#i just get HMMMMMMM

[thaliatimsh]

*dj khaled voice* another one im sowwy 👼 in your opinion, what do you consider to be the most logical ending for rat boy: high chaos or low? 👀 BUT!!! if you could rewrite his ending, what would it be?? 👀😈 always love reading your thoughts!!! 🐣🔥💕🔥💕🔥 *monkeys hugging gif*

OOOOUGHGABOOGA thank YOUUUU WE DA BEST! GibbonHug dot GIF I am thinking Thinkging NEVER apologise im so glad to be made to Think.. hm…. I know you said abt Dear Rat Boy but i think this is connected to his loyalisms so… aw shit here i go again

Like honestly? I think that the Story of dishonored makes more sense in high chaos - I cannot patch together WHY the Three Amigos would even AGREE to try to off Corvo in low chaos! Like I said abt it being Hamhock's Ambition's Fault but… idk that Martini and Treachery would both agree with his Idea in LC…

In high chaos my feeling is that Martini and the hamhock came to the idea because HOLY SHIT this guy has got to be STOPPED - not just before he comes for us but also before his Villainy destroys everything they've worked for… treachery says uh…. Ok. Sure thing boys. My loyalisms is all i got and i dont wanna be on the end of corvo's knife…

Meanwhile in low chaos it's like.

How fucked would it be if everyone found out that the guy who cleared up all of the Corrupt City Officials was ALSO working for us before we swept in and Fixed It All.. now hang on a minute! If anything that legitimises them???? So idk WHY if Hamhock went "we gotta get corbo outta da way" pornstar martini didnt say "no we dont" - I mean I think Treachery is not inclined to Rock The Boat, so he would Voice An Opposing Opinion ONLY if he was not alone in it and either way at that point? It's less Boat Rocky to disagree w The Hamhock than it is to Literally Kill Corvo

Low Chaos Corvo's a man who causes Hurt only to Proven Enemies… which is why I had to write high chaos for nlwib: even if Light At The End is. Completely Bonkers borderline surreal - the events LEADING to it make sense in a fucked way? I mean either is I guess logical for rattie because… he will follow the others. And I do think he would follow Hammy over Martini - treachery & havelock do seem to have a kind of? Mutual admiration? Whereas he & Martin dont really ever have anythinf to say abt one another? So when The Girls Are Fightiiiiing in HC it's like. Sickos YES! Tried to screw me, didn't you my lord pendleton!!! Bet you're sorry now, boyo! Theyre Inned Sane I love it!!!

Ok i dont think that really answered ur question but. I guess what I mean is that what treachery does in hc makes more sense bc what martini does makes more sense?

But I tell you whatever ending he gets I STILL wish that he could Survive. Like do you ever think that. No matter what changes the only characters who Always Die are: Jessamine (rip legend), Lydia Brooklaine (MY WIFE), Mistuh Wallace Higgins (my blorbo) and LORD TREAVOR PENDLETON…. (My pet 🐀) and… I dont think it's fair i think i should be allowed to save them actually!!! SO.

Basically: i think the canon ending should be the loyalists get sent to prison and have to do this:

Then they get exiled to tyvia or some shit.

Actually I tell you what WOULD be fucked is if in low chaos Hammy had done Corvo in himself? Uhoh boys, Corb's dead… im gonna stop thinkgin abt this idea before i start trying to write another fic I'll never finish. Oops.

ThaNK YOU im kiss kiss hmm thinkign.

[tagerrkix]

rage.

[allimili]

Meeting with big wife !

more bcos why not

[cacaocheri]

hozier's song is killing me so have this quick doodle before i go crazy and make an entire animatic

[girlishwhimsies]

some of y’all just don’t like musical steve cause he’s black and you need to just get it over with and say it. like i’ll concede on some things like yes steve has a smaller role in the musical and two-bit has a bigger one whatever. but like movie steve doesn’t get a magical lore dump mixed into the movie that musical steve is lacking. you can use his book lore and add onto it using the lore renni has given us through his costume and similar things. part of being in a fandom is putting in the work. grow up and get over your own biases and realize the value in different interpretations.

[bucksboobs]

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[dandeleon]

there will be bountiful amounts of fiddauthor tomorrow btw. And boobs

[gothsuguru]

woke up from the most romantic dreams with suguru… i genuinely feel like having him as a boyfriend would be the happiest you would be in your entire life like the JOY and COMFORT and EXCITEMENT would be insane

[vantablackdraws]

Delilah probably? Goes to school? (Maybe she does? she has homework) so I keep thinking about her getting into like, a school play or something. They're doing hamlet, she gets the role of Claudius (Anji thinks she should've gotten Hamlet), they're going over her lines together at home and Baiken is occasionally tuning in to bits and pieces like a dad who pretends to not be interested in whatever you're watching but is still invested anyway.

