#i have a hard time letting go of this laptop tho cuz it has a goddamn TERABYTE of space on it.
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tomandgeriatric · 2 years ago
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hmm i want a proper gaming computer. currently i have a laptop from 2015 that runs the sims 4 but it needs to be on a cooling pad. . its a decent laptop but like....i wanna play more games lol
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hellsbroadcaster · 7 months ago
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I feel bad because I haven't really done much here. I don't really like using my health as an excuse but its genuinely what it is. I'm exhausted all the time. This steroid medication is the worst and its going on 8 whole month's I've been taking it. I've gained a ton of weight, like it doesn't feel normal. my body aches all the time. I feel like I'm pregnant. none of my clothes fit me anymore which only leads to more of my inner self loathing which I hate because after my last relationship i really worked hard to build myself up. And it felts like every time I think I'm getting better SOMETHING happens. and I try so hard to not let it get to me.
It took me years to stop being in denial about diabetes. i almost had to die before I started to accept that this was my life. and ive been proud and worked very hard to get where I am with it. not I feel like I'm failing again cuz the steroids work against them. my A1C went up, and i'm just so disappointed by it. I've been having some manner of fatigue about taking my meds. which i usually dont but i find myself taking them later and later in the day. Sunday, I opted to not take the steroid and with only ONE day it made me feel horribly sick. this blood disorder really is the worst. the fact that i cant go one day without it or it'll really make me sick just annoys the crap out of me. I hate it. i hate not having control on it. also when i talked to my therapist she talks about how trauma has a lot to do with your health and how it effects your body. and when I think back to all the trauma i've experienced within the last 6 years? it makes sense the way my body is just trying to kill me. because what are the odds I get a rare blood disease like really.
and I hate talking about it because I feel like such a burden. when people ask me how i'm doing and i say okay because if I tell them its day three and I still feel like shit like ppl get tired eventually. i always have to act like i'm good at home anyway because otherwise I'll hear my mom say 'oh its always something with you' like i asked for this shit.
I guess my point is, I really wanna be more active but I put all my energy into work because its such a complicated job, and if I slack off even a little its a pain in the ass to get caught back up and so its always frustrating when I have to take off and i come back to a mess despite me leaving it perfect for the person who is backing me up. they wont pay me FMLA, and I have to take off at least one day a week to make appointments for this illness. i technically work the full 80 hours but on the days i work 12s i cant take a lunch, i have to get up earlier. and its already draining for me. so by the time I get off work, I don't even wanna transition to my laptop. but I love being here and i have so much fun so i try my best. lately tho, I look at my drafts and I have so much muse but no energy at all. i promise i am working on it. I really just ask for patience. being in this fandom has been the most fun i've had on tumblr in a very long time.
my hope with this new medication I am getting, they will start to tamper me off the steroids, and my energy will start to come back as the dose goes down. my fingers are crossed honestly.
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goremet-chef · 2 years ago
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behold!! a long ass ramble about sotf and the forest cuz im super hyperfixated and love both with all my heart
my bestie had a super old computer and she wasnt able to run the forest anymore so we couldnt play it for like a year or 2 😭😭 but she bought a laptop and we finally played again after all that time and it was so fun and we met a worm (by we met a worm, i mean SHE met the worm, it was right behind me and i had no idea except for when i jumped down the cliff to get into our house cuz i kept forgetting we had a zipline, i saw 3 little worm bits fall down to my right after me and then i left the game as fast as i could cuz im not about that!! (no fr it was fucking horrible i was so scared my hands were shaking for like 5 minutes 💀 its fun i love it))
and then we beat it and ugh man i wanna play it again like. DONT GET ME WRONG i love sotf so much and i was literally stimming so hard when i heard it was coming out so soon like i was so fucking hype, but the newer creepies arent as scary to me i think? EXCEPT THE CATERPILLAR fuck that noise but otherwise like i think the main this is cuz right listen here is my tale okay
so it was our first playthru of the forest, we saw markiplier and his friends play it (their newer one) and so we were like wow this looks great guys lets get this game so we got it and listen man i just thought it was CANNIBALS thats all i had no fucking idea there were mutants, sooo
i was logging with them above our house area (we built it the same spot as mark shush) and i hear a deer running right and im like okay whatever it was so unimportant i hardly remember that detail, and then i am got!! i am gotten something has got me and i turn and its a fucking armsy and i dont remember since it was a while ago but i know i freaked the fuck out and i was like GUYS theres a fucking. a thing theres a THING come down from the cliff we gotta go and mannn
let me tell you that FEAR has never left me, armsy is the mutant im most afraid of just cuz of that first initial encounter. like the way it TOWERED OVER ME BRO and i didnnt know what i was looking at, shit man. AWFUL, i love it. the newer creepy mutants are just smaller i think, but i still think theyre very cool
i will say tho no shade (full shade) but my friends arent like. they arent GOOD at listening or looking out for danger, so i am our eyes and ears most of the time
i am SO OVERLY PARANOID IN THE FOREST its like actual hell i can feel the stress taking over my body (believe it or not, i do enjoy playing this game) its crazy and theres been so many times ive saved our asses cuz i can hear an armsy coming from a mile away 💀 its fun tho we have fun here
yeah idk i miss it i might ask if we can play more cuz i kinda want megan to spawn around our base (also speaking of megan i kicked her ASS MAN all the fear ive ever felt and the nerves i had before the fight were completely turned to dust because fighting something that size activated my monster hunter instincts and i wasnt scared anymore i kept staggering her with my fire club and i did the finishing blow it was epic. my friend died like 4 times somehow but its okay we did it)
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agirlisaglock · 11 months ago
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Ex-boyfriend rant (12/12/23)
I used to have a boyfriend but he broke up with me officially 2 days ago and maybe that's why I'm doing this stupid ass tumblr journaling. My ex was a good person at first, but the drugs and alcohol he does really changed him and the way he thinks. He became really abusive and toxic pretty fast but I stayed with him, because when he was sober he was good to me, except that he really did isolate me from my friends and stuff, and he had a lot of double standards with me. He broke up with me once before and tried coming back but I didn't let him come back at first but I ended up going back to him. I used to be friends with this one guy but I lost my virginity to him a while before I met my ex and my ex kept thinking I was lying ab having sex with him again (I didn't!). Yet he had sex with 2 other girls while we were broken up, one of them being someone who he cheated on me with in the past. He just kept thinking I was lying and even if I really did fuck that boy, he did things too but he loved excusing his shit, yet I'm the hoe. I'm a pretty tough person and very extreme so a lot of this stuff I let it go because with other guys they usually act intimidated with me (I'm not mean or toxic, I just don't like bullshit) but it was different with this boy. I feel like we were on the same level and we got along so well and his family absolutely loves me and I love them too. The last time we broke up it was literally only 2 months ago yet I didn't feel as torn up about it, but I think it's because we actually got back together and it was the honeymoon phase all over again and it has me convinced he'll come back home to me, but at the same time I know he's crazy and abusive as hell, but idk that's my man and I'm sort of waiting on him but not really. Like if he came back later on and was matured and different, I'd take him back in an instant. But at the same time if he never came back I'd be okay. But honestly I know a few months will go by and he's gonna see he won't get somebody better than me. I don't mean that I'm the prettiest most perfect girlfriend but I'm definitely way too good to be dealing with his nonsense. I'm only 16 yet I treated him like a king, breakfast everyday, clean clothes always, even cleaned and fed the dogs too all while dealing with my own issues too. In our relationship it was always him him him and never me. He says he doesn't know things ab me because I don't open up but really he's self-centered. While he's not a very good person I love him regardless, because at the end of the day we are all hard people to be with all with our own flaws, so when you find someone who's willing to put up with your shit, you stick with them to the very end and you don't quit it. But that's exactly what he does, he quits everything. Our relationship went downhill whenever he got arrested one night and lost his car. That vehicle with the speakers was his pride and joy and after that was when he changed. But honestly he's just a big cheater, liar, abuser and doesn't think his actions matter. At the end of the day tho I can deal w shit like that whenever the good outweighs the bad, but he didn't even fight for our relationship, but if he's meant to be with me he'll be with me. Who knows maybe he'll mature and come back or maybe in a few years we'll bump into eachother. Or maybe I'll find the Mr. Perfect he told me to go look for, but it sucks cuz I really wanted it to be him. I type this on my laptop with teary eyes and a 'frog in my throat' and I just hope time will tell or it'll heal wounds.
