#i havent played gg actually

[k4mvi]

venom ^_^

[bluuscreen]

gonna tell my future niece/nephew that this was the shape of water

[nazuna-tunnel-vision]

aight i got the rabits badge from clearing 30 lives, time to quit enstars until tsukasa's centre event. i may or may not have >50 whistles left but its fine

[sinkableruby]

What are your top 5 Ougi scenes/appearances?

good ask to send me than,k you

starting from 5 well i guess i dont really have like a strict order except for maybe the top one i dont know i dont know i love all of them actually im just gonna do it in chrono order

um spoilers of course dont read this if u havent finished the whole anime (the whole anime!) there will be screencaps...

okay if im going chronoogically i must give my hat to owarimonogtari part 1. wait FUCK theres so many scenes in that shit.......... im gonna be running out of space damnit.... well to summarize it BRIEFLY... (how the fuck do you even summarize it briefly my feelings are large and want to burst out of my chest)... ougis sinister leading araragi down dark paths and poking at his past and knowing the deal but playing-dumbery and antics are just amazing. and shes so cool as she does it how did she get to be that cool! evil and cool.... thats the summary but the scene i would want to talk about is of course the showdown with hanekawa (the first one i guess). uh bc its like really funny? the showdown is great its such a fun buildup of tension and they're like passive-aggressive/plain-aggressive-but-still-loosely-following-social-boundaries trying fighting each other... its great. i think in the light novels when hanekawa says 'but i would have done a better job' ougis smile freezes. you can hear the glass break. you can just hear her in her head shes going like ".......................bitch,? so that's how you wanna play it?" i wish that got animated sometimes. and also of course. it ends how it ends.

its an incredible moment because literally the moment she says this you're like ah. i see. so ougi loses. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LIKE GG NO RE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 SORRY OUGI YOU LOST.... DONMAI ITS OK DONT WORRY ABOUT IT. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO SEE ANYTHING AFTER ITS LIKE AH. GOTCHA. i was rooting for her to win when i was watching but... this was just so funny. the best way for things to have gone i think.

its also so good how she stands there after like. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.......... usually ougi is the one doing things to people and its funny but this is also just so hilarious its done so well.

i also want to talk about otori, because ougi in otori is very cool. my first time watching otori i was very in tune with nadeko so hearing ougi do a kinda takedown of her was a very interesting experience for me. she was very sinister and severe and foreboding...... very fun. and of course when it turns out she's been tugging at the strings..... heeheehee THATS SO COOL. i mean looking at these scenes like some of these shots are so cool.

^ the face of someone so evil......

ok going later

i never see people talking about this one but the scene in hitagi rendevous in owari ge that happens on the second episode after the ending is like. oogh. its like the big instance before the finale proper in ougi dark where the show starts fucking slapping you in the face screaming "PAY ATTENTION THERE'S SOMETHING IMPORTANT HAPPENING HERE"

like this shot this FUCKING SHOT. is it just me? is it just me am i the only one who feels acute pain at this? there's something about it thats just so............... like somethings wrong. like thats what i feel like something is wrong and im concerned for this person you feel me?

shes so tired trying to get his attention and do her job and all that shes pressing the doorbell laying down... and then she sees him and goes like 'im exhausted' and just keeps girlbossing like. and like asks araragi (from her perspective) not to kill her and hes just like no and shes just like damn that sucks oh well lol. like imagine being alive for 6 months having no home (shes laying on the god damn nameplate of his house augh...) and knowing full well you're about to die, the things youre seeing now will be some of the last things you ever experience before your consciousness is gone forever (bc she isnt going to hell shes being erased). that's so cool and awesome (horrifying). anyway ougi doesnt care shes got a job to do X) (shes so insane i love her)

also that home thing and the tiredness thing is one of the big things i wrote ougi stay about so ill just take the chance to plug it if ur still reading this go read my fic! i like it a lot i think its nice. its mostly funny but it also talks about this stuff too a bit. go read it

ok next.

dont know whether to count the different parts of this scene as separate or not but i think it shouldnt be separated bc its all important to the scene and that is OF COURSE: ougi dark starting with ougi's convo with tsukihi (the build up… it's oddly calm so you feel somewhat reassured but you KNOW something's going to happen… the buildup of tension starts here and keeps rising). the contents of that conversation, near the end are like, really cool things to be included because up until that point we still dont have SO much insight as to who ougi is but she opens up a bit to tsukihi here and its kind of a paradigm shift to see.

there's something so poignant about this fraught mood...

such an ougi way of talking about one's feelings about oneself...

at least for me when i was watching i was already like, kinda rooting for ougi bc i wanted bad things to happen to araragi (lol) but also like. ougis just so insanely entertaining and fun that like, uh obviously i would root for her here. so when this fun silly funny little fun character starts bustin out the:

its like woah wait huh back up hold on a second there. i care you>???????

like literally the whole confrontation with ougi and araragi it is just like oh no since when did i care about this character so much oh no oh god oh fuck...

like how come they gotta hit me with all these gut punches what did i do to deserve this

like whats so cool about it is with how its directed and the score (and the voice acting!! the seiyuu did an INCREDIBLE job) and everything you can tell shes scared but like again shes actually insane so she's just gonna be like yeah this is the right way for things to happen

