#i have a sketch version that i also like. but tumblr dies on me every time i try to upload it.

[nikoisme]

hiii @dootznbootz i was bored so i wanted to draw your penelope :D (or at least try to) i think she'd be a bit younger here abahhsjshsj

Bonus:

[fandomsoda]

Personal project masterpost

Alright so I have realized all my stuff is too much for the pinned post but I can make this masterpost and update it periodically. This will include: links to intro posts/refs, links to doodles/additional official art, and the given hashtags for each individual thing. Fan art/asks with art and most text posts will not be linked here, but you can search my blog/tumblr by the official tags in order to find stuff. Note: for additional small things such as fun facts about characters not on their official refs, check out the “#oc factoids and asks” tag and search with the tag of the given character/project. Yeah sorry you have to do some digging yourself, I can’t update this post every single time I make something new. Anyway let’s just jump into it. Last updated: 8/6/24 (d/m/y)

Omega Lab (#omega lab au, #omega lab)

Ref sheets for all mainline characters (Test’s tags: #test!sans, #test omega lab | Glow’s tags: #glowstick!sans, #glowstick omega lab | Tizzy’s tags: #tizzy!sans, #tizzy omega lab | Bio’s tags: #biohazard!sans, #biohazard omega lab)

Tizzy and Biohazard doodle

Glowstick and Test doodle

promotional piece

dynamic elaboration drawings

Sanses in alt subcultures (#alt sanses my beloveds) [casually known as Altverse but that is NOT its official name, do not tag it as such.]

Also the official tag is what you can use to browse MY blog. It’s not a title either. Just tag your art with the characters included.

Pastel goth!Dream (#pastel goth!dream sans)

additional Dream drawing

Alt!Killer (#alt!killer sans)

Classic 2000’s emo!Nightmare (#emo!nightmare sans)

NM pixel doodles

Scene!Ink (#scene!ink sans)

scene!Ink pixel doodle

Scene!Ink’s small psa

scene!Ink featured in my 2023 Inktobertale

Scenemo!Cross (#scenemo!cross sans)

Because things are often misinterpreted with this AU, it has its own clarifications tag. “#alt utmv clarifications” is the tag, if you’re ever wondering something about it then check there. If one of those posts doesn’t have an answer, just feel free to ask me yourself.

Robo-Ink aka Oil (#robo ink, #oil!ink sans, #robot!ink sans)

Based entirely on the simple (initially joke) proposition: “alternate multiverse where everything is the same except Ink is a robot”. Oil hails from a whole separate multiverse just like the usual one, accept for him being the way he is. Slightly different in personality, but you only really realize it when putting the two characters in the same interaction. Either way, he is my pride and joy and a great project so far.

No ref sheet currently exists for this character

initial conceptualization sketches

full-body further conceptualization sketch dump

more anatomy elaboration

Faeverse (#faeverse, #faeverse au) [please read info]

Ok so Faeverse isn’t actually entirely my creation, it’s a shared project with me and @dinosaurzzz. I’m just the lead character designer and artist, I don’t own it. Faeverse is a retelling of Underverse with a twist of Xvials and fae folklore from various cultures. Some things are critically changed in this au, so I’m begging you, if you’re going to make fan content, to read ALL OF THE INFO we have about it, including the masterpost about a core character Dino made which is linked in the below ref sheet.

Fae!Ink ref sheet (#fae!ink sans, #leánnan sídhe!ink sans)

Very pretty Fae!Ink doodle sheet

Omega!Cross (#omega!cross) [on hiatus]

Omega!Cross is a half-wolf version of Cross who was inspired by the works of some of the other creators in my general orbit, for posts featuring him interacting with the other 6 wolf!Cross’s, check out #wolf!cross gang shenanigans!

this project is currently on standby due to the stress I get when creating it. There may be the occasional thing here and there but for now don’t expect any big additions to Omega’s story. It’s a mess right now.

Omega!Cross ref sheet

just some expressive doodles

his canonical identities!

Design clarification text post

design clarification doodle

full doodle sheet 1

Canon height diagram

lore teaser

R34L17Y_D3C4Y (#r34l17y d3c4y, #reality decay)

R34L17Y_D3C4Y (pronounced “reality decay”), or R_D for short, is an Undertale alternate multiverse where all outcodes, multiversal beings, or beings that have been separated from their original universes gain weirdcore designs and qualities. I started it over on my Reddit but am moving it here.

Explanation/lore post

Fresh’s ref (#reality decay!fresh)

Wink’s ref [Ink] (#wink reality decay, #wink r34l17y d3c4y, #wink!ink sans, #rd!ink sans, #reality decay!ink sans, #wink rd)

Spinner’s ref [Error] (#spinner reality decay, #spinner rd, #spinner r34l17y d3c4y, #spinner!error sans, #rd!error sans)

Blossom’s ref [Dream] (#blossom reality decay, #reality decay!dream sans, #blossom!dream sans, #rd!dream sans, #blossom rd)

Annulus (#annulus sans, #annulus!sans)

silly one-off OC of mine

ref sheet/info post

Miscellaneous utmv ship kids

Dagger Striper [Killer x Ink] (#dagger striper)

Brightspex [Ink x Dream x Cross] (#brightspex)

Homestuck fantrolls

Gradient blood trolls concept post/initial art of my primary fantrolls (#gradientblooded trolls)

Primary three fantrolls sprite post (Spiral’s tag: #spiral circus | Orbovo’s tag: #orbovo weaver | Rodiea’s tag: #rodiea lassos)

[epicswagdivorceguy1]

