#i hope this answered your question 😂

[torgawl]

Do you think Rizzley- I mean Wriothesley classifies as a dilf

it seems we have a particularly serious matter in hands so i would like to conduct a through evaluation before announcing the final verdict.

dilf, also known as dad i'd like to fuck, a contemporary word to denote an attractive older man who's usually a father. i collected a few pieces of evidence to back my statements and i'll proceed to go into further detail now so please stay with me.

exhibit a: dilf is a mindset, dilf is a lifestyle. time isn't real, a child can be made anytime

exhibit b: he's hot. scientists claim global warming has worsened since he was shown to the world... coincidence? definitely not.

exhibit c: he has enough cake to feed a whole family, therefore he is a caring family man. gotta respect the grind

exhibit d: he keeps the stickers his very tiny friend keeps adding to his gauntlets. very dad behaviour

exhibit e: this right here was worthy of paying child support and tuition fees (he clearly wanted to fight)

exhibit f: daddy. no further commentary.

*clears throat* after this through and careful examination i hereby declare that rizzley does possess enough qualifications to be awarded with an honorary dilf title. case closed *hits gavel*

[themeraldee]

I don't know if you're getting sick of the body type questions, but on one of your most recent asks you said, "It's not that I think that he will be immediately attracted to a larger size. He most certainly will throw all sorts of jabs and sarcastic remarks," and hooooo boy does that fulfill some kind of pathetic fantasy in me. I was wondering if you had any little tastes of like, what that would look like? The idea of being so disgusted with a girl because she doesn't fit his idealized image and slowly melting because she just has a force-of-nature personality that sees into his soul? Sounds great, give me 20.

I'm really just wondering of like, things he would say or think as he's going through it.

Deffo not getting sick of it!!! I read this in the morning and spent the entire day thinking back to this. Still somehow I don't have the perfect answers. I gotta say snappy and clever dialogue is such a weakness of mine that whatever I think of for this probably won't flow how I want it to so excuse that pls 😂

At first he'd treat her with 0 respect, dismissing her like any other office drone whinging in his ear about something they need from him. When her post turns more permanent and she doesn't scurry away at the first sign of discomfort he pushes it further, seeing how much more she can take. It's a lot less about insulting her weight and a lot more about getting under her skin and dealing with his own issues of getting increasingly more attracted to someone with a societally less desirable body.

He looks her up and down before making comments such as:

"I didn't know Vought hired women your size."

"Whew, must be real confident to wear a dress like that."

She has heard it a thousand times, men always just try to get the upper hand, wanting to be the dominant one in the exchange. While there's no question about his power, he acts just like any other man who thinks insulting her weight will magically make her turn skinny.

At first I imagine him ogling her, unabashedly staring at her ass or tits, watching as she walks or bends over. It's less about getting his dick hard and more about the condescending superiority because he feels like he's doing her a favour as according to him, pfft, who else is gonna look at you like that?

But really he always looks forward to her nonchalant responses anytime he tried to jab at her with yet another fat-shaming joke. She so doesn't take him seriously and it's such a nice change of pace that he's hooked on their interactions.

"Cookies today, huh? Still not had enough?"

"No actually, I brought some for you. The team had too many leftover so I thought I'd share."

"Well it's not like you need anymore." He's so caught off guard by the nice gesture that he has no choice but to default to more rude remarks.

"Just eat the damn cookie." He relishes in the way she shakes her head, rolling her eyes with a tiny hint of a smile.

---

"What in the christ are you drinking now? What kind of calorie bomb is that, it smells fucking awful."

"It's literally just a matcha latte, it's actually a little bitter - want to try some?"

And it's the little remarks or acknowledgements she sends back his way that get him a little too riled up. Because she has no issues with 'standing up' to him. Oops suddenly he's ogling her for a whole different reason. Jaw clenching, head swimming with thoughts of parting her soft thighs and feeling them squeeze around his head—

Until he's the one actively seeking her company because she's a breath of fresh air and doesn't cower in front of him. And he wants her so fucking bad. She offers companionship when nobody else is willing to have an entertaining conversation. It reaally doesn't take long for him to be desperate to be held by her soft body and have her words softly whispered in his ear.

[rampantram]

How did henn and helob meet? Was she caught in one of his traps?

Lenn’s head was throbbing.

Consciousness came like a brick to the head as her eyes fluttered open. The bright moonlight made her groan, feeling a knife of pain stab at the back of her eyeballs. Stretching her back, she quickly found that she was restrained, hardly able to move her arms a centimeter from her sides. With a panicked gasp, she dropped her head forward, eyes widening at the sight of her body wrapped from neck to toe in a bundle of spider silk. 

“H-How…” she muttered to herself, already feeling a bead of sweat run down her temple. The last thing she could remember was being chased by heretics of the Old Faith, all while making a mess of her escape: stumbling into bushes and catching nearly every overgrown root with her feet as she made a desperate sprint in the opposite direction of their screeching calls and glinting swords.

Then, she remembered a scuffle, something she had no chance to witness as the world began to spin, leaving her faint and limp. Oddly enough, she didn’t remember hitting the hard, cold ground.

She was beginning to put together why.

Being mindful of her breathing, she struggled against the strong layers of webbing, her knees tucked to her chest and affording her no aid as she tried forcing them forward against her silken prison. It was growing difficult for her not to hyperventilate in panic.

Then, a sound caught one of her long ears, sending it upright: joyful calls and hollers, somewhere to her right. Turning her head as best she could, she spotted two figures, both dressed in unfamiliar garb, romping around in an open field just outside the woods, flakes of snow just beginning to fall from the cloudy, gray sky. Joy overtook her as she opened her mouth for a loud holler, only for her lips to be closed shut by something that felt almost like solid bone.