(it seems a lot like she did all this wanting the outcome of her losing to araragi, at least to me. hanekawa also says so in the commentary tracks of ougi dark. so thats another layer. theres so many layers... i dont know how many of these layers people pick up on but by golly do i pick up on them)

and of course he saves her (imagine if he didnt? id kill him. WAIT ACTUALLY THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ARE LIKE "ARARAGI SHOULDNT HAVE SAVED HER" NEVER GO ON THE REDDIT DISCORD SERVER FOR MONOGATARI PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THIS WAY IM LITERALLY GOING TO KILL THEM ITS SO. ok i wont talk about it), and she gets mad and its like i KNEW you were putting up a bold front you had emotions this whole time and then its like. oh you had emotions this whole time and you were totally aware of everything and just kinda had to deal with it thats kinda fucked up (i think a lot about how being an oddity born of self-criticism necessarily means you have to be self-aware and how that leads to ougi being a kind of exceptional type of oddity and like how it ties into identity and like... all that stuff). but the emotional breakdown/outburst is so good... augggghhghhh its so good 😭😭😭

(like i think sometimes about how if they had done this wrong, it would feel out of place for ougis generally not-emotion-showing character/not emotional in general character, but they did it so well... its so good)

and of COURSE to cap off this perfect beautiful wonderful scene we get THE GWEH AKA THE PEAK OF FICTION. IT DOESNT GET BETTER THAN THIS. NO IM NOT JOKING. LITERALLY WHEN I SAW THIS I HAD AN EPIPHANY. NOT JUST BECAUSE ITS ADORABLE BUT BECAUSE ITS LIKE HOLY SHIT INTUITIVELY A PART OF ME UNDERSTANDS. THIS *IS* **THE** BEST CHARACTER. and i went to go pace around my room being hype about it. im not joking really bc the novel talks about it being like "an utterly unattractive true-to-life" groan or something that proves she has "substance" which is like... yeah! she's her own person! not just made of lies or w/e!! the gweh actually ties everything together in such a perfect way and i am physically incapable of remaining in bad mood after i see it. i saw it the first time and i was like :O -> :) -> :DDDDDDDDDD and that hasn't changed since it will always put a smile on my face 😌

also also ougi in zoku owari is incredible too so good. the TEEHEE THE TEEHEE IS SO AMAZING. like YEAH!!!! YOURE A LITTLE ROTTEN PRANKSTER TEEHEE!!!!!! YEAH!!!! TRICKSTER TIME TIME TO BE TRICKY A TRICKY LITTLE TRICKSTER YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! and we get more classic ougi exposition/explanation..... havent talked about this as much but their ideas are so interesting.... theyre so interesting and cool i would pay to hear them share ideas about things.............. anyway one other thing i really appreciate about this scene is the shared intimacy between ougi and araragi. it feels more personal yk. this sorta comfortable, natural, thoughtless intimacy is something i absolutely adore about their dynamic but it basically only happens right here in zoku owari, and not even so much in the light novel version. its interesting... i want to write about it. im GOING to write about it mark my words

also honorable mention to ougi in hanamonogatari. theres nothing like big enough about these scenes to mention in comparison with the rest of them bc theyre so short but. BOY OUGI YEAHHHHHHHHHHH HES TRANS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i saw that and i was like >:) yeah kanbaru wym hes been a boy this whole time >:)))) don't misgender him god...... >:))))))))))))) (AND HE LOOKS SO COOL THEY ANIMATED HIM SO COOL BC HES IN BOYMODE HES SUCH A BOY FUCK YEAH)

also fuck i didnt talk about the whole planetarium dream scene. that was also good.

ummm yeah i could just talk about this forever and keep talking about scenes and stuff but ill leave it here bc u said 5 and ive already technically named like 7 at least so. yeah. but i dont really have like a ranking order necessarily, except for ougi dark bc its just so so so SO good.

thank you for enabling my derangement ive been writing this since u sent it to me im so ougipilled right now you wouldnt even believe. im ougi wired.

[crawledthru500]

Talk to Me (2023)

dir. Danny & Michael Philippou

Star rating: 4/5

changed to 4.5/5

(spoilers free)

THIS is what i want from horror. holy fucking shit.

this was a BLAST, from beginning to end. i genuinely think this is the best horror to come out of 2023. the cinematography was great, the special effects were fantastic. i cannot give this movie enough credit. go into this completely blind, i beg of you.

(spoilers under the cut)

as i said up there ^^ this was the best horror this year thus far. it is gonna be VERY hard to beat. however, i do have some nitpicks, so lets get those outta the way first.

near the middle it definitely drags a little, but nothing really that took me outta the movie. some of the acting can be a little ehhh but again, nothing that took me out, i still had a blast.

it was SCARY?! and i dont get scared during horror most of the time. i was very shocked at how much tension it brought. and most of the time they didnt even have to rely on the loudest possible noise ever to get me to clutch the plush i brought.

the characters were incredible, i genuinely felt like i was peaking into the lives of this group of friends. and theres a trans person!!!! PLAYED BY A TRANS PERSON!!!!!!! i am so so happy, that made me almost cry when they were first introduced. speaking of crying, i actually did end up crying !!! theres a scene where Mia is looking at snapchat memories of her dead mom, and man. that really hits me very deeply as someone who loves my mother very, very much.

even despite the tension, the emotion, it was still funny (when it wanted to be.) theres a scene where Mia gets possessed and SUCKS on her ex boyfriend's TOES and he wakes up and is like "Mia you were suckin' on my foot?!" (said Australian-ly) and that got a giggle outta the theater.

the attention to detail is insane. Mista GG (who i love) touched on this in his review, but all of the hand symbolism is very nice to see. i love details like that. i picked up on a little bit of it, but he definitely opened my eyes to new symbolism like Mia's mom getting wood under her fingernails from scratching at the bathroom door after attempting to take her own life, or Mia constantly picking at her fingernails only to repaint them again. the little shit like that makes my heart happy.

the ENDING, god the ending. so hopeless. it fills you with emptiness. i LOVE IT!!! i love when horror is helpless and scary and dreadful!!!

the amount of love and care put into this movie makes me so, so happy. and it was made by YOUTUBERS !! thats crazy!!! i havent heard of these guys before but you can tell they LOVE their craft, they LOVE what they do, and i am so excited to see more from them. i want to consume everything they create and then some.

i honestly think i'm going to go see this one again if i don't have anything to watch this friday. i am so excited to see what these directors have in store for a potential sequel, the Street Fighter movie that they're directing, and the movie they've been wanting to make that they talked about in the Anthony Padilla interview. i am obsessed!!!

