#i havent watched pll in years

[morningstar-chronicles]

emily's (pll) dad seems so sweet but i'm terrified he's gonna be homophobic like two scenes after i say that

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

y’all have an old special interest that haunts you like its bad and you don’t like it but you have a deep connection to it but also it makes you so frustrated you want to scream but also you love some of the characters but also you have all this cursed knowledge but you have affection for it but you could never rewatch/read/etc it because it physically pains you… anyways mine is pretty little liars

[beenovel]

Yes. Yes I did

So towards the end of February PLL was trending and out of curiosity I browsed the tags bc I used to love the show. I saw screenshots from a YouTube video called "An appropriately unhinged recap of Pretty Little Liars" by Mike's Mic. I thought "I have nothing better to do, may as well watch it". This put a couple things in motion.

1: I started hyperfixating on it. Not the show, just the video.

2: I have now watched the YouTube series five. fucking. times. The series is six hours long. This means that I have spent THIRTY HOURS watching these videos in the last three-ish months

3: I now regularly quote the videos not only in my own head, but also out loud. Some popular quotes: "my back hurts, my bra's too tight" "felon, felon, felon, jail, prison" and the specific way he says "what. The fuck" in one part of the video

4: I have started legitimately thinking about creating my own Plot Wall like the one in Mike's video for another show (probably Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated, one of my other hyperfixations. If not that, then maybe the Barbie movie when it comes out). For those of you who haven't seen the video, it looks like this:

Have I lost my mind??? Maybe. Am I having fun?????? Abso-fucking-lutely

[zhuhongs]

It's so funny everytime I rb kpop things bc I truly dont keep up with ANYONE nowadays... I just listen to their music and then see gigs on here and I'm like... omg boo has blond hair now. He looks good. U go kpop boy who's image I like but keep a Very Clear Distance from!!!

[dr4cking]

okay don't laugh but it's pretty little liars because we were in desperate need of a rewatch and it's brain numbing so perfect after a long day of doing stuff lmao

(also ty for the popcorn you're such a sweetheart!🥺💞)

- 🌱

ahhhhhh PLL is a good show bb dont be embarrassed!! i was planning to watch them years ago but still havent til now (which i just played their game episode) 😭 but i saw the short clips of it and its look like a good show! i love mysterious and thrilling 😆😆 its a perfect choice go relax and enjoy the show 😋💖

hihi you’re welcome bb 🍿

[thebestplltheories]

PLL The Perfectionists - 1x01 Pilot LIVE REACTION

WE ARE BACK!!!!

Ok I’m gonna do what I was doing for PLL where I react as I watch. But before I copy and paste the live reaction, I want to give my quick overview. That was by far a 10/10. That achieved everything a pilot should achieve. It introduced us to the characters, each of their stories, and the relationships each character has with one another. It set the overall tone, that this is a murder mystery with twists and turns to come. It established what the show is about. And it had occasional small shocks (I say small because there’s only so much that can be shocking in a pilot when everything is brand new). This was exponentially darker than the PLL pilot and for that I’m so grateful. We are cutting the high school airy-fairy (is that word used outside of Australia?) drama and going straight to scandals and a murder. I’m scared to see the ratings tomorrow because I want it to do well but hey it was trending worldwide on Twitter so that’s a good sign!? The show looks SO promising. I think I’m already in love with the cast. I just want to know more about everything and everyone and omg we are back!

LIVE THOUGHTS:

Love this intro! It sets the scene very well about the whole theme of perfectionism.

WAIT IS DYLAN PLAYING POKERFACE BY LADY GAGA HAHAHAHAHA

Okay sorry but that song ain’t it (“two can keep a secret if one of them is dead”). Why does it sound like an auto tuned choir? I’m happy for change. I actually don’t want the exact same version as the original series. But this one ain’t it. Is it too late to change it???

Wait, why is Alison walking around her new apartment like she’s walking around Jenna’s school for the blind in 710? If she lived 2 years of happiness and freedom of A, there’s no need to be so sceptical of danger every time you walk into a room. Anyway, doesn’t really matter.

Just the backing music throughout the scene is very PLL-esque! Yes, there is such thing as PLL backing music. And this is it.

Mona making a grand entrance!

I feel like Ali’s reaction to seeing Mona was a bit... underwhelming? If they haven’t seen each other in 2 years I expected a bit more of an “OMG”, and a “how did you get in my apartment”, etc. But they go straight to the point and cut the fluff so I don’t mind overall.

Mona recruited Ali. I knew it. And she works at BHU, we already knew that.

Emison is having trust issues. But she wants to do this for the kids. Ok I expected more detail there to satisfy the Emison shippers but whatever, I won’t cry at night.

Ok so Mary and Alex escaped Mona’s “dungeon”. That’s fine by me. Maybe that’ll be the storyline for a PLL movie later, who knows. It’s quite a vague answer but what did we expect... Mona to ADMIT to Ali that she captured her aunt? No. Mona could never explicitly say to Ali what she did. Hence the subtle pause before “... escaped me”. Only us the audience know the true meaning of that and I love how subtle yet meaningful it is.

