#i haven't seen porky's

[jolteonmchale]

I never knew they were recreating a scene from a movie in this photoshoot. It's a scene from the 1981 "soft-core sexploitation" movie Porky's

And Joel in this quote is referencing a scene from School Ties where Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon wrestle naked in the shower

[ducktracy]

I NEVER POSTED THIS but in April i made a favorite character bingo for fun. some spaces i feel i was just trying to find something to fill in but i think this accurately reflects my tastes

alternative:

[drgarrisonandpaul]

Rolando~

(( Minors DNI, slight NSFW ))

I haven't seen any x reader headcanons about this beautiful man yet, so I have decided to throw my hat in with some suggestions

(The picture is this video's thumbnail: https://youtu.be/2MuIZ9r64fE?si=0xGxufq_Zn7Z-Pla )

As a partner, it doesn't really matter if you met in human form, demon form, in Hell, on Earth, or whatever else: he liked you because you stood out a little bit. Something about you was interesting enough for him to bother you. His mechanism of romance comes off as harassment at first and, hell, it might just straight-up BE harassment. How you react to his attention is the key, but he wants to make you squirm and shiver a bit. Maybe lean away from him so he can lean it. He is, in all senses, a creep and a bastard

He seems like the eccentric type that hates to be ignored. If you act like his attention is normal or okay at first, it'll piss him off... but it'll also intrigue him to keep going

On a date, Rolando is surprisingly awkward, but only because he has no idea what to do with his hands. How does he sit? Why is he even here??

That tongue thing we saw is PERSISTENT in his relationships, you might as well make What's Your Fantasy by Ludacris his theme song because he WILL lick you from head-to-toe like a needy cat, just... much slimier

Not much is known about eels and their lives, their mating habits, etc. Every time we think we know something about them, we get blindsided by crazy shit like 'these 4 are actually the same species' or 'they only bang in the deep dark' and Rollo is no different. Every time is VASTLY different. Rough? Why not rougher. Why not so soft and slow that it leaves you breathless and unsatisfied. Why not Zoidberg?

He doesn't care for meeting your parents or getting married and he WILL leave you on read just to fuck with you. Mixed messages are his specialty in a relationship, you'll be love-bombed and then promptly not hear about him for the next 2 weeks

Most of his nicknames are a little mean, he has a degradation kink FOR SURE. The type to call you 'porky', 'mouse', 'scatterbrain', or something, mean it with his whole chest, and love you anyways

Avoidant attachment style. Probably in denial that 'love' is a thing he can feel. Will kill more people in the meantime while he figures out his emotions

I see him as a switch in the most confusing sense possible. I see everything he does as a little mysterious and without reason. Just for the fuck of it, just for the thrill. He'll happily start out as a dom, but as soon as you tilt that beautifully underbitten chin towards you and tell him you hate him, he has no idea what to do

It's been a while since I've written headcanons, please excuse my writing, I know it's not the best quality. But I do LOVE this character

[robintrashier]

Okay okay. First of all, I genuinely LOVED this year's WOTFI, not what I was expecting from the trailer, but still good. AND THE RAP BATTLE!?! IM OBSESSED (I have listened to it like 30 times in a row). And I genuinely didn't think that Mr. Puzzles would end in a mental asylum or whatever the hell he was in, not on my wotfi bingo.

I loved the references and stuff BUT- there's a TINY detail that I think no one has noticed. Just right In the beginning where Mr. Puzzles starts explaining his backstory to Smg4 and Mario while Leggy interprets it. Right where the little amusement park is there is a little sign.

"Porky Park".

Was that Puzzle's name when he was a child? Because why would that be called Porky Park?.

There are still some things that doesn't ring a bell to me, like this. As far as I know, he never mentioned something about his name, maybe Mr. Puzzles was just an artistic name like everyone has?.

Is incredible how I haven't seen someone mention this, so I had to. I think there is more things that we don't know about Puzzles, and since he's probably gonna return (not soon though) maybe JUST MAYBE we will get more backstory cuz- we still don't know a lot of things about him.

Anyways! I think that's all I had to say. I would love to hear more about this topic and theories because there are a lot of things that haven't been cleared yet.

