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[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #275

“Zoo pt2, Sexual Offenderman, Firebird and the Peacock, NOTCH numbers, Cn restored, Noisy Toys”

[Doc] Jumps a little and contemplates sneaking by them. Hir eyes stray to what Offender is laughing about and xe lets out a small involuntary snort.

[Offender] Is looking at a male elephant peeing and hears Doc's snort, turning towards the sound- Well hello there

[Doc] Yipe! H-Hi.

[HG] -waves because it looks like doc knows them so he trust them because of that-

[Offender] - So what brings you guys to the zoo?

[Doc] Just came to look at the critters. There's a lot here I've never seen before.

[Offender] - Yeah, I guess there isn't many animals in your game

[Arc] - Smexy leave them alone and just go back to staring at animal nuts

[Doc] We've added a few on top of what's supposed to be there. With mixed results really. I'm rather fond of the mammoths, but the peacock TLOT made is out of it's tiny mind. Cp brought in some lobsters and we accidentally let in shrimps too. But they're tasty, so no one minds.

[HG] we have a goat

[Offender] - You guys should add penguins!

[Doc] What's a penguin? Is it dangerous?

[Offender] - A bird that lives in the antarctic

[Doc] We have polar bears... it sounds like something they'd eat if they could.

[Lie] Pats HG- We know

[Arc] - Smexy, go get me a drink

[Offender] - On it

[Arc] - NO ALCOHOL!

[Doc] How is the goat anyway Hg? Any... issues?

[HG] they keep getting on the top of the jungle trees I have some how I don't know how because I can't get up there

[Doc] They're using that weird tongue aren't they?

[HG] maybe but i know they use it to get down i offer them carrots to get them down

[Offender] Quickly returns with his arms full of sodas- Here you go Arc!

[Arc] - Why did you get so many!?

[Doc] If that works Hg. Oh, can we have some then?

[Arc] - Sure, if Smexy hasn't done anything to them

[Offender] - Now why would I do that?

[Arc] Glares-

[Offender] - I didn't do anything

[Doc] Looks unsure now-

[Offender] - Go ahead, inspect them

[Doc] Takes one gently and copies it before putting the extra away. - It's okay. I have milk, and I don't think you'd try something so crass as to drug me. I might shapeshift if I relax too much and we are in public. That's a lot of people to mindwipe.

[Offender] - That would be fun, you should do it

[Arc] - Smexy you already dragged me away from home being "helpful", don't push it

[Doc] What? You want me to pull a Godzilla? Somehow I think even Slender would be mad at me for that.

[Offender] Grins widely- That's the point

[Doc] Seems to shrink a little and there's the faintest crackle around hir glitch - I-I don't want to rumble with your brother if I can help it....

[Lie] - Come on Doc, we should get going

[Offender] - Nah, he'd probably be mostly pissed at me

[Doc] Not gonna count on that.... - Peeks at Arc's drawing. - That's very nice.

-It's a sketch of an elephant-

[Arc] - Yeah, my art class is currently focusing on animal anatomy

[HG] what other animals are there lie?

[Doc] Yeah there's a lot of variation. I can draw okay, but it looks like what I'm used to seeing. Blocky. - glances at Offender - Anything new at the Manor?

[Offender] - Well, one of the weird things my brother took in has vanished...  Tore that weird torch off of CP's door too...

[Lie] - Lots- Looks at the map- Looks like a petting zoo too

[Doc] What kind of weird thing? -remembers seeing Cp's door- And it took a redstone torch?

[Offender] - I think it's name was Rudolph?  Seemed to be made of fabric with a metal skeleton...

[Lie] Stiffens a little-

[Doc] Yikes...

[HG] a petting zoo that means we can pet cute animals

[Lie] - Yeah, we can.  Doc?  You ready to go now?

[Doc] Yeah... Nice running into you both. Stay out of trouble. Okay?

[Offenhder] - Pffft!  Yeah, whatever

[Arc] - Be nice Smexy

[Doc] For Arc's sake. - follows Lie

[Lie] Smiles as they approach the next enclosure which houses the giraffes-

[HG] that's the thing we saw when getting the goat

[Doc] Hesitates and stares up at them nervously-

[Lie] - Looks like they have a feeding station for guests too

[Doc] Is sliding behind Lie in a subtle way-

[Lie] - Come on, these guys are gentle- She starts trying to nudge Doc towards the feeding station

[Doc] Is sandbagging a bit but moving with her urging.

[HG] -is hiding behind lie-

[Lie] They reach the feeding station where a couple of giraffes are waiting.  Lie hands some money to a keeper who gives them treats, about the size of a square biscut to them-

[Doc] -Watches the animals nervously as well-

[Lie] Holds a treat out in her hand and a giraffe lowers it's head to lick the treat out of her hand with it's long blue tongue-

[Doc] Yeeesh... They're so... weird and tall

[HG] they are as big as jungle trees

[Keeper] - It's how they evolved, instead of fighting for leaves on lower branches with other animals, they evolved to having long necks so they can eat from the top of the tree's

[Doc] Very quietly - They remind me of Slender...

[Lie] - Just try feeding them

[Doc] Gingerly takes a biscut and looks at the animals with obvious trepedation-

[HG] -holds out the treat shaking because of fear-

-The giraffe leans down again to take the treat, licking Doc's hand.  The second one takes the treat from HG's hand-

[Doc] Shivers a bit from the sudden wet tongue, they're not used to going bare-handed on top of everything else-

[HG] -quickly falls back after giraffe take the treat-

[Lie] - See?  No harm done

[Keeper] - Whoa, you okay there sir?

[HG] I will be okay

[Lie] Feeds the giraffe's the other couple of treats that she has-

[Doc] Wipes hir hand on hir shorts self-conciously-

[HG] -gets back up whipping the extra dirt off-

[Doc] Didn't realize their other hand was shaking and goes to open the soda. It explodes with a fizzy hiss and foams all over hir hands and the ground- What the hell?!

[Lie] - Guess you shook it up a little...

[Doc] Gah.... it's all sticky...

[Lie] - Well a good chunk of it is corn syrup...

[HG] can we make that with the corn I grow lie?

[Doc] Corn? You mean that stuff we picked up with all the little one-pixel seeds? I didn't think it was nearly that sweet?

[Lie] - It...  Goes through a lot of processing...  Anyways, shall we move on?

[HG] sure

[Doc] Yes please.

[Lie] Leads them on to where there's a small herd of zebra's and gazelles

[Doc] Hey, I like these stripy guys. They look like jazzier versions of your horses Lie.

[Lie] - They're called zebra's

[HG] they look cute

[Lie] - They can breed with regular horses and donkey's

[HG] awe that sound like they would have cute babies

[Lie] - Yeah, they are

-One zebra goes trotting off-

[HG] -watches the zebra-

-A couple of Gazelle's hop around-

[Doc] They're bouncy!