She shuddered a breath through her nose as warm air blew over her neck, sending her fur to stand on end. A deep, sinister chuckle rumbled next to her left ear, making her shiver. She didn’t want to look, worried that maybe whatever was there was somehow worse than her own imagination, but she glanced slowly to her side anyway, letting out a muffled squeak upon seeing the large, purple-irised eye blinking right at her.

The monster let out another low chuckle, revealing said eye to be on his forehead - one of three - as he craned forward, drool dripping from his fanged mouth as he smiled at her excitedly.

“Such pathetic little morsels~” the giant spider mused, a lilt to his voice that almost sounded like an accent, “But so good for a midnight snack, mmm?”

Lenn was shaking, her entire cocoon shuddering like a leaf in winter, which only made the spider laugh more, though he was sure to keep his volume low so as not to alert her only possible saviors, who she could hear laughing to themselves in whimsy.

“And how should I cooks the little bunny, hm? Perhaps…roasted over a fire? Or maybe I’ll make it into a stew~” Lenn’s fear was becoming unbearable, feeling the stipple of anxiety in her chest as well as the racing of her heart. She stiffened as another one of the spider’s sharp legs grazed along her opposite cheek. “Or perhaps I’ll just eat it raw? I do loves the crunch, crunch, crunch of their little bo-”

CRUNCH

Lenn bit into the monster’s arm as hard as she could, her buck teeth driving directly into the joint of his leg. She immediately felt her cocooned body sag a bit, the monster having released his grip on her, one of his sharp legs scratching across her binds as he recoiled back in shock.

Lenn hit the ground hard. She thrashed to escape the remaining strips of silk and scrambled to her feet, hearing the pained hissing of her former capture quickly fall quiet as she hopped over some brush and weaved through the trees. Like her escape from the heretics, she didn’t have a plan for where she was going - just anywhere from here.

As she ran through the dense trees, she listened for any sign that the spider was following her - the snap of a branch or rustle in the trees - though she hoped he’d given up and saw her as too-difficult-prey. Fortune didn’t seem to be on her side, however, as something suddenly hit her in the back. She felt herself lifting off the ground.

“No, no, no, no, no!” she muttered in a panic as she thrashed midair, spinning herself every which way and grazing the dirt with her feet. Spotting an old, fallen arrow, she hurriedly grabbed it up by the sharpened head, paying no mind to the way it cut through her palm and under her fingers as she fumbled it behind her, desperately sawing at the piece of silk that had stuck to her back just as she began to lift even higher.

She felt the force of her body weight as she landed on hands and knees, shockwaves of pain traveling like lightning through her shoulders and hips. Looking up, she saw a large, fluffy, purple blob falling down towards her. With a scream, she scrambled to crawl forward, feeling one of the giant spider’s legs pinch at her side before roughly turning her to land on her back. He landed right over-top of her, all eight legs surrounding her like a spindly cage, save for the one she had bitten earlier.

The giant spider laughed, grabbing at her foot as she tried to scramble backwards, dragging her through the dirt back below him. “This little bunny is quick on her feet, hmm?” Despite his smile and jovial tone, he looked annoyed - really annoyed. Lenn flinched as he grabbed at her cut up hand, raising it for inspection before eyeing her mischievously. Her eyes widened as he opened his fanged maw, purple drool dripping down his chin as his tongue hung from his mouth. She tensed and cringed, her eyes shut tight as he dragged his large tongue over her bloody palm, with her making little, frightened sounds of protest until Helob let go of her arm. “So much fuss for one meal. I might just eats you whole right now to avoid anymore trouble-”

A rustle in the nearby brush snapped his attention away from her, his three eyes narrowing as his irises shrank to knife-like slits. She thought of attempting another escape but felt another one of his legs pin down into her shirt, effectively trapping her as he stared in the direction of the growing noise beside them. Looking for herself, she saw a sheep emerge from the darkness of the woods.

I-I thought they were all… she gulped, wondering if she was already dead and had entered some sort of hellish purgatory.

The spider’s smile widened, looking more genuine. “Ahhh, my number one customer~” he crooned, not moving his leg from her shirt as he adjusted his posture. “Dangerous wanderings in the woods once more, hmm?”

“Yeah, I mean - the usual,” the lamb replied casually, a relaxed smile on their face. Glancing down at Lenn, their ears lowered slightly, eyes quickly returning to Helob. “You seem busy yourself.”

Helob hummed sinisterly. “Mmmm, just gathering up a little snack…” His impatience was beginning to show, the large pair of external fangs near his mouth clicking once, then twice, before relaxing again.

“Oh, well, as it so happens-” Reaching under their red fleece, the sheep produced a rather hefty-looking bag of what sounded like gold coins. “I was actually hoping to run into you today, so…”

Helob’s eyes narrowed, his smile hardening. The sheep waved the bag around during his silence, jingling the golden currency inside. Lenn, meanwhile, was holding her breath and looking tensely between the two.

“Mmmmm, very well, Lamb,” Helob finally conceded. Lenn exhaled quietly as he unpinned her shirt, “I accept your generous offerings~” Taking the bag of coins from the lamb, Helob skittered back, allowing Lenn to shakily stand on her feet before quickly moving behind the lamb. Helob’s eyes narrowed thinly again. “Don’t eat them all at once…” With that he rose back into the trees, making a show of some noise they could confuse with him traveling away before falling completely silent.

He listened as the lamb introduced themself, Lenn reluctantly doing the same. She thanked them for saving her, which they waved off casually before tending to her bloody, drool-covered hand. The lamb’s attentiveness made Lenn blush slightly, and Helob could feel an irritated rumble grow in his chest. Helob counted the coin Lamb had provided - 500 whole gold pieces, just as he had estimated - as he watched them talk. Lenn obviously needed settling down before the lamb could convince her to come to their grounds, something Helob suddenly found…bothersome.

