#i hope you realize just how mediocre and unsafisfying your career field is after youve spent 8 years and 100k on a highly specialized degre
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To whoever ate the other half of my sandwich in the time it took me to go pee I hope you wake up with at least five canker sores
#FUCK#THAT WAS MY FUCKING FOOD!!!!!!!#MY PASTRAMI!!!#i hope you burn in the darkest pit of hell#i hope you dont realize somebody pissed on the public bathroom toilet seat until youve sat down in it#i hope your firstborn grows up to become an andrew tate stan#i wish with all my might for your harvest to wither and a plague of greed to fall upon your neighbors#i hope you deep fry something and the oil explodes all over your kitchen. not on you. only your kitchen and 300$ espresso machine#i hope you forget a chocolate bar in your ass pocket and squash it all over your jeans when you sit down#i hope your legos get melted together#i hope the lead on every pencil you ever pick up snaps when you try to write#i hope your seatbelt locks up while the next off ramp is 20 miles down the highway#i hope you realize just how mediocre and unsafisfying your career field is after youve spent 8 years and 100k on a highly specialized degre#i hope the soap never fully washes out of your cups and you can taste it with every drink you take#i hope you get a popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth that you can pinpoint with your tongue but your fingers can never find#i hope you swallow a dorito the wrong way and you feel every excruciating millimeter it travels down your esophagus#i hope you drink something that scalds your tastebuds before being served your favorite food#fuck you.#foodie#sandwhiches#food#mmmmmm
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