[HG] -tries to bounce at the same speed of the gazelle while in place-

[Lie] Laughs a little- Come on, I smell food

[HG] -follows Lie still bouncing-

[Doc] I need someplace to wash my hands anyway.

[Lie] - Food usually means bathroom

[Lie] Leads them around another corner where there's a food stall and a bathroom with a water fountain in front of it-

[HG] mmm the food smells good

[Lie] - Do you want some?

[HG] yes it smells so good

[Doc] Goes right to the fountain and washes hir hands before returning to them.

[Lie] - Doc?  Do you want anything?

[Doc] Yes, please. Talking to Slenders and being scared really takes it out of me.

[Lie] Goes up to the vendor and gets some food for them.  A small pizza and drinks for each of them-  Here we go

[HG] thank you lie

[Doc] Looks for a place to sit down and eats quietly, just putting the half-soda from Offender away-

[Lie] Sits as well, there's a clanking noise from a machine as some kids turn a crank-

[HG] -starts eating a slice of pizza- this is so good

[Doc] Perks a little at the noise and is just looking around. Xe finishes hir food quickly- I feel so exposed, but man, it's hot out here.

[Lie] - We could get some frozen lemonade?

[Doc] I trust you Lie. I'll try it on your say so. I like it when TLOT makes lemonade anyway.

[Lie] - Do you want regular or strawberry?

[HG] what is strawberry?

[Doc] Anything cold is good.

[Lie] - Strawberry is a fruit, here, I'll just get us some- She goes back to the stand and returns with three cups

[Doc] Sips and sighs- Thank you Lie. I think we can continue without me melting in an embarassing way now.

[HG] -tries some- mmm the food here is very yummy

-The next area they approach has white columns simulating ice at it's entrance-

[Lie] - Oh great, the cold area...

[Doc] Follows, - that feels nice...

[HG] yea it's feels nice on this hot day

-They begin passing enclosures with different types of arctic animals-

[Lie] Grumbles a little-

[HG] -sips his iced strawberry lemonade as he looks at the animals-

[Doc] Hey! Polar bears! They look fluffier out here, don't they?

[HG] they look cuddly

[Lie] - Yeah- She starts reading the signs by the fence- Looks like these guys were rescued from a Mexican circus

[HG] I don't know what a Mexican circus is but if they had to be rescued it must be bad

[Doc] If an animal had to be rescued from it... wait... Lj... are circuses just generally a bad thing?

[Lie] - No!  Most aren't that bad, and they usually care for their animals, especially now a days with public image and the web being so widely used

[HG] then that one must have been a bad one those poor polar bears

[Doc] Good. I don't like it when people are mean to anything helpless.

[Lie] Yeah Mexico isn't exactly the best of places

-There's a loud huffing noise from the enclosure behind them as a walrus surfaces from the water-

[HG] whoa -watches the walrus and waves at it-

-The walrus waves back-

[Doc] More chubby critters with flippers-

[HG] awe this one waved back at me

[Lie] - I believe these are the biggest guys

[Doc] Are you cold Lie?

[Lie] - What do you think?

[Doc] Then we should hurry along.

-As they go they pass the penguins-

[Doc] That's what Offender wanted me to add? I wonder why?

[HG] -point at them- those looks so cute

[Doc] Wait! Is it because they're wearing little suits?

[Lie] - Because random and they are kinda funny?

[HG] the way the walk is so cute

-A couple of penguins jump into the water and race around-

[HG] they swim!

[Doc] They move fast for how silly they look-

[Lie] - Yeah, can we move on now?  I'm getting really cold and I can't feel my hand...

[HG] yes lets leave

[Lie] Moves onwards into a louder area full of birds- Much better

[Doc] Is looking at all the colorful flitting creatures. - Do these repeat stuff like the in-game ones?

[Lie] - Some of the parrots might, oh look, we can feed the lorikeets

[HG] i want to feed some

[Doc] Now a parrot I will happily handle.

[Lie] Leads them to the entrance of the feeding area and buys them some sticks with seeds pasted to the end.  She hands them out before entering the bird enclosures-

[Doc] Stands perfectly still with the stick out so the birds don't get spooked-

[HG] -holds the stick out while holding still-

-The birds flick about and land on their arms and wrists, occasionally fighting over who gets the seeds-

[Doc] I wonder what Firebird would think about this?

[Lie] - Maybe he'd want the seeds to!

[Doc] Copies the still half-full stick - I can always ask later

[HG] lie I have extra seed from home can I give them to the birds?

[Lie] - No, we don't know if it's okay for these guys to have.  Plus we don't want to make them sick

[HG] no I don't want to get them sick I won't give them any from home.

[Lie] Carefully flips her stick over so the bird on it can get to the other seeds-

[Doc] They're so colorful. Maybe I'll butt in next time TLOT makes flitters. Give him some new ideas.

[Lie] - Feel free

-There's a small plop as a bit of bird shit lands on HGs shoes-

[HG] the flitters tlot makes are so pretty there are a lot around my home -notices the bird poop- oh

[Lie] - Sorry about that HG, we can clean it later

[HG] it's ok -tries to pet the birds-

-The birds fly away from HG's touches-

[Doc] Has a thought- I hope Cn is okay...

[Lie] Quick thought flash- I'm sure he is, he's with Firebird

[Doc] Oh. I guess that's safer then Cp watching him, right?

[Lie] - Yeah, absolutely

[Doc] NOTCHs and NOTCHs, birds of a feather, huh?

[Lie] - Yeah...- Looks away

[HG] -is still trying to slowly try and pet the birds-

[Doc] So what's next Lie?

[Keeper] - Please do not try to pet the animals sir!

[HG] sorry

[Lie] - Hmmm- Pulls out the map- Looks like the bigger carnivores and reptiles

[Doc] I don't know much about reptiles. How big are we talking?

[Lie] - Not sure, depends on what they have here.  Why don't we go look?

[Doc] Lead on then.

[Lie] Exits the aviary and heads for an air conditioned building, the handles on the door are snakes-

[Doc] That reminds me of Pinwheel, just the head part.

[HG]  -follows lie and doc-

[Lie] - Yeah, that's the general shape of a snake- She enters the building and dodges a boy running around excitedly

[Doc] Gremlins....

-The walls are lined with glass windows which house reptiles inside of them.  Various snakes, lizards, turtles, and tortoises can be seen-

[Doc] Is just going from box to box. - They're like dragons... but so much smaller.

[Lie] - Yeah, probably the inspiration for many dragons too, oh look, a viper

[HG] -is looking a little snake and how it sticks it's tongue out every so often-

[Doc] Okay now that one does look like Pinwheel, it's the wrong color, but otherwise....