He watched as they both moved into the woods from the direction the lamb had originally arrived, soon disappearing from sight. His festering was interrupted soon after by a glint from something left behind in the clearing. Lowering back down, Helob picked a small pocket watch strung on a silver chain from the ground. It was downright tiny - small enough to wear around one’s neck as the chain implied - and shined under the silvery moonlight like a star. Turning it over, he saw the front was decorated with an engraving of a rabbit sitting on a crescent moon.

“Hmhmhmhm…” Helob chuckled to himself with a grin. “The little bunny dropped her tiny trinket~” he mused to himself, his interest peaked at the question now on his mind: would she come back for it, despite everything that’s happened? With another low, sinister laugh, Helob rose back up into the trees, tucking the small trinket into his body fluff for safe keeping.

[razrogue]

D&D Character Asks - Gan

1. What influenced or inspired the creation of this character?

They were originally created in the Dragon Age universe as a cousin to my HoF, Briva Tabris. I wanted my Tabris to have some family for post DAO and decided on a cousin that would travel with her (since I didn't want Shianni or Soris to fill that role). I've brought them over to BG3 now (which I'm basing these asks off of) because they weren't tied to another central story and they are my evil/morally dubious character for RPing those things.

5. What creature would they like to have as a pet?

A ferret - I've made their love of ferrets carry over to multiple universes where I've used them (Dragon Age, Fallout New Vegas, Wasteland 3, Baldur's Gate 3). Why I chose ferrets, I couldn't tell you but I think they are adorable lol

7. Is there anyone they’d die for? Kill for?

Die for? Absolutely not. Let's get one thing clear, Gan dies for no one. Kill for though? A handful of folks - Astarion, Minthara, Shadowheart, Étoile (@omgkalyppso OC), Ixbalam (@meishuu OC), Penelope (@bhaalbaaby OC), and their family if they ever decided to get over their self imposed exile from them.

8. Who was their first love?

A femme elf I wrote about in this post

9. How would this character react to someone confessing their love for them?

So it depends on the circumstances but if we're talking about the normal one of someone they're involved with, it still depends LOL.

If it's a situation where they weren't expecting it because they had completely different ideas of what they had with the other person, they would listen and gauge whether or not they needed to say those words back to them. If they can get by without having to say them and just react kind of similarly through action to keep the person from being brokenhearted they will do that instead.

If they are kind of expecting it and they feel a bit like the other person, they will verbally express caring about the person but not love.

A confession of your love for them does not guarantee they will be confessing love for you. Only when they are ready will love be expressed 🤷🏾‍♀️

10. How old is this character?

Gan is 138 at the start of Baldur's Gate 3

18. What is their favorite spell or method of attack?

Method of attack - melee sneak attack with daggers coated in a paralytic poison

General spell - Disguise Self

Spell in combat - Greater Invisibility

[exquisitetomarrymortcorpse]

If we get our part of the corpse at a bad time/can't finish it, can we have it passed along to the next person so that the chain isn't disturbed? I'd love to participate but am afraid I can't 100% commit

I'm so pleased you've asked this! 🥹 I know it's hard to commit to an event - especially when I can't make proper guidelines until the From is through 💀- so questions like this are invaluable.

The way I've decided is most manageable will be to put all our names in a randomiser. I will start by randomising those who will be OK going first or last and continue by taking the first and last person and putting them aside to randomise the rest of the names together.

This will create the event's "Timeline", as I've been referring to it as. I'll go in afterwards and add each person's estimated start date and end date and send out that list to everyone - however! I will not finalise the list until a few days later because I'll wait for those who may have conflicts to reach out to me - once I'm certain everyone is satisfied with their timeframes, I will share the list again. It shall stand as the event's official Timeline.

Now, on the very possible chance something may come up for a participant that leaves them unable to work within their selected timeframe, I'll reach out to all the remaining people and see if we can make a quick and painless swap. If this does not work, I'll check in with the final person and see if they won't mind moving their portion back to accommodate our wayward friend!

I will do everything in my power to make it so everyone who wants to participate can. But, if there does come a situation that can't be altered or adjusted, we will unfortunately have to continue on without them. The chain must go on!

But please don't fret! We can always host another exquisite tomarrymort corpse down the line 🥹

[redhead-batgal]

Why do you wanna do rewrites, I quite like your 'old' fics, do you not like them?

I am in a different mind set and place then I was when I originally wrote some of my old stuff. I adore a good chunk of my old writing but there are two things in particular I look back on and feel so ashamed because I know I could have done better and you guys deserve better from me. Since it seems that no one really has any specific ones in mind those two will be the only ones rewritten and if you guys truly like the original I will keep those available for you to read. I however want you all to have my best work because that is what you deserve.

I am not always the best to myself but seeing that my writing connects with so many people and can make them happy makes me want to give you all I can. And if there are specific fics or writings you don’t want me to touch feel free to let me know! I adore all of my followers and mutuals for allowing me to share my writing and inspiring me to keep writing more!

I hope this helps in clarifying my reasoning and I hope that you feel comfortable enough to let me know more things like this! Because I love hearing for you all!

[steelycunt]

who on god’s green earth does a fifteen hundred word essay word limit serve i would just like to know . 🚬.

