#i js genuinely don’t get how ppl like her

[wolfstarjunkie]

dear walburga apologists,

sirius and regulus would hate you !

[doyouevenshipbr0]

i just finished live action avatar the last airbender. buckle up. obv spoilers incoming.

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honestly just gonna list the good and the bad and give a number rating at the end. this will be long. also THIS IS JUST MY OPINION!!!! nothing i say is right or wrong. dont hurt me.

the good

sokka (ik this is controversial bc of his actor okokokok im js purely from a performance standpoint he ate)

zuko (absolutely devoured)

fight scenes!!!! obv not as good as the animated (we knew this) but i still enjoyed

zhao!!!!!! do not sleep on him he killed this!!

KIYOSHI!!! ARE U KIDDINGGG

overall loved the focus on avatars other than roku

suki/suki and sokka

attack on the air nomads… ik it was unnecessary and a little hard to watch but still was v interesting

azulaaaaa and the fact that we see her this season. LOVE this addition. also the way they added her was veryyyyy well done. didnt feel forced.

bumi/how they handled the bumi arc in general. some parts i actually like better than the og. like how aang knew he was bumi right away. makes way more sense to me.

sokka and katara has some very sweet and genuine moments

aang and gyatso reunion awwww

omg. the “twist” with the 41st division that zuko accidentally saved becoming his crew. the bestttttt change that they made. i loved this. something so small but felt SO impactful.

yue/sokka and yue. this is a BIG one bc i think the original show really lacks with how they wrote yue and especially her relationship with sokka. i think it was a lot better here.

when zhao admits at the end he was working w azula and that ozai was just using zuko to motivate azula. omg. that was such a cool thing they added

and now. the bad.

aang. JDHSKSJDJ SORRYYYY dont care! he got better as the show went on. overall acting wasnt great and the writing for him definitely did not help

katara OOPSIES HEHEHE sorry but again same thing. kind of a dull performance. where is her PASSION?!?! wanted to like her so bad bc katara is my girl and this girl was giving katara on paper but the performance was just kinda bleh. didnt hate but DEFINITELY did not love.

costumes. dying on this hill i do not care. it was giving spirit of halloween. and some of these wigs…. yue’s wig? azula’s fuck ass pieces hanging out? HOW MAI AND TY LEE LOOKED IN GENERAL?! ouch

^in general mai and ty lee did not need to be here at ALLLLL. def shouldve waited till s2 for their appearances.

where is the silliness? where is the humor? hardly tried to embody the fun spirit of the original and when it did it failed miserably.

gran gran saying the thing. that’s katara’s thing.

too much exposition dumping.

first ep was by far the worst imo. how sokka and katara came across/met aang? WOW what a let down holy shit.

they should’ve kept it as aang running away from the southern air temple. not that he went for a late night drive with appa. dont care that this is a small thing. it is a HUGE part of aang’s character.

idk how to word this one and i think ppl would disagree anyways. but they are making iroh too obviously “good”. ykw i mean? when we first meet him, we know he’s not like the rest of the fire nation but we still don’t truly know where his morals lie. this show made it too obvious too soon.

why did katara never train w pakku?? that makes 0 sense. i understand she was mostly self taught throughout s1. but the whole thing was that: yes, katara was good before pakku, but when she finally did get a master, she became EXPONENTIALLY better and really came into her own. i am not buying that she becomes the master katara we know and love without learning from pakku. so unrealistic. when zuko says “u found a master” and she said “yes ur looking at her”. oh girlboss feminism u are going to HELL!

would like to take a moment to say^^^ i am a feminist ok. do nottttt get it twisted. but girlboss feminism is brainrot.

aang. did not bend. a single drop of water. are u fucking KIDDING ME? that was nuts.

really felt like if u did not watch the original series, this show would feel SO all over the place and u would have so many “wtf is happening” moments. the whole omashu shit was kind offfffff a mess. i see where they were going and why they were doing that but in hindsight after the fact i was like… if i knew nothing ab this show that would have been the most confusing clusterfuck.

and i think my biggest/most general complaint that i already talked about that i will briefly touch on: trying to do too much. why are we putting in characters and plot points that do not come till seasons 2-3 and are completely unnecessary now (secret tunnel, wan shi tong, swamp-kinda episode, etc.)

final thoughts?

it was enjoyable. i cannot deny that. landscapes were gorgeous. fights were well choreographed and looked GOOD. some changes were genuinely made for the better, and even changes that i do not necessarily think were better, i could respect the creativity of some changes and understood why they were there. but overall, as most live action remakes go, this was a flat portrayal of one of the greatest pieces of fiction of all time that suffered from some overly ambitious ideas and dull writing with little to no sense of whimsy. while some performances exceeded expectations, others that were crucial to the integrity of this show really disappointed me.

overall: 6.6/10. this number is completely subject to change.