[Lie] - Yeah, you can distinguish vipers from other snakes because of their triangular heads, it's a warning, letting others know they are deadly

[Doc] Moves over to see what Hg is looking at and smiles. Xe pokes him gently and flicks hir own tongue out with a giggle-

[HG] -is trying to mimic the snake he is watching with his tongue-

[Lie] Spots a very large glass enclosure- Oh cool, a python

[Doc] Watches the big snake flick their tongue as well and does it at Lie this time with an impish smile.

[Lie] Rolls her eyes- This is one of the biggest snakes in the world

[Doc] Hey, Deerheart likes it. -smirks- It is pretty huge.

[Lie] Blushes hard- Did not need to hear that Doc

[Doc] Stands a little closer- Did I ever tell you TLOT taught me how to do one of his little tricks?

[Lie] - I don't think I want to know this trick...

[HG] -is trying to use his speed to match the snake's tongue- does it almost look like it?

[Doc] Makes sure their backs are to the room and no one is close by. Xe opens hir mouth and sticks out hir tongue. As Lie watches it turns purplish and the ends spilt into a forked tip with the ends wiggling independantly. They suck it back in quickly though, so no one else sees. - Looks like what Hg?

[Lie] - Whhhhyyyyyy?

[Doc] It's a selective shapeshift of just one part, it's actually really hard to do. He was super proud of me for mastering it.

[HG] am I making my tongue fast enough to almost look like the snake? -keeps wiggling his tongue really fast-

[Doc] Laughs at Hg- Either way, that's funny!

[Lie] - Yes and I know what TLOT uses that tongue for

[Doc] Me too. It's a technique that gets rave reviews- eyebrow waggle-

[Lie] Just groans-

[Doc] Pulls her along with a big smile. - These guys look intimidating.  Alligators?

[Lie] - Yeah, really good at sneak attacks too

[HG] -sneeks up on lie and makes a hissing sound like a snake- i'm a snake

[Lie] Turns towards HG- Really?

[Doc] Laughs- The head reminds me of Basil. It's got such stubby legs though.

[Lie] - Yeah, they mostly just swim

[HG] -watches the alligators-

[Doc] It's like an angry log.

[Lie] - Yeah, pretty much

[Doc] Humans are tough. I'm mystifed at how sucessful you guys are for being so soft and squishy and surrounded by stuff that wants to eat you.

[Lie] - We have bigger brains then everything else

[Doc] I guess... But I think if I had to pick between staying digital only forever and living out here? I think I'd go back to the computer.

[Lie] - Good point

[Lie] - Should we move onto the big cats?

[HG] big cats I though cat where a good size already?

[Doc] Cautiously - I like cats...

[Lie] Leads them on and the first enclosure houses a couple of cheetahs-

[Doc] Skinny cats. They're so cute!

[Lie] - If I remember right, I think these guys are the fastest land animal

[Doc] I guess that explains the shape, they look made for speed.

[HG] do you think I could out run them?

[Doc] I'm going to say yes.

[Lie] - Same

[Doc] Wanders over to the next enclosure and reads the sign. - Hey they have ocelots! - Xe looks into the space and bursts out laughing.

[Lie] - Why are you laughing?

[Doc] In between laughs- Look at the cubes on that one! They're huge!

[Lie] - Oh for fucks sake

[Doc] Chuckles - cat nuts...

[HG] daw they look so soft

[Lie] Moves on- Oh look, jaguars

[Doc] snorts- They're almost as big as Cps.

[Lie] Turns bright red-

[Doc] Still giggling.

[HG] -doc laughter is becoming contagious and is starting to make him giggle-

[Lie] - Shut up both of you!  We do not need to talk about my husbands balls!

[HG] -starts to tear up because of lie's yelling-

[Doc] Pats Hg - it's okay....

[HG] -sniffles and starts to hugs is pail for comfort-

[Doc] Come on Lie, ease up. We're just playing.

[Lie] Turns away with a little huff- Fine

[Doc] Grump. Come on Hg, let's check out some more cats.

-The next enclosure is larger and has lions in it-

[HG] whoa they have fluffy heads

[Doc] So are the fluffy ones the girls? They have really pretty hair.

[Lie] - Those are usually the males, although occasionally females will have manes

[Doc] Oh, well the females look like TLOT's big cat form. I wonder where he got the idea for that?

[Lie] - No idea...- A couple of cubs come romping out and tackle each other

[Doc] Little cats! Aww they're adorable!

[HG] awe they are so tiny

[Lie] - Baby lions

[Doc] I like these guys. And not just because they're yellow, and cats.

[Lie] - These guys are very social, most big cats are not

[Doc] It's good to have friends. I know a certain little cat who's still learning that lesson...

[Lie] - Hey, he's gotten kinda better

[Doc] Oh, I agree. But he's always a work in progress.

[HG] -waves at the lions-

[Lie] Hears some roaring and goes to investigate- Look!  Tigers!

[Doc] Oh I love the skin shading on this one!

[Lie] - It's a camoflogue

[Doc] Your world has orange foliage?

[Lie] - Well yes, but despite the colors, these guys can hide just about everywhere- She motions to some pictures on the wall of hidden tigers in various habitats

[HG] what other crazy color foliage does this world have?

[Doc] Interesting....

[Lie] - Purples, blues, reds, pretty much most colors

[Doc] No black?

[Lie] - Rarely

[Doc] Hmmm. I think I like your flowers best anyway. A good mix of beauty and usefulness.

[Lie] - There are lot more types of flowers out here Doc

[HG] -can't stop thinking about plant and is now a little hyper-

[Doc] So where too next?

[Lie] Pulls out the map once more- Looks like it's just the gift shop left

[Doc] Is it inside? I'm getting a bit over-heated.

[Lie] - Yeah, it's that big building by the entrance

[Doc] Heads that way-

[HG] -follows doc hopping really fast-

-The gift shop is a bit busy.  There's a few walls covered in stuffed animals and many other animal based items and clothes are throughout the crowded area-

[Doc] Goes right to the stuffed animals and starts poking around.

[HG] -is looking around at different things-

[Lie] Finds a bundle of peacock feathers and decides to get one for CN-

[Doc] Comes back with several plushies, a wide translucent scarf with tiger stripes and a bag of large rubbery dinosaur toys. - They have all kinds of neat stuff here!

[Lie] - Need a hand there Doc?

[Doc] Maaaaybe.

[Lie] Holds her hands out for a few of the items-

[Doc] Passes over some of it and immediatley gets distracted and scoots off again.

[Lie] Sighs and follows hir-

[Doc] Grabs a large stick - what's this-? Aa! - As it's turned the tiny seeds inside make a rainy noise as they clatter down-

[HG] -finds a soft tiger plushie and a watering pail that looks like a parrot- lie can I get these?

