#i haven't seen porky's

[jolteonmchale]

I never knew they were recreating a scene from a movie in this photoshoot. It's a scene from the 1981 "soft-core sexploitation" movie Porky's

And Joel in this quote is referencing a scene from School Ties where Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon wrestle naked in the shower

[ducktracy]

I NEVER POSTED THIS but in April i made a favorite character bingo for fun. some spaces i feel i was just trying to find something to fill in but i think this accurately reflects my tastes

alternative:

[nathasnobitches]

So

I might be an Earthbound fan now

[drgarrisonandpaul]

Rolando~

(( Minors DNI, slight NSFW ))

I haven't seen any x reader headcanons about this beautiful man yet, so I have decided to throw my hat in with some suggestions

(The picture is this video's thumbnail: https://youtu.be/2MuIZ9r64fE?si=0xGxufq_Zn7Z-Pla )

As a partner, it doesn't really matter if you met in human form, demon form, in Hell, on Earth, or whatever else: he liked you because you stood out a little bit. Something about you was interesting enough for him to bother you. His mechanism of romance comes off as harassment at first and, hell, it might just straight-up BE harassment. How you react to his attention is the key, but he wants to make you squirm and shiver a bit. Maybe lean away from him so he can lean it. He is, in all senses, a creep and a bastard

He seems like the eccentric type that hates to be ignored. If you act like his attention is normal or okay at first, it'll piss him off... but it'll also intrigue him to keep going

On a date, Rolando is surprisingly awkward, but only because he has no idea what to do with his hands. How does he sit? Why is he even here??

That tongue thing we saw is PERSISTENT in his relationships, you might as well make What's Your Fantasy by Ludacris his theme song because he WILL lick you from head-to-toe like a needy cat, just... much slimier

Not much is known about eels and their lives, their mating habits, etc. Every time we think we know something about them, we get blindsided by crazy shit like 'these 4 are actually the same species' or 'they only bang in the deep dark' and Rollo is no different. Every time is VASTLY different. Rough? Why not rougher. Why not so soft and slow that it leaves you breathless and unsatisfied. Why not Zoidberg?

He doesn't care for meeting your parents or getting married and he WILL leave you on read just to fuck with you. Mixed messages are his specialty in a relationship, you'll be love-bombed and then promptly not hear about him for the next 2 weeks

Most of his nicknames are a little mean, he has a degradation kink FOR SURE. The type to call you 'porky', 'mouse', 'scatterbrain', or something, mean it with his whole chest, and love you anyways

Avoidant attachment style. Probably in denial that 'love' is a thing he can feel. Will kill more people in the meantime while he figures out his emotions

I see him as a switch in the most confusing sense possible. I see everything he does as a little mysterious and without reason. Just for the fuck of it, just for the thrill. He'll happily start out as a dom, but as soon as you tilt that beautifully underbitten chin towards you and tell him you hate him, he has no idea what to do

It's been a while since I've written headcanons, please excuse my writing, I know it's not the best quality. But I do LOVE this character

[robintrashier]

Okay okay. First of all, I genuinely LOVED this year's WOTFI, not what I was expecting from the trailer, but still good. AND THE RAP BATTLE!?! IM OBSESSED (I have listened to it like 30 times in a row). And I genuinely didn't think that Mr. Puzzles would end in a mental asylum or whatever the hell he was in, not on my wotfi bingo.

I loved the references and stuff BUT- there's a TINY detail that I think no one has noticed. Just right In the beginning where Mr. Puzzles starts explaining his backstory to Smg4 and Mario while Leggy interprets it. Right where the little amusement park is there is a little sign.

"Porky Park".

Was that Puzzle's name when he was a child? Because why would that be called Porky Park?.

There are still some things that doesn't ring a bell to me, like this. As far as I know, he never mentioned something about his name, maybe Mr. Puzzles was just an artistic name like everyone has?.

Is incredible how I haven't seen someone mention this, so I had to. I think there is more things that we don't know about Puzzles, and since he's probably gonna return (not soon though) maybe JUST MAYBE we will get more backstory cuz- we still don't know a lot of things about him.

