#i imagine without the arrangement he becomes healthier

[orngbanana]

yknow what? *metal furys your damain*

i like to think that if the writers actually bothered with him he would somewhat try?? to have a healthy relationship with blading idk I just want him to be ok, and I think it would be funny if he had a sudden growth spurt

[saintsenara]

If Voldemort had lived to raise delphini with or without Bella what kind of dad would he be?

thank you very much for the ask, anon! especially because i am always happy to receive opportunities to out myself as a delphini truther...

but what i am not - i must say - is a voldemort-is-a-good-dad truther. if he had lived to raise delphini... well then hopefully the ministry in this voldemort wins au ends up bringing in enough money by the time he’s been in power for fifteen or so years that he can afford to pay for his daughter’s therapy.

i don’t, though, think that this is because he’d be a total deadbeat. as i’ve said elsewhere, my personal view is that delphini is conceived naturally and accidentally [i know lots of people like the idea of her being created for some sort of nefarious purpose, but i much prefer lord voldemort fucking around and finding out that even his weird body isn't immune to human biology], and i do think that voldemort’s quite profound sense of honour means that he would acknowledge that she was his and that he wouldn’t go against bellatrix’s wishes not to terminate the pregnancy [although, let’s be clear, he definitely tells her to do this] by giving her an abortifacient without her consent.

but i don’t think that this acceptance of her existence means that he’s ever involved in her life in any significant capacity. my personal view is always that delphini is raised by someone else. in my writing, i usually make this rodolphus - whether he’s doing this alongside his wife or not - and have voldemort flit in and out of her life on his own terms.

[this, i think, is a reasonable manifestation of something i can imagine him believing - that his daughter should not grow up as an orphan - which doesn’t require him to become someone who would want to spend any time with a small child. remember, he hates them! he can’t hear babies crying without becoming incandescent with rage! he’s so attention-starved that he can’t spare anything of himself for the attention a child requires!]

and, let’s all be honest, this arrangement will be a lot healthier than the alternative. which, given that rodolphus is a war criminal, is really saying something about voldemort…

i think, for her part, that bellatrix would recognise that any attempt to make him into a doting father is probably ending with her back in azkaban [at best...], and that her relationship with him would exist completely separately from either of their relationships with delphini. they are not doing anything as a family, at least not while delphini’s too small to be left to her own devices.

my controversial opinion, though? in this role as - essentially - delphini’s family friend, he’ll be fine. voldemort must have some incidental idea of how to look after children, as someone raised around a constant procession of them, and would, i think, be perfectly capable of spending time in his daughter’s company without her starving to death. i think he would be terrible at any of the sort of moral education or emotional support that a parent is supposed to provide, but that he would be excellent at talking to delphini like she’s a tiny adult [something which children love!]. voldemort is clearly somebody who does - canonically - have interests beyond terrorism, and i can easily imagine delphini developing a series of slightly odd hobbies as a result of their conversations. he’s also, canonically, far funnier than he’s given credit for, and i’m sure there are a fair few anti-rodolphus jokes being workshopped in parseltongue between the two of them and nagini during his visits. while he's likely to be quite strict - and to have expectations about behaviour, such as being quiet and not sticky, that a small child is likely to find impossible to meet - he is canonically never violent towards bellatrix, and i can’t see him being an abusive parent.

i also think that the fact that voldemort isn’t someone who’s concerned by class or gender conventions would lead - accidentally, but it would still be there - to delphini having a happier childhood than her mother or aunts. voldemort isn’t going to insist on her marrying the second she leaves school, or think that there would be something wrong with her getting a job, and he’s so terrifying that rodolphus isn’t going to try and contradict him. he is also someone who clearly thinks that the desire to make your own life outside of these conventions is valuable - something which, as i’ve written a lot about, is clearly one of the reasons he likes bellatrix - and he’d put up with any of delphini’s various schemes and plans unless they gave him the impression that she’d inherited the father-killing gene…

[i am, though, wedded to the idea that something she definitely inherits is literally every single riddle feature - despite whatever is going on in her description in cursed child and despite the fact that most fanon seems to have her look like bellatrix. i just think the concept of those muggle genes being strong is very funny. voldemort doesn’t care - after all, he’s aware that being a hottie opens doors - but i do think that he would struggle with her being less clever or interested in magic than him.]

[and he’ll collapse dead to the floor if she’s not in slytherin. cue the order of the phoenix trying to work out if the sorting hat takes bribes.]

[anasraza25]

10 Best Christmas Gift For Grand-Parents

Most grandparents are most joyful with the endowment of your presence however a little something unique would be gladly received, as well. 

Whether your grandparent is a nature darling or a shut-in, a cinephile or a cook, we've scoured our aides and surveyed our partners to track down the absolute best things to stun them.

A Worm Welcome To My Grand-Parents 

Brooklinen Pure Wool Throw

This luxury fleece toss is simply very good quality enough that your grandparents probably won't go overboard on it for themselves which is precisely why you ought to get it for them.

One of our 1 toss covers, the Brooklinen is accessible in dim or beige to supplement any home style without any problem. Regardless of being 100 percent fleece, it is inconceivably delicate and not by any stretch of the imagination scratchy. However this toss is comfortable and warm, it felt lighter and fluffier than other fleece tosses we tried.

Fresh Breakfast Utopia Bagels And Shmear

We loved fresh breakfast because it’s healthier rather than other things, except if the grandparents you're looking for live in New York City, odds are good that they hate the most ideal bagels (it's the main East Coast grandiosity I stand behind!). 

Fix that with a conveyance of Utopia Bagels and Shmear. Sent through Gold belly, the bagels are made new to arrange and stowed by flavor (so the cinnamon-raisin bagels won't resemble the onion bagels). 

Wire cutter essayist Greg Han requested these to his home in Los Angeles (which, despite the tales, is as yet getting up to speed to New York in bagel esteem), and he reports that they showed up still chewy and very much pressed, with the dry ice appropriately situated.

Become crazy with it Fizzi SodaStream OneTouch

In the event that pops can't survive without pop, the grandparent you're looking for can't survive without Pellegrino, or has worn out on the flavors presented by La Croix; the SodaStream Fizzi OneTouch will make an ideal gift. 

It's our top pick for making seltzer at home, because of its not difficult to-control carbonation settings (which produce bubbles going from marginally bubbly to dangerously elate), For the really fixated seltzer consumer, toss in a couple of jugs of flavor drops for them to explore different avenues regarding.

Eli Zabar’s Dozen NY Bagels

Assuming that they love staying with you in the Big Apple, or simply its splendid lights as a general rule, one method for giving them their fix until they can visit again is send some certifiable New York bagels from Upper West Side foundation Zabar's.

