#i have no clues how kdramas work tho

[hamilt10]

the judge from hell was so freaking good. like their chemistry was chef’s kiss and justitia is such a queen. (i’m in love)

[malvsworld]

Why tf is Seong Hyun still pinning after a girl he left behind 14 years ago?? Should've moved on the moment he graduated University.

[jjungkookislife]

it was one afternoon in may 2019, i was in charge of washing the dishes and i wanted to play music before doing so. and so, i searched "music videos" on our tv and when you do that, it will show you the music videos for that year right.

the first suggestion was "boy with luv by bts ft. halsey" and it made me so curious because i know what halsey's style is. i used to listen to her badlands album a lot and kpop at that time isn't new to me, it's been going on for so long... i know the name BTS because my friends mention it to me all the time (FR I HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS BEEN A STAN SINCE THEIR DEBUT ERA) so i was like OOOH LET ME HAVE A LISTEN I'M CURIOUS and then 🤡

i didn't have a clue that i'll fall into the rabbit hole 🤧😂 well... BTS was a good destination to get lost into tho 😭

MY BIAS WAS JIMIN (i am saying was because now, i don't consider that i have a bias on BTS anymore i love them all so much 🥺) and it's bc of boy with luv too. He was the opening guy and I was like "OOOH THIS GUY I LOVE HOW HE DANCES" 👁👄👁 and as the mv progressed, I saw jin and immediately my mind went "OPPA!" bc he looks like the typical insanely handsome korean boyfriend you'll see on kdramas (i've been watching kdrama for a long time already, however, from my words of clownery i said 'hmm i'll watch kdrama but maybe i'll not be interested in kpop. it's just not me' AND WHERE THE FUCK AM I NOW HUH) and then the mv finished playing and i thought WOW I LOVE IT, i love the dancing (performances were new to me. i was a fangirl for a long time but the boy groups or "boy bands" that i stan don't do any of that shit hahaha) and i said "hmmm i want to see them dance to a different song, but i don't have any plans on being a fan tho! just gonna look at their dancing!!!" and so i watched Burning Up (Fire), I watched Not Today and then 30 minutes later I just realized I FUCKING FORGOT THE DISHES I WAS SUPPOSED TO WASH????? AND THE CLOWNEST THING IS I WAS WATCHING THE INTERVIEWS ALREADY?????? so where is the "dancing" there??? 👁👄👁 I CAUGHT MYSELF ON 4K 😭😭😭 when i realized that, that's when i knew 🤧🤧🤧

so jimin was kind of lich rally the reason why i became a fan but after just a few days of binge watching them, i eventually loved them equally 😭😭😭😭

most people becomes a fan during their comeback season, and if somebody influenced them, and so they "blame" them for being obsessed BUT IT WAS ME WHO MADE ME OBSESSED 🤧🤧🤧🤧 and it wasn't even a comeback week at that time 😭😭😭 if i'm not mistaken,,, they just finished the promotions for MOTS: PERSONA (if i'm not mistaken. and at that time once they finish their promo, the hype kinda dies down. THESE DAYS THO THEY JUST KEEP ON GETTING RECOGNITION AND WE LOVE TO SEE IT!!! IT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE 😭😭😭) and they are on the last bits of their speak yourself tour LICH RALLY I'M THE ONLY ONE TO BLAME FOR ALL OF THESE 😩😩😩

whooo! sorry if that was long... but yeah. that's my army story 🥺 also may you pls tag this with #jkp ?? so i can comeback on this ask on mobile when u reply 🥰

okay but the BWL era is so special 'cause it was my first comeback! it's so wild we knew people who stanned them from debut and we refused lol oh not the dishes lmao and going from dancing to interviews, that's how they get you and we can't forget "well i just wanna know their names" 'cause at that point you're gone! yes we have nobody to blame but our own curiosity lol and i do try to get others interested into bts and so far it hasn't worked too well lmao but my brother in law gave them a chance, he liked mic drop and i think waste it on me and the first poster i put up was the mots: persona one and its still up in my room lol

share your bts origin story and bias

[namjhyun]

Kingdom (2019)

After a hiatus I’m coming back to Dramaland, along side Ju Ji Hoon who has been absent for the last four years. Yes! Can you believe he hasn’t filmed a drama since Mask? It seems befitting he’s making his comeback playing a Crown Prince since long ago that was his introduction to the world when he nabbed the ever so popular leading role in Goong (2006) but the circumstances between that character and the one in Kingdom are completely different.

The show starts at night, physician Lee and his young disciple are preparing food and medicine for the King, who has fallen ill, but things turn sour quickly. 

Meanwhile, outside the palace a political persecution is taking place. Due to his majesty’s condition, many scholars believe the young Queen and her Father have taken over the government in order to achieve power for their own clan. The same erudites have been arrested and tortured for putting up signs all over the Capital declaring the King to be actually dead and shown their support for the Crown Prince, hoping that he will stop the political ambitions of his stepmother’s family.

Crown Prince Lee Chang (Ju Ji Hoon) has no power nor permission to check whatever his father is alive or not, doubting all the servants who seem to follow the Queen’s orders to keep him away. The only person Lee Chang seems to trust among everyone inside the palace is Moo-young (Kim San Ho), his personal guard, who he ask to bring him the medical royal journal where the palace’s doctor keeps daily record of everything affecting the King.

Things get even more complicated when Lee Chang finally is able to sneak into his Father’s chambers, in the dead of night, only to overhear two eunuchs speaking about how the King has gone missing... but soon he finds out another truth even worse.