[star-girl69]

tbh I think if anyone is gonna understand the power of tiktok its gonna be geno/the uconn staff since it's been the driving force behind the major boost of popularity in wcbb and the wnba- and even tho it's coming from tiktok the amount of receipts + the fact that it's leaking off of the app and getting to the maryland sheriff's department/uconn campus police shows that it's more than js "haters being haters" iykwim

on the topic of q lying to her family, I think it's definitely possible since her brother asked to hear "both sides of the story" when he reached out to Mariah, but the fact that her brother has been told the full story + her cousin was literally in the live listening to so many different people's experiences and literally SEEING the receipts in real time shows that tbh they probably are starting to figure out the truth? if they didn't know it alr that is.

I popped into the live for a quick second and it was mostly people sharing their experiences + talking about pls not spreading rumors (cause some ppl were saying that q called Paige the f slur??? which they confirmed is not true [at least to their knowledge]), but im BEAT so its time for me to lay back and do nothing LMAO

also YES literally- ik damn well they all probs got a lot going on rn (kk literally soft launching her relationship, paige literally teleporting around the country for all her side quests while her n azzi deal w all the speculation of the 'secret' [cause a lot of ppl think it's abt the 2 of them])- lets not harass ppl who aren't openly supporting q rn, cause they probs have a lot to think abt and consider since q is someone they genuinely knew on a personal level <3

xoxo, drama anon <3 (i sometimes forget to sign these LOL)

NO WAIT BC YOURE SO RIGHT THO yeah so true omg GENO AND LIKE OTHER COACHES PLS PLS PLS TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY I BEG!!!!!

i just… oml… this situation has been like blown out of the water it’s crazy how much has happened in the span of like 2 days i cant

q’s family needs to step up, i don’t care if they publicly make statements about what happened but at the very least don’t make videos SUPPORTING q

OMG???? girl if that’s true then 😭😭 q just needs to like… stop maybe? lol

OH MY GOD YOU LITERALLY GET ME DRAMA ANON. YOU AND I ARE ON THE SAME WAVE LENGTH I STG

like they actually KNEW q!!! they are the ones who are actually dealing w this pls give them so grace i stg!!!!

it’s ok i know it’s you most of the time lol 😭🫶🫶

[hoonvrs]

We fr like this babes🤞

I CANNOT live a day with the worry of an argument it stresses me out so much

Alr not to vent but ive seen most ppl have this friend that they just cant say no to. Like its IMPOSSIBLE.

I have a friend like that, shes legit my closest friend. I have this trauma from like 3 years ago, she randomly just some day went "i dont wanna be friends with you anymore, r***a gives you too much attention." The girl i just metioned, my closest friend and i are a trio (theyre literally my closest friends). Back on topic HOW TF IS IT MY FAULT SHE GIVES ME TOO MUCH ATTENTION. But i was too distracted by the fact she didnt wanna be friends anymore that I didnt even realize how logicless it was. We had been friends for about 4 years back then (7 now) and i was DEVASTATED. No thats an understatement.

I was so sad that I went to my mum and cried to her for an hour straight.

After that she lowkey became controlling. Whenever i did something she didnt like, shed block me unannounced and wouldnt even tell me what pissed her off. Her anger issues are off the boundaries till today. She gets mad at the littlest of things. When i dont do something she wants she goes on to persuade me by telling me shed tell a certain someone my secrets or block me everywhere etc.

But till this day i cant unfriend her because first of all, im too scared to. Shed get all annoyed and talk behind my back shit. Secondly, forget the first one I just CANT. Whenever i wanna think of unfriending her i just get reminded of all the fun times we had all these years and end up with tears.