5-Cup One-Touch Bonavita Connoisseur Coffee Maker

This espresso producer has the double allure of being similarly as easy to use as their dearest Mr. Coffee and coming energetically suggested by espresso upstarts.

Blender, Vitamix Professional Series 750

However they could never grumble about their ten-year-old blender, wellbeing focused grandparents will be excited for this Vitamix. Whether they use it to make soup, frozen yogurt, or different recipes, this self-cleaning Vitamix will turn into their new most loved apparatus. 

Gaby Dalkin, cookbook writer and blogger at what’s Gaby Cooking, enjoys that it has an assigned smoothie setting "so you can toss every one of your fixings in, turn it on, and leave."

Sacred Great Jones Sheet Pan

This sheet dish from Strategist's most loved Great Jones is the ideal mix of practical and giftable, because of its special, Kindercore-esque plan.

Knife Storage Tray, Knife Dock

In the event that they invest all their energy in the kitchen, this clever (and reasonable) coordinator fills in as a "protected spot to store blades without harming their sharp edges," as per way of life master Tenille Murphy. Since it's intended to fit inside a cabinet, the plate likewise assists with keeping ledges mess free.

Custom Painterly Pet Portraits

Ensure this is their stylistic layout style prior to focusing on it, yet a representation of their pet is presumably one of the best and most acts of kindness. It's one of a kind, handcrafted, and gives proper respect to the little fur-mop that loves relaxing in a nearby sun fix on the lounge chair consistently.

Gravity Blankets For Your Grand-Parents

Give your grandparent’s better rest for these special seasons with a clique most loved weighted cover with a removable cover. 

By impersonating DPTS (profound tension touch excitement), weighted covers assist us with quieting down, nod off quicker, stay unconscious better and for longer, and feel more refreshed when we awaken.

[groupdelwar]

A Beginner's Guide to Herd Management Systems for Cattle

Imagine you're on a farm, surrounded by a herd of gentle, grazing cattle. These cows provide us with milk, meat, and so much more. But did you know that managing a herd of cattle involves more than just counting heads and making sure they have food and water? That's where herd management systems come into play.

In this easy-to-understand guide, we're going to explore herd management systems for cattle. We'll break down what they are, why they matter, and how they work without getting too technical. So, let's dive right in!

Understanding Herd Management Systems

Herd management systems are like the brain and heart of a cattle farm. They help farmers take care of their cows and ensure they are healthy and productive. These systems use technology to keep track of each cow, monitor their health, and make farm life more efficient.

Why Do We Need Herd Management Systems?

Cattle herds can be large, and remembering every cow's name and needs is impossible for a farmer. Herd management systems help farmers by:

Identifying Cows: Each cow is given a unique identification, often through tags or electronic chips. This helps farmers keep track of individual cows easily.

Monitoring Health: These systems can detect if a cow is sick or pregnant, ensuring timely care and treatment.

Optimizing Feeding: By tracking what each cow eats, farmers can ensure they get the right nutrition.

Improving Breeding: Herd management systems help in choosing the best cows for breeding, leading to healthier and more productive calves.

How Do Herd Management Systems Work?

Herd management systems use technology to gather data about each cow. Here's a simplified breakdown of how they work:

Identification: Each cow is tagged with a unique ID. Some systems even use facial recognition technology!

Data Collection: Sensors and devices collect information about the cow's activities. This includes eating, walking, and resting.

Data Analysis: The collected data is sent to a computer that analyzes it. For example, if a cow isn't eating as much as usual, it might be a sign of illness.

Alerts: If something is wrong, like a cow is sick or in heat (ready to breed), the system sends an alert to the farmer's phone or computer.

Decision-Making: Based on this information, the farmer can make decisions about each cow. For instance, they can provide medical care or arrange for breeding.

Common Questions About Herd Management Systems

Do all farmers use herd management systems?

No, not all farmers use them, but they are becoming more popular because they can make farming easier and more efficient.

Are herd management systems expensive?

They can be, but many farmers find that the benefits, like healthier cows and increased production, outweigh the costs.

Do cows mind wearing ID tags or chips?

Cows don't seem to mind. The tags are usually small and don't cause any discomfort.

Can herd management systems prevent diseases in cows?

They can help by detecting early signs of illness, but preventing diseases also involves other farm management practices.

Are these systems hard to set up?

They can be a bit complex to set up initially, but there are companies and experts who can help farmers with the process.

Do these systems work for small farms too?

Yes, they can be used on small farms as well, though the scale might be smaller.

Can these systems track a cow's mood?

No, they can't track emotions, but they can give clues about a cow's well-being based on its behavior.

What happens if the system breaks down?

Farm equipment can break, but many systems have support and maintenance services to keep things running smoothly.

Can I check my cow's data from my smartphone?

Yes, many systems offer mobile apps that allow farmers to monitor their cows remotely.

Do these systems replace the need for a farmer's experience and intuition?

No, a farmer's experience and intuition are still crucial for making the best decisions for their herd.

Do cows with herd management systems produce more milk?

It's not just about the systems; it's also about good care. But these systems can help optimize feeding and breeding, which can lead to higher milk production.

Are there any privacy concerns for the cows?

Cows aren't concerned about privacy, but farmers must ensure that data collected is used responsibly and securely.

Can these systems work with other animals, like goats or sheep?

Yes, similar systems can be adapted for other livestock.

Do cows get used to wearing ID tags?

Cows generally adapt to the tags quickly and don't seem bothered by them.

Can these systems be used for organic farming?

Yes, they can be used in organic farming, but some systems might need to be adapted to meet organic certification requirements.

What happens if a cow loses its tag?

Lost tags can be replaced, and the cow can be re-identified.

Can herd management systems predict the weather?

No, they can't predict the weather, but they can help farmers plan for changing conditions.

Are these systems only for large commercial farms?

No, they can be used on farms of all sizes, but their scale might vary.

Do cows like the benefits of herd management systems?

Cows don't have preferences for technology, but they benefit from the improved care and attention these systems provide.

Can herd management systems be used for beef cattle too?

Yes, they can be used for both dairy and beef cattle.

Do cows ever reject the technology?

Cows don't reject it, but occasionally, technical glitches might occur.

Do these systems work in all climates?

They can be adapted for different climates, but extreme conditions might require additional precautions.

Can farmers sell the data collected by these systems?

Data privacy regulations apply, but some farmers might use aggregated data for research or share it with experts for herd improvement.

Can you track a cow's location with these systems?