Why do I feel like this security system is gonna play a massive toll throughout the entire series?

Loved the little Easter egg of seeing Mona, and Mona in the mirror (2 Mona’s). A subtle symbol/reference to her split personality in PLL.

I LOVED the scene of Ali teaching in the classroom! I got How To Get Away With Murder vibes...

Remember when we all thought Taylor’s death would be the main death of the show because of that memorial with her name on it... lol. Okay I’m calling it now... come back to this in the apparently mind blowing season 1 finale... Taylor isn’t really dead WE HAVENT TECHNICALLY SEEN A BODY

Love the complicated friendships going on between Dylan, Nolan, Ava, Caitlin! There’s a lot going on about faking being friends and faking tasks to uphold the image of being perfect. I love this theme and I feel like it’s super relevant to today’s world. Like especially social media. Everyone’s instagrams are always filled of their highs. And they’re mostly edited. No one ever posts/shares their low moments.

So no one knows of Ali’s past. Hmmm. We’ve had this discussion before, I don’t think it’s realistic that no one knows the name Alison DiLaurentis - surely that was on national news when “dead girl isn’t dead anymore” made headlines. But anyway. If they wanna pretend no one watches the news, it wouldn’t be the most unrealistic thing PLL has done.

Is Dylan the gay male character Marlene said she was going to introduce in PLL season 5B? Lmao about time.

WOW that flashback of Caitlin and Nolan just gave me PLL season 1 Alison flashback vibes! Nolan plays the bad manipulative guy so well just like Ali played the bully so well in flashbacks!

Two moms don’t make a right hahahaha who wrote that

Sofia looks FLAWLESS in the pool scene OH MY GODDD. AND her voice is so soothing what the hell

Love how the first scene of Nolan’s mother shows her standing on top of the staircase and the camera panning up. Great directing there. Showing she’ll be like a supreme leader. And then the camera being over her shoulders looking down on Nolan. Again great camera work which conveys the message that she is the boss of this town. I think she’ll be our new Jessica DiLaurentis lol

“I’d like some time for myself” ... “to do what?” OUCH why is that so iconic

Eli is... doing great. He comes across very confident. A star in the making?

Love the cinematography period. And Portland is beautiful!! Better than the Warner Bros lot.

Omg Nolan’s mother gathering “attractive” people for her photo op. Lol, they really are big on presenting a perfect image.

“You saw somebody else” NO CAITLIN, ALISON SAW YOU wow these kids will adamantly lie to uphold perfectionism. I keep saying that but I just love this theme!!!

“I know a little bit about manipulation” hahahahaha Ali

Omg Ali is so good at learning their lies. Of course she is, she’s had years of practice

The woods, Nolan? Nothing good ever happens in the woods.

Lol when Nolan tells Dylan to “kiss me” and Dylan actually contemplates it (and does it). That’s the type of power Nolan has over people.

I love how Ali is trying to help them! I can see a bond eventually forming here.

This scene where Nolan cheats on Ava isn’t shocking since they unfortunately shared it in the promos but hey a douche is a douche.

WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IT’S TAYLOR WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOVE

OK I KNOW I GUESSED ALEX DRAKE BUT THIS IS A NEW RECORD FOR FASTEST THEORY TO COME TRUE

Well it wasn’t really a theory I was just joking that she’s not really dead because we didn’t see a body but still do I get a point? Lmao

Nonetheless that shocked me! I love that they’re trying to take down their own family, that’s so dark and it’s only episode 1!

Yes Alison is already getting suspicious. Solve this one please Ali

Sorry I put my phone down during that scene in the woods. I just knew it would be juicy and I wanted to immerse in it properly. I frickin adore this scene. It’s creepy in tone, set in the woods like classic PLL, they’re referring to Ali like a friend and my PLL heart is content, and this is the first time they’re all bonding over one thing: wanting Nolan dead. This is probably my favourite scene in the whole episode.

So I’m guessing the vibes are that they were being recorded in the woods about how they want Nolan to be killed? But didn’t Nolan turn off the security?

Mona gets in her car and chucks a big bag in the back seat. Where was she and what was in the baggggg

Ok that was a bit dramatic Ali (“why am I really here”)

Lol I had to rewatch that for a sec. I thought Ali said “and his dead sister who I just saw pick him up” and I was like wait what Ali knows Taylor’s alive??? No, “dead sister who I just saw a picture of”.

OH MY GOD WHAT A MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!!! THAT SCENE WHERE THE 3 OF THEM ARE WALKING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER... NOLAN’S BODY SHOULD’VE FALLEN TO THE GROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF THEM RIGHT THERE! That would’ve been iconic. Like “oh well we were just kidding about all that, good night xx” then nope bam dead body. But I guess he had to die with poles through his chest as Caitlin said.

Oh Marlene. That’s a LOT of dialogue for a death scene. I hope you can back up and explain what Nolan is talking about before he died. Don’t you dare tell me that was an interpretative dream. Again that’s a lot of dialogue for a death scene. You better know who that killer is Marlene! Don’t make it up the day you write the finale!

