#i hope the weather is sunny when we get there so the lil guys can come out 🥺🥺🥺

[vdelicate]

GOING TO A CAT CAFE TODAYYYY

[b0nten]

BLUEBELLS, MINE ONLY.

[SYNOPSIS] ˚⁀➷｡ albeit rarely, rindou overthinks, but then he just stops and doesn’t think at all.

[NOTES] ˚⁀➷｡ i hope you guys like this!! part 2 for BLUEBELLS, YOURS TRULY. had such a fun time writing this and it’s just a lil goofy fic for lil goofy rindou and my lil goofy rindou enjoyers i love every one of yall!!!!

[MENTIONS] ˚⁀➷｡ reader smokes (she lights one cigarette), got inspired by jjk at one point but i’m not spoiling you, just pure chaoticness tbh

you can’t remember the last time you’ve been so excited. maybe when you got your scholarship? or when rindou asked you to be his girlfriend? who knows, but right now, you feel like you’re about to explode. you try to ignore ran’s messages, acting all offended he didn’t know you had to leave, but even when reading them, you can’t help but giggle and laugh and think about your oh-so-perfect plan.

“what’s taking him so long, though?” you wonder, and light a small candle. it’s grapefruit, and ran gifted you, blabbering on about how citrus makes the kitchen fresher. in boredom, you also slip a cigarette out of the pack, and put it between your lips, gently biting down the filter. the sweet taste of the watermelon spreads across the cellulose and you set the tobacco ablaze. “he better move quickly”.

meanwhile, rindou curses with every small push he’s subjected to. of course roppongi station is packed right when he needs to get somewhere fast. and not only that, but he also fucking lost the last last metro because he had no way to push himself into the wagon. fuck the hibiya line, fuck the salarymen and fuck everyone: now he’s gonna smell like sweat while he pleads with you not to break up with him.

“next station, ebisu. please disembark on the right side.”

one more to stop. next one’s his. he’s so ready for this, so so so ready. he’s got his little speech all planned out in his notes app, and he knows it by heart already. you’re not getting away and he’s gonna make you stay. he feels the adrenaline rushing through his veins. he-

a loud noise, light shake of the train and the lights suddenly shutting startle him from his reverie as he hears some belongings drop. god, he can hear that annoying sound even with stuffy ears.

“you’ve got to be fucking kidding me.” next, the sentence he’s been hoping not to hear echoes through the speakers.

we are terribly sorry to announce that the hibyia line is currently out of order due to technical difficulties. please stand by while we repair the train.

impossible. no, not today. please, god, let him do this one thing right. he can’t fuck this up today, have mercy on him. this one time only.

rindou exits the wagon, fingertips massaging at his forehead. he thinks positively, thinks wishfully, thinks pink and does calming exercises until, soon enough, he can no longer do so. so, him being him, being the youngest haitani, being impulsive, being the scare of roppongi and being rindou haitani, he just heads straight for the exit. once out, he bolts, and doesn’t look back: faster than in his extreme juvenile days, he runs so fast he makes the first 10-minute stretch in five. he doesn’t care for the people he pushes past, the ones that shoot him disapproving looks from the sidelines — he’s running the olympics — and he’s not about to give up. his medal’s just a little jog across the meguro river, that’s what he keeps repeating to himself.

and slowly, but for what feels like an eternity to him, but surely, he begins to recognize his surroundings — from the family mart around the yamate tunnel to the school support center — he sees them and starts to run faster. he reaches nakameguro in record time, and heads from the station straight to your apartment. he doesn’t care for the sunny weather or the overbearing heat or the nice surroundings that he always walks you home along, his goal is set straight.

he prays his legs won’t pass out on the way to 4-chome, where your apartment building resides, and pushes past everyone yet again. had someone looked at him attentively, they’d think he was some maniac running around to get his long-overdue heroin fix. ah, the duality of tokyo.

when he sees the familiar build, he sighs. “number 32, not really tall, grey, and large balconies full of greenery” he still quotes the text message you sent him, every single time he visits. it almost became a mantra these last years and it didn’t help that it all looks exactly the same, nothing having changed these last three years.

“haitani-kun! are you visiting y/n?” a familiar voice spooks him from behind. “oh, i’m sorry! did i startle you?”

turning around, he recognizes the owner of the voice.

“hasegawa-san! nice to see you!” he bows, and the little old lady just laughs. “yes, i am visiting y/n. how are you?”

smiling proudly at her correct guess, she signals him to the entrance. “i was out on a walk! but here, let me get you in.” scanning the magnet against the receptor, a small light flickers green and a mechanism does its thing behind the white plastic. rindou pushes the door with ease, allowing your neighbor to go in first.

“you don’t have to wait for me, i know that look when i see it.”

chizuru hasegawa. gosh, does he love that woman. she’s been your neighbor ever since you moved to 4-chome from your old apartment after a gas leak forced you out, and she’s been nothing but sweet and caring. she took care of you when rindou couldn’t: taught you how to cook (better), brought you meals during finals when you were not leaving your apartment because you had to study, helped you with commentaries for literature (rindou just sat there and listened, he liked reading soseki with you, but writing essays was too much for him) and overall acted like a sweet grandmother, ready to share advice with you whenever she saw something was bothering you during afternoon tea sessions on her balcony. hasegawa cared and still cares cautiously for the person he loves most, so he can’t help but love her too.

she was also a mistery. the wisest and most well-read person he’d ever come across, and he was sure there’s probably few to no other people that came close to her power of knowledge.

“look at me, rindou.” her voice is the same soft-spoken tune he knew, but it was still somehow threatening. almost like ran’s when he says “i’m not gonna be nice the second time around.”

“yes.” he gulps, and awaits for her next words.

“you look stressed, you think she’s gonna break up with you, don’t you?”he nods, “but you know she loves you too. and there’s no other person on this earth that y/n wants to spend her life with.”

a knot builds up in his stomach, and it’s like the reassurance he needed so badly for the last two weeks finally gives him closure. but still, how did she figure it out in … less than five minutes?!

“rindou, ” chizuru softly speaks again. “let me see the other ring.” once she points to the piece of jewelry, the boy’s eyes widen in disbelief and he clutches his necklace. shortly after, he rummages through his sweatpants’ pockets.

left, right, left, right, left, right.

with every vain grasp he feels his heart-pace quicken and the sweat forming beads everywhere on his forehead.

left, right, left, right, left, right.

“no, no, no way…” he touches every part of his body, trying to make sure he didn’t accidentally put the ring somewhere else, but when he reaches the verdict that yes, he’s probably lost it while he was running over here, his heart shatters and he is disappointed in himself.

head lowering and salt-water lining his waterline, he covers his face in frustration. it’s like the world fell on his back and now it refuses to get off.

“you’ve made this so much easier for me!” she laughs and rindou’s face drops lower than before. hasegawa reaches into her hand-bag and takes out a small, red, velvet box. when she opens it, rindou’s mouth somehow falls agape yet again.

it’s two rings, they’re insanely beautiful, only they seem to be inside out — the inner parts have intricate kanji engraved all upon them, adorned with a few beautiful stones, leveled nicely into the metal, while the outside is simple, brass, still shiny albeit obvious years of not being worn or cared for at all.

“you know, i once had someone like you.” the old woman sighs, “when i was young, i met a very nice boy. and to make a long story short, i lost him due to some unfortunate circumstances.” she pauses before speaking again, “y/n is the daughter i never had, and when i look at her and then look at you, i see us. me and.. the first boy i fell in love with.”

a shiver runs down his spine, hoping she still continues the story.

“you see, rindou… evil spirits are more than evil, they’re malefic, to put it nicely.” the boy tilts his head to the right. “they’re like a pest, only they don’t really die. they’re always gonna be around. tell me, you haven’t been sleeping, right?”

“yeah.”

“and for two weeks, wow, that’s a lot.”

he thinks he’s dreaming. what is happening?

“and you feel like your ears are blocked, am i right?” he nods again, “and if i may guess correctly, you either have dreams of someone smashing your head, or y/n’s. and you wake up with a roaring headache. aaaand.. a lot of intrusive thoughts?”

“hasegawa-san, how do you know all that?”

“change out the ring with this one.” she instructs and rindou, though sheepishly, slides his golden ring off the chain and replaces it with the other.

“why.. ” he looks at the woman, “why did my ears unstuff?”

she simply laughs, and swats her palm around in the air. “i’ll tell you when you’re older. now, go.” she puts the box in his right hand and gently folds his left one over it.

he looks at her with eyes full of hope. whatever the hell is up with this woman, he doesn’t know. and frankly, he doesn’t want to. for the first time ever, he feels somewhat scared of a person who has no way of tackling him in a fight.

she nods, and that’s rindou’s signal to sprint up the stairs. luckily the building isn’t tall, so the fifth floor — the one you live on — is just a few skips of stairs away.

when he reaches the door, he knocks. not once, not twice, tens of times, like he’s a broken machine.

“rin!” you greet him, “ho-”

“marry me.” he’s not asking you.

your jaw hits the floor. he’s just as surprised, why should he lie to himself?

“marry me, y/n.” clumsily, he gets down on one knee and opens the box. your hands cover your mouth once you see the ring. “i don’t care if you want to break up with me for the time you’re going back home, i don’t care if you want to break up with me because of some other reason, because i don’t want to. it doesn’t have to be this year, or next or the next three or five. whenever you want is fine. just—”

“of course i’m not breaking up with you, you dumbass!” you exclaim, offended. you look to the side, cheeks flushed and smile begging to rip your cheeks apart, “yes.”

“w-what?” rindou stutters. he couldn’t even comprehend that he’s asked you to marry him, yet alone that you’ve said yes.

“oh my god, get up already!” you pull him up by his shirt, and then down, close to your face. “yes, i’m gonna marry you. i don’t know for sure if this year, or next or in three or in five, but i’ll definitely marry you.” you parrot his little speech, giddy and delighted.

he takes the ring out of the box, and slides it on your finger. then, CRASH. his lips come down on yours mindlessly, and he holds your entire body so close to his, as if you’d fall apart into a million shards and disappear any minute now. and his head feels lighter and he guesses that whatever hasegawa may have done with those rings, they’re also probably gonna make his nightmares go away too.

“you’re coming with me.” you break the kiss to make space for announcement.

“what?” rindou malfunctions, “you weren’t gonna break up with me?”

“no, rin. i just wanted to get you pumped but that took a very wrong turn, apparently. you’re coming home with me, this summer.”

oh, bless his little heart.

🏷️ taglist @sirachano0dles @idktbhloley thank you for reading <3

[ryker-writes]

Hi Ryker! Congrats on 1.2K, I found this lil guy who wants to give you flowers for the occasion :’)

I’m interested on who you’ll match me with *wiggles eyebrows* so here’s some info on me:

- My likes: fashion, rom-com and Disney movies, superheroes, shoujo anime and manga, fruit tea, kids (like babysitting them), sunny weather, hot fictional men (don’t we all?)

- Idk if favorite foods is part of likes or helps you with knowing me better but I love pastas, chicken, trying foods from various cultures

- My dislikes: soggy socks (like when it rains 😭), reaaally spicy food (my spice tolerance is WEAK), the gym, driving

- Some of my hobbies: cosplaying, writing fanfics, drawing and digital art. I’m not great at cooking but I’m learning lol

- Physical or personality preferences: for physical, I’d prefer someone taller than me but they don’t have to be (I’m 5’5”). For personality, I’d prefer someone who’s a good leader, good at looking after others, and good at giving advice to people. Someone who’s wise and both street-smart and book-smart. Someone who is self-confident and knows their worth. Someone who also isn’t afraid to tell the truth or say it like it is even if it can hurt or sound mean (basically someone who isn’t a people pleaser). Someone who, even if we don’t share the same hobbies or interests, is willing to learn about my interests like I’d be willing to learn about theirs. Also I’d prefer someone around the same age as me cuz I’m 21 and most of the TWST cast are under 18 😭 (if you have a first or second year in mind for me, I wouldn’t mind a platonic match up instead :0)

- My love languages: I think my two biggest ones are quality time and words of affirmation, and the ones I’d prefer a partner to have are quality time and gift giving

BETTY HI! Also based off what you told me, I can see a lot of connection to Leona lmao, but! I have another alternative that my brain likes (and I hope you don't completely hate ;-;)

"Betty! Of course! Now the obvious choice would be Leona. He checks off most of the boxes, but I think there's someone else out there who also would work really well!

Let me tell you about you and Vil!"

Okay okay so like I said, I think Vil also checks a lot of those boxes! He's not Leona, but based off what you told me, I think you two would actually do really well together! Now onto my little thoughts about you two :3

Fashion? Cosplay? Vil is all about that

he would help you adjust your cosplays if needed but also do makeup or give you any tips he can

if you want to promote your fashion and cosplay on social media you have his full support and will probably have over a thousand followers within a day

if not tho, he doesn't mind telling you good it looks on his own

Vil gets food from all around the world all the time and he has no problem sharing with you too so you get to try all sorts of new foods all the time

i don't know why but my brain is envisioning a beach date with the two of you relaxing in the sun with fruit tea

and this depends on personal taste of course but hot fictional men? I think Vil fits

he also fits most of your preferences!

we all know Vil can be brutally honest, but he pays good attention to those around him and that especially includes you

if something is wrong, he's the type to immediately notice and (maybe subtly) ask about it

Vil knows a little bit about a lot of things so there's a chance he already knows a little bit about your interests!

but that doesn't mean he isn't willing to learn more of course

he'll listen to you talk about anime, manga, or art any time of day

Now, he's a busy man so quality time with his partner also means a lot to him!

even if you're both doing your own thing, he loves spending time with you and he's still paying attention to you (even if he doesn't always seem like it)

he will also buy you all sorts of clothing and things he thinks are fashionable ✨

(Leona pls spare me)

[smolweeblets]

Rainy days

Luisa Madrigal x GN reader

A/n: here is fic i promised i actually didnt abandon it omg 😍😍. Okay but seriously im proud off this fic it turned out way better than expected, endings a lil eh but better than nothing hahshsah anyways ill shut up so you can enjoy.

-You first met Luisa when she was getting her door, she was about to get herself a snack when she saw you stuffing yourself with all kinds of food.

-She approached you carefully and tried to start a conversation, something about you made you approachable to her.

”Hey there-”

”Huh-?... O-oh hiya” you greeted sheepishly while wiping sk e crumbs off your face.

“Are you enjoying the party?”

“Yea, I am! You're Luisa right? The one who just got your power?”

“Yep, that's me” She beamed.

“Wow, I'd love to have your powers, I'd beat up all of the bad guys” you said enthusiastically.

“Woah, that's a cool idea, but i have the powers… so maybe you'll be my sidekick and we'll defeat all the bad guys together.”

You let out a gasp and nodded you head excitedly. “That would be so amazing, wanna do that now?” You had stars in your eyes from how excited you were, and you looked at Luisa expectantly.

“Hell yea! follow me we can go play in my room”

-After running over and practically begging your parents for permission, you went on your way and played the night away. This was the start of your blooming friendship.

-You both more or less grew up and did everything together. You frequently helping her with tasks, and her keeping you safe from whatever situation you found yourself in again.

-Luisa was the first one to catch feelings, she noticed them when you were around 13 and she was 12.

-It was a day where you wouldnt really expect rain, where the sun was out and shining one second and the next there's rain that seems to have materialized out of nowhere. So, early on that day Luisa was tasked with doing her jobs, as she usually is.

-The weather was nice and sunny when she went out, a perfect day to work. After a few hours it began to darken, Luisa just brushed it off, not keeping track of time and continued on with her work.

-A light drizzle started and she wasn't very near much shelter, a moment of scanning her environment and she bolts off to the nearest tree.

-It wasn't until she got to the tree that she saw you, also seeking shelter from the sudden drizzle.

-You were previously attempting to climb the tree, and you would have been successful if it weren't for the rain.

“Y/n?”

“Oh! Luisa hi!”

“What are you doing here?”

-You were slightly embarrassed to answer but Luisa was your best friend so you quickly brushed the thought off.

“Eheh, i was trying to climb this tree”

“Huh? Why? I never thought you liked doing stuff like these”

“Well… some boys were being mean and said I couldn't even climb a tree so i went to prove them wrong”

“That wasn't very nice of them, who were they? I'll be sure to teach them a lesson when I see them next time” Luisa was frowning and not happy at all that people were making fun of you.

“Eh it doesn't matter, i dont remember anyways, all that matters is that theyre wrong.” You let out a little “hmph” at the end.

“I would've been successful if it weren't for this rain too”

“Hehe you're right, but man i sure hope this rain doesn't last long, i have stuff to do”

-You look at Luisa, surprised shes still thinking about working in a condition like this. Rain pouring and the skies gray. You decide to ask her why she does all this for no kind of reward in return.

“Hey Luisa, why do you have to work so much-?”