In another city, Seo Bi (Bae Doona) is a nurse working at the clinic of physician Lee, the doctor we met at the beginning of the episode. She, alongside the other nurses and patients, is waiting for the doctor to return from the Capital, while dealing with terrible living conditions, for people are dying of starvation rather that the deceases that plague them. The picture is gruesome, to say something, and I believe a little preview of what’s to come in the next episodes.

I will be honest, when I first read Kingdom’s premise, back when it was first announced, it didn’t convince me at all. A historical kdrama of people fighting zombies? Meh... but Kim Eun-hee (tvN’s Signal) was going to be in charge of the writing so I kept an eye on the project.

For a first episode, it’s a solid introduction to the world of Kingdom. Through out the first 20 minutes we are being told bits of information but it’s Lee Chang who is trying to make the connections, as if he were us, trying to figure out what is happening to his father without realizing yet there’s something bigger at play.

Ju Ji Hoon does a good work in his role as Crown Prince. I find his character intriguing, halfway the episode we find out something about him that tells us, the audience, there’s more to his character than what meets the eye. As per usual with historical stories, the characters’ motivations are kept secret.

I appreciate, tho, the friendship between Lee Chang and Moo-young, which seems to be sincere and open. Moo-young seems to have told everything about his life to Lee Chang and in return the Prince chooses to be honest with him as well as to why he needs to find out the truth.

Seo Bi and the characters at the clinic are the ones who had it worse so far. There’s this one particular character she clashes all the time, Young-shin (Kim Sung Kyu), whose desperation in order to survive turn things from bad to worse. I don’t know how to feel about the storyline we were presented between these two, I’m sure the things Young-shin talks about are true, the human need to survive makes us do unconscionable things under certain circumstances, but I’m choosing to side with Seo Bi on this subject.

What the show does right is give us enough information to know what’s coming but keep us in the dark long enough to have no clue on how things are going to unfold from here on. And the time in which the story is set actually plays in favor, making certain desiciones and arguments more believable to happen.

If you like the genre and you enjoyed the 2016 blockbuster Train to Busan, I think this might be your cup of tea.

[runningmanaddictme]

UPDATED honest kdrama reviews

these are all the kdramas that ive watched and im just gonna put them all here and what you should know about them 

THIS IS WORTH READING IF YOU WANNA WATCH ANOTHER GOOD KDRAMA TRUST ME 

*no particular order 

crash landing on you

overall a very heart warming kdrama that makes you feel good and keep you on your toes in some parts 

not gonna lie i thought it dragged out in some parts 

good humor and they did an amazing job at filming GORGEOUS scenes

not a cringy kdrama so good if for those just starting out in kdrama 

itaewon class

anything park seo joon is in will be good lets be honest 

but this is such a fun kdrama 

powerful bad bitch female lead so you wont be pissed at how stupid the female main lead is (sometimes they be making kdrama characters look so stupid but not this one

if you’ve never seen a kdrama then this is the one i recommend for you to start because it’s easy to understand and follow 

reply 1997

set in the 90s

follows a group of friends and how they stick together during this time

two guys that go after a girl and the drama is a guessing game on who ends up being her husband 

good life lessons 

good ost (original soundtrack) 

it’s hilarious 

not a typical kdrama, very original 

what stuck out with this drama is it’s creativity. you’ll never watch a drama like this bc of the setting 

reply 1994 

set in the 90s (this is a series but they are all different stories) 

follows a group of friends and how they stick together during this time 

once again trying to figure out who is the husband

good life lessons

good ost 

also hilarious 

very original 

if you don’t do well with second leads as in you have sls (second lead syndrome) then you will most likely fall for the guy that isn’t the husband but tbh it depends on you 

what stuck out with this drama is also the setting. all of these are different settings and they don’t have the same plot

reply 1988

set in the 80s-90s 

uGH this drama honestly gets to me it’s so fricking good. 

if you’re thinking rn that you dont want to watch these dramas bc it’s set in the old times WATCH THESE I GUARANTEE YOU WONT REGRET IT

this is the highest rated kdrama in history trust me it’s good 

it’s a little bit slow in the beginning but it picks up and it’s worth it 

same kind of idea as the previous reply series 

everything about this drama is amazing. everything. 

this one is different from the other reply series bc it’s not as easy to guess who the husband is. 

the director is really good and there is a lot of foreshadowing and clues that you’ll have to work hard to find 

this drama is so well put everything connects together 

you will fall in love with all the characters they’re so funny ok im done

queen in hyun’s man 

ok don’t skip this drama just bc it’s historical 

the plotline is basically this guy from the joseon dynsasty time travels to modern day and meets this girl (and obv you know what happens next) 

super cute drama and funny 

the couple actually ended up dating too!! they broke up but still 

what stuck out was the amazing chemistry for this drama 

city hunter 

this really smart guy who is also amazing at hunting meets this girl who works as the bodyguard for the blue house 

a lot of secrets 

it’s a very heavy drama as in there’s a lot to take in and understand 

highly rated drama tho 

what stuck out is the creative plot line 

rooftop prince

after the death of this crown prince’s wife, he time travels 300 years later and meets this girl who looks like the deceased princess 

the guys in this drama are so funny and cute and you’ll love them 

similar to queen in hyun’s man so if you watch that watch this 

what stuck out was the plot and the comedy 

you’re beautiful 

this girl who has a twin pretends to be her brother and ends up joining this kpop group lol 