[alittledizzy]

what were you doing on gurugossiper in the first place enough to make a spin-off site when that site is like cblr for phannies? and you havent acknowledged anything accusing you of being friends with people who discuss leaked info.

i was on guru gossiper because i'm Old and i like forums. when i wanted to meet people, i sought out the kind of environment i was comfortable with - and the gg dan and phil thread was super active. and the users that gathered on their thread were all of the same mind that we actually enjoyed dan and phil and wanted to discuss them with other fans, but we didn't like the toxic attitude the gg forum moderators had toward dan and phil. so we made our own forum!

i still don't know who i'm being accused of being friends with, which is why i haven't said anything about it. also, in general, i just don't respond to baseless accusations. if you do it just opens a doorway and people think they're entitled for you to reply to every single little drama they use your name in, and i just have no interest in that.

i am only likely to reply when it's something like this i feel protective of (like idb) or it's an easy factual inaccuracy that doesn't play into the response the people making accusations want.

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im not very tuned in to what goes on with gg and oneyplays bc last i watched either of them they were all just sitting around yelling the n word and all of them were laughing about it or encouraging it so i just havent bothered with them in years but.. despite collaborating and being connected to all of that as well as parts of the (former?) dumb racist little idubbbz/filthy frank Group™, are supermega still decent people? last i heard about them they were suing their now ex friend for stealing a ton of money, ive not heard about them being objectively bigoted lately, if at all

from what i know about supermega, they are pretty cool people. they're left leaning and support lgbt n such, and dont associate with people like shadman/idubbbz/filthy frank but they were on cold ones a couple of years ago (cold ones is hosted by maxmoefoe and anything4views but i think theyve largely changed from the 2010 edgy youtube days [for the record im not defending them, ive never liked them]). when they worked with game grumps they (at least matt was idk about ryan) were acquaintances with oney since oney frequently collab'd with rubberross for their art show on gg but im not so sure now since it was like 5-6 years ago. but they just kind of do their own thing most of the time, mostly lets plays, hosting their podcast, and some live action stuff. and jackson, their ex-friend who was a producer (iirc) for supermega, started committing fraud on the company card's dime (a lot of people believe this was a sort of revenge for matt accidentally deleting his childhood animal crossing gamecube save but there's no hard evidence). i really hope they're actually decent people because i like their content a lot.

[aroaceacacia]

the poll has ended, so the truth must come out: there wasnt a lie*, as the format might have lead you to believe! i tricked you with my tumblr poll

*(there were a few small technical or semantic errors in a couple of the answers as a result of me not fully fact checking; if you caught these, gg and thanks 👍 i didnt put a large amount of technical effort in because it wasnt really intended as a trivia game for OP enjoyers, it was more for people who havent read or seen the series. that's why this was posted On My Minecraft Blog and not Anywhere Else)

anyway. some brief explanations for those who want them. (this will contain Spoilers up to and including events from the most recent manga arc!)

1. yes, the transgender prisoners exist; it's called newkama land. theres actually a surprising amount of transgender characters in one piece

2. yes, einstein is multiple people. his name is vegapunk and he has 6 clones who, all together, contain one copy of his brain. one of them [REDACTED] and everyone realizes theres an imposter among us (the wording on this one was unclear or misleading, specifically my use of "7" referring to the satellites + stella as a whole, instead of saying "made 6 clones" or something to that effect. mb gamers)

3. yes, the evil power rangers are real. they're called germa 66, they're the royal family of the germa kingdom and they're also literally the villains of an in-universe comic series

4. yes, eminem and pinocchio are god, technically.

- "eminem" refers to enel, the ruler of an island in the sky; rulers of that island have the title of "god". more like a different word for a king than our understanding of god.

- "pinocchio" refers to usopp, whose appearance takes some inspiration from pinocchio; he got deified by a bunch of guys after he saved them (long story) and now is stuck with "god" as an official epithet.

5. yes, aliens are real. enel flew to space and met space pirates and a bunch of little guys. we never really seem to acknowledge in the main plotline that enel flew to the moon and met aliens (it factors into worldbuilding but fundamentally i don't think the plot of one piece thus far would change if you cut the "enel's great space operations" cover story. but I cant fit all that into a poll option)

6. yes, the cute ""mascot"" character can turn into a kaiju.