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allisonlol · 2 years ago
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Hi! I love your writing sm! I'm so glad your requests are open again! Can I request Dazai and Chuuya who has a fem s/o who likes to flash her boobs at them randomly?
a/n: hugs for u anon (^_^)ヾ(^^ ) hehe this req is pure gold. also i currently have a strawberry slushy which is very important information that you must all know
warnings: nsfw, mostly suggestive rather than explicit but yea, afab reader
(Dazai, Chuuya) With a S/O That Likes to Flash Them
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Dazai
so, the first time this happened was simply cuz you were bored
^you and dazai had stayed late at the agency to catch up on overdue reports (rather, YOU were writing the reports while he was on his laptop doin some bullshit)
you’d decided to lighten the mood & called his name, catching his attention before quickly lifting your shirt to flash him
bro immediately perked up (in more than one way hshgdhsb) & gave you the cockiest smile
slammed his laptop shut and said “yep, we’re going home” before grabbing you and dragging you out of the building
there was so much sexual tension on that drive home too
however, dazai was not expecting you to turn this into a routine occurrence 💀
whenever you two are alone and you want a reaction out of him, you’ll randomly flash him
it’s almost like a challenge for yourself as to how much of a reaction you can get
most times, dazai will laugh under his breath while shaking his head
“you’re almost too much for me, y/n”
will then promptly encourage you to remove the rest of your clothes while you’re at it 👍🏻👍🏻
it’s hard to catch him off guard, but not impossible. the key is to do it when there’s a risk of being caught 📸
^flash him out of nowhere while the two of you are temporarily alone in the agency. dazai will be surprised for a split second before giving you the darkest warning glare
rushes over to quickly pull your shirt down while shooting a glance at the door
it gets him all worked up so it’s aggravating when he basically gets cockblocked by WORK
one time you did it before a mandatory meeting and he was staring at you the whole time like 😏😏 PLS
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Chuuya
the first time you did this was nothing more than wanting attention from your bf
chuuya had been busy working at his desk for hours while you were left bored, sitting in the armchair by the fireplace
so naturally you thought of a simple solution to get him away from his work 🙄🙄
you called out to him from across the room, quickly lifting your shirt the second he looked up at you
plsss he immediately went red and looked away from you (respectful man!!)
“the hell are you doing, y/n??” he stood up so quickly his chair slammed against the wall, before storming over to you and pulling you up by the arm
he’s still flustered and avoiding your gaze the whole time tho 😭😭 but let’s just say you ended up getting what you wanted that night
but now, chuuya HATES that you’ve made it a frequent occurrence
and despite how many times it may happen, he’s still never prepared for it
^gets just as flustered each time. tries to cover his blush with the back of his hand while glancing away with a scowl 🥰
chuuya is also a possessive mf, so he gets extra nervous when you flash him somewhere that there’s a chance you’ll be seen by others
YANKS your shirt back down while looking around to see if anyone else saw (if they did, he’d kill them)
will try to scold you but he’s so…distracted that he can barely string a sentence together
you’ll end up laughing bc he’s just so CUTE & that’s what sets him off. will drag you to a second location to show you who’s really in charge ��😇
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obeiii-mee · 4 years ago
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Could I request the brothers (and maybe Diavolo, if you're comfortable) reacting to a knightly/chivalrous m/c, please?
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I haven’t written Diavolo in a hot minute, I’m glad he’s being requested again. I’m guessing you mean an MC with the attributes of a knight? The same sort of mannerisms and traits and not an actual knight! MC? Lemme know if I did this ask wrong because I was low key confused lmao.
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The Brothers + Diavolo with a knightly/chivalrous MC:
Lucifer:
-He really didn’t like you upon first meeting
-He hated how he couldn’t intimidate you into not being a nuisance the way he could with most of his brothers
-But, to be honest, you had gained his respect rather early on
-I think, even though it may have annoyed him to no end, Lucifer was very fond of your bravery a lot of the times
-The way you would stand up for Mammon or that time you protected Beel and Luke from his outburst
-Courage is not a trait one would usually associate with humans, especially when more superior beings like demons are involved
-Your humility was also a characteristic of yours that he, surprisingly, was really fond of
-And your overall mercifulness was something to be congratulated as well
-I mean, him and his brothers put you through so much shit and for you to forgive and move on without an angry word at any of them kinda speaks on its own
-I think he understands, to an extent, the reason you’re so loyal to the people you care about too
-He has a certain devotion for Lord Diavolo and his brothers, more than he lets on
-To him, having someone like you around is something to be appreciated
-Because you are similar but also completely different and nothing like he deemed you to be at the beginning
-yo i think you remind him of himself back when he was angel tbh
-He’s sort of tired of saving your ass tho because you are very just, so you feel the need to help people all the time which leads to you getting involved in fights
-Bring him his 20th cup of coffee for the day please, it’s hard being a single father of 8 children (yes I’ve added Lord Diavolo he counts as one of the kids)
-He’s the definition of this incorrect quote I stumbled across a while back
- MC: “FIGHT ME RIGHT NOW!”
-Lucifer, from behind them “ Do not.”
Mammon:
-Ok so this random human comes to DevilDom and has the audacity to slap his hand away while he’s trying to steal from Diavolo’s castle????????