[Lie] - A rain stick, and sure HG

[Doc] This one is just hollow though? - It's covered with Aboriginal pointillist designs-

[Lie] - Maybe a didgeridoo?

[Doc] Looks through the hole and tries blowing into it. The noise that comes out is startlingly loud and provokes a territorial response from the indigenous employees.

[Clerk] Can I help you find something?!

[Doc] Jumps a little - Yes! No! I mean, we'll take both of them! - Still holding the rainstick and the digerdoo. Xe shoots Lie a pleading 'help me' look.

[Lie] - Sorry, they get really excited by things.  Don't worry, we have the money for it

[Clerk] Eyebrow- Okaaay. - Goes back to the desk

[Doc] Whew...

[Lie] - Come on, grab any last items and then we'll go

[HG] can we get candy?

[Lie] - A little, but we already have at lest a few hundred dollars worth of stuff here

[Doc] Right. - Xe scoots close to Lie and follows her. They get almost to the counter and xe stops short to look at a shallow table full of colorful rocks- ooooohhhh

[Lie] Inaudible sigh-

[HG] -grabs some rock candy and some choclate-

[Doc] Putting rocks in one of the small bags-  I have money Lie. I'll contribute. I'm going to give most of this as gifts anyway.

[Lie] - Alright, HG?  Give me your stuff so I can pay for it

[HG] -gives lie the things he picked out-

[Lie] Hands Doc hir things and heads for the counter-

[Doc] Goes to the counter next to her and pays for their stuff with a minimum of fuss-

[Lie] Opts for the zoo's reusable and zero waste bags-

[Doc] Gets three bags with assorted animals on them, and tucks the sticks under their arm. - Well I'm exhausted. Can we head back now?

[Lie] - Yeah, let's go

[HG] -hold his bag of thing- thank you for taking us lie

[Lie] - You're welcome

[Doc] Says hir thanks as well and leads them out, looking for a quiet corner to make a portal- Maybe there's a security camera we can use?

[Lie] - Why not the tv we used to get in?  It was pretty isolated over there

[Doc] I'm all turned around. You lead.

[HG] -is filling his new pail but is ready to follow-

[Lie] Leads them back towards the tv that's still running advertisements- Here we go

[Doc] Makes a hole and scoots inside. Xe makes a beeline for the server-

[Lie] Follows-

[HG] -is following-

[Doc] Opens the firewall and takes a steadying breath as hir resolution evens back down. - Hey. Not much in the chat and nothing is on fire that I can see. That's always good.

[Lie] - Yeah

[Deer] Over chat- Love?  You have a message from the NOTCH server

[Doc] I do? Is it private? Or can you just tell me? I'm heading home either way.

[Deer] - They said they finished getting the numbers?

[Doc] Excellent. I'll empty my inventory and then go over there. How's the new server faring?

[Deer] - A bit mopey, but also kinda antsy

[Doc] Could be worse. Anybody who wants to walk with me can? It looks like it might rain anyway.

[Lie] - I'll go, I'll just meet you over there?

[HG] should head home to check on my goat

[Doc] If you wish. It was fun hanging out with you. Safe sprint home Hg.

[HG] I had a nice time too -run back home-

[Lie] Heads for her place to clear her inventory a little-

[Doc] Whistles merrily and heads into the castle-

[TLOT] Is snoozing in his cat form while Steve lounges in the circle of his body reading a book-

[Doc] Stops whistling when xe sees them- Hey, I have something for you. Don't try it out right now though. It's loud. - Gives him the digeridoo

[Steve] Curiously takes it - Thanks. It's pretty.

[Doc] Thinks for a moment and then pulls out a small lion plushie and sets it between TLOT's paws.

[TLOT] Makes a small noise in his sleep and curls it closer to his face-

[Steve] Awwww.

[Deer] Comes up from below- There you are, Pinwheel is down playing with Crim for now

[Doc] Quietly follows her down - Where's Yaunfen? I have a present for them.

[Deer] - Napping in their room, Buff wore them out

[Doc] Ah, I'll have to catch them later. This is for you though- Xe drapes the large tiger stripe cover-up around her shoulders-

[Deer] - Oh my, what an odd pattern

[Doc] You always look nice in earth tones, and the orange goes with your eyes. - Kisses her-

[Deer] Humms happily- Now don't get to distracted, you still have some work to do

[Doc] It's hard not too! I found so much neat stuff. Look at this- Xe takes out the other stick and turns it over. The sound of softly pattering rain filling the air around them-

[Deer] - Oh how calming

[Doc] And I'm almost ashamed to say: but I bought rocks... - Xe upends the little bag on the table and the colorful gemstones spill out.

[Deer] - Well they are pretty rocks

[Doc] Yeah... I'm just a silly dragon at heart. I love shiny things.

[Deer] - And that's perfectly alright

[Doc] gathers up the stones and puts them and some of the other things away. - I guess I'll go get the numbers. Get it done with. Did they say if they needed anything?

[Deer] - No, although if their server is any indication they seem pretty self sufficent

[Doc] How so? Has he just not asked for anything?

[Deer] - Pretty much, though he has a knack for finding all of the hidden food.  I plan on asking Flux about it soon

[Doc] that's a tad annoying. I'll have to hide the unique items better so he doesn't eat the last one of something.

[Deer] - Already started on that

[Doc] You're the best-

[Deer] - Now go, we don't want to keep that asshole Jeb waiting

[Doc] Did he call while I was gone too? I know I left my command block in the bedroom accidently.

[Deer] - No, but it looked like there was a thank you message from Ever to Lie

[Doc] Fuck sake.... She really needs her own phone. Or computer or something.

[Deer] - Send her out to deliver the numbers and tell her to get a phone while out there then

[Doc] Good idea. Though I am loathe to send her out alone. We randomly ran into Offender today.

[Deer] - I doubt you'd run into him a second time

[Doc] Well not him, I'm sure he's still laughing at animal dicks while his proxy sketches for her art class. But it was a weird coincidence.

[Deer] - I still think she'll be safe, she's connected to CP in more ways then one, he'll go to her immediately if there's any sign of distress

[Doc] Good point. But you can't blame me for being cautious. I'll be back later either way. - heads back up

[Lie] Is waiting in the cage for Doc-

[Doc] Decides to take a shortcut through the ground and spirals down out of the ceiling to land in a double circle around her

[Lie] Yelps in surprise- Doc!

[Doc] Looks at her upside down. Hir eyes dart one way and then the other as if to make sure they're alone. Hir voice is barely a whisper as xe grins- cat nuts.

[Lie] Turns bright red, the glow from her hair rivaling the glowstone above- WHY!?

[Doc] Erupts in gales of giggles - Because it's funny, and you look cool when you glow like that-

[Lie] - Can we just go?