OK! here's some of my dragon ball ocs. under a readmore because i um. talked a lot LOL

despite the fact i spend every day thinking about her, i actually only have like. one. digital drawing of cuco so! you're getting a bunch of sketches of her instead

she was my first dragon ball oc, and her original reference was my very first post on tumblr! i love her very much <3 even though she's a horrible person LOL. she's honestly just a typical saiyan, just living to conquer planets for the frieza force and beat people to death (which is an activity she takes a lot of joy in). she dies in the destruction of planet vegeta, but that doesn't stop me from putting her in situations. i think she was also the first in a long line of buff butch lesbian ocs who are awful people

tamo and pelas are two of my time patrollers in xenoverse 2! all i have are mspaint doodles of them. here's a comic i made last year of them. pelas is the angry one and tamo is the one with sunglasses (the two in the corner are plasta and kerry- i'll talk about them in a moment)

tamo is a saiyan who loves pissing people off and generally being very annoying (she's also a huge coward who will dip from a fight if she's losing, which is very often because she always starting shit LOL). she's childhood friends with my icejin time patroller, popsicle. they're both pictures here + a solo sketch of her. she looks a lot cooler than she actually is

pelas is a majin who used to be evil or something and then got her ass beat and only joined the time patrol to save her ass. she's incredibly cruel and angry. she's always telling people to kill themselves and shit lmao

together these two feed off each others worst impulses, tamo is always goading pelas into getting pissed off and trying to attack her (so they can spar! yay! also she thinks its funny). pelas completely despises tamo and honestly wants to kill her (and probably has tried)... but at the same time she kind of loves having someone around who she can just be mean to (who won't report her to hr for death threats and bullying). she'd never admit this though.

also i did that enemies chart with them a month or so back! i'd change a couple things now but i think it gives a good idea of what their dynamic is still lol

plasta, popsicle, kerry, and walla are my other time patrollers. i like to imagine them, and pelas and tamo, all hanging out lol. here's some mspaint and sketchbook doodles of them (also gogeta is there in the last one)

they're all featured in the second pic, in it's: kerry and walla at the top, plasta, tamo, and pelas in the middle, and popsicle is at the bottom (he's a short king).

plasta is a weird looking earthling, who is either an android or a parasite that took over a human body.. IDK.. SORRY.. i need to develop her more. they seem pretty serious and focused but honesty it's pretty nervous a lot of the time. she is just a normal woman, okay. here's a drawing of her from last year

popsicle is an icejin/frieza race or whatever. he's just really nice and upbeat ^.^ has a very "i can fix them" vibe for everyone. he just wants people to be the best version of themselves! he's pretty emotionally intelligent and can intuit pretty well how people are feeling, but can be kinda nosy and overbearing even if he does mean well. i think hes fighting for his life to be tamo and pelas' couples counselor

kerry is a namekian who comes from some bog planet. my only thought while making them was bog monster LOL. they seem really intimidating, but they're actually a huge sweetheart. they're really passionate about farming and nature.

walla is a majin who loves wrestling! she's a huge showman-type, and treats fighting like it's, well, a show haha. he is also a catgirl. i made her on a whim so he's kinda underdeveloped.

ALSO here's my one single splatoon oc who has a reference (even if it's messy and like a year old.

they're emo and think turf wars are stupid, they'd much rather go paint stuff.

OK THAT'S ALL!!!! THANK YOU FOR READING ALL THE WAY THROUGH!!!!!!!

You should post about your OCs!

(eyes shoot open) I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS ITS LIKE A MONTH OLD IM SO SORRY. but youre right i SHOULD post about my ocs

[thewheezingbubbledragon]

It Is Done

After a week and a half of working, designing, and occasionally shrieking bc y'all are amazing, I have completed the DC OCs aka us but like we fight bad guys instead of colds.

As always, click for better resolution and ask me in my DMs or in my asks if you can use the art before taking it. ALSOALSOALSO everyone I drew will get the transparent image file of their character!

INTRODUCING THE MAGNIFICENT MARVELOUS MINOR SUGAR RUSHES

INTRODUCING OUR MAIN CAST:

@theatreandcomicfreak aka The Hawklett (or Nightengale to the public) (maybe leader? Idk who would be in charge.)

And the alt. name:

This one was incredibly fun to work on and my favorite part was the chest plate / ragged detailing oj the cape/gloves. I dont know why the color scheme works but it does so imma just walk away and pretend I knew what I was doing.

NEXT UP:

@weird-pale-blonde-person aka Alacrity!

Hands down one of my favorite designs/poses of the whole lot. Probably because @weird-pale-blonde-person designed the suit herself (everyone go follow her shes amazing and I would die for her) and put hours of her life researching the backgrounds, powers, and names of every speedster character in the DCEU to make Alacrity a unique figure! Seriously girl youre insane and I love you

NEXT WE HAVE...:

@evil-elf16 aka Enyo!

One of the most difficult poses to sketch out. I spent like an hour trying different poses and styles to get it to work properly and OH BOY AM I HAPPY WITH HOW THIS TURNED OUT!!! Thank you a million times over for liking the Red Hood design it just sparked my creativity. This was one of the quickest outfit sketches I did aside from Alacrity's bc something just clicked when you said that. God himself was like '+25 to your next inspiration roll' and I just about died.

NEXT UP IS:

@myblacknightworld aka Cain!!

This pose took me the longest to finalize. I went through so many variations and eventually settled on one that was close enough to my original sketch to be frustrating but different enough to be good. Also handsdown one of my favorite outfits that I made. ALSO YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE I WOJLD DIE FOR YOU. Also, also, I realized it looked oddly like Hawkeye's outift and I cried inside but like.... I still love it okay?

YET ANOTHER ONE WHOOP:

@rogueinkglitch aka Crow Ranger!!

I hated the colors for the first hour of its existence, tweaked one (1) and was suddenly fine. This is what I signed up for when I decided to become an artist, isnt it? This one was SO FUN TO SKETCH bc the wings had SO MANY POSSIBILITIES to make the whole drawing seem more flowy!! I would never have thought up this design for a superhero alone and I love it to bits. (Also your face took so long to draw bc it had to be R I G HT DANGIT I REFUSE TO GET YOUR FACE WRONG YOU'RE TOO HANDSOME AIIGHT?!?!?) Also youre the ONLY boy here. It's amazing. Also one of the taller people?!??!

AND FINALLY:

C'est moi. @thewheezingbubbledragon aka Lady Ataraxia (Or Orchid to the public)

This one... Look I dont draw me often. This was a Struggle(tm) and 90% of this was on ghe fly BUT i finally got it done and i like this version MUCH better than the last one!! How much of a Struggle? I spent 2 hours working out a 3 color pallette and altered 2 of them, added 4 more, and didnt use one at all. I'm the tallest one here. It's amazing and hysterical. I'm almost 5'9" and not a single one of you is over 5'5". It's glorious.