-“MC ya’re forgetting I’m a demon, my moral scale is wayyy different than yours-“
-“Put it back.”
-“......ok.”
-You’re coming at him with rightfulness and honor and your presence is gonna hit him like a truck
-Cuz he ain’t stealing anything when you’re around (lucifer uses this to his advantage ofc.)
-That was basically the only thing he disliked about you
-Other than that, after your first week in DevilDom, he thinks you’re a goddamn S A I N T
-Everytime you stand up for him when his brothers are being assholes-pls he melts into a puddle of goo from your perfection
-OOFFS AND ALL THOSE TIMES YOU GAVE HIM GIFTS BECAUSE GENEROSITY BBY
-Good thing he was wearing sunglasses, because holy fuck was he weeping under those Gucci shades
-He’s gonna give ya props for having the courage to stand up to him and his brothers
-Lucifer especially because big bro scary
-Think about it like this: literally every single one of them could have you seasoned and roasted for lunch, love
-And yet you still have the bravery to look them in the eye and tell them: “Ya’ll are dysfunctional as fuck and need family therapy.”
-Again, he doesn’t understand your morale, he’s the Avatar of Greed, if he sees something he likes or seems worthy of his presence, he takes it
-But with that look you’re giving him, he honestly feels so guilty he can’t help but put it back
-He also appreciates your patience with him when it comes to anything that involves him talking about his emotions and thought process
-Because at this point he is widely known as scum so-
-Ahhhh, in the end, he thinks you’re pretty badass for a human and would low key want to see you in an armour of sorts agajwhisebhwjwwhehgdhdh
-And he really likes it when you make the effort to open doors for him too but he’ll never have the nerve to admit it
Levi:
-Believe it or not, he warms up to you in less than a day...?
-It’s probably because he’s a navy commander and he’s used to having soldiers around and you sort of remind him of that
-Out of everyone, he reacts the least when he sees how you carry yourself because to him it’s second nature
-Even if he does tend to slouch most of the time
-Almost dropped to his knees and started worshiping you when you yelled at Mammon to give Levi his money back on your first day
-And then a friendship started to blossom (im not friendzoning y’all, relax)
-Levi has a tendency to just walk into your room with his laptop, point at the screen which is paused in the middle of an anime and go “Look, the protagonist is a knight. You’re also...really knightly. I like the protagonist. I, uh I like you too, I guess.”
-He loves how honest you are because he knows that no matter what you wouldn’t lie to him
-“MC, do you think I’m a yucky otaku?”
-“No.”
-“But-“
-“No.”
-“Oh ok.”
-But on the inside he’s like 🥰🥰💞💞💞💞
-I just think that a knightly MC would connect on an emotional level with Levi for a lot of reasons, idk
-He’s gonna be a sputtering mess when he realises how much effort you put into this relationship (platonic or romantic) and how loyal you are to it
-Like how you actually bother learning all of his stupid passwords because you are just as serious about them as he is
-He just crashed, give him a moment to reboot please
Satan:
-He takes a while to warm up to you because for some reason your overall demeanour reminded him of Lucifer lol
-He thought you might be just as stuck up as him
-It didn’t take him longer than a week or so to come to the sudden realisation that you are way more pleasant than his brother
-Like his daddy, you manage to earn his respect pretty quickly after that
-He just thought the way you handled everything that was thrown at you in DevilDom was very sophisticated but firm nonetheless, if that makes sense?
-Like, you weren’t itching to escalate fights or anything but your tone of voice could easily end a whole conversation if need be
-You were still a human of course, it would be real easy for some low rank demon to kidnap you or something
-But for some reason, your confidence seemed to intimidate a few of the weaker ones into leaving you alone
-Obviously, that didn’t mean you were completely safe or anything
-There were still others that could effortlessly overpower you
-Even so, Satan found it sort of reassuring that unlike some humans, you weren’t one to back down without a confrontation
-Don’t get me started on all those times you rebelled against Lucifer, because that’s what truly got him to get to know you better
-He found you pretty interesting and then that interest sort of evolved into actual fondness
-Another thing that caught his eye was that even though you have very strong feelings about justice and fairness, you are completely level headed most of the time
-And patience, while it’s something he can manage, is the one that he has been trying to control for centuries
-He learned a lot from you about behaviour, whether you intentionally taught it to him or not
-And if there is one thing Satan thinks highly of; it would be knowledge
-Therefore, from that point onward, your existence was so much more precious to him than your soul could ever be
Asmo:
-What can I say about our sweet Asmo?
-You could have the personality of a trashcan and he’d still love you
-You were so polite and honourable from the beginning to the point you managed to get the attention of the Avata of Lust himself????
-He thought you were pretty hot basically
-hoWEVER
-Your righteousness always sort of nagged him because he low-key believed Diavolo snuck in another angel into the program, I-
-And for some reason, your loyalty to everyone in general ticked him off immensely at the beginning
-Mainly because he recognised that’s one of the traits he lacks entirely and he came to the conclusion that he needs to revaluate himself on that one
-He is so desperate for your attention, he will tattle on his brothers just to get you to yell at them and then comfort him
-“MCCCCC, MAMMON STOLE MY NEWEST MAKE UP KIT AND IS ABOUT TO SELL IT ON AKUZON!”
-he is so petty istg
-Your nobility still catches him off guard every now and then
-Because you’ve been living with demons for so long and yet you’re still, theoretically speaking, pure?? get your head out of the gutter people
-He probably applauds you on the fact that you can even scare Lucifer on some occasions because imagine having a scarier death glare than the eldest prince of hell
-Asmo will personally buy you clothes that he thinks suit your “aesthetic” (wtf Asmo)
-Might’ve bought you a sword and then got shouted at by Lucifer because oops turns out it was cursed
-Again, supportive mom vibes
-“MC, do you know how stunning you look strutting around with that confidence of yours? Don’t get me started on your posTURE!”
-You pulled a chair for him once and he practically swooned lmao
Beel:
-He figures you’re really nice from the start
-Mostly because you kept running errands and opening doors for him even though he let it slip that he might lose control and eat you
-Like most brothers, he finds you comforting in a way
-Beel appreciates your honesty to him too because he can count on you to tell him when he’s doing something wrong
-And he sort of needs the validation that even though he blames himself for a lot of things that took place in the past, his brothers and you are more than ready to forgive him (even if they didn’t blame him to begin with)
-Rather than respect, Beel puts a lot of trust into you, which I would believe to be more intimate
-If it’s just the two of you hanging out, he has an easier time opening up about Lilith because he knows you would never judge him and respect his feelings enough to let him get it out of his system
-You always share your food with him and give him a bigger portion and he goes so soft-
-Like who allowed you to be this generous?
