#i havent even seen the clip just some chat screenshots from the stream and just seeing what c!tommy had said

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huh. crying over dsmp in our year 2024 who would have thought

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Favourite Stream Moments:

Streamed by Philza on Twitch on Monday 30th of November

Dream smp today!

(also I figured out the read more thing so the tags aren’t just my post anymore :D

Time to get more stacked today! (aka become absolutely op compared to the rest of the server lmao)

(with certain exceptions ofc but yknow)

1mil vid is on the way! Just thumbnail stuff left to finish!

Alerts are behind again rip (16k viewers before even playing yes!)

Scam train level 5 pog (although it crashed on his end)

little blade lives on!

“the entirety of l’manberg is covered in obsidian because tommy did an oopsy”

(if that’s what you want to call it lol)

FISHING STREAM (in the first five minutes lmao)

Phil called Ranboo being in the spider grinder lmao, he could tell from the lag

FIEST TRY GOD ROD WHAT

(LUCK OF THE SEA 3, LURE 3, UNBREAKING 3)

ONLY THING MISSING IS MENDING WHAT

ALSO SHOUTOUT TO ASHE FOR GIFTING SUBS I ACTUALLY GOT ONE WOW

ranboo just threatened puffy’s mushroom house, then went “idk what happened to it”

fishing stream and now hoping for a mending book!

Phil wants to take the sign down (yknow, ranboos pc background) bc it’s iconic but it ruins like, every clip/screenshot in the area

WILBUR WANTS (MAYBE) TO MAKE SOMETHING CANON REGARDING HIS MOTHER AND PHIL DOES NOT WANT THAT

It’s gonna be another fish isn’t it

WTF ITS NOT MENDING BUT IT IS LIKE, EVERYTHING ELSE FOR A SWORD

Also lol apparently ranboo moved into tommy’s house (build by phil) bc, and i quote, “the child doesn’t fucking use it”

rip the camera? it’s showing the menu lmao

also shoutout to the lesbian donating to beg her gf for some attention lmao

time to commit deforestation to the entire dream smp~~

i looked up bubble guppies for it, but yeah, i kinda get it

lmao phil started cutting down a tree and there was just a creeper chilling directly behind it

mic scuffed now oof

time to get a new pc ig

Somwhere else from Muzz is on and i’m having such terra swoop force vibes i can’t wait for the sequel

Phil had flashbacks going near his old retail store and i vibe with that tbh

Phil is suffering so much while chopping wood bc there’s like 3 people max who chop trees properly

lmao phil misspoke and called tommy fundy’s brother

then he corrected it and now chat is spamming “UNCLEINNIT”

phil’s absolute confusion at first noticing the trident pads, then going “thats 5head as F*” is a mood, i can’t wait for him to get a trident

420SUBS ALREADY WHAT ITS ONLY BEEN AN HOUR

SNOOP TIME

BLEND W SPEEDRUN

It’s the funniest thing to see the entire chat jamming to the song and then once every 50 messages or smth there’s this one confused newbie lmao

uhhh i think i just witnessed jack manifold finding out what happend to his home rip

back to bed bombing for ancient debris!

jschlatt on november 16th: “for personal reasons, i will be passing away”

Phil doesn’t know where flatty patty came from, he just knows it bothers quackity lmao

he just found out, apparently he thought it was a burger thing??? sometimes i pity this man what did he sign up for

the luck ran out apparently, not a single piece yet rip

Phil (and the others) just appreciate the art and the headcanons (and thus the debate continues on about which sibling is older)

hence they don’t confirm anything bc they don’t want to like,,, limit people?

phil likes the reaction meme of the person welcoming a really big wave (titled: me when i watch dream smp) and “angst” on the big wave lmao

also good to know chat has always had cults lmao some things don’t change

dono: “it’s CULTure” lmaoooo

(true tho)

rub it in that you get to listen to wilbur’s new song will you

TUBBO WHY DO YOU WANT PHIL TO GET DMCA’D

ANGST TIME BOTH TECHNO AND NIKI HAVENT SEEN GHOSTBUR YET

and now phil is suggesting that some people just cant see ghostbur

(that man knows exactly what he’s doing)

LMAO WILBUR CAME WITH A BS RUMOUR AND PHIL DIDNT NOTICE IT UNTIL CHAT TOLD HIM

is this wilbur’s new thing?

are we gonna get a “wilbur tells about weird rumours about phil he read on twitter” vid sand jesus style

WILBUR SAID HIS MOTHER IS A SAMGSUNG SMART FRIDGE

chat is spamming “SAPNAP?” now

Momza is shocked phil would do such things

TUBBO WATCHED THIS HAPPEN NO WHY

LMAO SOMEONE WITH SMART FRIDGE IN THEIR NAME JUST USED THEIR PRIME LMAOOOOO

Wilbur raises an interesting point: howtf did Phil find a smart fridge in 1971?

lol Ranboo donated bits just to beg phil to save him

ohh wilbur is going to tromso? that’s gonna be awesome (and really cold) this time of year!

also phil is only now learning that samsung smart fridge is sapnaps nickname rip

Tubbo is Suffering and so am I

SEVEN PIECES OF DEBRIS IN ONE BED WTF

so many cursed yet enlightened comments are being made but i cannot write down every single dono im sorry

Ranboo is finally being listened to poor boy

okay nvm

TUBBO JUST WHISPERED TO PHIL ASKING WHAT CUMZA IS NOOOO

Kristin is clarifying the ranboo thing to phil bless her

fundy has found flying striders?