Anyways! I think that's all I had to say. I would love to hear more about this topic and theories because there are a lot of things that haven't been cleared yet.

[vikenticomeshome]

Carl's Cool Kids and Hardee's Cool Kids Meal Toys (part 2/?)

So, let's continue where we left off.

For November and December of 2003, we get some toys for the Stuart Little franchise. However, these weren;t made to promote the live-action movies. They were made to promote the animated series.

2004

For January and February of 2004, we got some promotion items from NASA. My favorite is "Cassini Meets Saturn".

For March and April of 2004, we get some toys promoting the anime Yu Yu Hakusho. This is interesting to see. The series originally aired on Japanese television from 1992 to 1994. However, the English dub was airing in the U.S. around 2004. This dub started out on Adult Swim, even though some of the more adult content was edited out, and then it later moved to Toonami. It seems like an odd choice for a promotion.

For May and June of 2004, we get a promotion for the 2003 live-action Peter Pan film.

For July and August of 2004, we get a promotion for the Cartoon Network airings of the English dub of Astro Boy. The full set-list with all of the names wasn't archived. But we get pictures of all of the items with a closeup of the treasure keeper.

This promotion is a bit confusing, as Carl's Jr. claims that it was only for September of 2004. Meanwhile Hardee's claims that this was used for September and October of 2004. In any case, we get a set of toys based on the "I Spy" franchise. I'm not sure whether this was promoting a specific release from the franchise.

Only the Carl's Jr site splits the ISpy promotion into two pieces. It doesn't appear that any images from the October promotion have survived.

For November and December of 2004, we get Shrek 2. It looks like these were supposed to be Christmas ornaments.

For January of 2005, we got some toys to promote the film "Racing Stripes". I forgot that this film existed. It was a live-action film of a zebra that is left behind by the circus, taken in by a farm, and set to become a race-horse.

For February and March of 2005, we get some toys to promote the Dreamworks film of the same name. It's the one with the Will Smith fish that creeped everyone out.

For April of 2005, we got "Racing Stripes" again. It's a different set of toys to promote the same film. Was this film a bigger deal than I remember?

For May and June of 2005, we get the Cartoon Network show "Duck Dodgers", starring Porky Pig as "Space Cadet".

For July and August of 2005, we get "TikiMon". I've never heard of this.

For September of 2005, we get "Mucha Lucha". I vaguely remember seeing this series on TV and playing flash games for it back in the day.

I haven't been able to find surviving photos of the October 2005 "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" promotion. This appears to be another case of Carl's Jrs diverging from Hardees as Hardees claims October was more Mucha Lucha.

For November and December of 2005, we get some toys for "A Charlie Brown Christmas". What could I possibly say about this iconic cartoon that hasn't already been said?

2006

For January and February of 2006, we get a promotion for "Loonatics Unleashed". This was that attempt to reboot Looney Tunes into a band of superheroes that ended in disaster.

For March and April of 2006, we get a promotion for one of the most beloved Cartoon Network cartoons, "Codename: Kids Next Door". They did the thing with the acronyms.

For May and June of 2006, we got a promotion for "Yu-Gi-Oh! Down of the Duel". I remember watching the 4-Kids dub of a version of Yu-Gi-Oh back in the day,.

For July of 2006, we get Monster House. I love this movie so much.

And now, we see another divergence in the timeline. Only Hardees got this set of toys under "Kahuna Kruisers". Moana sure looks different from what I remember.

For August and September of 2006, we get a promotion for one of the Scooby-Doo movies. This was "Pirates Ahoy!". I have never seen it.

In another divergence, only Carl's Jr got Halloween buckets for Scooby-Doo Pirates Ahoy. I cannot find promotional images for them, however.

For November and December of 2006, we got a promotion for the move "The Ant Bully". This is the film where a kid torments ants, gets shrunk down to their size, and has to save them from an exterminator.

2007

For January and February of 2007, we get a promotion for "Open Season". I know nothing about this movie whatsoever.

For March and April of 2007, we get a promotion for "Happy Feet".

