#i id as archie!

[couch-house]

i hate her stupid wig hair why did they never FIX IT...

[borrelia]

Sonic Old Man Yaoi/Old Woman Yuri Knockout

TWO pairings with the LEAST votes will be eliminated

Intros to each pairing below

Gerald Robotnik was Eggman's grandfather, introduced in Sonic Adventure 2. He made a false deal with Black Doom to create Shadow the Hedgehog in exchange for the Chaos Emeralds, making them both Shadow's dads. They definitely banged and had some kind of toxic mess of a relationship.

Grimer Wormtongue is a nasty little assistant to Ivo Robotnik in Fleetway Sonic the Comic. He is extremely devoted to his cruel master, which is for sure a sexual thing.

Ebony the Mystic Mog and Pyjamas the Psychic are two characters from Sonic the Comic who appear briefly in a Knuckles story, then become minor recurring characters that take in Super Sonic from the streets. They appear as old friends in their introduction and are implied to live together. If these two aren't married, it's only because Mobius is homophobic.

Blockhead Bill is Mighty's dad in Sonic the Comic. He is a very confused old man who convinces his posh "business associate" Society Max to assist him in taking down his nemesis the Crimson Cobra. This involves Max eating a magic mandrake root and becoming a giant dinosaur, which Bill rides around to cause destruction. idk about you but I'd only let someone do that to me if they were my funny little lover.

Mephiles the Dark and Iblis are two halves of the sun/time god Solaris, introduced in Sonic '06. Iblis is kind of just a big fire monster I think but Mephiles orchestrates this whole plot through the course of the game to re-merge with Iblis and form Solaris. Which sounds like some pretty twisted villainous gay devotion to me.

Ixis Naugus and Ian St. John are characters from the Archie Sonic the Hedgehog comics. Naugus is some kind of evil wizard who enlists the help of Geoffrey St. John, Ian's son, with plot things. I can't decipher Archie plots sorry. When Naugus first contacts Geoffrey, he expects him to be his father Ian. From @mischeva: "why are you wanting to talk to geoffrey’s dad? hm naugus? kinda….kinda interesting." Image also provided by mischeva, ty :)

Starline and Eggman were allowed in by popular vote, mostly by Eggman's qualifying age. Dr. Starline is a character from the IDW Sonic the Hedgehog comic. He is a fanboy and devotee of Eggman, restoring Eggman's lost memories and assisting him in his Metal Virus plot. Starline eventually plots to betray Eggman, as he believes himself smarter and more genre-savvy than his idol. He is of course wrong and Eggman beats the shit out of him and kills him to death. Starline is sort of like gen z's Grimer, kind of the tumblr sexyman dark academia Grimer, in that he's younger and prettier than Grimer, but he probably still wants to fuck that old man so bad.

[sonknuxadow]

average sonic unleashed fan

[spiderman616]

could you do a complete ranking of every issue of archie

im gonna be honest man youd have to pay me to do that

[owlfacenightkit]

Here Tales of Arcadia fandom have this

[klugpuuo]

keep getting distracted by how fucking cute everyone is in this stupid issue........

[usuallynerdyfeminist]

i hope as a fandom we can all put aside any unresolved feelings about the finale to still give it all the love it deserves! this show has been insanely groundbreaking for representation and yet the day after the finale came out they took it off the main page of max and it only came up bc it was trending number one. which is amazing that it’s number one, but i hope that we can get it the numbers it needs to give it a chance to keep going.

i would understand if they let that be a series ending but frankly i feel like mostly everyone can agree that the finale could’ve should’ve been longer and it’d be nice for them to elaborate on the themes they were pushing so fast in the last episode

[bireggiemantle]

so like... we can all agree that they're emphasizing uncle franks homophobia and archies support of kevin so much because he's gonna be bisexual right

[arsenicflame]

what symbols/motifs do you associate each of the OFMD characters with? preferably a different one for each character, and something simple!

(ie izzy with swallows & spades, stede with lighthouses, etc etc etc)

[couch-house]

I think this is how this guy works idk i didnt read the comic

bonus

scourge is gonna try to kill that guy

[mikey-stardust-way]

Got ropped into reading the archie comics, and here's some silly Nack stuff~

[sonknuxadow]

you know i do wonder how many sonic characters actually have living parents. like knuckles is the last of his kind so obviously his parents arent around anymore. both guys who could be considered shadows dads are 100 percent confirmed dead. sonic is canonically an orphan im pretty sure. and on the other side of the coin cream is like the only character in the game cast who has a living parent we actually see onscreen. but what about everyone else i dont think theres a straight answer for any other character. other than rouge's mom being mentioned a couple times i Guess but we dont even know anything about her or if shes still alive just that she existed at some point. are these kids constantly putting themselves in danger because they dont have parents around to stop them or because their parents just dont care

[eastvillages]

okay i wasn't going to post this. but i bought archie’s jacket. then i found a paper in the pocket. IT WAS THE PAPER VALERIE SLIPPED IN IN SEASON 1.

[antisisyphus]

i wish we got more of the parents side of things from riverdale. is there ever an ep where the cast plays their parents as they went to hs?

[barbatoskisser]

Whoecer cooked this pizza tonight deserves millions of dollars

Real rn

I love whoever they are this is the best pizza ive had in years (i usually dont eat pizza nor like it)