#i just cant fucking stand it

[tr1o]

If a friend does something fucked up to you and then your "best friend" continues to talk to them they're being a shit friend :/

[glfry]

Can we agree that the "Thats two things" line from Mike was autistic as shit

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[demadogs]

some of you need to hate ai way more than you currently do

[mvmnbnv]

jinx does nothing but put her in danger all last szn, putting a gun in her face, almost killing her on the bridge, hitting her in the head after she'd already been beat down and taking her hostage, pulling thst platter joke and almost killing her gf twice which just put her through the most psychological torment, killing ekkos friends, blowing up the council...and ppl can't fathom vi having beef with her next season???

[cherrytraveller]

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[hecksupremechips]

Akihiko becoming a cop is something that simply doesn’t happen in the coma route cuz Shinji would see that shit and be like Aki what the actual hell is wrong with you

[transzilla]

I believe in not only corrupting eggs to transition to men but to light fires under the asses of men who transition but stop taking it seriously for whatever reason. With enough repeated failure and desires left unsatisfied, even these big shot, loud and angry, rowdy tboys start to have that soft boy fetishized weakness rigomoroll shit catch up with them. They start to familiarize and hide behind their own percieved inferiority, these hot young soldiers with all this potential losing steam and left to reminisce while they're still half-baked, a bunch of poor bastards. Steam powered, roided inertia slows to a vapid convention and stops at a stale, repetitive restriction of depleted self esteem. The raw abrasion of transition wears off and the bullshit we deal with as men wears on us, makes us minimize ourselves, keeps us bound to the same old same old, always for the best.

Doesn't have to be the case. In an age of mediocrity and the demonization of queer masculinity, be that man. If you feel unhappy and discontent and you don't know how, take your transition a little more seriously. You don't just do it once, you come out and take the steroids, heehee hoohoo i'm pinocchio and the blue fairy made me a real boy and you're done forever happily ever after. Masculinity is about constantly challenging yourself, and if you're being challenged as a man constantly it can be a sign of a good thing. You will grow in the face of, in spite of, and because of adversity. Shoot things. Hit things. Fucking stand up for yourself and stop letting people walk all over you. Step outside of your comfort zone. Make yourself dangerous. Make others dangerous. Walk the streets with no fear knowing if somebody gives you shit you've broken yourself in so many times you're equipped to deal with it. Don't slow down and remember who the fuck you are.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Perhaps even,,, pink LaughingStock,,,,? 👀👀👀

ough....yeab....

[viktoriaashleyyx]

I know I am going to get a lot of hate for this, but the scene where Tamlin locks Feyre up reminded me of the time I took my drunk cousins keys from them.

Cuz: "You abusive bitch you're trapping me here!!"

Me: "You are in no position to be operating a motorcycle right now."

[avephelis]

every time someone mischaracterises jay ferin as the therapist friend a fairy loses its wings btw. put some respect on her emotionally-constipated ass.

[dizzybizz]

man it's him the man

[p3answer]

i think what pisses me off the most abt the wave of people justifying their incest kinks as it being a “breakdown of the nuclear family” and people only having problems with it bc they “think of the nuclear family as an unbreakable holy entity” is that they completely ignore how mundane and oftentimes justified incest is inside the nuclear family structure. we live in a patriarchal society with a man as the head of the household that should never be defied, where outsiders are not to be trusted and what happens in the family stays in the family. the argument ignores that a majority of child abuse happens not in the hands of strangers but by a childs family, because family is to be absolutely trusted no matter what. saying that its some sort of breakdown of the nuclear family is fucking insane considering the nuclear family itself justifies it, and your fetishization of it will never be revolutionary, not ever.

[dreadfuldevotee]

I was trying to make a intelligent, coherent post about the twitter warzone that has popped up over people saying that Louis and Lestat should have been having sex with Claudia and that THAT was going to save their family, But there are almost too many things completely fucking wrong with that statement to pick only one

[rosetterer]

If you're going to be mad that a canon ship has 1000+ fics when HenRen also has that amount but spread out over several years, then you should be furious that a non-canon m/m ship has 25k+ fics... you know, if this REALLY was about caring about the way that people write for lesbian couples compared to gay couples...

Just like some of y'all all of a sudden care about the female love interests

And just like you all of a sudden care about racism

But... it's not really about all that, now is it?

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

I will sell you my vital organs for a scream post today

Billy: Hm, organs, you say?

Billy: No thanks, I have Stu if I want organs

Stu, on the kitchen table, cut open: Yup!

Stu *shaky thumbs up*