I don’t like how we didn’t see Nolan ACTUALLY be killed. They play it safe because they don’t want to show us the killer in action. they basically copied the format of Mona’s “death”. Just change the scene to a flashing ambulance with a lame transition lol.

Another missed opportunity. Mona should’ve said to Ali “they found a body”! That would’ve been iconic in every way possible. First it was Ali’s body now Ali is finding a body and hearing the news and ugh oh well

My god that’s a violent death. And pretty early in the series for a Noel-Khan-level death. Too bad the photos leaked online and we knew that Nolan would not only die, but die like THAT. Those extras/fillers on set really should get charged for having their phones on them and leaking shit. Isn’t there copyright laws or something???? idk

Ummmmmm what? What kind of sci-fi, dollhouse level bullshit is that? That’s kinda over the top. Ehhhh. We’ll see where that goes.

My brain right now instantly got to thinking if Nolan’s murderer will be the “A” of the series or if the killer will just be the main mystery for season 1? Is “who killed Nolan” going to be the overarching story of the entire show or will they answer that sooner rather than later and then start a new mystery? I wonder what the format of this show will be. That’s where my mind is right now as the credits play.

[kittyzayn]

i was tagged by @awwwhoopsehdaiseh  the queen of excellent taste 👑👁

rules: tag nine people with excellent taste

color(s) i’m currently wearing: white. My tights r sheer bad idea bc its cold.

last band t-shirt i bought: i havent :( my friend gifted me an amy winehouse shirt last year. I have a one shirt with a nirvana smiley on it

last band i saw live: this experimental jazz band at this french consulate event and i didnt get their name tho. They were good??? they were so energetic they shoulda given out shirts.

last song i listened to: pink & white

lipstick or chapstick: chapstick, but not by choice just bc im a mess and i dont like liquid lipsticks and everything else leaves smears

last movie i watched: the handmaiden my favrite day dream

last 3 tv shows i watched: b99, the young pope, pll

last 3 characters i identified with: richard papen, dionysus in bacchae (i know hes a god but, me), that ghost/ demon girl in the cherry cake short story??? She gives me me-vibes.

book i’m currently reading: kathmandu by thomas bell is on reread, books and journals of hrisikesh shah, the early chinese emperors by mark smth i forgot

Im tag @maimakan @zainjavadd @zunar @ztitch @changedmystars @nonbinarygoth @luminousstar @respectzayn

[starrykiwis]