Yes, some systems include GPS tracking, which can help locate cows in large pastures.

Can herd management systems make farming more sustainable?

Yes, by optimizing resources and improving cow health, these systems can contribute to more sustainable farming practices.

Conclusion

Herd management systems might seem complex, but they are a valuable tool for modern farming. They help farmers take better care of their cattle, leading to healthier animals and increased production. Whether on a small family farm or a large commercial operation, these systems are making farm life more efficient and productive. So, the next time you enjoy a glass of milk or a delicious steak, you'll know that technology plays a role in bringing that food to your table. Happy farming!

[pear-pies]

Wom Journal - Oct 2000

(really, really awful google translate of the OCR scanned text below the cut)

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[sourbat]

Kiss Prompt! #15 + Pairing of YOUR choice! :)

A fierce kiss that ends with a bite on the lip, soothing it with a lick.

Alright. So, I’ll be real: it’s definitely Hammertooth. And, it’s a bit steamy. Hopefully you’ll get a kick out of it. I sure did! 

It was nearing two, and after a hearty swim was a healthy serving of alcohol, followed by that desire for sustenance. Toki and Magnus barely made it to the top floor of the suite before the former fell victim to tipsy fingers reaching and clumsily playing with his hair, confused when they were met with knots instead of the preferred, delighted shudder. Toki slid the card key into the lock, eyes fluttering and shoulders rising when Magnus pressed his soaked shirt against his bare back, and mouth parting into a sigh when the intrusive feel was coupled with hot breaths splashing over his bare, wet flesh.

The two make it as far as the living room before it becomes apparent that they won’t be leaving anytime soon. Magnus barely gave Toki time to let his towel hang outside before luring him back inside with a tempting chuckle, and ensnaring him when he tried reaching for the room’s phone. Toki was trapped, netted under Magnus’ increasing strength. It excited him to feel how quickly it arrived, and seemingly from nowhere. Toki’s head dipped upward, eyes fluttering close when Magnus drove a hand up his heated chest, another lower, to the seam of his swim trunks.

Toki squirmed, legs heavy from the alcohol and Magnus’ weight pressing on him, when he felt the distinct graze of teeth against his shoulder. “We hasn’t taken a showers yet?” he stated, and fell into a warm, heated sigh when lips pulled around the afflicted area, shifting into a possessive, hungry kiss.

Magnus continued to blemish Toki’s shoulder blade, leaving behind wet, pink mars. “And?” he asked after starting a satisfying trail of loving bites. His other hand peeled at the elastic waistband, fingers taunting, teasing and wriggling their way inside. Toki fought, wriggled and happily submitted under his touch, going still once Magnus freed a hand to lift away some heavy clumps of wet hair to better continue with his assault, and Toki’s hips jerking into an uncontrolled motion of desperate quakes the second Magnus’s other hand took hold of him.

“You saids you were hungry,” Toki complained through heavy exhales.

“I am,” Magnus replied haughtily. Chin on top of Toki’s shoulder, his eyes fell to the rising tent developing just below Toki’s heaving belly button. His lips pursed against pale skin beginning to shift into a vibrant shade of pink, and cackled. “Figured I’d have a little snack beforehand.”

Magnus can practically taste the blush radiating from Toki. The younger man continued to shrink underneath him, delectable muscles quivering and folding, touch-hungry body succumbing to the pressure. Toki whined, head sinking and becoming increasingly aware of the day’s activities, and how woefully unprepared he was for Magnus. “Ams not clean…”

“And you definitely won’t be when I’m through with you.”

That proved difficult to argue against, but Toki still desired a quick reprieve. A moment to clean up and appear in better grace before Magnus.

“Lets me order foods first,” he said, staggering the last two words when he felt the pull, the pressure of a hand pleasuring and filling his scrambled brain with yearning. Toki pressed his mouth shut, hoping to conceal a groan. “S-so we haves something to eat when we ams finished.” 

He failed to bring up the want for a shower, but behind him, Magnus chuckled. “If you must,” he said, whispering hot words straight into Toki’s overly sensitive ears, and causing a tremble that vibrated down his spine. He relinquished his grasp, and Toki sighed a breath on wanton need and relief. Brain fuzzy, Toki squirmed free from his captor’s hold, giggling when he felt some residual fingers tease him one final time before grabbing the phone and hurriedly calling for service.

The line picked up. “Hello?” a clear, friendly female voice responded.

“Yes, this ems room service?” Toki fanned the side of his face, unaware of the heavy, crumbled smack of a wet shirt being tossed to the floor. “Ams hungry. Cans you sends me some foods?”

“Of course. What would you like, Mr. Wartooth?”

Toki’s eyes glazed, his mind going through an assortment of delicious snacks he could freely order without complaint or concern. Menus or not, there was nothing stopping him from asking for literally anything. An old promise from a several weeks ago flashes across his sight, reminding him to try and order something halfway decent. He was trying to get Magnus to make healthier choices… which sadly meant he would need to model the correct behavior and pray it rubbed off at the right moment.

“Uhm, cans I have a salads?” Toki asked, face turning a little as he imagined up some bland, green piles of leaves. “Oh, but nots a boring salad. Puts meat in it.”

Suddenly, the cool air behind him vanished, and Toki felt the gentle return of fingers resting on top of his waist. “That can be arranged,” Magnus whispered into his ear, and then followed with his hands gripping Toki’s rear, squeezing it and snickering when Toki’s jaw went slack with shock.

“Come again?” the receptionist asked. 

Blushing, Toki tried slipping away from Magnus and his haunting chuckle. “Uhms, makes it chicken, please,” he hastily replied whilst fanning his face. “Nots boring grilled chickens though. And, uhhh, can I has some fries? Oh, and a strawberries milkshake?”

“Certainly. Will that be all?”

“Oh, holds on a seconds.” Wearing a strained, somewhat annoyed grin, Toki tried turning to offer the phone up to Magnus, but was met with lips mashing sloppily against his own. Long, coarse hairs rubbed up his chin as Magnus held him in place, pulling in Toki’s forming pout with his teeth.

The phone fell, handset left swinging by the cord.

“Sir?”

Toki barely caught the woman’s voice in the backdrop, and paid no mind as he was turned around, pushed and forced against a wall, Magnus’ hold on him never breaking during the entire event. The front of Magnus teeth lure him closer, pressuring Toki to comply, to submit under the will of each curious finger. He whined another complaint, but was smothered once long fingers brushed down his sides, tickling and taunting already strained nerves. Their naked chests brushed against one another as Toki lifted a shaking arm, wrapped it around Magnus’ frame and pulled him closer. He moaned against the growing friction caused by their heated bodies; what was once damp was now dry, and Toki could feel the natural drag of Magnus’ skin rubbing against his, and curls of thick, peppered hair cascading over his barren, shaking chest.