7. yes, a government assassin really did go undercover for 5 years as a shipwright and speak via pigeon ventriloquism that whole time (<- this man is a cold blooded killer)

8. yes, theres a kinnie running around wano. his name is yamato and he kins kozuki oden, the deceased daimyo* of kuri in wano. bonus fun fact, oden transed yamato's gender. (*this was the biggest error on my part - oden was the son of a shogun, and intended to become shogun, but never actually got there. oops)

9. yes, the baby man has a tragic backstory. cw for death, specifically of a young child (its non-graphic, but im giving a heads up anyways)

anyway, thanks for playing! sparkle on its sunday dont forget to be yourself and consider reading one piece

(if u know the answer please dont spoil it until the poll ends thank you xoxo. & you're welcome to reblog if youd like but no pressure)

[barbieb0y]

i blanked out for a bit and just realized i havent said what i wanted to say to u abt guilty gear. lol. anyway, i actually (technically) have one consistent main in gg, who is baiken, but in strive i kinda have 2, which is baiken and bridget!! i play bridget bc she's a fun character to play, has a cute design, boppin theme and bc she's trans but mostly bc she's rlly fun! i remember just having such a blast playing her... i haven't played bridget in forever bc i like playing her strive ver more compared to her older version (she's rlly complex in the first game she was in orz)

ive been maining baiken ever since i started playing around, like, february 2021?? so she's pretty special to me! she's rlly pretty samurai lady that drinks (i have a lot of fighting game crushes LMAO) and also a rlly cool character that grows as the story goes on! (also super fun to play!)

i also play slayer and leo whitefang for a bit but it's been a bit since i played them so i think they dont count anymore lol oh and i casually play giovanna bc she's similar to this one character i play in another fighting game (also cause she looks like this one fighting game lady i have a cru)

i have this one color i rlly LOVE playing in guilty gear/arcsys games in general which i call arcsys/playstation blue! it's the one color where the characters are wearing blue and black but the blue is glowing! rlly love that color <3 i have huge debt to guilty gear bc it introduced me to d4dj thanks to their collab, and you can see how that went lol

thats all, hehe! i love talking abt fighting games bc i dont have much of a chance lol so im sosososo glad to have someone to talk to!! <3

(also fun fact abt baiken: she uses ore when speaking in japanese)

(also also this was meant to be sent to the replies of your post but there was so much i wanted to say, lol byee take my rant abt my fighting game mains)

OOOOOOO IVE SEEN BAIKEN ALSO BRIDGET AAAAAA sorry im biased i see trans character my eyes become hearts. all the characters sound really cool tbh. baiken using ore is cool as fuck wtf. good for her good for her

i also have minor crushes on all the guys. especially anji as you may know. im Simping with a capital S. he is so hot im so sorry im a simple man

I SAW THE COLOR YOU MENTIONED IN THE BETA TEST i was wondering what that was :0 i think theres also a pink version and a green version right? i think i saw those. for now im just sticking with the original colors bc thats what im used to but i wanna try the other colors too at some point :D

woah i did not know gg introduced you to d4dj ngl. i remember when the gg collab dropped i was like. oh okay another random collab idc abt LMAOOOOOO now im eating my own words. i do remember getting the sol badguy discs in d4dj tho lmao

and yw! tbfh the only fighting game ive consistently played is tekken (alisa main since i was 6 <3) so. im not the best person to actually discuss fighting games with LOL but as ive said, you are very much free to infodump whenever you want. i mean it. even if i dont get to play certain fighting games, at least i get to know some stuff about them. honestly even with tekken i. dont really pay attention to the lore HELP but thats normal for fighting game fans i think. also fighting game men are so Hot and Gender and oh my god muscles ... muscles

[pesterloglog]

Tavros Nitram, Jade Harley

Act 4, page 1936

-- adiosToreador [AT] began trolling gardenGnostic [GG] --

AT: jADE, hI, iS YOUR ROBOT NEARBY,

GG: ummmmmm.....

AT: wHERE YOU CAN TYPE, bECAUSE YOU ARE ASLEEP,

GG: oh! yes it appears so!!!

AT: oK, uHH, iN THAT CASE, aRE YOU HAVING A PLEASANT NAP,

GG: i guess! ive been pretty busy here

GG: ive had to stay asleep for a long time because john is supposed to wake up soon

GG: but he just wont wake up!!!!!

GG: im pretty sure im supposed to be the one to wake him but i dont know what to do :(

AT: uHHHHH,

GG: huh??

AT: oHH, sORRY,

AT: i WAS LOOKING TO SEE IF i COULD SEE HIM BE AWAKE IN THE FUTURE,

AT: bUT i CANT SEE IN HIS DREAMS, oR ANYTHING,

GG: oh......

GG: well thanks for trying anyway!

AT: bUT YOU WILL WAKE UP SOON, iT LOOKS LIKE,

AT: sO MAYBE THIS MEANS YOU HAVE SUCCESS,

GG: i hope so!

GG: what am i doing when i wake up?

AT: oH, gOODNESS, tHERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON, aND THERE IS A LOT OF TROUBLE THAT YOU ARE IN,

GG: oh no!!!!!

AT: bUT, wHAT IT COMES DOWN TO IS, iS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME ANYWAY,

AT: tHIS IS YOUR LAST DAY,

AT: bEFORE YOU MAKE THE RIFT,

AT: aND THEN i CAN'T SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THAT, aNYMORE,

AT: wHICH IS OK, wITH ME, bECAUSE, tO BE HONEST,

AT: sEEING YOUR WHOLE BIG CONFUSING FUTURE AND PAST IS, kIND OF OVERWHELMING,

GG: yes i know what you mean....

AT: iTS SO COMPLICATED, aND, i DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT i SHOULD BE ACCOMPLISHING,

AT: i THINK,

AT: uSING THESE GADGETS AND THINGS, aND MY TIME LINE ADVANTAGES, tO PLAY PRANKS ON YOU,

GG: that sounds like it would be fun!

GG: but you guys never even played pranks on me, you were always just kinda mean D:

AT: sORRY, }:(

AT: i THINK,

AT: tHE IDIOTIC THING ABOUT TROLLIAN IS,

AT: iF YOU USE IT TO TROLL PEOPLE, i THINK YOU ARE JUST AS LIKELY TO GET TROLLED YOURSELF,

AT: mAYBE EVEN MORE BADLY,

AT: wHICH i THINK IS WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, jUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,

GG: well i know i havent trolled you guys!