i was tagged by @thepinkufo to answer this 92 truths thingy thank uuuu agatha my love,, well i did it quite a while ago but here i am again. hope u had a nice day.

~~~

LAST…


[1] drink: water


[2] phone call: my sister i guess


[3] text message: my sister


[4] song you listened to: landslide by fleetwood mac thank u agatha for sending me that audio i loved it


[5] time you cried: like... a month ago or a few weeks ago


 [6] dated someone twice: nope


[7] been cheated on: nah


[8] kissed someone and regretted it: i havent reaaally kissed anyone... ever


[9] lost someone special: yep


[10] been depressed: idk tbh i’d say . . .almost or maybe


[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no omg i h8 throwing up ugh,,, not to be random but i recently found out i like beer.. .  no one asked but i’m saying it anyway bye

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:


[12] purple


[13] yellow


[14] orange

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…


[15] made new friends: i did i’m happy bout it


[16] fallen out of love: noooo  oo 


[17] laughed until you cried: thanks lord i have it’s gr8


[18] found out someone was talking about you: idk really idc


[19] met someone who changed you: yeah i guess so


[20] found out who your true friends are: hm no


[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: again, no


[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: basically everyone i don’t have too many people on my fb


[23] do you have any pets: one dog, my angel


[24] do you want to change your name: no i don’t


[25] what did you do for your last birthday: hm i watched the olympics on tv and yeah spent the day with my family at home doing nothing at all i don’t really like birthdays tbh


[26] what time did you wake up: today at 10am i’ve been sleeping a lot lately


[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping


[28] name something you cannot wait for: finding myself somehow? also coming out as a lesbian (i guess?) bc i’m fucking claustrophobic in this closet binch narnia can choke bye


[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: i live w her and she’s in the same room as me <3


[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: not a lot actually? it’s not abt my life at all, it’s me ..my life is okay


[31] what are you listening to right now: the tv but i’m not paying attention as usual


[32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: i don’t think so lol


[33] something that is getting on your nerves: myself (leaving agatha’s answer here)


[34] most visited website: lately i’d say youtube and tio google mesmo


[35] elementary: nice


[36] high school: it was okay a bit messy but okay


[37] college: i’m about to start uni next month send me good vibes


[38] hair colour: brown


[40] do you have a crush on someone: atm i don’t think so (((and btw agatha i love u)))


[41] what do you like about yourself? i can easily see beauty in stuff


[42] piercings: just the ears and i dont like it but it wasnt my choice


[43] blood type: A+ (i spent a lot time thinking it was O+ wtf)


[44] nickname: isa, ing, indie


[45] relationship status: *sighs* i’m single and gay


[46] zodiac sign: leo don’t judge me


[47] pronouns: she/her


[48] fav tv show(s): everything and every type of stuff? okay then pll, criminal minds, madeline, friends, fresh prince of bel air, voltron. . .idk i forgot something whats my name where am i oh hi


[49] tattoos: i want flowers!!! but i have none atm rip


[50] right or left handed: right handed

FIRST…


[51] surgery: i took some teeth out


[52] piercing: ears


[53] best friend: julia i guess she was my neighbour


[54] sport: swimming


[55] vacation: i cant rmr rn lol


[56] pair of trainers: cant rmr


[57] eating: hm i guess fruits


[58] drinking: milk from my mother surely (leaving agatha’s answer again)


[59] i’m about to: sigh


[60] listening: nothing specific


[61] waiting for: watch dunkirk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11khkshjskfhdjJHSKJASHKJ


[62] want: to meet the sea again during the night and feel the fresh wind in my face and the sand through my toessss


[63] get married: i don’t plan on that & can’t really see this happening


[64] career: well idk??? but.. . probably a librarian

YOUR TYPE…


[65] hugs or kisses: idk hugs i guess maybe both


[66] lips or eyes: idk??yeah


[67] shorter or taller: idc


[68] older or younger: my age or older


[69] romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous


[70] nice arms or nice stomach: idc


[71] sensitive or loud: hm idk whaTAT


[72] hook up or relationship: probs relationships?? idk


[73] troublemaker or hesitant: idk.. . man these were hard i’m telling you

HAVE YOU EVER…


[74] kissed a stranger? no


[75] drank hard liquor? yeah


[76] lost glasses/contact lenses? no i dont wear them


[77] turned someone down? yep


[78] sex on first date? nein


[79] broken someone’s heart? i hope not :// idk


[80] had your own heart broken? no wow


[81] been arrested? oh no


[82] cried when someone died? yes


[83] fallen for a friend: nevah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN…


[84] yourself? sometimes...


[85] miracles? hmmm...maybe


[86] love at first sight? não


[87] santa claus? i never really did


[88] kiss on the first date? ?? w?w?it happens??obvs


[89] angels? i do


[90] current best friend’s name: i don’t have a “main” best friend. my friends are the best people ever i love them


[91] eye colour: brown


[92] favourite movies: oh omg idk im lazy rn bye!!!!

idk who to tag so yeah i’ll do it randomly @walkingintheamm @fairylightsstyles @harrystylesgotmefuckedup @magic-view @stardustsharry @harrysera @androgynoustyles (i hope u come back soon) @cheshirepuddin @eyy-jenny @mizpahes @latelatestyles @sweetcreatured ignore it if you don’t want to do this! hope yall had a nice day

[butterfly-tattoo]

tag meme-a-roni

Was tagged by: @taylortheferret (this was rotting in my drafts, sowwy)

1st rule: tag 9 people who you would like to know better. 

uhuhuh @marleythewizard @keeksim @pillowcreek @vixrotre @smol-sims @simsarchive @luridroses @literallywhothe @chocolatemuffintop

Relationship Status: married to @vixrotre (jk im single ;-;)

Last Song I Listened To: Hows this - hyunna

Last Book Read/Listened To: i have no idea i havent read in years

Favorite Color: Blue green and purple (cool grey versions)