(And hey if any of y'all are interested: I have an Instagram where I'll be posting these (with everybody's permission) as well as a million open commission slots! My instagram is @ commissionimpossible and I'll be opening a commissions tumblr in a few days, hence the @ signature in all the pictures. So yeah, if you like this and want to commission me: send me a DM and we can negotiate on prices, tiers etc! Or e-mail me at commission.impossible.official@gmail.com!!)

All in all one of the greatest projects i have EVER worked on and i met a bunch of beautiful, amazing, caring people. I would willingly die for all of them.

Here's a link to the original post that imspired it!! (I highly reccommend skimming through the notes if youre on a dryspell for inspiration. These people are hilarious, imaginative, and a pure blessing.)

Sorry if I didnt draw your character, I was kinda busy and I only had time for 5 (technically 6 since i didn't count myself bc I am veddy schtupid) but maybe at some point in the future i can do more? In any case THANK EVERYONE WHO LET ME DRAW THEIR CHARACTERS SO MUCH THIS WAS AN AMAZING EXERCISE IN DIFFERENT BODYTYPES, HAIRSTYLES, FACES, AND CHARACTER DESIGN!!!!!!!!!

[toomuchchelsea]

MASTERLIST

So, I know some of you haven’t been able to access the masterlist on the tumblr app on your phones and I’m trying to figure out how to solve that issue.

For now, enjoy this up-to-date masterlist in post form!

*also didn’t realize how much mase and chris content there is but wowza, I am both elated and terrified by it, so thank you for sending in amazing requests that I love to write💙

TAMMY ABRAHAM

telling tammy you’re pregnant

tammy taking care of you after you overwork yourself

you getting shy and hiding behind tammy when he introduces you as his girlfriend to his mates

KEPA ARRIZABALAGA

you and kepa babysitting eden’s kids (part 1)

you and kepa get pregnant and eden’s so happy (part 2)

supporting kepa during a bad game

kepa getting his wisdom teeth taken out and being all needy on you

kepa waking up before you to clean up the flat after a party and waking you up with cuddles

kepa whistling at you after seeing you in a hot dress and the Spain NT guys tease him about it

exhaustedly falling asleep on top of kepa after you two return home from a friend’s wedding

sneaking out of a sleepover you and kepa host to go get some food in the middle of the night

trying to do an assignment in bed but kepa keeps distracting you with kisses and cuddles

kepa being squishy with you and getting teased by his teammates

TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD

dating trent includes

trent seeing you in a depressive state

riding trent (smut)

you get in a fight with trent, find comfort in a teddy he gave you and let hendo lecture him and telling him to fix it

getting into an argument with trent during a night out and not wanting to go in the car with him so you say you’ll walk but he refuses to leave you there

falling asleep after trying to stay up to surprise trent with some sexy lingerie

trent wakes you up from a bad nightmare

trent’s turn-ons and kinks (smut)

MARCO ASENSIO

being in a flirty friendship with marco before you two finally admit your feelings for each other

you and marco playing a dumb game of “who can last the longest without talking to the other person” while you have friends over

you and marco being all cuddly and squishy and getting teased by friends

having a pillowfight with marco at a friends’ sleepover

hide and seek with marco and his teammates

you and marco buying stuff at the shops for your visit to eden’s house

DOMINIC CALVERT-LEWIN

DCL coming home to find you in bed facing away from him wearing his jersey with his name on the back and a pair of panties

jealous DCL

losing DCL in a crowd and getting panicky and scared

first time having sex with DCL (smut)

DCL getting protective over you when someone hits on you at the club

BEN CHILWELL

dating chilly includes

ERIC DIER

you’re a famous singer and you announce your relationship with eric after a match

OLIVIER GIROUD

arguing with olivier after he believes he played a bad game

EDEN HAZARD

you and eden aren’t allowed near each other during RM movie nights but you two always sneak around anyway

traveling with the team and eden is a big fan of airport pda

snowball fight with eden and his teammates

falling asleep on eden’s lap at a sleepover

supporting eden during his first RM game with his sons

CALLUM HUDSON-ODOI

birthday sex with CHO

MATS HUMMELS

lazy winter mornings

REECE JAMES

you and reece getting set up on a date by friends

you and reece are friends but he realizes his feeling for you when you wear his jersey to one of his games

RUBEN LOFTUS-CHEEK

dating ruben includes

hide and seek with ruben and your chelsea mates

being on holiday with ruben and the paps snap pictures of you two on a boat

you’re a famous singer and you announce your relationship with ruben after a match

you meet ruben’s family for the first time

ruben dating a latina

having a baby boy with ruben who looks exactly like him

you’re a famous singer and ruben surprises you on karpool karaoke after not seeing you for a while

teasing ruben by flirting with his brother

you and ruben do a couples quiz for vogue

MASON MOUNT

dating mason includes

late night drives

walking in on mase watching porn (smut)

riding mason’s thigh (smut)

your and mason’s sex song (smut)

one of mason’s teammates walking in on you having sex (smut)

mason fucking you while you wear his jersey (smut)

dancing seductively with mason during a chelsea event

mason’s turn-ons

you get defensive when you see a girl trying to flirt with mase in the club

mason’s kinks

matching tattoos with mason

mason rapping “final fantasy” to you and he’s teasing case y'all fuck regularly to this song, and your friends are filming it

mason looking after you whilst you’re 8 months pregnant

mason catching you fingering yourself in the morning next to him (smut)

mason coming home to see you passed out with his hoodie on

overhearing mason call you missus during an interview

mason drooling over you in a bikini

mason getting jealous then protective when he sees a guy harassing you at the club

nutmegging mason in training and play-fighting with him as ruben films it all

fans noticing that mason’s lock screen is you and freaking out

mason gives you a necklace with his name on it and kisses it before every match

being late to pick mason up from training and he teases you but takes it too far

cheering mason up after he has a bad match

mason has a nightmare in which you died

taking care of mason following a bad match

mason whispering sweet nothings into your ear to help you fall asleep

mason proposes to you, even though a lot of fans think you’re both too young

mason not knowing you’re a good artist and completely in awe when he sneaks up on you and sees you sketching him