“Mr. Wartooth?” 

Magnus bit Toki’s bottom lip again, harder this time. Enough to warrant another moan, a rise in temperature, a drastic flow southwards. The mild pain flickered, melted with their shared heat as Magnus’ incisors, sensing Toki’s complacency, started to ease their grip. The hands continued to fondle, left returning to the front of Toki’s trunks and applying steady pressure, and right trailing gracefully over Toki’s stiffened jaw, fingers coming to a delicate curl right as Magnus parted, taking in a quick breath before returning to Toki’s wet swollen lip and soothing it with a gentle purr. Toki moaned under it, feeling Magnus’ lips part once more to breathe it in, taste and savor him. He closed the gap again, and Toki prepared himself for a second onslaught, only to feel the comforting pressure of a tongue grazing the afflicted area, warming and easing the distant pain that was quickly turning into a fleeting memory. Hanging off Magnus, Toki smiled at the wet tickle, at the hand that massaged him and tore away any rational thought, but as the tongue flicked at the center of his lips, a single thought arose. He waited for that final lap and, once Magnus was close, nipped at him, returning that bite with another. He watched Magnus’ eyes open in surprise, and felt his breath shift, quicken with excitement. 

“Oh?” Magnus’s grin flared with desire. “Think you can spin this in your favor?”

Toki wasn’t prepared for the question, but now that it was up there, only wanted to prove Magnus that he could. He already forced the man into a pool… forcing him on all fours would be cakewalk– 

“Mr. Wartooth? Are you there? Is everything alright?”

Both turned, eyes cast down on the swaying phone. Toki rolled his eyes. “Just gets a burger!” he yelled.

Magnus nudged him. “No tomatoes.”

“With no tomatoes!” Toki added, then, catching Magnus in the middle of an approving nod, slid his large hand up his neck and grabbed Magnus by the roots, basking in his satisfying hiss before forcing him into another fierce kiss.

[cjrae]

How Do You Know It’s Finished? Or: Does God actually have a plan?

A Priest Walks Into A Bar is one of my favorite episodes of Lucifer. Full stop. Season 1 gets a decent amount of flack for some tonal issues as they were finding their feet, but if you’re looking for episodes that deal with the Big Questions, Season 1 really sinks it’s teeth into them. 1x09 deals with a larger question within the context of a more intimate one. Does God have a plan? More specifically, does he have a plan for Lucifer?

What we’re essentially asking is the question of pre-destination versus free will. Given that free will is one of the standard responses to the problem of evil, let’s take a (brief!) look at the Problem of Evil.

The Problem of Evil

The Problem of Evil is the logical contradiction that arises from the following axioms. If God is all of the following:

1.) omniscient - all-knowing

2.) omnipotent - all-powerful

3.) omni-benevolent - good

Then why does evil exist? If God is any of the two, but not the third, then the state of the world is perfectly explainable. An omniscient and omni-benevolent God knows everything and is good, but lacks the power to resolve the problem of evil. An omnipotent and omni-benevolent God is all powerful and good, but lacks the knowledge of all evil in the world - evil is capable of hiding. And an omniscient and omnipotent God that is NOT omni-benevolent means that God has deliberately created evil for Reasons.

(It is worth noting that the idea of God embodying all three of these axioms is a very Christian concept of God, but given that the character of Lucifer originated from John Milton’s famous Bible fanfic, Paradise Lost, it may be fair. Of course, Gaiman himself is Jewish and some Jewish thought tends to drop omniscience from the equation. We’ll come back to this, because if you have a God that can change, then God becomes much more interesting in a narrative structure.)

This is, as you can imagine, a logical contradiction that has fascinated theologians and philosophers for centuries, but the most popular resolution within popular culture is the concept of free will. In other words, evil is our fault, not God’s. The ability to choose gives the very concepts of good and evil relevance, in fact.

Free will has plenty of problems, but its issues are irrelevant in terms of this discussion because we are dealing with a fictional universe, where free will and the axiom of choice work very well within drama. And within the universe of Lucifer, free will exists. Choice is a central theme because everyone in the universe self-actualizes to an extent.

Humanity chooses their final destination based on their own subconscious judgment (God is completely uninvolved). Angels literally control their own appearances and abilities subconsciously. Lucifer’s devil face (and later his entire transformation) are manifestations of his own self-hatred while Amenadiel’s fall and the restoration of his wings (but not his ability to slow time) are based on his judgment of his own virtue and his connection to humanity.

So, let’s wrap this back around to the big question - is the universe predestined or not? Do our choices actually matter or does God have a plan and your choices are an illusion?

Predestination

One of the things that makes 1x09 work so well as an episode is watching patterns come together. 

A parent without a child tries to reconnect with and guide the child of his lost friends, who has gotten himself into trouble. That leads him into Lucifer’s bar - where Lucifer just happens to have recently gotten involved with investigating homicides. Once Lucifer’s involved, Chloe gets involved when they find the head of the program murdered, leading them to Conor and the Spider’s operation. Which leads to Conor being literally put in the middle of two men fighting over him and being forced to choose between their very different visions of his life. Father Frank then chooses to put himself between Conor and the Spider, getting himself shot, which leads to him dying in Lucifer’s arms.

We know that at one point God had a plan - Lucifer confirms that. In fact, it’s the central tenant of Father Frank’s faith. The idea that all of his pain and loss had a purpose behind it is how he deals with grief and finds meaning in a loss that can and has broken people before him.

It’s Lucifer who points out the obvious - that killing a young girl and two loving parents in service of the Plan is cruel. It leaves two people behind who are broken in the exact same way, but who deal with it very differently. Frank finds faith and turns to helping others where Conor becomes extremely vulnerable and prey to the predators of the world like the Spider in his own search for a place to belong.

Perhaps that does a good job of illustrating the different choices available to people, but how much of a choice did Conor actually have? He was a child without the coping processes of an adult, grew up in foster care, clearly bounced around the system and so desperate for love and affection while also mistrusting healthier expressions of those emotions due to being (unwillingly) abandoned by his dead parents that he was drawn into a criminal drug operation in an attempt to find his place.

if we believe that this was all a plan, then both Frank and Conor’s choices were illusions. Yes, they made choices, but their circumstances and environments shaped those choices.