-A moment of silence, or rather a moment of hearing nothing but the rain pattering on the ground.

“Well, I guess I do it for my family and for the town…”

“Don't you ever get tired of helping everyone?” You glance at her, a serious look on your face. “Like, most times i see you now you're doing some form of work, before it was just small tasks but now doesent it get tiring?”

“I-” “well, i suppose i does but if i dont then people will get mad at me”

“Oh man well, try to get them to understand because you get tired too and they need to understand that”

“It- AHH” A large boom of thunder interrupted her answer making her jump and cling on to you.

“Oh my god- Luisa are you okay?” You ask with worry in your voice. The poor girl tries to calm down for a moment, her heart still beating quickly but your voice soothens her temporarily.

-A few seconds of her just clinging to you and trying to gather herself.

“I-im good now, i think” She breathes out as she slowly loosens her grip.

“You scared me there,” You chuckle. “I never would've thought the big and strong Luisa would be scared of some thunder, especially considering your aunts gift”

-She blushes at your teasing, eyes furrowing but her mouth in a crooked smile.

“To be honest ive never really experienced her thunder up close, and when she does its no where as loud as this”

“Huh, I didn't know that '' You shrugged. “Also im not done with the our conversation earlier, you really should take a break someday”

-She sighs defeatedly and her shoulders drop slightly.

“Alright alright, ill ask abuela if i can take a break tomorrow”

-Your mouth curls into a smile, your cheeks lifting up and your eyes twinkle. “hehe good, lets use all that time to have fun” “i say lets go search for bugs, what do you think?”

-No response, but Luisa stares at you for a moment.

-Maybe it was the rain, maybe it was because sitting under a tree huddled together is romantic, or maybe for no reason at all, Luisa stops to think for a moment. To think about you, how much you care for her and all the little things that show it. Frequntly asking her to take breaks, always worrying and always looking out for her even though she was at least ten times stronger than you. It made her heart swell.

-She didn't know why, but she felt like if she was with you she could do anything. She felt like she was even more powerful when you werer by her side.

-Luisa notices only now the extent of your beauty, how your face effortlessly looks so bright and happy, your smile that never fails to make her feel better, the stunning way you wear your hair, the little actions you do when you're feeling a certain emotion. Her gaze on you right now was one of pure love, shes never experienced this feeling before and yet it feels so right, its like from the moment she was born, she was supposed to be doing this, right now with you.

-It hit her like a truck. She was in love, and madly at that. Oh lord she thought.

I'm not ready for this. I dont know how to confess- what is I mess up? what if they only see me as a friend??? what if-

“Hey Luisa, you good? I think you've been zoned out for like 3 minutes now” You checked in as you snapped your fingers at her face.

“O-oh, yeah i'm good i've just been… thinking.”

“Yea, you've been staring at me the entire time” “you got a crush on me or something?”

“Heh as if, only crush i know is me crushing you at racing”

“I'd totally win if you didn't have your gift” Your eyes rolled playfully and you had a grin on your face.

“Know what, i'll race you tomorrow if you've asked your abuela for a break and when the ground is dry”

“Oh you're on, prepare to be beat by the amazing Luisa Madrigal!” Luisa didnt care if you didn't reciprocate her feelings, for now she only cares about being your best friend, and that's more than enough for her. One day she might think of confessing but currently, the only thing she's worrying about is whether or not she'll go easy on you in your race.

A/n .2: if u enjoyed that my reqs are still open give some please 😭🤞

[psychedellic-phase]

Fifteen (pt 13)

(gif by me! I use the iphone app momento)

tw: language, angst, mentions of drug use (relapse), mentions of miscarriage

word count: 7.3k (im sorry)

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Spencer got up from the cold tile floor, fuzzy unicorn in hand, and faced the window above the kitchen sink. He stared out of it, admiring the snow that was still falling lightly, wondering if it was raining in Seattle. His memory flashed to the last time he stood in the rain with you, but he tried to shake the images away. Instead he watched the snowflakes hit his windowpanes and melt. He hoped that maybe you were somewhere staring out of a window, admiring the dreary weather, and thinking of him too. 

He found his place against the dishwasher again, sliding down as his mismatched socks gave way so he could stretch his long legs out fully. He pulled the nearly empty box onto his lap and appreciated the light weight of it, as he continued with his twelfth letter and thirteenth item. Thirteen, a number whose history of unluckiness stems all the way back to the thirteen attendees of the Last Supper, and tracks through the number of steps leading up to the gallows, all the way to the number of letters in the names of some of the most infamous criminals. 

Thirteen was a haunted number, which rightly accompanied a haunting letter. 

“This one’s long. It’s a month of tarnished memories packed into a few pieces of paper. So far I’ve gone through half of a college-ruled one subject notebook and I’ve had to change pens twice. It’s nearing 2:30, and the wine is finally hitting my empty stomach. Sorry in advance for the way my handwriting will be. I’ll try to make this make as much sense as I can. 

If you look at your thirteenth item it is the notepad I stole from that resort in Florida. There isn’t much around to signify this letter. You don’t keep mementos from one of the saddest days of your life, but for some reason I took this useless paper and shoved it in my purse on my way out. Good thing I did, or you’d have no item to attach to these memories. Though I suppose that might be better. 

The resort was where we were going to be at for our ‘babymoon,’ whatever that is. What a dumb idea, I’m still mad at myself for letting Garcia talk us into one. She just made it sound so appealing. 

Once everyone knew I was pregnant, Hotch pretty much sat me in Quantico with Penelope. There were a few local cases where I was lucky enough to go visit the ME’s office, but usually I kicked my feet up in her lair while you were out in the field. 

“A what?” I said one day as she ran DNA through CODIS. The two of us were drinking herbal tea, and I was barely 16 weeks. I just looked like I had a big lunch in my stomach, not a baby the size of an avocado. 

“A babymoon. It’s like a honeymoon, but you go when you’re pregnant. It’s one last trip for mommy and daddy to go on and spend quality time together. How many trips have you and Dad-Wonder even been on?”

I shrugged. We didn’t travel much for pleasure. We traveled for work, so on our rare days off we liked to be at home. 

“I mean we’ve gone to Vegas and Connecticut a few times.”

She rolled her eyes, “Visiting family, my dear, is not a vacation! I was thinking you two would go to the beach. You guys relax and wade in the ocean and Spencer can build sandcastles that defy every law of physics!”

I laughed at that. You and the beach? It just didn’t feel natural to me. Probably because you aren’t capable of actually relaxing.  

“That does sound fun,” I said and I spoke to my barely there stomach, “And it would make daddy take a few days off.”

Penelope squealed and started clicking at her computer, “I’ll find a resort online right now! Okay so how about Marco Island? It’s gorgeous and in Florida, so it’ll be like eighty and sunny, even in the beginning of December.”

“I’ll have to talk to Spence about it. I mean I know it would be fun and all but we really should be saving money for a crib, and car seat, and bassinet, and high chair, and a rocking chair, and a baby swing, and a—“

Garcia stopped me from spiraling out of control, “That is why you throw a huge baby shower! People buy those things for you.”

I rubbed my tummy again, “Oh no, Daddy is very particular about what things are bought.”

“That’s why you have a registry, Momma Bear. Now, no more excuses.”

Before I could even call you, she had put in both of our requests for days off and we had a week long reservation at this fancy resort that you see listed at the top of this notepad, the “Crystal Cove”.  

I was only slightly mortified that she did all this without me asking you. Mostly, I was happy. I was afraid you wouldn’t say yes, but if PG already booked it, you kind of had to agree. And to my surprise, you did. 

When you got back from that case we were at home, you eating something I had poorly made from a random cookbook on a shelf. I had decided to start cooking more, so I could make homemade meals. I wanted to be that mom who cuts sandwiches into flower shapes and always has fresh baked bread and cookies laying around. I wanted us to be those parents; the ones who are so sickeningly in love that their kids roll their eyes every time they kiss. We were those parents, kind of, if we could even be considered ‘parents.’ At that point, I don’t think we were. But we were definitely in tooth-rotting, sickeningly sweet love. 

“So, I have a surprise for you,” I said, coming up behind you and rustling your hair. 

“Hm?” You said, stuffing your face like you hadn’t eaten in days. You probably hadn’t. You’re the king of forgetting to eat. Maybe that’s how you stay so skinny. 

“I booked a trip, well I guess technically Garcia did.”

“A trip?” You raised an eyebrow. 

“Yeah, a trip, to the beach. Penelope called it a ‘babymoon.’”

You laughed, “A babymoon? I’m not familiar."

I smiled and sat across from you, “It’s like a honeymoon, except it's just me and you relaxing and spending quality time together before this lil dude makes his appearance.”

You smiled, “I’m telling you, it’s a girl.”

I rolled my eyes, “It’s definitely a boy, but stop ignoring my offer.”

“Well, it’s not really an offer so much as it is you telling me that we’re doing this.”

“Okay, yes Garcia helped me book it already, and yes she put in our requests for days off, but you can say no.”

You did your little nose twitch scrunch thing, “I’d never say no to quality time with you, Love.”

You leaned over and kissed me, and I squealed, “I’m so excited! I have to buy maternity bathing suits now! Oh and a sunhat!””

Spencer smiled fondly, recounting that day. He was thrilled to go, minus the part where he’d have to wear shorts, and flip flops. Something about the piece that goes between your toes makes him squeamish. He was looking for the right opportunity to use something special he had bought for you, and you had just given him it. A week on a beautiful beach with the love of his life? That would be the perfect time to ask you what he had been waiting to ask you since JJ’s wedding. He was going to take Hotch’s advice; stop waiting, start doing, and get down on one knee with a blue velvet box. 

He never got the chance to. The trip was supposed to be in the beginning of December, around your week twenty-four. You never got that far. 

He got up from the ground, immediately digging around in a drawer full of pencils and compasses and rulers, finding the blue box in a corner. It was covered in pencil shavings and dust. He hadn’t looked at it in months. He held it delicately in his hands before opening it. 

It was plain, but he remembered you said that was what you wanted. 

“Oval, of course and silver,” You had explained to Penelope and JJ at a night out years ago. Derek and Spencer sat on the opposite side of the table, but his ears perked up at the mention of rings. 

“I like just the band,” JJ said, admiring her own ring, “And I have Henry’s birthstone, the citrine, so I didn’t need another one.”

“What kind of stone Y/N? I’d love a pink diamond! Or a ruby! Imagine!” Penelope gushed. 

You shook your head, “I’d take cubic zirconia, if it was coming from the right guy.”

Both Penelope and JJ stuck their tongues out, “Nuh-uh!” Garcia said, grabbing her phone to scroll through more pinterest photos. 

“Spence will be getting you a diamond.”

You rolled your eyes and whispered, “Don’t jinx it JJ! And I don’t want a diamond.”

Her mouth dropped, “No diamond? Really.”

“Diamonds aren’t ethically sourced.”

“Lab grown! Get lab grown!” PG piped it, showing you a picture of a ring, just an oval in a plain silver setting. 

“That! That’s the one!” You said and Garcia giggled, going on a rant about her dream wedding. 

Spencer had gotten that exact ring. Lab grown, oval, classic, beautiful. It was what you wanted, and you deserved everything you ever wanted. 

Spencer looked at the notepad. He could tell you had a hard time picking an item for this letter. He knows this letter is the end, the other two are the epilogue of  a story he wishes you kept writing. Crystal Cove is the place where he had planned on asking you to marry him, but it ended up being the place where your love story ended. He tossed the notebook to the side and decided that the souvenir for this letter was now going to be this ring. This ring that sparkled and shined, even in the dull incandescent lights of his kitchen. This ring that belonged on your finger, and not in the back of a drawer. This ring that you didn’t even know existed, but if you had, maybe you’d still be together. 

“I did buy three maternity bathing suits, and you bought shorts. Spencer Reid in shorts. It was going to be the best trip ever. We were going to snorkel and look at sea turtles and sunbathe and drink virgin piña coladas by the ocean. We were going to get couples massages and spend every moment loving and appreciating each other.

The actual trip? Much different than the one we had planned on paper, but let’s first discuss that time between the hospital and the trip. 

It was four weeks. Four weeks of me sitting at home while you were off at work. Four weeks of the door opening and Derek walking through, not you. And on the odd chance that it was you opening the door, you’d be appearing at odd hours of the night to grab a new suit or a file or a snack and then getting back in your shitty car and going to your apartment. Each time I heard that comforting sound of your satchel hitting the floor, I’d crawl out of the cave of blankets I was in to find you, and you’d act like I wasn’t even there. 

For the first few days, you asked me how I was and if I was feeling better, then you’d check your phone and wave goodbye. After that, I was lucky if you’d say hello, then I was lucky if I even got a glimpse of you. You never held me. You never kissed me. You never told me you loved me.

I got all my information about you from Derek. Every day I texted you, “Have a good day at work! Talk soon?” And everyday you didn’t answer, so I’d ask Derek if you were okay. He’d always tell me what you were doing. Usually you would take a stack of files of cases to a dark room and make preliminary profiles to send back to the departments, alone. I’d tell him thank you, and the next day would be the same nonsense. 

Those four weeks dragged. It was like every minute was an hour and everyday was a year. I was healing, even without you, everyday I felt better and better. But that’s relative to the day before. I haven’t felt ‘good’ yet. I haven’t felt ‘happiness’ yet. But I will. And I’m counting on that. 

My mandatory leave was four weeks, and at the end of that Hotch called me in for a ‘mandatory psychological evaluation.’ I didn’t tell you about it because you weren’t speaking to me, and even when you did you were angry and snappy and rude.  

I didn’t pass the evaluation. Even though the BAU wrote those damn questions, I still didn’t pass. When my four weeks were up, you were expecting me at work, and I never showed. You didn’t notice how not okay I was because you were too busy handling your own feelings, which I understand. You have to take care of yourself first, deal with your own trauma before touching anyone else’s. So, your trauma was none of my business, a concept you should've applied to my healing process. 

I was supposed to come back on a Monday and when I didn’t show you came to the house. You opened the door and yelled my name. It was a sound I hadn’t heard in weeks, and it felt good. I thought you had finally come home. I thought you were finally ready to heal with me, but you weren’t. You were there to judge me.

I think I ran to where you were, a smile on my face that I didn’t think I was capable of making, “Hey!”

You looked so put together in a neatly pressed suit, but your eyes exposed you. They were bloodshot and the bags were so large they almost reached the end of your nose. I had on one of your shirts; it was comforting at the time. Not so much anymore.  

You looked me up and down, a small scowl forming on your face, “Where were you today?”

I took a deep breath, and I lied, because lying to you felt easier than telling you the truth. The truth that I was not deemed stable enough to come back, even though I wanted to. I needed to be distracted. I was ashamed, scared, confused. 

“I-I didn’t go.”

“Didn’t go? You’ll get fired Y/N.”

I sighed, “No, my leave got extended.”

I could feel the way your eyes bore into my skull as I dodged eye contact. 

“Extended?! It’s been four weeks.”

“I’m not ready!” I desperately wanted you to see through it. I thought I was ready, but the papers disagreed.

“Hotch let you do that?” Your voice was increasing and I found myself inching away from you.

“He encouraged it!” Another lie. He didn’t ‘encourage’ it. He forced me.

You rolled your eyes, grabbing your bag and opening the door again.

“You’re leaving? Spencer c’mon I-”

You cut me off by slamming that door in my face. 

That’s when I started closing myself off. I started dreading the sound of your feet against the floor at three am. I started to put my own walls up, but they would dull in comparison to the Great Wall of Spencer you built around yourself to keep me out.”

Spencer was always good at putting walls up. In fact, you were the only person to ever get him to take (almost) all of them down. There’s a side of him he doesn’t show anyone, a side of him that he reserves for himself, and when something happens, that’s where he goes. He goes to the corner of his brain where he feels safe, and the walls come up to protect him.

And in those last four weeks, he did just that. He put the walls up, shut you out, and decided that was better. Except it wasn’t better, it just was easier. It was easier for him to bypass you and find a new outfit for work tomorrow. It was easier for him to disappear in the office until the odd hours of the morning. It was easier for him to hide away from you, because when he’s exposed he always gets hurt. It was easier to act like everything was fine, even though everything was the opposite of fine. 

He never needed to go to the house, part of him was drawn there like a moth to a lantern. He was drawn to you. As much as he didn’t want to see those four walls, he still needed to check on you. He just did it in his own damaged way. He’d get a glimpse of you in old sweats and a shirt with a hole in it, hair a mess and mascara from two weeks ago adding to your eye bags and he’d be reminded that he couldn’t be there for you. He would never be enough, and he’d retreat into the comfort of solitude. 

He was so preoccupied with being hurt, that he didn’t realize just how much he hurt you too. 

“I had forgotten about the stupid trip, and so had you. You were too preoccupied with work and not speaking to me and I was preoccupied with crying and trying to speak to you. I only remembered the trip when I got an email from the airline about the flight, they had to move our seats or something stupid. I decided that was a reason for you to actually need to speak to me like I was a person, so I took advantage of it. 