Top Three Shows: PLL, RPDR, Charmed

Top Three Characters: I think i said before but cole from charmed, Julia sugar baker and Allison from PLL

Top Three Ships: I dont ship... JK! Ruby and weis, yang and blake, cole and pheobe. 

2nd Rule: BOLD the statements that are true for you!

APPEARANCE:

I am 5'7" or taller

I wear glasses

I have at least one tattoo

I have at least one piercing

I have blonde hair (naturally)

I have brown eyes

I have short hair

My abs are at least somewhat defined

I have or have had braces

PERSONALITY:

I love meeting new people

People tell me that I’m funny

Helping others with their problems is a big priority for me

I enjoy physical challenges

I enjoy mental challenges

I’m playfully rude with people I know well

I started saying something ironically and now I can’t stop saying it

There is something I would change about my personality

ABILITY:

I can sing well

I can play an instrument

I can do over 30 pushups without stopping

I’m a fast runner

I can draw well

I have a good memory

I’m good at doing math in my head

I can hold my breath underwater for under a minute

I have beaten at least 2 people in arm wrestling

I know how to cook at least 3 meals from scratch

I know how to throw a proper punch

HOBBIES:

I enjoy playing sports

I’m on a sports team at my school or somewhere else

I’m in an orchestra or choir at my school or somewhere else

I have learned a new song in the past week

I work out at least once a week

I’ve gone for runs at least once a week in the warmer months

I have drawn something in the past month

I enjoy writing

FANDOMS ARE MY #1 PASSION

I do or have done martial arts

EXPERIENCES:

I have had my first kiss

I have had alcohol

I have scored the winning goal in a sports game

I have watched an entire season of a TV show in one sitting

I have been at an overnight event

I have been in a taxi

I have been in the hospital or ER in the past year

I have beaten a video game in one day

I have visited another country

I have been to one of my favorite band’s concerts

RELATIONSHIPS:

I’m in a relationship

I have a crush on a celebrity

I have a crush on someone I know

I have been in at least 3 relationships

I have never been in a relationship

I have asked someone out or admitted my feelings to them

I get crushes easily

I have had a crush on someone for over a year

I have been in a relationship for at least a year

I have had feelings for a friend

MY LIFE:

I have at least one person I consider a “best friend”

I live close to my school

My parents are still together

I have at least one sibling

I live in the united states

There is snow right now where I live

I have hung out with a friend in the past month

I have a smartphone

I have at least 15 CD’s

I share my room with someone

RANDOM SHIT:

I have breakdanced

I know a person named Jamie

I have had a teacher with a last name that’s hard to pronounce

I have dyed my hair

I’m listening to one song on repeat right now

I have punched someone in the past week

I know someone who has gone to jail

I have broken a bone

I have eaten a waffle today

I know what I want to do with my life

I speak at least 2 languages

I have made a new friend in the past year

[glennie]

92 Truths

Rules: once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. at the end, choose 25 people to tag. 

Tagged by: @bellraven Tagging: (anyone who wants to do it,, diya already tagged all my mutuals JFGDIFVX) LAST… 
[1] drink: coke 
[2] phone call: my mom 
[3] text message: apologizing to my friend for accidentally calling her 
[4] song you listened to: believer by imagine dragons 
[5] time you cried: last night while rewatching 13rw scenes

HAVE YOU EVER… 
[6] dated someone twice: no 
[7] been cheated on: no 
[8] kissed someone and regretted it: yes 
[9] lost someone special: yes 
[10] been depressed: not really  
[11] gotten drunk and thrown up: no

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: 
[12] black 
[13] turqoise 
[14] lavender

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 
[15] made new friends: yes (mainly from messy chat) 
[16] fallen out of love: no 
[17] laughed until you cried: constantly? 
[18] found out someone was talking about you: yes. 
[19] met someone who changed you: yess 
[20] found out who your true friends are: definitely 
[21] kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL…


[22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: i dont have facebook :// 
[23] do you have any pets: I WISH. i want an italian greyhound but my mom hates animals 
[24] do you want to change your name: nope 
[25] what did you do for your last birthday: my friends came over and watched pll and ate in n out 
[26] what time did you wake up: 7:50 am 
[27] what were you doing at midnight last night: watching jenna marbles videos and 13rw scenes on youtube 
[28] name something you cannot wait for: GOING ON A TRIP THROUGHOUT EUROPE IN AUGUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
[29] when was the last time you saw your mother: literally like 2 min ago 
[30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: i wish i wasnt so ugly lol  
[31] what are you listening to right now: nothing 
[32] have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i have an inside joke with my friend where she calls me tim and i call her tom so,,, kind of? 
[33] something that is getting on your nerves: ppl taking pictures of me and my guy friend and posting them on snapchat saying that we’re dating  
[34] most visited website: tumblr, youtube, or netflix 
[35] elementary: i was more popular than ice ever been there so cool I guess 
[36] high school: haven't started yet but im excited!!!

[37] college: havent started yet

[38] hair colour: black


[39] long or short hair: short hair 
[40] do you have a crush on someone: yes 
[41] what do you like about yourself: im funny and not an idiot 
[42] piercings: my ears are pierced 
[43] blood type: o negative i think 
[44] nickname: mano. short for my name (manaal) and means cat in urdu 
[45] relationship status: what relationship 
[46] zodiac sign: gemini 
[47] pronouns: she/her 
[48] fav tv show: currently the walking dead 
[49] tattoos: none 
[50] right or left handed: left

FIRST… 
[51] surgery: never 
[52] piercing: ears 
[53] best friend: my friend zoha. our moms are best friends and she is 2 years older than me so she was literally at the hospital when i was home. still as close as ever. 