-Tbh, he thinks it’s sort of refreshing having someone like you around
-Beel has been surrounded by demons for millenniums now and he’s gotten used to their...uh ‘evilness’
-Ever since you got dropped off in DevilDom, you really stood out with your nobility and morals
-It was like a breath of fresh air in a way
-He may or may not believe you’re a good influence on his siblings-if you can even influence demons of all things
-I’m not saying he invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism, but he definitely invites you to work out with him and give him honest criticism
Belphie:
-“Out of all the humans they could’ve chosen, they picked the most annoying one, oH MY FUCKING GO-I MEAN DAD-“
-You go up to the attic that one night after tricking Lucifer into vibing to some classical TSL tunes
-He spotted you and was immediately irritated
-Like, he KNEW you were going to be a pain in the ass just by judging your posture and how you carried yourself (very knightly)
-At the start, he’s even hesitant to lie to you because he had a suspicion you wouldn’t buy his bs
-(Spoiler alert: you didn’t but you went with it either way)
-It takes a while for you to forgive him when he literally fucking kills you because that was rude af but you got over it in time
-AFTER of the whole ‘Sorry-for-choking-you-can-we-be-friends-now’ incident, you still get on his nerves a lot but at this point, he believes that’s his punishment for being a murderous dickhead
-You don’t really piss him off tho, you just confuse him a lot
-Why are you so polite? You keep pulling chairs and opening doors for him??? Why are you treating him like royalty?? Stop it, he doesn’t want to be like Lord Diavolo (he def likes it when you do that)
-Pls stop dragging the poor man to breakfast, he just wants to sleep in-
-He doesn’t understand how you’re always one time for everything
-My dude tries to wake up 20 minutes early to get somewhere in time and he is still 2 hours late
-sTOP TRYING TO FORCE YOUR IDEALS ONTO HIM, HE’S A LITTLE SHIT WHO ENJOYS WATCHING PEOPLE SUFFER
-All the same, you’re a very forgiving person so he’s just grateful you don’t hate him or anything
-And in the end, it doesn’t really matter how much your chivalry and righteousness and all of that pisses him off every now and then
-Because he can’t deny the fact that you brought him and his brothers the peace they needed
-And he so loves it when you and Lucifer go head to head mhmm
Diavolo:
-This big tittied man right here takes a liking to you immediately
-A couple of days in DevilDom and he’s already inviting you for tea at his castle
-You managed to befriend the prince of hell faster than the demons you live with, huh
-He’s lonely ok? He loves having people over and having cozy chitchats
-Not to mention he thinks you’re such pleasant company!
-Most demons would be afraid to even say anything in his presence but you always speak your mind while continuing to be respectful and he’s so happy, you don’t understand-
-Only demons in close relations to Diavolo like Babrbatos and Lucifer actually know how much it takes for someone to anger him
-He doesn’t take offence to much lol
-And he’s really content that you acknowledged that
-He sometimes visits you in his spare time just to talk and hang out since Lucifer is a big meanie who doesn’t want to indulge him and Barbatos is busy making him dinner >:(
-SPEAKING OF- if you and Barbatos don’t bond then i don’t know what to tell you
-I mean, you would both have so many things in common (strong sense of loyalty, honesty, just in a way etc.)
-You’re his favourite guest to have over at the palace, sorry Luci you’ve been replaced
-He genuinely finds you interesting as well so please tell him stories from the human realm!! He’s dying to learn more!
-Diavolo notices you demeanour sort of gives off warrior vibes so-
-He really considered making you into a knight bc it’s Diavolo-what he says; goes
-“I know they’re human but they’ll be fine. Look how tough they are! They managed to survive a year with you and your brothers didn’t they?”
-“My Lord, that doesn’t amount to anything, please don’t get our human killed-“
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meltwonu · 4 years ago
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| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 17]
pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader
this chapter’s notes; camshow, intercrural sex, lots ‘o teasing, dirty talk/the absolute tiniest bit of degradation, some cum play/cum eating, seungcheol having a kink for thighs/thigh highs 😳😗 welcome to the weekend my bbys!! I hope yall are having a good day/night!! Also again, another inbox roundup tomorrow(also an updates post)!! 💕 Might be a regular thing for the next 4-ish weeks ‘cause I have been so busy this month 😭 and I can’t believe there’s only 3 more chapters of CB left!! 😭😭 some bangers on the way tho LMAO 🤣 As always, thank you so much for the love and support!!💕💕 Have a great rest of your weekend and enjoy ch 17![cheol voice] seventeen right here 😌💕🍒 
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Seungcheol doubles over in laughter, tears blurring his vision as his laughs turn into quiet wheezes.
“God, this is so embarrassing.” Seokmin mutters; cheeks burning crimson when he glances over to Jeongguk who shrugs back. “Maybe I really should quit…”
Jeongguk scoffs jokingly, “Maybe you shouldn’t have lied. No offense, but all the staff here probably have at least seen her before and you just so happened to lie to her actual boyfriend. That’s honestly really lucky if you ask me! You should buy a lotto ticket!” Seokmin whines back, shifting on his heels as he watches Seungcheol start to wipe the tears away.
“Hyung, can you please take this Edible Arrangements I got you so I can go ask Namjoon-hyung to fire me?” This only causes Seungcheol to laugh harder and this time, Jeongguk can’t help the giggle that bubbles past his tightly pursed lips.
“Please!” Seokmin begs, shaking the basket of skewered fruit at the older male. “I heard the diner across down is still hiring, I can still save the rest of my dignity if I leave now!”
Seungcheol shakes his head, eyelashes wet with tears when he takes the gift from Seokmin’s hands to place it on the countertop of the concession stand. “Hate to break it to you but she works there and one of the staff is also one of her regulars so I think your best bet is workin’ here. Embarrassment and all.”
“So, okay… But you’re not mad?”
Jeongguk peels the cellophane off of the basketed fruit, looking to Seungcheol for permission before he takes a skewer. “Go ahead. And no, I’m not mad. If anything I should apologize too, I shouldn’t have let you keep lying when I already knew. But also, to be fair, we weren’t really… official ‘til recently.” Seungcheol shoots the younger male a sheepish smile; cheeks a pretty pink of their own. “And it’s kinda been nice meeting you guys too. It’s great to know you’re not all weirdos.”
Seokmin laughs lightly, breathing a sigh of relief. “Okay, cool, ‘cause this place pays really well and I’d hate to stop working here and you guys are a lot cooler than the coworkers I had before.” He rolls his eyes jokingly, leaning up against the countertop as he picks off a strawberry from the basket.
“Don’t even get me started on this coworker I had at the last place. His name was Mingyu, I think? Suuuuuch a kissass. I had to move to manning the register at all times just so I could avoid him pickin’ his nose in the backroom and then pretending like he was doin’ shit.”
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“Hey, Seungcheol-hyung?”
Seokmin’s inquisitive voice has Seungcheol turning; setting the rollerskates in his hand down onto the bench. “Yeah?”