I intercepted you at home one day. I had been sitting in the kitchen waiting for you. You came home at two am. 

“Hey,” I said, immediately as you walked through the door. You looked surprised that I was up. 

“Hi, I’m just gonna—“

“Spencer, stop. We have to talk.”

You crossed your arms, not leaving the threshold of the door, “No. I told you a million times Y/N, I don’t want to talk.”

“Not about...” I couldn’t find the words and you started up the stairs. 

“Are we going on this damn trip or not?” I said, my voice cracking from lack of use. 

You stopped, looking over the banister at me, “You didn’t cancel it?”

“I didn’t think of it until now. We’re supposed to leave in two days.”

You groaned, “Why didn’t you cancel it?”

I threw my hands up. As if all of this was my responsibility? 

 “I was preoccupied! Did you cancel your days off?”

You shook your head, rubbing your face, “No, God. Can we still get a refund?”

I was hurt that you didn’t want to go, but not surprised. As I stared at the front door from my spot at the kitchen table I decided that I was going to go no matter what. It was going to be refreshing to look at the ocean instead of an empty nursery. That would be my distraction.

 “I-I’m going. I’ll pay for your half, but I’m going. I’m losing my mind here, Spence.”

You looked at me again, still contemplating your options. 

“I get it, okay? You can’t be in this house, but neither can I. Maybe we can talk and stuff on neutral ground. I-I just want you there with me, the way it was supposed to be.”

Then you took me by surprise, you nodded, “Yeah, yeah we’ll go.”

I’m sure I lit up like Rockefeller Center at Christmas, “Really?”

You rubbed your eyes, “Yeah, we can go Y/N.”

I was feeling lucky, so I pushed it, too hard, “Are you staying tonight?”

Your voice went from sleepy to sour, “No.”

And you vanished up the stairs, taking all my hope in us with you. 

I knew deep down it wouldn’t end well. I knew it was going to be fighting and yelling and arguing, but any time with you was good time with you at that point. And I favored the little bit of serotonin and dopamine you flood my brain with as opposed to staring at the gray walls of the kitchen alone.”

Spencer only agreed to go because he thought he was getting there. Everyday he felt a little better when he’d walk through the door, but he still wasn’t ready. He thought a week of no work and no one to talk to except you would bring the walls down. This would finally be the catalyst in a reaction that was taking far too long to complete. He also couldn’t stand the thought of you flying and spending a week alone. He felt better about you being alone here because you weren’t really alone. You had Derek visiting, Garcia dropping off baskets, phone calls from Emily, the odd visit from Rossi, and apparently phone calls to Hotch, but on that island you’d really be alone, and he was worried about how you’d handle it. 

“So two days later we got on a three hour flight to Miami, and I drove our rental car to this resort. We didn’t talk much the whole time, besides some small talk about the flight and other odd comments. It was painfully awkward, and I regretted even coming. 

We didn’t speak until I used the keycard to open the door, and we stared at the one king sized bed in the room.

“Oh,” was all you said when you realized you’d have to share with me.

“What?”

“There’s only one bed.”

I rolled my eyes, “Spencer, we’ve shared a bed for three years.”

You just stood at the door with your hands fidgeting on the handle of the suitcase, “I’ll call down and ask for a cot to be brought up.”

“A cot? Are you serious?” I couldn’t believe you, “Why come if you wouldn’t even share a bed with me? I said I’d be fine alone.”

You opened your mouth to speak, but changed your mind. 

“Great communication skills Spence. Really, I’m impressed.” You rolled your eyes and finally started to unpack your bag, “I came because I was worried about what you’d do here all alone.”

Part of me was happy you were worried, but a bigger part was annoyed, “I’ve been handling being alone fine, thanks.”

You scoffed, “Yeah. That’s why you need Derek to bring you food everyday, because you’re doing so well.”

I bit my tongue and tried to speak calmly, “Well at least someone checks on me everyday.”

That shut you right up.

The three days you were there went as follows: we slept as far apart from each other as we could, despite how badly I wanted to cuddle into your arms. We’d get up in silence, eat breakfast in silence, walk to the beach and read in silence, eat lunch and dinner in silence, and each night we’d yell at each other until we fell asleep on opposite sides of the bed.

Remember what I said to trigger the fight on December third, your last day there? How could you forget? It’s the fight that broke us up. 

“So, I was thinking of going to a counselor,” I said, staring at the waves lap the sand from the balcony of our room. The air felt cold for eighty degrees. But maybe that was just because the air between me and you had been cold for weeks.��

You were sitting next to me, but I could tell you were worlds away. 

“Spence,” I nudged, trying to snap you out of your daydream. 

“Hm? What?”

“I said I’m going to go to a counselor.”

You twisted your face, “A counselor? What for?”

I shrugged, “I-I think it’d be good for me. It’s a grief counselor.”

You turned to look at me, your brow covered in sweat and your eyes watery. You were incessantly bouncing your left leg, rubbing at your nose, and you seemed disinterested in every single thing I was saying or doing. In fact, you’d been acting that way since the first day you disappeared to your apartment. 

“Counselor? Yeah,” You were fidgeting, barely making eye contact. 

A feeling I can only describe as pure dread formed in my stomach. I thought I might puke, but I swallowed the feeling and kept talking, “I got a recommendation from Hotch. He said he went to Dr. Stevens after Haley died. He said it really helped.”

You were still not listening. 

“I think it’d be good if we went together.”

That finally got your undivided attention. “Together?” You snapped, “No.”

“Why not?” I said it with an air of exhaustion and despair. I was tired of this. So fucking tired of it. 

“I’m not going to a damn therapist, Y/N,” You seethed, your metal deck chair scraping against the concrete as you stood in front of me. 

The sky looked stormy, palm trees whipping in the wind as you came before me. The bags under your eyes looked like bruises, and you had on sleeves. It was eighty and you had on sleeves.

“Okay, I’ll go alone then. I think he could really help us though.”

I was giving up on fighting. I didn’t understand how when I was at my absolute low you could just keep kicking me while I was down. All I wanted was for you to go to someone and talk about it. That’s it. You were acting like I’d asked you to move a mountain for me, which, might I add, at one point you would have done. 

“He? You really think a male therapist is going to help? You lost a baby, Y/N—“

“WE,” I clarified, for what felt like the fiftieth time, “We lost a baby.”

You rolled your eyes and ignored me, “You lost a baby. How does a male therapist help you through that?”

I was angry now. It was bubbling up to the top and I thought I might explode. 

“He’s a grief counselor! He’ll help me through my GRIEF! And I think you should go because clearly you have a lot going on. You always have! You should’ve been seeing someone for years.”

“Oh, I have a lot going on?” You sneered, “Of course I have a lot going on! I go to work everyday to bring you home a paycheck so you can sit around all day and do nothing.”

I stood up, got close to your face, “I’m on leave.”

“Yeah, sure, keep telling yourself that.”

You bypassed me and went inside, and my hot anger turned into wet anger and fat tears were rolling down my cheeks.

“Do you know how traumatic this was on my body? Do you? Everything hurts and you were supposed to be there! You were supposed to take four weeks off too! You were supposed to be there for me!”

“Yeah and who’s there for me!” You yelled, louder than I think you ever had; at me at least. You had thrown your suitcase on the bed, haphazardly grabbing your clothes from the drawers and shoving them in. 

“I would’ve been,” I said softly, coming up behind you to grab your arm lightly, “If you had let me.”

You pulled back, “Don’t touch me!”

I reached up to wipe my eyes and crossed my arms in front of myself defensively, “I want to be there for you, Spencer. I do. Why won’t you let me?”

You didn’t answer, because even you didn’t know why. You just stood over the suitcase, one arm on either side of it, hair matted to your sweaty face, panting and panting. 

The facts I had chosen to ignore were staring me in the face again. Or maybe I was just that oblivious. 

“I’ve never seen you like this. This isn’t you, Love,” I tried to say in my most soothing voice. The dread had clawed its way back up to the back of my throat. 

“Or maybe this is me,” you said softly, and I swear you were crying. Or maybe I hoped you were, that way we were both sobbing. That’s as close to togetherness as we could get. 

“Maybe this is who I am now, or who I’ve been all along.”

I reached out for you again, but stopped myself, “No, Spencer. The real you isn’t this angry, and bitter, and mean.”

You slammed your hands against the bed, “Yes it is!”

“Is that what you’ve been doing all this time?” I said sadly, shaky breaths between words, “Is that what you’ve been going to your apartment and doing?”

You turned around, skin sweaty and eyes red, “What? What are you talking about now? God, do you ever stop talking?”

I snapped, ignoring your last jab there, “Are you using?”

Your face contorted into a sour expression, “Am I using?”

“Yeah, Spencer! Are you? Because I can’t see any other reason for why you’re so irritable and sweaty and out of it! So I’ll ask you again, are you going through withdrawal?”

You looked like I had literally punched you in the gut, and I kind of had. It was a low blow, I’ll admit it, but I was seriously worried about you. If an event would trigger you, this would’ve been it. 

“What? No!”

I wasn’t sure whether or not I should believe you, but I knew I had to support you either way. I love you, even when you’re angry at me, I still love you. Even when you throw clothes and seethe at me through gritted teeth, I still love you. That’s my fatal flaw. No matter how many reasons you give me to stop loving you, I never will.”

Spencer let out a shaky breath, lower lip pinched between his teeth. Was he really that terrible? He didn’t remember being so spiteful. Reading it back, he understood why you thought he was high, and he had thought about it more than he cared to admit. But he hadn’t touched the stuff in seven years, and he wasn’t about to start again now.

‘No matter how many reasons you give me to stop loving you, I never will.’ 

That line made him want to cry, hands clenching the ring box as if it were a stress ball. That line simultaneously felt like a stab in the gut and a breath of fresh air. He had given you so many reasons to walk away, and the one reason to stay was there in his palm, unused.

““It’s okay if you are. I understand this is a... hard time. I’ll support you through this,” I put my hands out to touch your chest. 

“I’m not high and haven’t been in years!” You swatted my hands down. 

“Then what the hell is going on!?” 

“I’m angry and I’m sad and I’m heartbroken!” You yelled, going back out onto the balcony to stand in the rain that had started pouring down in sheets. 

“Spencer! Stop!” I followed you out, tears mixing with rain to the point that I didn’t know which was which. 

“I’m just confused! It’s hard to see the point in all this anymore. Maybe it’s just not worth it,” You said, yelling at the ocean not at me. Rain soaked our clothes instantly. Part of me was hoping this scene would end like the ‘notebook’ we’d kiss and you’d spin me around. I guess this is kind of like the notebook, it’s a story to help you remember us. Except you don’t have Alzheimer’s and I wrote 15 letters, not 365. 

“Maybe what’s not worth it?” I was yelling too, just so you could hear me over the sound of the wind and the rain. 

“This!” You gestured between us. I felt like you knocked the air out of me, my whole body stinging. 

“But I love you!”

“All of this has made me realize that love isn’t everything! I love you too but we need more than that!”

That was the first time I’d heard you say ‘I love you’ in a month, but it was a double edged sword. I bit my lip so hard I think I started bleeding, “Love isn’t enough? Are you kidding me, Spencer?”

You swallowed thickly, “No! I’m not kidding. I’ve never been more serious!”

“So what? That’s it?” I said it quietly, but I wanted to scream at you. I wanted to scream that you were being an idiot. You were being ridiculous. You were being unnecessarily cruel. But I didn’t. I was tired and water logged. I had finally given up.

You ran your hands through your hair, “No–it’s–we we aren’t over Y/N. I’m just saying that it’s gonna take more than love to fix us.”

“Well maybe if you were ever home, we could actually try. But you aren’t. You’re always gone! So explain to me how we’re going to fix this. What’s it gonna take Spencer? What do you want from me?”

You took a deep breath, uttering words I was so sick of hearing, “We need space and time.”

“Space? Time? It’s been a month Spencer! I let you go to work. I let you spend every day at your damn apartment. I stopped calling. I stopped checking in. How much more space and time do you want?”

“Thirty-four days,” you mumbled, just so I could barely hear. The thunder rolled, mostly drowning it out. 

“What was that?” 

“It’s been THIRTY-FOUR days, Y/N. Thirty-four. I don’t know how you expect me to be okay after only thirty-four days.”

“I don’t expect you to be fine! I expect you to speak to me! To look at me! I want to go to bed crying and have you there next to me. I want to be there for you when you’re crying. The only way we get better is if we do this TOGETHER!”

The anger looked like it melted off of you, and I took that as my opportunity to approach. I threw my arms around your soaked body as you shook with sobs into my shoulder. I held you like my life depended on it, because in a way it did. You wrapped your arms around me too, and everything felt okay. We were standing in the pouring rain, holding each other as we cried, and somehow I felt more okay than I had in the thirty-four days prior. It felt like maybe you were coming back to me. 

You weren’t. 

We stood like that for what felt like hours, and eventually I pulled you inside. I wish I didn’t. I wish we stayed there, holding each other in the rain until the sun came up and dried us off. I foolishly thought the rain washed our sins away. 

“It’s going to be okay,” I said, my head on your shoulder as we wrapped ourselves in towels, “I promise.”

You shrugged me off of you, going back to packing your bag. 

“Spencer, stop packing, please,” I begged, grabbing the items you were putting in and taking them back out. 

“I don’t want to be here anymore,” you said plainly, taking a shirt and putting it back in. 

“I-I thought—“

“Thought what, Y/N? That because I cried to you and told you I loved you that we were magically okay?” 

I stammered, “No. No! But I thought it meant we were in this together now.” 

“You just accused me of relapsing an hour ago.”

“And I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have done that, but that’s not a reason you should go,” I pleaded, reaching for you again. I thought if you walked away I’d never see you again.

“You don’t trust me,” your voice cracked. 

“No, Love, I—“

“Don’t call me that.”

The pain in my chest bloomed, sending a wave of heartache through my entire body. A heartache I still haven’t been able to shake. It’s still there. Some days it's a thunder crack and sometimes it's a low grumble, but it’s always there. The rain hasn't stopped.  

I hadn’t even realized that you were completely packed until you zipped the suitcase shut. 

“You’re really leaving?” 

You stopped at the door, hand on the handle, to turn and face me. I didn’t need to use my profiling skills to see how much pain you were in, and my pain doubled at the sight. I’ve always been an empath when it comes to you, feeling what you feel like it’s my own. 

“I am.”

I crossed the room and threw my arms around you, sobbing into your chest. To my surprise, you wrapped your arms around me lightly. 

“I understand,” I said, looking into your eyes, “We can’t be there for each other the way we need to.”

You nodded into my shoulder, “Stay. When you get home from this we’ll talk. I just need a few more days.”

I shook my head, finally coming to the realization that we didn’t work anymore. We weren’t healthy anymore. 

“Don’t bother. The writing’s on the wall, Spence,” my voice wavered, and I regretted every word as they left my mouth, “I’ve been waiting for that person from the hospital to come home to me. I’ve been waiting for the Spencer who lends me his shirts and fact dumps and eats IHOP and ice cream with me to come home.”

I felt your breath stop under my arms, “But that Spencer, the Spencer I love, isn’t here anymore. We need to be alone.”

I felt you shake with tears under me, and that triggered mine, “We have to break up.”

I wish I never said it. I wish I gave you those few days, but we both know those few days would’ve turned into weeks and months and we would’ve ended up here anyway. I wish you didn’t let me say them. I wish you kissed me to shut me up and told me I was being stupid. I wish I didn’t watch you go down that elevator, tears on your cheeks. I wish I didn’t spend the other four days in an empty king sized bed, crying for you. 

I realize now that you changed. I did too. Instead of wishing for the old you, I should’ve learned to love the new you. I think I would’ve, if I had given it a chance. Actually, I know I would’ve. I think I’d fall in love with every version of you that could ever exist or has ever existed. You and I, we’re meant to be together. 

I know you probably don’t believe in it, but I like to think that we’re twin flames; we’re two halves of one soul that somehow ended up in two bodies and constantly pull to find each other again. I’ve read a lot about them recently. Twin flames don’t necessarily end up together. They can even just be two people with an intense friendship. They’re people who help each other grow, even if that means they’re only in your life for a short time. I like to think that we are that case, and that in some parallel universe I’m with you and we have our daughter and we’re happy. I just wish that I was in that universe now. 

I know it’s for the best that we went to the damn Crystal Cove and broke up. I’m sure someday in the future I’ll be pleased with that decision, but for now, I still regret it.”

Spencer stared at the notepad, eyes flicking between that in his left hand and the ring box in his right. He took the ring out and admired it in the light. It glinted and glimmered, delicately refracting light onto the cabinets. He slid it halfway down his ring finger because that’s as far as it would go. He imagined it was on your slender, perfectly manicured hand instead of his, but an ache formed where his heart was when he realized it’d never end up here. 