Besides all that, youd be surprised to believe she has been one of my best friends ever. Nobody would believe me. But in reality i love her too much to let go if

(IM SO SORRY FOR THE RANT I WAS FEELIN A LIL EMOSH TODAY 😭😭😭)

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DW ABOUT THE RANT BAE IDM

i can’t relate in the sense that my bsfs and me are a trio too but honestly ur friend sounds so toxic

i get you guys have had good times that makes u hesitate but if she’s able to get prissy and block you over her own problems and insecurities it’s really not worth it bae. no one who loves you would put you in a position where you question theyre friendship and contemplate unfriending them

and if she chats shit let her😭 people are gonna talk behind ur back regardless and i don’t wanna be the instigator here but do u really think she’s quiet whenever she gets upset or jealous and blocks you? i just think the cons outfight the pros cause no amount of good times can cover the fact that she’s genuinely stressed you out over ur friendship js cause she doesn’t wanna grow up

PEOPLE WHO CAN TAKE NO ARE THE WORRSSTTT the amount of arguments and growth i’ve had to go through with my friends rn over the last 8 years i’ve known them is crazy🫠 but sometime people need to be confronted and if ANYBODYY can’t take criticism from their best friend trust me they’ll nvr change🫥

BUT you never know, idk how old you are but friend groups and bsfs either grown into each other or out of it, it’s just life and part of it. js trust that you will grow and learn from it just try and protect ur peace

anyways i hope i don’t come off aggressive or sumn😭 im an argumentative bitch who will start an argument with anyone so ik not everyone is like me but hopefully it all ends well for u bae🫂 u deserve better

[bitbrumal]

                                HEADCANON                         / ‘the god of love is lonely’  ↩            ↤ khioniya :: ‘aggressively chill’

khioniya, smirking just the tiniest bit as she comfortably lowers herself to the floor- does she feel the slightest bit Beneath Rosalyn ( @lalohefalter​ ) even in sexy ways no khioniya's not very good at feeling that but she's very content to let her queen make her queenly moves. if she'd like to step on a godqueen then go off girlboss-        helpfully provides opportunity for one of her fave pastimes.      does that ruin it? hm.

help i should write a hc abt this it's so funnyds fjskafjdskj she cannot feel lesser than anyone or -thing. it's illogical & alien to her. everything's equal; this here tree gets to punch me in the face if i give it due cause & vice versa c'mon now we're all fine. what is all this weird classist bullshit. bitch i became a god & decided we’re all equal anyway so how are u lot still being this wild about ur own inferiority complex--                    cuz i felt this way before becoming a god           so i’m js what are u being weird & weak for. tsk.

does she deem people / orgs / instances beneath her due to their personal choices? fuck yeah, that’s there - it’s not that she doesn’t judge like anyone else, she just... shuns the idea of better inherently just because the value of a living being or thing is not understood by the one doing the judging.           ---but people who are beneath her aren’t beneath her, they just don’t classify as ‘good enough at being a person to be considered one themselves’. if you can’t leave ppl the fuck alone unless you need to fuck their shit up, you don’t get air. booh, bitch. die.

it’s part of why she doesn’t... do all the classist things as a ruler? like, you can’t step out of line, she’ll keep you well in there- but the line isn’t calling her majesty or bowing or giving her more space than you would anyone else, or letting her do shit you don’t want, or not giving your honest opinions on the proceedings.

                 I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW that i write a god who embodies all the.. ‘higher being cradling lesser beings to its chest & protecting it with higher powers just bc ur smol i’m big + divine territoriality’... but resolutely refuses to be aware of her position as a thing that is honestly terribly imposing to almost anyone, because.         :’c she doesn’t like when ppl keep their distance so much. pls she doesn’t bite unless ur mean. ( she didn’t become a protector to be lonelier, so why is this how it’s turned out-? ) in an actually shit or at least not entertaining way ( she’s desperate she’ll take it. come be mean then, as long as it’s honest. refreshing. ) c’mon. come play? booh. she’s lonely-

ppl:  gasp! a god. gotta be plastic abt this khioniya:  well then i just won’t talk. at all. guess whether i’m mad i’m not gonna give you a clue until you apply normal people rules to me-

WHICH THEY DON’T. SO. OOP.

so it’s both a) genuinely too self-possessed, confident, & kind-hearted to see things as a hierarchy of importance. of power? value to a specific cause? sure! but not as generally inherently more deserving of consideration than others. b) yeah she’s not making that weird behaviour worse. ( except that she is. pls just tell them you want them to act normal- but the whole point is she doesn’t want ppl to do what they think she wants them to :c just be real ffs.               & since real means distance to almost all of them...          she has accepted this. )