[54] sport: soccer but im done with that 
[55] vacation: pakistan 
[56] pair of trainers: wtf how am i supposed to remember that

RIGHT NOW…


[57] eating: nothing 
[58] drinking: nothing 
[59] I’m about to: going bike riding with my cousin 
[60] listening to: nothing 
[61] waiting for: my cousin to get to my hous                                               [62] want to: not be sick


[63] get married: no 
[64] career: don't know yet

WHICH IS BETTER…


[65] hugs or kisses: hugs 
[66] lips or eyes: eyes 
[67] shorter or taller: taller 
[68] older or younger: older 
[69] romantic or spontaneous: both                                                           
[70] nice arms or nice stomach:stomach


[71] sensitive or loud: little bit of both 
[72] hook up or relationship: relationship 
[73] troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER… 
[74] kissed a stranger: no 
[75] drank hard liquor: no 
[76] lost glasses/contact lenses: no 
[77] turned someone down: yes

[78] sex on first date: no 
[79] broken someone’s heart: unfortunately 
[80] had your own heart broken: kind of 
[81] been arrested: no 
[82] cried when someone died: yes 
[83] fallen for a friend: have a crush on one rn :/

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 
[84] yourself: im trying 
[85] miracles: hope is nice so sure 
[86] love at first sight: i wanna believe 
[87] santa claus: no 
[88] kiss on the first date: yes 
[89] angels: i want to

OTHER… 
[90] current best friend’s name: zoha, kristal, aakriti, mariann 
[91] eye colour: dark brown 
[92] favourite movie: moonlight

[rainyhart]

honestly tomorrow is gonna be really hard bc i havent watched a lot of 7a and its been over half a year since pll took a break but now here we are are in a few months im going to be saying bye to spencer hastings for good and its gonna be rough 

[piscexual]

i keep forgetting to do this, sorry about the hold up @itsdapperbozous :)

rules: tag 9 people you would like to get to know better relationship status: sad & single favorite color(s): im a sucker for pale versions of colors, like light pink and teal.  but as far as clothes go, i wear something black everyday. pets: i have an almost 12 year old black husky/lab that cant see anymore. i also have a goat that i named hammy (hamlet just for the irony) along with a bunch more that my dad has. he also has a horse whos probably as old as me. last song i listened to: saved by khalid favorite tv show: oof, there’s a list. a few are the flash, shadowhunters, the get down, this is us, the office, young justice first fandom: on here, arrow. but before tumblr, i obsessed over pll and tw (embarrassing, ik. im resentful of this question tbh) hobbies: um, probably stressing out about things i should be, i also like drawing and writing and watching tv and listening to music cause im a basic bitch favorite books: one hundred days of solitude by gabriel garcia marquez is my fav novel by far. if you havent, read it. malcolm x: a life of reinvention by manning marable is one of my fav non fiction pieces

. and im just gonna go ahead and tag whoever wants to give this a try + tag me in it if you do pls  

[samanthasroberts]

Oddball Comedy Festival: A Drunken Review

Ive been in the presence of greatness before, I mean, obviously I look at myself in the mirror every day. And once I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Seigel and talked her out of buying a heinous sweater. Whoever said orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed.

Anyway. Last night, after a few mishaps (turns out I actually bought tickets for the show in Dallas, and its like who the fuck goes to Dallas? That being said, if youre in Dallas, Im selling tickets so yeah.) I finally was able to watch the goddess and former Betch of the Week, Amy Schumer, perform live. There were some other people there too, but okay yeah.

Let me give you some quick highlights because obviously I cant tell you about the whole show- a) because I was hammered & b) because you have to go see it, and I only spoil endings on recaps for stupid shows like PLL. Not Amy. I wont ruin Amy for you.

The Oddball Comedy Festival, put on by the baes of Funny or Die, was fucking stacked. Jeff Ross, that one fat dude who looks like every uncle in the world combined and is only famous for being on roasts, was the host for the evening. He started by roasting people in the audience because those bitches had it coming.

TJ Miller performed next, who was undoubtedly blazed. If you havent watched please pull your head out of your bleached asshole and do it. Hes hilarious.

Then came some black guy, named Donnell? idk. He was pretty funny though. Honestly, I was in line for beer for a part of his set, so whatever.

Anthony Jeselnik came on afterwards, and was like super offensive, which is why Im now his newest #1 fan. Seriously though, he looks like the Nazi guy from the Sound of Music and like hes about to start singing 16 going on 17 at any moment. But again, hilarious.

Bridget Everett came on next and sexually violated everyone in the crowd for 30 minutes. She sang a Miley song, showed us her tits and literally called someone a downsie. The woman is like, super comfortable with her body, let me say that. But I did actually enjoy her because making men in the crowd that uncomfortable is a fucking talent.

Sebastian Maniscalco was next, and hes basically a less hot, slightly funnier version of Pauly D. He said a few funny things, but like, my drunk really kicked in high gear at that point so idk any specifics. There was lots of movement, I can tell you that. That Sebastian, hes a mover.

JOHN FUCKING MULANEY. JOHN FUCKING MULANEY WAS NEXT.

How do I even describe how fucking hilarious John Mulaney was? The dude next to me like seriously only came to watch him, and I totally get it. I mean, kind of. The guy next to me literally turned to me and said JOHN MULANEY IS THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN BEING TO EVER BE BORN and thats a) a little extreme and b) a title only reserved for Tina Fey, you ignorant slut. John Mulaney, beware, there is a man in San Francisco, CA who pretty much wants to cut off your skin and wear it to his birthday party.

I was crying, like actually real tears. If you have any brain cells whatsoever, you need to watch John Mulaney stand-up right now. My cheeks hurt from laughing and smiling, highlighting how little they are utilized in the real world because of my ever-present resting bitch face.

