. You breifly wonder if he's licking sweat off or left over water that was dripping down from the bath you were having a few minutes ago. You don't wonder much longer as you feel the twist in your gut from earlier tighten. You sob again.

"No no no no no," you gasp as you hold on tighter and he gets rougher. "Fuck, Techno baby please please please..."

Miraculously, the beast hears your prayers but he doesn't slow down. He pulls back and pushes you away completely. You almost don't catch yourself against the pool's edge. He's still in you for amoment more before pulling out with a wince and you cry out.

You feel dissatisfaction start to replace the lust in your head but its quickly snuffed out when Technoblade grabs you and flips you over on the shelving. He shoves you hard onto your knees with your elbows over the edge as he reenters you from behind and you shout. The change in position, depth and temperature catch you completely off guard and interupts the flow. You don't feel as aroused as you were before. You're sore.

"T-Techno?" You try to turn around to look back at him but he hits something deep inside of you hard. You put a knuckle between your teeth. "Techno? Techno please it hurts now please Techno!"

He gets even rougher and you yelp when your knees hit the wall of the pool. A shadow is cast over you and water from Technoblade's body drips down onto you as he goes full throttle and rails you like this. Fuck.

"Techno Techno Techno please love-" you manage to get out before his thrusts take your voice away. You're belly feels warm again and you sob a bit defeated. You're heads clear again and you cry as your mind races. You can't hear his thoughts properly even now- too jumbled up in the midst of him borderline mindlessly fucking you. You however can hear the Chat clearly once again. It makes your gut twist disgustingly deliciously.

Fuck baby you're doing so good

while crying is sexy can you plz go back to making those cute noises k thanx

they're not enjoying it anymore don't be fucking rude :/

Roughnoblade /neg

(Y/N) oh poor baby they're crying!!

Techno you're being too rough damn bitch

hey you're okay love you're okay plz don't cry....

Gods we're so sorry but you DO look so fucking hot like this

fuck I bet you're going to bruise so nice

Yeah techno is going to be staring at them until they heal up lmao

You bite your lip and just take it until that twisted feeling snaps and you cum like this. Techno rides out your orgasm before you feel him get bigger (or you tightned in discomfort) and he spills into you. You whimper when he pulls out and you feel the hot cum start to slide out of you. Unfortunately for you, your lover doesn't leave you bent over the cold bathing pool's edge like that for howver long you wished to and readjusts your limp form before he finishes cleaning you. You sniffle as he takes ypu out of the water and bundles you up in the softest towel he has.

"It hurt." You said simply and Technoblade glances up at where he was now kneeling by your legs, helping you put on your underwear. He looked almost guilty.

"I'm sorry," he says softly.

"G̸̨͍͍̮͙̝͍̲̾͆̌̅̓̾̕Ȏ̵̡̡̳̣̟͕͍͍̘̱͗͝͝Ô̸̪̯̰̅͗͠D̷̟̘̦͕̼͈̻̏͗̋̂̿̔̕͘," he thinks.

You wonder if he still hopes you don't hear him.

[wosoimagines]

What Are You Building? - Tierna Davidson/Reader

prompt: R has been traded to Chicago and is dating Tierna. That means she’s closer to one of their favorite stores.

words:1132

warnings: None

Y/N POV

I kicked the door shut with my hands full with the last of the boxes that I had gotten from today but I gave Tierna a small smile as she crossed her arms glancing to all of the other boxes I had already brought in.

“What did you get?”

“Uh...”

“(Y/N), if you spent-”

“I only spent money from a fund Dad and I set up,” I assured.

I sat the last few boxes by the table. I grabbed a big enough antistatic mat from my room before sitting it on the table. Tierna sat down at the table before I started to sort through the boxes looking for a couple of certain ones first.

“So, where did you go?”

“Micro Center,” I grinned at her. Tierna furrowed her brow in confusion. “An electronic store. Dad and I used to go to the one in Westmont just about every weekend. I didn’t come to the one here in Chicago until I had saved up enough of my allowance to buy parts to build my first pc.”

I sat a couple of the boxes on top of the table. I quickly pulled my hair up before starting to unbox the motherboard first. I gently laid it on top of the antistatic mat so that static wouldn’t build up around it.

“So you’re building a pc?” Tierna questioned. I looked at her before I nodded. “Okay, how do you do it?”

“You wanna build a pc?” I asked, causing Tierna to nod her head. “With me?”

“Well, yes. I have to make sure that our future kids don’t think you’re smarter than me just because you can build a pc.”

I paused at that. Tierna and I hadn’t really talked much about our future together. I knew that we both liked what we had, but I didn’t think that Tierna had really thought about a future with me.

“You wanna have kids? With me?”

Tierna chuckled but she flashed me that beautiful smile that always seemed to brighten up the room.

“Of course I do, (Y/N),” Tierna moved closer to my side. “I thought that a future together was pretty obvious since we do live together and we’re now playing for the same club.”

“It’s just, we’ve never talked about it.”

“Well, how about we talk about it after you show me how to build a pc?”

I nodded before turning back to the parts in front of me. I glanced at Tierna a shot her a soft smile.

“Okay, so we’ve got a Gigabyte X570 AORUS Ultra motherboard cause of the CPU we’re using,” I started to explain.

“What’s the CPU got to do with the motherboard we choose?” Tierna asked.

“You don’t wanna use certain types of motherboards with different CPUs,” I shrugged. “Plus you have to make sure that the motherboard is actually compatible with the CPU. Like, I got a X570 motherboard because I got an AMD Ryzen CPU. Its kind of hard for me to explain, but I definitely can later if you want me to.”

“I’d like that,” Tierna nodded. “You’re cute when you’re talking about computers.”

“Cause I know a lot about them?”

“No, cause you focus on telling people about them and your nose does that cute little twitch when you’re focusing.”

I felt my face heat up as I ducked my head. 

“Okay, whatever,” I shook my head as I opened the next box. “This is our CPU. I picked out an AMD Ryzen 5 3600X. This is my favorite CPU right now.”

“Really? You have a favorite CPU?”

“Yeah,” I nodded as I pulled the CPU out of the box. “Which I favor AMD over Intel. Probably cause Dad loved AMD so much, but he had a reason for it. They make great CPUs especially for gaming.”

“So that’s what you’re going to do with this pc. Gaming.”

“I mean, I’ll do more than just that with it, Tierna,” I shrugged as I glanced at her. “There is gonna be so much more that I can do with this than just gaming.”

I unlatched the CPU holder before I pulled the CPU from the plastic that it was sitting in. I held onto the CPU by the sides as I pulled Tierna closer to it.

“See this little arrow here?” I asked, pointing to it. I waited for Tierna to nod before I pointed to the one on the motherboard. “We have to line it up with this one.”

“Can I?”

“Just hold it from the same sides that I am. You don’t wanna touch any of the pins,” I instructed. Tierna gave me a small smile before taking the CPU. She put it in the spot. “Now, gently push on it to make sure it’s in place.”

Tierna did and I gave her a grin as I latched the CPU holder. I made sure that we had everything we needed to get the CPU cooler hooked up before Tierna put the sticks of RAM in. I was helping Tierna push the first stick of RAM since she was having a little trouble to get that perfect click sound when the door opened.

“What are you two doing?”

Both of us looked up to see Alyssa staring at us with bags in her hands. I pushed Tierna’s hands down so that the RAM clicked in.

“Building a computer,” Tierna said.

“You know how to build a computer?” Alyssa asked.

“Well, no, but that’s why (Y/N)’s teaching me.”

“So, you know how to build a computer?” Alyssa turned to me.

“Well, yeah,” I nodded my head. “Dad taught me when I was younger. It was kind of our thing. What are you doing here?”

“We decided to have lunch together,” Alyssa reminded us. She held up the bags. “I stopped and got those burgers you’re always talking about.”

“Oh, yeah, we did say we’d eat lunch with you,” Tierna nodded. She moved to join Alyssa who sat at the bar. Tierna turned back to look at me. “You coming?”

“Not until after I get this finished,” I shook my head. Tierna started to move back toward me. “Don’t worry about it. Go ahead and eat. I’ll only need like another 2 hours to finish this. You can watch. I’ll probably build another PC soon enough. You can always help me with that one.”

“I love you, you goof,” Tierna shook her head while walking back over to me. She gave me a quick peck on the cheek. “We’ll be hanging out in the living room when you get done.”

I smiled as I watched her head toward the living room with Alyssa.

“Hey, T,” I called out, causing both of them to stop and look at me. “I love you too.”

[nie7027]

Super 5 headcanons part 5

Part 1    Part 2     Part 3    Part 4

So...it’s been a long time right? HAHAHA

Minegishi sighed.

“For the last time I won’t help you sell Shimazaki on ebay” Minegishi stopped dicing the vegetables and turned to look at him with what in any other person would have been a raised eyebrow “I don’t even think it’s possible”

“Who would even buy him?” Shibata helpfully added from his spot at the sink where he was washing the dishes “Besides world domination our friend isn’t that useful for anything else”

Hatori stared when Minegishi just silently nodded

“I don’t know! But thats not the point!” Hatori grunted while shaking his head “It’s time for some retaliation-”

“So your idea for retaliation…” Minegishi deadpanned “is to sell him on ebay?”

Hatori wasn’t dumb, he could hear the snicker behind his flat expression.

“Laugh all you want!” Hatori said pointing an acussatory finger to Minegishi “But I am tired of letting Shimazaki do whatever he wants with is without facing any consequence!”

“Are you still mad about the raccoon thing?” Shibata laughed drying his hands with a washcloth to pat Hatori on the back “C'mon! It was just one rabies shot! And the doctor said it was just cautionary”

Hatori flustered when this time Minegishi openly snickered “You got rabies shots? Aren’t you supposed to get those as a kid?”

“Why would I know? Do you even have yours?” Hatori retorted bittely not expecting Minegishi to actually stop laughing.

“I don’t know…?”

“Aha!” Hatori exclaimed not wasting the opportunity to latch onto this “What if that bastard brings ANOTHER racoon?!”

“He wouldn’t-”

“Are you sure? Absolutely sure?”

At Minegishi’s lack of response Hatori screamed victoriously “See? This is why you have to support me with my plan!”

“Sell him on ebay you say…” Minegishi muttered while tapping the kitchen counter with his finges.

“You can’t be seriously considering this!” Shibata exclaimed outraged “Ha ve you lost your minds? We aren’t selling our friend on internet”

“He’s not my friend” Hatori quickly complained.

“And I never said I agreed on selling him on ebay” Minegishi continued “But Hatori’s right and it’s time we put some limits to him”

“YES”

“And that’s why we should talk with him instead”

“SHIBATA NOOOO”

“Shibata’s right”

“NOOOOOOOO” Hatori cried miserably, victory had been so close “whyyyy?”

“Im sorry buddy but that’s the right and mature thing to do” Shibata said not sounding sorry at all

“Hatori stop whinning and finish setting the table so we can finally eat”

Minegishi rolled his eyes at Hatori’s sulking form and finished cooking with Shibatas help.

Once they entered the living room with the finished food Minegishi noticed Hatorics hesitance

“Is something wrong?”

“I was just wondering if i should put another plate. Is the bastard going to eat with us?”

“Speaking of which” said Shibata carrying the last of their homemade food “Where is he?”

“I don’t know” shrugged Minegishi “He was annoying me because he was bored and you were late so I told him to go and find something else to do before I choked him”

“And he did it just like that?” Shibata asked surprised.

“I had to threaten him starvation and not buying his cereal forst but it worked”

Shibata hummed “He probably went dog sighting”

“Probably”

“How long ago was that”

“Like 5 minutes before you arrived”

“Then it will be a while before he returns”

Minegishi shrugged again “I wouldn’t worry about him”

They were halfway through their food when Hatorics eyes catch sight of something in Shimazakis makeshift cabinet.

“Are those his glasses?”

Minegishi turned to where Hatori was pointing “Yes”

“I thought he didn’t take them off ever”

“I guess he listened when I complained about dogs saliva on them” Minegishi said “If he is indeed dog sighting”

“I’m pretty sure he is” Shibata said comfidently “Dog saliva? Really?”

“Yeah, between that and the paw shaped stains on his clothes…he was driving me crazy”

“Oh I know! The first time it was really hard to get rid of the stench of trash but I found in internet a helpful mix of…” Shibata’s words died in his mouth when he saw Hatori stand up and pick the glasses.

Minegishi stared confused “What are you doing?”

Hatori didn’t respond and when he made his way to his forgotten backpack Shibata facepalmed.

“Buddy, no. Did you seriously bought those?”

Hatori turned around with a devilish smile om his face while clearly hiding something behind his back. “Well i never thought you would actually help me with the ebay plan”

Minegishi turned to look at Shibata expecting some kimd of clarification.

“We passed a toy store on our way here and Hatori saw…something.” Shibata said in a tired tone shaking his head clearly dissppointed “I can’t explain it…Just show him already”

Hatori proudly revealed what he was hiding. Besides Shimazaki’s glasses there was another pair.

The other pair were one of those funny looking glasses you used for disguisses or parties with crazy colourful swirly cartoon eyes that seemed to wink when you move them and stupid antennaes that ended in a pink cotton ball hanging from the sides.

It was the stupidest thing Minegishi had ever seen.

“You do realize he wont ever fall for this right?” Minegishi deadpanned once again “He will immediately feel those antennaes movement”

“Have more faith in me” Hatori huffed taking off the apparently removable antennaes thus making the glasses look a little less stupider but stupid nonetheless.

Minegishi picked both glassesand turned them around inspecting them. He had to give Hatori some credit. he had managed to find a pair with the exact same shape as Shimazakis and made of the same cheap plastic.

They were perfect…except for one thing.

“They don’t weight the same” Minegishi stated raising the toy glasses. to be honest he wasn’t sure but it was an educated guess.

“You gotta be kidding me right?” Hatori exclaimed “Who cares? He won’t even notice that!”

“He will” Minegishi seriously said before standing up and walking away still holding both pair of glasses.

“Hey! Where are you going?” Hatori screamed following Minegishi back in the kitchenb Shibata just behind him.

When they got there they found Minegishi already kneeling rummaging one of his low cabinets.

Hatori turned to look at Shibata but the big man just shrugged in return as lost as him.

“Aja!” Minegishi suddenly exclaimed standing up holding his white digital scale. He then weighted both pair of glasses.

The toy glasses weighted 10 grams less.

“Told you” Minegishi triumphantly exclaimed.

“So?” Hatori spluttered “Yeah, fine! They don’t weight the same. It’s just 10 grams! He won’t-”

“He will”

“Again I repeat myself” Hatori said losing his patience “YOU GOTTA BE FUCKINH KIDDING-”

He couldn’t finish his sentence because Shibata decided in that moment to place one of his heavy hands on Hatori’s shoulder “Minegishi…Hatori is right. Don’t you think you are being a little… paranoic?”

“No” Minegishi firmly stated shaking his head “Why do you think I take him shopping?”

“Because you were trying to teach him how to be a good person…?” Shibata tried only for Minegishi to glare at him. They already knew how much of a failure that had been.

Hatori shrugged, now it was his turn to try. “Dunno man. I don’t even know why you even let him sleep here”

At the others failed attempts Minegishi continued “I don’t know how or what he does but he somehow can weight stuff with great precision”

“What” “What”

“I suspect it has something to do with Mental eye” Minegishi kept muttering unaware of the others awed expression.