mason and your chelsea mates finding out you’re an amazing singer

mason and you jamming to kygo’s version of often in the car and ruben filming it for the world to see

fluffy and smutty playlists for mason (part 1) (part 2)

mason singing “no guidance” to you in the club and tammy catching the whole thing on film

mason always carrying you around on his back cause you’re tiny

babysitting with mason

first time with mase (smut)

you and mase play fighting and he accidentally gets a boner

you have a relapse

you leave nail marks on mason’s back and he gets teased by the lads

you and mase talking dirty and ruben teases you two about it

the morning after with mason

having big boobs and mase and the boys getting distracted by them

overhearing mason talk about you two being childhood sweethearts during the filming of a chelsea documentary

mason surprising you with a group trip to dubai for your birthday (smut)

mason wanting to put a red room in your new penthouse

ice skating with mason but you’re horrible so he’s teaching you

giving mason a lap dance to your sex song and then getting hot and heavy in the bathroom of the club (smut)

wearing matching pajamas with mason during a movie night with the boys

mason giving you his hoodie when he sees you shivering at dinner after a game

wearing a backless dress to a chelsea event and not noticing mason’s nail marks on your back

mason announcing your pregnancy in a celebration after scoring a goal in a match

mason surprising you on valentine’s day with rose petals all over your house

mason taking care of you when you’re on your period

always calling mason papi to tease him and being absolutely shook when he called you mamas/mami

getting into a car crash and mason finds out during a match

mason and you joining the mile high club on the chelsea jet (smut)

cuddles with mase, ignoring all the teasing coming from the boys

you and mason getting married abroad

mase giving you his blazer during a cold night out and giving you cuddles and kisses while you two chat with the lads

being in a clingy mood in the morning and not wanting mason to go to training

leaking at mason’s and he takes care of you

a player is being super pervy towards you and both you and mason shred him in half

mason celebrating his goal with you on the sidelines

mason and you go to your favorite artist’s concert

going ice skating with mason and he’s shocked at how incredible you are at it

mason eating you out (smut)

having a panic attack on the sidelines on a match and mason stops playing and runs over to you

a group of girls try to flirt with mason and insult you and he gets protective and goes off on them

mason being absolutely shocked when he hears you sing loudly for the first time

inside jokes with mason, you two always mumbling “kiss me” to one another anytime you want a kiss

fans loving how open you and mason are about your sex life when they see an interview where you two are asked about it

mason walking around the house without a shirt on and teasing the hell out of you

you having a thing for mason’s accent

mason talking to you at night to help with your insomnia

mason and you rapping and dancing wildly to a song in the car and tammy films it

the boys posting on their stories about you and mase falling asleep on each other

taking mason with you to get your nails done

mason teasing you at dinner with your dad and 7 brothers

mason giving you a back rub

you have a big ass and it distracts mason and the boys

being a good singer and going bowling + karaoke with mase and the lads

mason taking care of drunken you in your clingy + horny state

walking down the stairs in Mason’s shirt from last night and seeing him cooking you breakfast

you and mase aren’t allowed near each other during sleepovers with the lads but you try to sneak around it anyway

surprising mason with a puppy

being part of little mix and dating mason

being worried about mason getting injured during the chelsea-norwich game

mason being an exhibitionist (but make it funny)

fucking mason in a VS dressing room (smut)

mason gets seriously injured so you take care of him and hear him tell ruben “she’s the one I’m gonna marry”

having sex with mase while you’re pregnant (smut)

birthday sex with mase (his birthday) (smut)

dancing to jp cooper’s “the only reason” at your and mason’s wedding

inviting christian into the bedroom with you and mason (smut)

you being brought up in mason and declan’s roommate video

mason getting injured :(

mason having your name on his boots

mason wearing your uni hoodie while out running errands and he’s asked about it in an interview

you and mason “arguing” because you like spicy food and he doesn’t

you post a cutesy video of you and mason and it goes viral

telling mason you want an ice lolly to suck on and he says “I have something you can suck”

mason dedicating a goal to you by kissing his ring finger

sharing a photo of you and mase when you were younger and everyone is gushing over your relationship

trying to get mason to relax before a big game

you and mason are long distance but one day you surprise him with a house you bought for you two in london

you and mason dress up as bonnie and clyde for halloween

mason comforting you as you’re literally crying in pain

mason dancing close to you to hide your body from the gazes of creepy guys at clubs

mason secretly learning spanish so he can call you cute foreign nicknames

you accidentally post a video of mason whispering something dirty in your ear

declan noticing the love marks mason gave you on your hips and neck

mason playing with your fingers whenever he gets nervous

telling mason you’re pregnant on christmas day

mason helping you through bulimia

someone makes a racist remark about you being latina and mason stands up for you

drunk mase being super clingy + horny

mason taking care of you after you get drunk on a girls’ night out

you and mason fucking in a hotel room with tammy in the best next to you (smut)

tammy seeing your initial hickeys on mason’s chest

wearing mason’s chelsea jersey to support him during a match even though you’re a man u fan

you’re a singer and you cover ariana grande’s chrismas n chill, teasing mase with the more sexual songs

cockwarming with mason (smut)

mase and the lads watching you do the bushtucker trial on gogglebox

you being on i’m a celeb and getting your letter from mason

riding mason for the first time and it’s the best he’s ever had (smut)

CHRISTIAN PULISIC

dating chris includes

marriage with chris includes

chill day at home together

amusement park with friends

walking in on chris watching porn (smut)

señorita - shawn mendes

comforting puli after super cup loss

riding christian (smut)

you’re a doctor and you’ve been paged and you see christian hurt low-key badly and he’s completely ignoring his injury and flirting while you fix him up

dom pulisic edging you on all night (smut)

injured puli’s gf peeved and telling him off until she sees he might need surgery

christian sees you in a depressive state and asks what he can do to help

sex at a wedding (smut)

chris makes you cry during a fight and immediately regrets it

being a famous singer and dating chris, he comes to calm you down when you have a panic attack during a performance