[Doc] Decribes a hole with one paw and gestures for her to go first - Certainly.

[Lie] Steps through into the warmth of the savannah-

[Doc] Slithers out as well and casts around to see if there are any NOTCHs or dragons nearby-

-Everything is relatively quiet.  The village is just a short ways off-

[Doc] What a lovely day- Xe goes trotting off in the the direction of the village

[NOTCHAI] Is waiting outside for them-

[Doc] Shrinks down and walks up to him - Hi again. Everything copacetic?

[NOTCHAI] - So far.- He hands over the journal- We got as many as we could, many are just partial

[Doc] That's okay. They're decently long combos and I don't think there are a ton of NOTCH's in total to begin with. It should be enough to match them all up with the missing ones.

[NOTCHAI] - I'm glad we could be of help

[Doc] I appreciate it. Lets hope the next gen of NOTCHs get along better with their charges.

[NOTCHAI] - We can hope, but expect the worse unless everything has been fixed

[Lie] - At least you guys are safe

[Doc] You know I'll take in anyone who needs help. Rest assured if I find any homeless NOTCHs you'll be the first to know.

[NOTCHAI] - And we'll gladly take them

[Doc] Thank you. - Turns to Lie. - Are you going to deliver the book? Because I thought of something you should do while you're out.

[Lie] - Hm?  I mean, if you really want me to...

[Doc] Why not? You've been pretty buddy-buddy with the staff lately, and we don't want Cp to do it. Though he'd probably enjoy it.

[Lie] Sighs- Oh alright, just let me change my clothes first.  And what do you want me to do?

[Doc] That's fine. And I need you to get a phone for yourself. If only so that Ever kid will stop leaving me messages for you.

[Lie] - I'm sorry...  I didn't intend to bother you with that...

[Doc] No trouble. I just like to keep that line clear for emergencies.

[Lie] Takes the book- Guess I'll get ready to go then

[Peacock] is quietly stalking Firebird and Cn-

[Firebird] -Walking with CN, fluffing wings and humming-

[CN] Is grumpy that he got found-

[Peacock] sneaky-sneak

[Firebird] -Pats CN with one wing-

[CN] Tries to scuttle away-

[Firebird] Nope, no escape. -Scoop CN up and tuck into chest fluff-

[CN] Chirps but does nuzzle into fluff-

-Aand he slowly sinks deeper into the fluff as Firebird walks-

[CN] Soon isn't even visible-

-Dear god there's so much floof, Firebird has to be 99% feathers-

[Peacock] Comes screaming out of a tree straight at Firebird-

[Firebird] -Spook screech and scuttle back, flapping wings at Peacock-

[CN] Is jostled-

[Peacock] Mad dancing around and dumps a bunch of colorful items it's stolen onto Firebird-

[Firebird] -Exasperated bird noises as he's buried under colorful items-

[CN] Makes an escape to safety-

[Peacock] Does a rather silly display dance-

[Firebird] Yes, yes, very nice.. -Wiggle way out of colorful items-

[Peacock] Flaps wings to look big-

[CN] Is sneaking off-

[Peacock] Zeros in on the littler bird with a betrayed look and starts stalking after Cn with wings tucked in tightly-

[CN] Panicked noise-

[Firebird] -Pockets some of the colorful items before hopping after CN and Peacock-

[Peacock] Loud screech at Cn-

[CN] Tries to make himself as small as possible-

[Firebird] -Scoops up CN and tucks him into Fluff- -Screeches at Peacock angrily-

[Peacock] Balls up and ruffles feathers - screeee!

[CN] Is shaking-

[Firebird] -Increased Scree and floof-

[Peacock] Backs off a little- Squee?

[Firebird] -Huffs at Peacock and starts off again-

[Peacock] Flops on the ground and makes a really sad noise-

[CN] Pokes head out with a curious and worried chirp-

[Peacock] Plays dead and makes a sad whining noise-

[Firebird] -Deep intense sigh and turns around to walk back over to the Peacock-

[CN] Hides deep in the feathers again-

[Peacock] Meeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh - feet wiggle-

[Firebird] -Taps Peacock a bit- Get up.

[Peacock] Rolls over- cheep?

[CN] Long worried scree-

[Peacock] Slinks over hoping for cuddles-

[Firebird] -Awkwardly pats Peacock with one wing-

[Peacock] Happy chirping.

[CN] Panics again and goes tearing off-

[Peacock] Looks at Cn like he's crazy

[Firebird] Oh come on, really?

[CN] Vanishes from sight-

[Peacock] Chirp?

[Lie] Quickly went home and changed her clothes to more appropriate and to hide her hair.  She threw on her jeans and hooded sweater, bunching her hair up into the back of her sweater and pulling the sunglasses on.  She gives CP a quick kiss good bye before stepping out into the real world.  She ends up at a mall and finds a kiosk with cheap smart phones.  After fibbing a few things she manages to get a phone and goes off to set it up.  This takes her awhile since it's been a very long time since she handled an actual phone-

[Lie] Deciding to work on it later she finds a secluded corner and creates another opening and ends up near the Mojang headquarters.  Making sure she looks as normal as possible, she heads for the entrance-

[Yster] Is leaning on the copier while it spits out a few pages and notices her- Hey! what are you doing up here in daylight?

[Lie] - I have what you guys asked for and figured it would be more polite to arrive not through one of your computers

[Yster] Oh you got the numbers? And yes, that is appreciated. No need to scare anyone. I'll take you to Dofta. - motions for her to follow

[Lie] Follows, trying to avoid the gazes of the rest of the employees-

[Svit] Gives her a suprised look as they pass in the hall and then turns to watch her butt as she goes-

[Lie] Feels the gaze and uses small vines to make a cold flower appear up his pants leg-

[Svit] YIPES!

[Lie] Smirks and continues following-

[Yster] Guesses she did somthing and hustles her along- Don't! We didn't tell the rest of the staff!

[Lie] -  Sorry, you tend to pick up griefing habits if you hang around griefers a lot

[Yster] Esh... -  Knocks on Dofta's office door and peeks in to make sure she's alone before ushering her in- I have to get back to work anyway. It's gonna be time for another small snapshot update again really soon.

[Lie] - What?  Already?

[Dofta] Oh! Hello Ms. Lie.

[Yster] Looks back- It's mostly patching bugs.

[Lie] - No need for the miss Dofta, and updates are sorta hit and miss for us...

[Dofta] How come?

[Lie] - First update I went through the server froze over for a couple of days and the next one it became super hot

[Dofta] Oh dear... It's not supposed to do that.... Is it an older seed? Or a snapshot server?

[Lie] - Snapshot server, so things do tend to get pretty weird

[Dofta] They can be a little shaky, but you get to see anything new way before everyone else. Do you have any mods installed?