[lancer-fan-club-was-taken]

Looking at you with big puppy dog eyes....I want to read the ut character voice analysis 👁 👁

Toby Fox, being able to make a non voice acted game, FEEL, voice acted to the point that streamers all use the same voices with them is crazy cool. They all have inflections, and you can feel the pauses and tone the characters are using it's just so good 👌. Alphys getting really passionate when talking about mew mew to the point no streamer can even read what she's saying and the fact you can tell she wrote all the true lab entrys...she easily has the most 'range' in the game followed closely by flowey and undyne to me

hey, glad someone else is interested :]

toby honestly is one of the strongest character writers in any media. ever. not just video games, and i feel like he really doesn't get enough credit for that. all his characters are instantly recognizable just by their speech quirks and sometimes even just their grammar.

i'll prolly need to separate every analysis into a different post, cuz i do have a lot to say about em all, but ill give a brief run-down with the things i think are most interesting.

flowey:

he shares many vocal tics with his dad, which fits with his personality as asriel, and the sort of persona he puts on for frisk and papyrus. "howdy," has a very friendly connotation, so using it right off the bat kinda forces the player to see him as non-threatening.

when his "friendly" persona does slip, it's made pretty obvious that he is a child. he doesn't swear like undyne, he doesn't try to play it cool like sans, he says you're an idiot, and accuses you of trying to make him suffer. the sequence where he mocks you for calling for help, is prolly the best example of how childish his outlook on life is, despite how jaded he is. him specifically using the phrasing of "mommy" and "daddy" makes him sound like an older brother bullying their sibling rather then a final boss.

his voice reminds me a lot of porky minch tbh.

toriel:

my favorite thing about toriel's dialogue is how she doesn't use contractions. i think it really helps set up undertale as this twist of both old school rpgs and of fairy tales, which typically didn't use contractions either.

her dialogue has a very formal air about it, it really shows that despite her appearance, she's pretty old.

i think she has the simplest voice personally, i also haven't analyzed her too closely so i might be missing sth lmao-

sans:

sans is interesting, because he's the only main character with an accent rendered in his diarlogue. he uses a lot of new york slang, and cuts the g's off words with the "-ing" suffix.

it's a pretty subtle way to hint that he and papyrus aren't from snowdin, which is based off rural towns opposed to hotland or new home which are large cities. at first glance, his accent just looks like it's him being lazy, like "oh he can't even put the g at the end of words," or "he can't even put spaces in between words." then he says "capiche" and you realize you've been had. /silly

personally, i've always interpreted his text being all-lowercase as his voice being very monotone and inexpressive, opposed to papyrus whose implied to be constantly yelling and seems to be pretty emotive, but i think that's more-so up to the individual.

papyrus:

oh my god, papyrus.

i love this dudes character voice sm, it's so like- specific?

he uses a lot of obsolete words like "boondoggle," will make up his own words like "bonetrousled," will say words that are seen as childish and/or silly like "wowie" and "neato," or, my personal favorite, sometimes he'll just talk like starfire, the phrase "steam-thingies," will never leave my brain.

his grammar is also pretty distinct. he switches between using contractions and not using them. he also ALWAYS uses more then one exclamation point or question mark.

his speech patterns don't say anything too definitive about his character that you couldn't already tell from the story itself, but i think it really highlights his pompous and silly, but kind nature.

undyne:

her voice is honestly one of the most fun to analyze imo, because it ranges from being pretty realistic, to being so damn hammy and over the top.

her dialogue quirks change a lot depending on the context and whose she's talking to, and it honestly adds a lotta depth to her character. before her battle, she speaks very formally, it's clearly rehearsed, but it shows that she takes her job pretty seriously.

her dialogue with papyrus has her come of as a sort of older sister to him, their phone dialogue is seriously so damn funny/sweet- so many of their calls really show off her more playful side, with her purposefully just annoying the shit out of pap.

all the teasing nicknames she gives frisk really add to this imo, she views you and papyrus as both being "innocent," so she treats them both as her younger siblings.

anyway i love comparing her dialogue w alphys and asgore to her dialogue with you and pap. she clearly views people younger then her as surrogate siblings.

alphys:

i totally agree with al having the most range. she reads like a real person to me, and her dialogue sprites definitely help with that.

her dialogue starts off as pretty nervous and stilted, she stammers a lot, but that seems more to do with her shyness and self-loathing rather then it being a speech impediment.

after true lab, she begins stammering less, and is way more confident around everyone. her character development is so clear just through her speech quirks, its such a nice detail.