Spencer grabbed the notebook. It was unlined and the paper felt flimsy and thin. He got up from the floor to find a pencil in the drawer the ring had been hidden in, and took it out to scrawl his own letter to go with his own memento. A sixteenth letter for a sixteenth item you had no idea even existed. 

“Y/N,

I’d like to consider this letter sixteen, to go with the engagement ring that’s in my palm. I bought this ring the day after we ate dinner at Rossi’s and showed everyone tiny FBI onesies. I have your perfect ring here in my hand, a plain silver band with a lab-grown diamond in a four-prong setting in the center, just like you told Garcia you wanted. I should’ve given it to you the day I bought it, but I waited until the perfect opportunity presented itself. 

What you didn’t know about the trip to the Crystal Cove was that I was going to propose to you there. I was going to get down on one knee in the sand at sunset after dinner. I even had a whole speech planned. I was going to tell you that I never thought I could love anyone as much as I love you, or that anyone would ever love me the way that you do. I was going to say that it amazes me how everyday, I wake up and love you more than I did the night before. And everyday I think it’s be impossible to love you and our daughter more than I do right now. I wanted to tell you that I want to wake up every morning and feel that for the rest of my life. I want the good, the bad, the ugly, I want it all. I want Korean film festivals and IHOP breakfasts and to talk to the moon. I want tubs of ice cream and overly sentimental flowers hanging from the wall. Most of all I wanted to say that I want to spend every day of my life making you happy. 

That speech still applies today. I still love you enough to ask you, but I don’t think you love me enough to say yes. 

It’s okay. It really is. I haven’t decided what to do yet, but if you do read this, just know that it’s okay. I promise you, it’s okay. I’m not the bitter, angry man I was at the Crystal Cove anymore. I changed again, and I hope you’re right. I hope we are twin flames and your soul will come looking for mine, and I hope it happens in this universe, not the infinite parallels that may or may not exist. I miss you and I want nothing more than for you to come back. Come home, Love, please come home.

-SR”

He stared at the notebook page, before tearing it off and folding it in half, placing it in his pocket for safekeeping. He went on his computer and bought the cheapest one-way ticket to Seattle that he could find. He needed to see you. He needed you to see this letter, see this ring. He needed to make this right.

The flight was a red eye, leaving at midnight, so he’d get to the Seattle field office by eight. He looked at the leather watch and saw that it was nearly nine. He decided had to finish, and he had to finish now, as he grabbed letter #14. 

PART 14

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Spidermark Ep.1 : Bad Liar

(A/N: heyyyyyyyyy long time no seeeeeee SO I started this story on MAY 13th 2018. YES 2018. AND I JUST FINISHED IT. IT TOOK MORE THAN A YEAR TO GET THIS DONE but FUCK it feels so good to have it done !! there may be some differences in writing but I don't actually know- It’s currently 4:20 in the morning and i have work at 8 SO wish me luck on that ANYWAYS i hope you enjoy the first part of our series: Spidermark !!!!)

pairing: reader x spiderman!mark

genre: fluff

warnings/notes: heights, falling (I proofread this like 4 times but there will still totally be mistakes so just a lil warning

word count: 6669

You were always convinced that nothing extraordinary would ever happened in your life, most people never experience the extraordinary and you didn't see any reason why you'd be different. You never felt like you had the ability to change the world but you were thankful that others were able to. Every time you heard stories of superheroes catching criminals or saving the world you wondered how hard it was to step up and try and make the world a safer place.

You decided that there wasn't anything wrong with just wanting to enjoy life and so you did, one moment at a time. Weather you were working a late shift at your family's cafe or cramming for a test with your best friend Mark, you always tried to find a reason to enjoy it. So, you enjoyed closing the cafe with your brothers and eating a few of the leftover baked goods that didn't sell, even if Kun complained about it not being a healthy dinner. The only enjoyable thing about cramming with Mark was the Mark part, but it was worth it when you saw the excited look on his face he finally managed to help you understand what you were missing.

Of course you didn't have to try and find a bright side to everything. Sometimes exciting things would just happen naturally. Like how you finally managed to convince your new friend Jisung to join your dance group after what felt like forever. After two weeks of trying to convince him, the shy boy finally caved and agreed to come in for practice and see if he liked it.

You were excited to say the least. From what you'd seen, Jisung was insanely talented and this gave him the opportunity to get to know some more people better and make stronger friendships. It was very clear when you convinced him to join that he was nervous, so you offered to show up a bit earlier with Mark to help warm up with him before the others joined in.

That morning you woke up to the sound of your brother quietly singing and the scent of fresh blueberry muffins. Your alarm wasn’t due for another sixteen minutes but you didn't want to risk sleeping through it if you went back to bed so you managed to get up and kick on your slippers. Waddling over to your desk, you turned on your speaker and connected your phone, letting your obnoxiously energetic morning playlist try to keep you awake.

The rising sun painted the sky a gradient of pink and purple, thankfully the forecast called for a warm sunny day.

You grabbed the new pair of jean shorts Chenle convinced you to buy over the weekend and a white and purple baseball t-shirt. After getting changed, you sent a text to Mark letting him know you'd be ready in an hour and set off to steal a few muffins for breakfast.

You walked into the kitchen finding Jaehyun half asleep at the table clutching his coffee, while Kun put away the last of the dishes still singing quietly to himself. “Good Morning.” You greet your brothers tiredly.

Kun shot a smile in your direction, “Morning (y/n), there's muffins and coffee on the counter if you're hungry.” he gestured to the tray of muffins as he placed another plate in the cupboard.

“Sweet,” you crossed the room and grabbed a muffin peeling the wrapper. “Do we have any orange juice left?” you asked before taking a bite

“Uhhhh I think s-” Kun began before being cut off by Jaehyun.

“Ran out last night, sorry kid.” Jaehyun grumbled before downing the rest of his coffee.

You shrugged and grabbed a Tupperware container. “All good, I’ll just grab some on my way home.”

“I'll just add it to the list, I'm going grocery shopping tonight anyways.” Kun suggested as he put the last plate in the cupboard.

“Alrighty,” you put two muffins in the container, sealing it and placing it on the counter. “I'm gonna bring some muffins to mark and tens.”

Jae rolled his eyes at the mention of Mark, “He's my best friend. Get over it.” you narrowed your eyes at your brother before making your way out of the kitchen. You made sure to mess up Jaes hair as you passed by him. He groaned and swatted at your hand.

“Alright, have fun at photography club.” Kun said as he grabbed you lunch off the counter and handed it to you.

“I will, love you guys!! Bye!!” you yelled as you rushed back to your room.

You slipped your homework from the night before into your backpack and stomped twice, warning Mark that you'd be down in a few minutes. You smiled to yourself as you slipped on your thin knee high socks. It was warm out today but thankfully the rest of your outfit would accommodate the weather.

After zipping you backpack closed and slipping on your shoes, you shouted a quick goodbye to your older brothers and climbed out of your window and onto the fire escape. You rushed down the creaky metal stairs and eagerly pulled Mark’s window open.

You sighed when you noticed your best friend sound asleep in bed. Mark had a tendency to over work himself, he was a star student in most subjects and you were often a little perplexed by how well he managed to excel academically while also being an important member of both the dance team, choir, and a science tutor on the side. On top of all that he had the Nakamoto internship that he refused to talk about. You worried about him more often now than before, you noticed him drawing back socially. After he got the internship, he had been spending more time away from you and your other friends, he even quit band.

Mark may have been your best friend, but he was hiding a big secret from you. Mark didn't have an internship with Nakamoto enterprises, that was just a cover up. Although Mark Lee did in a way work for the multi millionaire playboy Nakamoto Yuta, he wasn't an intern. Mark was Queen's very own masked vigilante, the one and only Spider-Man.

Although your heart hurt a bit when he skipped movie night or forgot about plans for reasons unknown to you, you still supported him. You grew up in a tough love family though. While your eldest brother Kun was always warm and supportive, Jaehyun was a bit tougher. The two basically raised you differently at the same time, so you were conflicted with how to express support sometimes. After climbing into his room you smiled softly at the sound of his uncle singing in the kitchen, before proceeding to wake Mark up by throwing a sneaker at him.

“RISE AND SHINE BUBS, UP AND AT EM!” you shouted happily.

Mark groaned and pulled his blankets over his head.

“Why can’t you be nicer?” He grumbled tiredly.

“Oh sorry,” you began softly before tossing your other shoe at him, “We’re losing daylight dork come on!”

He groaned again in response, you rolled your eyes and yanked back his blankets revealing your half naked best friend. He shrieked and grabbed back his blankets covering his bare chest.

“What the hell y/n!” He shouted in distress. Although he was tired he seemed to wake up pretty fast once he saw that he left a bottle of web fluid in his open closet.

You suppressed a giggle and apologized, turning around to face the door as he got changed. Mark rushed around his room slipping the bottle he forgot to hide into his close hamper.

“Can you toss me my shoes sleeping beauty?” You asked Mark sweetly.

“Only if you promise not to throw them at me.” He replied with a yawn.

You laughed “I, y/n the coolest best friend in the world, promise that I will not throw my shoe at my best friend Mark Lee…”

Mark shrugged and tossed you your shoes, satisfied with your answer.

“...for now.” An evil grin appeared on your lip before a loud scream rang through the apartment, causing you to fling open the bedroom door, giving Mark no time to cover himself up. You giggled quietly at the sight of Mark’s uncle Ten waving a charred piece of toast around with a pair of tongs in a panic. He stopped screaming once he tossed the toast in to the sink.

Mark squeaked, quickly pushing you out in a panic and slamming his door shut before getting changed in record time. Ten look over at you and smiled.

“Oh hey y/n!”

Ten was a great guy, he was young but he still did his best to raise Mark, even after his husband died.

“Goooooood morning uncle Ten!” You greeted happily.

“Sunshine, I already told you, just call me Ten. Saying uncle makes me sound old.” He chuckled softly with a playful roll of his eyes.

Mark soon emerged from his room dressed in a grey t-shirt and black jeans.

“Sorry bud, looks like your having Poptarts for breakfast.”

Mark smiled at his uncle. “That’s okay-”

“OH WAIT!” You announced loudly, “Kun made too many muffins this morning! I’ll go grab em’!” Mark watched as you rushed out of the room, not looking away until you disappeared back out of his window.

Ten gave Mark a light smack on the back of his head.

“You could at least try being less obvious,” An embarrassed blush grazed Marks cheeks at his uncle's comment. He rubbed the back of his head as an awkward smile appeared on his lips. “Or you could tell her how you feel.” Mark choked slightly, his eyes widening at the thought of telling you how he feels.

“It's not that simple.” He muttered.

Before Ten could respond, you were climbing back through the window. After closing Marks window, you hurried back to the kitchen.

“I got the muffins! We've got twelve minutes to catch our train!” You announced as you handed a container to Mark. You handed Ten a container too before grabbing Mark’s hand and dragging him out the door. Ten laughed as he saw the blood that rushed to Mark's cheeks before he shut the door.

Mark couldn't help but notice how good you looked today as you walked down the street. Joining dance had definitely made you more confident over time; you wouldn't be caught dead showing that much thigh months ago, but now you were, and you looked amazing. Mark always thought you looked great of course, but he still silently thanked god for the warm weather. The train ride went smoothly, you spent the majority of it talking about your plans to work on your photography portfolio that evening on the roof of a building down the street from the apartment.

The walk from the train station to your school was about 10 minutes, so you and Mark spent the peaceful walk talking about upcoming plans for the dance group. With Jisung being new and you being one of the only people he’s talked to, you wanted to make his entrance to the group as easy and smooth as possible. You and Mark met up with him at the practice room doors when you got to school.

"Hey Blondie!" You greeted him with excitement evident in your voice. He jumped slightly as you hopped onto his back. Immediately wrapping your arms around him, causing the tall boy to laugh nervously as he caught you by your lower thigh.

“Hey shorty.” he retorted with less confidence than usual. Normally that would be a little off putting for you, but you knew he was just scared of making a fool of himself.

“Don't be nervous! We’re extra early so we can practice a bit before everyone else gets here.” You began, as you hopped off his back and pulled your key out of your bag, unlocking the door.

“Let’s do a quick stretch and then we can start. Did you try any of the dances I sent you on Friday?” Jisung nodded as he placed his bag in the corner.

“I got some parts memorized, but I’m still working at them.” He replied, meeting you and Mark in the middle of the room. While you all began to stretch Mark still struggled to keep his eyes off you, he felt kinda creepy but he did his best to not stare. You were so excited to have Jisung with you for dance that you didn't notice Marks stolen glances. You just continued to explain how practice usually went and what to expect when the other boys got there.

Your ‘team’ kind of took over this dance studio after the school built a new, larger one the previous summer. You never had a problem with booking it, actually the dance teacher Mr kim just kind of let your group have control of it since nobody but you wanted to use the old studio. You guys had a whiteboard where you kept important dates, competitions and what not. As well as what you would be focusing on that week and space for notes anyone wanted to leave.

Jealousy - MONSTA X Black Suit - SUPER JUNIOR The Eve - EXO Boss - NCT Silver Spoon - BTS Fantasy - VIXX Lucky One - EXO Boom Boom - SEVENTEEN War of Hormone - BTS Electric Kiss - EXO

Mark watched you update the names written in colorful dry erase markers, your handwriting so straight. Feeling eyes on him, Mark looked back finding Jisung snickering quietly at how obvious he was being. Mark blushed in embarrassment, thankfully you walked across the room and plugged the auxiliary cord that connected to the speakers. You began going over the basics, Mark was a bit stunned to learn that jisung was as good as you said. The kid was new to the school but he most certainly wasn't new to dance. Surprisingly to Mark he wasn't bothered about your new friend being a good dancer, neither of you seemed too interested in anything more than dance. There was no stolen glances between the two of you, just platonic complements and tips. Mark soon joined in, the three of you had about 40 minutes in total before anyone else showed up.

Jeno and Jaemin were the first to show up after you. Even though they already knew Jisung from some classes they shared, they welcomed him into the group with open arms.

Renjun appeared silently sometime between Hyuck and Chenle. Renjun was kind of odd but everyone liked him, even though he had a habit of being a bit blunt at times. Hyuck made his grand entrance as always, flinging a shittly one liner Marks way along with a wink in your direction that had you fighting back the intense urge to start a fight. When Chenle walked in, he noticed the new edition to your team and immediately dragged you into the hall where he then interrogated you about how you managed to recruit ‘ThE gORgEoUs bOy’ from his art class. After you satisfied his need for information on Jisung, you returned to practice just in time for a few more songs.

The rest of practice went by quite quickly. By the end, Jisung had already opened up more to everyone, which made you very happy. After locking up the studio, you linked your arm with Marks, bid the other boys farewell, and started off to your first class.

The school day went by in a flash and soon it was nearing the end of last period. Mark was doing some science tutoring after school so you made plans to pop over to the nearby bubble tea cafe with Jisung. The walk down the street was occupied by simple school talk: classes, homework, teachers and such. Once you got your drinks, the two of you sat down at a table in the corner. You noticed how nervous Jisung looked; fiddling with his straw, his head down as you talked about the new music you got in choir.

“Hey, what’s on your mind bubs?” He looked up at the sound of your voice, his eyes wide, and a light blush creeping onto his cheeks. He seemed hesitant to speak up, so you gave him a reassuring smile.

“Um, I was just kind of wondering if I could maybe um, getchenlesnumberfromyou.” You giggled after Jisung rushed the ending, as if he was secretly hoping you wouldn’t catch it. You couldn’t help but feel your heart flutter as you asked your new friend why. With a sigh, he admitted that he thinks Chenle is ‘kind of cute’ and ‘he would really like to get to know him more.’ and because you already knew how Chenle felt about Jisung, you agreed right away.

“Ohoho my lil jisung has a cruuuuuussshhhh” Jisung rolled his eyes at your teasing and excited giggles as you entered Chenle’s contact into his phone. A scoff left his lips before a smile spread across his face.

“So, what’s up with you and Mark?” Your face contorted with confusion to jisungs question, asking him what he meant.

“I mean like, you two seem super close, as well as all the hanging off each other and not to mention the pet names-” you cut Jisung off at that one.

“What do you mean pet names? I literally just called you bubs 10 minutes ago” You laughed at his little accusations and sipped your drink once more.

Jisung shrugged, “Hm, yeah sure but- is there really nothing there between you two?” Your eyes widened in response.

“What? No! We’ve been best friends since preschool!! We just grew up together, of course we’re close.” Jisung could see the pink tint of your cheeks turning red, and he could hear the slight uncertainty in your voice and see it in your eyes as you finish your sentence. To your luck though, he opted to let it go.