GG: or not yet.........

GG: heheheh

AT: nO,

AT: bUT YOU SORT OF ARE,

AT: mY FRIEND IS GOING CRAZY, hE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU,

AT: hE LEFT YOU A MESSAGE, a LONG TIME AGO ON YOUR TIME LINE,

AT: tO TALK TO HIM, wHEN YOUR ROBOT BLOWS UP,

GG: oh yeah!

GG: i totally forgot about that

GG: does it really blow up or was that another trick?

AT: uHHHH,

AT: i DON'T KNOW, i CAN'T SEE IT BLOW UP IN YOUR FUTURE,

AT: nOT ON SCREEN,

AT: i MEAN,

AT: tHERE ARE LOTS OF EXPLOSIONS, aLL THE TIME, aNYWAY,

AT: tOO MANY EXPLOSIONS,

GG: hmmmmm

GG: you could ask me in the future!

AT: oK, i WILL ASK,

AT: oK,

AT: yOU SAID, yES, iT DID BLOW UP, aND YOU TALKED TO HIM,

AT: aND, uHHH,

AT: tHEN YOU SAID HE WAS ACTUALLY A PRETTY NICE GUY, wHICH i THOUGHT WAS WEIRD,

GG: is he not a nice guy?

AT: nOT, rEALLY,

GG: hmmm....

GG: well maybe hes just been through some tough times

GG: maybe we should give him the benefit of the doubt?

AT: uHHHH,

GG: for whatever its worth i think youre a pretty nice guy too!

AT: oKAY, tHANK YOU,

GG: also you seem to be the only one who ever thinks to talk to me while im asleep!

GG: why is that?

AT: oH, i GUESS,

AT: tHAT IT MAKES SENSE,

AT: bECAUSE YOU HAVE A ROBOT, tO LET YOU SAY THINGS THAT HAPPEN, oN PROSPIT,

AT: aND i'M CURIOUS,

AT: bECAUSE THE ONLY TIME i EVER HAD FUN PLAYING THIS GAME WAS WHEN i WAS ASLEEP,

AT: bUT NOW ALL OUR DREAM SELVES ARE DEAD,

AT: }:'(

GG: oh no!!!

GG: dream selves can die?

AT: yEAH,

GG: i never knew that

GG: or even thought about it....

GG: i guess it makes sense though

AT: uHH, yEAH,

AT: sO ENJOY YOUR NAP,

AT: wHILE IT LASTS,

AT: bYE,

[kirliao]

ik i havent been in the tags for months and my evermore drafts are gathering dust (pray for her) but it has been so fun seeing the tgm cast at all these awards shows!! im a lil upsetti that i missed jay and glen's presenting segment at the gg but ill scour clips laterrrr

also has -- actually i might have an idea but im gonna keep typing anyway but bc a lot of people like zoey & glen on screen together, has anyone actually hc-ed a tgm sequel plot where zoey plays a hangman love interest? i just think it would be neat lol

aand thats all for updates. im gonna stare at this google doc until i have to go to work. peace n luv.

[sothischickshe]

All this discussion about more kink in the good girls fandom has me now unexpectedly needing some too for the first time ever! Help a lady out with some recommendations? And yes I am sending this on anon to a bunch of my fave authors because I NEED A RANGE OF THINGS TO BOOKMARK

hahaha, i mean im a big fan of asking a bunch of ppl the same question personally!! (and i dont think you can just slip this fave authors comment in like that, that’s very kind, but like coffee or warning first jeez <3)

i will caveat this with: i know we have been talking about kink generally, but i think ‘kink’ is actually quite a subjective concept? like... i don’t realllllllly know what it means other than non-vanilla, and i do think ppl might define that differently?

but anyway, some recs ahead, i guess you can decide if they qualify or not, ha ha

the Power Struggle series by @ohmisterjapan (ft. among other things: power plays (unsurprisingly), orgasm delay/denial, bondage, a threesome)

Next Time by @nottonyharrison (ft. breathplay/choking, power fantasy, cuckolding (dean) fantasy, light bdsm, orgasm delay/denial)

til you get what you need by Aniara (ft. arguably dubious consent, rough sex, spanking)

sure am using you by Aniara (ft. Rio/OFC who is dressed in Beth’s pearls)

simpler times by @ohmisterjapan (ft. power plays, exhibitionist vibes, anal play)

oh we’re going out in style babe by @fairhairedkings (ft. breathplay/choking, power plays/v light coercive vibe)

a bit of reciprocity by @nottonyharrison (ft. breathplay/choking, power plays/bdsm undertones, orgasm delay/denial)

Show me how to fake it (touch me in the dark) by @pynkhues (ft. rough sex, porn AU, exhibitionist vibes)

the blossomed bullet by VictoriaAGrey (ft. mean semi-public sex, obsession/power plays)

never say never by @foxmagpie (ft. orgasm delay/denial, bondage, power plays, Rio getting upset by the threesome fantasy he started, a lot of dirty talk, tbc)

Just Picture Everybody Naked by thatbluenote (ft. essentially public sex and therefore I’m gonna say at least light exhibitionism, orgasm delay/denial, power plays)

swimming in sin by zsra187 (ft. orgasm delay/denial, obsession/power plays)

there’s a lonely blackbird by openhearts (ft. orgasm delay/denial, Beth talking to Rio about fucking Dean)

amassed by infernum (ft. breathplay/choking, orgasm delay/denial, power plays/obsession, public sex/exhibitionism)

Working on Things by odenkirk (ft. Beth/Rio/Dean, what more could you possibly want?)