3 am drives with chris

puli’s kinks

you get defensive when you see a girl trying to flirt with chris in the club

late night walks with puli

thanksgiving with chris (smut)

chris’ turn-ons

calling christian to get coffee at 3 am

chris loses a bet to you and has to get a pedicure while you film it

overthinking and chris kisses you to shut you up

christian tying you up (smut)

chris’ mom telling you embarrassing childhood stories about him

your and chris’ first christmas together

being a youtuber and filming a video with chris

chris taking care of you when you’re on your period

telling christian you have a mental illness

chris sleeps in the guest room after a fight but you can’t sleep without him so you crawl into bed with him

chris fucking you while you wear his jersey (smut)

chris taking care of you while you’re drunk

teasing christian all weekend and when he comes home, y'all get rough (smut)

chris catching you fingering yourself in the morning next to him (smut)

chris gets you a necklace with his name on it and kisses it before every match

being on holiday with chris and the paps snap pictures of you on a boat

christian finding out you’re pregnant (part 1)

christian handles your pregnancy cravings like a champ (part 2)

chris taking your virginity (smut)

aftercare with chis after a rough night

christian not knowing you’re a good artist and completely in awe when he sneaks up on you and sees you sketching him

leaving nail marks on chris’ back and the lads tease him for it

chris eating you out (smut)

play fighting with chris

christian surprising you on your birthday

being sore after a night in bed with chris due to him being really big and you being really small

puli catching you dancing around with your dog as you cook food and finding it absolutely adorable

giving puli a lap dance

chris coming home and finding you passed out in his hoodie

drunk sex with chris (smut)

you get in a car crash and christian finds out during a match

being turned on by chris in a chelsea jersey even though you’re a bvb fan

festivals with chris

someone groping you in the club and christian is fuming

you and chris are best friends but you love him, you both get super drunk, end up having sex and revealing your feelings

calling chris papi and he gets turned on by it

sex in the car with chris (smut)

you have a panic attack around christian

chris watching you get yourself off (smut)

chris messing around with you during soundcheck

chris using sex toys on you

your short skirt bothering chris so he takes you home and bends you over the table (smut)

inviting christian into the bedroom with you and mason (smut)

you and chris have a private relationship but after a fight, he makes it public

being emotionally drained after a long day and puli takes care of you

puli with an american miss universe

christian playing with your guys’ son while you’re expecting baby #2

you have a really hard week and nearly faint but chris helps you

puli wants you to call him daddy (smut)

you go to visit chris in london and videos of your reunion end up online

going into labor when christian’s away for a match

getting into an argument with chris during a night out and not wanting to go in the car with him so you say you’ll walk but he refuses to leave you there

you’re the sister of one of christian’s friends and you two always bicker but one day he takes it too far and makes you cry before finally admitting he’s always liked you

you’re trying to get ready for work but chris is trying to convince you to call in sick and come back to bed and eventually you give in

puli snaps at you after a bad game and enlists the boys’ help to make it up to you

you’re a scouser and chris takes you home to meet his family who all gush over your accent

christian fingering you as you drive him around london (smut)

christian walking in on you watching porn (but make it funny)

someone makes a racist remark about you being latina and christian stands up for you

you’re a famous singer and christian surprises you on karpool karaoke after not seeing you for a while

christian dating an irish girl

christian taking an argument too far and only realizing it when you say “if you’re so unhappy, maybe we should break up”

overtimulation with chris (smut)

you and chris get into a fight but make up as you dance to michael buble’s “sway”

chris getting really worried about you when you get super sick

sitting in the stands with chris at the man u game while he’s injured

chris being super affectionate during a getaway trip

chris protecting you when a guy hits on you in the club

christian comforting you when you have a massive anxiety attack

quarantine gym session at home with chris

MARCO REUS

snow days

JADON SANCHO

constantly kissing jadon while he’s playing fifa

jadon sends you a video of him singing your sex song in the car and you put it on instagram with the caption “is this a dedication??”

jadon comforting you after you make your relationship public and get backlash over it

JOHN STONES

morning cuddles on days off

meeting john outside a nightclub in ibiza, he tries chatting you up, and you end up getting food together and talking the night away

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HAPPY ONE YEAR WRITING A FUCKED UP NOT-A-ZOMBIE DUDE

I'm following suit and doing my own #FollowForever to celebrate my one year on this blog (Which actually was April 30th Oops!) Just wanted to take some time to appreciate my ride or dies and friends I've made over the course of this year. I'm so glad I made the choice to give Tumblr RP a chance because I've met so many fantastic people and inspiring writers. Overall this RPC is incredible and deserves all the positivity I can possibly fling at it. I can't believe there are 649 following this trash fire. Thank you all for the support!! Every single one of you liking threads, fics, participating in events, and sending in asks means the absolute world.

RIDE OR DIES

@hellrager​

Just as you started with me, there's no one else I could have started with but you. I was so shocked by how instantly we connected. Even before we talked OOC our writing meshed together so flawlessly without any prior plotting or discussion. We've always been on the same wavelength to the point it's almost creepy and yet in the same breath, we can still inspire and surprise each other with new ideas and plots. I never expected to find a friendship like this in the RPC, and so quickly. We've said this before but you are a breath of fresh air into my life and the first person I've been able to bond with so closely in a long ass time. Grim, you inspire me not only in terms of writing but also in my day to day life.  I don't think you'll ever understand how much of a blessing you've been to me. You've given me the motivation to work harder, to constantly improve myself, and do better each and every day. You've empowered me to take control of my life and stop coasting through it mindlessly. Our relationship means so much to me and I gotta stop now or this whole post is going to end up being about how truly incredible you are. 🐱 ♥ 🐺