[roobylavender]

no bcs i cried too !!! the children thinking of the children :(( i started the sequel immediately after i finished beartown like it was so serious for me i had to return to that little town in the middle of nowhere 🫠 i love love benji amat bobo AND maya and ana ( SISTERS THEY R SISTERS 💖💖 “never again do you find friends like the ones you have when you’re friend” 😭) the way benji his mother and his sisters r with each other like omfg 🥲 how they tell him they love him always kiss him on the head and scold him too for wtv he’s done what if i died ?? how enduring and strong and wonderful fatima is too omg all the mothers of this book were so realistic i felt,,, kira and her whole “career woman” conflict and js EVERYTHING abt her how she feels like a bad mother somtimes for being away so much ,,, her relationship w peter was so good i love them !!! i esp was interested in the way the writing humanized kevin and the build up to it : we see him as the star of the town someone diligent who knows nothing else but hockey ( i will not lie i saw some kevin day parallels there LOL) and how distant his parents r and the way he spent more time at benjis home than his own !! the way the entire assault was handled w kevin and maya was rlly good to me even w the anger and disgust i felt for kevin i understood how scared he was and god the way maya became scared of the dark and the parallels to that w the end and what she did to kevin for herself i am SCREAMING !!!!!! the way the children of the hollow and more specifically amat and zacharias were picked on and the lingering racism too and later when amat chooses the team (briefly , he chooses them briefly, but nonetheless) how zacharias feels betrayed bcs amat gave him a reason for living ! the almost insane (v insane actually) way beartown devotes itself to hockey as a hockey town and how they blames peter and maya for the loss of the game oooh my heart (tfw ur wrong but don’t know it and the actually horribleness is ur behavior for the sake of a sport versus the well-being of one ur own town’s children) the love the players of the junior team hold for david and how he loves them in return the pucks w words THE PUCKS W WORDS [slams head against enclosure] how clinical david felt at the thought of getting sune’s job but also how jealous he was of the way peter and sune would spend time together in the office without inviting him ,,, i was so 💔 abt ramona and holge and how she hadn’t seen a hockey match since his death 😭 the way the ppl of beartown open their doors and offer coffee bcs they don’t speak much and the motto is ask simple questions w difficult answers and how everyone opened their doors and offered coffee for kevin’s mom but no one did for kira ,,, the viciousness of the children of beartown and how leo stood beside his sister and played games w her ,,, they’re everything actually . the way backman portrayed how many survivors end up having to be strong for those around them like maya was 💔 how benji fought for kevin bcs he was miskiin and he became his violence and kevin the genius but also how they both possssed the opposite in them more than they realized !! benjis violence and the way the ppl of beartown would say he’d end up going bad ,,, genuinely so sick to my stomach 😭 how ana felt free among animals and more comfortable versus being among her peers and feeling different and weird compared to them ,,,

sorry for the blab omg but this book has perhaps gotten me out of my reading slump ?? alx 🙏🙏

i feel so bad because i read the first two books a couple of years ago so a lot of the specific details escape me but i definitely remember feeling this crazy over it as well! the way fredrik backman weaves human connections together is so breathtaking i can't wait to reread these books and then finally read the third one!

[fluffy-peachclouds]