“Do you think it’s weird that we’re, like, watching your girlfriend?” He tilts his head in thought, eyes blinking up to the ceiling. “I don’t want to overstep or something if it’s weird, y’know? I’ve been thinking about what Jeongguk said earlier...”
Seungcheol grins back at him, eyes twinking. He’d also thought about that before too, when he first found out that Jeongguk had also watched your streams.
“I don’t really mind ‘cause at the end of the day, it’s you watching me fucking my girlfriend.”
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“Well, I’m glad he took it… well?” You giggle, tugging the white thigh high up your leg.
Seungcheol pulls off his shirt as he sits on the edge of the bed; tossing the wrinkled material onto the floor as he laughs under his breath.
“He did give me an Edible Arrangements while I laughed so hard I cried. I think he’s learned his lesson.”
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xcaliburDK: good news, i didnt quit!!
chwenon: i was gonna say
chwenon: u literally started like last week
universe_WZ has donated $75
angelhan has donated $75
therealchan99 has donated $50
therealchan99: u look rly pretty in ur white set!!!
“Aww, thank you! It’s one of my favorites~ And ‘xcaliburDK’, I’m glad you didn’t quit!” You wink at the camera, giggling softly in Seungcheol’s lap as he peppers kisses along your shoulder.
A shiver runs up your spine at his gentle touches and you easily melt under his soft kisses and roaming fingertips. He ghosts them across your breasts, teasing you through the thin lace as you mewl and squirm against his cock that’s pressed firm against your ass. “A-ah, S--Seungcheol…”
tangerine_kwan: she looks so happy now that she can call ur name out lol
alphagyu97: now i cant pretend its me tho
gentleman_josh95: i mean i guess but are u even built like him
alphagyu97: well
Your body slowly starts to fill with warmth; soft stuttered breaths falling from your lips when he drags his fingers down your torso until they play with the hem of your panties. “M-more… tease me m-more…” He grins against your shoulder; hooking a finger around the waistband of your panties and tugging it away from you before letting it snap against your skin.
“‘Cheol!” Whining, your legs snap shut on impulse as you feel a gush of wetness soaking into your panties.
“Ah, ah, ah, part those legs, princess. Don’t make me have to punish you.”
kitty_junjun: no thats what the shibari stream is for right? Right? 😩
artist8hao: is that really happening bc i want to see it
alphagyu97: u guys should do it and think of it as like a rebrand of the channel ykwim
hoshi_tiger_xx: jdfkjhf like a grand re-opening under new management
therealchan99: what is this, a restaurant?
chwenon: u guys should come up with a new channel name too or sth
Seungcheol manages to read off a few of their comments; committing some to memory knowing that your eyes were still sealed shut as you focused on his soft touches.
He drags his fingers down further, humming when he can already feel how wet you were getting. “Hmm~ Already soaked through your pretty panties, baby~” Your head rolls back against his shoulder, nodding gently as you start to grind against the fingers that he uses to press into your clothed, wet folds.
“F-feels good w-when you, ah, t-tease me…”
Unbeknownst to you, Seungcheol smirks, eyes twinkling at the camera. “You really like it, huh? When I just touch you gently like this. Not enough to get you off but just enough to get you soaking wet until you’re begging for my cock.” He pauses; pressing a soft kiss to your skin. “I wanna try something with you, pretty baby~”
You gulp as you raise your head from his shoulder and he retracts his hands from your body as you shift your body and slightly turn to the side to face him.
Seungcheol’s eyes are blown wide with lust and you can already feel his cock throbbing against your lower back as he smiles dreamily at you.
“I think you’ll like it too.”
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A stuttered moan falls from your lips as Seungcheol’s cock slides past your tightly clasped, yet shaky, thighs.
“O-oh, ‘Cheol, this--this is…” The words die on your tongue as your head falls forward and Seungcheol is quick to reprimand you, just as he draws his hips back.
“Baby, I want you to watch yourself on the screen. I want you to see your cute face while I tease your pretty body.” He moans; thrusting between your wet thighs as your hazy eyes peer at the laptop’s screen. Your lips are swollen and your pupils are blown wide when you catch yourself and you can see the head of Seungcheol’s cock only just breaching past your clamped thighs when he thrusts forward.
You let out a guttural moan, eyes rolling to the back of your head when he alternates between thrusting between your thighs and letting his cock slide against your soaked, panty-clad mound. 
He hadn’t bothered to undress you at all, but you didn’t mind. The material of your panties only added onto the pleasure with every drag of his cock against you.  
Seungcheol teases you even more; dragging his hands down to your thigh highs and letting his fingertips play right underneath the hems before pulling the material away from your thighs and letting them snap against your skin, much like he’d done with your panties.
“Ah, fuck, m-more! P-please…” He repeats the action a few more times, playing with the sheer fabric of your thigh highs before he draws his hips back. Except this time, when you expect him to thrust back between your legs, he wraps a hand around his cock instead, guiding himself until the head of his cock is rubbing up against the sheer fabric.
“Fuck, you’d look so pretty with cum all over your pretty thighs. I should cum all over your panties and your white ‘lil thigh highs and get them all soaked. Don’t you think they’d be cute? Sticking to you like a second skin? Translucent ‘n soaked through with my cum?” He laughs under his breath, watching through the laptop screen at the way you bite your lip and furrow your brows at the thought.
“I--I want t-that… I want S--Seungcheol t-to make, ngh, a m-mess…”
angelhan: i kno we say this all the time but can u upload some pics of that later
angelhan has donated $75
universe_WZ: seconded cuz thatd look so fuckin hot
universe_WZ has donated $50
alphagyu97 has donated $75
alphagyu97: fuck, like a lil angel covered in cum
Seungcheol teases you and himself at the same time; rubbing his cock against your fabric-clad thighs. He spreads precum onto the material, licking his lips when it already becomes translucent and sticks to your skin.
He positions his cock back between your thighs once he’s had his fill and quickly finds himself doubling his pace when he sees how wet you’re getting his cock without even having taken your panties off. “God, look at you. I don’t even need to fuck you to get you this wet. You just need to rub your ‘lil cunt against my cock and it’s enough for you, huh? I should make you sit on my lap, rub your pretty ‘lil pussy on my cock ‘til you’re cumming over and over again.”
“Ngh, yes! Fuck, Seungcheol! I--I can feel your c-cock throbbing between my l-legs… Please, please c-cum, mmh, all over my s-skin…”
“That’s right, baby. So fuckin’ desperate to be covered in it too. And always so fuckin’ pretty when you are.”
You let out a whimper as you try to focus on watching yourself just like Seungcheol had asked you to. Your lips are parted in soft breaths and you can’t seem to unfurrow your brows as Seungcheol chases his pleasure behind you.
angelhan: what if
angelhan: seungcheol in thigh highs lmao
universe_WZ: sub.cheol
sleepy_wonu: sub.cheol
universe_WZ: jinx
sleepy_wonu: fuck u 
You lick your lips at the thought; although you knew Seungcheol would have a hard time relinquishing his dominating nature.