she’s pretending to be a guy but she ends up falling for the singer 

super funny 

you’re gonna love the other guys in this drama they’re so cute and funny 

what stuck out was the cold main lead i love when it’s a cold guy falling for the girl lol 

innocent man

oh man this drama.. it’s a melodrama first of all 

honestly i don’t even like melodramas bc theyre sooooooo hard to keep watching like it’s just so ongoing 

this drama tho.. it’s got song joong ki and lee kwang soo so i mean cmon

it’s got funny moments 

it’s an amazing plot line. the guy takes the blame for his gf who murdered a man and when he gets out of jail she marries this sugar daddy. he’s obv pissed and tries to get back at her by “falling in love” with the girl who’s dad is the ex-gf’s sugar daddy (ik it’s complicated). but then he actually starts falling for the girl and yeah 

it’s worth watching im not gonna lie just try it 

what stuck out was song joong ki bc he’s amazing 

dream high

lol this drama well it’s got singing first of all 

basically all these people who go to this music school and everyone has an interesting story to them 

actually pretty inspirational 

it’s one of the dramas that you just must watch heading into kdrama 

boys over flowers 

well if you know anything about kdrama you’ve prolly heard of boys over flowers. if not, you’re in for a ride

it’s the kdrama that EVERYONE knows and has seen

the heirs is basically the same as this btw but this is the original

a group of elite boyz and this one poor girl and she falls for the rich boi

it’s much more complicated than that

playful kiss

this drama :)))

typical cold popular boy falls for dumb girl honestly she’s so dumb it kills 

basically this girl’s house crumbles after an earthquake (only her house bc it’s crap lol) and so they move into the guys house bc their parents are super close together

it’s so so funny lol and it’s very lighthearted through the entire drama 

it’s one of my faves you gotta watch it 

it’s okay that’s love

this man is a mystery writer and a radio dj. he meets a psychiatry student and they both fall in love but man they got problems of their own. he’s got an obsession and she also has an issue psychology wise 

it’s comedy but it’s also not at times it’s good 

the characters make it so entertaining once again kwang soo is in it 

what stuck out is the interesting plotline 

princess hours

so basically this normal high schooler gets to marry this cold hearted crown prince and they start off w a really weird relationship but then you see how the two of them grow together 

it’s so weird and funny 

the leads are very cute even though theyre super awkward at times

the guys are super hot so like yeah  

personal taste

another cold man warm hearted girl 

the girl thinks that he’s gay so she takes him up as a roommate 

it’s funny and it’s got lee min ho 

the second lead actors are kinda annoying but you can deal 

hi! school love on

this is one interesting drama let me tell ya 

it’s not as popular but it’s pretty good 

this angel becomes a human in order to save someone

it’s interesting bc you’d never find this kind of drama  

the actors and actresses are very cute 

it’s a cute innocent kind of show 

to the beautiful you 

oh this drama 

another cute kind of drama filled w delicious looking boys

this girl goes to a boys school and pretends to be a boy 

she falls in love w this guy who is super athletic but also cold hearted 

heartstrings

it’s set in an art university and it’s about pursuing your dreams

a music kind of kdrama 

good music in here obviously 

the lead actor is hot 

he is also cold god i love cold guys 

cheese in the trap

another cold guy drama heh 

basically this guy that has it all (looks money etc) has a dark side to him and he falls for this girl who is poor but she is v smart and he tries to help her 

it’s pretty interesting i dont think it’s similar to the normal kdrama 

cute actors everywhere 

emergency couple 

this is one funny drama 

it’s got song ji hyo from running man she’s perfect 

basically the two main actors were once married but then they divorced and years later they end up working in the same hospital 

there’s sls in this so be careful 

it’s a medical kind of comedy drama 

you who came from the stars

one of the most popular kdramas and highly highly rated globally

it’s quirky in the beginning but it’s worth it trust me 

this alien crashes on earth during joseon dynasty and he lives till modern day 

he’s perfect and all his senses are like 4x better than humans 

he meets this stuck up snobby actress and the rest is history 

the heirs

basically the same as boys over flowers (see above) except it’s not so dragging and the annoying parts/concepts aren’t in this one 

the actors are all cute and you’ll fall in love w so many people

the master’s sun 

this one is precious to me 

it’s got the best ost ever it’s so good 

this girl is able to see ghosts and they always bother her 

one day she meets this guy that is able to get rid of the ghosts when she touches him 

so she comes off as a stalker bc she’s always trying to touch him to get rid of the ghosts

this is so original and every episode is interesting 

it’s funny and you’ll love the secretary. the old man is the best 

my princess 

this normal average girl ends up being a princess after secrets of her birth come out and this man who is v successful gives everything up in order to serve and protect her bc of his grandfather’s creed 

it’s a typical kdrama but it’s good and it’s super cute 

you’ll love the main lead he’s so handsome and the drama is v cute

you get to watch how an average girl starts from the bottom and works her way up to become a princess 

secret garden

you will not watch a kdrama like this ever trust me 

basically this cold rich guy and this cool stunt lady meet at this weird place and drink some weird potion and the next day they switch bodies 

they randomly switch bodies and it’s super funny and weird and so they have to deal w each other 

it’s funny and it’s v interesting 

another one of the super highly rated dramas 

suspicious partner

an ongoing drama rn but it’s so good omo

this girl in training to be a prosecutor breaks up w her bf and later on is the suspect for murdering her ex. the main lead actor (my bae ji chang wook) is a prosecutor and he is able to save her but risks his job (it’s ok he builds his own firm) 

all the characters are super fun and quirky and this drama will make you laugh and will make you feel scared at times but it’s a real mystery and comedy and it’s super good 