Amy Schumer was next. I have been waiting for this moment all my life (insert Phil Collins song here) and it did not disappoint. You know how Amy has one of those faces where she is like really hot one minute and then kind of troll looking the next? Yeah, shes hot. Case closed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

Her stand-up was fantastic and was full of all the sex jokes you could ever possibly need. She harassed a woman in the crowd for not liking cum and the woman was like a 65-year old Indian woman, making it even funnier and all the more realistic. Obviously she chugged wine on stage, because why the fuck not? Its Amy Schumers world, and were just living in it.

Last, the main headliner of the night was Aziz Ansari. I held back the urge to yell treat yo self two thousand leven and listened to him ramble on about how he is essentially the shittiest Muslim ever. He was pretty fucking hilarious, I must say. His stand-up is a little too goofy and sound-effecty for my taste, but whatever. I just like people who say the F word a lot and talk about sex and drinking, sue me.

Overall, how would I rate this experience? It was fucking DOPE. And hilarious. My tickets were a little expensive because TREAT YOSELF TWO THOUSAND LEVEN and idk, Im not poor so I bought good tickets. But even povos could go and sit on the lawn. If you havent bought tickets, you fucking should. And hey, if youre in Dallas- sorry about the fact your life sucks, want Amy Schumer tickets?

Source: http://allofbeer.com/oddball-comedy-festival-a-drunken-review/

from All of Beer https://allofbeer.wordpress.com/2018/08/18/oddball-comedy-festival-a-drunken-review/

[adambstingus]

Oddball Comedy Festival: A Drunken Review

Ive been in the presence of greatness before, I mean, obviously I look at myself in the mirror every day. And once I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Seigel and talked her out of buying a heinous sweater. Whoever said orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed.

Anyway. Last night, after a few mishaps (turns out I actually bought tickets for the show in Dallas, and its like who the fuck goes to Dallas? That being said, if youre in Dallas, Im selling tickets so yeah.) I finally was able to watch the goddess and former Betch of the Week, Amy Schumer, perform live. There were some other people there too, but okay yeah.

Let me give you some quick highlights because obviously I cant tell you about the whole show- a) because I was hammered & b) because you have to go see it, and I only spoil endings on recaps for stupid shows like PLL. Not Amy. I wont ruin Amy for you.

The Oddball Comedy Festival, put on by the baes of Funny or Die, was fucking stacked. Jeff Ross, that one fat dude who looks like every uncle in the world combined and is only famous for being on roasts, was the host for the evening. He started by roasting people in the audience because those bitches had it coming.

TJ Miller performed next, who was undoubtedly blazed. If you havent watched please pull your head out of your bleached asshole and do it. Hes hilarious.

Then came some black guy, named Donnell? idk. He was pretty funny though. Honestly, I was in line for beer for a part of his set, so whatever.

Anthony Jeselnik came on afterwards, and was like super offensive, which is why Im now his newest #1 fan. Seriously though, he looks like the Nazi guy from the Sound of Music and like hes about to start singing 16 going on 17 at any moment. But again, hilarious.

Bridget Everett came on next and sexually violated everyone in the crowd for 30 minutes. She sang a Miley song, showed us her tits and literally called someone a downsie. The woman is like, super comfortable with her body, let me say that. But I did actually enjoy her because making men in the crowd that uncomfortable is a fucking talent.

Sebastian Maniscalco was next, and hes basically a less hot, slightly funnier version of Pauly D. He said a few funny things, but like, my drunk really kicked in high gear at that point so idk any specifics. There was lots of movement, I can tell you that. That Sebastian, hes a mover.

JOHN FUCKING MULANEY. JOHN FUCKING MULANEY WAS NEXT.

How do I even describe how fucking hilarious John Mulaney was? The dude next to me like seriously only came to watch him, and I totally get it. I mean, kind of. The guy next to me literally turned to me and said JOHN MULANEY IS THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN BEING TO EVER BE BORN and thats a) a little extreme and b) a title only reserved for Tina Fey, you ignorant slut. John Mulaney, beware, there is a man in San Francisco, CA who pretty much wants to cut off your skin and wear it to his birthday party.

I was crying, like actually real tears. If you have any brain cells whatsoever, you need to watch John Mulaney stand-up right now. My cheeks hurt from laughing and smiling, highlighting how little they are utilized in the real world because of my ever-present resting bitch face.

Amy Schumer was next. I have been waiting for this moment all my life (insert Phil Collins song here) and it did not disappoint. You know how Amy has one of those faces where she is like really hot one minute and then kind of troll looking the next? Yeah, shes hot. Case closed. Bring in the dancing lobsters.

Her stand-up was fantastic and was full of all the sex jokes you could ever possibly need. She harassed a woman in the crowd for not liking cum and the woman was like a 65-year old Indian woman, making it even funnier and all the more realistic. Obviously she chugged wine on stage, because why the fuck not? Its Amy Schumers world, and were just living in it.

Last, the main headliner of the night was Aziz Ansari. I held back the urge to yell treat yo self two thousand leven and listened to him ramble on about how he is essentially the shittiest Muslim ever. He was pretty fucking hilarious, I must say. His stand-up is a little too goofy and sound-effecty for my taste, but whatever. I just like people who say the F word a lot and talk about sex and drinking, sue me.

Overall, how would I rate this experience? It was fucking DOPE. And hilarious. My tickets were a little expensive because TREAT YOSELF TWO THOUSAND LEVEN and idk, Im not poor so I bought good tickets. But even povos could go and sit on the lawn. If you havent bought tickets, you fucking should. And hey, if youre in Dallas- sorry about the fact your life sucks, want Amy Schumer tickets?