[btsmosphere]

In supercharged, is any of the other boys going to have love interests? :) & how slow of a slow burn is it? I love it so far oh my god!! Can’t wait for more hehehe I love enemies to lovers

heyy I'm glad you're enjoying it!! thanks for the ask🥰I'm not going to give major spoilers, but I'll put my answers under a cut since it is about future parts of the story💜

as for the other love interests, there is one side pairing which is already established between the boys, and you'll find out who they are! but they aren't a focus, altho I have thought of a whole backstory for them hahahaha.. but nothing dramatic! and I defo have another ship in my mind which hasn't made its way in here lol

hmmm so as a slow burn I'd say it's pretty slow🤣I defo took the approach of exploring the build-up of reader and jk's relationship, so we get a fair bit of juicy enemies content in the next few chapters (considering the first two are mainly setting up the plot), before they start to discover more about each other and go through different situations. romance doesn't come until very near the end, but there will be no shortage of content of the two together, I promise!!

but in classic me fashion, I took a while to get to the right moment. I really took myself on a journey writing it, so their emotional bond is going to be the forefront before romance arrives... I hope you enjoy the ride as we get there👀(I hope I'm explaining ok, but you'll have to judge as it goes on! for me, the bond really forms the foundation for their relationship, so idk, certain things might not happen until later, but some of my fave scenes are actually from the middle of the story. it's all still meaningful for them getting together)

anyway most of the chapters are similar in length, and you can see all the future chapters in the masterlist to get an idea of how long this is haha

[kindahoping4forever]

When 5sos say the show is available on demand what does that mean? Like what platform is it available on, I don't see it on YouTube? Thanks for the help!

I'm glad you asked, I've seen a lot of confusion about this!

This release is being handled as a movie would, so it's available on the platforms you would typically go to rent or purchase a newly released film. For example, in the US, I see it available on Amazon, Google Play, Vudu, Microsoft and YouTube Movies. (These are US links so if they don't auto redirect to your country's version, try searching on your store!) It looks like pricing is generally in the same range (Amazon is a bit higher, go figure), $3.99 for a 48 hour SD rental, $4.99 for HD and $9.99 to purchase in SD, $11.99 HD.

I assume the promise of "more territories soon" refers to the platforms listed above possibly not being available in all countries (I believe Vudu in particular is US only) and they're working on getting it on similar rental/purchase platforms worldwide.

The continued usage of the phrase "on demand" rather than "streaming" leads me to believe that there are currently no deals in place with a subscription service (such as Netflix, Apple, HBO, Disney, Hulu, etc) and that it will remain exclusively on these types of rental/purchase platforms unless something changes with the licensing.

Hope this helps! 💙

[rosicheeks]

10, 27, 50🥰

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Nah. Like you said there’s infatuation at first sight.

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Yes 😭 I’ve had a few poems sent to me on here either through anon, DMs or posting one and saying I’m the inspiration behind it.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

That’s pretty complicated lol

[freak-vy]

It could be ether really lol, I was more thinking of Envy having a harem but a harem consisting of the 3 Envy’s would be halrious

If it’s the harem of Envy’s it could be with one of the Elric brothers, imagine Ed or Al just having to constantly balance their attention between all 3 En’s because if they don’t the other two would get jealous XD

Or with Envy having a harem every person within a 10 feet radius just falls head over heels for him (Ed,Al,Ling,Roy,etc), to add a bit of angst, after the second person gains a crush on them En starts thinking it’s one big joke because he can’t fathom one person let alone two actually wanting him, but they all smother and spoil him with the love he deserves

(Sorry if this is a lot 😅)

I do like the concept! Though, a few issues for me personally. I find that my max in terms of writing characters all at once is three XD writing poly type relations while keeping individuality at the same time is hard in writing.

So it would either have to be like, Ed interacts with them all separately or something? (also, side note, I haven't read the manga -i know sue me lol- so I'm not sure how manga Envy is different from the others 😂) generally, I know that 03 Envy is a lot more brutal, has more lore, and there's a lot more hatred there. Where as Brotherhood Envy is like, jokey/flirty. And, granted, I haven't seen the 03 anime in years 😅 idk if I'm even still able to represent him lol.

BUT I'm rambling.

With the second idea, I love that Envy is just getting all the bitches 😝 I agree, Envy is definitely the kind of person (homunculus) that would attract attention. He's always boastful, flamboyant etc. He loves attention! Though, I also love the idea that once he actually has the attention, he has no damn clue what to do with it/thinks it must be a prank. It's simultaneously hilarious and angsty 😜

I see this one being some sort of series of interconnected one shots where Envy is getting fawned over, that are all emotionally connected or something like that. (Not sure if I'm capable of all that 😂 but I'll put it on the list bc I genuinely do like the concept!)

[mobius-m-mobius]

Random question! What are your five favorite YouTube channels?

Hey there, thank you for the ask!! Random questions are so fun and I'd love to have a better answer for you than this but unfortunately my use of Youtube is primarily streaming music or checking for misc Owen related uploads 😅

Never seen an influencer in my life lol and don't actually subscribe to any channels either but there are a couple I do check out from time to time!

Free time's at a minimum and I don't get around to playing video games like I used to so NicoB's Let's Play content has always been really fun to watch, his Danganronpa playthroughs gave me life years ago and while I haven't checked in for a while I was just about to start his Master Detective Archives: Rain Code run even though I own the game lol. Plot sounded fantastic but minutes in the mascot character gave me a headache so his voiceovers should be a big improvement 😊

The other is by a Thai backpacker named Sunny who has a really awesome travel channel updating several times a week. His content is super genuine with regards to the good and bad of every experience (plus no product sponsorships or placements), English subs are always available, and overall he's just a chill, kind person with a lot of respect and interest for the local culture so it's easy to follow his travels and learn a lot too!

[tonguetyd]

What's happening in that beautiful brain of yours with III right now

I mean other than mild cringe at myself being unable to read and thus embarrassing myself in his comments section?

Pretty much the same thing as usual when I look at him which is just

And as always.

[buck-star]

“Don’t you love me?” | Bucky Barnes

𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 -> Soft!Dark!Boyfriend!Bucky Barnes x Girlfriend!Reader

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲 -> Bucky asks you for play with your pussy a little longer because he just loves it.

