#i just like to yap about dinosaurs im sorry if i mischaracter someone

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What do you think would happen if AGS got transported back to the jurassic period? 🦖

You guys are really making it incredibly hard for me to shut up about dinosaurs I was trying to keep the obsession to myself/lh

• the Jurassic period was around 190 millions of years ago, the golden time for dinosaurs, the period right before Cretaceous period(when dinosaurs said bye-bye). Climatic and geologic changes allowed a lot of flora and fauna to develop in the ambient, the flowers started to bloom more often and thanks to this you could find more species like Diplodocus and Brachiosaurus(🦕)

• As soon as they get there, they find themselves confused, thinking they just got somehow teleported into a random forest, yet the ground starts shaking, and all three of them get ready to fight whatever that big monster is... And they find themselves with a diplodocus coming over to eat some leaves at the top of a tree. As soon as they realize they're being surrounded by gigantic lizards who can easily kill them by accidentally stepping on them, the three decide it's a good idea to search for a place where they can hide.

• a few hours pass by and they're exhausted, the ambient being humid and hot it's only making the suffering even worse, specially considering that the only fruits they could possibly eat are either probably poisonous for them or at the top of the trees. Yet in the middle of the night as they're walking, a bit Allosaurus stands right in front of them.

Genesis, who's read the Jurassic park novels before watching the movies to compare how faithful they are to the original, confused it with a T-Rex and stands in front of both Angeal and Sephiroth

Gen: "stay still, I've read about them, it's vision is 'based on movements'..." He said as if he was Robert Muldoon

Seph: "isn't that pure fiction? I don't believe those novels actually provide scientifically proved evidence and facts about-"

Gen: "shut up! You're just an ignorant who can't comprehend the educational value literature can offer!"

As soon as he says that the Allosaurus simply goes straight up to try and eat them, clearly not giving a shit if they're moving or not, and even if his vision was "based on movements" he could still smell those stinky men and hear their stupid banter.

They're all eaten up by the dinosaur, the end.

• Sephiroth enters the lobby at the Shinra headquarters next morning, searching for the rest of the first class. Apparently, it was a weird dream that somehow all of them had the same night.

Sephiroth: "I don't usually have dreams, but last night something really weird happened-.... What's going on with Genesis?"

Angeal: "don't even bother to ask, you're just going to alter him even more."

Genesis, who's sitting on a chair, hugging his legs and swinging back and forth like a maniac: "it was... So gross.. that smell makes me nauseous just by thinking about it... That thing didn't even bother to chew on us.."