The conversation continued to flow naturally for another hour or so. You talked about anything and everything, ranging from your favourite movies to your most vivid childhood memories. Lucky for you, Jisung didn’t go back to the you and Mark thing for the rest of the little bubble tea date. You two wrapped up around 5 and headed to the train station, where you shared and hug before going opposite ways.

“Hey Kun, I’m going to head out and take some photos. I’ll be back around 9:30 the latest?” After getting a nod of approval from your brother, you placed your plate in the sink and hurried into your room to grab your camera. Slipping on your shoes, you headed for the door.

Kun followed you and placed a hand on your shoulder, “Have fun, but be careful, okay? See you later, get home safe.” Patting your brother’s hand, you nodded and set off.

It was 7:30 and the sun was beginning to set. You ran up the stairs of the tall building towards the rooftop. When you pushed open the door to the roof, you were greeted by a soft breeze and the pinks, yellows, and oranges, of the changing sky. No matter how many sunsets and sunrises you’ve seen, each one of them left you astonished. The colourful sky illuminated the city so beautifully. It was breathtaking. The tall buildings cast shadows down the side streets, leaving sharp silhouettes on all the surfaces they touched. The city looked beautiful.

You looked beautiful too, at least that’s what Mark thought. He was hiding behind a large pole on the building directly across from the one you were on. Like the streets, the bright colours from the sky danced on your skin, the angle casting soft shadows on your face. Mark was out being the friendly neighborhood Spider Man he is before finding himself hiding on a roof, admiring his best friend. He felt like it was slightly creepy for a while; hiding behind a pole in full suit, watching someone take pictures. He ignored those thoughts though, he was too in love with the sight before him to care all that much. You were too focused on what you were doing, you didn’t see the bright red guy discreetly climb the building across the street.

The shots you took were becoming a little too similar, so you decided to take some from where you never took them before. Walking onto the edge of the building, you looked through your lens over the edge. The picture turned out really nice, so you decided to take more there. The wind was picking up and getting pretty strong, but being preoccupied and driven by desire, you didn’t think of the possible risks of standing on the narrow ledge.

Mark froze with fear coursing through his veins for a split second before swinging on his web towards your falling figure. One strong gust of wind caused you to lose your balance and stumble off the edge of the building. You closed your eyes as fear consumed you when your foot slipped off the building.

“HOLY FUCK OH GOD ARE YOU OKAY?!?!” When you opened your eyes, you were back on top of the building. A strong pair of arms were wrapped around your waist, and were face to face -well- face to chest with an overwhelming amount of red. It took you a second to realize that you were being hugged. Pulling back, you looked up and saw no one other than spiderman, but what you couldn’t get past was the voice.

“MARK!? WHAT THE HELL??” You pulled back from who you have concluded is your best friend, and looked at him with confusion.

Mark panicked, he quickly put on his best fake voice to mask his identity, “What! Uh- No! I’m Spidermar- Spiderman!”

You rolled your eyes at Marks lame attempt to mask his identity. That fake voice was the worst thing you’ve ever heard. “Oh my god. Okay so, you’re not Mark?” You were tired of your best friends bullshit, so you pulled out your phone to call him. Again, Mark panicked. If you haven’t noticed by now, panicked Mark is a mess. In his messy panicked state, he grabbed your phone and squeaked as he threw it off the roof.

“OKAY. UHM-” You groaned in annoyance when he, once again, squeaked and shot a web to get your phone back before it hit the pavement below. At that point, you had no doubt that this was your best friend.

“Seriously, Mark. I know what your voice sounds like, I know how it feels to be hugged by you, you literally hugged me earlier today. We’ve been best friends for years. Mark, I know you.” Mark’s heart melted at your last words.

You rolled your eyes, “Now stop being an idiot and take off that mask.” You heard Mark sigh before slipping the mask off and handing you your phone. You slid your phone back into your pocket before looking up to see Mark looking down with a faint blush spread across his cheeks. His hands were locked in front of him, toying with the edge of his mask a little bit. He was embarrassed. You rolled your eyes again a let out a breathy laugh.

Mark looked up slightly at the sound of your laugh, “Why are you- I- I’m sorry” His gaze was cast down again, but he spared you a few short glances. He just saved his best friend from dying, he then threw her phone off the roof, she looked so beautiful with that sunlight on her face.

“It’s okay Mark, I don’t know why you’re apologizing but it’s fine. You just saved my life and you’re my best friend, don’t worry.” Even though Mark could lift a car by himself and fight tons of criminals, sometimes you made him so nervous that he struggled to stand up straight.

“Do you want me to walk you home?” Mark’s eyes reflected the sunset and that made you decided against it.

“Ah actually, I think I’m going to take some more photos. You should head back though, I’ll come by later.” You smiled back at Mark softly before glancing at the sunset. The sky was getting darker by the minute; the pinks, yellows, and oranges blending seamlessly into purples, and a deep blue. Marks smile fell slightly as he spoke.

“Are you sure? It’s starting to get dark..” your fingertips grazed Marks forearm as you nodded with reassurance. Mark noticed how your fingertips lingered on his arm for a little longer than normal. Stop overthinking this. He gulped and nodded before slipping his mask over his face. With one last glance at you, he hopped off the roof and weaved his way around the tall buildings.

A soft sigh left your lips as a chilling wind grazed your body. The sky was almost completely darkened, only a thin strip of peach left along the skyline. The little light that remained from the sunset was slowly being replaced by the soft moonlight. When you pulled your phone out of your pocket, it read 8:47. With the sun beginning to set earlier, the streetlights began illuminating the pavement below. After taking one last look at the stars appearing above you and a few more shots of the skyline and streetlights, you headed towards the door and made your way home.

“Hey! How’d it go? The photos?” Your eldest brothers voice echoed from the kitchen as you shut and locked the door behind you.

“Oh yeah, most of them turned out really nice. You can see all of the cool shapes and shadows the buildings create from up there.” Making your way into the kitchen, a small tired smile adorning your face, you sighed gently at the sight of your brother cleaning. A few stacks of clean dishes sat next to the sink, already dry. Knowing he would only move onto putting those away after, you walked over to where he was.

“That’s great! I’m glad you had a go-” Kun was cut off by your hand suddenly resting over his own that held the cloth to the counter. He glanced over at you, confusion evident on his features.

“Kun, go sit down. I’ll finish up here.” You offered him a gentle smile as he sighed in defeat. With Jaehyun taking the final, later shift at the cafe alone more recently due to his uni classes during the day, Kun had always been cleaning thing the house late. You knew he had a long day working alone at the cafe, so this was the least you could do. Besides, cleaning the kitchen offered an opportunity to think about the previous events of the evening.

“Don’t worry. It won’t take me long, then I’ll go do my homework.” You brother gently pulled you into a hug, a grateful smile forming at his lips.

“Okay, but don’t stay up too late.” You nodded in response to your brother before he took one last look at the kitchen, but made his way to the living soon after.

It didn’t take long for your mind to be plagued with thoughts and questions about what had exactly happened less than an hour before. You almost died. Your best friend saved your life. Your best friend was spiderman. So many questions were running through your mind; how did you never notice? How was he able to keep this from you? How could he have kept this from you? Did anyone else know?? And if so, why didn’t he tell you? How did you really feel about this? How did Mark save you in time? Where was he before that? Where was he now? Was he safe? There were plenty of other things clouding your brain other than a million questions. It was almost as though your brain was replaying what had happened moment by moment as if trying to analyze and decipher it all. The cool breeze on your skin as you held the camera up to your eye. The shadows of the buildings. The moment you lost your footing, eyes shut tight, preparing for your inevitable fate. The moment you opened your eyes to find you were back on top of the building. The moment you realize your best friend the spiderman.

It was more than just that. You began involuntarily over analyzing his movements, and your own. How his grip tightened and remained on your waist for what might have been a second too long. The blush that spread across his cheeks when he took off his mask. How red the tips of his ears were soon after. How nervous he sounded when he spoke to you. How lovely he looked with the orange sunlight that painted his skin. The way his smile faltered when you declined his offer to walk you home. The way the sun defined his lips. How he gulped when your fingertips lingered on his arm. How your heart fluttered at the thought of hi-

Your thoughts were interrupted when you reached for another dish and were met with thin air. You were so lost in thought that you hadn’t realized you were done cleaning. It was now 9:26, and with all of these things floating around in your head, you knew you 1. wouldn’t be able to focus on your homework and 2. you needed to talk to Ten.

Knowing that neither of your brothers would want you out and about at this hour alone, you left your homework open on your desk with your door shut and the lights on. Peaking out into the hall towards the living room, you saw a movie on the television and your brother laying on the sofa, his chest softly rising and falling as he got some well deserved rest. You silently cheered at the sight. Your brother was overworked, and now there was almost no risk of him checking on you within the next hour and not finding you in your room.

You carefully stepped out of your window and quietly hurried to the apartment below. You expected to see Mark when you reached his bedroom window but instead you were met with a dark, empty room. A gentle breath of relief left your lips as you opened up the window and slipped through. You shot Ten a quick text, letting him know you were coming over just so he wouldn’t freak out and hit you with a frying pan after you just snuck in through his nephews window, and once you got a thumbs up emoji sent back you walked out of marks room.

“Hey uncle Ten” Your voice sounded tired yet cheerful as you greeted the older male.

Ten jumped and pressed a hand to his chest as he turned around to face you “JEEZ LOUISE. y/n i thought you were coming through the front- wait did you text me from Marks room??” you giggled lightly at Ten’s reaction before walking over and plopping down into the love seat, your feet hanging over one of the armrests. Ten walked back over and took a seat on the sofa in front of you.

“What can I do for you, my dear?” You stared at him for a moment before leaning your head back with a soft whine. Ten looked at you with a curious express when he noticed the blush that now painted your cheeks.

“I just- oh I don’t know. I think just- feelings??? I guess??” The truth was that you just didn’t know where to start with this. Ten raised his eyebrows at you.

You were smart enough to assume Ten didn’t know Mark was spiderman. He would totally freak if he knew how close Mark came to dying almost everyday, so you didn’t mention anything along those lines at all. This conversation was to sort out your feelings with the other person that knew Mark as well as you did.

“Feelings? About what? Or for whom, maybe?” a cheeky smile found its way onto his lips and in that moment, you knew he knew what you were talking about.

“I think just, feelings for Mark?? I really don’t know what happened but I was just hyper aware of everything today and now I just can’t stop thinking about him. Just everything about him. The way that one piece of hair falls over his forehead, or the way his nose scrunches up when he laughs too hard, how his eyes almost always have that little sparkle in them-” you didn’t notice the smile on your face as you spoke until Ten pointed it out.

“My goodness honey, seeing that smile on your face I don’t know who’s more whipped for who, you or him.” Ten chuckled before taking a sip of his tea. Your eyes widened as you processed his words. ‘I don’t know who’s more whipped for who, you or him.’

“Wait- what did you just say?” you didn’t know if you heard him right.

Ten just smiled at you once more, curling his legs up onto the sofa. “Sweetheart, I don’t know if you seriously didn’t notice but Mark is head over heels for you. Oh! But you didn’t hear that from me” Ten shot you a quick wink after the final words past his lips. Your lips parted in awe at this new information.

“Are- are you serious?” you could still barely process what you were being told.

Ten tilted his head to the side. “Trust me, I would never, ever lie to you hun; and I sure as hell would never lie about something like this.”

You smiled softly before diving into conversation with him, asking all the questions that came to mind. Ten answered them all eagerly, enjoying how you were not afraid or nervous to talk about this with him, It was a nice break for him from Mark, who would always get awkward and shy at the mere mention of his feelings for you. Whereas for you, it was nice to have someone to talk to about this stuff, because Lord knows how your brothers would handle it.

Taking notice of the time, you realized that Jaehyun would be home soon, waking Kun in the process who would then pop in to say goodnight to you. “Oh shoot, I better get back upstairs. Jae will be home soon and if I’m not there when he checks up on me, he will freak. Thank you for everything tonight, it really means a lot.” You stood up and stretched your arms before Ten enveloped you in a tight hug.

“Alright dear, thank you for stopping by. Come by anytime you want to talk about these kinds of things, okay? I’ve always got your back.” he smiled at you as you pulled away from the hug, sending him a sweet smile back before making your way back to Marks window.

“Sweetie why don’t you just take the front door?” you turned around, briefly walking backwards as you responded.

“I’m currently in my room doing homework, and Kun’s asleep on the sofa right now. I can’t risk waking him up like that.” Ten nodded and waved you off as you walked into Marks room. You drew back the curtains only to be startled by Mark hanging upside down outside his window. You rolled your eyes at him.

“What are you doing out here like that?” The boy in front of you pulled his mask off his head, hair a mess, still hanging upside down. You felt your heart grow warm at the sight.

“Well I just got here and I heard you talking to Ten about not taking the front door so I knew you’d come this way- oh the upside down thing; um its just kind of fun.” you giggled and shook your head at him.

“Why are you so cute?” That was meant to stay in your head but instead it came out a whisper. Both your and Marks eyes widened at your comment. It was quiet for a moment, a slight tension hanging in the air, but you couldn’t stop your eyes from flickering between his and his lips. You noticed him doing the same. In an attempt to cut the tension, you spoke again.

“Um, thank you again for not letting me fall to my death earlier.” you chuckled nervously, trying to move past your previous question. Mark smiled gently, “Well yknow, I was just uh in the neighborhood, and- got there are the right time, I suppose.”

You giggled, “Oh yeah, sur-” your sentence was cut short by Mark lips pressing against yours, his gloved hand resting on the side of your face. Soon, your hands found their way to Mark’s cheeks as well, as your lips moved together softly.

The kiss was not too long, but not too short. Probably a very good length for a first kiss. When you two pulled apart, you were still in slight shock. Where Mark’s boost of confidence came from? He doesn’t even know himself, but he sure was glad it happened.

“Wow..” Mark’s voice was just a whisper when he spoke. You smiled and nodded, whispering a quiet ‘yeah’ in response. This moment was almost magical, almost perfect. That’s when the web snapped, sending Mark head first onto the metal fire escape with a loud bang.

“What was that?! y/n are you okay?” Ten’s voice was slightly muffled on the other side of Marks door. You panicked before responding.

“Oh!! Yeah, I’m okay!! I just- tripped on my way out the window!! I’ll be going now for real though! Goodnight! See you tomorrow!” You shouted back, silently praying he wouldn’t walk into the room to see you still there. After hearing Ten reply with a goodnight back, you hopped out the window and took Marks head in your hands, his eyes squeezed shut as he quietly groaned in pain.

“Holy fuck Mark, are you okay?? Jeez.” trying to suppress a giggle, you stroked his hair gently.

“Yeah, I’m good, just a little bu-” Mark was cut off by a shout from your bedroom one level up.

“Y/N WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?” you winced at the sound of Jaehyun’s yelling before yelling back.

“I’m coming back up!! I just had to help Ten with his, uh, cAN OPENER.” Confusion washed over your own features at your excuse before you turned your attention back to Mark, who now had his head resting on your lap. You smiled down at him, the warm feeling coming back to your heart when he looked up at you.

“Okay, I gotta go. Put some ice on your head please, and get to sleep. I’ll come by in the morning to see how you’re doing.” You helped Mark stand up before turning to hurry up the stairs, only to be stopped by Mark pulling you back towards him. He wrapped his arms around you when you bumped into his chest, and you did the same. Closing your eyes and taking in the familiar, sweet scent. A blush dusted across your features as he pressed his lips to your forehead before letting you go. You looked down to hide your face before standing on your toes to give Mark a final kiss on the cheek, saying goodnight, and scurrying up the stairs.

You said goodnight to you brothers, giving them both tight hugs before shutting down for the night yourself. You thought expressing your love to your brothers was important, especially after almost dying earlier in the day, but they didn’t have to know about that yet.That night, you couldn’t keep the smile off of your face. The feelings of Mark’s lips still lingered on your own and on your forehead, his smile still very vivid in your mind.

You may not have been completely sure of where you now stood with your best friend, but you were looking forward to where this adventure would take you two.

[brettyimages]

all of them. U know u want to

omg ok, i did the ones you said you wanted to do all of bc even though i didn’t rb them tonight, the little rb sign was lit up so i must have done at some point i hope that’s the ones i was meant to do!

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? The last person I messaged was @llllusion so that’d be weird since we live on opposite sides of the planet so probably like “how did this happen?”

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?Nothing at all.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?Yes, I would care.  Whether or not it would be a problem is a different question

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Nope, only 5

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?Lol yes of course

7. What does your last received text say?“Feel it girl” 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?I guess a few times

9. Where was your last kiss at?At the end of a little path in town

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I don’t have a sister

11. What do you drink in the morning?Chocolate milk, usually

12. Where did you sleep last night?In my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?Yeah

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yeah, I wouldn’t apply for promotion

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Yeah, I don’t want to speak to him

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?Sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?I don’t

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Pyjama pants, they have stars on them

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?No, probably not

20. Does anyone like you?No, probably not

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?No

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?No

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?There are people I don’t like but I’m able to be civil

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?Not really

25. In the past week have you cried?No

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? I can’t remember.  I don’t really know dog breeds.