Not so careful by @bensonstablers (ft. knifeplay, blood)

got a kiss (with your name on it) by @mego42 (ft. semi-public sex/exhibitionism, blatant lingerie fetish)

The Ways in Which They Meet series by @fanzel12 (ft., amongst other things, semi-public sex/light exhibitionism)

you’re no good for me but, baby, i want you by @mrslackles (ft. established something dominant Beth/power plays, probably lingerie fetish too)

a little party never killed nobody by @fairhairedkings (ft. infidelity kink)

i will collect you and capture you by @foxmagpie (ft. orgasm delay/denial, light exhibitionism/cuckolding intent, power plays/obsession)

payback by @querenaxx (ft. arguably dubious consent, orgasm delay/denial, power plays)

yoga for building intimacy and trust by @fairhairedkings (ft. semi-public sex, anal play, breathplay)

take it by @inyoursheets (ft. spanking!)

the Stupid Cupid chapter of Playing House by @pynkhues (ft. spanking-infused roleplay, power plays, sartorial aggression)

maybe you’re my fantasy by @ohmisterjapan (ft. power plays, little smut but so)

the flood i saw just yesterday, today, and tomorrow by @nottonyharrison (ft. pegging, anal play, choking/breathplay)

you let me complicate you by @fairhairedkings (ft. orgasm delay/denial, rough sex, power plays/obsession/possessiveness) 

tight leash by @nottonyharrison (ft. breathplay, knifeplay, bdsm overtones)

forest silk and midnight desires by ofhousewivesandgangsters (ft. voyeurism/exhibitionism) 

happiness in slavery by @dropkickdisco6 (ft. bdsm/sub rio, arguably food kink)

handle it by perdiccas (ft. exhibitionism)

midas is king and he holds me so tight by @fairhairedkings (ft. bondage/roughish sex, power plays/obsession/possessiveness)

bucket list by @xstrawmari (ft. kink exploration)

tape you by @delicatelingon (ft. filmed sex, obsession/caught in the moment)

um... ok what im taking from this is i could go on on this topic for a very long time (but should probs leave some for someone else to rec lol, and we seem to have collectively agreed that beth n rio probs shouldnt be allowed to have orgasms, which...wholeheartedly co-sign!)

[happiiest]

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[chanyoungies]

i'm gonna b soooo crazy bc i want to know a lot jdksngjhs 1, 2, 18, 23, 30 (sorry <3), and 40 for donghan reestablish urself as a the donghantual 🎤

would u look at that i thought abt this for literal days n my answers havent gotten any better from day 1 <3 anyways it's about time i finally answer this uve waited long enough im sowwy erieri i lov u thank u for asking thank u for waiting

1. who do you most want to take care of?

honestly u know what . im pretty certain im just fundamentally incapable of taking care of people . but that aside . like . like definitely most of husband n bf/gf lines which once again is like . just most ppl in general . but like in a mutual love n care kinda way . BUT like that aside bc that feels like . an obvious answer,, jiheon my daughter? shes my daughter i better take care of her u know...

nd admittedly not answering the question here as these r suppsoed to be bias asks nd they arent my biases but i just want to mention that . as u know i think we as a society should baby youngtae more. he deserves to be cared for in a way more babying way than he currently is and im about to make it MY job. + minhee bc hes my younger brother-shaped bestie like hes my younger brother like hes not but he is but hes not but he is i havent like fully decided whether he is or not but like he is .

2. who do you most want to take care of you?

ok so this is like . like not to b me but like . Like literally anyone fr . like 85% of my bias list like . but the first thoughts whenever i tried to consider this were swoo / sik !! also they'd def do it in a v different way but also lino / chanhee

18. any groups where you have a hard time picking a bias at all?

hmmm i usually spot someone im interested in p quickly when i check out a group even if that person doesn't end up sticking? i maybe tend to like . branch out a lot more as time goes by so it's more of like . it's not that i'm struggling to pick a bias im just like actually slowly falling for everyone . . . but i usually am still mostly attached to like my earlier picks?? ik i switched between biases a lot in got7 & mx.... and i think i perhaps struggle more w ggs? but that's prob bc 1) i watch less content for them since 2) i think i may be trying to get less attached to them bc they like....idk if they actually statistically do but it feels like they tend to disappear and/or disband more often like ..? or maybe its post-pristin trauma

OH TBZ & SF9 (& up10tion to an extent) ... at this point i have literally biased almost all of them at some point ... sf9 feels like i settled more than tbz my tbz ranking will always be a mess idk whats going on w that like ever . ox are interesting because i HAVE a set in stone . set of biases that i feel V strongly about but like i do . like like a lot of the other members too sdbk

23. any particular clips or pics that you find comforting of a bias?

the entirety of hwan's ig live from his birthday/the evening before his birthday..................................................................... the entirety of hyuk's guitar vlive w jeonghoon (200817) (nd all of hyuk's guitar vlives ive seen so far rlly) . idk if i would call jeonghoon's dance class vlives comforting but like maybe i would idk ... the replay one in particular (200923)!! that one vity dorm vlive (wonjin & taeyoung ft allen n mini?) . all of the vlives ive seen have been comforting to me i think at least to a degree ?? 2min dekira all of it for real . oui go up s2 in particular i think.. any clips or pics of dal

bouncy kangsung <3 no no seungmin <3 i get all my life energy from this <3 this itzy clip is rlly rlly comforting <3 190817 hwan the story fancam <3 ox play dumb (my cut specifically) <3

30. are there any songs that make you think of them?

just ask for my wanji playlist directly if u want it so bad </3

as u . probably know i like . am obsessed n thus i could probably find a few songs for any of my biases (nd even not biases.) cover-wise so u know what im gonna put that aside we will not b mentioning any of that. we will put away songs that i associate w them bc they are like Actually connected to them in any way. just so that u dont have to read this for the next 50 hours .