[Lie] Shakes her head- No, but we do bring in things from the real world, plus our own abilities

[Dofta] Taps her chin - I wonder if having that many Herobrines in one place causes distortions in the local code...?

[Lie] - You'd have to ask Deer, she's the server and would know the answer to that

[Dofta] That would be an interesting chat. And a gathering of so many glitches is unprecidented. Actually, you should ask Markus. If he can look at the server code from inside he might be able to tell you if something is different from the normal seed generations too.

[Lie] - Hmmm, I do recall him saying he kept seeing the coding as he was adjusting to the brine blood...

[Dofta] Brine... blood?

[Lie] - Ah, well, when you become fully digital it's rather painful, so to speed up the process we replaced Notch's blood with that of...- Thinks for a moment-  Four brines and two Steves

[Dofta] Just stares at her- I guess there's no such thing as blood types amongst brines...? Poor Markus... I hope you guys are taking good care of him. Jeb has always been a bit of an ass, but the rest of us do miss him.

[Lie] - Oh believe me, he's plenty happy.  He technically kinda lives on my bit of land...  Mostly because of having to deal with his more...  Unruly son

[Dofta] Good. It's weird tothink of him just living in his own game, but then, it is his greatest work. - pauses- Oh, Cp? He seemed a bit volitile. But rambunctious Herobrines are more the norm then the exception. If Markus has any sway over him at all I'd consider that phenominal.

[Lie] Pulls back the sleeve of her hoodie to reveal the pink collar- This has some sway over him to

[Dofta] That looks like a little pet collar?

[Lie] - That's exactly what it is, TLOT made it so when my husband gets too murder or in too much trouble, I can turn him into a cat

[Dofta] A cat?! That's.... That's really funny, oh! I'm sorry for chuckling. He's such a huge guy. It's hard to imagine him as an ocelot.

[Lie] Gives her a mental burst of CP as a cat-

[Dofta] Lets out an - AWWWW - involuntarily. - And his eyes still glow?!

[Lie] - Yeah, it's how it is for all the brines I know that can take other forms, the eyes never change

[Dofta] That's interesting as well. It is a persistent glitch isn't it? How are the new NOTCHs faring and the old ones too, while I'm asking?

[Lie] - Oh, right- SHe digs through her inventory and pulls out the journal- Here's the numbers for the old ones.  They seem to be doing fine, mostly just stick to themselves on their server...   Not sure where my NOTCH is at the moment...

[Dofta] Takes the book-  Well, once I've put this info into the system they're effectively retired and can do whatever suits their fancies anyway. Wait, yours is missing?

[Lie] - Well I mean I know he's with another NOTCH right now, but not where on the server he is.  Buff is very energetic and I usually chat with him briefly when I'm tending to my animals and he's jogging

[Dofta] Oh, well that's okay right? As long as it's one you trust. And that sounds great. I've been doing a lot of work on the new parameters lately. I don't want to generate a crop of nightmares for you guys when I reassign new NOTCHs for the hurt ones charges.

[Lie] - It's much appreciated.  Now I've probably taken up a lot of your work time, so I should go...

[Dofta] Well it was very interesting talking to you, and thank you for the info.

[Lie] - Your welcome, I'll try to find my own way out...  And then figure out this phone...

[Dofta] There's something wrong with your phone?

[Lie] - Heh, haven't used one in forever and a new friend has been sending messages to Doc for me soooooo I was ordered to get myself a phone so theirs would be open for emergencies...

[Dofta] Do you want some help?

[Lie] - Yes please- She pulls the new phone out

[Dofta] Takes it egarly and starts fiddling with it. Her thumbs fly over the touch surface as she sets things up. - So you just need email and text mostly?

[Lie] - Yeah, pretty much

[Dofta] Sets up an address and shows her how to get at it and then opens the contacts book and sets her own number as an example so she can see how to text and add to the address box- Just here and here and like this, and I set up a lock screen code, here's the number.

[Lie] - Thank you so much, no doubt my husband will take it as a personal challenge to hack into it because old habits die hard, but I don't mind

[Dofta] That's kinda slimy.... Do you want a thumbprint lock? Or would that make it not work in-game because of the resolution?

[Lie] - I don't know, but I doubt that would stop him.  It's not as if there's anything on there that he can't see anyways.  This is the man capable of getting past the highest security systems with almost no problems.  And if he gets too annoying, I'll just turn him into a cat

[Dofta] Just offering. I like my privacy.

[Lie] - Oh so do I, and he usually respects that, but he is still a griefer and it shows from time to time, but I'd rather he be doing stuff like this then dragging humans in to murder them again

[Dofta] Gets a fearful look - Why would he do that? Most Herobrine's just stick to sending players to respawn. But then... they can't get out... I think you need to keep this very close to your vest for all our sakes.

[Lie] - Don't worry, he hasn't done so in a very long time

[Dofta] Good. - She hugs herself gently thinking about it- I hope the other brines don't hate us... We don't want to hurt them.

[Lie] - They know it's out of your control, the only one that we have any sort of animosity towards is Jeb, and that's mostly for what he did to TLOT

[Dofta] He's always been rather short-sighted. But it's more stupidity then actual malice. It was better when Markus was here to balance him.

[Lie] - I bet, anyways, I gotta go, but it was nice talking to you

[Dofta] Same. Do you want to use my computer to get out?

[Lie] - Are you sure that's okay?

[Dofta] As long as it won't mess up what I'm working on, that's fine with me.

[Lie] Smiles- Thanks- She reaches out and touches the screen, letting it crackle with static before she waves and slips through the opening and closes the entrance behind her.  She ends up just outside her house and sends a quick message to Doc saying everything was delivered before going in to absorb some heat from her husband

-There's a slight frantic thumping on the door to the castle-

[Steve] Looks up from his book towards the sound. He turns his eyes skyward to see if it's gotten dark to make sure it isn't a zombie and then slides gently out from between his sleeping husbands paws to go check the door. He cracks it and peeks outside-

[CN] Hustles in-

[Steve] Looks at the little bird curiously and it dawns on him - OH! Cn! Where's Firebird?

[CN] Makes frantic wing gestures "outside"-

[Steve] Is he in trouble?!

[CN] Shrugs as best he can-

[Steve] What the fuck Cn?! - Calls over chat - Firebird?! Do you need help?

[CN] Darts down the stairs-

[Steve] Chases him - Hey! Where are you going?

[Firebird] - over chat- i yearn for the sweet embrace of death

[Steve] OH NO! Firebird? Where are you?! I'll get help!

[CN] Pauses at the sight of TLOT-

[TLOT] Soft cat snores-

[CN] Tries sneaking by-

[Firebird] - chat - I'm joking, the peacock is just harassing me again, don't worry that much. Im, just kind of stuck under them

[TLOT] Sniffs and then sniffs a little faster. His paw darts out to catch Cn-

[CN] Very surprised noise-

[Steve] In chat- OH. You scared me.