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?A bit of both?

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?No

29. Do you think you’re old?A little, like I’ve missed out on a lot of things

30. Do you like text messaging?Yeah

31. What type of day are you having?It’s been fine, like a little better than usual but by no means exciting

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?A little, but not seriously

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Cold, it’s the first warm day of the year and my room is very warm

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Yes

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?I don’t know????

37. What song are you listening to?I’m not right now, I’m watching The Office

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?No40. What made you start liking the person you like now?Finding out we had things in common even though I thought we were really different41. When did you last receive a text message?A few hours ago42. What is wrong with you right now?Too hot!43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Not super well44. Does anyone disgust you?Yes. Found out a guy I work with brushes his teeth max twice a week45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?I mean, depends who, but yes46. Are you in a good mood right now?Relatively47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My brother48. What color shirt are you wearing?Lilac49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?Yeah50. Anyone you’re giving up on?A little51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?No

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Yes, probably53. Do you like rain?I’d like rain just now because of the heat 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Yeah, to an extent55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? Yes, always56. Do you like to cuddle?Yes57. Are you shy?Yeah, around new people 58. Do you get along with girls?Not very often, tbh, but I think it just happens that I work in a male-dominated place so I have a lot of male friends?59. Have you dated the person you texted last?No 60. What do you carry with you at all times?My phone, mostly 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Yes 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?I think so 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?No 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Indescribably65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?I saw Brett Anderson smile???

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?There aren’t 3 lol but a couple of years older than me

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    I love to do them myself!68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    Leopard print69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    I don’t have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    Lil Wayne - fun fact when I was like 16 I was obsessed with his song I Feel Like Dying71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    I’m an iPhone bitch72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    Um, a few months ago when I was on business73. Do you like diet soda?    I do not74. What color are the walls in your room?    White :\75. Are you 16 or older?    Older!76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    I never have77. Do you have a job?    Yes, today is my 3.5 year anniversary of starting at my company  78. What are your initials?    RGS79. Did you ever have braces?    No, I went to the orthodontist and cried and didn’t want to 80. Are you from the south?    South of Scotland

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    “Tonight I saw Suede for the first time!” with a video of them playing Trash82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    No83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    Equal?84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    Yeah! We had a little cheerleading squad in primary school and I got to be in it85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    Captain Marvel86. Do you smoke?    No87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    I wear flipflops in the house, I don’t wear heels really unless they’re on platforms

88. Is your phone touch screen?    Yes!  How long ago were these questions drafted?

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    It’s wavy90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    Tried to91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    Pool92. Have you ever made out in a car?    No93. …Had sex in a car?    No, but tell Justine Frischmann to call me any time94. Are you single or in a relationship?    Single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    Sleeping96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    Bonfire night, probably97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    It’s fine?98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    No99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    No100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    Not hate but dislike, yeah101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    No102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    Tik Tok is the only one I can remember the name of rn103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    I have never had tan lines, only sunburn104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  I wouldn’t wear cowboy boots full stop 

[lildevyl]

Can you write about jackieboyman as a transgender? Ftm please

I’ve been sitting on this for quit awhile and the reason is that I wasn’t sure on how to write this prompt, being a cis bisexual ghoul.  But then inspiration hit me.  So, I hope you don’t mind @pugsepticeye004.  I’m going to dedicate this post to a co-worker/friend of mine.  Unfortunately, he doesn’t have Tumblr account but he’s on Devinart and Twitter.  So, Sethony, @staratopia, this is for you my friend! XD!!!!!

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(Septic House)

It was a nice sunny day, and the weather finally started to warm up a bit. Jameson was even starting to see some of his flowers beginning to bloom.  Smiling to himself, Jameson went around the house, helping out with some the housework.  He decided to clean up a bit in Jackie’s room, when a particular picture caught his eye.  It was photograph of a woman.  The woman was in a Super Hero costume but she remarkably looked bit like Jackieboy Man.  Shrugging his shoulders Jameson, would ask Jackieboy about it later.  Maybe it was a cousin.  Their Creator, Jack, does have older siblings.  Hhmm, maybe one of them has an Alter Ego as well.  Getting back at the task at hand, Jameson finished cleaning up.

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(Septic House, Later that Night)

It was anything but quiet out the Septic House.  Everyone was home enjoying dinner and just having a good ole time.  It wasn’t until Jameson brought up the picture the mood kinda shift.  Everyone looking at Jackie as if asking permission for something.

Jackie laughed and waved it off.  “It’s okay guys I’m not ashamed nor should we hide it.”  Jackie smiled and turned to Jameson.  “JJ, what do you know about transgender?”

“Trans - what?”  His speech slides falter.

“Transgender.  It means that you born as one gender but are completely another.”  Jackie explained.  Upon seeing a very confuse and bewilder look on Jameson’s face Jackie continued.  “Think about it like this.  When your born you automatically inherit a house.  That house is your’s.  Some people are very happy with the house that have and decorate they way they want.  Some, may redecorate for quite a while until it’s the way they want it.  Others, like myself, never felt comfortable or happy with the house.  No matter how they decorated it. So, they went and found a new one that they are happy with.”

Jameson wasn’t too sure if you understood.  “So, your saying that you were once a girl?  But are now, a boy?”

“Yes, exactly!”  Jackie exclaimed that Jameson was getting.

“I don’t quite understand.  How, can you be a boy if you were a girl?”

“There is a special procedure that one has to go through.  Years, of therapy to make sure your in a good mind set.  From there it is, different parts of surgery to go through.  Until, you are a boy or a girl.”  Henrik explained with a small smile on his face.  “I was the one who performed the surgery for Jackie.”

“When I first came here at Egopocalypse.  I was a girl.  But I kept feeling like something was off.  Like something wasn’t right with me.  At first I just thought it was me being a Super Hero, and having to have a secret identity but it wasn’t that.  So, I tried so many things of being a “Girl.”  What was suppose to be the right thing and then just trying to be me.  But never felt right in being a girl.”  Jackie then a serious look on his face.

“I never told our Creator, Jack.  Not at first.  I was too embarrassed and a little ashamed at the time.  Jack created me as a girl but here I was thinking that he made a mistake.  That I was suppose to be a boy.  I then dated this one guy.  Someone that I should not have dated at all.  Let’s just say.  He was only interested in me if I stayed a girl and gave up this whole “pretending to be a boy” nonsense.  Needless to say.  I dumped that guy.”

Jackie took sometime to collect himself.  “For the longest time, even after I dumped that guy.  It seemed like I was trying to convince myself of being a girl.  Even telling myself that I was a cross-dresser. Then, I met someone.  A co-worker of mine, now, a good friend.  And I’m glad I did.  She was the one to point out to me about me being a transgender.  When she did that, it finally made sense.”

Jackie smiled.  “She also, helped me out about finding a therapist and was with me from the get go.  I still meet up with her from time to time when our schedules aren’t so heck it.”

Jackie watched Jameson for a few minutes.  It seems like Jameson was getting it.  If the look of understanding was anything to by.

“Did you tell Jack?  And what was his reaction”  Jameson asked concerned.  He truly hoped that Jack took the news well.

“I did.”  Jackie’s smile broaden.  “He was shocked at first but very accepting of it.  Basically, said to say it loud and say it proud.  And to never be ashamed of it.”

Jameson smile at his brother.  “Well, if your happy with your decision.  Then I’m happy too.  Thank you for sharing this with me.  And for letting me know what a transgender is.  I might still have some question though.”

“Ask me any time, JJ.”  Jackie told Jameson.

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Lil Devyl’s Notes:  I just wanted to let everyone know.  All the cross dressers that I have met and a the few that I do know.  They still seem themselves as either a girl or a boy.  So, I’m just going off on that.  But feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

And like I said.  This goes out to a co-worker/friend of mine, Sethony.  You can find some of his artwork on Devinart, Twitter and YouTube @staratopia.

[ahmuteun]

All of them :D

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Well, that would be my little and I love her but nahh

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

That’s a great question, I have no fucking clue lmfao

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I mean if they had an addiction then yes cause that’s rlly bad

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Nope

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

No?

7. What does your last received text say?

“Nope, you only told me about the one”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Wayyyy too many

9. Where was your last kiss at?

………  his bed LOL whoops

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

August 10th

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water, maybe tea if I’m feeling it

12. Where did you sleep last night?

Mah bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

I am the worst person to ask about this LOL

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

I mean maybe some small, stupid, insignificant thing that I did 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problem?

Lmfao I mean it would be fine but he’s fuckin stupid and would say/ do a lot of stupid shit 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Nope, I don’t know anyone in the world who has that name lol

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

I’m not wearing any pants cause I’m in bed LOL

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

Naaahhhhhhh I doubt it

20. Does anyone like you?

Highly doubtful, no matter what some people say

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Unfortunately 

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

Nah, he says he is as a joke but that’s it

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

I mean kind of but I deal with it just cause I have to

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yep LOL

25. In the past week have you cried?

Nah, I haven’t cried in months

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Uuuuhhhhhh I can’t remember but he’s smol and white and cute

Unless I saw a rando dog on the street and forgot about it which I think I did 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

In

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Ummmmm I don’t think so??

29. Do you think you’re old?

Nah, I’m still young 

30. Do you like text messaging?

Meh I’m neutral to it

31. What type of day are you having?

Unproductive but not awful cause I got to hang with my best buds

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Maybe for like one hot second but that’s it

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

If it’s warm and not sweltering hot then tha’ts fine but I like fall/ spring weather

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeah, of course

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

I don’t know what I want anymore dfsohafohifadsf fuck

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

I’m generally a simple person 

37. What song are you listening to?

The h3 podcast 

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

 Yeah, unless it’s very clearly a joke or something but when I apologise I mean it

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

Yep and I love them with all my heart 

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

 We aren’t talking about this garbage rn lmfao

41. When did you last receive a text message?

 Like 10 seconds ago LOL

42. What is wrong with you right now?

 A lot of things 

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

 Pretty well, we’re very close 

44. Does anyone disgust you?

 Uhhhh idk I don’t think so??

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

 Let’s not get into this cause I don’t fuckin know lmfao

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

 Yeah I’m fine 

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

 My roommate

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

 Navy

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

No I don’t think so,  I mean H told me that she knows something that I should know but it’s not her place to say but I didn’t want to hear it anyways  

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

 Uuuhhhhh no?? I mean maybe?? I guess it depends on what is meant by “giving up on” 

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

Nah

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

 Ummmm, no?? Idk

53. Do you like rain?

Yes and no, like it’s nice cause of the smell and ambiance but my bookbag gets soaked, my shoes and socks get wet, plus it gets cold

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

 I don’t have one but I drink so no, but like the drugs if it’s an addiction/ problem then yeah I care. I mean as long as they’re safe and not dying then it’s fine

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

I mean when I was younger, yeah

56. Do you like to cuddle?

 Yeah, cuddles are great

57. Are you shy?

Depends

58. Do you get along with girls?

Yeah but most of my mates are guys

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

NOPE thank fuck

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone, lipstick or lip balm, my wallet, and my keys

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Oh for sure, without a fucking doubt

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

I don’t think I’m gonna be in a relationship for a very long time if at all so I don’t fucking know. But if the relationship has run its course before the five month mark then it’s time to call it quits

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

 I mean idk if it’s cute, but it’s nice

Actually yeah I take that back, it is cute

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

I mean I saw some cute dogs, but if u mean like romantically cute then nah

Well my roommate set up a romantic night for her and her bf and that was cute, it was gross but also cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

22, 22, and 21

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

Neither cause I have better things to do than paint my nails lmao

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

Neither lol

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

Nope cause I don’t like stickers on my car, magnets sure, but not stickers

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

Lil wayne, easy

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

 ANDROID!!

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

Saturday lol, my roommate and her bf bought some and let me have some

73. Do you like diet soda?    

 I’m not really a soda person so nah

74. What color are the walls in your room?    

White

75. Are you 16 or older?    

Yep, thank god

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

Nah

77. Do you have a job?    

Yep

78. What are your initials?    

CS

79. Did you ever have braces?    

Yep, I hated it but I guess it’s good that I had them

80. Are you from the south?  

With all technicalities, I’m not really sure where I’m from but it definitely isn’t the south lol

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

Idk I never post to facebook, I think it was one of those friendship memories things

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?  

Nope LOL 

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

My mom, without a doubt

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

I did gymnastics for a hot second when I was little

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Uuuhhhhh ant man and the wasp maybe????

86. Do you smoke?    

Nah

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

Depends on the event/ what I’m wearing but heels lol

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Yep

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

Natural, so wavyish???

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

Nah

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

Pool cause no sand LOL

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

....... yes

93. …Had sex in a car?    

........ let’s not

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

s i n g l e

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

Walking back to my apartment 

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

Yesterday 

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

It’s alright, better than my last phone

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

LOL o boy, yeah I have  

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

I mean, I’ve fallen asleep cause drinking made me tired but I don’t know if that qualifies as passing out

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

I don’t hate anyone so no

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

No and let’s hope it stays that way

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Idk man, probably one of her older songs from middle school or something 

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

YES 

My mates say that I don’t but I do, it’s slight but it’s there

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

I’d rather eat glass than wear cowboy boots 

[coco-vanilla-arty]

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? -Would be the happiest person in the world

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? -Who knows🤷🏻‍♀️ I adore him

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? -No, because we do it together & it’s great

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? -No

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? -Very drunk, was perfect

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? -He’s the only person who can calm me down

7. What does your last received text say? -‘sorry I can’t stay I need to go to work tomorrow’

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? -Not enough, no way near enough

9. Where was your last kiss at? -On my bed

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? -Yesterday!

11. What do you drink in the morning? -Tea

12. Where did you sleep last night? -My bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? -so tough but so worth it when you adore someone

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? -I would change pretty much everything tbh. But I met him at the best time and the last few months have been amazing

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? -music playing, smoking, falling in love

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? -A sunny day after the rain, where the air is fresh

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? -Nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? -knickers

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? -Who knows? I hope so

20. Does anyone like you? -Yes

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? -Yep

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? -no

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? -Yep

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? -I want more, we will get Maccabees ones

25. In the past week have you cried? -A little

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? -Frenchie

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? -Out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? -Yep

29. Do you think you’re old? -No

30. Do you like text messaging? -Prefer to call

31. What type of day are you having? -A great night, listening to him play guitar & video games & lasagne

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? -Already got it

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? -Cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? - my guy friends, my best friend

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? -I would marry you

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? -Complicated but simply

37. What song are you listening to? Maccabees // toothpaste kisses

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? -Always

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? -Maddie ❤️ Kira, sash, Ellie

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? - he’s just perfect, the way he is, a gentle person, a passionate person

41. When did you last receive a text message? -12:30 when he got home

42. What is wrong with you right now? - I want him here

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? -Very

44. Does anyone disgust you? -Yep

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? -100%

46. Are you in a good mood right now?-Yes

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? -Jordan

48. What color shirt are you wearing? -Black

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? -Yes

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? -Yep

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? -I am head over heels, I couldn’t ever hate him, I cannot wait for the future whatever that’ll be

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? -Yep

53. Do you like rain? -Love it

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? -Hell no, we get so drunk, slow dance in busy bars

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?- No

56. Do you like to cuddle? -Yes

57. Are you shy? -No

58. Do you get along with girls? -Sometimes, I’m learning to. I have 8 best girl mates

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? -Yes

60. What do you carry with you at all times? -Phone, keys, ID, card, necklace, baccy

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? -Yeh

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? -With him, I think we could last through anything

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? -Yeh, with a cunt xoxo

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? - definitely, id kiss his neck because he likes that too

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? -Slow danced with you, held your hand as we walk in the road to get home, lying with you, kissing you

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 20, 22, 3

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? -Myself or Maddie

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? -Leopard

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? -I have stickers on my laptop 🤙🏼

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? Who?

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? -iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? -Agesssss agooooo

73. Do you like diet soda? -No

74. What color are the walls in your room? -White and covered in photographs, illustrations and work

75. Are you 16 or older? -20

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? -Yep watched*

77. Do you have a job? -YES Vintage Lovingggg

78. What are your initials?- CEC

79. Did you ever have braces? -nope

80. Are you from the south? -Of Leic yeh but midlandssss

81. What does your last status on facebook say? - a song you love

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? - Yes, we see eachother all the time

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? -Mum

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? -Gymnastics wayyyyyy ago

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? Street Car Names Desire - theatre & Incredibles 2 - cinema

86. Do you smoke? Yes

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? -Healed boots m8 or conveese

88. Is your phone touch screen? -Yeh

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?- Wavy

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? -Yep

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? -Lake

92. Have you ever made out in a car? -Yes

93. …Had sex in a car? -Nope

94. Are you single or in a relationship? -Who knows

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? - High, sleepy, catching up from the weekend

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? -Bonfire night

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? -Yeh

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -Yeh

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ok which one of you losers did this @fuckin-ayyyyyyyyyyyy @persephvnesgf??