@youngsouthey​ This time I actually get to write a bit for you instead of someone I just watch from afar! It was my first Follow Forever that actually got us talking and contrasting how we both played Brian! I'm never going to forget that moment when your incredibly talented self told me that you admired me – when I was the one admiring your work. It felt like I had been noticed by a celebrity honestly. It was insane. I'm so glad that its spawned a solid friendship where we can sit and talk about our OCs for hours on end just shooting the shit. I cannot wait to see where another year takes us.  God your art and writing ideas just take my breath away. It's honestly crazy to see how rapidly you keep improving. Just when I think your artwork can't get any better it does with the very next drawing or sketch and I have to pick my jaw up off the ground. Your artwork and headcanons made me feel so validated with my own (and I'm so glad to have someone else in Team Top Damien Bottom Brian – but you me and Grim go on about that for hours haha

@shadow-of-fear-and-doubt​ / @a-poisonous-gamble​ By now almost everyone has heard about how you were the first blog I encountered in the Monster Prom community. About how I was scared that I was going to be the only Monster Prom blog before we found each other and screamed about these idiots. I'm so proud of all the progress you've made personally and how you tackle challenges that come your way. A lot of other people would have let that defeat them or made them turn bitter. I admire your genuine positive attitude towards people around you. It's absolutely awesome.

@woofjock

Where would a Follow Forever list be without you? You've installed yourself as a centrepiece to this community from the get go. You've spent so much time and energy maintaining the Masterlist. You're constantly showering the dash with them positive vibes and reminders that the RPC tends to need more often than not. Not to mention your version of Scott is absolutely flawless. Brian and Scott have not gotten to interact as much as I would like but he will support him dating his purple eldritch daughter any day. One day our jobs will stop kicking our asses collectively and we'll be able to interact ahaha.

@zombfear​ / @d-e-lioncourt​ Honestly the best duplicate I could have asked for. I love how we forged a relationship between our Brian's that works so well for our canon. The idea of them as cousins is so fucking heartwarming and I want to make an effort to get more zombie cousins back on the dash again soon!! I also super miss your Liam and the 'dirty little secret' plot between Brian and Liam in their ship verse. Interactions with you are always so much fun to watch and take part in!

@hellrexgn / @gruselhigh

I don't think I have EVER seen a multimuse run so smoothly. You run the gold standard for multimuse blogs. How you keep interactions between all the muses even and active is just astounding and I only wish I had more energy to play with the ships we have concepts for because I love them all! Honestly, I do not know how you do it but other multimuse blogs should look to you as an example. You're so fun to chat and plot with or just talk stupid headcanons about their day to day. When things do go amiss in the plotting phase you are so easy to work with and have things rectified and it's never felt awkward or forced. I also LOVE that you indulge Grim and I with three-person threads! So many other people are scared of doing them, but I love that we can have our characters slip in and out of threads as they are needed. You're so accommodating and adaptable. I love it.  Thank you for putting up with my shit.

@screvvedloose​ / @outofthemaiinstream​

AAAAAHHH !! The relationship between Vicky and Brian is one of the most simultaneously heart wrenching and adorable thing I've written. The way you so readily took the role my Brian needed in his life is incredible and exactly what I pictured when I first conceptualized the headcanon and I'm so thrilled that you had a similar take on the relationship between these two! I also am a huge fan of your Liam and hope he and Brian will also get to interact more soon as what I've seen of them already is fantastic.

@loveyourfears​

I think it's so rare and fantastic to see someone so invested in other people's storylines on the RPC – I think you were the Damien/Brian ship's original cheerleader on this blog and at some points Oz became the mouthpiece for what a lot of others in our captive audience were thinking at the time when Dame and Bri were torturing themselves. It's really good to see someone try to foster platonic connections and take part in being part of a cast of characters rather than the one on one stuff you see most often on the RPC. It's been cool to get to know you over the past year and here's to another year of fun times.

@spoiledfins​ / @idowatercolours​  / @revcnga​  I LOVE YOU! Even though you aren't active on Miri so much I still love your take on her and I've got a Brian/Miri ship with your name on it whenever you wanna start working towards it. I'm so glad we've started to get to know each other OOC because you make me laugh so fucking much. Your stories are fucking gold as is the cursed content you provide! I can't wait to get to know you better as I think this is the start of an amazing friendship.

MORE FANTASTIC PEOPLE (Lets Interact More I Love Your Shit)

@caelestalis | @glitchwalking | @glamourwitchcraft | @quamxmulti | @fudox | @eldfic | @oz-answers | @electrifyingstitches | @howlkissed | @airxn​ | @bestiadeluna​ | @best-wolf-boi​ | @purpleshopkeep​ | @karismatickitty​ | @lcbotomy​ | @lxrosalita​ | @zgords​ | 

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🔥UnderSwap

No one can decide on characterization for the characters and it drives me mad.

SPECIFICALLY with the skelebros, and I haven’t engaged with it enough to know about any other characters.

Like, Whether or not Swap Sans likes puns or not.

However, I have my own interpretation that, if i ever do anything underswap, ill use.

I’ve heard it descrbed to me as a “role-swap au” not a personallity swap, so, if it was put in my hands,,,

I would have swap sans want to join the guard right? Want’s to capture a human and shit. Has all these dreams. Thing is, because of the way sans generally is (and bc i like to headcanon sans as adhd) he starts thing, but never finishes them. Either he’s too lazy to or he’s like “Eh i’ll finish it later.” or he gets bored with it and leaves it. You would wander through snowden and all of the puzzles would be unfinished and dis-jointed. A half built snowman stands sad and alone. Maybe he even has a half-finished costume. He does fight you but what would normally be half-way through he gets bored and just leaves. He leaves half-baked pies on the stove. He’s enthusastic, sure, he just never finishes what he starts. People know him because he’ll come to Grillby’s (or whatever it’s called in the swap au) and bang his head on the table and be like “i KNOW i should finish this thing…..but I had an idea for ANOTHER thing, and now i want to do THAT, but i GOTTA FINISH THE FIRST THING, BUT ITS BORING AND PAINFUL WHY AM I LIKE THIS.” He’s very social but he goes through friend groups like coffee filters. He feels bad for leaving so many people behind but they still talk sometimes. Alphys won’t let him join the royal guard, not because he’s too nice, but because he’s too “lazy”. She’s scared he’ll get bored of the royal guard after a while and start slacking, or move on to something else.