“That’s…unexpected” “That’s fucked up”

“It helps me to make sure Im being sold what I payed for” Minegishi shrugged “ANYWAY my point is if I noticed it he will certainly do it too. If we are doing this we have to do it right”

The phrasing didn’t escape Hatori. “We…?” he asked in disbeliefb excitement barely concealed in his tone.

When Minegishi smirked Hatori couldn’t help but give a devilish smirk of his own. in unison they both turned to Shibata who just groaned.

“Fine. I’m in”

Both Minegishi and Hatori raised a fist in triumph. Shibata hesitantly joining them.

“But what are we doing then?” Shibata asked “The glasses don’t weight the same and Shimazaki is gonna arruve any moment now”

“Shit that’s true”

“I have an idea” Minegishi said calling upon the power welling inside him. Soon a sticky looking vine made its way to where the group was reunited. Minegishi inspected it and after some careful consideration he picked two small leaves growing from it and stuck them to the upper side of the toy glasses simulatin angry frowing eyebrows.

He then placed the toy glasses om the scale and with bathed breath they waited for the led screen to settle on a number.

They differed by less than a gram now.

“That’s enough…right?” Hatori quietly asked.

“It has to be…” Shibata added before turning to look at Minegishi. He was the judge, had the last work.

“I don’t know.” Minegishi confessed “But this will have to do. Quick Hatori. Shibata. Set everything we will need in place. We only have one chance amd we can’t afford to waste it.”

They barely had time to finish their already cold food and prepare everything when Shimazaku suddenly appeared in the middle of the room.

They did their best to act naturally hoping the blind man didn’t notice anything.

The moment Shimazaki popped in Minegishi’s living room he knew something was off.

He could feel the remnants of Hatori’s aura telling him he had been building artifacts but wherever they were they were deactivated because he couldn’t sense them. They were probably diacarded om the floor. It wasn’t the first time he did that.

He could feel Shibata tensing his muscles too but it wasn’t like Shimazaki cared. He was hungry and he could smell food so he made his way to his cabinet to fetch his things.

He grabbed his glasses and put them on while he turned about to ask what they had for dinner but before he could do that the whole room erupted in chaos.

“GO GO NOW” Hatori screamed barely restraining his laughter while his artifacts suddenly tuner to life.

Shimazaki could feel them flying, closely circling him but besides that he could hear them. His expartners laughing. Laughing so much they were almost wheezing

“Oh my god” exclaimed Shibata trying to stiffle his laugh with his free hand. The other was busy holding something that made a clicking noise.

“THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT” Hatori cackled pointing at him.

Even Minegishi had bursted laughing!

Shimazaki didn’t know what was happening but he knew something was happening and he didn’t like it.

With a swift movement he took down all of Hatori’s devices, one after another.

“NOOOOO” Hatori screamed “MY BABIES”

Once the artifacts were destroyed Shimazaki turned and launched himself at their vey own creator.

Hatori yelped traying to scurry away from him but Shimazaki was too fast.

Or he would have been if it werenct for the fact Shibata tacklee him before he could reach the little pest.

“Don’t even think that” the big man growled as if that was enough to stop him.

Without wasting another second Shimazaki teletransported behind Hatori and with a strong kick slammed him against Shibata sending them both flyin to the nearest wall.

He was about to punch a hole in them when a sturdy vine wrapped around hos arm stopping him.

“Shimazaki stop” Minegishi exclaimed in a low menacing voice. His hand raised ij prepartion glowing with his aura.

Shimazaki teletransported all around the room avoinding the quick vines Minegishi sent after him trying to bound him.

Soon he made his way towards the plant user and when he was in close range he raise his legt ready to plan another kick in the mans chest but hr had to teletransport before he could do it because somethin was flyin comind directly for his head. Whatever it was it sounded metallic when it crashed om the wall instead.

“You psycho! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?” Hatori, now surrounded by a bunch of floating stuff ready to be thrown screamed.

Provoked, Shimazaki threw himself once again agains the smaller esper “You were laughing!”

“IT WAS A PRANK JACKASS” Hatori yelled reflexively raising his arms forming a protective barrier.

But it wasn’t needed because that actually made Shimazaki stop.

“A prank?” was all he was able to say before a wave of vines encircled him and threw him to the floor.

“Yes idiot. A prank.” Minegishi walking to where they were and looking down at him “If you had calmed down we could have explain it to you”

Minegishi glared at the bounded man below him. He knew Shimazaki could free himself in any moment. Shimazaki knew it too, afterall he wasn’t squirming instead he stayed put glaring at Minegishi waiting for an explanation.

Or at least he tried. He was stilk wearing the toy glasses and if it wasn'tfor the sight of his destroyed apartment Minegishi would have laughed again.

The final tally after everything was cleaned and accounted for included Hatori’s phone, Minegishi’s toaster and coffe maker (which Hatori had used to build the flying wifi connected cameras and then Shimazaki utterly destroyed) a broken lip from Hatori (though he alleged he had a broken rib too), an unconcious Shibata (who took all the brunt of hitting the wall and that Minegishi had to use his vines to drag and lay to rest on the sofa) and a huge whole on the wall where Shibata had landed, completely fracturing it (Minegishi could consider himself lucky that it hadn’t been one of the buildings support walls).

And an annoyed Shimazaki who was too impatient to wait for them to pick up the place.

“Toy glasses…?” Shimazaki dubiously said when they finally explained what all that had been about. He had taken them off and now was moving his hands along feeling them.

“Yes. They are dumb, they are stupid. You didn’t have to punch our guts but who cares? You are welcome” Hatori said curtly. He was pissed seated on the sofa at the end of Shibata’s feet trying to fix his phone to not succes which only pissed him more.

Minegishi sighed tiredlyb it was too late for this. “We just want to take some photos of you wearing them. We thought it would be fun-”

“How are they?” Shimazaki interrumpted

“What?”

“How do they look?” Shimazaki suddenly asked seriously. He had stopped touching the glasses and was now frowning at them.

“Uhhh…They are pink?”

“Pink?”

“Yeah! pink you dumbfu-” Hatori snapped but stopped himself when he saw the confused look Shimazaki was throwing at him “Of course you don’t know what pink is.. ”

He groaned and turned to look at Shibata for help but the man was still passed out.

“Pink…is this color…like red and white?”

“…”

“It’s for girls!” hatori said throwing up his hands in surrender “Minegishi can you help me out”

“They are pink” Minegishi continued shaking his head “ Amd they have this swirly cartoon eyes that wink when you move them-”

“Wink?” Shimazaki asked again looking more confused.

“Yes, they wink. It’s an effect. Don’t think too hard about it-”

“What is this?” Shimazaki said picking apart one of the leaves. “Is it a plant?”

“Yep. Minegishi put them so they weighted the same as your glasses. It worked!” Hatori said in a better mood. As if the fact they managed to trick Shimazaki made him happier “They looked like angry eyebrows. Frowning eyebrows”

“Frowning?”

“Yes. like you are doing at this very moment” Minegishi said casually pointing at Shimazakis face.

Shimazaki brought a hand to his forehead and lightly patted his eyebrows.

Minegishi ws about to keep talking describing the stupid glasses when the unthinkable happened.

One…two…three…snickers escaped Shimazaki’s mouth and before he or Hatori could understand what was happening he was chuckling.

“OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING? IS HE HAVING AN ATTACK?” Hatori asked panicked and Minegishi couldn’t blame him for that.

It’s not that they had never heard Shimazaki laugh. It was that this was completely different from the mocking laugh they were accustomed.

This was a pure unadultered laugh and Minegishi and Hatori could only stare at the way Shimazaki was bending over while fits of laughter took him over not knowing how to act.

It didnt take much (even though it felt like it did) for Shimazaki to raise with a tiny genuine smile showing on his face while he recovered his breath like they had never seen before.

Afterall maybe a destroyed apartment and an unconcious friend had been worth it.

Because they had to wait for Shibata to regain conciousness and make sure he was okay they ended up going to sleep really late.

Which meant Shimazaki was going to kill the man at the door who woke him with his incesant knocking and shouting.

“MINEGISHI” Shimazaki loudly groaned rolling on his back on the couch and covering his eyes witth his arm wishing that was enough to keep his mental eye from seeing “IM GOING TO KILL HIM IF HE DOESNT STOP”

“I already heard!” Minegishi answered entering in the living room dragging his feet

“IM COMING” he said before mumbling under his breat “Who could even be this early?”

Shimazaki didnt care and he was already readying himself to go back to sleep when Minegishi opened the door.

It was going to be possible. The man seemed to have a death wish.

The shouting not only returned but it increased in volume.

“MINEGISHI SAN” the mans voice boomed in minegishis tiny apartment and to shimazakis surprise Minegishi actually flinched

“Y-Yamada san what are-”

“CARE TO EXPLAIN ME WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE?” the man screamed somehow louder “I WOKE UP TO DOZENS OF TEXT MESSAGES AND CALL AFTER CALL FROM THE NEIGHBOURS COMPLAINING ABOUT SOME SORT OF CONMOTION GOING IN MY BUILDING”

“I-”

“AND WHAT DO I FIND WHEN I FINALLY COME HERE? TENNANTS APPROACHING ME WITH WILD STORIES ABOUT THE BUILDING TREMBLING AND CONCERNS ABOUT THEIR SAFETY”

So far Shimazaki had been trying to tune the mans screaming but the more the man continued the harder minegishis grip on the doorframe got drawing Shimazakis attention. It was rare to see him nervous.

“I OF COURSE TRIED TO CALM THEM DOWN. TELLING ME THERE WAS NOTHING TO FEAR. MY BUILDING IS SAFE…”

“BUT THEN SHIMURA SAN FROM #213 COMES AND TELLS ME ABOUT A DENT APPEARING ON HER WALL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT”

“…”

“Minegishi san…would you be so kind to explain me why A HUGE FUCKING DENT SUDDENLY APPEARED IN THE WALL SEPARATING YOU APARTMENTS?” the man finally screamed out of breath

“Ill pay for the damage” was everything Minegishi said

“OH IM MAKING SURE YOU DO THAT” the man raged on taking a step forward and jabbing a finger in Minegishis chest.

“I know your story Minegishi san.I know what you used to do and let you come here despite my best judgement” the man hissed with his finger still deeply buried in Minegishis chest. Shimazaki couldnt understand why Minegishi kept listening. “I should just evict you. But I am a generous man and I know you wont be accepted anywhere else so… ill let you stay, given you pay for all of the repairs…who knows how deep your little stunt damaged my building”

“A-all of the repairs?!” Minegishi exclaimed

“And any demand issued againys my persona for this incident”

“Wh-But Yamada-san! I don’t have the momey to pay for all that”

“You seriously expect me to believe that? You should have thought that! And if you refuse to pay I will call the police-”

That’s it.

“You arent calling anybody funny man.” Shimazaki said with a smile telatransporting just behind Minegishi immeditely getting the desired effect.

“W-WHO IS THIS?” the man screamed jumping backwards

“Yamada san this is Shimazaki” Minegishi sighed “He is … a friend of mine-”

“IS THIS ANOTHER ONE OF YOU LUNATICS?” the man pointed a trembling finger in Shimazakis direction

“Who I am doesnt matter.” Shimazaki started but was interrupted by Minegishis hissing

“Shimazaki”

Shimazaki ignored him teletransporting to the space previosly occupied by the man earning another scream from him.

“What matters to me is…” shimazaki said leaning forward dropping his smile “who the fuck are you?”

“W-Who am I?!”

“Yes, you. Idiot.” Shimazaki sighed. The funny man wasnt as funny as he was brainless.

“EXCUSE ME? I’m the-”

“I dont care” Shimazaki quickly cut in “You are but an insignificant piece of shit who should have thought better before coming here and waking me up with all you babbling”

“Babbling? Waking you…up?” the idiot kept repeating everything Shimazaki just said “You sleep here?”

“Duh” shimazaki simply said because it was obvious but something happened because the moment he said that Minegishi groaned and the man who had been previously trembling suddenly stilled and was now looking over shimazakis shoulder at Minegishi

“Minegishi-san what is this?!”

“Uh…m”

“WHEN YOU RENTED THIS PLACE WE ACCORDED IT WAS JUST FOR ONE PERSON. I WONT HAVE FREELOADERS LIVING IN MY BUILDING. ”

“He was just over-”

“I DONT CARE. YOU KNOW THE RULES. THE RENT GOES UP 10000 YEN TO PAY FOR THE LINVING EXPENSES OF ANY EXTRA PERSON AND YOU WILL PAY THEM OR ELSE-”

“Or else what?” Shimazaki snarled grabbing the not so funny man by the collar of his shirt and raising him “You know? I am getting really tired of you.”

“LET ME GO YOU LUNATIC” the man uselessly kicked in the air

“SHIMAZAKI NO” Minegishis hand shot up effectively grabbing Shimazakis shoulder and stopping him from teletransporting to the bottom of the sea like he had been planning to. “Let him go”

Shimazaki unceremoniously dropped the man and he didnt waste a single second before fleeing down the hall almost tripping with his own feet.

Shimazaki laughed, closed the door and turned around ready to joke with Minegishi like they did everytime they decimated an opposing force.

Except Minegishi currently was sitting in the floor burying his face in his hands.

“Minegishi?” Shimazaki tentatively called

“If he calls the police then Im done for good” Minegishi quietly mumbled

“What? why?” Shimazaki exclaimed  “He was the one who came screaming and woke us up! He was screaming at you!”

“Dont you understand?” Minegishi straightened turning to look at Shimazaki “That was my landlord. I cant go around threatening my landlord!”

“Your what?”

“YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT A-” Minegishi started but stopped to take a deep breath 

“He owns this place” Minegishi finally saaid gesturing around

“What? I thought this place was yours”

“No  I don’t.” Minegishi grumbled “I don’t have that amount of money...I actually don’t even have enought to pay all of Yamada sans demands”

“What? Arent you super rich or something?”

“Waht makes you think that?”

“Well...with all the stuff you buy me...and how you are always working...”

“You though that I...?” Minegishi said in disbelief  before quietly chuckling “How much do you think Im paid?”

Shimazaki shrugs 

“You do realize you are a lost cause, right?”

“HEY”

Minegishi stood up dusting his pants “Here c’mon” he then walked towards the doors “Let’s go”

“Where?” Shimazaki whined “Im hungry”

“I have to go now and somehow covince everybody to not sue me or Yamada-san...I would preferred to change first but we have to do this as soon as possible if i dont want to pay even more money.”

“And why do i have to go? ” 

“For starters because this is your fault.” Minegishi deadpanned “And besides I dont trust you enough to leave you alone in my kitchen”

Shimazaki couldnt argue back so he crossed his arms and followed Minegishi out

I know, I know its been more than a year since I last updated this but *gestures vaguely* life.last year of college.new fandoms. global crisis...

And more importantly... tumblr deleting all my drafts

Seriously I had like a good chunk of the prank scene written since last years august but Tumblr kept deleting my drafts and i had to rewrite all of that like 5 times which was pretty descourangingly (that and the lack of response )

It’s a shame considering the whole scene of the prank was the main reason for me to write this. I was very excited to write it.

