#i have performed a miracle

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

yes i have personal & intimate reasons for my own (lack of) religious/supernatural beliefs, but it's not dishonest to admit: i am also an atheist bc at no point in my life have i, after completing a slightly unpleasant task, been witness to an angel/imp/sprite/devil/entity-of-any-kind manifesting in all their glory to offer me a pat on the head and a little plastic baggy of crackers (by way of encouragement/reward).

call me childish but in my heart of hearts i cannot truly participate in a belief system that tolerates such negligence

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

every time i rewatch the miracle aligner music video i am just flabbergasted. FLABBERGASTED. like. they really chose to make it like THAT. and by 'like THAT' i am specifically referring to:

1) “an attempt to extract the truth... approximately" *cue rosepetals and intense eye contact*

2) THIS being the opening shot of the two of them

3) miles legitimately spending the first minute of the entire video blatantly checking alex out

4) literal rainbow lighting around them

5) endless hand holding and twirling

6) that moment where miles's hand reaches ever so reflexively for alex's neck

7) the fucking closing scene?????????

[rosylix]

AUR FAWK im listening to hop rn YAWLLL. walkin on wah-uh isnt rlyyy my style but still slayed i feel like it can grow on me. i rly like bounce back and u tho. did felix say he don't give a shit hell yea. and THE SOLOS??? (i havent heard any before this besides a couple short clips)

um. ok so railway is Actually that insane. ok. ok im writinf as im listening but i just had to pause to write this bc i sat in silence with my hand over my mouth for the entire length of unfair WHATTHQTFJCK i hadnt heard a single bit of that until now. cool. im fine. i just need tp process this for a few days or years

why is jeongin OH FAJEKdj fnsjs.. . slayed?? youth is so cute what if i cry 😭 my fav so far? and limbo is my fav on skz replay ily lino

hyunjin OH. MUY. GAWWD. i love that bit.

ULTRA???? HOLY MOLY??? why are all of these songs so cunty wtf OH HOLD MY HABD IS SO CUTE. MY FAV????? i think this is my fav NEVERMINNDDDD SEUNGMIN 🙁 i might still like hold my hand more but this is aclose second oh ilysm (i love you seungmin)

[nani-nonny]

Nonny found in a ditch after They tried to finish writing the 15th chapter for apaf because They left it halfway finished but it got too hard to write so They panicked and ran out in the cold until They slipped on soapy water from a neighbor’s driveway

[carrotmakar]

after the performance ive seen in the past couple games i DARE anyone to say that us losing is georgies fault next time he plays.

[didhewinkback]

the only good thing that has happened on twitter the last few days is that one directions absolutely chaotic viva la vida performance is going viral

[stylishanachronism]

Getting back into job hunting because my bank job cut my hours (?????) and it was in fact the final straw, if they want me to quit this bad they will have to fire me But also what if I did my exact job but for literally twice the pay because [redacted] is hiring and Jesus fucking Christ what the hell was that ‘assessment’

[fruitybashir]

https://pin.it/1qqyitZK5

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

im simply not strong enough ..............................

[vampmilf]

not the anon you replied to but I would love to hold hands and sexualize that man together 👉👈

if we try real hard I'm sure we could even sexualize entire groups of men (we all know what specific group of men I mean)

and if we try EXTRA hard we'll get them all pregnant. I believe in us

take my hand lets go i believe in us so hard we can single double-handedly revolutionize the sexualizing that man industry 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[crow-talks-hockey]

wait. GUYS.... it finally happened??? THEY ALL WON????? 3/3???? THIS IS MY STANLEY CUP OMG

[nydescynt]

Adhd at work is like. I do functionally nothing for multiple days bc there's no immediate deadlines. My boss asks me if I can just grab what I already had written on xyz topic and send it over. I perfectly edit it down from the existing specific context, rewrite portions for the new audience, and share it within an hour.

I'm by no means the perfect employee but it is kind of nice figuring out how to minmax my adhd (excellent under a perceived deadline or challenge). Then when I fuck up and forget Routine Task everyone's like.. well they're hyper competent in this other area so it's fine

[ofherlionheart]

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[nerdynikki94]

Honestly? Did I want more from DTAMHD? Yes, I did. I wanted something signifying actual progression for Dennis' character (even just a crumb of genuine growth) , and I sincerely don't think we got that. However... we did get a fascinating insight into the process of his mind. Dennis' level of self-denial is so ironic and profound. He can't acknowledge the inevitability that he's middle-aged.

(I swear this episode honestly has given me an alt hc, that the show is based in his mind; because logistically, a man of his lifestyle and malnourishment could not commit the feats he is constantly sailing through. TGGB & DTAMHD... back-to-back? What happened to his hand? Did he even sprain it? Or is he just the most dramatic brat in the gang - clearly the latter.)

It is important to note that he didn’t fix the actual problem. He momentarily masked the symptoms, but ignore long-term help with blood pressure medicine is not going to fix the issue, nor is it going to protect him from fucking keeling over in a stressful situation (when he's not in a contained and quiet Doctor's exam room) and his blood pressure spikes.

I'm honestly a little jaded at this point (16 Fucking Seasons of crumbs, y'all), but if one were to continue 'trusting the structure' this episode conveyed a lot.

The B Plot: The pressure cooker. The metaphor parallels the building pressure Dennis quick-tempered bouts of rage. So, to toss out a little 'cat-in-the-wall' conjecture here: The pressure cooker is Dennis, but we all saw him eat that bloody diamond in the end and we all heard Mac's speech about coal turning into diamonds under massive pressure. Dennis' experience is a theory of pressure, he daydreams it all in the span of a minute or so. He's roleplaying with hypothetical obstacles. There's no risk. Maybe Dennis, isn't the pressure cooker, but the coal.

If I were to try and take anything hopeful out of this episode, it would be the way the narrative is showing us that this episode acknowledged that Dennis isn't ready yet. It's not his turn to break. It's going to take real, substantial pressure to get that diamond.

It was a hell of a misdirect (and honestly a little bit of a slap in the face), but if these characters live in the real world, where people are bound by the laws of mortality, then Dennis should have his time.

Genuinely, who fucking knows?

I'm not hating on the episode. We all know this is the trashy dick joke sitcom. I just thought that if Mac & Charlie could have moments of genuine heartbreak, culminating in deep catharsis, that maybe Dennis could have that too.... but no.

Can't wait to see the sunny dudebros miss the point & proclaim Dennis Reynolds - SA victim, traumatized individual with an emotionally tumultuous personality disorder - the new Andrew Tate.

I'm sorry, but yeah. I'm a little miffed. It was all a dream, and everything goes Dennis' way. Y'all I'm fucking tired. This was a great episode for Glenn, but a fucking frustrating episode for Dennis. I may have wanted a little macden, but all I cared about was seeing Dennis face the limitations of his mortality, to see that he's failing his body and his brain. He didn't have to actually take the medicine (I wouldn't expect him to), but Goddammit, everything seems to work out in his delusional favor. So, of course he's going to continue being delusional, and probably only change for the worse.

I'll say it: I wanted a broken Dennis, and we did not get that. He didn't even crack, the unbearble and apparently now canonical Golden God. That episode's title was intended to tease sunnyblr.

Excuse the plethora of tags. I just kept getting more irritated.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Had an arduous afternoon I think I deserve to make myself a little baked good for fun and to cope

[sylveondreams]

i dont think its fair that jesus never got to try sushi

[lilycutesmith]

i think i mentioned this on twitter already but ya bitch is going to be medicated sooner then later < has an appointment this coming wednesday