Baiken: This Hamlet guy's a real piece o' work. What's his problem?

Delilah: Well he thinks his uncle murdered his father and now he's the king

Anji: And he also married Gertrude pretty quickly, so Claudius is also is his stepdad.

Baiken: You know what that makes sense.

[discordiansamba]

There is a werewolf in his tea shop.

Pao's mother was a superstitious woman, and had raised him on all of the old spirit tales. Among their number were stories about werewolves- humans cursed to transform into a wolf when the moon was full, driven mad by the wolf under their skin. In their human guises, they looked almost indistinguishable from a normal human- but there was one way to tell them apart.

Silver.

There was a werewolf in Pao's tea shop. Mushi's nephew hissed as his Uncle ran his hand underneath cool water, trying to soothe the burn that ran like a band across the back of his fingers. He had burned his hand on a teapot. It was not from heat- there hadn't even been any water in the pot.

But the teapot was silver.

The teapot was silver, and Lee's hand was burned.

"An allergy," Mushi told him with a smile, "-my sister had it as well."

Pao smiled back at him and nodded. He picked up the teapot and set it down, watching as Lee brought his hand out of the bucket and hissed. The burn is blistering and raw- fresh, unlike the one made by fire on his face. That was no mere allergy, much as Mushi might say otherwise.

"I apologize," Mushi said, "-I think my nephew will have to take the day off."

"Of course," Pao smiles, "-that will not be a problem."

Lee glowers at the floor, curling his fingers protectively around his burned hand. He says something quiet to his uncle, and then leaves. Pao feels himself breathing easier when he is gone.

He thinks about the young man. He is surly and unpleasant- difficult to deal with. Difficult to look at, with the reminder of the war branded into his face. His teeth are too sharp and his eyes are too bright- a solid gold, like Fire Nation eyes. Like the eyes of a wolf. It could not be more obvious that he does not fit in. He is not even trying.

When Lee comes back again the next day, his hand is bandaged. It stays bandaged for a long time. The full moon comes- and the lower ring is kept up by the howl of a wolf. There's frantic whispers amongst the populace. Disquiet, unrest of a different kind. Something made it's way into Ba Sing Se- an invader of a different kind.

Lee's hand is still bandaged.

[deus-and-the-machina]

you know the contrast between how Vergil is presented vs thinking too hard about Vergil’s story is pretty funny. Man’s reputation is this iconic badass, the pinnacle of what video game rivalries can be, the coolest guy to play as, the guy who breaks every game he’s added to,

and then you go to the story and like. man’s lost his free will and autonomy at 19 and then came back a fractured man half of which was a lovecraftian eye beast the other half of which was a chronically ill goth man. and then he reunites and hes in like his 40s now I believe but legit the last time he was actually in a game where he wasn’t being mind controlled when he was 19 which is both sad but also thinking about how this guy who’s considered one of the top badasses of gaming has never really lived life outside of being a teenager.

Anyways this is the secret comedic potential of post DMC5 for Vergil because not only has the human world probably changed a fair bit in terms of technology, if he’s sticking around Dante he’s gonna actually have to learn in depth how taxes and grocery shopping work. Amazing.

[birdmenmanga]

A while ago I received a beautiful painting of Eishi in the mail from @kitsoa!! I've been meaning to post pictures of it but I so rarely have physical objects I wanted a proper photoshoot to do it justice <3

When I first saw this I was absolutely blown away by the colors. These magenta-maroon hues aren't ones I associate with urban cityscapes at all and yet it's beautiful and dreamlike. There are a lot of poignant moments of loneliness in this series and this piece really captures that feeling, in my opinion. I almost feel like crying when I look at it sometimes. Kitsoa just has a way with color I can never hope of coming close to; I often look at her artworks and think, "Ah, her brain's just wired in a fundamentally different way from mine." (NOT a lamentation btw-- I consider it a blessing that we are put on this earth to show each other pictures of that which the other could not conceive of)

I have it up on my wall with sticky tack (didn't want to put tape on the front in case it got damaged when I inevitably have to move away) and I look at it all the time. I love it so much!! Thank you!!

[mousemannation]

daniil listen to me. listen. u need to do the bare minimum at doha and dubai and u will overtake novak in the rankings, or even just a decent job at one of them. r u listening daniil

[heldentenxr]

why do people feel like Wyll/Mizora ship is normal. like why are you like this. for some reason they’re way too comfortable shipping it, while let’s say, Astarion/Cazador ship is marginalized in the fandom (even liking Cazador kinda is. but not Mizora). wtf is wrong with you people.

[blujayonthewing]

I CANNOT DECIDE whether I want a Combat little guy or a Little Guy Flavored little guy

[chaosxcrushed]

thank you CJFS for sparking this idea