I have been unable to find surviving promotional photos for the Justic League Unlimited promotion, which ran through June and July of 2007.

For June through August of 2007, we get "Code Lyoko". This is that show where ever character has a five-head. I remember it looked pretty interesting the few times I saw it airing. It was a mix of 2d and 3d segments depending on whether the characters were in the real world or the virtual one.

For August through September of 2007, we got some educational toys from the National Wildlife Federation.

For August through October of 2007, we got a promotion for the movie "Surf's Up".

I'm at the image limit again, so I will need to pick this up again on another post.

[kellyvela]

I don't think joe has the dogs, they haven't been seen in a while, I think they gave them away when the second child was born. But if the dogs are with joe, then it's wrong, at least Porky should have been with Sophie, it was Sophie's dog, he's so greedy that he didn't return her clothes or her things or her dogs. No matter what someone tell, full custody should be with Sophie or a larger %. When will everything be over with divorce and custody? It's been too long.

Previous anon provided the source, but how to be sure the dogs on that video are Percy and Penelope?

Are we sure Porky was only S's dog, because she named him Porky Basquiat J*n*s, she gave him her ex's surname, the same with Waldo Picasso J*n*s (RIP).

Anyway, I also think the dogs are in new homes now, and I hope they are most loved and living their best lives.

I also hope the divorces finishes soon. The 🐀 asked the court for more time to negociate and the deadline is on June 13th . . . . Fingers crossed 🤞 🙏

[marisexmas]

while I'm still shamelessly rambling about porky here. he has two bits of dialogue that are very uncannily similar, one near the start of the game and one near the end of it, that I think about a lot but haven't really seen other people point out

I thought that was interesting

[watching-pictures-move]

Put On Your Raincoats | Prisoner of Pleasure (Costello, 1981)

This review contains mild spoilers.

I'm always looking for movies to give me images I haven't seen before, and this has a few:

Shots of the heroine bound and ecstatically humping a basketball on a darkly lit soundstage to open the movie.

Long Jeanne Silver making inspired, graphic use of her amputated limb during a sex scene, which does turn the movie a bit into a geek show, but I suppose that comes with the roughie territory and Silver seems like an assertive enough performer in this situation that helps mitigate some of the queasiness around exploiting her disability. (I understand this was one of her go-to moves, but I had not seen her deploy it in the handful of things I'd seen her in previously.)

Shots of the heroine bound and ecstatically humping a basketball on a darkly lit soundstage to close the movie.

This doesn't exactly hit the "three great scenes, no bad scenes" mantra of Howard Hawks (especially as two of these images are actually the same one), but I can respect the effort.

If the movie has one big problem, it's that the heroine doesn't have much of an arc. The premise, wherein she's kidnapped and through some "tough love", learns to love BDSM, is precipitated on her lack of agency, but even that eventual affinity isn't sold convincingly. We get a bunch of narration about how her "ultimate fantasy was fulfilled" and that now she "was a victim", but after her kidnapping, we get exactly one rape scene and then she becomes entirely auxiliary to the proceedings, as her husband fails to come up with the ransom and the kidnappers proceed with fucking and sucking each other and what have you. (Most of the sex in this is consensual and vanilla, which probably makes it easier to watch for the average person but directly undermines the premise.) There's also the issue that the heroine's husband is supposed to be desirable enough not just for her to want to have more sex with him but for her friend to betray her so she can steal him away, but the guy looks like Art Garfunkel and offers some pretty wretched line readings even by cheapo porn standards. Luckily, the movie presents us with some more seasoned, charismatic performers, like the aforementioned Silver, the great George Payne doing a bit of his classic psycho shtick, and Dave Ruby as the head kidnapper, who keeps repeating "I like pretty girls", but then admits under stress "I dunno, I'm worried. I get horny when I'm worried." Lots of layers to Ruby's character, especially when he stutters like Porky Pig as he's about to climax.