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 -> 568

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 -> 18+, Minors DNI, smut, using of a toy, overstimulation, manipulation

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 -> Gimme soft!dark!bucky + sex toys please, I need my man as I build my drawers❤️ @imtryingbuck

𝐀/𝐍 -> Filthy, Soft!Dark!Bucky for you, bestie. Hope you enjoy. And Enzo could build the drawers with you together.😂❤️

Masterlist | Bucky Barnes Masterlist

“Give me one more, doll. I know you can do it.”

You shake your head, sweat running down the sides of your head. Your body is shaking, and you're overstimulated. Only whimpers and broken moans are leaving your lips while the toy he holds tightly in his hand is pressed against your clit. His other hand, grabbing your waist, is holding you in place. Bucky sits on his knees between your legs, smirking at you, while he looks from your pussy into your eyes and back at your pussy.

“Don’t you love me? Would you love me then you would come for me again.”

Bucky removes the toy from your clit and you take a shaky breath. His blue eyes roam over your body until he reaches your face. He pouts and looks so disappointed that you don’t love him. Or at least not as much as he loves you because you don’t want to come again for him. Not even when it’s what he loves so much to see your eyes roll back and your slightly parted lips. The way you grip the sheets or his arm when your walls clench violently, he adores your red cheeks, and the way you scream his name while moans leave your lips. But don’t you love him enough to do what he is asking for - just one more orgasm this night.

“Bucky, please. Don’t look at me like that.”

“But you don’t love me.”

“I-I do love you. B-but-“

“Then let me make you come once again,” he says, pleading with the way he looks at you.

You shake your head, tears filling your eyes. You love Bucky, you really do, but your pussy is so sensitive already. You don’t know if you could handle another orgasm just yet.

“Please, doll.”

Bucky will make you come if you say yes or no. But he will be gentle when you give him permission to make you come once again. He isn’t someone who asks, and especially not someone who says 'please', but with you, he is a softie sometimes. Seeing the way your eyes light up when he is all soft and lovely to you warms his heart. But in bed, he still prefers to be in control, making sure you know who you belong to. He leans closer, kissing your tears away, then he kisses along your jawline. His eyes are still focused on yours while he waits for you to answer his question. And you do when you nod your head softly, giving him permission to make you come once again.

“That’s my good girl. So pretty! I love when you come for me. Then we can take a nice, warm bath. I will take good care of you and of my pretty pussy, doll.”

He then smirks and places the toy against your clit, turning it on and enjoying the way your back arches. Your fingers dig into the sheet, and your eyes roll back. The softest moans leave your lips; your pussy hurts, but the pleasure that is growing in your belly is way too good to make him stop playing with your clit.

"Please, c-can I come?” You ask, breathless, but he shakes your head.

“Let me enjoy my view a bit longer, doll. You’re doing so good for me. Such a good girl. I love you so much. Look at her; she is dripping; she needs my attention,” he says in awe and looks at your entrance, which is glistening from your arousal.

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[neferaskingdom]

♡ Serving Up Some Chemistry | OP81

NEFERASKINGDOM

Summary: A quirky YouTube host invites rising stars Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri for a BBQ episode in honor of the Austin GP. Amidst hilarious banter and messy sauce spills, she and Oscar discover an unexpectedly adorable connection.

OSCAR PIASTRI MASTERLIST | MAIN MASTERLIST

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Surprise! 🚨 In honour of the Austin GP, we’ve got a special episode coming your way featuring none other than Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri! 🤠🍖

We’ll be trying some Texas BBQ and answering your questions—so drop them below! 👇 Let’s see if Oscar can handle the heat and if Lando can manage not to spill sauce on everything. 😆

Comments:

landonorris:

Can’t wait! Hoping I won’t embarrass myself too much. 😅

oscarpiastri:

Super excited for this! BBQ and questions? Sounds like a great time!

user1:

This is going to be epic! Can’t wait to see Lando and Oscar together!

user2:

OMG, the BBQ challenge is going to be hilarious! 😂

user3:

I’m ready for all the chaos that’s about to unfold!

user4:

Y/N, you’re going to have the best time! Can’t wait for this episode!

user5:

Excited to see how Oscar handles the heat! He better be ready!

user6:

Lando’s going to spill sauce everywhere, I can feel it! 😂

user7:

This is the best surprise ever! Bring on the BBQ!

user8:

The chemistry is going to be so fun to watch!

user9:

I just know this is going to be a classic episode!

Instagram Post by yourusername:

The episode is finally OUT! 🎉 Had the best time with landonorris and oscarpiastri—thank you both for being such great sports and handling the BBQ challenge like pros! 🤠🍖

Hope you all enjoy watching it as much as we enjoyed making it! Check it out on the channel now. 🙌

Comments:

oscarpiastri:

Had a great time! Thanks for having us, I’ll definitely be ready for round two. Maybe with less BBQ sauce next time? 😅

landonorris:

It was a blast! I’m still recovering from the sauce overload, but we’ll be back for sure! I’ll even bring an extra shirt 😂

user10:

They need to come back! That was the best thing I’ve ever watched!

user11:

The way Oscar was smiling the whole time—he’s definitely down for round two!

user12:

Lando being the messiest eater while Oscar just tries to survive? ICONIC.

user13:

The episode was pure gold! You three had the best energy!

user14:

Lando’s laugh is contagious! I was cracking up the whole time! 😂

user15:

Oscar was a whole mood trying to keep it together while eating BBQ! I need more of this trio ASAP!

user16:

The chaos, the laughs, the flirting—it was EVERYTHING! 😍

user17:

OMG, Oscar looked like he was about to faint when he first saw yourusername! He was so smitten. 😍

user18:

I can’t with how Oscar turned bright red when yourusername wiped the BBQ sauce off his chin! That was the cutest moment ever! 