I hope it lived to your expectations because i know I kept talking about this

Anyway I wish i could tell you when the next part is coming, because theres still more (this thing just grows and grows out of control) but yeah *gestures vaguely at everything going around*

What I know is that I want to write this before i forget how key scenes go (part of the discouragement was that i forgot some cool witty dialogue i had for the prank and I was so mad at mysellf for not remebering) so lets see how this goes.

I missed these dorks.

Anyway any feedback is greatly appreciated (reblogs>likes).

You can find me  in ao3 ( Im posting these headcanons and other fics there)

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/NSFW: SEXUAL- LOVE MAKING\

Ship: BakuSero.

It all started with that one kiss one summer, that led to the love making of his life. It was hot. No, not the mood. The sun beat down on Hanta in waves, and the noirette was suffering. His hand was fanning his face, his hair now in a man-bun. Katsuki was in a chair, curled up on his hammok in his boyfriends dorm, reading a book with small reading glasses perched on the bridge of his nose. Hanta was doing homework at his desk, silently watching Katsuki when he got all of it done. He licked his lips, they were dry because it was so hot. He hasn't felt heat in months, since beibg incased in ice didn't suit his body well, and usually hed be estatic. But now? He was suffering. The blond in his hammok wasn't any better off, by the slam of the book hed guessed Katsuki was done with the book for now. Hanta watched, and their eyes met. The red-eyed blonds gaze softened at the sight of his sweaty, misrable boyfriend. "I haven't seen you this hot and bothered before."

Katsuki had a hard time controlling his quirk in the heat, that's why he had his fists clenched as Hanta gently grabbed his wrists. Hanta stood up from his rickety desk chair, and held the slightly smaller male to him. He bent his knees so he could snuggle into his boyfriends chest. "Hey, hey, I thought you'd be too hot for that."

Hanta shrugged, "I mean, I wonder what being Kat-defincent would be like. I cant just let myself do that."

Katsuki rolled his eyes and pecked Hantas lips. Hantas face lit up, like, red. It was already flushed by the heat, but by his slackened posture and by the way he tried to hide himself hid himself in his hair even though it was up in a bun (for the most part, anyway). The tape user huffed, puffing his cheeks out. Explosion boy answered in kind, which (of course) would be squishing Hantas cheeks together so the air would be let out. Hanta broke into a small, embarassed grin. Katsuki felt himself start to melt more from the small smile, and damn, did it melt him more than the heat ever could. Hanta was just so..pretty. He wanted to appriciate every part of skin on his boyfriend, and even parts (like his mouth) that would definitely make them ignite together. Hanta was so perfect, and theyve talked about making love before, but they've been nervous. Hanta gets overstimulated easy, and even when pleasuring himself, he has to drag it out but not let it go too far, or he'll become a whiny mess, as Hanta had told him. They haven't had any intercourse yet, Hanta finds it very important that love comes before pleasure, and with those eyes, Katsuki couldn't help but agree. Hantas eyes met Katsukis, and Katsuki said, "do you want to try to make love, hun?"

Hanta bit his lip, "its kinda hot though," he said.

Katsuki said, "because you dont have your 'ditioning on, dumbass."

Hanta pouted, separating from Kat with hesitancy and draggung himself to his controls. He turned the air on, and instantly felt the cold sweep across his feet and he gratefully took it. He fanned himself, slipping his ponytail holder out of his hair at the same time. Katsuki bit his own lip, and couldn't help but want Hanta more. Not sexually, just want his touch. Hanta looked over, sweat starting to go away. He immediately went to cuddle up to Katsuki, giggling and nuzzling his chest. "Yes. Im ready, honeybee."

The blond nodded, slowly bringing their lips together. Hanta didnt fight against Katsuki, only wrapped his muscular arms around Katsukis stomach. Despite that, his elbows rested against his hips. Its a great resting place, he doesn't have to work as hard to hold Kat like this. Hanta felt Katsukis lips part from his, and he took in a shuddering breath, feeling his body reacting to the stimuli that Katsuki was now giving him, not groping, gods no, seemingly appreciating Hantas behind. Ths calloused hands of the other muscular man were rubbing small circles on his butt, he couldn't help but start to feel embarassed. "Remember the safeword we talked about?"

"M-mhm. Soy Sauce. And slow down is Spicy."

"Just making sure, thank you, Hanta."

Hanta nodded, kissing Katsukis head and led him to his big bed. He laid on his back, beckoning the other male to come overtop. The blond did so, but ducked his head to slowly make love bites on Hantas exposed skin. He sat back up, appreciating the flushed face and the whine he pratcially felt vibrating in Hantas throat, waiting to be released. Hanta let put that high pitched whine when Katsuki started sweet talking him.

"Your body is perfect. Your elbows are so pretty on you. No one can amount to how amazing you look. Ever."

Hanta shook his head, the whine mentioned ripping through his throat. He gasped, "K-Kat," he felt himself about to cry as Katsuki kissed all over his face, and kissed the first stray, salty tear that made its way over the pale skin of Hanta. Katsuki spoke in a small, soft voice that had an edge of roughness. Hanta loved it. Its a great representation of his love. It may seem rough, his love, but he fell in love with Katsuki for a reason. Study session forgotten, books amd pencils abandoned, they started to slowly make out as the room seemed to heat back up again. The wet noises of their lips was basically the only sound in the room, besides the rustling of Hantas squirming legs desrately needing a hold on something. They found Katsukis waist, and brought him closer with his lips. Katsuki now leaned over Hanta on his forearms and elbows.

Hanta played with Katsukis hair as they started their intimacy. They didn't rush, theres no need to. They have each other, this is to show their love. Even if its cold, and Hanta is having trouble sleeping because of his anxiety, or if its cold he'll be anxious because he thinks he'll be trapped. Again. He never wants to experience that again, the shivering cold. But now, hes shivering in excitement, so he guesses Katsuki is the only reason that he'll shiver and smile at the same time for. Katsuki pulled from the session first, slowly peeling Hantas tank-top up. He kisses all the exposed skin he could, sometimes nipping at the skin. Hanta whined at the attention, feeling like royalty.

"I want to kiss every inch of you, because I want to kiss perfection. Every peice and inch of skin is so perfect on you, Hanta, baby. You are sculpted so well, you arent a beast but you are so strong. Not even just physically, Han. Just in general. You always tease me to push me to do better, and you believe in me. You make me so happy. And I know you sell yourself short. I see it in your face. But youre so perfect, so pretty, I cant help but love you so, so much."

Hanta let out a sob as Katsuki finished, now full-on crying. "B-but I'm just.. so plain."

Katsuki pulled the tank off Hanta, who just let him. His muscular chest was kind of like Katsukis, but not near as thick. Hanta blushed, still crying but it got worse as Katsuki splayed his warm hands on Hantas chest, fondling the muscles with gentle touches, but somehow loving. "Plain beautiful, baby. You drive me mad, sometimes. You are so f.."

Hanta didnt like excessive cussing during love time, so he corrected himself,

"You are so amazing. You have a good body. Your face is beautiful, and unique. Do people look like you anymore? No? Then youre not plain. You're unique. You will make such an awesome hero."

Hanta clutched Katsukis shirt, sobbing into it. Katsuki kissed Hantas cheek and the noirette peeled his face off Katsuki, tugging silently on the shirt with red-rimmed and tear-filled eyes. The blond pulled it off, anf Hanta latched onto one of Katsukis shoulders, making love bites. With marking Kats skin, his soft whines were muffled. "Those sounds are beautiful, baby. I love you."

Things continued to get more and more heated until Katsukis fingers were at Hantas quivering rim. Katsuki pushed a finger in and Hanta whimpered, mostly of embrassment. As he got stretched out, he whimpered and whined - not excessively, though. They came out short, and high pitched. Katsuki loved them. He took his time stretching Hanta out, his other hand holding Hantas. The noirette has always been embarassed about intimacy, something he never though hed deserve or get. But here he is, the love of his life, stretching him so they can make love. Hanta squirmed at the thought, and Katsuki kissed Hantas thighs. Hanta gasped, biting his lips. His thighs were sensitive, especially toward the insides. Hanta let out his first small moan when Katsuki slowly found his prostate, and with the pace he was going, brushed along it slowly. Katsuki flushed, hearing that sound. He was aroused, sure, aching. But this is about love, and he was going to treat Hanta like an ancient relic, all the love and attention he needs. Once Hanta was stretched enough, it only felt like a few seconds to them, but they took five minutes slowly preparing each other, physically (Hanta) or mentally.. (Hanta and Katsuki). The only thing left on the blond was his boxers, while his lover was naked. He pulled his fingers out and watched Hantas eyebrows furrow. He was still crying. Sniffling. It was cute, under the cicumstances.

Katsuki shimmied out of his underwear and hissed as the (now) cold air swept across his penis, holding it in place. Hanta peeked pver and squealed, hiding his face in his arms. Katsuki leaned over and moved the arms away, exposing the embarassed face and tear marks. Hanta whimpered and nodded and Katsuki asked "are you ready?"

Hanta took a huge inhale to relax himself as Kat pushed into him, a long, high pitched whine followed, not because it was /that/ good, but because it felt good to feel loved. He always felt like this was all about love, and the whine was something apong the line of " you love me enough to do this. "

He trusted Katsuki, and the two threaded their fingers together and held eachothers hands, Hanta started full-on sobbing again and Katsuki said nothing of it, just kissing away tears he could reach. "I love you," Kat said, voice deep with arousal. Hanta gasped in air that he desprately needed, and replied with a shakey "I love you too."

After Hanta adjusted, Katsuki started a slow, easing pace that made Hanta squirm. They kept going.

They had tested for any desiease any of the two might have, and Hanta found out hes sensitive to condoms (don't ask) so they went in raw. And, Hanta can't get pregnant. So, they hadn't thought about it. Hanta whimpered and whined until Katsuki gradually sped up, and the pace he went was still slow and love-filled. Katsuki was pouring his love into Hanta and the noirette couldnt help but keep crying. "You're so pretty, baby. You always make me smile, you know?"

"B-but doesn't everyone think I'm weird?"

"No, baby. You're perfect. They all care about you."

They both talked about problems while they made love, comforting each other and holding each other close. Telling eachother they love them. It was sweet, and even if theyre still in high school they still loved each other very much.

@bnha-kitten

[lostonehero]

Cyrus kept feeling movement under his skin on his back, it was very unpleasant and painful so he gripped onto the sleeping man next to him. It hurt so much now it felt like his back was going to explode. He didn't know what was wrong and why it hurt so much but he just wanted peace.

His knuckles turned white as he gripped onto Guzma more surprised he hasn't woken up the sleeping man. Cyrus swore he was like a rock. His words died in his throat as he tried to wake Guzma up, his words more so bubbled into a scream the woke some of the pokemon in the cave. He coukd feel Guzma shift and realized in his painful haze Guzma wasn't asleep like he thought but his eyes were clamped shut in what he could only describe as pain.

Cyrus was at his limit and could feel something warm and wet drip down his back as his consciousness began to fade as the sweet release of unconsciousness took ahold of him.

....

Cyrus woke up in a haze his hand touched something wet and sticky and his first thoughts was Guzma spilled his honey again trying to attract bug pokemon, but that thought quickly ended when he looked at his hand smeared in a red substance. His breath picked up and he was on the verge of panicking until he felt two strong arms wrap around him. A foreign feeling combined with a familiar one meshed together as he began to relax.

"Are you scared of a little blood Cyrus?" Guzma tried to joke but he could hear the tension in his voice.

"It's not a little blood Guzma its a puddle, and-" his own words were cut off as he saw a flash of black and his heart sank, was it giratina back for him? He instinctively reached out to grab it and it sent shockwaves down his own spine and he jumped but he was held still.

"Easy Cy its probably my fault. Dimensional wormholes amd the ultra beast exposure may of rubbed off on you." Guzma let go as he spoke and Cyrus saw his back it looked like some sort of white shell took over Guzma back kind of reminded him of a precious stone.

"What are you talking about its probably my fault you went to the distortion world and got me out. This is probably from that." He argued realizing that both options were equality as likely.

Guzma caught on and a warm laughter came from the taller man and Cyrus coukd see the shell on Guzma's back opened up to reveal bug wings. He internally kept back a smile knowing it was perfect for him. "Cy I believe we are both idiots."

"No its mostly you " he says barely holding back a smile in this chaotic situation.

This only caused Guzma to laugh harder making Cyrus blush at the other man's beauty in his happiness.

Cyrus paused in his laughter to realize he was shirtless, his face now red as the blood on the floor. "You undressed me?"

"I kind of just picked up the ripped fabric off of ya." Guzma points to Cyrus's ripped sweater and shirt. "Same thing happened to my clothes I guess."

Cyrus coukd only stutter looking at Guzma shirtless. He had to admit he was chiseled like some sort of God, and he couldn't take his eyes off, he was practically drooling looking at the bug master.

Guzma was in the same boat looking at Cyrus, he had such a pretty form. He reminded him of a doll that he coukd break but not in a bad way. Cyrus looked fragile but also looked amazing. "You need to eat more." He said without realizing it, and when he did he immeditaly regretted it.

Until he saw Cyrus giggle and look away, he wasn't sure if he heard him. "You look nice Guzma."

He didn't hear him, but that didn't really matter now that his face was so red and his thoughts were short circuiting. "Right uh well uh... "

The two were a mess not knowing what else to say they got up and headed to clean themselves off. They were both head over heels for each other and neither wanted to say it first in fear of a response.

[dr-habit-b]

Pesky pups and pretty ladies

No application, no warning, heck, not even an email! Kamal was already working on two other applications from the other night, and before he knew what was even happening, from the corner of his vision through the window he saw some Habititans gathering around the entrance to the ‘carnival’ area. 

He didn’t think much of it at first, maybe the kids were trying to mess with Ronbo, he was the clown after all, but when he poked his head around the office’s big, clunky computer he saw-

Wait wAS THAT ANOTHER FREAKIN KID?

He bolted up from his chair and ran out to the balcony, gripping the railing as he leaned forward, squinting to see what was happening. In the middle of a few of the residents was definitely a new person, no doubt. Ohh god oh GOD what the heck? They definitely weren’t expecting anyone today, who..??? Geez, aw geez.

“Haaaaaabit! We got a! Thing!!!!” He called out from the balcony, his voice creaking with anxiety. He didn’t want to deal with this today!...

Kamal was staring down into the carnival area, rubbing his temples as Habit came up behind him, peering around to see his assistant’s face.

“Kamal? Whate’s the matter?”

He watched with curiosity and confusion as his assistant just gestured frustratingly down to the carnival, following his gaze. Oh! There was a little group down there, now what were they doing?

“Eye.. do’nt understand, whate is happening?”

He frowns a little bit as Kamal drags his hands down his face with a big sigh, looking up at him. The anxiety and worry was very apparent on his face... his hand twitches a little, wanting to hold his face, but he doesn’t.

“I dunno if you can see or not, but uh. The Habititans? Are? Around a. Uh. A kid. New kid. Like, ah, no application or anything I didn’t recognize them Habit oh my god what are we gonna do?!”

Kamal starts running his fingers through his hair and curling it around his fingers as he starts rocking on his heels a little. If this kid just showed up, without parents, or, hell, even with parents but no application, ohhh they’re gonna get in so much trouble.