This was directed by Shaun Costello for Avon Productions, and as a result feels cheaper and more crude than some of the films he'd made since at least the mid-70s. (This lacks the relative slickness of The Passions of Carol, Dracula Exotica, Hot Dreams or even Water Power.) And I don't think he's able to imbue the proceedings with the same street level energy of those films, as the few street scenes are in broad daylight, failing to add much urgency or menace to the surrounding film. (One pretty amusing moment does have Carter Stevens' appearance marked by a dramatic guitar chord.) That being said, Costello still imbues the movie with a certain amount of stylistic flair, largely through the use of (probably stolen) music, getting great mileage by cutting to a prog rock track and a flute-tinged funk track, the latter of which feels like a score from a blaxploitation movie. The peak of the movie, both stylistically and sexually, comes with the climactic BDSM scene with the kidnappers, with one of them being slapped, spanked and felt up while the others watch ecstatically, the submissive's reddening body swaying toward and away from the camera, enrapt as it circles the action, the cutting getting faster and faster as the music crescendoes and the sweaty faces, bound wrists, bruised flesh all dissolve into one. Whether or not you're into this stuff defines how much you'll "enjoy" this scene, but there's a stealthy artistry in its gutter level prurient intensity.

Thanks to @thechurchofsplatterdaysaints for the recommendation!

[ducktracy]

What are some of your favorite blog reviews you've done?

OHHHH THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION!!! i actually have more of an objective answer this time around. "there "any short covering my favorite" is the short, broad answer, but i have to say that my reviews for Porky's Last Stand (unsubtle plug), You Ought to be in Pictures (unsubtle plug), and Notes to You (unsubtle plug) are some of the ones i take the most pride in

these are all shorts i love to the moon and back and back again and am very very intimate with, so i'm able to present a more passionate and interesting analysis for that reason. Pictures is a pretty well known short, but i really enjoyed carving into the Porky and Daffy dynamic in that one and presenting what about this super well known short i think works so well. especially because i think.. in regarding character development with that short, Daffy gets talked about the most because it's the first short where he's substantially greedy and how that's pretty prophetic, but i think it's actually a short much better advocated for Porky's characterization instead! he has a really grounded and mature presence in this one that is really the first time we've seen him like this. the short has his sympathy the entire way through. and i think most people don't realize that, which is why i'm fond of my review for that one in that i feel i was able to demonstrate that POV

Last Stand and Notes hit similar success points. i've seen Notes outright get called a bad cartoon and i don't think most people even know Last Stand exists, which should both be criminal offenses. Last Stand especially was very fun to do because, outside of it being one of my favorite shorts ever made, i was able to really dive deep and demonstrate why i love that so much and that it offers so much more than what seems to be on the surface. i haven't seen many people give that short the time of day, and so it was refreshing to give that little "sales pitch"

same with Notes. Back Alley Oproar has rendered it obsolete, but i think Notes has so many things in it that make it a worthwhile cartoon, and there are a lot of things i like that it does BETTER than Oproar (that isn't just my pig bias speaking. but Sylvester's one of my absolute favorites too so the competition is relatively fair!) i felt like i was actually able to present a new point of view with my Notes review, that i was able to give an argument as to why i feel the way i do about it

SO I GUESS REALLY all my favorites are the ones i feel i really had something to say about them and could use them as a manifesto of sorts HAHA. analyses that i think could convincingly convince (convincingly) people to give those shorts a taste for themselves and see it in a new light if they didn't like it/had a preconceived notion before, or just introduce the short to them entirely

[16hitthunder]

"I-I can't escape. I don't understand why Porky keeps coming. I don't get it. He keeps haunting me, he keeps visiting like he wants to stick the knife in deeper, just to watch us suffer. Pl-please tell me you haven't seen him. Please tell me you've been safe from him. Pl-please tell me... You've been okay..."

Claus was silent for a while. He knows that sometimes, silence spoke volumes. He did see Porky, while Lucas was missing. Claus rather gently wrapped one of his mechanical wings around Lucas.

He wasn't someone who could lie easily, unfortunately. Or maybe that was fortunate?

"...Have we not suffered enough?" Claus said quietly as he looked at Lucas. Why did Porky keep visiting Lucas? He didn't understand.