user19:

Lando’s commentary had me in stitches! “Oscar, try not to drown in her eyes while you eat!” 😂

user20:

Their chemistry was insane! Every awkward pause just made it more adorable. I can't stop replaying it in my head!

user21:

“Can I get a little help with this sauce?” — Oscar was serving vulnerable and I am HERE for it! So smooth, Oscar! 😏

user22:

Lando saying, “Don’t get lost in her eyes while you’re eating, or I’ll have to save you,” was the best! He’s such a mess! 😂

user23:

The way Oscar shyly laughed at yourusername’s comments made my heart do flips! Can they just date already?

user24:

Their little glances and smiles were everything! I felt like I was watching a cute love story unfold right in front of me!

user25:

When yourusername asked, “Do you usually bring this much heat to a BBQ?” I was like, “Okay, that was smooth!” Oscar was totally flustered!

user26:

Honestly, the way they interacted was pure magic. They could literally sell me anything with that energy!

user27:

Lando is just a whole mood, trying to get Oscar to spill his secrets while keeping it light and funny! This was chaotic perfection!

user28:

I’m still thinking about how cute they were. Oscar’s shy reactions paired with yourusername’s playful teasing were too much to handle!

user29:

This episode was everything! I can’t stop thinking about how sweet their interactions were. I need more!

user30:

Their little glances and soft smiles were everything. Oscar’s flustered reactions were so endearing. ❤️

user31:

I can’t believe how much fun that was to watch! Lando being a mess and Oscar being adorable? What a combo!

user32:

I need behind-the-scenes footage ASAP! Their interactions were too cute to miss!

user33:

This episode was a masterpiece. Their dynamic felt so genuine. I need more content of Oscar and yourusername together!

Instagram Post by yourusername:

Race day vibes! 🏎️💨 Thrilled to be at the Austin Grand Prix and feel the energy in the air! Can’t wait to see Lando and Oscar out on the track today! Let’s go, papaya boys! 🍊🏁

Comments:

landonorris:

Let’s go! Can’t wait to see you there! 🏁

oscarpiastri:

Excited to have you cheering us on! Let’s make it a day to remember! 😄

user34:

Okay, but wearing his number and posing in his car? Is this a thing now?

user35:

I’m not saying you’re dating, but I’m not NOT saying it either! The signs are all there!

user36:

She’s literally living the dream! Can we talk about how adorable they’d be together?

user37:

Her rocking the 81 cap is giving major “I’m totally rooting for my crush” energy!

user38:

They better have some cute moments on the track today! I need content!

user39:

If she doesn’t end up dating Oscar after this, I’m going to be seriously disappointed. 😩

user40:

I see the chemistry, and I’m here for it! Can we get some couple content, please?

user41:

I bet Oscar’s heart is racing just as fast as the cars right now!

user42:

Can we please get some updates on this? I’m invested!

user43:

If they don’t end up together after this GP, I’m throwing a fit! The chemistry is undeniable!

user44:

I’m shipping them so hard right now! Someone make it happen!

user45:

All I’m saying is if I was in her position, I’d definitely be flirting with Oscar!

user46:

Wait, is she wearing Oscar’s number? 🤔👀 Something’s brewing here!

user4:

If they don’t end up together after this, I’m throwing hands! They’re practically destined to be!

Instagram Post by yourusername:

Nothing going on, just a shit ton of editing! 🎬✨ Can’t wait for you all to see the latest episode—it’s a tell-all with some juicy insights you won’t want to miss! Stay tuned! 🙌

Comments:

landonorris:

Oscar’s been whining about the new episode for days now. 😂 You’d think it’s his favorite show!

 ↪oscarpiastri:

I wasn’t whining! I was… politely asking. 😅

 ↪yourusername:

Oh really? I had no idea you were such a fan. I’ll try to make this episode extra special for you. 😉

 ↪oscarpiastri:

I already know it’ll be perfect, especially with your editing skills. 😄

 ↪charles_leclerc:

Oscar, you seem a little too excited about this episode. 😏

 ↪georgerussell63:

He's definitely excited. I’ve never seen someone so eager for an episode! 😂

user48:

Their banter is so cute! I can’t get over how sweet they are! 🥹💕

user49:

Oscar acting all shy is everything! They definitely have something special!

user50:

The way Y/n teases him? Major couple vibes! 😍

user51:

Lando just casually exposing Oscar's crush on Y/n is iconic!

user52:

I’m here for all the fluffy interactions! They need to get together already!

user53:

I can’t be the only one who sees the heart eyes Oscar has for her, right?

user54:

Oscar trying to play it cool but failing is the cutest thing ever!

user55:

The way Oscar and Y/n interact is giving me life! They are too cute! 😍

user56:

Oscar whining for the episode?? Yeah, they’re definitely crushing on each other.

user57:

The subtle flirting though?? I am obsessed. 🥺

user58:

They’re adorable! This is what I live for! Oscar is so soft when it comes to her! 💖

user59:

If they’re not dating after this, I’m going to be devastated. The chemistry is unreal!

user60:

Oscar’s got heart eyes for her, 100%! I’m here for the rom-com energy! 🍿

Instagram Post by oscarpiastri:

Not exactly the result we wanted today, but the team worked hard and I’m proud of the effort we put in. We’ll come back stronger next race. 💪 Thanks for all the support as always! Onwards and upwards. ✌️

Comments:

user61:

Oscar really thought he could sneak in that last photo like we wouldn’t notice… boy, we SEE you! 👀

user62:

Hold up. That last picture. Who’s holding your hand, sir? We need answers. 😳

user63:

Forget the race, who’s the mystery girl?! Man’s out here soft-launching a whole relationship!

user64:

Oscar: “We’ll get 'em next race!”