from what i remember, she never actually gets mad, just upset, and NEVER at anyone else. most of her wording implying that she really doesn't like it when people get hurt. (idc what people say about the hotland segment, she is clearly SO worried when you get hurt. she turns off the lasers if you keep getting hit by them- i just-)

all of her little bursts of energy are SO interesting, and idk if this was intentional, but it is so reminiscent of infodumping to me. it def reinforces her social awkwardness, because it does always come outta nowhere. autistic queen.

asgore:

asgore shares a lot of voice traits with tori and flowey. he shares toriel's somewhat archaic manner of speech, but also has the very friendly speech patterns of flowey's persona.

a lot of his dialogue comes off as very melancholy in a way most other characters don't. i can only assume this is due to us only really seeing him interact w frisk and tori, but he does genuinely seem so beaten down just based on his pauses and the way he talks to you. i don't remember the exact line, but his line before he fights you where he basically just asks if you have any unfinished business kinda encapsulates his whole character voice to me. it's very simple and respectful, but also caries so much grief behind it.

like alphys, after true pacifist his dialogue changes a lot, and his character voice becomes really indicative of a normal dorky dad.

(my favoritism is so obvious in this post lmao-)

[vikenticomeshome]

Carl's Cool Kids and Hardee's Cool Kids Meal Toys (part 2/?)

So, let's continue where we left off.

For November and December of 2003, we get some toys for the Stuart Little franchise. However, these weren;t made to promote the live-action movies. They were made to promote the animated series.

2004

For January and February of 2004, we got some promotion items from NASA. My favorite is "Cassini Meets Saturn".

For March and April of 2004, we get some toys promoting the anime Yu Yu Hakusho. This is interesting to see. The series originally aired on Japanese television from 1992 to 1994. However, the English dub was airing in the U.S. around 2004. This dub started out on Adult Swim, even though some of the more adult content was edited out, and then it later moved to Toonami. It seems like an odd choice for a promotion.

For May and June of 2004, we get a promotion for the 2003 live-action Peter Pan film.

For July and August of 2004, we get a promotion for the Cartoon Network airings of the English dub of Astro Boy. The full set-list with all of the names wasn't archived. But we get pictures of all of the items with a closeup of the treasure keeper.

This promotion is a bit confusing, as Carl's Jr. claims that it was only for September of 2004. Meanwhile Hardee's claims that this was used for September and October of 2004. In any case, we get a set of toys based on the "I Spy" franchise. I'm not sure whether this was promoting a specific release from the franchise.

Only the Carl's Jr site splits the ISpy promotion into two pieces. It doesn't appear that any images from the October promotion have survived.

For November and December of 2004, we get Shrek 2. It looks like these were supposed to be Christmas ornaments.

For January of 2005, we got some toys to promote the film "Racing Stripes". I forgot that this film existed. It was a live-action film of a zebra that is left behind by the circus, taken in by a farm, and set to become a race-horse.

For February and March of 2005, we get some toys to promote the Dreamworks film of the same name. It's the one with the Will Smith fish that creeped everyone out.

For April of 2005, we got "Racing Stripes" again. It's a different set of toys to promote the same film. Was this film a bigger deal than I remember?

For May and June of 2005, we get the Cartoon Network show "Duck Dodgers", starring Porky Pig as "Space Cadet".

For July and August of 2005, we get "TikiMon". I've never heard of this.

For September of 2005, we get "Mucha Lucha". I vaguely remember seeing this series on TV and playing flash games for it back in the day.

I haven't been able to find surviving photos of the October 2005 "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" promotion. This appears to be another case of Carl's Jrs diverging from Hardees as Hardees claims October was more Mucha Lucha.

For November and December of 2005, we get some toys for "A Charlie Brown Christmas". What could I possibly say about this iconic cartoon that hasn't already been said?

2006

For January and February of 2006, we get a promotion for "Loonatics Unleashed". This was that attempt to reboot Looney Tunes into a band of superheroes that ended in disaster.

For March and April of 2006, we get a promotion for one of the most beloved Cartoon Network cartoons, "Codename: Kids Next Door". They did the thing with the acronyms.

For May and June of 2006, we got a promotion for "Yu-Gi-Oh! Down of the Duel". I remember watching the 4-Kids dub of a version of Yu-Gi-Oh back in the day,.

For July of 2006, we get Monster House. I love this movie so much.

And now, we see another divergence in the timeline. Only Hardees got this set of toys under "Kahuna Kruisers". Moana sure looks different from what I remember.