But your mind wanders as you continue to think about it; various images of Seungcheol tied up underneath you while you fucked yourself on his cock running through your mind. You let out a shaky moan, to which Seungcheol hums.
“What are you thinkin’ about, princess?”
“Um… ah, n-nothing…” He thrusts between your legs hard, making you jolt forward as you yelp.
“Princess...”
“I--ah! J-just thinking a-about… y-you tied up, ngh, to--to the bed and m-me fuh--fucking myself on your c-cock… ‘n me u-using, mmh, my toys o-on you...” Seungcheol smirks, pulling his cock from between your shaky thighs as he slightly pushes you over until you're on your back.
He spreads your legs as you look up at him and he’s quick to wrap a hand around his cock as he jerks himself off above you. “Oh, I bet you’d love that, wouldn’t you? I bet you’d be so cute trying to be the domme for a night.” Seungcheol teases.
You find yourself clenching around emptiness as you think of the possibilities. You definitely wanted to try it if Seungcheol was willing.
“Fuck, but first, gonna cover your pretty body with my cum.” He groans; thrusting up into his palm as he chases his high.
“C-cum all over me, Seungcheol…”
The donations and comments sound off in the back as you maintain eye contact with Seungcheol who’s brows furrow when he starts to feel himself about to cum. He scoots back a little; growling when his cock throbs in his grasp and he cums all over your, already, soaked panties.
You let out a moan when rivulets of cum hit your lower abdomen and you’re quick to reach down and scoop some up to bring to your mouth, smearing the warm substance against your puckered lips before licking it off. Whimpering, you dip your fingers into your mouth; this time pretending they were Seungcheol’s instead of your own.
He guides his cock until the head is aimed at your thighs; streaks of cum settling into the sheer material of your thigh highs. “God, you’re so damn pretty...” Groaning, he milks his cock for every drop of cum before he’s stopping to catch his breath.
“You came so much but I didn’t cum yet, ‘Cheol~” Pouting, you turn your head to the side to face the camera. “Tell him he has to make me cum now~”
kitty_junjun: well u heard the lady!!
hoshi_tiger_xx: make her cum and let her cream her cute lil panties even more
therealchan99: oh fuck yeah, get her off without fucking her cute cunt
Seungcheol leans over your body until the two of you are almost face to face, eyes twinkling with playfulness when you feel his sticky hand playing with your thigh highs again.
“D’you hear that? Let’s give them what they want, baby.”
The sounds of donations and comments once again get lost as Seungcheol finds himself on his knees between your legs.
“Ready?”
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When you slide into bed after your camshow’s ended and Seungcheol has properly taken care of you, he’s quick to tug you into his chest. 
The two of you let out soft sighs at the warmth that envelopes you both as you finally start to settle in for the night.
After a few minutes, Seungcheol clears his throat, catching you just before you drift off to sleep.
“This is so random but have you considered, I dunno, rebranding your channel… with me? I was thinking about it and kinda wanted your opinion...”
You blink up curiously at him, urging him to continue. “I mean, yeah, of course! I don’t really know where to start though since it’s always just been me. And to be honest, I wasn’t sure if you wanted to either so I never brought it up.” You snuggle into his warmth, yawning as the sleep threatens to take over.
“But let’s talk about it later, ‘cause ‘m tired now, ‘Cheol. You really didn’t have to make me cum twice…” You mumble, “I can still feel my legs shaking...”
His soft laugh reverberates in your chest and he’s quick to press a kiss against your hair as he tugs you in closer.
“It’s ‘cause I like to spoil you. And okay. I’ll remind you when you’re more conscious.”
“G’night, ‘Cheol...”
“Goodnight, baby.” 
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lost-in-jessiland · 3 years ago
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Jeff From Omegle
You're now chatting with a random stranger. 
You: hey
Stranger: Hi
You: whats up
Stranger: M 19
Stranger: Im fine
Stranger: U ?
You: sweet I'm a woman and I'm 10 years older than you. hows life kid?
Stranger: Eh well im growing up
You: how so?
You: I need life advice
Stranger: Feels like life ahead is gonna be hard
Stranger: From me
Stranger: Okay shoot
Stranger: I will try
You: just like what do you mean by growing up? I feel like i need to grow up
You: but what is growing up lol
Stranger: Im figuring it out lol 😅
Stranger: U tell me
You: okay fine, do you work? lol
Stranger: Nope Student
You: major?
Stranger: Electrical
Stranger: Engineering
You: oh so what do those guys do? lol fix laptops or build rockets?
Stranger: Nah Just build system which keeps flow of electricity
You: like what lol
Stranger: Yupp thats true
Stranger: Its sucks
You: it sounds hard lol
You: i didnt go to college
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: Hey can ask u something
You: yeah always
Stranger: A relationship advice
You: okay hit me
Stranger: Are u married ?
You: no lmao
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: When do i know i found that person
You: when you've seen someone at their worst but still think they are amazing. still think they are beautiful.
You: not like grumpy morning, i mean pressures on, balls to the wall at their worst.
Stranger: Damn Wow thats some very mature stuff there
You: haha well thanks
Stranger: Thanks for enlightening me
Stranger: Lol
You: oh i do my best
You: ill be here all week
You: $.25 enlightenments
You: just need ur social security and moms maiden name and I can enlighten your day!
Stranger: 😂😂😂
Stranger: Ur funny
Stranger: Hey u wanna ask something ?
You: thanks. thats my strong suit
You: and whats that young grasshopper
Stranger: U said before u needed a advice
You: nope I just need advice on life. like omg I am a mess
You: you have no idea little one. stay in school and get a good job. find you a beautiful, loyal hunny and settle down lol
You: parties are bogus
You: lol can you build a time machine?
Stranger: Man feels like u had a hard past
You: absolutely not
You: My life aint tragic, thank you for askin
Stranger: Ohh
You: yeah lmao I a mess is all
Stranger: How so
You: omg lemme tell you what
Stranger: Is it a relationship ?
You: what? no? lol its the wrinkles
You: men don't rule girl world lol
You: if youre a smart girl
Stranger: Ohhhh
You: yeaaaaaaaaa
You: is u a virgin?
Stranger: Ahh
Stranger: Well yup
You: i'm sorry grasshopper, but maybe you do a party
You: get out there and put ur dick in something
You: male female it dont matter just perferrably human
Stranger: Well that's the plan
Stranger: 😂😂
Stranger: Ur funny
You: again thank you
Stranger: When did u lost ur Virginity
You: psshy
You: I was 17
You: blow jobs werent enuf anymore
Stranger: Damn
You: after a year I had to give it up
You: or this slut Robbi was gonna steal him
You: her name is ROBBI thats a boys name who sleeps with a chick named after a dude
You: i bet robbi would sleep with you
Stranger: Hahaha 😂
You: for free too
Stranger: Oh thanks thats a very generous offer there
You: shes like a year younger than i am
You: tho she has had twins
You: but hey find a wall and stick to my friend
Stranger: Where u from
Stranger: Us ?