I am havign flashbacks to techno getting kicked for his jumping horse how is fundy still online

Poor Phil he’s experiencing this fandom’s headcanon skills first hand

he thinks people are “reaching” this is nothing lmao

“kristin why you gotta do me like this”

the fanart is already coming why

it’s so cursed

WILBUR JUST PUBLICLY CALLED OUT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO MAKE THE SALMON AND THE FRIDGE ANYTHING BUT A SALMON AND A FRIDGE

Phil is seriously committed to the other side of that argument lmao

in an attempt to change the topic, phil is now gonna educate us on sharky and george

(tbh i know the tune but from the yogscast lmao)

Wilbur really just went and said “lemme just derail this stream and any that may follow where it gets even the slightest mention”

also yeah the striders are big scuffed, i’ll give it like 24hrs max before a) dream has to like, reset some parts of it or b) he just kills any and all stridersuntil he’s figured out a more permanent solution

Three generations at seeing the messed up striders: Fundy went “i could make money off of this somehow and immediately starts to fly them” Wilbur went “Cursed? let me just log on” and Phil is like, actually trying to figure out what happened lol

also the server is really lagging wow (probably related?)

Phil thinks the striders might be registered by the game as having elytra?

Wilbur says he might’ve found techno’s base and is now attempting to buy the broken strider from Fundy

Okay the spider farm might be the cause there’s like half a frame per second wtf

lol puffy had apparently forgotten she was standing there lmao almost killed the server

techno just logged on just to say “Technoblade” and left again lmao

also phil has been struggling for so long already, just to get a warped fungus so he can ride the scuffed striders

Lmao Phil called the iron door trap for dre ugly and fundy logged back on just to tell him it’s his

The striders are so scuffed it’s insane

fundy is just baby raging lol

STEALZA

Dauly reminder that Phil is just as chaotic as the rest of them: he just lauched a strider up to like, world limit or something lmao

lol i saw a clip pass by in chat called “strider goes nyoom” fitting

Fundy keeps logging back on to baby rage at phil lmao

“watch me bitch”

Screenshot time!

FUNDY SHOT IT NO WHY

“i’m gonna murder this child, im gonna fucking detroy-“

chat is spamming “KILLZA”, “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD” and “KILL THE ORPHAN/FURRY”

so business as usual

Phil thinks that maaaaybe making a strider launcher would not be an “intended game mechanic” and he doesn’t want to get banned lol

“imagine an army, a faction of those flying striders in a war on the dream smp”

“the great lava strider war of dream smp”

we’re getting in dangerous attack on titan territory with this and the walls

phil just noticed the hole in the wall at pokimanes statue lol “the level of simps on this server”

To quench both his and chat’s bloodlust he’s gonna kill the strider fundy said was his lmao

“a soul for a soul”

D E A T H

d e t h

Second daily reminder that PHIL DOES WHATEVER HE WANTS the only thing chat can do is encourage him lmao

“Blood for the blood god’s dad” lmao

lmao jeff escaped and he’s now choosing every single workstation except for the one phil wants

annnd we’re back to replacing lecturns until phil gets the right book

“ranboo is still stuck, correct”

y o u c h

wtf is that book from vikk’s house lmao

“If tommy becomes too annoying you know what to do”???

Phil keeps entering the wrong house lmaoooo

Ranboo is finally gonna be saved!

Hbomb is here as well!

Ranboo gps lmao

Phil is fixing ranboos scuffed stip mine lmao

chat is spamming dadza again

They found ranboo!

Hbomb is donating fire res potions to ranboo lmao

“childproofing the mine”

“do what everybody else does on this server, steal”

HE LIVES

Phil refused to take ranboos diamonds lol

“I’m not gonna take the diamonds from someone who doesn’t have shoes”

it’s cute to like, watch adoption happen lmao

phil is gonna silk touch some diamonds for ranboo aww

“dadza come pick me up im scared” lmao

phil and ranboo talking about mining ya dirt only making sense when you have efficiency 4 diamond shovel like i didn’t find my first diamonds using my stone shovel on my survival world

Momza wants to know if ranboo likes lettuce lmao

he does!

I am hyped as hell for 1.17

(i also really want to know if you could make traps using the wardens,,, imagine)

Phil is teaching Ranboo about optifine dynamic lighting i love life

Ranboo told phil about his first encounter with techno lmao

I am living for these phil ranboo interactions and just,,,,, phil teaching ranboo about minecraft?

also kristin wants to know if he likes burnt lettuce?

lmao phil blocked in ranboo with the ores he needs to fortune

Fake signs (or are they?)

Stream is ending soon bc phil is recording something with tommy!

Probably hardcore on wednesday, but phil is just doing what he feels like every stream!

(the hunger for getting absolutely stacked on the smp is back lmao)

GaRbAgE dAy