good drama to make your friends watch for the first time. i did it w a girl who didnt think she’d like kdrama and she watched 17 episodes in one night soooo 

no annoying love triangles 

fight my way 

also an ongoing drama 

this is such an inspirational drama

a group of friends that once had dreams when they were younger are now working in average jobs and they live off of their paychecks. they still want to pursue their dreams even though it seems to be too late for them

it’s so so so funny and the main actor is so hot 

this drama is just perfect in itself 

it depicts real life REAL life!! it stays away from typical kdrama scenes and honestly this one will move you 

strong woman do bong soon 

highly rated kdrama 

the actors are so so cute 

and when i say cute i mean they are the definition of cute 

it’s a hilarious drama that’ll make you cry w tears 

this girl has superwoman strength and she becomes this rich guy’s bodyguard but it’s much more complicated than that 

she’s out to get the bad guys 

this girl is so independent you will love this drama if you’re sick and tired of the typical helpless damsel in distress

hwarang 

HOT HANDSOME BOYS EVERYWHERE

it’s a historic drama but it’s good

this no name guy goes to the capital and his best friend was just murdered so he’s out for revenge but little does he know he ends up being a part of the elite group of hwarang boys that are built to protect the kingdom 

the bromance is stronger than the romance and you will love the bromance trust me 

the SLS is really strong in this one so watch out 

sorry im too excited but the boys in this drama are all perfect and so cute

there’s a lot of secrets in this one 

healer 

another ji chang wook drama he’s so hot 

this is centered around a case that has a lot of secrets. it’s a big mystery and this man is trying to go after people related to this case in order to solve the mystery

you got a fighter boy who has a history himself and he meets this chill girl

she’s a strong independent woman and you will love the action in this drama 

everything about this drama is good 

you’re all surrounded

such a quirky funny drama

a group of people (best squad ever) are all detectives and theyre out to catch the bad guys 

a different case every time and you would think there’s no comedy but trust me there’s lots 

the characteres are all super funny and loving 

she was pretty 

first of all major SLS so fall for the right boy 

this girl that used to be super pretty turns “ugly” and then glows up again

the main lead used to be a super ugly and chubby boy but he would comfort the girl all the time 

they were supposed to meet up but he thought this pretty girl was her bc he didn’t think she would look that ugly 

it’s a funny drama and youll like all the characters

the ost is really good 

oh my venus 

oh man this drama 

similar to she was pretty, the girl has a major glow up

she also used to be the shit when she was younger but when she grew up she became really fat

this guy who is super successful ends up taking her in and helping her change into the person that she wants to be 

it’s funny and it’s a sexy and hot drama 

they’re super cute but man they really got it goin this couple 

kill me heal me 

orgjoiwejfor first of all if youre reading this and you havent watched it already, watch this. 

before i get to the plotline, lemme tell ya, this drama has all the genres. it’s a real comedy and mystery and it’s just perfect

SO. this man has DID (dissociative identity disorder) also known as multiple personality disorder. he has seven personalities that haunt him and in order to try to suppress it, he hires a personal psychiatrist 

this is such a good drama you will laugh and cry and it’ll get you 

w 

lol this is gonna sound weird but trust me it’s good 

this popular comic series ends up turning into real life when the girl gets sucked into the comic and basically she’s livin a fake life in a comic

it gets complicated when the plot of the comic becomes real life and the villain is out to get them 

it’s super complicated bc this girl is literally falling for a cartoon character who isn’t real but this one is another must watch 

it won’t be boring at all during the episodes 

oh my ghostess

this is another drama that is super good 

this ghost takes people’s body and controls them and one day she takes this quiet and very introverted girl’s body 

she ends up being stuck in it and it sounds bad but throughout the drama, the ghost and the girl help each other in order to get what they want 

goblin 

boi idk how i forgot to add this drama

this is def another one of those dramas where you’ll be like wtf is this plot what is this drama bc it’s just so…. interesting

the second lead male actor and other supporting actors are super cute omg i die 

the ost is good too mmmm

alright get ready for another complicated plot… so the main character, kim shin is a v honorable general and the young king is jealous so he kills him. buT GUESS WHAT! this bih comes back alive as a goblin so he basically lives an immortal life. so fastforward to oh you know like 900 years, he’s looking for his human bride who is the only one who will be able to release his curse so that he can turn into ashes and stop living (the guys done w earth he’s been on for too long) 

so yeah then the goblin saves this pregnant lady and she dies but the baby lives and the baby grows up with the ability to see ghosts and bc she was supposed to die, grim reapers look for her 

i dont wanna hit u w too much plot so yeah go watch it it’s good

let me know what you guys think of the dramas and feel free to message me if you wanna know more about something :) i promise im nice 

[rnjmnster]

get to know me tag~ (#3)

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

Tagged by: @jinkimon​ thank you for tagging me! 😘

some of these are literally me just bs-ing around cause my life is a joke.