Bro im gonna Like shoot ms (not really just an over exaggeration) but I met some guy in a game and he was like voting for me in the game (it was a sandbox mode and you could throw these gold hearts called votes) and he kept voting me and I was confused so we talked I asked how he was and how his day when and how long he was playing the game for and it seemed like he was flirting with me BUT I have a bf so I felt awkward but I still wanted to step out my comfort zone and make a new friend nothing more nothing less so I ask for his discord and I get it but after I go to my friends server w js my friends and explain what had happened bc I didn’t know if he was looking for a chance or to flirt (I met my bf in this server he was in there) and he COMPLETELY was pissed and was saying stuff like “Oh I hope you guys get married!!” “Such a cute ship” “So adorable” and im like WTF youre my bf I wouldn’t cheat on you for a random person in a game and that I genuinely didn’t know the person’s intentions so I just talked to him anyway 😭 he obviously didn’t trust me enough or believe it so he gets upset. After that I one of the server members and his close friend and she was like “(My boyfriends name) You’re so Real” and then said “Bro if my bf ever said this” as if anyone asked her and then she said “womp womp why r u so upset over a ignoring a bitch you don’t know” clearly she’s blind then I said something like “It felt rude and I didn’t know what he even wanted so why would I be mean instantly?” And she said “ok” after my bf had said “ ‘I’m so nice!!!’ Kys” and then after that I messaged him saying I wouldn’t cheat on him w someone I hadn’t known for more than 24 hours and that we met in a game so wtf and he clearly didn’t trust me. While this happened the server owner was watching and in my dms was like “The fuck they are literally shitting on you Your boyfriend is not good for you im sorry he’s being a jerk and has been for a while I wanna ban him and Liz” which I understood bc he was being mean several times and yes he has issues but he shouldn’t be mean to other ppl who haven’t done anything to him and Liz is a bitch so I said I understood and my friend had banned them and blocked them all on her alts and main account so now Liz and my bf think my friend had just left the face of the earth and im stuck on what Liz said it makes me wanna fight her bc she has her OWN bf and says she’s a man hater while having a bf and talking w mines which makes no sense,she’s a bitch and wants to be in my relationship when I have done nothing wrong and wants to instantly try to “save” my bf from literally nothing, she’s rude and so much more I have tried to move past it and be her friend but I just can’t 💀😭 (sorry if this didn’t make sense)

[nicomoon69]

man I gotta talk abt it, spoilers under the cut for csm part 1 in the form as an unreadable rant

so to start its another win for weird body horror gory manga w cannibalism which yippie!! its going the holy list for that only lmao

also yippie to the fact that it didn’t end up confusing me in a “I genuinely don’t understand how the world works anymore wtf is going on” way (looking a u jjk 🤡🤡 I will reread you when I get my hands on the physical copies bc I refuse to be bested by a shonen manga). gotta love fujimoto for his world building (gonna pick up fire punch after beastars and black butler 😋)

anyways having said that wtf was volume 11. look I get the ending, I think its beautiful and I guess the abrupt ending even makes thematically sense(?) but god damn yk 💀💀

if I had a nickel for every time the groomed protagonist ate their groomer as a final act of love I’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but its weird that it happened twice right?

which omg the madk and csm parallels go kinda insane I’m ngl. I’m definitely reaching and pulling shit outta my ass hardcore bc they’re actually rlly different but smth smth both have basically the groomer grooming someone into being the thing that is supposed to end them bc that is how they’ll feel most seen question mark (that definitely made sense)

also finishing csm part 1. and assuming ski and angel don’t return bc they are dead I’m gonna come out and say that I think akiangel lowk overhyped. not to say that its bad, its beautifully tragic but it shouldn’t be as popular as it is considering canon imo. why were ppl hyping up akiangel so much when hayakawa found family is literally right there 😭😭😭 I get it ppl care more abt shipping than found family usually but it still kinda rubs me the wrong way. again don’t get me wrong I love akiangel, I’m probably gonna read the entire ship tag to cope but idk. hayakawa found family is so fucking special to me 💔💔

YOU KNOW WHO ALSO WAS TAKEN TO EARLY????? QUANXI AND HER FUCKING GFS like bro. we get baddie poly chinese lesbian rep and she basically dead within 2 volumes 😞😞 that’s dirty asf dude. also would’ve loved to see more of the cosmic devil/fiend??? like dude that was so crazy and it js got majorly brushed over liek idk????? I js want a whole spin off abt quanxi and her gfs. trust me I would read it

my only wish for csm is to get the trio back (we probably won’t and my hope is js delusion). like everything else can gen fuck off I need hayakawa found family all alive together again. idk if aki is supposed to be in heaven but even then dude :( I want them back

anyways hyped to read part 2 kinda bc we are getting asa who seems to be another of those “I’m literally her” girls so I’m interested in seeing how she actually is

just finished csm part 1 and I’m js sitting here thinking wtf did I just read

[msookyspooky]

OKAY HI SO THE NEW CHAPTER—

I AM NOT OKAY !!!

Literally what the hell is gonna happen ???? FUCK IF I KNOW !! WERE IN THE LAST PART OF THE STORY AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHO GHOSTFACE(s) IS LIKE ???????

Here’s my play by play detecting - please understand im not very smart - also this one gets super long im so sorry

SO I don’t think Roman has anything to do with it fuck canon cause i mean we talked to him Once and the cast we’ve interacted a lot with has to include the killer right?