For August and September of 2006, we get a promotion for one of the Scooby-Doo movies. This was "Pirates Ahoy!". I have never seen it.

In another divergence, only Carl's Jr got Halloween buckets for Scooby-Doo Pirates Ahoy. I cannot find promotional images for them, however.

For November and December of 2006, we got a promotion for the move "The Ant Bully". This is the film where a kid torments ants, gets shrunk down to their size, and has to save them from an exterminator.

2007

For January and February of 2007, we get a promotion for "Open Season". I know nothing about this movie whatsoever.

For March and April of 2007, we get a promotion for "Happy Feet".

I have been unable to find surviving promotional photos for the Justic League Unlimited promotion, which ran through June and July of 2007.

For June through August of 2007, we get "Code Lyoko". This is that show where ever character has a five-head. I remember it looked pretty interesting the few times I saw it airing. It was a mix of 2d and 3d segments depending on whether the characters were in the real world or the virtual one.

For August through September of 2007, we got some educational toys from the National Wildlife Federation.

For August through October of 2007, we got a promotion for the movie "Surf's Up".

I'm at the image limit again, so I will need to pick this up again on another post.

[the-dubbel-experiments]

Log 39. 12/25

Have you ever seen someone without a face?

Because I can't seem to get the image out of my head. She should be dead, they tore her face off. And yet she’s right in front of me, breathing. She has no eyelids, she just stares. Her lips were torn off, I can see her horrible yellow teeth in front of my gaping mouth.

I am sick.But, when Master Porky saw it, he smiled. They’re keeping 4b alive, they want to see how long she can last. They’re taking her somewhere, they haven't told me where, but she’s no longer under my watch. I only hope something good can come out of this.

Tomorrow is another day.

[marisexmas]

while I'm still shamelessly rambling about porky here. he has two bits of dialogue that are very uncannily similar, one near the start of the game and one near the end of it, that I think about a lot but haven't really seen other people point out

I thought that was interesting

[kellyvela]

I don't think joe has the dogs, they haven't been seen in a while, I think they gave them away when the second child was born. But if the dogs are with joe, then it's wrong, at least Porky should have been with Sophie, it was Sophie's dog, he's so greedy that he didn't return her clothes or her things or her dogs. No matter what someone tell, full custody should be with Sophie or a larger %. When will everything be over with divorce and custody? It's been too long.

Previous anon provided the source, but how to be sure the dogs on that video are Percy and Penelope?

Are we sure Porky was only S's dog, because she named him Porky Basquiat J*n*s, she gave him her ex's surname, the same with Waldo Picasso J*n*s (RIP).

Anyway, I also think the dogs are in new homes now, and I hope they are most loved and living their best lives.

I also hope the divorces finishes soon. The 🐀 asked the court for more time to negociate and the deadline is on June 13th . . . . Fingers crossed 🤞 🙏

[ducktracy]

What are some of your favorite blog reviews you've done?

OHHHH THIS IS A GOOD QUESTION!!! i actually have more of an objective answer this time around. "there "any short covering my favorite" is the short, broad answer, but i have to say that my reviews for Porky's Last Stand (unsubtle plug), You Ought to be in Pictures (unsubtle plug), and Notes to You (unsubtle plug) are some of the ones i take the most pride in

these are all shorts i love to the moon and back and back again and am very very intimate with, so i'm able to present a more passionate and interesting analysis for that reason. Pictures is a pretty well known short, but i really enjoyed carving into the Porky and Daffy dynamic in that one and presenting what about this super well known short i think works so well. especially because i think.. in regarding character development with that short, Daffy gets talked about the most because it's the first short where he's substantially greedy and how that's pretty prophetic, but i think it's actually a short much better advocated for Porky's characterization instead! he has a really grounded and mature presence in this one that is really the first time we've seen him like this. the short has his sympathy the entire way through. and i think most people don't realize that, which is why i'm fond of my review for that one in that i feel i was able to demonstrate that POV