from All Of Beer http://allofbeer.com/oddball-comedy-festival-a-drunken-review/ from All of Beer https://allofbeercom.tumblr.com/post/177111817017

[untalkativedreamer-blog]

Okay cool! I'm currently watching Once Upon a Time, if you havent seen that. Idk if youre into Anime but Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood is one of my fav shows of all time. Also dont know if these are relevant to you but I love The Walking Dead and Pretty Little Liars(but only the first few seasons of pll)

Thats a lot of series!! I was so into anime for years but never watched fma, but should I watch brotherhood right away? Isn't that like a sequel? Oh and I've heard once upon a time is rlly good, I think I'll check it out 👀✨

[cryptid-cunt]

ALL THE EVENS

2. Whats goin on between you and the last person you kissed?Well last person i kissed was my friend on the cheeks so, shes my work wife

4.is your last name longer that 6 letters?Actually my last name is EXACTLY 6 letters

6.have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?Yup

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?Well we work together and we give cheek kisses when we leave shift so i think atm its like… 42? 42 cheek kisses :p

10. When is the last tine you saw your sister?I dont have a sister. I have a brother! And its been …. Like 2-3 years

12. Where did you sleep last night?My bed

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?Yup

16. Would you ratger it be sunny or rainy?Rainy

18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?NO PANTS BITCH

20. Does anyone like you?Probobly, probobly not, idfk. I think my current s/o likes me? Maybe?Oh and @ahtemish

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?No, shes straight as a fucking arrow, but im queer af so idc

24. Have you ever considerd getting a tattoo?I have many, many planned and my first will be in nov/dec. Depends on money

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?The sweetest bluenose pit. Grey fur, bug green eyes, and the cutest wagging tail, her owner runs my block with her every 3-5 days so i got to see her on my way back home from work. Her names bielzabubby.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?Yup, i wanted him to shut the fuck up about asking me on a date so i kissed him and told him that was the first and last thing he’d ever get from me and he left me alone.

30. Do you like texting? I like using my fb messenger, but no nit via my phines actual texting.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?Yup, i wanted a ceptum a while back but i not want my nips pierced instead

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means alot to you?I mean.. Im not a woman or a man. So.. Idk what my opposite is???? So i have many people who are important to me, men, women, and other*

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?Idk. Probobly complicated and shitty

38. When you say youre sorry do you mean it?80% of the time. The other 20% is me apologizing to customers and my multiple bosses for shit i dont give a fuck about.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?Which one? I like a few people, if you mean love then thats a whole nother story, i love one person rn and what made me love him is the things we have in common and then a mystery cuz love kinda just… Happend.

42. What is wrong with you right now?Oh. Oh! My dude. My fucking dude!….. ALOT

44. Does anyone disgust you?Alot of celebrities, my father, racists, biggots, oh honey this list is fucking long ok??

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Sure, lets go with that

48. What colour shirt are you wearing?What shirt?

50. Anyone youre giving up on?MyselfIdk probobly

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldnt?YUP

54. Do you care if youre s/o drinks? No not really as long as they arent damaging themselves, like if you wanna drink cool but if youre gonna go off the damn rail imma smack the bottle outchya hand and tell ya to knock it the fuck off

56. Do you like to cuddle?Yes. YeS. YES.

58. Do you get along with girls?I mean, the ones ik yeah? Cis girls, trans girls, questioning girls, anyone who identifyes as a girl/woman i probs get along with as long as youre not a bigoted racist cuntbasket yo

60. What do you carry with you at all times?A small blowtorch

62. Do you think that hou can last in a relationship for over five months?I mean i fuckin hope so?? Its been 11 fucking months with my s/o

64.the person you like kisses you on the forhead, do you find this cute?Bitch GIB TO ME THEM FORHEAD KISSES

66. How old are the last 3 people you kissed?26, 20, and 18

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leapord print?Neither, theyre both fucking ugly unless theyre on said animals

70. Would you rather listen to luke bryan or lil wayn?Fuuuuuucking neither???

72. Whems the last time you had pizza from pizza hut?I dont remember, @ahtemish when the fuck did we last get dat cheesey stuffed crust??

74. What colour are the walls in your room?Idk like… Beige??

76. Do you watch PLL? Used to, stopped after it bored me

78. What are youre initials?TMH

80. Are you from the south?Nope

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?Naw me n her havent seen eachother since we were 7

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?Yes, cheerleading

86. Do you smoke?A variety

88. Is youre phone touchscreen?Yeah

90. Have you ever snuck outta your house?Oh fuck yeah alotta times my dude

92. Have you ever made out in a car?Bitch ive had sex in a cemetary, yes ive fucking made out in a car

94. Are you single or in a relationship?I am currently in a mono relationship

96. Whens the last time you saw fireworks?I cant remember

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?Yup!

100. Are you friends with people on fb that you actually hate?No i delete the ones i hate

102.name your favourite kesha song:I dont have one, i like her music, especially the new things, but i dont have a favourite

104.would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?No thats a bad fucking idea, for one thoes boots are for working and should always be worn with long pants/jeans to avoid leather chaifing, for two who the fuck exceot for fake ass “country” hoes wear cowboy boots with fuckin shorts! I only wore mine(when i had em) for working on my uncles ranch and my nanas ranch. And so did all the other people i saw w em on.