i made a mistake and now i associate hwan w cignature's boyfriend & 1d kiss you (nd a few more but im not about to make a fool of myself nope u domt need to know just how bad it is) . nd there's nothing i can do about that . i just have to live like this now . jeonghoon w hey violet hoodie & waterparks dream boy & svt kidult & chungha cherry kisses . jay w sabrina carpenter's diamonds are forever & hey violet queen of the night & ed sheeran take me back to london . beomgyu w avril lavigne's sk8ter boy & allstar weekend hey princess & the summer set lightning in a bottle . yeonjun w loote are you sure? & sasha alex sloan matter to you & nightly twenty something

n junseo once again Not a bias but . yena's pretty boys & purkiss hate me hurt me love me

40. express how much they mean to you no limit ramble as much as you want (donghan edition i know what u tried to do there and i appreciate it an insane amount but im like idk if i have anything to say actually)

i feel like my favourite clip that i think about every single day of my life says it all actually . i don't like . Actually have a lot to say i just love men who are highkey annoying and they Know it his huge puppy energy (puppy that is huge energy) (also he's not a puppy he's just a big dog who doesn't realize he's not a puppy anymore) is everything to me . i love annoying men . please be mine . he also has this laugh that's like RLLY rlly nice to listen to (n he looks so cute when he laughs) . his blinking . habit?? is also endearing !! also he sang late night call which like deserves to be mentioned on its own. it's actually like kinda funny to me that i AM attached to him as much as i am because like i don't think i even remembered his name when he was in jbj? (didnt pay any attention to him anyway for sure) and i actually- and this is about to be shocking and it will feel like a betrayal etc and i am v ashamed of myself . but i didn't like sunset when it first came out . and it didnt help that i didnt like good night kiss either (this one didnt change much im still not a Huge fan . i do see it differently now after all this time tho like i do like her to an extent . shes his worst tt tho) . but focus changed my life (real) and at some point i just magically became obsessed w sunset n im pretty sure that was a WHILE before we got news of oui debuting a group so i was just sitting in my room being like when is this man coming back im obsessed w him now he cannot just fully disappear (n shes waiting for a solo cb to this day oui ent im on my knees) . he's not my fave performer prob not even in wei but like you can See how much he cares nd that's like so .......... sooooo !!! u know? also once again he just has an aura u know . as a performer . idk eri i cant rant about most ppl i like when im asked to im sorry i know u tried to help me out there but

[abbys-closet]

this is kinda a weird request but hear me out: the main 3 having a girlfriend who plays roblox and she shows them the game. would they get hooked? what would their avatar look like? what games would they play? any player stereotypes? lol sorry this is so detailed but hcs please

a/n: no need to apologize my dumbass needs things to be detailed i actually had alot of fun writing this. sorry the hcs are so short :( only hot people play roblox btw 😗

genre: crack. 💃🏾

warnings: none. other then cursing (which doesnt really need a warning) and this not being proofread (i dont proof read, we die like women here.)

• first time you introduced him to the game he pretended he wasn’t that interested

• doesn’t play it that often but plays it whenever he’s bored or has alot of free time

• LFMAKSJWJ he would just be that one dude bullying slenders & copy and pastes in ragdoll or club iris or whatever theyre called, i havent played roblox in like—2 months

• would probably just bully kids in general. mf likes to start arguments with literal 10 year olds for no reason

• he finds it funny and starts laughing his ass off when they reply with some corny ass comeback bullying little kids of roblox is fun. idc idc.

• you’d have to remind him that they’re literal children

• would also just go to random cafes or military games just to troll or start sum

• his avatar would probably have a style thats considered simple emo/alt & y2k so just like a hoodie with ripped jeans and a bunch of chains or whatever

• i could see bakugo playing alot of shooter games like paintball, arsenal, etc

• literally rages when he loses or dies and its funny asf 😭

• mf sucks at obbys. please never make him play one he’d rage quit so quickly

• also alot of scary games not the ones where its like ‘camping story 3’ or sum

• one time he forgot to turn his joins off and you caught him playing adopt me

• he said he was just curious but....idk man 😗

• he was pretty interested when you showed him the game

• would play it with you, or when he’s really bored

• he’d also be suprisingly good at like,,,every game without even realizing it

• that one player who makes most people rage quit (because they’re that good) w/o knowing it

• i could see shoto enjoying alot of showcases/scenery games he appreciates the time and effort it took to make said game

• also likes a ton of older games work at a pizza place, epic minigames, etc

• as i said before, mf is a pro at like every game

• so naturally he’s good at obbys

• literally a boss at tower of hell

• his avatar is just the standard bacon hair outfit or whatever yall call it now idk 😔

• doesn’t really care when people are mean to him for looking like a noob

• would just be that one mf in games thats either kicking everyones ass or in the corner like 🕴🏾

• one or the other, theres no in between :)

• honestly thinks roblox is pretty fun

• finds the best/most underrated games to play

• but he kinda just sucks at everything

• like he’s not the best at shooter games

• mf is ass at horror games

• but he doesnt mind, he just plays for fun

• (even tho he sucks) i could see him playing alot of shooter games ands obbys

• that one player who’s just overly nice to everyone and says “gg/gj” every round

• i have a feeling he’d use the ugc creations to look like allmight or something

• LMFAO imagine his username tho

• all_might826 or something 😭🖐🏾

• kinda in that cycle of forgetting the game exsists, then remembering it after seeing you play it and being hooked for a week or two