He jumps a bit feeling big hands on his shoulders, looking up at Habit. 

“Kamal. It iz o.k. We wille figure thise out! Let us go ande greete theme!”

Kamal forces a little bit of a smile, taking a deep breath as he pats Habit’s arms, shaking his head as those big hands remove from his shoulders.

“Y.. yeah, yeah. Okay. That’s probably for the best anyways, uh, lets! Lets just go, yeah?”

Habit gives him a smile, just barely showing his teeth, and pats Kamal on the back as the two of them head down the elevator. They don’t say much, but Kamal can feel Habit staring down at him as he nervously fidgets and messes with his hair. He’s still really worried, but! But it’ll be fine, right? Right. They wont get sued, I mean, its not like Parsley is hanging out in the carnival. Its not like he’ll see this kid, coming in unannounced and unplanned, and think to sue them. Haha, right? Right?? That wont happen.’

Kamal doesn’t notice the elevator ding and open up at first, not till Habit pats his back and coaxes him out. Geez, okay, he needs to just. Breathe and take a moment to get out of his own head.

He takes their long walk down the long hallway to the boiler room to do just that, holding his hands together in front of them and staring down at them. He feels a hand on his back, Habit making sure to guide him and keep him walking. Its appreciated, to say the least.

By the time they exit that big door in the back of the boiler room, Kamal is at least calm enough to not be almost pulling out his own hair.

“Are u o.k?”

He didn’t jump at least, but as Kamal looked up at his boss, he took a moment to take in the worried expression on his face. They both stopped, just a few feet shy away from the door, just staring at each other. Kamal let out a weary sigh before finally answering.

“I.. I’m worried! A lot, but... but it’ll be fine, right? We’ll... figure it out... probably.”

A smile creeped up on Habit’s face and he nodded, giving Kamal’s head a little pat pat.

“Yese it will! Do note worri, if it go-es bad, eye will handl it. Thise is mine Habitat, after all.”

Kamal manages a smile back for him, but. His words both comfort and continue to worry him. But they weren’t going to figure out just standing here, so he decides to lead the way this time, with Habit following just a touch behind him.

The gathered Habitians had moved from the carnival gates into the middle of the courtyard, it looked like... Ronbo, Mirphy, Tiff and Jimothan were gathered by the new kid, talking amongst themselves and looking rightfully worried. They all turned their heads hearing Kamal and Habit approach, which made Kamal feel incredibly small.

Thankfully Habit took charge and stepped in front of Kamal, smiling with open arms.

“Hell-o evry-one!! I hear thate we have a new visitor two-day!” He clasps his hands together, gazing down at the awkward-looking teen in the middle of the adults. “Amd who mite you be, younge man?”

The boy just stared at him for a moment, probably taking in the height difference, before shaking his head and grinning wide with teeth covered in braces. He was a nerdy looking kid, to say the least, dressed up far too warm for this summer heat. But, Habit supposed he used to dress in a very similar way in his teen years...

“O-oh! Uh!” Wait, he clears his throat a bit, trying to keep his voice from so obviously cracking. ���I’m Trevor Garbo! And I heard from a...” He gets all shifty eyed for a moment, before looking back to Habit with squinty eyes. “Reliable source, that you guys might have a Vampire lurking around here!! I had to come see for myself!”

Habit just blinked down at the kid, and he could feel how dumbfounded his expression looked. He glanced over to the adults around Trevor, who all seemed just as exasperated and confused. O-key... um. Hmm..

“Weel! I amn not knowing about thise, but... ah.. Trevor, did you come here... a-lone?”

He didn’t turn around, but he could feel Kamal behind him grabbing nervously at his coat. He could practically feel him begging for the answer to be no. And, well, Habit was hoping for that too of course. But if this kid did come here alone....

“..Oh, nah! Uh, actually. My mom dropped me off.”

Relief. Kamal practically melted into a puddle, and Habit felt a little weight off his shoulders too. Although...

“Dide she? Ah, iz.. she stille aroumd?”

The blank stare Trevor gives him does Not inspire confidence.

“Uhhh, nah? Nah, she left, for like. Work stuff I dunno. She heard me talking about this place and thought it’d be a nice place to drop me off while she did work stuff. Uh, that’s like. Okay, right? I mean, this is already way better than being alone at the house for weeks!”

....Oh god he’s sweating. What the heck? Okay. O-key, o.k, umm...

“Did... yew happ-en two fill out a app-licaton? Ate all?”

He’s trying not to seem too nervous, but he gets the feeling Trevor can tell anyways.

“Uh, nah. Was I.. ‘sposed to?”

A. Perfect.

Before he could even think of what to say next he felt movement behind him, and when he turned to look he saw his assistant hurriedly making his way to the carnival.

“Ah- Kamal! Waite!”

He started to follow only to stop, looking back at Trevor, who was starting to look just as worried as the adults. No, no that wont do. He squats so he’s not looking down at the kid, giving him a big, closed smile.

“Oh, do note worri, маленький, you hav no-thimg two be a-fraide of. We wille handle every-thing! Juste be nice two the others, o.k?”

When Trevor relaxes Habit stands tall again and gives him a pat on the head before turning quick and rushing after Kamal. He catches up with a few strides of his long legs and grabs him by the arm, stopping him for going further.

“Kamal. Pleaze, re-lax. Whate are you ev-en planning?”

His grip isn’t tight by any means, and he still feels badly about it, but he doesn’t let go. He can take a pretty good guess at what Kamal is wanting to do, but.. He doesn’t need to see his face to see how stressed out and worried he is about this situation, he can feel it in how Kamal trembles.

“If... if I can just. Just talk t-to, to Parsley, and.. and explain! What. Just happened! I’m.. I can fix this, and.. and get a handle on, on the situation, before... before it gets worse, so.. s-so let me go, doc, I can.. I got this.”

“No, Kamal, you do note.”

“AND WHY NOT?!”

Habit jumps slightly, hearing Kamal raise his voice like that, but he does his best not to waiver.

“Be-cauze you are verry stressed, rite now.” He feels Kamal start to tug his arm, just a little, and he reaches over to turn his assistance’s face to him. Once they’re looking at one another, Habit tries to give him a little smile.

“Liek I said, it iz o-key. Lemt me talk to Parslm. Parsm... Parsley.” He scrunches his face a little. Why did he have such a hard time with that name... regardless.

“Yew should staye and talke two Trevor a bit! Eye will handl the issue. Be-sides, we have an-other guest a-riving soon! U need to be calme so you can greete her, yes?”

Kamal’s intense gaze is able to make even Habit a little nervous, despite the disparity in their height, but he relaxes when he sees the other let out a tired sigh.

“I... okay, okay. Yer right I’m. Super messed up about this right now... I just... dont want you to get in trouble for this, y’know? You.. yer a good guy and this place is like, your dream! Sow hat.. what if...”

He gets cut off as Habit pats his head with a little laugh, blinking up at him in confusion.

“Welle! Thate is for me to worri about, note you. Go see Trevor, waite for our new Habitians, I will talk with Pars. O-key?”

Kamal just stares up at him for a second before letting out a little laugh, some of the tension ebbing away. He nods, patting hand still holding onto his arm till Habit lets go.

“Y.. yeah, ‘o-key,’ I’ll do that. Just uh... if! If you need me, I’ll, uh. Be.. not that far away, I guess, hehh...”

His face flushes a little as he starts to walk back towards the courtyard, but he tries to shake it off. That was a dumb thing to say...

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Habit watches him go with a smile before sighing himself, looking over to where Parsley was hanging out. He was sitting by that little tire fire.. wonder why he liked that area so much. But, well, not the time for that. He makes his way over, giving Parsley a wave when he notices him coming. Parsley doesn’t get up or anything, just stays sitting and hugging his suitcase. That’s fine, Habit will walk right over and squat beside him.

“...So, uh. Whats up, Mr. Habit? You and your assistant get into a ‘lovers quarrel’ or something? Haha.”

Habit shoots him a frown, and Parsley gives him an apologetic smile.

“Eye dont knowe if you saw, but... we got a new Habititian, a bite ago.”

“Oh? Sounds uh, fun. Why... are you telling me, exactly?” He cant help but frown a little at the nervous expression on this big man. Doesn’t sit well in his stomach.

“Weell.... He is younge, amd.. he tolde us thate, ah... his momther, juste dropped him off and left. We were work-ing on two applications a bit a-go, but.. they were note his. She didmt e-maile or anything, we have noo paper-worke for him.” His gaze drifts away from Parsley as he talks, and he rubs the back of his neck with one of his hands.

“Kamal is verri up-set. Worried thate eye will get in-two trouble for thise.. we were ho-ping yew could help us? You’re are a lawyer boy, amd may-b you could help make an application for him?”

He finally glances back over at Parsley, only to wince a little at the look of disbelief on his face.

“Ah... do you note truste me? We can go-”

“Oh, no no, you’re fine. I cant believe the nerve of that kid’s Mom!” He groans, and rests his forehead against his suitcase, grumbling to himself. Something or other about child negligence, and custody cases..

“Okay, OK, yeah. Okay. Dont worry, uh, doc, I got y’alls back. I aint no evil lawyer or anything, heh... Whats the kid’s name again?”

“Ah, I thimk he said... Trevor! Trevor... Garbo?”

Parsley hums a little bit, thinking for a moment as he drums his fingers against his suitcase.

“Hmm, Garbo, Garbo... Man, I think my firm dealt with a divorce with that name. All the applications are the same, right? I’m sure I can call someone, and get a hold of his information pretty easy.... Oh, uh, y’know. If thats all good with you and- uh...”

He looks up at Habit, whose looking right back at him with big teary eyes. Before he knows whats even happening he’ lifted up like a Child and hugged by this big crying green doctor, and. Well. Sure, why the heck not. It only lasts but a moment and when Parsley is put down Habit apologizes while wiping his eyes with his sleeve.

“Aw, uh, no worries. No harm. I’ll, uh! Get to you, when I get the information and stuff, kay? I’d uh, do it now, but...” He glances over to the other side of the carnival, past the gates where the small group of adults and Trevor were still located.

Jimmothan was one of them...

“Ah, do note worri a-bout it. Eye understand.” Habit gives Parsley a pat on the back as he gets up, giving him a smile.

“You juste re-lax, amd I will come check-in later. I wille go see how Trevor is doing.”

They wave at each other before Habit starts heading back over to the courtyard, feeling lighter and more relieved. That went. MUCH much better than anticipated! Thank goodness. Though.. one of Parsley’s comments did plant a pit of worry in his stomach, but. Well. Nothing he could do about it, Parsley was the lawyer, not him.

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If Kamal wasnt so stressed out right now, he’d be very entertained by how Trevor just kept going on and ON about vampires. It was impressive, actually, even if he had no idea what the heck he was even on about. But as it stood he was passively listening to keep the kid happy, all while his worries covered him like a heavy, heavy blanket. He keeps glancing over to the big front doors of the Habitat, keeps listening for a knock or the sound of a bus or something. It feels like time is going agonizingly slow.

“...your name again?”

“Huh?” Oh, shit, he stopped listening. He looked back to Trevor, giving him a nervous smile.

“Uhh, sorry pal, didn’t catch that. Whats up?” 

“What’s your name again? And, uh, the tall guy?”

Good, good, just a question. He lets out a sigh and tries to relax again.

“My name’s Kamal, and that big lug you saw was Habit. He’s my boss, and the guy who runs this place. He, uh... I mean, we’ll need you to fill out an application, later, since. Since yer mom kinda just... y’know.”

“Ohh.. I uh, yeah thats! Fair, probably, sorry about that.”

“Nah, kid, dont even worry about it. Not your fault. Is, uh.. the only reason you came cause of the. Vampire thing?....” Where did he even hear that? Far as he’s aware none of these other folk are really internet people. “You know this is a place for like. Sad people, right?”

“Really? Well, honestly, I wasn’t sure. I mean, I did look at the website, but...”

Trevor shrugs, and Kamal gives him another nervous grin. Maybe he should look at that website... Habit put it together when they were first getting things running, he cant actually remember whether or not he checked it before hand. Maybe he should... go and make some edits. Or at least add some information. Or just look at it- whatever that was for later.

His attention went back to the front doors, while Trevor went back to talking about vampires to the other few adults around, who were listening to him with confused but endeared expressions. He was a little weird, but hey, whatever makes this kid happy right? After he was just dumped off by his mom, it was the least they could do.

Kamal found himself just staring at those doors, everything else out of his focus falling away. He started sort of bouncing one of his legs anxiously, starting to fiddle with his hair with one of his free hands. He was so out of it that he let out a very undignified squawk when he felt something touch him, turning around only to be met by his tall boss. They stared at each other before laughing a bit, Kamal giving an embarrassed apology before straightening.

“S.. so, uh, how’d it go with-” Ah. He glances over at Jimothan, who was talking with Trevor, before looking back to Habit.

“How’d it go?”

“Goode! Eye thimk it went good. He said he would help! Help two get Trevor’s in-for-mation, for an application. He is, thamkfully, on oure side withe this. There is no-thimg to worri a-bout, Kamal.”

He holds his arms out a little, an offered hug, and Kamal is quick to take it. God he was so relieved he could melt into a puddle right then and there.

But there was still more to do. They all chat for a fit, and the others disperse as Kamal leads Trevor up into the apartment area, practically hugging the wall all the way up while Habit followed behind with Trevor’s bit of luggage.

With the weight of all that legal stress off his shoulders, Kamal was a lot more lively. That was good, Habit liked to see that. Seeing his assistant so consumed by stress and anxiety.. really hurt, but he knew the feeling.

Once Trevor was shown his room, he was eager to have everything set up and decorated just how he wanted, so they left him to it. Still had to wait for the new Habititans to show up... hopefully nothing happened, but those worries were ditched quickly as they got to the bottom of the stairwell.

“Ohhhh heyyyyyyyy!” A woman in a green dress and frizzy looking hair waved over to them, accompanied by a.. well, to put it bluntly, another very sad looking woman with long teal hair.

Kamal let out a breath of relief seeing them and straightened, putting on a big smile as he and Habit approached the two.

“Hello! And, welcome to the Habitat! We’re very pleased to have you both, you didn’t have any trouble getting here did you?”

“Ohh not at all! Hahaha, wowww, you’re soo sweet! I met Lulia here the the busss stop and we chatted so much we forgot the bus! Soooo we had to wait for the next one, but itssss okay, no worries.” 

She ruffles Kamal’s hair, which gets a nervous laugh out of him. Was.. was this woman. Drunk? She, uh, she was sure acting like it. Well its a good thing she said they took the bus cause Kamal wasn’t sure how he’d feel if she drove here.

“Okay! Okay, thats... thats good to hear, at least.” At least, he thinks so. “You’re.. Jerafina, right? And I suppose the other woman is Lulia?”

“Ding diiiiiing! Hahaha, I alllllmost forgot you knew my name, I was totally shocked at first.” She turns to look at the other woman standing behind her. “Yooour name is Lulia??? Thats sooooo pretty!!”

Lulia just sighs, brushing some hair behind one of her ears. It looks like she’s blushing, but Kamal cant tell what exactly from. She really did look sad, and, well... her application had him figure as much, really. She was probably the worst case here right now, and honestly, it... made him nervous! What a shocker, but really. She would have to be someone they keep an eye on, for sure...