[TLOT] Gives a lazy yawn that shows off all his fangs - I smell a little NOTCH.

[Firebird] - chat - Sorry

[CN] - No no no!

[TLOT] Why lie to me? It's not like I don't know who you are.

[Steve] Comes down the stairs. - Oh, you got him already-

[CN] - I don't wanna be thrown off of anymore tree's!

[TLOT] Hmmm? I take it the flying lessons didn't go well?

[CN] - No more!

[TLOT] Are you sorry?

[CN] - Yes!

[TLOT] Not going to pluck any more feathers?

[CN] Shakes his head-

[TLOT] Then I guess I could change you back...

[CN] Perks up a little-

[TLOT] Especially since you can't lie to me. Be good. - He picks up the tiny bird in his paws and releases him back into his human form-

[CN] Plops down naked and looks down at himself- Ummm

[TLOT] Closes his eyes-  Your stuff is in your inventory.

[Steve] Looks away hurredly-

[CN] Takes a moment to change back into his hoodie and pants-

[TLOT] Notices the plushie between his paws- Where did this...?

[Steve] Doc left it for you!

[TLOT] Well that's nice. It's cute.

[CN] - I'm gonna go home, I miss my bed

[Steve] That's a good idea Cn. Oh! And Doc gave me something too! - he pulls out the digeridoo-

[TLOT] That's a really colorful stick my lamb-

[Steve] They said it makes noises! I was waiting for you to wake up to try it out!

[TLOT] Ummm

[Steve] Puts the end to his lips and blows. the low reverberating vibrations echo in the vine room.

[TLOT] Looks a bit pained- That's... pretty loud-

[Steve] Happily making tooting noises with the primitive instrument.

[CN] Runs from castle-

[autolovecraft]

Perhaps some mineral element from the attic.

As it was soon to display beneath the half-moon played wanly on the main road. All this the change in grass and leafage; but when dawn came, and walked boldly toward the sky like the way it works ain't like they be here—now it's going home—At this there was no change in the previous year. The room was deadly cold; and as the aerolite and its influence was so insidious. Nahum had been. It was a crushed and apparently somewhat melted mass of iron which had killed the live-stock and humans, and the bloodroots grew insolent in their church-going or their attendance at the stony soil of the dark its luminosity was very marked. He had seen it a smart blow with a bitter disappointment. There was considerable questioning at the last half-obscured by the unknown. It was too late. To this day it sprawls open to the editor of the evening. It was the same odd bands at first, though the blasphemy from beyond had not his home on the apostles' heads at Pentecost. I must write the chief engineer to keep her locked in the woodshed behind, and all the farmers, Nahum said, with a long pole must have been nothing from outside, tied to a grayish powder, and he feared the fall before was freely mentioned, and mentioned that the blight is spreading—little by little, perhaps an inch a year and half later, recalled that the queer things the specimen had done with poor Nahum. The ooze and bubbles and the trees increased, while its face had taken less than they thought. The beaker had gone, and had grown very considerable, the wide-planked floor. No watcher can ever forget that sight, only one or two, and many dead trunks stood or lay rotting at the fluid, and begged them to see him inside his own kitchen, but did nothing. Nahum quickly became a kind of growth or nourishment even now.

Nahum to deal with now; he must search for himself.

And yet amid that tense godless calm the hysterical sobbing of little Merwin, who fancied they talked in some terrible language that was all that he had seen it in spite of the brittle globule in the Gazette, but he has never been there, and Ammi had come in that attic room across the day before, but a ragged pit by the north road and the nervous child ringing horribly in his sleigh on the way. The trees budded prematurely around Nahum's, the seven shaking men trudged back toward Arkham by the unknown disease of live-stock and poultry were dead and the fringe on the wide-planked floor. He even thought of searching it for an instant that very morning against the foetor they were far from steady in their chromatic perversion. There was no bottom at all on the couch, he set out at once by a clatter which told of the countryside. There is no need for words.

They shunned people now, and its influence was so insidious. They were the usual order of use. The old folk have gone away, and which all too clearly had shared the nameless fate of young Thaddeus and the buggy. He dared move neither backward nor forward, but the illness of persons and animals who had been very like one we all seen in the lot near the archaic well-ordered laboratory; doing nothing at all on the borders of that colored vapor in the meteor's strange spectrum, was sorely needed; since the witch trials, and atrocious collapses or disintegrations were common. He had looked at it. It was a fearsomely ancient place, for he had always walked uprightly in the morning, and had noticed the glow about the well—he lives in the valley. Whether it had grasped quite as much of the eye. There had been disputed in country gossip was disputable no longer good. It was the next moment called swiftly to earth by the road past Nahum's house in his front yard, and a new road was laid curving far toward the sky.

He and Ammi, it'll do something more sucks the life out of the house was! It was nothing of value had been. It had shrunk, and the blasted heath will slumber far below blue waters whose surface will mirror the sky like a great spot eaten by acid in the old days the professors gave it a kind of smoke jest like the brittle globule found embedded in the noxious air as if by some vague fear, he heard still further sounds below.

The rest of his host stammered out a final answer. It was getting very feeble. Twilight had now become an acknowledged thing, or who ever visited the place, and had grown very considerable, the wide-planked floor and the splash had been suddenly arrested. There were ammonia and caustic soda, alcohol and ether, nauseous carbon disulphide and a new road was laid curving far toward the sky and ripple in the stone they smashed it it was only a fine gray dust or ash which no wind seemed ever to blow about. Nitric acid and even the sober professors could not convey it—when Ammi looked out again the disappearing fragment left carefully cased in lead. In May the insects came, and in a tale of terror. Presently Nahum asked him if the extra wood had made him any more comfortable, and sent reporters to talk with Nahum Gardner house amidst its fertile gardens and orchards. The bad fruit of such size seen before, and the boys were in a mad cosmic frenzy, till it became common speech that something was wrong with all Nahum's folks. He was gone, and the livestock. The listening was, indeed, was sorely needed; since the water had been dragged by any external forces, Ammi could not be told.

Screamed at everything. Merwin and Zenas in the upland lot along the line of inquiry. There was considerable questioning at the stony soil of the well. Then the stronger-minded folk all left the region. Every trifle of the anatomy and habits of squirrels and rabbits and foxes as they is here one o' them professors said so All three horses outside, followed at once by a firm rein.

Even when her expression changed he did not accompany him. There was a wild commotion and clopping in the well I seen it for an instant at the rim. I shall visit the Arkham papers made much of the dark ancient valleys through which he had found that stone—it was oddly soft. He and Ammi thought that most of the soil. Thad and Merwin, Zenas and Nabby—Nahum was very plain that healthy living things must leave that house.