Swap pap I don’t think would be full on lazy-sans, he’s just putting his work into other things. I like to headcanon Swap Pap as a hardcore artist and in his free time he’s just painted his entire wall. He jumps from job to job because he can never find on he feels comfortable in, even if he exceeds at every single job. He’s not super social because he has SUPER bad anxiety. He cooks to calm his nerves and it even gets kind of good after a while but he isn’t cooking for taste he’s cooking to make himself feel better. Everyone knows him, but not in the friendly way people know Ut Sans, they know him as “Oh that guy worked here for like a month and never talked to anyone and sat in the corner wearing headphones and sketching.” He’s addicted to social media because he feels like texting and chatting through typed words on a screen is the only way he can talk to people. He got a sentry job because no one bothers the sentries while they’re working and he can draw and tumblr and smoke while not being bothered AND getting paid, but he’ll probably drop it eventually. He may not be commited to a job but he is VERY committed to fandoms and has been watching the swap version of the mtt channel for years and will never stop.

Also, Uppercase comic sans and lower case papyrus font why is this so hard.

Wow this turned into a whole essay huh

Anon i hope you’re happy

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Okay last one and this is gonna be a total surprise for literally like everyone bc I made no announcement about doing this.

Valentines and Denial has officially had more hits on AO3 than it has words, which means more than 15.5K hits, and that’s huge to me. It has way more hits than anything else I’ve written, even though it was so hastily and sloppily done, and it is STILL getting notes on Tumblr a year and a half after Part 1 was first posted. Which, again, is freaking huge. I literally never imagined something I wrote being read more than 15500 times.

So, to commemorate, and so that the garbage fic may finally rest where it belongs (in the garbage), I have rewritten Part 1 completely. It’s loosely based off of what I had written before, but I wanted to give it more thought and detail than was originally present in what was just an hour’s word barf. Consider it V&D version 2.0.

Title: Valentines and Denial 2.0 (Part 1)

Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug

Pairing: Adrinette

Word count: 2221

Originally inspired many moons ago by this post by @lilacblossoms.

If you for whatever reason want to read the original version of this fic, you can find it here. God have mercy on your soul. (Here is the AO3 link.)

“He knew this handwriting.”

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Assigned partner projects are generally considered to be one of the banes of a student's existence, along with pop quizzes and excessive homework. But just this once, Marinette thought that the assignment had been a blessing rather than a curse. She and Adrien had been partnered together, and would get to work with each other for the next two weeks. She felt like she might explode with excitement. Granted, their time together would be dominated by their project, but still. Having this much time with Adrien all to herself felt like a dream come true. She was so caught up in daydreaming about their time together that it took her a minute to realize he was trying to get her attention.

“Marinette?”

“Y-yes?” she managed to sputter out. Someone at another of the library tables shushed her, and Marinette felt her cheeks grow warm in embarrassment. She hadn't meant to speak so loud. Adrien probably thought she was a socially awkward freak.

Whatever he thought, though, he kept it to himself and just smiled with his usual patience. “Do you have any ideas?” he asked. At the blank look she gave him, he prompted, “For our project?”

Marinette's face went red all over again. “Oh. Um, I thing I wrote some thinks—things! I think I wrote some things in my—my notebook. During class.” She scrambled to get her notebook out of her bag. Part of her wanted to crawl under the table and never come out. What if Adrien thought she had been ignoring him? Dear God, she was never going to make it through two weeks of this without making a total fool of herself. She'd already messed things up by imagining romantic “what if”s instead of just paying attention. Busy scolding herself, she passed over her notebook several times before actually thinking to grab it. She yanked it out of her bag hastily—spilling most of the contents in the process—and held it out to Adrien. “Here! I, um, the back is in the—the drawings are back the—I mean—”

Adrien took the notebook and flipped to the back, as if he'd somehow managed to decipher her incoherent babbling. His face brightened with that smile of his she liked so much. “These look great, Marinette!”

She had died and gone to heaven. That was the only explanation she could think of as to why Adrien was not only treating her like she wasn't a walking disaster but also praising her. The boy was an absolute angel. “Really?”

He nodded emphatically. “I love the ideas you've come up with,” he said. “We'll have no trouble getting a good grade on our project if we use one of these. The only thing is,” he added, “they're all so good, I'm not sure which one we should use.”

Marinette stared at him, dumbfounded. Adrien, probably uncomfortable with her staring, made a great show of looking over her sketches and notes again. She had finally begun to recover her power of speech when the smile dropped from his face abruptly.

“A-Adrien?” she asked, a little worried. “Is something wrong?” Why had he stopped smiling all of a sudden? He'd seemed so excited just a second ago, but now he was almost frowning.

Adrien's eyes snapped up to look at her. Her question seemed to take a minute to sink in, but then he shook his head and gave her another smile. “I'm fine,” he assured her. “Just thinking. We've got a lot of ideas to pick from.” He looked back down at her notebook and traced her handwriting with one finger.

He might say he was fine, Marinette thought, but he looked about ready to cry.

~

As soon as Adrien took a closer look at Marinette's handwriting, it was like someone had punched him in the gut. He almost choked on his own breath.

He knew this handwriting.

He'd traced this handwriting at night, examined the shape of each and every letter until he had it memorized, studied even the smallest details. He would recognize it anywhere. It was the handwriting from the anonymous valentine he'd received on Valentine's Day, the answer to his poem for Ladybug. He'd hoped beyond hope that Ladybug herself had sent the valentine, but clearly fate had decided to play a cruel joke on him and get his hopes up for nothing.

“A—Adrien?” He heard his name as if he were underwater. “Is something wrong?”

He looked up and saw Marinette staring at him worriedly. Her eyes were wide with a combination of nervousness and concern. God, he had to pull himself together. He was getting Marinette all worried just because he didn't want to accept that a valentine with no signature was from somebody other than Ladybug. Was it really the end of the world? Adrien forced himself to shake his head and reply. “I'm fine,” he said. He mumbled out an excuse he was barely conscious of making, and returned his gaze to her handwriting.

It really was identical to the writing in the valentine, he thought as he traced the letters. There was no mistaking it. Marinette had written the anonymous valentine.