You: the great united states
You: wby
You: you seem like a canadian
Stranger: Israel
You: omg
You: whyyyy
Stranger: Im original from Europe
You: i thought you were cool
You: ughhh Jeff, can I call you Jeff?....Jeff this sucks
You: why Jeff why?
Stranger: 😂😂
Stranger: Yeah go for it
You: Listen Jefffffff
You: dont hack my computer okay
You: I have lots of sick porn you dont wanna see
You: and some pretty awesome cat pics too
You: my cats are awesome'
You: Jeff you would love them
Stranger: I love cats
You: Captain Kush and New Jack are their names
You: they are the best things ever
Stranger: Wow
You: but if you get close they will claw you
You: cause they only like americans
Stranger: Cats are the most cuttest and adorable animal on this planet
You: they are racist cats
You: :/
Stranger: 😂
Stranger: Yeah is that so
You: oh yess
You: if you wear your head cover, they will make sure to rip it to shreds'
You: they wanna see your forhead
You: they get sus when they cant see ur forehead
Stranger: I can imagine that
You: yeah
Stranger: Lol
You: do you like foreheads
You: jeff do u like forheads
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: Its a kink or something lol
You: foreheads are your kink
You: jeff are you lying to me
You: jeff dont lie to me
You: we have a history jeff
You: listen jeff
Stranger: Sup
You: dont lie about kinks
You: those are serious stuff
Stranger: Whats ur ?
You: huh?
Stranger: Im kidding
Stranger: U don't have to answer
You: you didnt ask me anything Jeff
You: Try google translate that shit is legit
Stranger: Ok
You: whats ur ? Jefffffah
You: ?????????????
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: Idk
You: whatever Jeff
You: You can Call me other Jeff
You: okay
You: Jeff?
Stranger: Hey other jeff
You: thats my kink
Stranger: Wtf 😂
Stranger: Wow
You: what is other Jeff wearing
You: ;)
Stranger: U asking me ?
You: yeah what am I (other Jeff) wearing when you picture other Jeff?
Stranger: Wait a min
Stranger: Its confusing
You: okay anyting for Jeff
Stranger: Im jeff
Stranger: Lets call u Larry
You: yes and I am other Jeff
You: no
You: thats not sexy
You: I AM OTHER JEFF
Stranger: Okay fine
Stranger: Haha
You: ;)
You: yessss
You: that makes other Jeff happy
You: and horny
You: happy horny other Jeff
Stranger: U horny ?
You: other Jeff is so horny for Jeff
You: thinking about sweating forheads while Jeff thinks of what to say next makes me wanna wipe it off with my hand and make Jeff lick it off of other Jeff's hand.
You: then you can lick the sweat off of other Jeff's forehead
Stranger: Man that's Gross
You: you
You: said
Stranger: Really
You: forheads
You: were your
You: kink
Stranger: Nah
You: other Jeff was trying to be sexy for Jeff
You: the fuck
Stranger: Thast gross 😂
You: DON'T make me GET THE SLUT PADDLE
Stranger: Okay
You: so lick the forehead sweat Jeff
You: or other Jeff will spank you
Stranger: That sounds gross
You: okay fine what syour real kink then
You: JEFF
You: dont lie this time
You: fucker
You: other Jeff can be real sexy
Stranger: Hey can i ask u something?
You: anything Jeff
You: u know that
Stranger: Hey can i ask u something ?
You: omg yes
Stranger: Its kinda sexual
You: yes Jeff
You: JEFF
You: YES GIVE ME THAT QUESTION YES
You: JEFFFF
Stranger: How does a pussy taste like
Stranger: The fluid
You: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
You: hahahaha
You: AHAHHAHAHHAHAH
You: hahahhahahhahahah
You: hahahhahah
You: og
You: DEAR LORD JESUS HELP JEFF
help him see the light
Stranger: Yeah pls
You: you are the worst man I have ever met
Stranger: My pleasure
You: bow to God and beg that he forgives you JEff
You: Jeff
Stranger: Will do
You: may I ask a question?
Stranger: Shoot
You: what do you think pussy juice tastes like Jeff?
Stranger: I dk
You: guess stupid
Stranger: Sweet sour ish ?
You: okay then it tastes sweet sourish Jeff, Hope you like those Sour Patch Kids 
cuz thats what ur in for Jeff
You: you honestly got boring so fast Jefff like ugh . why? you suck at being a towel head.
You: islamijeff
You: orwhereeveryousaidurfrom
Stranger: Im not
You: likeugh
You: ihateyoujeff
You: istgihateyou
You: omg
Stranger: Bye then
You: i love you
You: dont leave me
Stranger: Me too
You: you love me JEFF
You: wil you move to america and be with me JEff
Stranger: Nah im bored . Thanks for talking .
You: go to the airport and say my name is Jeff
other Jeff has paid my ticket to Merica.
Stranger: Bye byee
You: b
Stranger has disconnected.
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yikeswtfmate · 5 years ago
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(1) New Message from Unknown Number
main masterlist // (1) New Message Masterlist // next part
Summary: Y/N is drunk and can’t remember her ex’s number.
A/N: Hello, it is I, the idiot who writes Social Media AUs when she’s drunk but is too lazy to put them in the proper format and just leaves them to die somewhere on her laptop
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader (Social Media AU - that’s a lie, it’s actually just texts in Word format 🤡)
Warnings: swearing, dumbassery
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Unknown Number: Hey asshat so listen
Unknown Number: I kno we hvnt spoken since like
Unknown Number: High school but whateve idc
Unknown Number: U’re an asshle so I dnt even care that its like…
Unknown Number: 3 in the morning nvrmd
Unknown Number: Ive ben dared to txt my hottest ex by these evil witchS so
Unknown Number: Here u go
Unknown Number: At least u had decent abs so congrats on tht jfc
Unknown Number:  also u dnt get to complain abt this txt bc like
Unknown Number: u dated me for 6 months on a dare so U KNOW WHat this shuold feel like ya
Unknown Number: Wow dude that sounds like a dick move
Unknown Number: Seriously who the hell dates someone for 6 months on a dare?
Unknown Number: Doesn’t that only happen in movies though?