Dewey, Gale and honestly Billy are in the clear for me. Dewey is too much of a himbo to pull this off, Gale is too focused on finding B and Stu to - i think - plan this whole thing out and ACTUALLY murder ppl and Billy, honestly he looks the least guilty of the suspects cause he and Stu are in really bad terms abd I doubt he’d risk getting a partner AGAIN after how things went down with S, and i dont think he could pull that off on his own

NOW Angelina, baby, angel, please be part of this !!! She’s so weird and she has connections to Woodsburo - i think ! I also have a terrible memory !! - and I cant begin to express how gutted i was to knoe that the plan for her to be Romans accomplice in the movie was scratched, it would’ve been perfect

So Randy 🥺 Randy please bby, angel, please have NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS !! So yeah im very attached to your Randy and I’d be gutted if he was the killer - it would also be awesome to see a survivor “one of the good guys” go apeshit - BUT Stu’s speech really got to me, not only because yes, it makes sense BUT ALSO we’re like on the final stretch here, is it really time for a red herring? He does look suspicious, Stu has a point there

Speaking of Stu, THAT WHOLE SPEECH DIDNT FOOL ME FOR A SECOND - except for the part that it did - I could NOT get Tim’s monologue from the Curve out of my mind during that scene in the motel cause well yeah Randy could feel that way and want revenge BUT that’s not Stu’s actual point, he’s projecting a VERY REAL emotion he had/has to make Randy look sus, it doesn’t matter if he actually is guilty or not, cause either way Stu wins. If R is guilty BOOM Stu was right the whole time, see he cares, he was looking out for things we didn’t want to see, he’s “good” to us AND if R is NOT guilty he can get us so scared and distrusting of Ray that if something happens to him, Stu made “an honest mistake” to protect us. He gets what he wants, “everybody dies but us” ya know

I genuinely believe or at least hope strongly that theres 2 ghostfaces right, so my biggest sus are Randy and Stu AND I think Angelina could be an accomplice to EITHER of them. I genuinely forget if in your story we know her from Woodsburo or if im getting mixed up with the og script so this may be v off skskskks BUT imagine shes working with Randy cause they remember each other and she’s become a lil obsessed with the survivors (like she was with Syd in the movie) and thinks he should get his revenge OR she was really interested in the killers and when she saw “Dennis” maybe recognized him - i dont think he would’ve remembered her tbh - and offered to help, so from set on Stu was no longer working alone ? (With stu shes def an accomplice but with Ray she gives more mastermind vibes ya know? She “convinces” him thats what he wants and lbh she needs someone strong to do the murders shes v tiny)

Omg fucking Mcdreamy ???? I dont wanna sus him cause Boyfriend again 3 times a charm skskks but he’s way to interested in us, for me to trust them wholeheartedly but i have NO IDEA how he would play into all of this so Im saying red herring

Well to be fair Sid never interacted with Roman in 3. I'm js!

Good point about Angelina, red herring or jealous from HS and obsessed with the Woodsboro Massacre survivors for the fame she fought so hard for?

Good points about Dewey, Gale and Billy!!

Randy and Stu are definitely up there and both would rip us to shreds to know they did it (ESPECIALLY RAY. Ray would be fucking devastating) And both have really valid points that they could use as leverage.

And ngl...Kincaid did have our phone number from Dewey when Ghostface called...Again, IM JS-

[lzhui]

uhh so this is something I found in my notes abt the kinda vibe each exo member gives off to me, n how I feel abt them individually bc I love them a lot but in different ways?? so I tried to put that into words so here’s me rambling abt that for a bit

 minseok: ur friends smoking hot older bro who really chill n friendly but still kinda distant but u absolutely 10/10 would bang no regrets u actually already brought this up with ur friend like u had to get it out bc holy shit n they legit give permission bc the thirst is so god damn real n also u kinda fond bc he cute

 suho: ur friends super nice super handsome boyfriend like u have to bring it up every time u see him n just acknowledge the fact that this man is a handsome man bc it needs to be said out loud many times but like that’s ur girls boy n u never ever gonna go there but u respect the attractive face. give her a lil fist bump bc she did good

 yixing: easily the actual love of my life like, when we meet for the first time I get so drawn in by him that I’m actually floored like I wanna spend all my time with him, get to know him, have fun n make memories with him n it’s really intense but easy at the same time n we kinda skipped the friendship stage n went straight into Romance mode but it feels like we’ve known each other forever n I’m just so enamoured with him that I can’t stop talking abt him every time I open my mouth n my friends have staged their third intervention bc they real sick of my lovesick ass by now but like… I can’t help it I love him I’m gonna marry that man like. Thats My Guy. 

