#i have decided that im just gonna name them after the names of polish native flora and fauna

[vanilllaicecream]

ive tried to watch skam to 'forbedre' my norwegian, i since failed because it was a snorefest

so i've decided to watch something that is on par with my hyperfixation and exactly describes my experiences here

LILYHAMMER

(me wearing my norge sweater and trying to look native as possible)

ok so im gonna yap so warning

tw me being awfully rude to norwegians and making fun of them

i watched only ep1 and 2 so ill update it when I have the time ok lessgo

naming it lilyhammer after his dog is funny asf (i can make a joke about my city but i'll prob dox myself)

seeing silvio from sopranos made my life better love you silvio

the train scene is so true, i hate the boys here i can't explain how uninteresting they are (rude, look dirty with them low waisted pants, they way they talk and how they are so... je ne sais que... lazy)

i also hate nav and im grad that ill never step there in the near future... awful way of treating foreigners, especially of they don't know any languages (case with my uncle and dad who had to manage with just broken english - our country was only sunny beach and drugs to nordmann ig)

also about nav, it's a very shit way to get a dnummer and if you need one just straight up tell them like I had to go and talk weeks in skatetatten and then poof i gottit

next up - norskkurset (the bane of my existence) and that nav guy is so disgusting like ugh, so i haven't been in jobbsøkerkurs so idk how is it but my uncle says it's just telling you how to not act and be norwegian as possible

its interesting how everyone knows eachother (i thought lillehammer was bigger?)

the hospital scene is so true bc my fam ofter has problems with the hospital and atp we've probably cursed the whole industry in norway (very dumb people despite having high education)

also everyone talking to silvio in norwegian and him answering in english is so me (i try but it's so hard ans they mostly look me the wrong way)

also... having slavic immgrants is always funny to me (seeing every 3rd person being polish/ukrainian)

silvio knowing norwegian for 2 days is so unrealistic to me but hey it is a comedy (someone show him karense rq)

tbh i love this show pls don't flame me

biker gangs are so funny to me cuz they can't even have mafia here, the rules are to strong

bulling is so strange-ly handled here tf you mean we gotta handle this by talking my parents will tell me to beat the shit outta them (my teacher too)

ok rant done norwegians please don't hate me i love svineribbe, i love jul and i certainly love when stores have the same fucking three colors for clothes ok??

also, im glad to live here, no i will not move, but goddamn please listen to us when we say your county has a big discrimination problem

[blyszczopies]

my phone notes app hates me for having a note with 277 possible names for my warriors story that i might never even write