Wait … Marinette had a crush on him?

As they worked on their project over the next few days, Adrien tried to see if he could catch any subtle hints at how Marinette felt about him, but his efforts were fruitless. It was hard to gauge how somebody felt about you when they could hardly speak to you. The valentine suggested she liked him, but her stammering implied that she was more afraid of him than fond of him. He wasn't sure why she'd be afraid, though. As far as he knew, he hadn't done anything that would have scared her off. He considered asking her outright and decided against it. Confronting her this late after Valentine's Day would probably make it seem like he'd been avoiding the matter, and he didn't want to offend her.

He really had to wonder how and why she had answered the poem he'd thrown away. Nobody should have seen it, especially not any of his classmates. He'd been so careful to hide it during class, and he'd thrown it away immediately afterwards. And even though he hadn't written the intended recipient's name anywhere on the paper, he wasn't sure how Marinette could have come to the conclusion it was meant for her.

Well, on second thought …

She did have pretty dark hair, Adrien thought to himself on the sixth day of their project. Maybe not quite jet black, but it was close. On day nine, he caught himself observing the precise blue of her eyes, looking to see if it was anything like Ladybug's. If he'd had to describe their color, it would have been the blue of an early summer morning just after dawn—blue like the heavens. But not the same blue as Ladybug's. It was similar, but not the same. He would know Ladybug's eyes anywhere.

Then Marinette caught him staring and turned about a hundred different shades of red, and Adrien hastily apologized before turning back to his work.

His close observations were good for one thing, though. Although he wasn't able to figure out how she really felt, he did pick up on tiny habits and mannerisms that he'd never noticed before. She stuck her tongue out when she was concentrating on something. The first time he noticed her doing it, a somewhat idiotic grin spread across his face. He had done the same thing once or twice. Her nose scrunched up when she laughed. He'd had to turn around at just the right moment after class to catch that. Alya could get her to laugh the way Adrien never could. She squirmed and bounced in place when she was excited—he saw her doing it one morning while gushing to Alya about some new fashion magazine she'd just bought. Finding out the little things helped him to think he might actually be on the track to becoming better friends with her.

There was just one problem. He still couldn't manage a normal conversation with her.

He certainly tried. He gave it the best shot he had. Marinette just couldn't seem to talk to him. She would stammer and trip over her words, fumbling sometimes for a solid thirty seconds to come up with a reply, letting out a nervous, embarrassed laugh every so often. If the bell rang while they were talking, she fled to their next class as if the room had caught fire. Adrien wondered why she was so averse to talking to him. It was like she was trying to avoid him.

Finally, on the last day of their project, he decided to ask her about it. The worst thing that could happen would be the usual stammering and rapid exit. Maybe, if the cause was something he had done without realizing it, he could make amends. When they had finished working for the day, he stopped her before she could leave, catching her by the wrist. “Marinette, wait.”

She stared at him like a deer caught in headlights, red-faced. “Wh-what is it?”

Adrien hesitated. He didn't want to make her feel like he was interrogating her or like he was being too nosy, but it was hard to justify this to himself when she looked so nervous. This had been a much better idea in theory. “I just—could I ask you something? Just really quick, before the bell rings?”

That seemed to get her to relax, if only a little. He felt some of the tension leave her body. “I—of course. What … um … what did you want to ask?”

It was Adrien's turn to get nervous now. He shifted his weight self-consciously. “Um, I was just wondering … are you, um, are you … are you avoiding me?” God, why was this so hard? She was a classmate, for heaven's sake, and one of his friends besides. At least, he had liked to think of them as friends. Was that the problem? Was he afraid of her saying they weren't friends and that he was overbearing? Or had finding out the valentine was hers really turned him into this much of a nervous wreck?

Marinette's jaw dropped in what he could only presume was shock. “No!” she exclaimed, much louder and with much more force than he had expected. There was a loud “sshhhh!” from several other students in the library, and Marinette clapped her hands over her mouth, her face reddening all over again. “I'm not avoiding you,” she squeaked out from behind her fingers. “I didn't realize—I never meant—do I really—it seems like—I'm so sorry—I—” She cut herself off and hid her face in her hands.

“I'm the only one in class you don't really talk to, though,” he pointed out, confused.

“That's …” she started, then cut herself off again. She peeked up at him from beneath her hands, and Adrien was suddenly struck by the observation that she looked very cute when she did that. Her face had somehow managed, impossibly, to become even redder than it already had been. “I—I'll see you tomorrow, Adrien.” Before he could protest, she had scooped up her portion of the project and made a beeline for the door, hurrying out like she thought the hounds of hell were at her heels. She left so fast that she was still shoving her work in her bag when she disappeared through the door. Adrien was left standing alone, extremely mystified, in the middle of the library.

“Plagg,” he said, quietly so as not to risk anyone else overhearing, “do you think I scared her off?”

Plagg poked his head out of Adrien's bag. “It seemed like the same as usual to me. She's always like that with you, isn't she?”

“That's not what I—” He sighed. “Yes, she's always like that. I just want to know why. Was it something I did? Did I scare her somehow? Or is she still upset about the whole gum thing?”

Plagg snorted in response. “She probably doesn't even remember the gum thing. Do you really have to ask why she's like that? Even though you know she wrote that love letter you like so much?”

Adrien sank back into his seat slowly. Yes, Marinette had written the valentine, but … didn't people generally at least try to interact with the person they liked? He knew he, at least, did his best to spend time with Ladybug as much as possible. “Shouldn't she want to talk to me if she likes me, though?”

His kwami shrugged. “Maybe. What difference does it make, anyway?”

“It makes a lot of difference,” Adrien said without thinking, and then paused. Why did it make a difference? They had gotten their project done, despite the lack of communication, and it was probably for the best that he didn't ask her about the valentine. There wasn't much of a reason to be so suddenly bothered by her seeming aversion towards talking to him when it had never bothered him like this before.

The answer came to him a few seconds later, and he shoved it away. No, that couldn't be it.

There was no way on earth he was starting to have a crush on Marinette Dupain-Cheng.