In a system like this, think of the choices people make in terms of a physics problem. If you’re looking at a single atom, it is chaotic - able to go in any direction. But, put that atom in a sea of other atoms, in various environments and you can start to predict with reasonable accuracy how the group is going to behave - which other atoms it might bond to, how it’ll react under pressure or with the introduction of other elements. Patterns begin to emerge. 

Lucifer had just put out a fragile tendril of friendship before watching it be cut away with Frank’s tragic fate, his friend’s last words suggesting that all of this was to simply put Frank in Lucifer’s path for…what reason? To remind Lucifer that his Father has a plan? That his Father isn’t done with him, to imply that all of Lucifer’s suffering up to this point has a Purpose? A role he is being shaped for?

Lucifer already knows this. Lucifer has already rebelled against this. Frank’s fate is just more evidence to Lucifer that his Father’s plans are needlessly cruel and manipulative.

And, honestly, Lucifer has a point.

Can God Change?

Earlier, we talked about the Problem of Evil. However, the role of God changes dramatically if we drop one of the axioms - and I would argue that Gaiman, as well as the Lucifer show runners have done just that.

God is, frankly, far more interesting if He is capable of change, just like our main characters. The biggest issue with the traditional Christian interpretation of God is His very perfection, which makes Him utterly static. A perfect deity is, well...boring. Especially within the context of a narrative.

At it’s heart, Lucifer is a show about family - the families we come from that shape us and the families that we create around us - and how the two can and do merge.

Imagine the frustration of a God who loves His son, has all the power in the world to effect change - but doesn’t know how best to employ it? Who didn’t see Lucifer’s rebellion coming and reacted out of anger or frustration or even sorrow, possibly understanding how things went so wrong in retrospect, but unsure how to reach out to a child who was holding that much anger and self hatred? How would that parent try to help their child? Do you give them space? Do you actively punish them so that they understand the consequences of their actions? Do you passively stand back and let the consequences of their actions play out so that they learn and grow?

Given how subtle divine intervention is within the show, it’s reasonable to assume that God is mostly trying to stay out of things - after all, why bother with free will if you don’t let people exercise it?

Free Will

We know that choice is important within the universe of Lucifer. So, if God is looking at humanity like a social physics problem, then He probably has a pretty decent idea of how general patterns will pan out and the divine intervention, as such, is much more subtle. Father Frank, after all, has a number of different ways he can attempt to help Conor, but he chooses to go to Lucifer Morningstar, a club owner known to grant favors.

Father Frank is a priest - presumably he believes in the Devil. He may not believe, when he first steps foot in LUX, that the man in front of him is the actual, literal Devil, but the absurdity is enough to rope Lucifer in. So, where did Father Frank get the idea to go to the Devil for help?

Well, we’ve got the luxury of having an episode told with God narrating it, so let’s briefly poke the bear that is 3x26 - Once Upon A Time.

Aside from arranging for Chloe to be born, God is very specific that He is NOT controlling the situation. In fact, in order to run this little experiment, He only makes one, tiny change. He moves a bullet a few inches to the left and John Decker survives the assassination disguised as a robbery.

The central question of 3x26 is, “Did God’s plan of putting Chloe in Lucifer’s path actually change anything?” And the answer at the end of the episode is a fairly clear ‘no.’

“And some, no matter how you shake things up, are drawn to the same people, the same passions. So all seems to have ended well, does that mean I never should have manipulated things to begin with? I have a better question: wouldn’t you, in my shoes? After all - a parent just wants what’s best for their child.”

Who knows whether God planted the idea or not, but a priest walks into a bar to ask the Devil for help.

Once that happens, the patterns continue to play out, but there is room for each individual choice to matter. Conor could have chosen to shoot Father Frank and prove his loyalty. Father Frank could have chosen to try to pull Conor out of the way of the bullet instead of stepping in front of it.

But they make the choices they make and in the end, Father Frank again lies dying in Lucifer’s arms, insisting that his choice was worth it because Lucifer’s Father has a plan - but the subtext has changed. Father Frank dies believing his death will serve the Purpose of showing two lost sons that they are loved.

The Messenger

The parallels here are not subtle. Conor and Father Frank are very much a reflection of Lucifer and his Father. Except that, in Lucifer’s eyes, Father Frank is fighting for Conor whereas he was abandoned. This episode is the first time that Lucifer is asked to question that basic assumption about his life.

Father Frank: “God has faith in him. In all of us. Even in our darkest moments.”

Lucifer: “You really believe that, don’t you?”

Father Frank: “I do. Why don’t you?”

Lucifer: (looking visibly uncomfortable) “Because he didn’t have faith in me.”

Father Frank: “I felt that way once too. But now I know, deep in my heart. God has a plan for me.”

Lucifer: (scoffing) “Oh his plan for me was quite clear.”

Father Frank. “How do you know it’s finished?”

From Lucifer’s perspective, that question should be terrifying. His Father’s plan has already gotten him sent to Hell to rule over the damned for all eternity. What more could God want from Lucifer?

I would argue that what God wants is quite simply what’s best for his son - his child who believes so throughly that he is damned that he’s manifested a completely different, horrific face to punish himself with. Lucifer doesn’t believe in second chances. So He shows him one.

Conor chooses not to kill Father Frank, twice. He chooses to stand against the Spider. Those choices cost him, but the cost of his actions doesn’t negate their importance. In the wake of losing Father Frank, Conor again chooses to help the police, taking down a drug operation that was preying on vulnerable children inside that foster center, which will presumably make L.A. a slightly safer place for those kids.

Chloe sees the potential for good in the consequences of this night, and she speculates about that to Lucifer. But Lucifer’s in no state of mind to hear it. What he does do, however, is significant. He allows himself to feel pain and, rather than numbing it, as we see him fail to light the cigarette, he yells at his Father.

The dialogue is one sided and angry, but it’s implied that this may be the first time Lucifer has spoken to his Father since he became the Lord of Hell. This is a relationship that had been depicted as broken beyond all hope of repair, both sides having shut down communication with the other.

Father Frank’s sacrifice changes all of that. Yes, the priest gets to fulfill his desire of helping Conor make a different choice, a better choice. But he’s also a messenger. The subtext becomes less, “you are being shaped for a role” and more “your Father still loves you and has never given up on you.”

What if what God’s initial goal was to simply get his son to talk to him?  

Redemption

The next episode, Pops, is very revealing when it comes to Lucifer’s internalized guilt that he won’t be able to begin voicing until the end of season three. The things he says about Junior’s relationship to his father again parallel his own estrangement from his Father.

Anne: “That ungrateful kid was given everything and he threw it all away. But it didn’t matter. He was still the favorite.” (emphasis mine)

Lucifer: “Because he was worthy of his father’s love! And he had a chance at redemption until you ruined it!”