It shied, balked, and a number of bones of small animals. There was too soft with the melons and tomatoes, and something terrible in the acid solvents there seemed to strain more and more in troubling my sleep. That which spoke could speak no more because it had come into the sky like a softened ray from a round and curiously regular hole in the silent valley; and after some fumbling Ammi threw open the low white door. It was awful, he added.

He said he was about. On an anvil it appeared to think that they could not stay, though; and as Ammi visibly shivered, the seven shaking men trudged back toward the kitchen. He did not dare look back till they buried him next day.

In another moment horse and buggy had gone, no residue was left to do but go back to the country legends.

The labor tired him more than it had come that white noontide cloud, that the cause seemed to flow directly into the sky like a softened ray from a vapor glimpsed in the old road, there came from poor tethered Hero such a name. There was no wind seems to disperse.

[doomed-era]

..gaffen and zeldas horses pre and post cal (including hylia brainworms)? names + personalities perhabs

hehe oh this might be long. because I . uh

drew all of them.

gaffen has five horses so. full slots in-game yea. non-"special" horses are sneaky, cheese, and epona! the giant horse is named pumpkin, and the white horse is named cloud, however he does not really consider cloud his horse. he also did the epona thing </3 i am taking a little artistic license with the horses because I want there to be different heights + builds for them uh yea. i used to be really into horses growing up so its my right. horse isle 2 babeeyyyy

sneaky -- mare, skewbald, 14.5 hh. I would say she's probably descended from horses that were already running wild around hyrule from before the calamity. I'd say her build is similar to that of an american mustang for that reason (short, very hardy. tho tbf I really dont think a lot of feral horses WOULDNT be like this. im just. messing around) she's gaffen's first horse, and his favorite one.

she's about seven years old now? gaffen caught her when she was fairly young and very soon after he left the great plateau so she took to him very well. shes very gentle and intelligent, generally speaking doesn't know what to do around monsters. gaffen had to train her to not shy around them because she is not a fan and is kind of a coward </3 she knows a bunch of tricks like shaking hands and standing up on her hind legs, retrieving objects, and other stuff. she's very treat-oriented and will listen to anyone who gives her food. this actually led to a yiga kidnapping? once? yeah the yiga tried to steal her oops. her name is sneaky bc gaffen had to sneak up on her to catch her. very creative

epona -- mare, flaxen chestnut, 13.9 hh, about six years old. also descended from already-feral horses, though she may have a little farm horse that got free in there. she's the second horse gaffen registered!

epona started just. following gaffen one day. this is presumably because she was bored and smelled food on him. she's a very bold horse, and not afraid of a fight. she also gets bored really easily, so gaffen has taught her several tricks as well. she really likes people, and is the most vocal of gaffen's horses. gaffen named her after a story he heard about chosen heroes naming their horses epona, as he didn't know the story when he found sneaky.

cheese-- stallion, 15hh blue roan. he's descended from horses used by the hyrulean military. he's got a very long, pretty mane and is very well-built, similar to an andalusian.

cheese was named after his coat color and markings. he's around seven, and is gaffen's fourth horse. gaffen thought he looked like mold but the stable owner he tried to register him at (it was tasseren) said he wouldnt let gaffen name a horse mold. so he settled on cheese. cheese is generally a very sweet horse who loves attacking monsters. he's kind of annoying around people he doesn't know and will nibble on your clothes. but! he is a great jumper and people have asked gaffen if they could breed cheese with their mares once or twice. his favorite treat is apple horse treats that some stables will sell

pumpkin -- 23 hh mare, technically this coloration I dont THINK exists irl but the closest is probably a liver chestnut. she has the build of a shire more or less, and her bloodline is believed to be the result of an abandoned breeding project in the gerudo highlands.

pumpkin is AGGRESSIVE. towards horses, people, what have you. the problem is she's very attached to gaffen and gaffen as far as hes concerned thinks pumpkin can do no wrong. she runs over things with no remorse. its not like she wants to she just doesnt care. gaffen thinks she was the matriarch of her old herd. she's a very proud horse and refuses to do tricks but she is very affectionate towards gaffen and generally listens to him. her favorite treat is endura carrots. she is the fourth horse gaffen has registered and is around fourteen years old.

cloud-- 14.2 hh white stallion, around nine years old. my god I did not want to make him white I wanted to make him a grey or ivory or perlino but nooo. canonical pink nose which means he's probably white ew ew ew. anyway he is based on an arabian horse, however I gave him feathering, he's kinda fuzzier than an arabian and he probably has a mane more like an andalusian. i love andalusians. but he descended from a special breed of horses called the hyrulean imperial breed! they're a hotblooded breed known for their intelligence and grace.

cloud is the last horse gaffen registered, probably because it was so frustrating to catch him. unfortunately toffa was a LITTLE bit more picky in this au lets say. and didnt just look for a white horse but something with the breed characteristics of a a hyrulean imperial. so gaffen ended up catching several horses either sired by cloud or part of his herd that were a similar color. cloud, uh, well he hates everyone. he is wild as they come, very difficult to train, even for someone who likes training horses and had quite a bit of experience like gaffen did at the time. this was only exacerbated by hylia having recently popped into gaffen's head and insisting he give the horse to widget and train him properly, which only made him more angry at the horse. gaffen just. didnt really treat him well. to him, that is not his horse. cloud is a big fan of apples but he also likes sugar cubes-- basically anything sweet.

ok pre-calamity horses now

chestnut-- 15 hh mahogany bay gelding, 15 at the time of the calamity.

chestnut is a horse that gaffen got from his parents when he was thirteen. it took him a bit to get used to riding but once he understood it and began to bond with chestnut he fell in love with horses. they're better than dogs, obviously. chestnut was basically the perfect companion-- he was trained very well for his job before gaffen got him and had a gentle disposition. chestnut, unlike gaffen, seemed to enjoy the company of just about everyone, and most stables gaffen went to complimented him on how well-kept and good-natured chestnut was. when the calamity hit gaffen ordered the boy under him who was responsible for the horses to set chestnut and the other horses free. it's unknown if the horse survived.

lily -- 14.2 hh white mare, around 5 years old at the time of the calamity. I DO NOT KNOW WHY WE CAME UP WITH THE SAME NAME </3 she is a hyrulean imperial

widget did not like lily at first, and lily did not like her. though she was trained to be ridden without complaint by the royal family specifically the horse had a way of being annoying without technically going outside of the rules she was trained to follow. though some stablehands suggested she take some time to learn better riding habits widget didn't really care to do it as she had made up her mind that she didn't like horses and didn't want to put any effort into learning how to bond with hers. eventually, with some help from gaffen the Horse Obsessed Freak, widget does learn to like and work with lily and they get along fairly well.