Last Stand and Notes hit similar success points. i've seen Notes outright get called a bad cartoon and i don't think most people even know Last Stand exists, which should both be criminal offenses. Last Stand especially was very fun to do because, outside of it being one of my favorite shorts ever made, i was able to really dive deep and demonstrate why i love that so much and that it offers so much more than what seems to be on the surface. i haven't seen many people give that short the time of day, and so it was refreshing to give that little "sales pitch"

same with Notes. Back Alley Oproar has rendered it obsolete, but i think Notes has so many things in it that make it a worthwhile cartoon, and there are a lot of things i like that it does BETTER than Oproar (that isn't just my pig bias speaking. but Sylvester's one of my absolute favorites too so the competition is relatively fair!) i felt like i was actually able to present a new point of view with my Notes review, that i was able to give an argument as to why i feel the way i do about it

SO I GUESS REALLY all my favorites are the ones i feel i really had something to say about them and could use them as a manifesto of sorts HAHA. analyses that i think could convincingly convince (convincingly) people to give those shorts a taste for themselves and see it in a new light if they didn't like it/had a preconceived notion before, or just introduce the short to them entirely

[40sandfabulousaf]

大家好! Auntie and I haven't caught up for a very long time, so she, Pa and I met for lunch at a Japanese restaurant. I wanted to introduce her to the unagi tamago donburi here as it's sheer perfection. Pa also ordered unagi with cha soba. I wanted to order unagi too, but the butan ebi and hotate sashimi on vinegary red rice beckoned to me. I couldn't resist trying it. Customers can top up $5.80 to add chawan mushi, salmon sashimi, green tea, soup and a small salad, so I did. The seafood was SO fresh - the butan ebi and hotate were naturally sweet and paired extremely well with the vinegary red rice. Their chawan mushi was like silk and the salad with sesame dressing refreshing. The soup was a clear one without miso, so it wasn't too salty, which I liked. Auntie adored the unagi here. This meal was very delicious. Definitely will be back.

Mummy wanted to try the noodles at a little restaurant which specialises in it near our homes, so we visited the place. She ordered their char siew and preserved vegetables thick rice vermicelli and I had their pickled veggies and fish thick rice vermicelli. We shared a side of tree ear mushrooms with garlic and chilli. Mummy let me try a bit of her pork; it was very tender and delicious! The fish was similarly very tender and fresh, although I wasn't a fan of the pickled mustard greens (I don't like pickled anything). The crunchy tree ear mushrooms were crunchy and fragrant from plenty of garlic. Overall, good enough to warrant another visit.

It poured on Thursday afternoon when ML, CL, MI and I headed out for lunch. The stall which serves delicious red garoupa soup also sells zhu rou fen (pork noodles) so I ordered that since red meat helps us to keep warm during chilly weather. This bowl came with lean sliced pork blanched so perfectly, they were jiggly and tender, chunks of well-marinated minced pork, pork balls, lettuce and crazily slurpable kway teow (flat rice noodles) in a robust porky broth. OMG this blew me away, it was SO delicious! And it did warm me up because before lunch, I wore a sweater and had a jacket covering my legs in the office; after lunch I didn't need them.

ML missed out when we first visited the Japanese restaurant near our office offering terrific lunch deals whilst she was on vacation in Europe. Finally, we brought her there. This time, I tried their chirashi donburi. Like their kaisen donburi, my bowl was chockful of fresh seafood. Huge thick chunks of salmon, maguro, tai (sea bream), octopus, tamago and cucumber as well as a generous dollop of tobiko topped vinegary sushi rice. This is SO delicious, I can have it over and over again. We also shared a soft shell crab roll. Although the crab was crispy, I felt that there was too much mayo. ML adored her shio salmon with rice and shredded cabbage salad. She intends to revisit with us since the lunch deal was amazing value for our dollars.

The genocide in Gaza has entered its second year. Over 42,000 Palestinians have been killed and close to 100,000 wounded. My current part-time helper is Filipina after the one from Myanmar returned to her home country when her contract expired. We discussed what is going on in Gaza and she uttered a sentence that echoes how we feel in this region: 'There are no human rights.' We just don't believe in it any longer. 下次见!