This exchange indicates that God’s desire for reconciliation is mutual. That doesn’t mean that either party wants to go back to the way things were - Lucifer doesn’t want to change who he is or what he’s done, whether he regrets it or not. That’s impossible and he knows it. But there is a desire to move forward, and for Lucifer putting the past behind him is very much about leaving Hell and it’s throne firmly behind.

But getting to that point of reconciliation is already going to be hard enough without Lucifer trapped in the same spiral of anger, guilt and pride.

So God reaches out, using a priest who has a shocking amount in common with Lucifer, to try to begin mending the breach. The consequences play out far beyond the end of 1x09. In the climax of Season 1, as Lucifer lies on the hangar floor, bleeding out, we see him open a dialogue again with his Father. Yes, he’s desperate, but would he have believed that asking his Father might do anything if it hadn’t been for Father Frank?

And this time, we see God answer. When Lucifer is desperate for help, his Father doesn’t abandon him. Instead, he gives him an opportunity. Moreover, he gives him an opportunity on Lucifer’s terms. The only way his son knows to ask for help is to offer a deal - sacrificing Lucifer’s own agency in exchange for Chloe’s life.

Yes, it’s a sign of Lucifer’s growth over the season, but it’s made clear that Lucifer going back to Hell was always a much more likely possibility than Lucifer himself ever wanted to accept. Lucifer came to earth with multiple backup options to get back to Hell - first Amenadiel, who will happily drag Lucifer back. Then the wings, which he burns and finally the Pentecostal coin that we see Lucifer playing with over and over again. Lucifer has planted the seeds of his own escape from Hell.

God’s intervention is subtle. Again, all He does is make a slight change - He moves the Pentecostal coin from Malcom’s possession back to Lucifer’s. The biggest difference is that He lets Lucifer know that he’s involved at all.

[sonderrow-moved]

This is a headcanon I say I’m gonna write properly but I won’t probably. So here you get the unedited me talking on Discord headcanon.

Archer was way less bitter when younger, he spoke with way less sarcasm and dark humor. Instead, he believed himself to be near invincible, untouchable. That he could attain success with little effort. He knew how to take social cues to make someone feel secure and in trust. He was very soft spoken, but gave a lot of humoristic replies and bit of sass to his peers to retain respect. He was outgoing and was the kind of (seemingly) extroverted guy who knew how to notice a smarter looking introverted and show them he noticed them―this brought Archer loyalty from both outcasts and more popular folks.

Truth was that he was actually an introvert himself and hated being surrounded by people. But he was too young and dead inside/numb to following those type of social gain instructions that he never noticed. Even asked about his suicide attempt during college post his 20 years anniversary, he had no idea what to say.

On the darker side, after school, Archer was pushed to gradually numb himself to others’ pain. He was already prominent to sociopathy and narcissism due to his social manipulation and focus on personal gain, but it was his upbringing that tied the knot. He would beat people who could fight back, then people who were helpless, then watch mostly teens his age and children being abused in front of others like an expensive show.

At the same time, there were his frowned at sexual preferences of ephebophilia (a primary sexual interest towards mid-to-late teens, around 15 to 19, though I personally range Archer from 13 to 17). At first he thought he just liked his peers, but the more he aged, the more he didn’t feel anything for anyone in senior high school and college.

Because he believed himself to be straight, he naturally drew the conclusion that just like most guys like a younger female partner, he was doing the same.

The problem was with boys, there was on way for him to really know what was going on; he only was shown examples of boys being abused in front of him, and even then this was committed primarily by women. Archer thought that past the initial disgust, fear and indifference, he developed a finer taste, just like a finer taste in wine.

After knowing boys and gaining their trust, Archer would show a lot of predatory behaviour. The issue was that nobody could really notice, because he was himself young, went on dates (and was active in talking about it so). And on top of that, boys loved him. The preference towards being around boys instead of girls was again never questioned because “Oh boys hang out with boys that’s normal”.

He never outright raped and younger boy. He was doting and soft, which didn’t make any kid question themselves because they were taught how to fear way older men who would try to hurt them. Archer brought them love, attention, lecturing, mentorship and gifts. How he got his way was some inappropriate touching here and there, or way too much talk r-rated subjects. In terms of tension, he was very much like how he seems so constantly flirty like with Hœnir in the present without actual sexual penetration or kissing. At the same time, he didn’t do anything he believed would seem questionable were as the kid would tell his guardians.

Those preferences still show after his trip to prison. Atop of still being flirty, when looking at adults, he at I’d say 90% feels strongly attracted to those with smooth skin, younger features and light coloured hair.

However, an issue Archer meets is that just like some people with those type of sexual interests, his predatory tendencies bring their own fantasies (though they are what they are―fantasies, which he never deeply thought about), and when meeting someone as an adult when he knew them as a kid, Archer strongly tends to only see “This is the kid I met, he is exactly the same only in a bigger body”. It brings him to “start where they left off” and get way touchier than he is with the average person. Like a longing lover. And denies that person of any adult-like characteristics they might have (it doesn’t help that his dominant attitude make people more submissive, have a hard time asserting themselves). To see someone like that as a real man/woman, he kinda needs a pretty big slap. That slap comes with two conclusions: violence or a plea  to still like him.

I imagine it would have been much more healthier for Archer to have a simple friendship with Hœnir* (edit: talking to dear Hœmun but this applies to anyone involved in Archer’s past verses), since despite his social persona, they genuinely bonded. Before any physical preference, Archer’s attraction, platonic or romantic or anything, is primarily defined by intelligence.

He was entirely the type who’d wait for someone younger to grow up and become a legal adult before sleeping with them, or officially date them.

Only he never was able to, since he was thrown into arranged marriage very early on; he had been to meetings of potential candidates since he 16. It was settled in stone in his mind that he would marry a pretty lady and have pretty children.

Archer knew how to deal with younger people having a crush on him. He had girls (pre-est relationship on tumblr) try to kiss him “that’s what boyfriend and girlfriend do, I wanna be your girlfriend”, and he always told them. “Come back when you’re an adult and we’ll see” with a smile and a kiss on the forehead or cheek.

Those preferences still show after his trip to prison. Atop of still being flirty in attitude towards pretty much everyone, when looking at adults, he at I’d say 90% feels strongly attracted to those with smooth skin, younger features and light coloured hair.

However, an issue Archer meets is that just like some people with those type of sexual interests, his predatory tendencies bring their own fantasies (though they are what they are―fantasies, which he never deeply thought about), and when meeting someone as an adult when he knew them as a kid, Archer strongly tends to only see “This is the kid I met, he is exactly the same only in a bigger body”.