Also Oscar: casually holding hands with someone and trying to act like it’s no big deal. 🧐

user65:

You really thought we wouldn’t zoom in on that third photo? The fandom is about to explode!

user66:

Me pretending to care about race results while I’m over here like 👁️👄👁️ over that hand-holding pic.

user67:

Okay, but real talk… is that Y/n? Because I’m about to lose it if it is!

user68:

Oscar: "Tough race."

Everyone: "YEAH BUT WHO’S THE GIRL?"

user69:

Man, not you sneaking in a whole mystery date at the end. My detective skills are about to activate. 🔍

user70:

Is this Oscar’s way of lowkey announcing a relationship, or are we all collectively losing our minds?

user71:

Bro, you can’t just drop this and walk away like we’re not going to dissect every pixel of that picture. 😂

user72:

If that’s Y/n holding his hand, I’m officially shipping this HARD. 😍

user73:

Is that… Y/n?? Did Oscar just soft launch a relationship?? 😳

user74:

Me: focusing on the race results

Also me: WHO is he holding hands with?!

user75:

Nah, Oscar, you can't just sneak in a soft launch and think we wouldn’t notice! 😭

user76:

This race was cool and all, but let’s focus on what really matters. Oscar’s got a GIRL?!

user77:

Whoever is holding Oscar's hand, I hope she knows how lucky she is. But also... IS IT Y/N?! 🥺

Instagram Post by formula1gossip:

Spotted in the paddock! 👀 Looks like Oscar Piastri and YouTuber/host yourusername are more than just friends—caught sharing a kiss! 💋 Could this be the F1 romance we didn’t see coming? Fans, what are your thoughts? Is this the grid's new power couple? 🔥

Comments:

user78:

OH MY GOD I WASN’T READY FOR THIS TODAY!! 😱😍

user79:

STOP. OSCAR AND Y/N ARE ACTUALLY A THING?!? THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! 🚨🚨🚨

user80:

I knew it! I KNEW IT. The way he’s been looking at her in every interview was a dead giveaway. 🥲

user81:

This is so cute but also low-key creepy? Like, let them have their privacy. 😬

user82:

Nah, this was not on my 2024 F1 Bingo card but I’m HERE for it!! Oscar really said, “plot twist.” 🥵

user83:

Forget the race drama, THIS is what we’re all here for. 😂

user84:

I don’t know if I should be happy for them or freak out that the internet is creeping on their private moment. 😳

user85:

Okay but... am I the only one who feels kinda bad for them? Let them live! 😕

user86:

Man really went from “awkwardly flirting” to “straight-up kissing in the paddock.” Piastri’s got game! 💀

user87:

I need to know WHO took this picture because they deserve a raise for breaking the internet. 😭

user88:

Wait, Oscar really went from sneaky hand-holding to THIS?! Boy moves fast! 🤯

user89:

Okay, but if this is real, Oscar and Y/n are the cutest thing to happen to F1 since... well, ever. 😍

user90:

I’m dying at the fact that Oscar was so shy and now he’s out here making public moves. My heart can’t take it!! 🥺

user91:

This is cute and all, but also kinda invasive? Give them some space, people! 😕

user92:

How do I go from “aww, so cute” to “this is kind of a privacy issue” in one second? 😅

user93:

The way Oscar went from 0 to 100 real quick. Y/n must’ve unlocked his final form or something. 😏

user94:

Did we just collectively witness a romcom happening in real life? Oscar and Y/n, you have my full support. 🙌

user95:

Half of me is SCREAMING, and the other half is like, "y’all, this is kinda creepy… let them live in peace!”

Instagram Post by yourusername:

Well... cat’s officially out of the bag. 🐱💫

Comments:

landonorris:

FINALLY!! I’ve been keeping this secret for so long, I deserve an award for acting like it’s not disgustingly adorable every single day. 😩

 ↪yourusername:

Aww, poor Lando. We’ll get you a medal. Maybe one for “Best Third Wheel” too? 🥇😏

 ↪oscarpiastri:

Best third wheel and also the loudest complainer. You’ll be fine, mate. 😂

 ↪landonorris:

I WILL NEVER BE FINE. 😤

user96:

WAIT. DID HE JUST GIVE HER A FOREHEAD KISS?! I’m dead. 🥲

user97:

Oscar, can you fight?! Because Y/n is everyone’s crush now and you’ve got competition, buddy! 😤

user98:

Oscar is living the romcom life we all deserve. We need a movie adaptation of this STAT. 🎬

user99:

This was not on my 2024 bingo card but I’m HERE FOR IT. Y’all are too cute!! 🥹

user100:

Okay but… where’s the wedding invite? I need to start shopping. 💀

user101:

Oscar, how does it feel being THE luckiest guy in the paddock? 🧐 Asking for a friend.

user102:

Not gonna lie, I’m obsessed with this. Y’all are literally relationship goals. 🥰

user103:

Oscar out here being all shy and adorable while soft-launching the cutest relationship of the year. We’re NOT worthy. 😩

user104:

I swear if Oscar ever messes this up, the entire fandom is ready to throw hands. WE GOT YOU, Y/N! 👊

user105:

They’re that couple. You know, the ones who are so cute you can’t even be mad about it. 💕

user106:

If this was a movie, the soundtrack would just be us screaming "I ship it" on repeat. 🎶

user107:

Lando’s the third wheel and we love it.

user108:

Oscar and Y/n hard-launching their love while Lando cries in the background... the content we never knew we needed. 😭💀

oscarpiastri:

Couldn’t be happier to share this with you. 💛

 ↪yourusername:

Same. I love you, Oscar. 💫

 ↪oscarpiastri:

I love you too, always. 💛

 ↪user109:

Did they just say “I love you” in the comments?!? I’m unwell, this is TOO CUTE. 😭💖

 ↪user110:

Oscar dropping “I love you” casually like we’re not all DYING right now. 💀

 ↪user111:

Every time I see them interact, I lose more faith in my ability to ever find love this cute. 😩

 ↪user112:

Oscar and Y/n: existing

Us: screaming, sobbing, throwing up, planning the wedding. 🥳

[moonastro]

pac

how your future spouse will act around you

left to right(top)-> 1,2

left to right(bottom)-> 3,4

°DO NOT take this as literal, take everything with a grain of salt as this is purely and intendedly for entertainment purposes.