"...I thought he was supposed to be stuck in that damned capsule for all et....eternity." Which Claus wold have been more then fine with. Life seemed to decide otherwise, though.

[40sandfabulousaf]

大家好! Auntie and I haven't caught up for a very long time, so she, Pa and I met for lunch at a Japanese restaurant. I wanted to introduce her to the unagi tamago donburi here as it's sheer perfection. Pa also ordered unagi with cha soba. I wanted to order unagi too, but the butan ebi and hotate sashimi on vinegary red rice beckoned to me. I couldn't resist trying it. Customers can top up $5.80 to add chawan mushi, salmon sashimi, green tea, soup and a small salad, so I did. The seafood was SO fresh - the butan ebi and hotate were naturally sweet and paired extremely well with the vinegary red rice. Their chawan mushi was like silk and the salad with sesame dressing refreshing. The soup was a clear one without miso, so it wasn't too salty, which I liked. Auntie adored the unagi here. This meal was very delicious. Definitely will be back.

Mummy wanted to try the noodles at a little restaurant which specialises in it near our homes, so we visited the place. She ordered their char siew and preserved vegetables thick rice vermicelli and I had their pickled veggies and fish thick rice vermicelli. We shared a side of tree ear mushrooms with garlic and chilli. Mummy let me try a bit of her pork; it was very tender and delicious! The fish was similarly very tender and fresh, although I wasn't a fan of the pickled mustard greens (I don't like pickled anything). The crunchy tree ear mushrooms were crunchy and fragrant from plenty of garlic. Overall, good enough to warrant another visit.

It poured on Thursday afternoon when ML, CL, MI and I headed out for lunch. The stall which serves delicious red garoupa soup also sells zhu rou fen (pork noodles) so I ordered that since red meat helps us to keep warm during chilly weather. This bowl came with lean sliced pork blanched so perfectly, they were jiggly and tender, chunks of well-marinated minced pork, pork balls, lettuce and crazily slurpable kway teow (flat rice noodles) in a robust porky broth. OMG this blew me away, it was SO delicious! And it did warm me up because before lunch, I wore a sweater and had a jacket covering my legs in the office; after lunch I didn't need them.

ML missed out when we first visited the Japanese restaurant near our office offering terrific lunch deals whilst she was on vacation in Europe. Finally, we brought her there. This time, I tried their chirashi donburi. Like their kaisen donburi, my bowl was chockful of fresh seafood. Huge thick chunks of salmon, maguro, tai (sea bream), octopus, tamago and cucumber as well as a generous dollop of tobiko topped vinegary sushi rice. This is SO delicious, I can have it over and over again. We also shared a soft shell crab roll. Although the crab was crispy, I felt that there was too much mayo. ML adored her shio salmon with rice and shredded cabbage salad. She intends to revisit with us since the lunch deal was amazing value for our dollars.

The genocide in Gaza has entered its second year. Over 42,000 Palestinians have been killed and close to 100,000 wounded. My current part-time helper is Filipina after the one from Myanmar returned to her home country when her contract expired. We discussed what is going on in Gaza and she uttered a sentence that echoes how we feel in this region: 'There are no human rights.' We just don't believe in it any longer. 下次见!

[ichigoporky]

let's talk about fomo! (fear of missing out) 一 😟

hello sweet berries! (✿◠‿◠)ノ it's me, ichi! your strawberry pig pal! today, let's talk about something that many of us feel sometimes:

fomo

but ichi, what is fomo? 一 🤔

fomo stands for "fear of missing out." it’s that sad or anxious feeling we get when we think we’re missing out on something fun!

for example: maybe you see your friends talking about a new movie you haven't seen, and it makes you feel left out. it’s totally normal to feel this way sometimes!

why we feel fomo 一 😞

social media can make fomo feel even worse. when we look at pictures or posts online, we usually see the best parts of other people's lives.

it might seem like everyone is having fun all the time, but remember, we don't see the whole story.