THE LAST: 1. Drink: caramel iced coffee 2. Phone call: my sister 3. Text message: my sister​ 4. Song you listened to: shine forever; monsta x 5. Time you cried: last wednesday cause genius min yoongi ended 2017 festa by releasing so far away jin & jk version

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: almost did but i didn’t (also that was in middle school so nah) 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed any one before so can’t relate ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (waiting for namjoon’s and jungkook’s kisses jk jk) 8. Been cheated on: yeah, cheated out of a happy childhood and life in general 9. Lost someone special: yeah, luhan who left exo 10. Been depressed: i am right now 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: of course but only occasionally cause i somewhat know how to pace myself 😜😜

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: black, purple, red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: yes mutuals on here! 16. Fallen out of love: no cause namjoon is the love of my life. 17. Laughed until you cried: always 18. Found out someone was talking about you: probably the admins of that net i use to be a part of…(told yall i’ll still be pissed and salty) 19. Met someone who changed you: yes, jung hoseok cause with him in my life, i’m not so sad and depressed as much anymore 20. Found out who your friends are: yes 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: lmao nah son these kisses are reserved for namjoon and jungkook ALL OF BTS oKAY

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: beats me 😬 23. Do you have any pets: when you have a house full of loud, screaming little siblings and could potentially harm (or worse, kill) the pet, no 24. Do you want to change your name: i did. i’m bernard smith on fb now for the next 60 days 25. What did you do for your last Birthday: sadly, i worked cause gotta get that cash money for bts merch but my coworkers attempted to sing happy birthday to me every hour. 26. What time did you wake up: 5:25 am everyday of the week for work at 6 am. rip 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: reading jungkook s i n 28. Name something you can’t wait for: not being sad and depressed anymore 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: sometime in the middle of may 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: to tell my middle/high school self to being a pushover, to stand up for yourself 31. What are you listening right now: new beginning; astrid holiday 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: change that o to an i then yes i have 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: everything tbh  34. Most visited Website: tumblr

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME 35. Mole/s: i have a lot and i don’t keep track of them  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 36. Mark/s: pretty vague question cause does this mean scars or birth marks? 37. Childhood dream: a veterinarian 38. Haircolor: black 39. Long or short hair: short but i’m trying to grow it out again 40. Do you have a crush on someone: …all of bts,,, 41. What do you like about yourself: look…the person who hates you the most is yourself but the person who loves you the most is also yourself so I LOVE ME, MYSELF, AND I OKAY 42. Piercings: all on my ears 43. Bloodtype: i like to believe i have o type cause my mom does but tbh i don’t have a clue  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 44. Nickname: lils from my close friends 45. Relationship status: heart eyes for the rest of my life for all of bts 46. Zodiac: libra 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: if we’re talking about kdramas here then the moon that embraces the sun, goblin, and weightlifting fairy kim bokjoo 49. Tattoos: yes and i did them myself cause i wanted to test out stick n poke tattoos (Y I K E S 😬 I KNOW) but don’t do this at home, kids. just a tiny ellipsis on my wrists and arm. 50. Right or left hand: right 51. Surgery: no 52. Hair dyed in different color: yes. red, pink, purple, blue, and blond 53. Sport: just running up a flight of stairs has me worn out 55. Vacation: lmao i wish 56. Pair of trainers: i think i got 3 pairs

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: i didn’t eat anything at all today,,, 58. Drinking: WATER cause hong joshua says to drink that 59. I’m about to: GO EAT OKAY. SO DON’T WORRY 61. Waiting for: namjoon to return home to me and into my arms 62. Want: to move out of the usa but i can’t 63. Get married: i’m already married to kim namjoon 64. Career: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: how about both 66. Lips or eyes: again, both 67. Shorter or taller: tall cause have you seen how tall namjoon is? tall 68. Older or younger: usually older or same aged as me. but if you’re a certain 97 liner boy with a cute bunny smile, i’ll date you 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: 😭😭😭 BOTH I’M SORRY OKAY 😭😭😭 71. Sensitive or loud: sensitive cause i hate loud noises but if you’re jung hoseok i’ll let it pass 72. Hook up or relationship: relationship 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: look these kisses exclusively for all of bts only 75. Drank hard liquor: always 😏😉 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: all the time 77. Turned someone down: i’m a cold hearted bitch~ 😉 also i gotta stay devoted and loyal to bts 78. Sex on the first date: with any member of bts then hell yeah jk no 79. Broken someone’s heart: lmao have i? 80. Had your heart broken: of course *side eyes Luhan* 81. Been arrested: no 82. Cried when someone died: do kdramas/animes/video games count cause yes 83. Fallen for a friend: one-sided, short-lived infatuations always occur to me 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: like i said before, the person who hates you the most and doesn’t believe you the most is yourself but the person who loves you the most and also believes you the most is also yourself so I LOVE AND BELIEVE IN ME, MYSELF, AND I OKAY 85. Miracles: idk 86. Love at first sight: well i guess cause the first time i saw luhan in exo’s debut teaser photos, i fell for him and i’m obviously still not over the fact that he left exo and broke my heart 87. Santa Claus: lmao the urban legend of that guy dressing up as santa claus and getting stuck and dying in the chimney much killed that for me 😭  88. Kiss in the first date: nah son 89. Angels: yeah yoon jeonghan and me cause we were born on cheonsa day aka october 4

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: there are no such thing as best friends 91. Eyecolor: a really dark brown 92. Favorite movie: FFVII Advent Children

if you already did this, then disregard this. if you haven’t go ahead and do it! it’s not required tho so you do you/whatever floats your boat. 😉

@trbld-writer @minmelly @2cool4skool-06-12-13 @ssconce @hearts-of-paper @starmy7 @taexquila @chimmy-joos @youmakemebacon (welp not 20 but oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

[survivorsolomonislands]