[ichigoporky]

let's talk about fomo! (fear of missing out) 一 😟

hello sweet berries! (✿◠‿◠)ノ it's me, ichi! your strawberry pig pal! today, let's talk about something that many of us feel sometimes:

fomo

but ichi, what is fomo? 一 🤔

fomo stands for "fear of missing out." it’s that sad or anxious feeling we get when we think we’re missing out on something fun!

for example: maybe you see your friends talking about a new movie you haven't seen, and it makes you feel left out. it’s totally normal to feel this way sometimes!

why we feel fomo 一 😞

social media can make fomo feel even worse. when we look at pictures or posts online, we usually see the best parts of other people's lives.

it might seem like everyone is having fun all the time, but remember, we don't see the whole story.

everyone, even your favorite strawberry piggy, feels fomo sometimes too! (･ω<)☆

how to cope with fomo 一 🍵

here are some small tips that may help you cope with fomo:

focus on your own happiness: think about what makes you happy right now and enjoy it! whether it's a cozy game, a yummy snack, or a fun hobby! don't let other people or social pressure tell you what you should enjoy!

spend time with loved ones: being with family or friends can help you feel better and present! even if you can't be with them in person, a phone call or video chat is super nice too!

take social media breaks: if scrolling through social media makes you feel sad, it's okay to take a break. use that time to do something you love or to relax. your happiness is important! (✿◕‿◕)

about missing out 一 ☁

remember, it’s okay to miss out sometimes. life isn’t about being everywhere and doing everything. it’s about enjoying your own special moments and doing what you like! 🌟

i hope this helps you feel a little better about fomo, my sweet berries! always remember, you are special and loved just the way you are. (✿◠‿◠)ノ take care and stay cozy!

一 with lots of love, ichigo porky 💕🐷🍓

[the-firebird69]

There's a couple other things to announce

-John reillard is out gallivanting around and there's nothing people are bothering him and he's seeing that he's not getting anywhere and he wants to try for the car doesn't really have motivation and he's thinking of starting up the alcohol business and really these people are all fools so he goes up there and he's trying to start it up and everybody starts bothering him so he starts taking them prisoner on the island and try them to get to do the work and they won't do it and they suck keep sabotaging things so instead they haven't he hasn't billed cars to attack each other with and that's how they escape and he's ridiculous person we figured out that he's kind of dumb but that's what happens and it happens when these mob story start up and then started up I was trying to bootleg and he can't seem to do it he's like the biggest bootlegger in the history of the guy can't figure it out and it's going on pretty soon and yeah Porky's that's his place and here's the idea was a flare gun and he fires it up and his people get seen and they're going to try that tonight and he goes up there it's later on the week and he fails so tries to get the car but in order to do the death race he doesn't have to do the titanium video trying to figure it out that's the space Odyssey here comes a little later on if you want things occur coming up real soon

-people are noticing their son just sitting here wallowing and doing nothing just getting food and eating and doing some work I'm trying to sleep and try to get by so they're trying to get this fund to going to try and do stuff. Is that working too great and the different groups but they get together and they try and do it as a bunch of women and some of the guys and they're trying to organize to make life a little better for themselves too and it is kind of working and it is it was formed on the pluggers I don't like the name they said you should have like inductees be pluggers and then they get elevated so you start laughing and say okay and start doing that and it's working again there's a whole bunch of them trying to do stuff and I'll tell you what it's not bad so they're doing this and trying to get them things and they noticed it's the max I used to try and use the code against them and they're trying to get that going at one moment I thought they almost had it and then they blew it but they're doing it and pretty soon he should have some things when you really needs money so we're working on that too

-there's a large group that are forming downtown almost everyday and they're not pluggers they're a bunch of trumpsters and trying to do things to people and kidnap our son and people are now splitting them up and taking them in and getting their stuff

-this is a severe headache here you need stuff done right now we need stuff done right now and he does and he needs funding right now it's falling way behind and we can't get him anything and we need to identify who's in the way and knock them down or knock them out and starting right now

Thor Freya

Olympus

Zues Hera

[modmad]

imagine being so powerful you could recreate an image in a different style to the extent that it causes a viewer to pause and realise it was the other way around as to which was the original

Screenshot redraw in the style of the Dell comics! This was a fun exercise trying to keep it true to both the screenshot and style of the comics (white pavement, anyone?)

[allhailkingp-a]

@macfrombronx:

Mac squints a bit from the reply. He has experienced some strange things, but this was quite different.

“Riiiiight right. Well, I’m sorry for being anonymous at first Mr. Pokey.”

This guy.  What, he didn’t believe Pokey?  How annoying.  If he didn’t believe it, then Pokey wasn’t going to try and convince him.  He had better things to do.  He didn’t know what those things were precisely, but they were better than this.  Pokey rolled his eyes, not that anyone could have seen that.

“I’ll forgive you for now.  What, were you afraid of the answer or something?  Don’t be such a coward!”  Pokey laughed.  “Seriously.  I’m just a kid, pal.”