everyone, even your favorite strawberry piggy, feels fomo sometimes too! (･ω<)☆

how to cope with fomo 一 🍵

here are some small tips that may help you cope with fomo:

focus on your own happiness: think about what makes you happy right now and enjoy it! whether it's a cozy game, a yummy snack, or a fun hobby! don't let other people or social pressure tell you what you should enjoy!

spend time with loved ones: being with family or friends can help you feel better and present! even if you can't be with them in person, a phone call or video chat is super nice too!

take social media breaks: if scrolling through social media makes you feel sad, it's okay to take a break. use that time to do something you love or to relax. your happiness is important! (✿◕‿◕)

about missing out 一 ☁

remember, it’s okay to miss out sometimes. life isn’t about being everywhere and doing everything. it’s about enjoying your own special moments and doing what you like! 🌟

i hope this helps you feel a little better about fomo, my sweet berries! always remember, you are special and loved just the way you are. (✿◠‿◠)ノ take care and stay cozy!

一 with lots of love, ichigo porky 💕🐷🍓

[the-firebird69]

There's a couple other things to announce

-John reillard is out gallivanting around and there's nothing people are bothering him and he's seeing that he's not getting anywhere and he wants to try for the car doesn't really have motivation and he's thinking of starting up the alcohol business and really these people are all fools so he goes up there and he's trying to start it up and everybody starts bothering him so he starts taking them prisoner on the island and try them to get to do the work and they won't do it and they suck keep sabotaging things so instead they haven't he hasn't billed cars to attack each other with and that's how they escape and he's ridiculous person we figured out that he's kind of dumb but that's what happens and it happens when these mob story start up and then started up I was trying to bootleg and he can't seem to do it he's like the biggest bootlegger in the history of the guy can't figure it out and it's going on pretty soon and yeah Porky's that's his place and here's the idea was a flare gun and he fires it up and his people get seen and they're going to try that tonight and he goes up there it's later on the week and he fails so tries to get the car but in order to do the death race he doesn't have to do the titanium video trying to figure it out that's the space Odyssey here comes a little later on if you want things occur coming up real soon

-people are noticing their son just sitting here wallowing and doing nothing just getting food and eating and doing some work I'm trying to sleep and try to get by so they're trying to get this fund to going to try and do stuff. Is that working too great and the different groups but they get together and they try and do it as a bunch of women and some of the guys and they're trying to organize to make life a little better for themselves too and it is kind of working and it is it was formed on the pluggers I don't like the name they said you should have like inductees be pluggers and then they get elevated so you start laughing and say okay and start doing that and it's working again there's a whole bunch of them trying to do stuff and I'll tell you what it's not bad so they're doing this and trying to get them things and they noticed it's the max I used to try and use the code against them and they're trying to get that going at one moment I thought they almost had it and then they blew it but they're doing it and pretty soon he should have some things when you really needs money so we're working on that too

-there's a large group that are forming downtown almost everyday and they're not pluggers they're a bunch of trumpsters and trying to do things to people and kidnap our son and people are now splitting them up and taking them in and getting their stuff

-this is a severe headache here you need stuff done right now we need stuff done right now and he does and he needs funding right now it's falling way behind and we can't get him anything and we need to identify who's in the way and knock them down or knock them out and starting right now

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

[eegasleega-will-change-this-l8r]

so obviously i'm obsessed with this particular image from the mother 3i album (along with the fassad one, and all of them - if you haven't seen them before, go check them out here)

i've already internalized the little differences with porky's cradle in it, the control panels, the green vial, the smaller size, but looking at it again just now got me wondering how exactly porky's mech is set up

notice how much bulkier the outer parts are on the hanging version (and the spider version) does the bed part slot into, like, a larger frame? is it two pieces?

also always wonder what the little legs (not the big spider ones, the ones that hold it up in the 3i pic) are being used for in its battle form...

not really going anywhere with this, just some observations i think about

maybe it'll help me design my lego one haha

[modmad]

imagine being so powerful you could recreate an image in a different style to the extent that it causes a viewer to pause and realise it was the other way around as to which was the original

Screenshot redraw in the style of the Dell comics! This was a fun exercise trying to keep it true to both the screenshot and style of the comics (white pavement, anyone?)