While he was lost in his thoughts Habit approached them, giving them a friendly smile and offering his hand for handshakes. Jerafina took it and shook maybe a little too eagerly, while Luila just turned her face away from the offer. She didn’t seem like one to talk, even though Jerafina mentioned them having a conversation... though, maybe Jerafina was just talking at her. Who knows.

“Weel! You two muste be tired, yess?? Let us go two you’re rooms! I cam carry your thimgs!” Habit beamed as they both gave him their respective suitcases, and he thought it was cute how each one matched its owner so perfectly. He glanced down at Kamal, who was looking at the stairs rather nervously, and nudged him with his elbow.

“Do note worry, eye can han-dle theme from hear. Yew go back two the office o-key?” He doesn’t give Kamal the chance to answer, actually, and turns a heel and walks towards the stairs with the two women following suit.

Kamal watches them go, hand partially raised like he was going to say something, but after a second he drops it and makes his own way back to the office. Come on, its okay, everything worked out fine. Nothing to stress about.

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Jerafina continued to chat up Lulia the whole way up the stairs and to the apartment rooms, up until she was shown her own room and given her suitcase. She pouted and whined about leaving Lulia behind, but eventually left to her own devices after a moment. Habit was thankful when she did, letting out a little sigh. She definitely reeked of alcohol. Well! Good thing they the lounge, and Jimothan.

His walk with Lulia was significantly quieter, and Habit all too quickly missed Jerafina’s mindless chatter. He never knew what to say to people who didn’t want to talk, so... they didn’t. Lulia didn’t seem to mind at least. When they reached her room Habit set down her luggage and looked over to her, offering a little smile.

“Do note worry, miss Lulia. Yew can take as much tiem here as you neede. If there is any-thinge you neede, let me knowe.” His smile strains a little bit as she nods and continues to stay quiet, watching her step into her room. He lets out a quiet sigh through his nose. Well... he cant blame her. These sorts of things arent easy for everyone. Admitting you’re in a bad place, and need some kind of help..

“...You are a-mong friends, here. We are alll deal-img withe pro-blems. Big! Or small. Do note be a-fraid two talke to some-one. O-key?” He stares at the back of her head for a long time before smiling a little when she finally nods. He wishes her a good rest of the day and makes his way back down the stairs, and towards the boilers.

He hopes Kamal is okay. Today piled a lot of unexpected stress onto him, and Habit knew just how anxious he got about things... Well! No matter, he would make sure things ran smooth as they can go. Tomorrow he’ll check in with Parsley, and get to work on all of Trevor’s papers. Maybe see if... Parsley can get a hold of his mom. Or... something. Anything. That whole situation didn’t sit right with him..

When he reached the elevator he hit the up button and waited patiently for the ding, listening to the hum of the machine as it whirred to life. He was still lost in thought, but didn’t miss the quiet sound under the mechanical hum. He lifted his head a bit to listen more intently, looking around the empty room.

Empty? No, that wasnt right. His eyes widened a bit as his gaze landed on one of the corners of the room, where he spotted a small form, pressed against that corner and looking very small. His expression fell and his chest tightened painfully.

“Oh, лилия....” The words slipped out, just barely audible, and Habit turned to make his way over to that small form as the elevator dinged and opened behind him. He stopped just shy of the other, and slowly sat down on his knees in front of him.

Kamal was sat so tucked into that corner and into himself that he looked so, so much smaller than normal. Habit could see the way he trembled, even in the dim room, and could see the uneven rising and falling of his breathing, despite him being utterly silent. He reached out to him, only to stop just shy of touching his head. He hesitated for a long while, thinking over what to do.

“Is touche o-kay?”

For a while, Kamal didn’t give him a response, verbal or otherwise, but he eventually nodded. Habit breathed a sigh of relief and started to gently stroke the top of his head, lightly dragging his finger tips through his hair.

“I ame... so sorry, Kamal... I should note hav left you a-lone.” Especially when the way up to the office was so... dark and spooky. He should really try getting some lights down here sometime, he thinks, but- no no. That wasn’t important right now.

What was important was the fact that he let his assistant, his friend, get so anxious like this. He’s sure he could have done... something better along the way.

He continues to comb through Kamal’s wavy hair with his fingers, not sure what to say next. Not sure what would or wouldn’t make it worse.. but he knew being down here wasn’t going to make it any better, thats for sure.

Gently he started to coax Kamal into uncurling.

“Here, lemt me carry you two you’re room. Yew wille be more comfy there.”

Eventually Kamal let Habit pick him up, but he hid his face in his hands the whole time. That made Habit giggle a bit, which seemed to relax Kamal a little. Good! That was... a little progress, at least. He carried him up and into the elevator, pushing the up button. Kamal, being his assistant, shared a room right across from Habit’s. Easy to get to and from the office quickly.

As the elevator came to a slow stop and dinged, the doors sliding open, Kamal finally found his voice as Habit stepped out.

“Imm.. ss-sorry...” His voice was quiet and cracked easily, giving away his crying. It really tore up Habit from the inside out, hearing him like that.

“Kamal no no, you do’nt haf two be sorre for an-y thimg....” He nudged Kamal’s door open as he reached it, thankful it wasnt closed all the way, and went to go sit on the bed. Still holding him close.

“Bu.. but I. I-I didnt... ee-even help!.. I was,, ss-so useless...” And that was it, wasn’t it. He tried so hard all the time, he worked so hard, all the time. Did everything his parents wanted him to, studied and made perfect grades even at the expense of his well being, got into a good college, then went to a good dentistry school, kept studying hard and making perfect grades-

But god, god, life throws one unexpected thing at him and he totally falls apart. Just one! And it wasnt even that bad! So- why??

He flinches a little bit as his hands are pulled from his face, and he stares, teary-eyed up at his boss, who looks back down at him with worry and pain.

“You are Not use-less. Kamal.” Habit closes his eyes for a second to take a breath, and when he opens them again, his gaze is much softer.

“Yew are wonderful. So.. smarte, and hard-workeing, all the time! Even whene you do’mt haf to be. You check and re-cheke ev-ery-thing so thate you are sure it is all in-order! Thate everything is o-key! Yew hav re-membered manee little de-tales I do not, and have fixed mine mistakes thate I missed. Ande yew care a-bout the Habititans as much as I do.” He gives Kamal a warm smile, gently wiping a few tears away with his thumb.

“Far from use-less, in mine o-pinion.”

Kamal cant help his face flushing as Habit speaks, glancing away when he starts touching his face. It does bring a little smile to his face, and he cant help but.. laugh? Just a little bit.

“Y... yer.. such a sofie, y.. y’know that?” He doesn’t look back up at Habit, but he does put a hand over top the one still touching his face, as if to say ‘keep it there.’

Habit just stares down at Kamal with a little smile on his face, staying quiet for a bit before letting out a little laugh of his own.

“Hah, may-b! Thate is a good thing, no?”

Its only now that Kamal finally looks up at Habit, giving him a small smile of his own.

“Yeah... yeah I, I think so.”

They stay like that for a long while. Habit moves so that his back can lean back against the wall, and Kamal stays in his arms. He feels like this should be... way more weird, I mean, he was. Being held by his boss? After having a mini breakdown. In his own room??? On his bed??? But... it was just. Nice.

They talked about nothing in particular for what felt like hours, till Kamal stopped getting answers back. He glanced up, only to see that Habit was starting to doze off. He felt his face flush again along with this warm, but also nauseous feeling in his chest. At first he thought he might be about to have a panic attack, but this feeling still felt more.. pleasant than anything, pleasant and nervous.

...Wait a second.

Ah,

[the-dead-skwad]

Every Mom Ever X Damien Haas X Reader

Damien fluff 🥰 Had such an issue with my laptop getting this up but I hope you guys like it ❤

You looked down at the script laughing to yourself. At the top of the page it said in bold letters EVERY MOMS EVER. You only had a small part because obviously all the fans love to see the usual guys and normally you were on smosh games. Honestly it was the strangest/ best job you had ever had, getting paid to play games and be silly.

Scrolling down the script you noticed you were along side Damien which was perfect. You had been the closest friends for years now so it should be pretty easy. As you looked closer your heart started to pound harder and harder. "Oh jesus!" You said way louder than normal.

"Hey!" Shayne's head peeked round the door. "Whats up?"

Your eyes darted to him "Ermmmm.... have you seen Courtney?"

"Yeah she was just making a coffee" He pointed down the office.

You leapt out of your seat "Great!" you ran past him "Thanks!" shouting back to him just leaving him the most confused he's ever been.

Bursting through the canteen door Courtney nearly threw her coffee across the room. "Hey mannnnn.. Whats going on?"

"So..." you could litterally hear the panick in your voice "I'm in the next every blank ever right?"

"Yep!"

"And we all ricieved the script today right?"

"Yep!"

You took a huge sip off her coffee, like that was going to help you "Have you read it yet?"

"Nope!"

You sighed passing over your phone to her. Watching her face go through a journey of expressions would have been so funny if you weren't freaking out so hard. She placed your phone down gently on the table and turned to look at you "So, this maybe be the GREATEST DAY EVER!"

"No! Courtney this is the worst day ever!" You started to pace up and down the kitchen "I can feel my heart in my throat, my hands are sweating, I'm shaking."

She stood up and took both your hands in hers "Listen Y/N, your my best friend right?"

"Yeah..."

"And you trust me right?"

"Ermm yeah"

"And I've never steered you wrong?"

"Well there was that time you said we were getting pizza and instead sent me to a haunted house with Damien and Shayne."

She shook her head "That doesn't matter right now.. What I'm trying to say is, it's all going to be fine and you litterally have absolutely nothing to worry about, and besides I'll be there."

"Are you sure?" You squeezed her hands.

"Yes I'm sure."

A loud scream came from the office making you both jump. "Oh my god.... Shayne's read it."

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It was the day of the shoot and you were super nervous. You hadn't let on how you were feeling to everyone except Courtney. She picked you up from your house, you sat in the car rambling on about something you and Damien had waatched the previous night.

"Soooooo...." she looked over at you smiling "Did anything happen?"

"No, I mean it was samazing as usual. We watched TV, ate shit, laughed and joked all night, but again nothing happened. I just don't think its going to happen mannn. If he liked me it would have by now."

"Maybe he just feels the exact same as you. Maybe he's too nervous to do anything."

"Yeah I don't think so... I'm just going to have to get used to the fact that we are just friends and even if my heart aches when I see him I'm just going to get over it."

Courtney squeaked a little "Dudeee! Your heart aches? Thats the cutest thing I've ever heard!" She beeped her horn as Shayne's car swerved infont of her "I promise you now I'm going to do all I can to help you."

"Thanks mann, I just need to get through this shoot first then we'll set a plan in action."

"Deal!"

You pulled into the work parking lot an got out. Shayne parked up next to you amd got out with a huge smile on his face "Good morning! I'm so ready for today."

"Hey Shayne." You smiled at him. Damien got out his passenger side and your heart nearly exploded "Morning Damien!"

"Hey you." He walked up to you and gave you a hug "It's been ages since I've seen you."

You looked down at your watch "Yeah! A whole 11 hours! How ever did you cope without me."

"Honestly if it wasn't for Shayne I probably wouldn't have."

"Yeah alright.. Lets get this shoot over and done with and then I need...."

Damien cut you off when he pulled a caramel iced latte from behind his back "This?"

"How in the fuck?"

Shayne's face popped up between the two of you "He literally made me stop to get that." You heard Courtneys happy squeak from behind you.

"Awhh thank you." You gave him a hug and turned to Courtney. Your eyes were nearly popping out your head.

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You sat on a not so comfy bed on the set. The cheap black 'emo' wig stratched the top of your head, you rubbed your hands up and down your legs.

"Hey, you ok man?" Damien nudged you, he knew you far too well and clearly noticed you were nervous. "It'll be fine, we've been best buds for years."

"Yeah" you half smiled. The words 'best buds' was like a punch to the gut. You took a deep breath in through your nose and went to 'happy place' which ironically was sat at home with the smosh crew watch and eating shit.

"ACTION!" Gareth's voice made you jump.

"So.. this is your room?" Damiens teenage voice he put on would have made you laugh if you weren't in charecter.

"Yeahhh...." You both awkardly glanced at eachother "Sorry I can't close my door.. You know moms."

"DID YOU CALL SWEETIE!" Courtney burst through the door with her mom voice on.

"Ughhhh," You were trying your best teenage impression "God mommm! Leave us aloneeee!"

"Sure sweetie!" She slowly backed out the room "If you need anything I'll be out here."

You turned to look at him, your faces slowly got closer and closer. Your lips were literally inches away from eachother. Courtney reappeared "You sure you don't want a snack hunny?"

"Mooommmmmm!" You screamed at her.

"Cut!"

Your whole brain was fuzzy from almost kissing him. You knew you weren't going to as it wasn't scripted but thats the closest you have ever gotten to him even if you did spend nearly every waking minute together. Both of your eyes locked for a minute. You swear you saw something new in his eyes but you really didn't know what. "Ermm, I'm just going to talk to Court for a sec." You leapt out the bed.

She was getting changed out of the ridiculous Mom costume "See it wasn't that bad."

"NOT THAT BAD!" Breathing you calmed yourself down "Sorry, I didn't mean to shout but my entire insides are screaming. I don't know how much longer I can hold in these god damn feelings, its been years since I've felt like this, I know youv'e heard all this from me before but honestly I feel like I'm going to burst. How in the hell do you even tell one of your closest friends that you're head over heel inlove with them without destroying everything you have now. I mean if something was going to happen it would have by now. Jesus christ I feel like my heart is going to explode one day soon...." Your rant trailed off as you noticed courtneys face. Her eyebrows were raised so high they had nearly migrated off her forehead and her mouth was dropped wide open. "What?"

Someone behind you tapped you on the shoulder. Who ever it was has just heard everything you had said. You spun around to explain your self when you were met with those beautiful warm brown eyes. "Shit...." You breathed out "I..." Before you could even begin to apologise he placed his hands either side of you face and pressed his lips against yours. You kissed back instantly. It felt like your bodies just melted into one, like it was always supposed to be like this. You moved back and looked into his eyes and you saw it. Pure love.

He brushed his thumb against your cheek, both of you were smiling from ear to ear "Wonna grab some lunch?"

"That would be nice." You leaned in again for another kiss.

A very loud scream from the doorway broke you two apart. Shayne stood there with a bigger smile than the both of you put together. "Ian!" He screamed down towards the set "You owe me 20 dollars!"

　

[lykosclan]

Pack Member Showcase

Rising Sun - Altin

The first NBW/packmember (aside from Amara) to join the pack, Altin! His name means friend, fitting since he initially wasnt going to stay but the trio became good friends and he stayed with them. He’s the only Vlepo (scout) of the pack so far, will be joined later by someone. Maybe Ruslan, maybe Rhysand, maybe another NBW. He was the sire of the breeding quest pups (Caelum and Ruslan) but he was only Agapo (breed male) for the one time. Currently, hes the hightest leveled in the pack (aside from Hera of course) which makes me wonder about some of his scouting journeys hmmmm

Fluttering Bird - Farren

The second to join the pack on the first day, she came in real handy as night was soon approaching and I didnt have a Mitera (pupsitter) yet. Shes not 100% fleshed out, but I feel like shes the mom of the group (also the eldest) and keeping the young ones out of trouble. She’s a little plain looking, might give her an RMA, but I love her subtle looks anyway. Name means wanderer.