[piggyinthemiddle]

How Porky got so fat...🐷

In this blog, I wanted to talk a little more about my progress with my weight. I've seen many insecure people lately, unsure gainers and feedees who doubt themselves and aren't sure whether fattening up is the right way for them to go.

Of course, I can not make that decision for you, but at least, I can share my "road to pork" with you. Maybe that helps, in any way whatsoever.

Before I start : If you have a negative opinion about this, just keep it to yourself. I don't really give a crap about what you think, and it just ruins the vibe for those who wanna read this. Thanks, big fat preech. ;)

🐽 How it all started 🐽

I knew that this fetish was part of me for many, many years. I've always been rather chubby and it never actually bothered me. I often fantasised about getting bigger, and being fed, also into extreme sizes and under extreme circumstances, but that was it : Fantasies. Never would I ever have thought I'd start doing it, in real life, to my actual body. Not because I didn't want to, but because I felt like I have to fit into society norms, and I shouldn't enjoy this because it's bad, blah blah blah. You know the deal.

All of that turned around in very early 2019, maybe even late 2018, when I started gaining some weight randomly because I didn't do as much sport and activity as before, for work reasons and shift schedules. I softened up a little and as soon as I realised, it turned me on like crazy. The fantasies got more intense and at some point, after several months, I decided I wanted to try it out "just once". So, I covered myself in unhealthy foods and stuffed my face for a day, and I felt so alive and great that it got me addicted. Porky's first "official stuffing", if you will.

However, "Just once" quickly turned into "several times a month", and I gained more and more weight, ending up with a small but chubby belly by the end of 2019.

🐽 The Pandemic 🐽

Boy oh boy.. Then came Covid. I grew more and more bored, being locked at home, and overeating became a very normal, almost every day habit. Mainly for the sexual pleasure it gave me, but also just for seeing my body grow bigger and wider by the week. I took it rather easy for the first few months of 2020, but then, around June, I started to consider turning myself into a piggy for my own enjoyment. I honestly didn't care much about other peoples opinions on my body at that point. I just wanted to grow into exactly what I wanted to be.

Considering became choice in late August, and with the first day of October 1st, 2020, I began to fatten myself up with a plan and a schedule.

It worked incredibly well, I gained very fast and my body started to become rounded and big within a few months. 2020 turned into 2021, and by summer '21, I had gained over 35 kilos of pure fat. But it wasn't enough. I needed a lot more. So, I adjusted my calories and my schedules and overdid it even more. My kilos piled up on me and I slowly became huge. On Christmas eve 2021, at the family gathering, I was stuffed like an actual pig and my gut was so full and tight that I needed a 2h nap from all the pressure in my stomach. To this day, I've no idea if anyone noticed just how extremely fattened up I was that night, but if they did, they never mentioned anything..

🐽 2022.. and NOW 🐽

I haven't stopped fattening myself since mid 2020. I gained over 60 kilos at this point, my BMI is at 47 and I'm rated "extremely morbidly obese" already. It shows, especially on my gut. If you've seen me on Grommr, you've probably seen the huge lard-filled belly I carry around. I'll add a picture here, too.

I'm not even joking or overdramamtising it to be kinky, I really am extremely fattened and ripened at this point and my belly looks like I'm about to burst when it's fully stuffed and pushing outwards. I'm covered in very light stretch marks, my belly is shaped like a giant lard ball and sometimes it hangs down so heavily after my sessions that I need to rest it on my kitchen or bathroom counters to be able to stand up straight.

Recently, I started showing myself off on the internet, like a big prize hog, and I've got very similar feedback there too. Many people seem to be fascinated with my shape and my fat pig gut, they want to see me in all sorts of different angles, and I'm happily providing. I love the attention, I love being treated like this, and I love being 'reduced' to what I am now.

People want to fatten me more, and I'm accepting it. I'm getting bigger and fatter for likes now, and I'd have never ever thought this would ever be possible. I stuff myself tight and round, post the outcome and get even more validation. This has been my absolute dream so far.

I'm no longer a chubby little piggy. By now, I'm a huge, fat, ripe porker. And I love every second of it. 🐖🥓

Here's one of my most recent pictures, taken immediately after finishing my fattening session for the day.

I stuffed myself so tight here that you can't even see my fatrolls anymore. They clearly show and hang down when I'm empty-bellied in the mornings.

Enjoy. 🐷✌🏻