[foryouthegays]

a new journey [dream SMP] stream liveblog and summary

Sellout pog: 0:29:40 (failed), 0:31:25, 1:00:40, 1:50:17

Dog deaths lmao: 0:29:55 (Mackenna), 1:11:55 (Mr. StrangeTiger & Dream has a house) 1:25:40 (ari), 1:30:55 (unnamed), 1:31:08 (Finn), 1:32:07 (Eyebite),

Other: 1:27:05 [about wildfire prevention] “yeah, i was thinking, we could just make everything so flammable, that the flames won’t have time to spread before it's burned down.” I really hope techno never becomes a firefighter

Twitter Summary (i hate it here): Techno and Ranboo find and raid a woodland mansion, and develop their characters’ friendship.

word count full: 1,041

word count summary: 637

word count liveblog: 293

Overall pretty chill stream, good for some techno ranboo dynamics and no real lore

SUMMARY:

Techno starts the stream in his base. While people find the stream, he rambles about how Phil doesn’t ever have time to do plot streams with him, and jokingly declares him canonically dead, and asks Chat if they have a grandpa who could replace him. He does a little advertisement for his new Technoplushie, and mentions that he wanted to have a video out this week, and that he actually edited last night.

He talks about how he lost his in-game notebook, but finds it quickly. He reveals that he’s finally ordered new glasses, good for him, and then shows his chat Ranboos shack. Techno repairs his armor a bit, and then gets a friend for Bob, his cow. He also moves his villagers down to the villager area.

Dream joins the server, and Techno bullies him about his homeless status. Ranboo joins his VC, and Techno threatens his parrots because they make Creeper noises while Ranboo tries to sleep. Ranboo has to leave the call, and restart his computer, due to technical issues.

Techno tells his chat that if they donate a Technopepe ($50, i think?), he’ll name a dog after them. He is immediately overwhelmed by donations and spends several minutes naming dogs. Dream asks him to name one ‘dream has a house,’ and Techno says that that would be the favor. He is also asked to name one Technochan.

The dogs kill several zombies, and Techno eventually finishes with the named dogs. There are around 25 dogs following Techno at this point.

0:27:40 Ranboo gives Techno a present, an Efficiency V, Fortune III, Mending, Sharpness V, Unbreaking III Netherite axe, as a replacement for the Axe of Peace. Techno assures us that his heart is not warmed at all, totally, he is still completely indifferent about this child Phil adopted.

Ranboo mentions that he’s going to find another Woodland Mansion, and Techno decides to tag along.

While ringing the sellout timer, the first dog dies. This one is Mackenna, and they die because of the fireplace. While looking at the fire, Edward hits Techno, and the dogs immediately run and attack him. Edward dies. Ranboo mentions that he liked talking with Edward.

Ranboo and Techno eventually leave, and Ranboo shows Techno the stronghold by his house. They go into the Nether and onto the roof, while talking about past events and Sapnap. They move on to bullying Tubbo about his dying habit.

They make it around 1,000 blocks from spawn, and Techno builds an uncomfortably square portal. They find that they’re too far south, and they go back into the Nether.

Techno starts singing ‘99 bottles of beer’ and i just….love his singing voice so much it’s at 0:48:55 and you should watch it. They make a few different portals, and eventually they find the right area and go to the overworld. They find the mansion, and Technos dogs try to kill the vex. It does not work that well. The dogs do attack an evoker, and Techno gets his first totem of the day.

Two dogs die to a creeper, including one named ‘Dream has a house.’

Ranboo lights a fire in a cat statue, and they watch as the mansion burns to the ground. Techno plays sad music.

They search the chests, which don’t burn, and try to find better loot. They do not succeed.

Techno and Ranboo head back home, and they talk about a random pig who managed to go through the portal in, and then out, of the Nether.

They find a Soul Speed highway, and Ranboo has to explain it to Techno. They talk about miscommunication in Dream SMP, and eventually reach the house. After sitting down all the dogs, Techno goes back up to the sellout timer and ends the stream.

LIVEBLOG:

Starting the streammmmm

0:00:30 “why havent i ordered a second monitor by now” TECHNO

0:01:45 ah yes, philza minecraft is dead crab rave

0:02:15 tECHNOPLUSHIE I WANT ONE SO BADDDD

0:04:05 “apparently, before phil died of old age, he adopted some dude? Idk abt him, i dont really trust him, but hes there” :LKSFJSDF teCHNO thats so rude go apologize to ranboo

0:09:15 ‘i have to be friendly with the other smp players’ yeah, sure, saying LEAVE when tubbo logs in is sooo nice techno gg /s

Techno freaking out over a villager dying is so funny to me

0:13:00 dream is here crabrave

0:19:55 its high risk, no reward, the best kind of strategy

0:25:00 techno ramblin abt youtube stuff is just,,,i love it so much i would love a youtube podcast by him

00:27:40 the gift pog!!

AALDSKFJASDF there goes mackenna, 30 min in. God that was a chaotic moment, first mackenna, then edward, and now ranboo can talk to endermen?? Alright

0:35:50 ‘you know, as an anarchist, i'm all about obeying the laws to the letter’ mhm sure

0:39:50 ‘doesnt dream have a cat? Probably not anymore…’ RANBOO sapnap did not kill patches i promise a;lkdjfasf

Why is sky immune to portals,,,,

TECHNOSINGGGGG 0:48:55

1:09:40 ATTACK MY DOGSSSS :handhska: ATACK MY GOONSSSS

I love how techno just kinda jumps constantly its so cute like he just!! Gotta jump!!! Ik its bc he can see more when higher up but i love it (1:19:40)

1:20:33 break glass to cause fire

TeCHNO JUST SAID MY DEADNAME I HATE IT HERE