Episode 7 “a clusterf*ck of paranoia”- Daisy

WEFUC K WE  SDFEDSX JUST VTOTED OUT KAREN FUCK AND I'M TRYNA RALLY OUR SPIRTS SBACK UP AND THEN ISAAC STARTS REMOVIN PEOPLE'S GRASSY ASSES FUCK FUKFCJD FUFK FUCK WE FEDS THIS HAS GOT TO BE A FUCKING MERBE A MERGE AT 14 HOLY GOLLY GOSH GOOD MOLLY MOSH WHAT THE FUCKDJX FUCK FUCK FKPDSOF I NEEDED MORE TIME FRIFODKF FCK

(a little bit later)

I'VE BEEN DYING TO MEET JOHNNY AND I FINALLY DID AND HE'S FUCKING EVERYTHING I'VE EVER FUCKING WANTED IN LIFE HE CALLS ME HOMIE AND I SWEAR TO GOD HE'S NOT LIKE EVERY OTHER FRAT BOY YOU'VE MET HE'S BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO TRAVEL THE WORLD WITH HIM BUT I ALSO WANT TO KILL HIM AND STRANGLE HIM BUT I FUCKING LOVE EVERY SECOND OF THE EXPERIENCE I LOVE HOW MUCH I HATE HIM

https://youtu.be/JNaS_mOM3yY

first off rest in peace karen i thought you were supposed to be good since you play so much but.. i suppose the mighty power of the chicken wing is not a force in tumblr survivor. anywho, so we switched like everyone expected but for some reason everyone thought it was a fun idea to freak out and be like "omg is it merge???" "WHATS GOING ON" "I DONT UNDERSTAND" ctfu yall literally knew damn well what was happening. its final 14 like it aint rocket science. as for my tribe, ive said it before and i will say it again - I HATE PURPLE!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! it is just not flattering against my skin tone and that is literally my number one concern at the moment. that might insult those who play this game like its life or death but to me... this is a very big aspect of my luck in the game. every time (literally not even joking) i get some ugly ass color, im fucked thats just the way it is and the weird blue that luca insists is cyan - get a crayon set pls - was working just fine for me! i was slayyyyinngggg without doing anything meaningful which is all that matters to me since its really fun watching people go crazy while i just sit here eating my nuggets in the break room. current thoughts of my tribemates and fellow one worlders: johnny - king of making final 2's and being in a frat. a dumbass who spilled his entire game once we swapped and got ratted out the second he did. stupid stupid stupid! i need him as a number tho so i cant be hasty with my opinions tho so like a 6/10 dana - has a paper to write. thats all i got right now 4/10 l.a. - A LITERAL FUCKING GODDESSSSSSS! all of the rookies should be bowing at her feet for trying so hard to make them safe cause if i was her... they would get a stern talking to and no help at all (plus she can clearly count which is more than i can do). 100000000/10 luca - literally victor next (i dont actually think he is victor but this dude is seriously wack like i just do not understand why he had the need to call me a grandma when im not even that old? like where is the residential hag when i need her zzzz. also he said he likes skype emojis and then used the cactus emoji which victor also uses so clearly something fucked up is happening!!!!!!!!) 1-ish/10 mitchell - fake hoe next (tho i do love the flattery so i guess they are right in saying it gets you everywhere cause ya got a ticket right on the bottom - word of the wise btwwww, next time you play pls stop taking advice from ya eggs cause they clearly do not help just ask karen in prejury hehe) 1-ish/10 ryan - king of all things survivor. how has he not won a ts season.... 10/10 allie - is from florida so either an icon like me or is like cole tbd. as luca said, can "air hump" really well??? not really useful info but thats all i got so next??? aro - im the 1. next. daisy - i hate the smell of flowers :| next jacob - legend was tagged in some nice pictures on facebook recently so he can stay. matt - lmao next willow - our friend willow teas? what comes after 6.gif. next. i really do not like talking to people and sadly i must. tho i just finished this one kdrama and it was like 50 episodes and the dad died literally in the last half hour of the entire show.... im crying i really am HE WAS A GOOD FUCKING PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the world is so cruel and so harsh to the loving but so kind to the evil where did we go wrong :'( PPPPPPPS : [4/18/17, 11:29:35 PM] nancy.sweitzer: shut up trump supporter [4/18/17, 11:29:42 PM] nancy.sweitzer: i have receipts of you supporting trump BB i need some food to watch this with so lets have reward hm?

I'm both so happy and scared about this swap. BLESS ULAWA BEING GONE. THAT WAS THE WORST TRIBE. IT DOESN'T DESERVE TO EXIST. But yeah, a few people came to me and were like you carried that tribe and are amazing, and as nice as that is, YOU DON'T WANNA HEAR IT ON SURVIVOR. Cause now I have a huge target on my back for being a "challenge icon". I do not trust Daisy or Aro at all either so I'm worried they will gun for me, but they are both on the other tribe so that's a plus... Maybe, this one world thing doesn't help me there. Now I have to catch up with Jacob, and the rest of the alliance and see where we all stand. I'm trying to set something up with Johnny as well cause we sort of clicked at the start and I need people.

im too sick to carry on. i cant even see the light im too far gone

Hi MTV welcome to my own private corner of Hell. Seriously I guess my burning desire for some action really warranted this swap that put me in a terrible ass position. I love the One World beach because I can wave to literally every single person I was working with as they wear their Makira buffs with pride and I am stuck with all Rookies and Zak! The only people I know are Zak and Jacob, and Zak threw Daisy's name out and Jacob says he trusts Daisy so I can't even wrangle all my loose allies to form a little alliance. I'm just going to use my social game to earn favor with people like Willow and Allie so that I can maybe survive juuuuuust long enough to make it to the merge and reconnect with my homies. I'm sort of praying for a miracle, but I'm also going to do whatever I can to survive, and if that means throwing Jacob or Zak under the bus then so be it. I am scrambling like eggs in the morning. Hopefully I can convince people to target Aro for his wishy washy nature and because I have planted the seed that he has an idol, and honestly maybe he does, so I smell a blindside coming up, but if they're not willing to budge then I could be a dead boy walken.