Little Cloud - Kakia

The first more mysterious one, she joined on the first day of Spring which was nice as Amara had been hunting alone previously. Im not really sure about her personality or history, really the one I need to work on the most.

Shaded Moss - Corvina

I originally was on the fence about keeping her but then I had such a great lore idea for Corvina I had to keep her. About a year ago, she had a mate, a brother and pups on the way. Then a mysterious traveler came during a blizzard asking for shelter. They turned them away and were given an ominous warning before they vanished. In the next couple months, the prey was poisoned, her brother died from sickness and her mate was killed by a rival pack when they tried to migrate to better territory. Her kids were stillborn and she wandered alone for the fall and winter. She met a raven friend, Koraki, who helped her along the way. She hangs out more along the outskirts of the pack but would fight tooth and nail for her new family. Shes a strong one, I made her a finisher with Kakia and Amara. Since I cant have her help with chasing or she gains the wrong proficiency points, I like the headcanon that shes absent for 80% of the hunt until she pops outta nowhere to bring down the prey.

Golden Sun - Eos

Shes actually from my friends pack, she found Eos and I wanted to take her in. Due to limited pack space, she spent a day or so in their pack before coming over. Shes a pupsitter with Farren, keeping an eye on Caelum amd Ruslan. Shes a lifesaver honestly, since the boys were born in winter they had real bad survival chances with just Farren. I love her lighter back, such simple markings but shes lovely. Her personality is wrong, saving up for a changer, but I imagine shes soft and warm, contrasting Farrens more ridged demeanor.

Rhysand

The newest member of the pack, Rhysand. I bought him the other day after 3 days of trying to find a good looking nbw in explore. My original plan was to go with a different male but he was bought out before i could get to him. In the end, Im happy with his simple yet handsome markings. Definitely gonna put an rma on him, pretty much everything looks good. Hes a scrappy young fellow, was caught stealing prey from the Clans borders. They were gonna kick him back out but Farren took pity on the orphan and took him under her wing. Planning on making him the Agapo, when he grows up Amara will be in heat so its perfect timing.

[depressedkakashihatake]

Rouge Ninja Au

Gai hates Hiruzen. Lkke absolutly completly utterly hates him ecause he is cknstantly ignoring Kakashi's mental health and throwing him intk dangerous mission after dangerous mission. His whole reason for wanting to leave Konoha is hiruzen.

Of course, Gai won't leave without Kakashi. He can't someone has to be there to watch out for Kakashi. So he talks to Kakashi, tries to convince Kakashi that them leaving would be for the best. At least for now.

Kakashi is skeptical. He's very much afraid to end up like his dad and thus doesn't want to turn his back on Konoha no matter what happens to him and how much his personal struggles are ignored. He only ends up agreeing after getting home from a particukarly bad mission chakra exhausted and barky able to stand anymore.

He decides its time to leave because he looks into Gai's eyes and he can tell this is the final straw for his friend. With or without Kakashi, he's out. And Kakashi can't imagin his life without Gai.

They leave their headbands with Kurenai (at this point Asuma has also left the village for his short stint so he's not around) and head out of the village without another thought. Kakashi very quickly finds that he does not like having nothing to hold his hair back because it's all floppy in his face lol

Danzo gets the news and immidiatly decides this is a great opportunity for him to have his root operatives kill Kakashi and take his sharingun eye.

Because of this, Kakashi and Gai end up rescuing Tenzou from Danzo together, but Tenzou still only views Kakashi as their Senpai because he's the one who is over protective and cautious about them.

Gai is not at all impressed to have Hiruzen save them from having to fight all of Root. He is angry that he has to look at that man again.

Although they all end up leaving the village, Kakashi and Tenzou will still take a mission from Konoha if Hiruzen sends them to them, and it ends up being the only missions they get that give them money. Missions the villagers of Tonika (where they move to the outskirts of) usually repay them with neccessities like fruies, beggies, meats or services. They don't need a lot of money since they are taken care of, but it is nice to have some to buy things with when they want something for themselves or to gift to someone.

Gai hates that Kakashi still takes missions from Konoha. It's only once in a while of course but he always comes home exhausted and beaton just like when he was back home. This is what he was trying to get Kakashi away from.

Mmif he can, he'll always go on the mission woth Kakashi. He doesn't care if Kakashi argues that it's just his mission, he's going to make sure Kakashi comes home alive.

Kakashi wears his mask a lot less out of Konoha. The people of Tonika don't seem to be as judgy about the fact that he doesn't display emotions on his face, and they learn really fast how to tell when he is displaying his emotions through hand gestures. He generaply feels a bit more accepted as who he is here, instead of just viewed as someone who makes the perfect soldier because they don't 'show emotions'

Kakashi and Gai start dating when they're 17 because Kalashi has had enough distance from the 'mission after mission after mission' life that he has been able to heal just a little bit.

Tenzou does not appreciate the fact that Kakashi is a screamer and the first day after Kakashi and Gai get together they present Kakashi with a wooden gag to use if they're going to keep having sex at home because "i appreciste my sleep senpai, and not having to imagin what you two are up to"

Because Gai is not there to be the Jonin leader for Lee, neji amd Tenten, genma gets the job. Genma does not like the job. He loves the kids, not the job.

Kakashi is still there for the day Iruka has to save Naruto from being attacked by Enemy ninja, and oh boy does Iruka have a crush on the pretty haired Ninja who saved him and Naruto.

Sukea becomes a disguise for Kakashi to visit Konoha in. He also uses the disguis to look after Naruto from afar, bringing him food and checking in with him to make sure he's doing ok.

Gai has to fight with Kakashi when Naruto is about 5 and Kakashi talks about bringing him home with him one day. While Gai would LOVE that, he adores kids after all, stealing Konoha's jinjiriki could get them into a lot of trouble. So Kakashi sticks to visiting Naruto when he can.

[minsungsfork]

A Plan

Genre: Hybrid!Stray Kids AU, Female!Reader, Fluff

Summary: You were going on a date with someone the boys didn’t like.

Warnings: None

A/N: For the anon who requested this, sorry if it took so long !!! i hope you’d still like this ^^

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In front of the closet, you are seen rummaging through your clothes while standing there; wearing nothing but a towel that draped around your body.

Your colleague, Kiyeon, had set you up on a blind date. Despite your efforts in rejecting her plan, she had made up her mind—besides, she would always tell you to go and enjoy life.

“I swear, you’d like this guy. He’s like, perfect for you!” She would always tell with you grumbling in response. You would have ditched your date and watch netflix all day long with the boys, but you didn’t want to be rude.

“Is this okay?” You stared at your reflection for the past 5 minutes, struggling to pick a decent outfit. The outfit you had on was a blue sleeveless dress, an outfit you didn’t know you had and popped from your closet of black and grey.

Looking at the clock, you realize you’ve spent too much time deciding and staring at your reflection. At last you made up your mind, choosing to wear the royal blue dress.

Quickly painting your lips a light pink of color, you grabbed a brown sling bag, which you rarely use, and headed down the stairs.

You caught the boys chilling on the living room, all dressed up and seemed to have been waiting for you. “Sorry for the wait,” you apologized, hopping down the staircase which made your dress flow in a pretty manner.

“Wow, Y/N knows how to dress well,” Jisung joked that earned a light hit from Hyunjin. “Yah, at least she has a fashion sense, unlike you.” Hyunjin stuck his tongue out just to annoy the boy.

“Are you sure you’d go on this date? You could just join us roaming around,” Minho suggested with a grin. “I could always call anyone of you if this guy is some sort of creep or something,” you laughed in response.

“Shall we go?” The boys all cheered, tailing behind you to your van—mind that this was brand new and you were proud to call it yours since it came from your own hard work.

Minho offered to drive in which you agreed too. They all climbed on the back seat while you sat on the passenger’s seat.

“Let’s go!”

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Everyone had gotten off the van, including you. Somewhere near the restaurant, which is where you and your date was supposed to meet, the car was seen parked. “You all can go roam around, but be back in 3 hours or so,” you told, each one of them nodding in reply. “Then I’ll be on my way.”

You parted ways with the boys and made way to meet the guy you were paired up with. Kiyeon had sent you a photo of the man to help you in spotting him. You stared at the picture, taking in the features of the man you were going to meet.

You’d be lying if you said he wasn’t handsome. You only had a picture of his face. He had jet black hair, sharp eyes and a contagious, happy smile that balanced well with his intimidating stare. Kiyeon also mentioned that his name was Woohyun and that he was a friend of her.

While walking, your mind keeps popping thoughts of how the man would be like. Would he be nice? Maybe rude? What if he’s a creep? What if he’s actually plotting to kill me and I wouldn’t know?

You shook those thoughts off, your feet finding its way in front of the restaurant. You mentally slapped yourself and took a deep breath. “Here goes nothing,” you whispered to yourself as you pushed the glass door open.

As you went right inside, you scanned around to hopefully see the man. Then, you spotted him on a booth beside the window. You tightly clutched your phone, obviously nervous and tense. But nonetheless, you approached him with the best smile you could muster.

“Um, hi?” You sounded a bit awkward that made the boy chuckle. “Hello, you must be Y/N?” You nodded to his question before sitting across him.

“Nice to meet you, I’m Woohyun but I think Kiyeon had already mentioned that?” He stared at you, smiling. “Ah, she did,” you replied with a giggle.

“She also said that she has never seen you on a date before?” He continued to ask, trying to keep the conversation going without making you feel uncomfortable. “Yeah, the last date I had was back in highschool with some random dude I don’t remember,” you stated, looking down on your lap, “didn’t work out though.”

He nodded before calling out for the waiter. “Well, you can choose whatever you like, the food’s on me,” Woohyun said as he scanned the menu before looking at you, “it’s the least I can do to at least make you enjoy your time here.”

You smiled. This small gesture is making your heart flutter as pink dusted your cheeks. You didn’t expect him to be this kind, but you appreciated it.

You could say you were a girl that gets easily swayed.

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After you have left, the boys have decided to split into three groups, agreeing to meet up by the parking lot after 3 hours.

Minho was paired with Jisung and Hyunjin, which Minho mentally cursed at Chan for giving him the noisy kids while he gets Jeongin and Changbin.

Now the three of them walked down the pavement, looking around for a said arcade that was around the area. Jisung and Hyunjin hopped ahead, leaving Minho trailing behind them with an unamused look on his face.

Hyunjin abruptly stop, making Jisung stop as well while Minho almost collided with Hyunjin’s back. “What the hell Hyunjin?” Minho hissed as he walked past the boy.

“Hey, it’s Y/N!” Hyunjin pointed out making Jisung stare at where Hyunjin was pointing. Minho then stopped at his tracks and looked to the restaurant that made Hyunjin stop.

“Her date is giving off bad vibes, I don’t like him,” Jisung grumbled as he stared at you and the, laughing and seemingly having fun. “She’s having fun though,” Minho mentioned and grabbed both of their arms, but they resisted.

“Hyung!” Hyunjin glared at the older boy. “I don’t like him too, there’s something off about him.” Hyunjin jabbed Jisung on his side then scowled when the squirrel was seen typing away on his phone.

“Jisung! Focus!” Hyunjin shook Jisung, making the boy stare up at him. “I called back up! The others are coming,” Jisung stated as he backed away from Hyunjin.

“Hold on. You texted Chan?” Minho stared at the young boy in disbelief. “And the others too,” Jisung added that caused more stress to the jaguar. Minho could only rub his temples as he waited the others to come and get scolded by Chan and maybe Woojin.

As in on cue, Minho’s phone rang. He answered it, knowing who would speak on the other line and prepared himself. “Minho.”

There it was. Chan’s annoyed voice. Minho glared at the two young boys that he was forced to accompany.

‘I would have clawed these two to death by now’

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“Okay captain Hyunjin, what’s the plan?” The boys are now all gathered up in an alleyway where you wouldn’t see them.

“This is ridiculous,” Chan sighed, crossing his arms, “Y/N looks so happy! I’ve never seen her this happy with anyone but us before.”

Woojin only chuckled, finding the situation amusing—so he decided to join the kids. “Aye, aye captain Hyunjin, we’re waiting for your command,” Woojin joked, even saluting to the younger boy.

Everyone seemed on board except for Chan amd Minho, who both still thought the whole situation was ridiculous and childish. Minho’s face says it all.

“So, this is what I got,” Hyunjin gestured them to come closer, “we call Y/N and tell her Jeongin had ate something and now he had a nasty tummy ache.”

“Why me?” Jeongin whined as his name was mentioned in the said plan. “Everyone adores you, especially Y/N. I’m sure she’d leave her date for us, right Hyunjin?” Felix looked at Hyunjin who nodded in agreement.

“Fine, fine, but you owe me,” Jeongin agreed and Hyunjin now seemed more determined than ever. “Let’s go save Y/N from the suspicious boy!” The rest roared in approval and excitement, except Chan and Minho, who wanted nothing but some peace.

With the plan set, they started walking to the parking lot where they would call you. Hyunjin and Jeongin led the boys, the pair talking over the plan to hopefully not mess up. Once they reached your car, Hyunjin had whipped his phone out.

“I’m calling her,” Hyunjin announced as he pressed the dial button on his phone. They all stood in silence, only rings from the mobile could be heard.

Minho leaned to Chan and whispered, “You think this is ridiculous, right?” Chan nodded and the jaguar could only puff a short, discontented breath.

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Inside the restaurant, you were still happily chatting Woohyun when you were cut off by your phone ringing. “Sorry, I gotta take this call,” you apologized before answering the call and turning away from him.

“Hello?”

“Y/N!!” Hyunjin’s sudden scream made you push the device away slightly. “Y/N! Emergency!”

“Why? What’s wrong?” You asked, your mind going on full alert mode. “Hyunjin! Are you guys ok?” You ask once more.

“It’s Jeongin! He’s having a terrible tummy ache and wants to go home,” he quickly explained. You looked at the boy seated across you who stared back, his eyes tinted with concern.

“I’m coming quick,” you answered and dropped the call. “I’m terribly sorry but I have to go. There’s an emergency and I need to go back home.” You packed your things and stood up, Woohyun following after.

“Well I have your number, I gusss I could text you,” Woohyun mentioned in which made you softly smile. “Ok then. Sorry again and have a nice day!” You then made a run to the parking lot, obviously worried about Jeongin’s health. M

On the side of the boys, they all had celebrated like they received such great achievement. “Jeongin, you have to pretend your hurt now,” Seungmin mentioned to the fox that acted out the pain. “Not bad,” Changbin honestly said and patted the back of Jeongin.

They didn’t wait very long until your figure was seen running towards the boys. This is the signal that Jeongin now needed ro act. “Jeongin!! Are you ok!?” Jeongin had been rhe first you approached, obviously worried.

Jeongin pretended his was in pain as he clutched his tummy. “I’m okay, just...just need to rest,” Jeongin blurted out and you unlocked the car, immediately pushing the fox inside.

“C’mon, chop chop, the sooner we’re home, the better,” you told as you watch them get inside the van one by one. Now you volunteered to take over the wheel with Minho sitting beside you.