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? lmao @persephvnesgf 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? lmao that was so fucking long ago like idk 6 years? anyway we dont speak to eachother anymore

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? yes

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yup

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? sober af i was 12 dude

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? all day er day

7. What does your last received text say? “Valencia has gay benches everywhere, yesssss”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? idk

9. Where was your last kiss at? in my room? i cant remember

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? right now 

11. What do you drink in the morning? milk

12. Where did you sleep last night? in my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? idk

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? probably

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? idk DUDE STOP WITH THE KISSING QUESTIONS

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? nope nobody guys its “tiger” if you happen to know somebody named tiger pls contact me

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? my field hockey shorts

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? i sure as fuck hope so

20. Does anyone like you? idk

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? noooo hell no bro

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? duh

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? all the time

25. In the past week have you cried? jup twice

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? my own doggo :D an english bulldog

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? nope

29. Do you think you’re old? regarding the people i hang out with yes, in general no

30. Do you like text messaging? jup

31. What type of day are you having? a slow one

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? yessss

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? my friends :)

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? idk

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? im simply complicated ;)

37. What song are you listening to? Henry Jamison - Real Peach

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? yes

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? jup @fuckin-ayyyyyyyyyyyy :)

40. What made you start liking the person you like now? idk

41. When did you last receive a text message? this afternoon

42. What is wrong with you right now? BOII A LOT

43. How well do you know the last female you texted? i’d say pretty well

44. Does anyone disgust you? jup

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? depends

46. Are you in a good mood right now? yeah :)

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my mom

48. What color shirt are you wearing? black ‘n’ white

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? yes all the time

50. Anyone you’re giving up on? my old crushes

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? nah

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? jup

53. Do you like rain? fucking love it

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? nope

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? all the fucking time ma dudes

56. Do you like to cuddle? love to

57. Are you shy? jup

58. Do you get along with girls? yeah i think so

59. Have you dated the person you texted last? nope

60. What do you carry with you at all times? my Phone/earphones and my keys

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? idk 

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? yes

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? duh

65. Did anything cute happen in the last week? my doggo kept following me around the house and ignored everyone except for me

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? IDFK

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself 

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? zebra

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i dont even own a car

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? probably lil wayne idk luke

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iPhone for sure

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like 84 years ago idk

73. Do you like diet soda? i hate soda

74. What color are the walls in your room? white

75. Are you 16 or older? older thank god

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? nope

77. Do you have a job? not yet 

78. What are your initials? QTB

79. Did you ever have braces? yep

80. Are you from the south? nope

81. What does your last status on facebook say? idk i hardly use fb

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? nope

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? my mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? nope

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? WONDER WOMAN WITH THIS HOE @persephvnesgf

86. Do you smoke? sometimes

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops

88. Is your phone touch screen? yup

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? it starts out as curly then i straighten it and it turns wavy after a little while and the whole thing starts over

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? nope

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? river

92. Have you ever made out in a car? nope

93. Had sex in a car? IM A VIRGIN FFS

94. Are you single or in a relationship? UGH STILL FUCKING SINGLE

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? freaking out cause all my snapchat streaks where about to die 

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? a couple of weeks ago

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? eh

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no fucking hell bro

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? nope

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? lmaooo lots

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? nope 

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: learn to let go/hymn/praying/the rest of the album

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? yeah

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? HELL NO

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Thanks for the ask! Under the cut...

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Well this is awkward...

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? 

Mutual avoidance

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

Depends on which type of drugs... I’m chill with pot, shrooms, acid... but not hard drugs

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? 

yessss

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? 

Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? 

All the time

7. What does your last received text say? 

Thanks Colleen!

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? 

1

9. Where was your last kiss at? 

My old restaurant 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? 

Don’t have one

11. What do you drink in the morning? 

Water, pepsi or tea depending on when I went to bed

12. Where did you sleep last night? 

In my own bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard? 

Sometimes but I think its always worth putting in the effort

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? 

Yes

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? 

Honestly its just gonna be awkward as hell

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? 

Rainy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? 

not that I can think of

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? 

Jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? 

Dear God I hope so

20. Does anyone like you? I guess? 

I’m sometimes a likable person

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? 

Nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay? 

Nope

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? 

The current President of the United States

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? 

Yeah, I already have them planned out

25. In the past week have you cried? 

Yeah

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? 

Bulldog

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? 

Out of

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? 

Nope

29. Do you think you’re old? 

Nah

30. Do you like text messaging? 

Yes. Preferred method of long range communication

31. What type of day are you having? 

Its alright, just a bit long

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? 

Yeah I’ve been thinking about it recently 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? 

Cold

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? 

Yeah, a couple of them actually

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? 

Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? 

Complicated

37. What song are you listening to? 

The Worst Guys -Childish Gambino

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? 

Always, an insincere apology is worse than not apologizing at all.39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? 

Yeah 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? 

Similar interests and then he was super funny.41. When did you last receive a text message? 

1:01 AM42. What is wrong with you right now? 

I’m totally procrastinating on my life right now43. How well do you know the last female you texted? 

Kinda well? We’ve known each other for over a year now.44. Does anyone disgust you? 

The current President of the United States45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? 

If the right person asked46. Are you in a good mood right now? 

Yeah, things are looking up47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? 

My brother48. What color shirt are you wearing? 

Green and grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? 

Uh not really50. Anyone you’re giving up on? 

Nah, there’s always a chance for redemption 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? 

No, it just wasn’t meant to be at the time

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? 

Yes, there’s too many memories and emotions. But I will always give them another chance53. Do you like rain?

I love it 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? 

Nah, do what makes you happy55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? 

All the time 56. Do you like to cuddle? 

Yes, I’m such a cuddle slut57. Are you shy? 

Yes 58. Do you get along with girls? 

Yeah 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? 

No, but my best friend is 60. What do you carry with you at all times? 

My phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? 

LOL NOPE 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? 

Yeah 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? 

This current October or last year? Either way, the answer is the same: Nope 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? 

Yes65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? 

My coworkers all separately and individually told me how much they love me.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 

Currently? UHhh 28 and 23 I think

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? 

Do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? 

Zebra69. Do you have any stickers on your car? 

My pass for the metroparks70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? 

Lil Wayne71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? 

iPhone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? 

Its been years73. Do you like diet soda? 

Yeah its alright74. What color are the walls in your room? 

Grey75. Are you 16 or older? 

Older76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? 

No77. Do you have a job? 

Yeah  78. What are your initials? 

CMM79. Did you ever have braces? 

Nah80. Are you from the south? 

Nope

81. What does your last status on facebook say?  

 Remember when we were told to not close the lid of the laptop until it was finished shutting down? I think about that a lot.82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? 

Nope83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? 

Mom84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? 

Gymnastics for a little bit when I was young  85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? 

The Mountain Between Us86. Do you smoke? 

Nah87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? 

Heels88. Is your phone touch screen? 

Yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? 

Straight 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

Yes91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? 

Pool  92. Have you ever made out in a car? 

Nope93. …Had sex in a car? 

Nope94. Are you single or in a relationship?  

Single95. What were you doing last night at midnight? 

Talking to friends96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? 

A few weeks ago at a baseball game97. Do you like the camera on your phone? 

Not particularly 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? 

Nope99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? 

Nope100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? 

Nope101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? 

Nope102. Name your favorite Kesha song: Praying103. Do you have any tan lines right now? 

No104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? 

Hell No.

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NO ONE ASKED BUT IM BORED SO GET TO KNOW ME

ASK ME THINGS 1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? •Screaming. The last person I texted was my mother 2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? • uhhhh 3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? •hard drugs yeah. Weed nah. I smoke a fuck ton 4. Is your last name longer than six letters? •yes ma'am 5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? •sober holy shit that’s new 6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? •hahah story of my life. The best is super recent. We’ve been sleeping together and I never told him I liked him and he started dating someone else (they have since broken up but we don’t live anywhere near each other so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) 7. What does your last received text say? •yes 8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? •pfffttt idk like 3-4 times? 9. Where was your last kiss at? •Central Park turtle pond 10. When is the last time you saw your sister? •like 5 minutes ago 11. What do you drink in the morning? •water 12. Where did you sleep last night? •my beddddd 13. Do you think relationships are hard? •anyone who says they’re not is s ridiculous liar 14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? •I’d tell the guy I was fucking at school I liked him. But other that that nah 15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? •nope we’d prob just make out a bunch tbh 16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? •summer thunderstorms 17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? •nope 18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? •none of these 19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? •oh god I hope so 20. Does anyone like you? •well I’d HOPE so considering 21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? •…you know holy shit I haven’t 22. Is the last person you kissed gay? •doubt it 23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? •my ex boyfriend that manipulative fuck can go to hell 24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? • for sure 25. In the past week have you cried? •uhhh yeah yup I have 26. What breed was the last dog you saw? •no clue 27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? •out?? 28. Have you ever kissed a football player? •ahahahaahahah 29. Do you think you’re old? •no ma'am 30. Do you like text messaging? •indeed 31. What type of day are you having? •kinda ok 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? •yuuuupppp 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? •warm 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? •hell yeah 35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? •uhhh no idea 36. Are you a simple or complicated person? •¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 37. What song are you listening to? •Follow Me by Uncle Kracker 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? •usually 39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? •there are a couple 40. What made you start liking the person you like now? •ppfttt that’s hard. Uh idk he’s really sweet. Goofy. Smart too. And fucks fucking fantastically. He’s the first guy who doesn’t completely scare the fuck out of me 41. When did you last receive a text message? •20 minutes ago? 42. What is wrong with you right now? •I’m broke. My gran is in the hospital. 43. How well do you know the last female you texted? •she’s my bestttt friend 44. Does anyone disgust you? •my ex 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? •YES ASK DAMN IT 46. Are you in a good mood right now? •yeah 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? •my best friend 48. What color shirt are you wearing? •none 49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? •Gran is on BPAP 50. Anyone you’re giving up on? •ughhh I mean like kinda?? No??? Idk 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? •with passion 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? •ughh yeah 53. Do you like rain? •yyyyESSSSSS 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? •nope 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? •all the time 56. Do you like to cuddle? •yes 57. Are you shy? •kinda!??? 58. Do you get along with girls? •yes 59. Have you dated the person you texted last? •well now it’s bec so yup 60. What do you carry with you at all times? •keys? 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? •yup 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? •let’s hope 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? •yes but let’s not talk about it 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? • yesssss 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? • a guy I met on tindr offered to give me guitar lessons 66. How old are the last three people you kissed? •20, 19, 19 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? •payyyyy 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? • leopard 69. Do you have any stickers on your car? •nope 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? •neither what 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? • #team iPhone 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? •May? 73. Do you like diet soda? •noooooo 74. What color are the walls in your room? •white 75. Are you 16 or older? •yeah 76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? •yah 77. Do you have a job? •hoe I got three 78. What are your initials? •smml 79. Did you ever have braces? •yup 80. Are you from the south? •HA nope 81. What does your last status on facebook say? •I think I just reposted a meme 82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? •nope he’s an asshole 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? •I’m close with both of them 84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? •in like middle school I was a cheerleader 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? •Star trek probably 86. Do you smoke? • weed 87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? • flip flops what kind of question is that 88. Is your phone touch screen? • yup 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? • curly 90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? •kinda? My parents weren’t home but I didn’t tell them I was going out 91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? •lake 92. Have you ever made out in a car? • peep the summer before college 93. …Had sex in a car? • almost 94. Are you single or in a relationship? • single 95. What were you doing last night at midnight? •taking a shot 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? • July 4th 97. Do you like the camera on your phone? • I guess? 98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? •sorta? I have a friend I hooked up with once 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? •almost 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? •yes 101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? •no thank god 102. Name your favorite Kesha song: • gold trans am 103. Do you have any tan lines right now? •so many 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

•NO EW

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It was a bit after 4:00 on a sunny fall day. The service department of the local RV dealer had closed. A small car parked, unnoticed, behind the service center and two figures slipped from the car and made their way furtively through the sales lot slipping between RVs, watching carefully for salesman or other staff. Anyone watching a surveillance camera would probably immediately call the police or send security to the lot. These two shady figures sneaking around the lot were . . . . looking at RV paint schemes. Okay, I admit it! It was us! We did it! But “it” wasn’t much of an offense. The scene of the crime was a local RV dealer where we had had a less-than-stellar sales experience while trying to buy our new motorhome and we wanted to check out a few full body paint designs uninterrupted by pushy sales people. Sometime ago I had relayed our experiences with the RV sales world. At that time, I thought we had found our new motorhome, ordered it, and were done RV shopping. How wrong I was.

Around about early October the call came in that our new GT3 had arrived at the Keystone RV Mega Center in Greencastle, PA. Our awesome sales person, Becca Eyler, texted me a bunch of pictures of our new pride and joy. We excitedly began browsing through them and almost immediately alarm bells sounded. Things were quite different from what we ordered.

What we actually got.

What we thought we were getting

The bedroom cabinetry had been rearranged and the giant drawers we loved were gone. The wardrobe was smaller and bedroom TV bigger. Bear in mind, if given our choice we wouldn’t have one TV anywhere in the whole RV so a bigger TV in the bedroom wasn’t an enormous plus for us. The kitchen had changed too with a bigger refrigerator eating up the tremendous counter space and shrinking drawer and kitchen storage by a third. There were other differences too but the biggest problem was that they had installed a loft bed! We specifically ordered a unit because we didn’t want a loft bed and all the dealers seemed to feel that was a necessity. For us it is in the way, designed for children, and is a feature we will never use.

A great feature for those with kids or grand kids. Not for us though.

We were crestfallen.

  Happily, the good folks at Keystone RV Mega Center realized this was a vastly different product than what we had put our deposit on and let us back out of the deal. Meanwhile, we had gone to the Hershey RV show to browse around. It may seem odd to go to the biggest RV show on the planet after ordering a new RV but with 40 manufacturers and over 1300 units the Hershey show can be a bit overwhelming from a shopping perspective. We went to enjoy the day and check out all things Georgetown as well as shop for accessories. We knew we’d need some new stuff for our Class A. While perusing the Campers Inn Georgetown display two things happened: 1: We greatly disappointed the salesman who was sure he had a sale locked up. 2: We learned about the Georgetown GT5 and both kind of wished we had seen that model before ordering the GT3.

After the disastrous GT3 order we had to seriously question our go-forward strategy. We both love camping and decided we weren’t done with it yet nor did we want to put the money into our little Navion that we felt was needed.

Our old camper.

Suddenly, the GT5 we had oggled at Hershey was back in the mix. But now I had serious trust issues with Georgetown. How could we know a newly ordered GT5 would come in any way like we hoped?

  Conveniently, I had the contact information for Rob Schwindaman from Forest River who are the makers of Georgetown RV. Rob had reached out to me with one of the engineers to talk through the changes on the GT3. He said to call with questions so I did. We talked extensively about the GT3, the GT5, the come-to-Jesus meeting held at the assembly line after the muffed loft bed installation on our GT3, and life in general. Rob had just come from the product meeting for the GT5 and was ready with a list of planned changes for 2019. He also assured us that the assembly line folks would be paying a lot closer attention to build sheets “or else”.

It is noteworthy that the RV industry isn’t like the car industry in any regard. In the automotive industry, the line is shutdown, retooled, and then started up again with a hard changeover to the new model year. Not so with RVs. Model year changes are eased into production as old supply dwindles, and new supplies and designs are brought to stock. Late model year units tend to be a blend of old and new.

Rob was confident that if we ordered a GT5 it would be done right and without surprises. I was confident I’d touch base with Rob throughout the build process to be sure. We took a deep breath and had Becca place our order for a freshly built GT5 in the 31R5 floor plan. Unlike the GT3, the GT5 had full-body paint as an option. Full-body paint was on my list of things I’d have if we ever did this again . . so full body paint it was. After snooping the local dealer lot we had decided on the Seminole paint scheme.

Not this one.

Not this one.

This one is just right!

Nope.

Meanwhile, since camping season was over, I decided to see if we could sell our Itasca Navion myself. We were going to trade on the GT3 because we would be camping until it arrived but that season was over and there was plenty of time to try to sell. Like cars, you can usually do better selling the old yourself than trading. Ultimately that worked out well and Lil’ Nav found a new home with a nice gentleman from Wisconsin and we pocketed quite a bit more money than the proposed trade value. Win win. I’ll admit that, while I don’t get emotionally attached to “stuff” it was difficult to watch our little camper that we had for 12 seasons drive off into the sunset.