Dana mom doesnt approve of the act of sending nudes but like I don't spread em like seeds in a pumpkin patch (like this swap is doing w my alliance tbqh) or anything not everyone gets to see the goods

(a little bit later)

All right binches here's the tea! Daisy has an idol, and is trying to get people to think aro has the idol bc he made up a lie about a fake idol that he doesn't have, which saved his ass a few rounds back, and Jacob and Allie are saying Aro is sketchy. NOW thats not what I like hearing because Aro is my husband and all, so automatically my Worry Senses are tingling as they usually are it would seem. What I'm tryna do is scrape together a me/willow/aro/Matt majority (since allie apparently doesn't trust aro so I can't trust her) but I suck at approaching people so it sucks that dana and Mitchell aren't on my tribe to help me :( but get for being the least experienced vet in tumblr left in this game I think I'm in a moderately decent position

Well Day 2 of NuNuTemoana is quite interesting, I'm starting to create scenarios that will hopefully put me in a good situation. A) NuNuMakira will throw the challenge and vote out Luca or LA and B) I create an alliance with Willow and Allie and we become the swing votes between Jacob/Daisy and Zak/Aro and if Daisy or Aro have idols they're shooting their bullets at each other and I've got a bulletproof vest. Fingers crossed.

I'm gonna model the rest of my game after Cirie bc boy does she have me fucked up seven ways to Sunday right-about-now o'clock Also I'm not gonna be home again after tomorrow until May except for one day in between so this whole new tribe/quickly approaching merge thing is gonna get really sad for me when I randomly just disappear forever :)

The past few days have been a whirlwind. From uncovering that dirty business with Matt to this One World swap, I find myself in a tribe in which I'm not sure if I can stay safe. It hurts that I can't compete in this next immunity too. I trust Johnny/LA, but as far as the rest? Question marks all over. I like Mitchell a lot, still haven't talked with Dana much, I have no clue about Ryan/Lexi but Johnny says Lexi is tight with him. So I'm really not sure what happens if we lose an immunity here, and winning challenges might be my only shot to stay in the game. So what happens next? No clue.

MMMMHMHMHMHMHMHM YES!!! Willow finally spilled the tea which confirmed our suspicions on Karen :))) now alls I need is Lexi to get the fuck out and I can be satisfied by outlasting all the snakes

So I've officially worked my way into an alliance with Allie and Willow, hopefully they're not playing me and we can actually work towards getting out Daisy or Aro. Now Mitchell wants me to get Daisy out so we can rope in Aro and Zak at the merge but I also have somewhat of a relationship with Jacob from nuTemoana and he seems to have a relationship with Daisy so I am hopefully safely in the middle of this tribe and will be deciding this vote, but there's also a large chance I'm gonna get squashed smack dab in the middle. I mean ideally we win immunity and the other tribe can get out LA or Luca which would be great. I need these rookie numbers thinned like the mints so that I have options if I'm in the merge. I have my Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. Alliance which is Ryan, Mitchell, and Dana, I have nuTemoana which is Johnny, Jacob, Lex, and Ryan, and I have a possible alliance with Allie, Willow, and Mitchell. Preferably I wanna work with Mitchell because I trust him the most so far. But of course none of these numbers I'm running in my head matter if I can't make it until the merge which is crazy to me.

i wasnt successful in covering up my misery. i dont even know why i said i could do it since the only thing on that entire menu (all of the drink choices included) i actually do enjoy is the oreos so who knows what i was thinking. im going to get voted out i really am

tag yourself. im luca saying he cant compete cause they use blue solo cups instead of red solo cups in his country. isaac is la's roommate not letting her use her waterbottle. andrew is ryan only having glass in his house. pippa is matt actually doing this. stefan is willow beating the crap out of me. IM GOING HOME

Well I couldn't get it done today and that's a little disheartening, I definitely feel like I could be in danger and when you have the chance to save yourself and don't do it it sucks. I guess now my focus is on playing this game for like the first time this season honestly, a lot of things are at stake in this tribal, there's idols there's alliances there's tribe swaps, there's beef in this game, and I feel like hopefully I can shift the attention towards Daisy vs. Aro, but there's also a lurking nuMakira alliance that might form and getting an Ulawa out wouldn't do anything in the long run but I need to play to make it so that I'm safe until tomorrow or else there won't even be a long run. I wanted to be in a position where I could run a marathon but instead I'm like running a relay race tribal to tribal. If I get rid of Daisy Jacob may lose trust in me and join a Makira alliance, but also maybe I'll just join the Makira alliance myself? I mean I told myself I would do what it takes to win, my obligations are to myself at this point, not Temoana not Makira, not Vets, but MESELF. Well who knows at this point what's gonna happen, hopefully my plan works.