You started the engine and quickly took off, the boys silently rejoicing in victory.

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My truemate pt20

Another part is finally upon us and finally being posted. I hope you all will enjoy. To catch up on the rest of the series, you can click on this link My Truemate

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Chuck asked Naomi’s father for his blessing to claim her as his mate.

Chuck taught his boys the same when the right mate came along and thankfully Michael remembered that tradition.

He has always wanted to keep that alive and pass it along to his boys when he and his mate had pups together.

It didnt matter if they were Alpha or Beta. He wants to teach his future pups manners, respect and accept people for who they are and not the biology they are.

“I always thought who ever y/n's mate would be would ask Bobby that, since he is basically like a father to us and always have been there for us when we needed him. Bobby has always looked at y/n as his own along with Sam and I. But um since he isnt here yet and I am pretty sure he is going to love you, then yeah you have my blessing to claim my baby sister as your mate” Dean says looking between you and Michael with a fond smile on his face.

“I thought it would be appropriate to ask Dean since he is the older brother and older Alpha. You also have my blessing to claim our baby sister as your mate” Sam adds in while looking to you and finally to Michael.

Everyone in the house begins to tear up at the sudden pre-claiming ceremony thats in front of them.

As everyone went home one by one is when you thought it would be the perfect time to start cleaning up the kitchen and start on the dishes.

Michael sees you in the kitchen and excused himself away from your brothers, his brother and Sarah.

“Need any help with the dishes?” He asks leaning against the counter.

“Yes please. I think it would be faster if someone would help” you answer him with a smile on your face as you continue washing the dishes and placing them into the rinse water.

“About this completing the bond, we can do this another time if you want” Michael says as he puts the dishes away in their rightful places.

“No, Im more then ok with completing it tonight. If you dont mind?” you ask while adding in the pots to the wash

“Yeah we can go home after this and I can give you time to collect a few of your things before we leave from here” Michael agrees as he looks to you.

You like the idea of going home with him, finally.

“Hey Dean, the dishes are done and Im going to pack a few things” you tell Dean as he whips his head to you quickly.

“I cant believe this is it” he says in disbelief

“I know but its time” you look to him with a smile

“You need any help packing?” he asks looking to you and Cas

“No but um will need to later. I mean I cant exactly pack my whole office by myself” you chuckle while Cas does the same.

“Oh no you dont need to pack your office yet, I mean you still can work out of here with Cas and have a family business here at home. This will always be your home” he says with a nervous smile on his face.

Dean couldnt believe he is letting his baby sister go live with her mate or he couldnt believe you actually found a true mate.

“I was hoping you would say that, thanks big brother. Im gonna go pack. Castiel come help me?” you ask looking to him.

“Of course I will” he gets up from the couch as he follows you up the stairs.

“So you think tonight is going to be the night in completing the bond?” Castiel asks while getting clothes out from the closet and folding them neatly into your bag.

“Yes. Dont you find it odd that you are asking if Im going to be having sex with your brother?” you ask getting a slight chuckle from Castiel.

“A little bit but I'll be doing the same with your brother” he says a little too smugly while you chuckle as you throw one of your shirts at him.

When your clothes are packed up, Castiel helps you with your bag down the stairs and you take one look around your room one last time before going to Michaels house and basically moving in with him now.

“Come here” Dean says while pulling you into a hug

“I love you so much. I dont even want to let you go. At some point I need to let you go and be with your mate” Dean says as he has you in his arms.

“Or you and Michael can move in. I am completely fine with that” Dean adds while placing a kiss at the top of your head

You chuckled at Dean

Dean tried to get the both of you to move in but he knew its for the best to have your own space.

“Dean” Castiel says looking to his mate

“What? Its a simple suggestion” Dean says while looking to you and shaking his head no.

“I love you Dean” you say as a chuckle slips from your mouth once more.

“We will have our family weekends here. Holidays we can stay here as well, its not like Im going to keep her away from you or the house” Michael says with a smile on his face

“Yes, good idea. Since this house is practically our family house” Sam agrees looking between his mate and family

They all nod in agreement.

You accept his hug no problem. You pull away from him slowly and go towards Sam. He swallows you into his arms as well. You felt a tear fall on your face and saw that Sam is teaing up. You look to Sarah and she is also tearing up as well. Castiel releases a soft sob.

“I cant believe this day came so early and I feel I cant let you go” Sam says as he has tears in his eyes.

“I understand, its always been the three of us. Or two of us” you say while looking to Dean with tears in your eyes

Castiel and Sarah look on while they both have tears.

Dean on the other hand is trying to keep it together but cant hold the tears back anymore as they stream down his face.

As you pull away from your brother and look to the both of them is when your vision blurs.

All thanks to tears.

You look around the house once more.

You are about to give the house key to Dean but he refuses and lets you keep the key for safe keeping.

You walk out with Michael as he carries your bag.

“No turning back now” you mutter to yourself as you get in the passenger side and Michael finally gets in the truck and drives home.

Once you get to the house and seeing it from the outside is beginning to feel intimidating but once you got inside the feeling is gone.

You can smell nothing but Michael all throughout the house as he opened the door and gave you the tour of the house.

Once he showed you the master bedroom is when you were in awe struck.

The master bedroom is decorated with browns and golds that basically went with the scents from you and Michael.

“Castiel helped me with the colours, bedding and so on. I hope its alright” Michael says looking around the room.

You look to him as tears begin to form, you didnt think it would have been this perfect or would have been this beautiful for the first time you would be spending together.

“Its gorgeous” you tell him as you wrap your arms around his neck.

You lock lips with him as he leads the both of you to the bed, he takes off his shirt as he begins to take yours off as well and begins to kiss your neck.

You smile as he kisses your neck while he licks the area he has desired to place his claiming bite.

He hovers above you as you lay on the bed.

As he worships your body making his way to your breasts and cups them with one hand.

He has your nipple in between his fingers and his mouth is sucking them gently as he slightly bites them.

He kisses his way down and stops at the top of your jeans. He unbuttons them and pulls them down

He pulls your underwear down and once they are off is when the sweet scents of caramels and bananas smack him right in the face.

He parts your legs is when his nose is burst with sweet scents and couldnt wait to devour his tongue to your core.

As you are looking down at Michael is when you bit your lower lip and noticed Michael’s eyes are dialated with pure lust as he smells your scent.

He kisses the inner part of your thighs and that just drives you nuts.

He notices how you are getting impatient but he takes his time in worshipping your body. He has waited so long for this moment and now he has you. He is going to take his time.

Finally he licks at your folds, he loves the way you moan at the feeling.

The more he licks and sucks on your bean the more you begin to grind on his face for more friction. His tongue just felt amazing against you and you couldnt get enough.

You were getting close amd he knew you were getting close.

“Not so fast” he says with a wicked smile on his face

“Claim me please” you are pleading now and need him more then ever.

He does as he is told, as he makes love to you slowly and tenderly is when you finally came.

He loved the way you moaned out his name in pure bliss, he loved how you came all around his cock. He loved everything about you.

Right before his knot begins to swell up deep inside you is when he stops and begins to sink his teeth into your neck and proceeds to thrust deep inside you.

Finally his knot begins to swell and the both of you come at the same time.

You begin to notice a difference right away, Michael feels a difference between the both of you and feels tingles all over your bodies.

You feel a warm sensation throughout your body and feel like you have found the missing piece you never thought you could ever find.

“Can you feel that?” Michael asks once he calms his panting.

“Yeah I do, its like I feel complete” you tell him with a smile on your face.

The both of you lay on your sides because his knot is swelled up inside of you and would be like that for an hour.

“My mate. My beautiful Omega mate” Michael says possessively as he spoons you.

He leaves a trail of love bites from the claiming bite and down your shoulder. He admires his work as he kisses them.

“My Alpha. My Mate” you say with a smile on your face as you feel his happiness.

Both of you slept in each others arms throughout the night, didnt stir from bad dreams and slept in sated comfort as mates.

The next day you and Michael woke up pretty late in the day is when the phone woke the both of you.

Michael reached over you to answer the phone while you snuggled closer to his chest. He smiles at the sudden closeness and presses the button to answer the call.

“Hello?” he answers while his voice is still groggy.

“Hey its Dean, are you just waking up?” he asks in disbelief

“Yeah, I am anyways. Cant say for your sister though or I should say my mate” he says with a smile he cant wipe off from his face.

“Thats great man. Congratulations” Dean says with happiness.

“How is Castiel?” Michael asks

“He is doing good, he is cooking lunch right now actually and I am on my out to the airport to pick up Bobby. I was wondering if you two will stop by in a little bit?” he asks

“Yes of course. I know y/n will love to see her uncle and I definitely would love to meet him. We will be by in a little bit, we just need to get ready and we will see you later” Michael says as he pulls himself away from you.

“Yeah I am definitely going to need a shower” you mumble as you grimace from the sudden stickiness.

While you take the much needed shower and begin to lather the shampoo to your hair is when you couldnt wipe off the smile from your face.

You touch the spot where he placed the claiming bite on your neck and felt complete happiness at the touch.

You stepped out of the bathroom to get ready for the day.

You take a look in the mirror and see the love bites Michael as left. You smile at them. You pull yourself away from the thoughts of last night and begin to get ready.

Michael comes into the room with two cups of coffee in hand, he stops at the entry way to get a good look at you getting dressed. He is feeling happy at the sight in front of him.

“You know, I havent had a hickey since highschool” you say while smiling to your mate.

“I got carried away but I dont regret them” he smiles as he replies back to you.

“I can feel that you know” you tell him as you pull over your shirt

“Yeah I know and its a good feeling” Michael says as he hands you the cup of coffee.

He gives you a quick kiss to the lips as he hands you the coffee mug.

“Oh that reminds me. Dean called, he said he will be picking up Bobby from the airport. He would like us to be at the house when he gets there. Also Castiel is cooking. Im going to shower quickly and we can make our way there” Michael says as he takes off his shirt and throws it in the laundry hamper.

“Oh so thats who it was that called” you reply while moving towards the bed

“Sure was. There is more coffee in the kitchen” Michael says as he steps into the shower

You smiled the whole time he undressed and walks into the bathroom to start the shower.

His well toned body, muscles from arms, to back, to abs, Well chisled in the right places.

You were excited for Bobby's visit and at the same time you were pretty worried how he is going to react to the whole Dick thing.

You get a better look around the house, you look at all the family pictures he has around the house. In a few of them are someone who is tall, blonde and has blue eyes.

“That must be Lucifer” you mutter to yourself as you look at other pictures.

Once you get down the stairs is when you placed your cup in the sink and sat at the table to wait for Michael to come down and head over to the house.

You couldnt wait to introduce Bobby to Michael but you were also nervous because its Bobby. You wanted to make sure who ever you would be introducing him to would be the type of person Bobby would approve of.

While you waited, you played with your hair and your fingers brushed against your claiming bit and once more brought to complete happiness. The thoughts of last night roamed in your head.

“Are you all set to go?” Michael asks once he is in the kitchen.

Which you didnt hear him walking down the stairs at all

“Sorry, yes I am ready to go” you finally reply while snapping yourself back to reality.

You and Michael walk to the closet as he takes both of your jackets and helps you with yours. You place on your boots as he does the same.

“The blonde man in the pictures, is that Lucifer?” you ask walking out of the house

Michael leads you to the truck and opens the door for you.

“Yes, thats my brother Lucifer” he replies keeping his eyes on the road

“Did Castiel tell you how he died?” he asks looking to you.

“Yeah, he told me and Im sorry for the loss” you tell him while placing your hand over his leg.

“Thank you” he replies while taking your hand into his and kisses it.

Once he drives away from the house is when the ride goes completely silent. Until he has turned on the radio for the music to flow through the truck.

“Do we need to pick up anything for them? Coffee? And so forth” you ask while breaking the beautiful silence between you two.

“We should pick up coffee from the diner before we head to the house” he replies while he makes a turn into the diners parking lot

You and Michael walk into the diner and are greeted with such happiness from everyone at the diner.

Dorothy gives Michael three thermoses full of coffee and Benny gets a batch of bagels and muffins from the back to give you.

“Y/n I will be by with Andrea later. We would like to meet your uncle Bobby” Benny says as he leads the both of you to front entrance.

“That sounds nice. I will let my brothers know that the both of you will be coming by the house later” you tell him as you walk out the door

“If I havent said it yet, congratulations on the bond. Its a beautiful thing knowing two individuals are rightfully fit for each other” Benny adds with a smile on his face, he hugs Michael and pulls away from him and hugs you also.

“I hate to ask but when is your next heat?” Michael asks as he drives out of the parking lot and drives in the direction of the family home.

May as well call it the family home now since that is where Dean is living with Castiel and he is the head Alpha.

“In a couple of weeks actually. You want to get started on extending the family?” you ask with a wide smile spread across your face

“Yes, if thats ok with you. I want to make sure that you are comfortable with everything” he replies as he turns into the drive way.

“Yes, yes, yes. I would love to get started on having pups” you reply with a smile on your face and it has never left your face from the night before.

You see Deans car in the driveway knowing that uncle Bobby is in the house. Michael follows behind you as you open the door and walk into the house.

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When he sees me [5]

Pairing: Chris Evans x oc

Summary: Delilah is a simple shy girl. What will happen when famous actor, Chris Evans sees her? Will she hide, will she run again? Will he make her come out of hiding instead?

Episode 5: The one with That day

Read: prologue, episode 1, episode 2 , episode 3 episode 4

Words: 2.344

Based on When he sees me by Sara Bereilles

Warnings: awkwardness, mentions of anxiety and a fight

Author’s note: sorry for the delay, from now on updates will come every Friday!! luv ya xx

8:00 AM

“AH!”

Delilah’s heart dropped out of her chest when she saw Sebastian coming out of her bathroom. His hair were messy and of course he was naked from the waist up, looking like a complete god. “What are you doing here at eight in the morning?” she hissed at him, hitting him in the shoulder for scaring her like that. “I could have been naked! wait- have you been here all night?”

“Good morning to you too shorty!” he replied, giving her a smile. Delilah hit him again, this time the punch was harder and Sebastian stepped back out of instinct “Ouch!” he rubbed his arm and frowned his eyes “jeez, you’re dangerous in the morning- have you talked to chris about that?” Sebastian walked to the kitchen before she could hit him again, laughing at his own joke, because he is a dork.

“wait-” Delilah rushed behind him “if you were here all night... did you-”

“yeah we did. We were spying on you two from Laura’s window, you can’t imagine the way she screamed when she saw you kissing-” Sebastian started making coffee, totally ignoring Delilah’s little cries for help. That kiss was already bad enough but to have Laura see it, that was way worse.

“Well you should tell her that it meant nothing”

“You can tell her that when she wakes up but I doubt she’ll believe you. Coffee?”

“why wouldn’t she believe me?” she questioned sitting down on the kitchen table and nodded about the coffee. Sebastian left her the cup on the table, smiling.

“Because I don’t even believe you, because you are lying.” Finally he took a seat next to her and a sip from his coffee. He looked so comfortable around the house, moving like it was his own apartment. “Chris is a nice guy, you shouldn’t run away. Not this time.”

“How do you know about my running away history?”

Sebastian tilted his head and smirked like the answer was obvious and then it clicked for Delilah too. Laura.