Our order for the GT5 was placed in early November with a predicted arrival time of late January or early February. Of course, that didn’t account for hell freezing over and Forest River having to shutdown manufacturing for a period of time due to extreme cold but hey I didn’t really want a guy trying to assemble a motorhome while wearing mittens either.  Deer season and the holidays kept me busy until January. Nonetheless by the middle of February I found myself staring at my phone every day wondering when a text from Becca might appear that our coach had arrived from Indiana.

Me waiting for Becca’s text that our new coach arrived.

Georgetown is built in South Bend. I secretly wondered if the delivery driver had to stop somewhere in Pennsylvania to undergo some form of Fighting Irish degaussing.

Suddenly this past Tuesday while in a meeting my phone buzzed with a new text from Becca. The coach arrived! She was actually off but her manager had let her know it arrived. (Apparently free from any leprechauns or other Irish paraphernalia.) She said she would send me pictures the next day. I can’t say I wasn’t worried. After the GT3 fiasco I worried about the paint being the correct scheme, the interior decor being different, unexpected and extreme changes, or *gasp* a loft bed!! But when the pictures arrived all was well. In fact, all was better than well. The changes were nearly exactly as Rob had described before we ordered. There were two pleasant surprises evident in the pictures. The drawer space in the kitchen was vastly improved and one drawer in the bedroom that was difficult to access had been changed to a much-better front opening cabinet. The paint job looked beautiful! We were elated!

I checked the weather and texted Becca about a Friday pick-up which, at the time it looked like the best day. It is noteworthy at this point that the Georgetown GT5 is 34′ 11″ in length, 12′ 3.5″ tall and 8′ 4″ wide. This is considerably bigger than our 2007 Navion which was something like 23′ 6″ long, 10′ 9″ high, and 8′ wide. I decided I didn’t really want to add on our tow-behind car on our very first trip with the new wide-body coach so decided to rent a car, stay locally near the dealer in Greencastle Thursday night, and drop the rental car off prior to driving the new righome.

If you remember this you might be old.

This plan worked fabulously especially since the @#$$^$% groundhog lied his buck teeth off about an early spring and Mother Nature dumped 3″ of snow on us Thursday night. We’d have been in a world of hurt had we driven in on Friday morning. Due to a major crash route 81 was closed and all traffic was delayed and detoured. I was confident the roads would be clear and dry by the time we headed for home with the motorhome in the afternoon.

I could probably prattle on for another few pages about the inspection and delivery process. It would be extremely boring except to say it went well. Becca was awesome and knows her stuff including when to admit she doesn’t know and seeking help. The only real problem we found was some loose wooden trim on the front side of the front slide. I suspect it came loose in transit. Larry, the tech from Keystone, reattached it. Time will tell if that fix holds up or we need to to something a little better.

Once we got through inspection, and paperwork, the RV was ours. All that was left was to grab some lunch, return the rental car and make tracks toward Leesport and our heated storage unit. I got behind the wheel and started the Ford V10 engine. Somewhere in Saudi Arabia and oil Sheikh smiled. With Becca’s help, we checked all the lights, got the mirrors adjusted and pulled on to the highway. The engine roared as it made its way through the 6 speed transmission. On route 81, the big RV came up to speed surprisingly quickly. I looked down to see my speed at 75 mph. Whoa! Back ‘er down! I was scared and nervous about driving the big rig . . . for about 2 minutes. As we rolled along I mentally applied the lessons we learned in the driving class we took and realized quickly it was no different than driving our smaller motorhome. It is just a bit longer but with a lot better view out the giant windshield.

Our route home was pretty straightforward and all highway driving with fairly light traffic. We picked up some congestion near Harrisburg and it was a good opportunity to lose some inhibition and drive normally rather than cautiously hanging back in the right lane. It turns out that, so far anyway, there is really no magic about driving the bigger RV. Just be aware of things. Especially be aware that the brake pedal sticks out a bit close to the accelerator and it is possible, if one wears a size 11 shoe, to accidentally press the brake while trying to accelerate to pass a truck. *Ahem*. Otherwise we made it back to Leesport without incident.

As hoped the roads had been clean and mostly dry by the time we travelled but we still picked up a bit of salt residue. (Where is all the rain when you need it?) We did what any normal person would do. We washed a 35′ RV by hand in the middle of winter. Thank goodness for heated steering wheels for the ride home.

Winter RV washing hands.

At this point, our new vacation-home-on-wheels is tucked safely in a heated storage bay waiting for us to load up our RV possessions that are piled in the bay with it. We also have some shopping to do for new RV-specific accessories. Despite the pending strike of the latest “Storm of the Century” camping season will be here soon so we won’t be wasting time. There is also a bunch of documentation to read, sort, and file away.

Only part of the pile of manuals.

Many have asked about our first trip. Most likely we will probably stay close to home to learn the systems and do a bit of a shakedown cruise. An alternative may be to venture a bit further and head West toward Punxsutawney. I always wanted to do a little groundhog hunting . . .

  First “camping trip” may be to Punxsutawney.

Note: If you are in the market for any sort of RV be it a travel trailer, 5th wheel, motorhome, or expandable reach out to Rebecca Eyler at Keystone RV Mega Center in Greencastle, Pa. They are a top notch, honest dealer and will help you find the camping rig to fit your needs at a reasonable price. 

New Adventures Await It was a bit after 4:00 on a sunny fall day. The service department of the local RV dealer had closed.

[kitkatkeithkogane]

all 104 asks :)))

JESUS H. CHRIST. ALRIGHT HERE YOU GO THEN AL OH MY GOD. YOU BETTER DO YOURS TOO OR ELSE I’M COMING FOR YOU. 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? Oh man the last person I texted was my friend Lilly and I don’t know her that well so I’d probably say “how did I get here and where are my clothes.” 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?We’re tight, we send each other memes everyday. Shout out to my boi Zac

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?It depends the drug I guess. Like weed? Tight. Crack cocaine? Um maybe, like, not so tight 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?Yeah it’s eight 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?I was sober af 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?I liked a straight girl for a long time, but I didn’t so much mess it up as it was never there to begin with since she’s….. y’know straight 

7. What does your last received text say?It’s the little emoticon of that girl holding out her hand. You know. The slay girl? The girl that looks like she’s saying yaaaaass. That one. 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Just once. Once again shout out to my boi Zac

9. Where was your last kiss at?In my car listening to stairway to heaven because I know how to woo a man 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?I don’t have any siblings, I’m an only child

11. What do you drink in the morning?Water. I’m a slut for hydration 

12. Where did you sleep last night?My apartment. 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?Oh hell yeah boi, but if it’s with the right person it’s worth it. 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yah, every single decision I ever made 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?Nah it’s my boi Zac, we’d probs just look at memes 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?I like both! But sometimes too much rain can depress me 

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?Oh hell yeah my girl Lilly from question 1, also my old tennis doubles partner Veronica. 

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?Pj pants, It’s 1am

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?Honestly who the fuck knows my dude 

20. Does anyone like you?I don’t think so 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?Nope, can’t say that I’ve had

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?Nah my boi Zac is straight

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?Yeah a shit ton.

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?Yes! I want one on my thigh and goddamn it I’m gonna get it 

25. In the past week have you cried?Yeah everyday actually lol, I have depression  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? Ah I actually just saw one like an hour ago! I think he was a boxer, like a tiny boxer. 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?In the shower, I hate it when my wet feet touch the carpet is that weird? 

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? 

I have indeed actually 

29. Do you think you’re old?Nah. Maybe. Slightly old. I’m 20

30. Do you like text messaging?Hell yeh I like a good text 

31. What type of day are you having?Really chill, hung out with a friend and had taco bell

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yeah I’ve thought about it but I don’t have anything pierced so I don’t think I’ll ever do it ha 

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?Probably warm weather, I live in Florida so I’ve never really experienced cold, cold weather. 

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?Ummmmm, my boi Zac? 

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?Relationship 

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Complicated. I don’t even understand my damn self. Who the fuck is she and why she gotta be so damn annoying. 

37. What song are you listening to?Nothing, silence. But I will say the song I’m currently in love with right now is Two Fux by Adam Lambert, that shit is amazing.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?Oh hell yeah. I say it a lot but I mean it every time.

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?Um like my mom?

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?I really don’t like anyone right now to be honest.

41. When did you last receive a text message?Um 6:34pm from my girl Lilly

42. What is wrong with you right now?Lol dude so much.

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?Not that well but well enough to like be comfortable around her.

44. Does anyone disgust you?The current president of the United States, That weasel from back at the barnyard. Idk that guy just freaks me out.

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?Probably not, maybe when I’m in better control of myself

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Yeah I’m chillin

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?My friend Dominique

48. What color shirt are you wearing?Black!

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?YEAH ALEX TELLING ME TO DO ALL OF THESE ASKS. I’M LOOKING AT YOU.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?My owN DAMN SELF. Shit.

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?Nah she’s cool.52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?Ummmm yeah I’ve had that happen before.

53. Do you like rain?Yeah I do, it’s soothing.

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?Nah

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?What else are you supposed to do when you like someone?

56. Do you like to cuddle?Yeah I do but not with like anybody I gotta be tight with you first.

57. Are you shy?People tell me that I am but I hate that.

58. Do you get along with girls?Oh hell yeah I love girls. Platonically and very un-platonically

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?My girl Lilly?? Nah we just friends.

60. What do you carry with you at all times?Probably my phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?Oh hell yeah!! I love creepy shit. I might cry a little though. But who wouldn’t, ya know?

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?Yeah I have before.

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?Nope.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?Very, I’d probably finger gun at them.

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?Ummm me and my friend Dominique stayed up reading fanfic together, I thought that was cute. 66. How old are the last three people you kissed?Hoo boy. Um 18, 21, and 20. 67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    I mean I love getting my nails done but that’s too expensive.

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    I fuck with a leopard print.

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    Nope, just a parking decal haha

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    Lil Wayne. I used to go to school with a boy named Lil Wayne. Shout out to my boi Lil Wayne.

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    iPhone, bish

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?   Like a week ago on my birthday  

73. Do you like diet soda?    Nope, I don’t like soda.

74. What color are the walls in your room?    At my apartment they’re white, at my house they’re coral, heh.

75. Are you 16 or older?    ]Yup, I’m 20

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?  Nope but I read all the books. I think Emily is the reason why I’m bi lol  

77. Do you have a job?    Nope I’m hella unemployed

78. What are your initials?  MMZ  

79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope

80. Are you from the south?    I mean I live in Florida but I was born in California81. What does your last status on facebook say?    I have no idea, I haven’t opened that shit in years.

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    Yeah! He’s a great guy! He’s gay now tho lol

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    My mom

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    I’ve done gymnastics, I can do I handstand. That means I’m hip.

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    Spider-Man Homecoming!

86. Do you smoke?    Nahh

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?  Flip Flops, I got high arches, you kno?  

88. Is your phone touch screen?    Why yes it is.

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    It’s naturally a little wavy so I guess wavy

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    Nah are you kidding? I’d get killed by my mom. How do kids do that shit? No really I want to know.

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?  Hmmmmmm probably a river  

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    Why yes, yes I have

93. …Had sex in a car?    No girl

94. Are you single or in a relationship?    I’m huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    Um on tumblr just scrollin

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    Driving to my apartment! I saw the Disney fireworks ha.

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  Yeah I love it, it’s great.  

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?   Umm…. Yes, yes I have. Heh.  

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    No, but there was this one time I drank so much that I started crying in this random guys lap because I was mad the room wouldn’t stop moving. Good times.

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    Honestly idk I don’t even use facebook

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    God no, and I hope I never do pls god hear my prayer

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    Um gotta be Blow, I love that song

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? Omg I have flip flop tan lines don’t judge me    

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?  Hell yeah. Yee haw mother fuckers.

[disappointingpastasalad]

fuckin answer all the questions, esp 104 but all of them waste your day

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? >>>Yikes Wazowski

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?>>>YIKES WAZOWSKI

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?>>>nah man, we goin through this shit together either way

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?>>>yea

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?>>>…….. high ?

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?>>>lmao yeah but ain’t that just the way

7. What does your last received text say?>>>it’s an image of Michael Scott

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?>>>thank god that was the only time 😭

9. Where was your last kiss at?>>>a friend’s basement

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?>>>mmmm last week ?

11. What do you drink in the morning?>>>usually water or milk lol

12. Where did you sleep last night?>>>in my bed 😩👌🏻

13. Do you think relationships are hard?>>>emotionally ? Yes. Physically ? Not at allllll

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?>>>yeahhhhhh

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?>>>YEP

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?>>>rainyyy

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?>>>……..unfortunately I have the most common middle name for white girls

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?>>>sweat pantssssss

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?>>>hope soooo

20. Does anyone like you?>>>yee

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?>>>not that I know of lol

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?>>>arguably, yes

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?>>>lmao YEAH a few actually

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?>>>MORE THAN YOU KNOW

25. In the past week have you cried?>>>SEE ABOVE

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? >>>a pitbull mix :)

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?>>>both, it’s a process

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?>>>lol yea

29. Do you think you’re old?>>>nah. im only 18

30. Do you like text messaging?>>>more than talking on the phone, yeah

31. What type of day are you having?>>>slow, boring

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?>>>ye, figured a lip ring would look better lol

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?>>>cold–it is my natural state of being

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?>>>several !!

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?>>>right now I think id rather a nice lil fling

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?>>>I am but a simple farm boy in most regards, though I am a complex city slicker at times

37. What song are you listening to?>>>im actually listening to a podcast about Jeffrey Dahmer rn yikes

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?>>>nearly 100% of the time

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?>>>yea its @solarscam on here lmao

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?>>>idk he’s cute and funny and we vibe well

41. When did you last receive a text message?>>>like 3 minutes ago lol

42. What is wrong with you right now?>>>Too Much to name

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?>>>it was my mom so pretty well? I was inside of her so

44. Does anyone disgust you?>>>other than myself?? The person who made me feel like this abt myself

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?>>>tbh yeah

46. Are you in a good mood right now?>>>im not in a bad mood lol

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?>>>my sister, moments ago

48. What color shirt are you wearing?>>>red rn

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?>>>yeah, quite a bit from multiple people retry recently.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?>>>only a few ex friends 🤗

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?>>>nah, I don’t think I’ve ever Truly Fallen

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?>>>mmHhmmmm

53. Do you like rain?>>>yes yes yes

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?>>>I’d hope they would be cool with me drinking at least, otherwise I dong give a fuck

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?>>>its my MO tbh

56. Do you like to cuddle?>>>YES YEs I love it yes

57. Are you shy?>>>lol only if im around ppl I want to impress

58. Do you get along with girls?>>>?? Yeah man

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?>>>nah but we did just start talking over tinder so 💁🏻‍♂️

60. What do you carry with you at all times?>>>color-changing silly putty and chapstick 😅

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?>>>yeah man im a slut for paranormal activity and $$$

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?>>>depends on the relationship tbh

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?>>>nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?>>>yes omg

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?>>>nah. Mostly things that are remarkably un-cute

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?>>>shit like, 18, 20, and 22 I believe ??

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? >>>pay, im not very good

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? >>>ew to both but I guess leopard ?? Idfk

69. Do you have any stickers on your car? >>>nah. Too dirty

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? >>>depends on my mood lol

71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone? >>>iPhone. Im an apple bitch 🙃

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? >>>probably like, a week or two ago

73. Do you like diet soda? >>>ew no I have standards

74. What color are the walls in your room? >>>blueish green

75. Are you 16 or older? >>>I sure hope so

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?>>>tried to, more of a gossip girl guy myself tbh

77. Do you have a job? >>>yep! Grinding foam at a factory 😂

78. What are your initials? >>>they’re gonna be AQL soon lol

79. Did you ever have braces? >>>*war flashbacks* yeah

80. Are you from the south? >>>South West Michigan lmao

81. What does your last status on facebook say? >>>idfk probably me thanking ppl for coming to my grad party

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? >>>lmao yeah

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? >>>my mom for sure

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?>>>nooooo

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? >>>Captain Underpants 😩👌🏻

86. Do you smoke? >>>only 🍁🔥

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? >>>Flippity floppity floo

88. Is your phone touch screen? >>>in this, the year of our lord 2017, who’s phone isn’t

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? >>>its naturally pretty straight but when it gets long it likes to flip up at the ends lol

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? >>>yeah

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? >>>pool tbh, unless its like Lake Michigan lol

92. Have you ever made out in a car? >>>yes

93. …Had sex in a car? >>>lol not yet

94. Are you single or in a relationship? >>>painfully single

95. What were you doing last night at midnight? >>>trying to forget some stuff by doing reckless things

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? >>>lol last night

97. Do you like the camera on your phone? >>>yeah it’s not too shabby

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? >>>I mean?? Kind of

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? >>>no, but I’ve helped a few different people when they passed out

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? >>>mHmm

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? >>>lmao not yet

102. Name your favorite Kesha song: >>>BITCH probably We R Who We R

103. Do you have any tan lines right now? >>>yeah from my binder on my back lol

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? >>>I hate that I have done this before ??