°Don't be afraid to give feedback and opinions about this post (as i would entirely appreciate it).

PILE 1-

i definitely see them being more them around you, like they are going to be so comfortable around you that how they act around you differs from when they are around other people. I see them literally having no restrictions around you, they will not be afraid to show their true personality and humour. i feel like this will be so important to them because they might have been judged with the way that they acted or were judged by just being themselves by previous relationships or friendships, for you, they are thankful and can actually live freely.

They will definitely also learn so many things from you, for example i see you telling them something and them not understanding so they will bring that up because they want to know what you know. or they cannot stand not knowing what you mean because they fully want to understand you. yeah, they will love to get to know you on a deeper soulmate kinda way. they will love experiencing new surprises from you by simply learning new things about you, that will excite them.

i see them being the type of person who ask 'have you eaten yet?' or 'have you taken your vitamins today?'. your health will matter so much to them, seeing you unwell will physically hurt them. if you answer no to any of the questions they will automatically act upon them. they do care about your well-being however they might not be so cutesy about it because for them it is a serious matter. so they might act very serious about situations like that. but that's only because they care so much about you.

i feel like their character will develop while being with you. i feel like they might pick up on some habits or characteristics that you have. for example, if your habit consists of biting your bottom lip when nervous, they will acknowledge that and start to do that too.

your fs will NOT be afraid to express their raw feelings towards you. they will constantly praise and compliment you so much that you might get tired from hearing it loll😭.

that is it for you PILE 1, hope you enjoyed that!!

PILE 2-

oh, they will be chaotic around you. they might tend to play fights, picking you up from the ground, teasing you etcc. however, i do think that playing around like that heals their inner child as such. they might also do questionable things that may shock you. like i see you two chilling and watching a movie and them randomly standing up and doing their skincare without mentioning anything.

they will constantly want to do everything with you, like their mindset is something like, if i have to see it you have to too, or if you go i want to go too. its mostly because they cant seem to imagine themselves being 5 minutes away from you 😂. no but for real, i honestly just feel like they find your time together precious and don't want to miss opportunities with you. they will be the type to take you on daily trips everywhere, like i mentioned before, they will love to spend time with you, especially while discovering new cute places.

i feel like same with pile 1, they will worry a lot about your health and constantly have to check up on you. like if sometimes you forget to eat breakfast or if they see a bruise that you didn't even know was there, they will freak out about it and will act like something major happened.

i see them being very honest around you, they will answer to your questions honestly and truthfully and i feel like if there are lies withing a relationship it is not sincere. i do see them being clingy though, like if they had a bad day and came back home they instantly hug and cuddle you to make them feel better. or if you are cleaning up they just come up to you and start hugging you.

that's everything for you PILE 2, hope you liked your reading!

PILE 3-

will have a stable view and way of doing things around you. will be humble and professional. i feel like they will be a very down to earth person who is quite traditional in terms of relationships. they are very loyal to your needs however, they may have a little routine that they do every morning or any other time of the day, for example may take out the trash in the early morning so you wont have to and let you sleep in or something like that. i feel like silent acts of service are their thing. they might not like to be in the spotlight and keep a rather low profile wherever they are.

might be quite nosey lol, may want to know what you are doing at what time. or may want to know what you are looking at on your phone and so on.

may express their love to you often, like you make them levitate when they look at you. but may be shy about it. like they'll only do it when they cant keep it in anymore then blush after they say it🥹. they are someone who would proudly admire you and talk sweetly about you to other people rather than directly to you.

may like to spoil you though, may take you out to dinner every week or book to go to a fancy restaurant once in a while. or whenever you show them something that you like, they remember and buy you the exact same thing without asking you about it. i feel like they would definitely tend to show their love for you by doing things for you rather than talking about it and so forth.

they might be afraid to disappoint you and are afraid to fail. but they are very good at easing tension, so whenever you feel stressed they know how to make you feel better.

yeah, i don't think they are good at communicating or may limit themselves due to the fear of letting you down. however, they might not take it lightly when you expose them on what they did wrong, they might not be into being tutored.

that is all for you PILE 3!!

PILE 4-

they tend to avoid direct confrontation. they definitely do not like conflict and will leave the situation if it gets heated. also, are very open to fix mistakes, they may ask about your opinion quite a lot and act upon your choices.

are very open to sharing their emotions and thoughts, they are not patient and may just say things that are on their mind. they may be an anxious human being and may seek help. they may like to talk about their mental health and ask your opinion of what to do about it to help. overall i think your opinion matters a lot to your fs!

they love sharing their ethic and moral beliefs to you. or they may be interested in getting to know about your beliefs. they also may be interested of your cultural background and may be eager to learn new languages and try different cultural foods. they may even like to listen to songs from other countries. they may also love to practise their traditions around you.

they may have difficulty concentrating and focusing so when they are told something they may be spaced out thinking about something else, you know?

they may also be the type of person who rejects offers easily, they may have social anxiety or anxiety in general so it may be difficult for them to leave the house. so that may start arguments between you two because you see the potential in them but they are just too afraid to persuade it and don't do anything about it.

that's it for you PILE 4!

I hope you all enjoyed this post❣️ please don't be shy to interact and share some of your thoughts on this post!!! thank you for reading💓