 baekhyun: this.. is so pure.. the purest friendship the easiest I genuinely care abt u n ur happiness friendship. best friendship. friendship that makes everyone else think ur together kinda friendship. so easy n fun n I’m totally myself around him n not self conscious at all n I’m so comfortable n we get up to all sorts of stupid shit like honestly why did I ever go along with this plan kinda shit. heavy on the flirting like at first it’s just banter n we so comfortable with each other that it works but then at some point it’s not a joke anymore I’m hardcore flirting with u n ur cute n u make me feel good n I absolutely need u to kiss me rn like oh my god we wasted so much time why didn’t we do this before I love u lets go watch a movie n make out but ur buying popcorn today bc u ate the last cookie I was saving earlier u dick. I tell my friends me n bbh together now n half of them are like ‘finally’ n the other half are like… wait… I thought u guys were already together wtf my life is a lie. but its cute. 

 jongdae: BITCH ME N JONGDAE GO WAY BACK like that’s my best friend. my bff. we grew up together like we used to take bathes together as babies n we had sleepovers n he’s like a bro to me even tho we run in different friendship groups we always got time for each other. like when I had my first date with a guy n I was Stressed abt it n he helped me n when I had my first date with a girl he took me shopping so I could look cute for her n he held my hand as I came out to my parents n everyone else n I stayed over n became his big spoon when That Bitch of his ex gf dumped him for another (lesser) guy n basically he is my platonic soulmate whom I love n will be my man of honour at mine n yixings wedding js. 

 chanyeol: good grief. yeol is like.. he feels like my first love. the person I shared all my firsts with. my friend my partner my lover. my young love in my teenage years, we made it through puberty together, we discovered ourselves n each other. the first boy I ever trusted with my whole self. even as we grew older, grew up, grew out of love with each other but not out of love, we made it. currently one of my closest n deepest friends like I am so Fond of yeol I would protect him with my life even if we not in love anymore we still love each other n not everyone can understand our dynamic but it works n he came with me to get my wedding dress fitted bc yixing can’t see me in it before the wedding n yeol knows me inside n out n I trust him completely. I share some of my happiest memories with him n I hold his hand with no regrets. 

 ksoo: Ok what the fuck. ksoo that guy that fucks u up everytime u look at him bc u so intrigued like wtf is up with this guy also he’s like… hot … so like…. wtf am I supposed to do but I don’t go up to him bc he’s kinda intimidating like I’m gonna make a damn fool out of myself I’d rather not. but then we get put together for a project in some irrelevant class n shit now I gotta talk to him. n I’ve never heard him speak before but fOCK his voice is deep I felt that in my ovaries sHIT. but I’m cool I got this n we work well together n do study dates to work on it n shit n he’s less intimidating when u find out he’s a fckn weeb n he has a cute smile that he only shows to ppl he likes n is comfortable with n he shows it to me so I feel Fckn Special n we end up being really good friends n it’s really chill but man… he could just say the word n I’d climb him like a tree like he’s still so damn hot oooohhhh bOY. 

 jongin: I just… I just want to hug this man… I want to hold him in my arms for no other reason than I want to feel him there. Soft friends. His giggles are infectious. he reminds me of comfort, oversized sweaters, hot chocolate n my favourite book. he also reminds me of achievement, like when I won 1st place in the 100m freestyle for the first time or when I finally finished my dissertation and got my degree. he makes me feel contently comfortable n fiercely proud idk why this is. 

 sehun: idk how I feel abt sehun, like of course I love him I think he’s cute n attractive, n I love his dynamic with everyone but I don’t know how to put it into words ? It’s like…. he’s everyone’s friend, and he shows a slightly different piece of himself to everyone, and everyone knows him, but everyone knows him… slightly differently idk how to explain it. when I think abt him i see us sitting in a cafe catching up over tea but I never see us alone? there’s always someone else there, another friend of ours to join the conversation n I don’t get it but I don’t question it bc I like sehun I think he’s a cool dude n his smile is the cutest so I constantly want to make him laugh but most of the time he just gives me The Look n continues the convo. idk it’s weird but ok.

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