#i hc dave as tall and super lanky

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

↓↓ the aftermath of making a landing that literally blows everyone away (haHA sorry) ↓↓

get team rocket’d rip

her whack-a-mole game go deadly

[landofsomethingsomething]

whats your all time favorite dave headcanon?

god in what category

my favorite dave appearance hc is strawberry blonde and heavily freckled with a hilarious case of babyface due to his round face and persistently chubby cheeks, tall but not as tall as dirk, lanky but not as lanky as dirk. He has roxy’s obnoxiously cute slightly upturned nose and an assortment of scars that he’s mostly alright with because karkat thinks they’re totally badass and john absolutely shat himself the first time he really saw them because he thought dave was making shit up all those years when he’d accidentally let loose some detail of his shitty home life and that was super gratifying tbh. 

I love the headcanon that he gets heavily into the mashup scene and creates absolutely wonderful abominations on the regular and honestly gets really good at it, somehow making mashups of the most incongruous shit imaginable really good and compelling (and hilarious) (but good)

I love the headcanon that he never picks up a sword again after creating the new universe (excepting the masterpiece, if and when it ever goddamn happens) and has no problem sitting on the sidelines watching dirk and karkat spar with people and shit but absolutely never wants another thing to do with explicit violence and everyone is just like yeah that’s cool and silently accepts it and are supportive without ever embarrassing him by pointing it out or whatever

I love the headcanon (I’m not even sure you can fairly call this a headcanon, it is pretty goddamn canon) that he’s extremely physically affectionate in increasing amounts as he becomes more confident in his own propensity for it and is just constantly touching people, playfully slinging his arms around them, shoulder bumps, fist bumps, high fives, leaning on people, flopping onto people, everyone knows what he’s about and find it absolutely charming and hilarious and yeah they make fun of him for it but always in a way that doesn’t discourage it because its fucking precious

I also have a bunch of nsfw headcanons that I love obviously but this post is long enough lmao