“look” he cleared his throat and leaned closer to her “You don’t have to talk to me, you barely know me but I know chris, he wouldn’t have kissed you on the first date if it meant nothing. He never does that. Don’t run way and If you don’t do it for yourself, do it for him. He looks tough but he is not all that tough.”

“I-” Delilah bowed her head, her thoughts felt too heavy “don’t you and Laura have better things to talk about?”

Sebastian chuckled and at that moment Laura came in dressed in his long black shirt, her black hair up on a bun, she slid her hands down his chest and leaned down to kiss his cheek “Morning” she sang in his ears. Sebastian’s face lit up the second he sensed her standing behind him.

“Good morning doll. I made coffee”

“You’re an angel.” Laura raised her head to look at her friend and gave her a quick kiss “good morning D” she poured herself some coffee and took a seat across from Sebastian “Did Chris call yet?”

“Laura its eight thirty in the morning , what do you think?” question Delilah.

“He’s probably gonna call later, we got press today. Which reminds me I’m gonna need my shirt” he pointed at Laura smiling but she pouted “Oh come on doll, you can come with me, it will be really boring-”

“I can’t I have rehearsals today, all day.” She reached to hold his hand and winked “But Lilah could come with you”

Delilah chocked on her coffee as a response to her friend’s suggestion.

“Sure! I bet Chris would love to see you-”

“I can’t! I have to go to the coffee shop-”

“But you have the night shift today” reminded Laura

“Actually Zac called me, he is sick and he asked if I could fill in for him”

“You mean he texted on the group chat if anyone could help and you said yes because it was an excuse not to deal with Chris Today.”

Delilah took a sip from her coffee, looking at her friend like an innocent kid.

“Unbelievable”

Sebastian could only laugh and shake his head. “wow”

1:00 PM

“D, your phone is ringing!” Called Paul as Delilah entered the kitchen. She walked over to him wiping her hands on her apron. “Is it Laura?”

“No, it says Evans”

Delilah stopped on her tracks and her entire body turned white, matching the walls of the kitchen. Should I answer? No? Maybe? fuck.

“D?” Paul asked, worried by the way she looked “D?” He asked again, trying to wake her up from her nightmare. Delilah looked up at him and grabbed her phone, very quickly shutting it off.

“No talking when we are working.” she explained, she was mostly trying to convince her self that what she did was right. She turned around, picking up a tray and walking back out the tables. She was replacing her thoughts about Chris with orders.

2:00 PM

“how much time do we have left?” Asked chris, sinking back at his chair. This was the worst Part about being a Hollywood actor, press could get very exhausting, you would sit in a room for hours answering the same questions, to different people and most time the chairs were so uncomfortable.

“A little more Buddy!” Sebastian gave his friend a light pat on the knee. “You ok?”

Chris opened his right eyes just a little to look at sebastian “you said she’s working, right?”

“oh god” he laughed

“What?” Chris at up straight opening his eyes completely “I’m just asking”

“Yeah I know You’ve asked about twenty times”

Chris groaned and sank back at his chair again. He rubbed his face with his hands, trying to calm his mind “I’m an idiot- I shouldn’t have kissed her, It was just the perfect moment and her eyes looked so pretty, her lips- I couldn’t help myself.”

“Dude calm down!”

“I really like her, she’s feisty but cute at the same time, she’s got this mystery about her...”

“Of course there’s a mystery. She’s a writer, mystery is what they do best.” Sebastian sighed “Look, you can drop by the house tonight with me, I was gonna go anyway”

Chris thought about it. he leaned back, looking at the ceiling, all he could think about was her and her smile. Her lips, her taste, her smell. He had to see her again.

7:00 PM

“Ms. Green, I promise I’m fine, I don’t have to go home yet-”

“Delilah you’ve been here since nine thirty, its time to go home.”

“Why can’t you be like the other bosses who force you to stay all day instead of kicking you out.”

Ms. Green laughed, the wrinkles in her face getting more visible by the way she smiled. She was a very kind woman, with lots of stories to tell and the owner of the coffee shop “Sweetheart, what ever it is you should go home and deal with it, overworking yourself will not solve the problem.”

“How do you always see right through me?”

“Go Delilah.”

8:00 PM

When she opened the door she didn’t think she would have to deal with her problem, she didn’t think that he would be sitting on the couch drinking tea and laughing but there he was on her couch, talking and laughing. The keys dropped off her hands, landing on the floor and earning everyone’s attention. Laura was the first one to sit up, ready to run in case Delilah was going to attack her. Sebastian tried to hide in between the pillows of the couch, pretending like he was innocent and Chris smiled, that boyish smile with that adorable charm.

“Hi.” he whispered in her direction.

Delilah knelt down to pick up her keys, not taking her eyes off chris while doing so. She tried her hardest to fake a smile and look comfortable in this situation but in reality she was freaking out. Every bone in her body was telling her to run and the voices in her head grew louder and louder, drowning her in doubts amd fears.

“I didn’t know you’d be here” she gulped.

“Oh yeah, it was a last minute call, Laura offered to cook and I was exhausted by the press and I thought I’d stay and surprise you”

“Well I’m surprised” She answered in a high pitched voice “I love Surprises- But I actually have to go out again-”

“Delilah!” Warned Laura, making her way towards her. Delilah shot her a killing look in response, warning her to back off and then looked back at chris with a sympathetic smile. “My friend Zac he is really sick and he asked If I could go watch after him, I can’t say no-”

“Yes you can Delilah, You are not his nurse!”

While Laura and Delilah were arguing, Chris bowed down his head, looking at his hands. He was feeling like an idiot, he scoffed at himself as he got the message, she didn’t want him here, she didn’t wanna see him and she didn’t answer the phone because, she didn’t wanna talk to me. He stood up hiding his hands in his pockets, the two friends stopped arguing when they sensed his tall figure getting up and looked at him. “I’ve left didger alone at home, maybe I should go too-”

“No!” Laura replied quickly “neither of you has to go! I cooked! I never cook! So you will both stay here and appreciate the food that I made you!”

Chris wanted to be kind to Laura and stay but looking at Delilah, god she was so easy for him to read. He could see her trying to hide behind that wall that she was always carried around, behind that smile but he saw it in her eyes, that hurt and pain, that fear. He wasn’t going to push her anymore than he already had and maybe she would eventually come to him instead.

“Lar I’m sorry I’ll make it up to you I promise.” He stepped closer to Laura and kissed her forehead and then smiled at Delilah, he was trying to let her know that it was ok but he doubted she’d listen to his voice among all the voices in her head. He turned to the door to leave when he heard his name.

“Chris, wait-” She walked to him and gave him a sad smile “walk with me?”

He hesitated at first but nodded “sure”.

Neither of them said anything until the came out of the building

“chris-”“Delialh-” they both laughed awkwardly and motioned for the other to go on.

“You go first”

“No you, insist” he smiled

Delilah took a second to gather her thoughts and remember all the things he wanted to say. She was never good at this things, being open about her feelings, talking about her fears. “I..” She scoffed at her inability to speak “I’m sorry-”

“No you did nothing wrong.. You don’t have to apologize-”

“But I do, because I’m about to use the most cliche line in the book” she stopped walking, he turned around to her, looking at her with those magic puppy eyes “Ok here it comes... It’s not you It’s me”

Chris really tried to hold himself from laughing but failed miserably. The laugh escaped his lips as easy as he breathes, it was shirt but loud. Delilah nodded in understanding, she deserved that laugh. “chris..”

“No I’m sorry, I shouldn’t laugh but you really used the most cliche line in the book... problem is you are wrong.”

“I’m wrong?”

“Its not me but it’s not you either, its the noise... only noise.”

Delilah bit her lip and this time it was her turn to scoff. god it was so annoying how everyone talked about that noise, how everyone acted like they had her sort out. “you don’t know me Chris, and you definitely don’t know the noise in my head”

“D-” “No! Stop! Just-” she sighed “I’m tired of everyone pretending they know what I;m going through- this is why i don’t get close to people, I don’t need this in my life, that smirk and your smart-ass!”

“Delilah!”

“Chris, this is not gonna work-”

“How do you know?”

“Because I know me! And in the end I will only break my heart and maybe yours too! Because I don’t know how to get close to people! because I can’t-” she paused, swallowing down the anger and the sadness but tears had already started falling down her eyes. “and you can’t either! You can’t deal with this and you don’t have to so I’m giving you a pass because I can’t let you in and then have you run away-”

“Funny you accuse me of being a smart-ass but what about you?”

“Excuse me?”

“You think you know exactly how this will end, you make the decisions, you have it all planned out in your head and you listen to no one but yourself because you think you know everything but you don’t!” Delilah looked at him in shock and anger. She was pissed for only one reason even if she wouldn't admit it and the reason was that he was right. “You know what you’re right, this is not gonna work if you’re not gonna let it work. So let’s save ourselves some trouble”

“That’s a great idea” she spat out

He stopped closer, only a kiss away from her “Tell me to stay and I’ll stay, say go and I’ll leave and you won’t have to see my face again”

Delilah looked at him with her teary eyes. Her heart was pounding, she wanted to kiss him, hold him, she anted to love him and she was so close into doing that, only one second away. She was ready to say the word when another came out her lips like venom.

“Go.”

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Nsfw blaine debeers/fem!reader

18+ only

Content warnings: some elements of femdom, cunnilingus, vaginal fingering, unprotected sex

Disclaimer: ive seen like 3 episodes of izombie so forgive me if the characterization isnt spot on. I dont know how i managed to write this for a character i barely know, im just suuuuuper gay for him

[This is where the read more would go if i knew how to make one on mobile]

There he was, waiting on his knees, just like you'd told him, arms behind his back, in nothing but jeans and a belt. If you didn't feel sexy enough in the lingerie he'd picked out for you, the way he looked at you certainly would have done it for you. Not one to keep him waiting, you stood in front of him and began to strip slowly, watching as his eyes got hungrier and hugrier. When you were finally nude, you approached him and hooked one leg over his shoulder, petting his pretty pretty face and hair gently, and told him he could speak. And when he did open his mouth, my gosh, the filth that would spill out. Promises and threats of what he would do to you, how good he'd make you feel if you'd just let him touch you.

But no, he knew it was your turn to be in charge, and he knew to quiet himself when you press a single finger to his lips. He kissed it softly, absolute fire in his eyes when you take your other hand and pull his head toward your sex. Now that he finally has your permission, Blaine moved in leisurely, deliberately, sending a few hot puffs of air over your pussy to tease before he even touches you. When his lips make contact, you suck in a breath, and the feeling of his tongue spreading you open made it catch in your throat. His strokes are slow and measured at first, but before long it felt like he was devouring you from the inside out. You were barely able to handle the onslaught, legs trembling, your heel beginning to dig into his back. It just spurred him on further, showing no mercy til the leg supporting your weight started to give out, and he broke position only to catch you before you fell.

You giggled about it for a minute, and then he asked if he could continue. You nodded, and took his hands, pulling them up to your body so he'd know he could touch you all he wanted. And touch you he did, groping and dragging his palms, his fingertips slowly over your skin as he lowered his mouth back down over your cunt. The warm wetness of his expert tongue made you arch your back off the floor, winding the fingers of one hand into his blond hair. Blaine purred at the touch, and the sensation made you cum hard on his tongue. He had to hold your shaking thighs apart to lap up your juices.

When you came down from your high, still weakly moaning his name, you looked down at him staring up at you hungrily, licking his lips like a cat licking cream from its whiskers, sending another waves of tingles down to your throbbing cunt. You could only watch as he lowered his head again to place one last kiss on your sex before he started kissing his way back up your body, between your breasts he was palming softly, stopping in his path only to nibble some light bruises into the skin over your collarbone, amd thoroughly enjoying the breathy noises you made in response.

"Do you want me?" He murmured in a lust darkened voice as one of his hands drifted down, sliding two fingers through your soaked folds

"/Oh/," you moaned for him, squirming slightly. "Please, yes!"

"That's what i like to hear~" He grinned sexily, pupils blown with desire as he met your gaze. "Say my name." Blaine ordered as he stroked your slit, avoiding just where you wanted him most.

"Please, Blaine, please!" You begged, rocking your hips forward, trying to get him inside you. "I /need/ you to fuck me."

He chuckled and let his fingers penetrate you, drawing a gasp from your lips as they sank in fully.

"I bet you do~" He teased as he started working them in and out. His lips met your neck at the same time his thumb found your clit, and you let out a shuddering moan.

"Blaaaaine, please, it's not enough!" You begged and spread your legs wider, inviting him to just go on and fuck you already. But he didn't, not yet. He simply slid in a third finger alongside the other two, watching you as he did. Every twitch and shiver and shudder studied with a heated gaze as he made true on every promise threatened. Your breath hitched with every thrust of his hand, and each exhale came out in a moan. When you could feel yourself get wound tighter and tighter, he increased the pace of his fingers

"That's right sweetheart" He purred darkly against your throat, which he continued to nip, and kiss, and tongue. "Cum for me."

And on the next thrust you did just that, coming apart on his hand with a cry that was almost his name. Blaine fingerfucked you through it, wringing every last shudder from your body before finally releasing you. He made sure you'd picked up your head to watch him before sucking your cum off his fingers deliciously. You were still panting, looking up at him with heavily lidded eyes when he moved back on his heels to start undoing his belt.

He knew just how you liked it, and he only pulled down his pants and boxer briefs enough to free his impressive hard-on. Just the sight of it was enough to make you lick your lips in anticipation. With his hands still on his belt, you leaned up and wrapped your arms around his neck, crashing your lips to his. His hands found your body once again, and you pulled him on top of you as you layed back. You stayed like that a while, kissing passionately as he caressed your sides, til he pulled away breathlessly.

Supporting himself with one hand braced on the floor beside you, he lined himself up with your core, and with one slow thrust of his hips, he was buried to the hilt inside you. His girth surprised you as he filled you completely, and you threw your head back with a soft cry. Blaine took this as an invitation to attach his mouth to your neck, and started working on sucking a mark into the side of your throat, as he began to move his hips. In and out, over and over, rocking into you too slowly, so you wound your hands into his hair, tugging gently to spur him on. He took the hint, speeding up his thrusts til you were dizzy with pleasure. You felt him bite the tender spot he'd made on your skin, and you gasped sharply, feeling yourself tighten around his cock. Blaine groaned out loud and matched you by fucking harder through the resistence you'd given him.

"God, you're fucking /perfect/" he panted out, and you could only moan in response. He paused a moment to lift your legs so you could hitch them around his waist, and then he was back to his rhythm. Then, harder, faster, trying to make sure you were right there with him as he approached his peak.

And god were you. All you could do was babble and beg him to cum in you, digging your nails into his shoulders and tightening your legs around him.

"F-fuck, I'm-" was all he could get out before he was roaring his release into you with a growl. The sound of him cumming, the feeling of his warmth seeping into you, was enough to send you over the edge of your third orgasm that night.

His hands were like vices on your hips, holding you still on him until he was finished filling you, then he practically collapsed on top of you. You released your grip on his waist and let your legs fall to either side, breathing heavily and shivering from your climax. You laid there a while, still conjoined, regaining your senses. When you could again, you cupped his face, making him look at you for a moment before softly covering his lips with your own.