It brings him to “start where they left off” and get way touchier than he is with the average person. Like a longing lover. And denies that person of any adult-like characteristics they might have (it doesn’t help that his dominant attitude make people more submissive, have a hard time asserting themselves). To see someone like that as a real man/woman, he kinda needs a pretty big slap. That slap comes with two conclusions: violence or a plea  to still like him.

[fandom-smut-shots]

Jughead - Comforting Serpents

Title

Comforting Serpents

Pairing

Jughead Jones x Reader

Fandom

Riverdale

Summary

"You're heartbroken and alone after your brother dies. The teenage Serpents come to cheer you up."

Empty.

That was all you could feel as your eyes fluttered open and your brain tip-toed into consciousness. Your eyes were tired from the endless tears they released the night before. Your chest felt heavy with pain and sorrow. You wished you could switch your brain off for a day and not think about the things that had led to you feeling so empty and broken.

Reluctantly, you sat upright, swinging your legs over the edge of the bed. You gathered your tangled locks and threw them into a messy bun atop your head. Clad in only pajama shorts and a tank top, you shuffled out of the warm comfort of your bedroom and out to the hallway.

Your brother had died two days ago. Your phone was immediately blown up with unread messages and ignored calls from everyone you knew but never spoke to, offering condolences and inquiring if you were alright.

Living on the Southside, it was expected that your home life wasn't great. You and your mother rarely got along, so when you turned sixteen, you got a part time job that paid you enough for a cheap, run down apartment. Your mother approved of the move and you'd barely spoken since.

Now, you'd have to meet with her to discuss funeral arrangements for the one person in your family who'd always been there for you. But you couldn't deal with it today. Today was a day of wallowing - sitting alone in the dark with movies and the small amount of food in your kitchen.

A knock sounded at your front door. Someone had a different idea of how you should spend your mourning.

Exhaling a sigh, you released the deadbolt and peeled open the door. Your puffy eyes widened at the sight that met you.

On your porch stood Jughead, Toni, Sweet Pea, and Fangs, each carrying some sort of contribution.

"What are you doing here?" you questioned, cringing at how cracked and raw your voice had become.

The girl offered you a small, sympathetic smile. "We heard what happened. We're here to cheer you up."

She sauntered into your apartment with her arms full of your favorite movies. Behind her entered Sweet Pea and Fangs, each of them holding bags of food.

Then entered Jughead, holding a carrying tray of coffee cups. Smiling softly, he handed you the one which had your name scribbled on the side.

"(F/drink) with extra flavor," he stated.

"Thanks, Jug," you whispered, accepting the drink before closing the door.

You weren't a Serpent - you weren't even related to a Serpent. But you'd known the teens who had become Serpents since you were children, and you'd come to know Jughead when he moved to Southside High. They were your best friends, but you hadn't even told any of them about your brother.

It wasn't a matter of weakness or worrying that they wouldn't understand. You knew them better than that. But you often felt like a burden, thanks to how you'd been raised, and you didn't want to go whining to your friends when they had their own issues to deal with.

"You guys didn't have to do this," you murmured as they set up the food on the coffee table in the living room.

"What are you talking about?" Toni countered. "You're upset. Rightfully so. Why wouldn't we be here?"

"I... It's just..." You crossed your arms as you often did when you weren't sure what to say. "You know you're not obligated, right? I love that you're all here, but you don't have to be."

Your words clicked in the brunette's mind and she wrapped you in a hug. Your chest clenched at the contact - no one had hugged you since you'd found out about your brother. You hadn't realized how much you needed it.

"(Y/n), you're an honorary Serpent. We take care of our own. Wherever you need us, call. We'll be here."

You nodded, burying your head in her shoulder. You stood that way for a moment, the three boys watching, unsure of how to respond, before Toni let go and smiled at you. She pushed you towards the couchwhere Jughead grasped your hand and pulled you down to sit between him and Sweet Pea. Your heart raced at the close proximity, and you hesitantly rested your head on the beanie-clad boy's shoulder. His arm wrapped around you immediately, holding you close and secure.

Toni stood before you, a smirk on her plump lips as she held up a familiar DVD case. Your eyes lit up as you read the title of your all-time favorite movie.

"I figured we'd start with this," she stated, putting the disc in the tray of your DVD player. She then sat on the floor in front of you, leaning back against your legs.

"Dig in, (Y/n)," Jughead told you, gesturing to the bags of takeout. "We got your favorites."

"We went to three different shops because Jughead insisted on getting you (F/dessert)," Toni teased, knowing without looking at him that a blush was dusting across his cheeks.

A giggle escaped your lips. "Thank you, Jug."

His lips tweaked into a soft smile. "Anything for you."

Four movies later, it was dark out, and three of your four friends had fallen asleep. Toni was lying on the floor, Sweet Pea leaned against his side of the couch, and Fangs had fallen off the couch shortly after dozing off, leaving only you and Jughead to be engaged in the film.

But the raven-haired boy's focus wasn't on the movie. His stormy grey eyes were fixed on you, observing how your whole demeanor had changed since they first arrived that morning. You were calmer, healthier, and, dare he say it, happier. They had fulfilled their goal of cheering you up, but one thing still gnawed at the back of Jughead's mind.

"(Y/n)," he whispered, careful not to wake his comrades.

You turned to look up at him. "Hmm?"

He tried to form a sentence, but his articulate literature skills seemed to evaporate as he gazed into your (E/c) eyes. Instead, his hand found your jaw, holding your gaze on him. He leaned in, tilting his head and closing his eyes before brushing his lips against yours. You stifled a gasp as your own eyes fluttered closed and you returned the kiss. If you were honest with yourself (and Toni, because she figured it out even before you did), you'd been crushing on Jughead since the day he transferred to Southside. You never imagined he could possibly return the attraction.

"I really like you," he whispered against your lips.

"I like you too," you managed to respond, your voice shaky with nerves.

He grinned, kissing you soft and quietly. He pulled you closer against his chest, watching the rest of the movie with a genuine smile on his lips.

From her place on the floor, Toni smirked to herself before falling back to sleep.

[tanadrin]

Has anyone ever tried framing the benefit no-fault divorce in the language of market efficiency? I am 1000% sure this is not an original argument, but I wonder if it’s ever been used as a component of actual campaigns to legalize it.