MATT STFU CALLING ME OUT IN THE MAIN CHAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER! Literally your ass would not be in this game right now if I didn't win the challenge where we counted in our confessional. The plan was in play, you were going to be gone, we had the numbers, and now you're on a tribe where it's minority veterans, so hopefully Allie and Willow aren't idiots, and they just take out Matt because he's kind of an arrogant prick, but I'm sure that something sketchy is going to happen, and they're going to take out a rookie, probably Aro or Daisy since apparently they're being sketchy motherfuckers. Grrrrrrrr Matt needs to stfu. I still have quotes of him talking about LA, so I might use that to my advantage, but we'll see how this goes for now. I'm not ready for merge and these unpredictable motherfuckers in Allie and Willow.... I have no idea where either of their heads are at. As for my tribe right now, I'm 99% sure that Lex, Ryan and I are in the driver's seat on this tribe, with Luca, LA, Mitchell and Dana all wanting to work with us. I wouldn't mind losing to get rid of Dana, because I really really really want her out, simply because I haven't spoken to her as much, and I'd prefer to have good relationships with everyone once we get to merge, and I don't want anyone to think about taking me out of this game because I don't have a good enough relationship with them, so we'll see for now. Ryan hinted this morning that he'd prefer Mitchell to go home over Dana, but I want Dana to go home, and I wanna keep my brolationship with Mitchell for as long as I can. This is just fuel for fire I can use against Ryan if I have to, to get Mitchell to trust me, since according to Ryan, Mitchell is obsessed with me.. I also won the challenge for my tribe single handedly because I'm the king of this game, and no one is on my level strategically, socially or physically if we're being honest. I just need to NOT be known as that big threat once I get to merge. Time to just pit people against each other and throw shit and sound dumb like I always  do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fuck this is so nerve wracking. I hate that I'm at tribal again. And I've recently been really anxious about the fact that L.A. knows I have an idol, and just now I found out that a lot of people know that I have it. Which means L.A. has been telling people. Which also means that I'm kind of screwed. I want to get out Aro because I know how tricky he is and how terrible he is in challenges, but he has the idol and if he plays it I could very well be going home. Plus I'm realizing that I don't really have any solidified alliances with a lot of these people so I could easily be targeted, especially since they think I have an idol. Honestly part of me just wants to play it tonight and get rid of it and get it off my back. Or give it to someone. But if I give it to someone, then other people will still think I have it and I'll still be a target. I could try to split the votes, but that seems kind of aggressive and I don't want to make myself a target if I'm not one already. Ugh, fuck. I wish I had someone to talk this over with.

(a little bit later)

Whew I know I just submitted but I have so many thoughts right now. Aro seems to think things are gonna go along tribe lines and it's gonna be me and him as swing votes. Willow brought up Aro's name to me. I'm nervous that Willow maybe brought up his name to make me feel more secure about it, and maybe I'm the target. Maybe Aro is right and things are gonna go along past tribe lines but I don't really want to work with him. Maybe I could try to split the votes between me and Aro and I'll play my idol and get rid of it. That would be dumb though, right? I hate that we have so little time and that like, no one is online right now. It's so hard to plan. Jacob told me he cast his vote for Aro because he only had a couple minutes before he had to leave and he wouldn't be gone. So theres gonna be at least one vote for him. Unless everyone is lying to me. Fuck I'm so paranoid right now, but I don't know how to figure out if its just paranoia or if there's actually something there. Also I'm trying to seem invested in planning out the vote with Aro so that he doesn't think I'm targeting him, but he could also quote me to others and make them think I'm targeting them. So now it seems like I have Willow, Matt, Jacob, and Allie all voting for Aro with me. Aro wants to target a vet and apparently he's close with Zakriah which means we may want to divert Zakriah too so that he doesn't leak to Aro and have him play an idol. But now I'm worried by suggesting that we divert Zakriah I'm playing too aggressively. Ugh. Aro said he's gonna talk to the rookies and see who they would rather vote for, I told them I'm trying to divert him so that they're not confused or surprised that he says I wanna vote for a vet when I already targeted him. This is a lot to deal with, and we don't have a lot of time. Tbh this confessional is a clusterfuck of paranoia.

Okay so I'm out with friends and don't have time to write a real confessional but I don't wanna get a strike. So if I get home in time I'll write a real confessional yeah

I think for the first time in Survivor history one of my plans is actually working, it seems that Daisy is totally sold that Aro is going and voting me and it's awesome if she ends up getting blindsided as intended. Jacob is getting two votes because he sucks and I want him to know he should be worried, he threw my name out, and he's untrustworthy, even after like I pretended like i was interested in his crush that he talks about at least once a day, it's almost more satisfying knowing that I can flip and get him out if I really wanted to. In fact I have my choice to vote Daisy, Aro, or Jacob, and if I'm not getting played that wold mean I've spun this terrible swap into a great spot for myself, and I love it. See what happens when I get a chance to really play?

I am so screeeeewed. So basically everyone except Daisy and Jacob wants to vote for Daisy but I am about 90% sure this is bs and I am getting set up for a big blindside. Well, it wont really be a blindside now but rip me

Okay so I only really have 13 mins to type out a fuck ton of information. This vote is crazy, so much has happened and we only had a few hours to strategize for this tribal. Anyway originally me and Allie were thinking about voting Daisy bc she told LA she has an idol, but then LA sent screenshots of Aro's idol. So I was panicking for a moment bc I thought it was real, but I talked to people, and he was probably really desperate, so i think were sticking to voting out Aro. I'm just typing out the short version of what actually happened, bc I don't have a lot of time, but basically me and Allie are the swing votes and I hope everything goes as planned.

As we near tribal Im starting to get the teeniest glimmer of hope. Willow, Allie and Matt seems to be pretty interested in working with me. If it goes according to plan its going to be 3 votes Daisy, 2 votes Jacob and 2 votes me. However Im still about 80% sure that Im going to get blindsided tonight so fingers crossed