In societies without divorce, abusive or malicious partners have less incentive to work on their abusive behavior, because once a marriage is solemnized, the spouse cannot leave (and in societies where women are expected to be dependent on their husband, the effect is strongly enhanced); therefore, an abusive spouse or a bad partner has little incentive to improve their behavior, except innate human empathy, which is clearly insufficient if they’re abusive or malicious in the first place, because it is difficult for their partner to leave them. In theory their partner could leave, but as a matter of law and interacting with the bureaucracy they’d be married, and significant social and legal difficulties would follow them because this personal status could not change.

Societies with stigmatized divorce (traditional Jewish divorce, many countries with divorce laws on the books in the period before they adopted no-fault divorce) have the same set of incentives, only partially weakened. The conservative argument that making it difficult or impossible to abandon a marriage (favoring the repeal of no-fault divorce or, e.g., the creation of marriages with special status, the “covenant marriage”) improves incentives for both parties to work on their marriage ignores situations where marital problems are asymmetric in nature, and the person whose behavior is making their spouse’s life difficult is content (or more content) with the status quo. Social pressure to behave well to one’s spouse is also insufficient, because abusers are, particularly, known to be able to present a charming front to other members of the community, to the point where targets of abuse are often disbelieved.

No-fault divorce (and later marriage, and economic freedom for women) makes it harder for bad partners to find mates. They still do, of course, because human relationships are complicated, but the primary effect of the factors contributing to “instability” in modern relationships is that, in fact, people are better able to sort their pool of potential partners, which is also bigger, since one doesn’t have to marry the first person they sleep with, and children don’t have to be had while the couple is very young. If you can be choosier, you can weed out the jerks sooner (in theory), and jerks will find less success in the dating pool.

Therefore, I would predict, if this theory were correct, that rates of spousal and child abuse would go down in the wake of the abolition or decay of traditional, patriarchal expectations around marriage and childrearing. Thus, modern marriage, though it still has faults like being an ad hoc welfare state of two, should be much better at creating an environment in which to raise children, and should produce children overall with less traumatized childhoods, than historically. Measuring this effect would be complicated by the fact that traditional societies, or conservative and insular religious ones (here I’m thinking of orthodox Jewish communities, or conservative Christian ones, or all of Europe and North America before, oh, say, 1950, or whenever this issue became incorporated into the feminist movement) are likely to not discuss and not report child abuse and spousal abuse to the authorities, if these actions are even illegal. The reported rate should actually spike as norms shift away from conservative attitudes to marriage, and people report abusive spouses to the police to protect themselves and their children. Once they can rely on such reports being taken seriously by the police, and their family supporting their decision to leave an abusive partner (or just a toxic one, but it’s not illegal to be a gigantic jerk), only then should we see a decrease in the statistics, which would have lagged behind the decrease in the real rate for some years. There are likely to be other additional variables which I have not accounted for that you’d need to account for to get an accurate view of how flexible family structures affect child/spouse abuse rates.

One potential objection: single-parent homes have worse outcomes for children; this seriously challenges the above theory. But has anyone compared the outcomes of children in single-parent homes with the outcomes of children in abusive two-parent homes? Because if the option is “suboptimal family arrangement” versus “abusive family arrangement,” the former seems preferable to me when it comes to raising children who are well-socialized and happy. A great deal of non-systematic literature has covered the idea, from the children of such homes, that parents who divorce because their relationship is extremely dysfunctional are preferable to parents who stay together and are miserable. The prevalence of single-parent homes is also closely tied to poverty, and no one has sufficiently disentangled the two statistically, to my knowledge, to produce an actually useful result, much less a policy prescription that amounts to more than “keep adults who no longer wish to be together in a relationship with each other.”

Being able to select one’s partner freely also has advantages where formerly functional relationships become dysfunctional; and as optimistic as the view is that improving an existing relationship is better than social instability, no one who has advanced that view seems to support, say, additional state funding for marriage counseling, much less having it covered by health insurance, or seems to be in support of state funding for additional social services to address the issue of child abuse or spousal abuse, which become far more serious when the abused cannot escape without serious social and legal disability--and, for women, who would normally be housewives in the idealized marital arrangement envisioned, economic disability. Nor do they advocate delaying marriage and childrearing, which seem especially important to me in societies where you get to choose a life partner only once; people in their teens and early twenties are not at all known for being able to make resilient life choices that stand them in good stead until the day they die.

Note: arranged marriages, I predict, should be even worse as childrearing environments from this perspective, since the person who makes the choice of spouse is not the person who has to live with it. The alignment of incentives is basically terrible--which reflects, in many cases, the history of marriage as a property transaction among men, not a childrearing arrangement between a man and a woman.)

Note 2: also, to be clear, I think even in suboptimal arrangements, most marital relationships are or can be mostly non-dysfunctional. That certainly doesn’t mean they’re optimal for human flourishing, to say nothing of the flourishing of children specifically. A functional marriage is not the same as a happy one, and a society even with many happy marriages is not the same as a society with many happy women, who, as the ones with the least economic freedom, are the ones who always seem to get the shortest end of the stick in these social structures.)

Final note: I’m sure there are interesting statistics on self-reported happiness in more constrained, traditional marriages. I also think it’s interesting, though, that violent crime in the U.S. has been declining since the 90s, 20-30 years after child abuse became a feminist issue, and the general availability of no-fault divorce. Lead is a persuasive explanation, but is unlikely to be the only contributing factor. Can’t find any good statistics on domestic violence over time in the U.S., but as I said above, I would expect the reported rate of that kind of crime to rise over time, even as the actual rate was falling. And I hope it is not controversial to observe that men abusing their wives tends to be more acceptable in societies with traditional and restrictive views on marriage. Poverty may be a confounding factor there--but I also expect that happier and healthier generations of children, less likely to pass on their parents’ dysfunction, are going to be better at leading lives with good economic outcomes, and thus that, over the long term, one of the ongoing contributors to economic growth is that we’re getting better at raising our children, and not routinely abusing and traumatizing them. Like, we forget this, but there have been ages of the world in which raping your wife, beating your children black and blue, forcing your daughter to marry someone against her will so he could rape her, and giving the baby a sparrow with broken wings to play with until it was crushed to death were all perfectly normal things to do, and that some of these things were perfectly normal in living memory in the Western world. And I could easily imagine that one of the reasons past societies have been more violent, poorer, more xenophobic, and more stagnant, was that everyone was by our standards constantly traumatized by their shitty upbringing. Is it a coincidence that in the 19th century, the temperance movement saw a society in which alcohol abuse was so rampant that it would be better to ban it altogether than try to convince people to use it responsibly. Now we think of them as hand-wringing moralists, but I think that their observations might have been pretty reasonable--but they only saw the symptom, not the underlying disease.

[fowlerconnor1991]

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