Unknown Number: hey bitchass dont act like u don’t kno what im talkinG abt
Unknown Number: Oh shit yeah, sorry. I don’t know who this asshole of an ex is but I sure as hell am not him
Unknown Number: Dude sounds like a complete waste of human space
Unknown Number: And I think I wouldn’t get to live it down if my friends would hear I did something that shitty
Unknown Number: Wait lemme ask Sam
Unknown Number: Nah, he says Steve would’ve beaten my ass if I were to do that so there u go
Unknown Number: m sorry who tf are u
Unknown Number: Bucky
Unknown Number: what kind of stupid name is bucky
Unknown Number: Shit man, u’re the one blowing up my phone at 3 in the morning, sending me weird ass messages when I don’t even know u and u dare say my name is stupid???
Unknown Number: Sheit srry
Unknown Number: Is been A long night
Unknown Number: nd week
Unknown Number: Actlly make thAt the whle entire fuckin month
Girl with asshole ex: Srry fr bothering u
Unknown Number: It‘s cool
Girl with asshole ex: Hey the witches ask if ure hot
Bonky: Yeah
Girl with asshole ex: WHAT THE FCK MAN AT LEST BE A LIL BIT HUMBLE SMH
Bonky: U wanted me to lie?
Girl with asshole ex: Fair point
Girl with asshole ex: They wnt a pic
Girl with asshole ex: Pic or it didn’t happen punk
Girl with asshole ex: Tht was nat
Bonky: What kind of party are u at that you can constantly text me?
Girl with asshole ex: Wanda’s place
Girl with asshole ex: Girls night
Girl with asshole ex: Getting hammered on wine BITCH
Girl with asshole ex: Also dnt change the subject
Bonky: I don’t even know your name
Girl with asshole ex: Why would I tell u my name I just want to see a suppsdly hot asssd
Bonky: You know mine and now you want me to send u a pic of me
Bonky: Bit of a disadvantage here babe
Girl with asshole ex: Babe?
Girl with asshole ex: BABE?
Girl with asshole ex: Fine
Girl with asshole ex: BABE if I tell u my name will u send a pic of u so we kno u arnt a 60yr old perv
Bonky: I’ll think about it
Girl with asshole ex: Hey fuck u
Girl with asshole ex: Not fair
Bonky: How do I know you’re not the 60yr old perv?
Girl with asshole ex: Cuz she got big tiddies to prove
Girl with asshole ex: And that was wanda
Girl with asshole ex: So now u know my fridsn
Bonky: Still don’t know your name tho babe
Bonky: Also tell Wanda she shouldn’t give out this type of info to strangers
Girl with asshole ex: ure not a stranger anymore bonky
Girl with asshole ex: ure my babe nao
Bonky: I’m going to let that Bonky slide just bc u’re cute
Bonky: But I’m also going to stop replying until you tell me your name
Girl with asshole ex: U think im cute?
Girl with asshole ex: 
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Girl with asshole ex: I mean u havnt even seen me but thats fair
Girl with asshole ex: Wand and nat say its true so ill believe u rnt lying to me rn
Girl with asshole ex: But I wanna see if ure cute
Girl with asshole ex: Wait why r u up st 3 in the mrng I mean we re drunk but wht r u doing
Girl with asshole ex: Babe u need to take better care of urself
Girl with asshole ex: Babe
Girl with asshole ex: Babe?
Girl with asshole ex: BABE?
Girl with asshole ex: Ph shit ure actually ignoring me
Girl with asshole ex: I dont like this
Girl with asshole ex: I actually like talking to u
Girl with asshole ex: Pls stop ignoring me
Girl with asshole ex: COME BACK AND LOBE ME
Girl with asshole ex: Babe?
Girl with asshole ex: Fine
Girl with asshole ex: It’s Y/N
Bonky: Now, that wasn’t so hard was it? 
Babe: fcuk u
Bonky: I’m up at 3 bc we ordered pizza and decided it’s time to beat Sam’s ass in Mario Kart once and for all
Babe: Nd how’s that going for ya?
Bonky: Bitch has been beating us for the past 3 hours
Bonky: Thor is the only one getting at least close to him now so we’re about to give up
Babe: Wait shit how r u replying so fast if ure playing Mario kart tho
Bonky: I gave up two hours ago
Babe: Quitter
Bonky: Just gotta know which fights to pick babe
Babe: Heads up I might be fallin asleep soon
Bonky: Drink some water before that, maybe get some food in u as well to soak up all the alcohol and have an advil close for tomorrow
Babe: Ok MOM
Bonky: Hey Wanda willingly told me you have “big tiddies” so your friends don’t seem to be doing a good job of taking care of you
Bonky: Might as well let me do it so you don’t die tmrw
Babe: Ohhhh so u careeeee babe im touched
Babe: Kkkkkk Ill talk tu u tmrw ill be dead soon
Babe: Nd I do have big tiddies
Bonky: Good night babe
*
Babe: What the shit
Bonky: I see you survived
Babe: Barely
Babe: My head might explode soon and I feel like I’ve vomited for an entire lifetime
Babe: TMI sorry
Bonky: I’d like to point out I’m glad I don’t have to decipher your texts anymore and that you can actually spell properly
Babe: Fuck you Buckaroo
Bonky: I would also like to remind you that I have on good authority that you have “big tiddies” so don’t make me use that against you
Babe: I am going to kill Wanda
Babe:Ugh I need coffee
Babe: I’ll talk to you later
Bonky: I’ll be waiting for you babe
*
Babe: So
Babe: BABE
Bonky: Yes baby?
Babe: 
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Bonky: Nah, you love it
Babe: Fine
Babe: You still haven’t sent a pic of you though. I might be able to rise Nat and Wanda from the dead if you do
Bonky: What do I get in return?
Babe: The promise that I will keep replying even though you might turn out to be an ugly orc?
Bonky: Not enough
Babe: Fine. I’ll keep talking to you until you want me to stop. Or until I get bored of you
Bonky: Eh, you can do better
Babe: What do you WANT?
Bonky: A pic of you in return
Babe: I’m not sending you nudes, perv
Bonky: If I wanted to see you naked and be a dick about it, I could’ve asked last night, don’t worry
Bonky: But if you’ll know how I look it’s only fair I should know how you look
Babe: That sounds reasonable
Bonky: I’d say it’s a fair exchange
Babe: Fine, you first then
Bonky: If you don’t send me a pic of you afterwards babe I will stop replying, just so you know
Bonky:
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Babe: Did you type super hot guy with the most beautiful eyes in the world in Google or something?
Bonky: I’m touched but no. Sam took that photo at a work event
Babe: Bitch do you really expect me to believe this is you? That looks like a guy who just stepped out of a magazine, I highly doubt I would have the luck to text him instead of my ex when drunk
Bonky:
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Bonky: Are you always this annoying?
Babe: …
Bonky: What? Do you want me to take a selfie with the fucking newspaper now? I read the news online babe, I’m not getting off of this couch just so I can buy a stupid newspaper to prove it’s me
Babe: Do you have one in a suit?
Bonky: …why am I putting up with this?
Bonky: Hold on
Bonky:
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Bonky: It’s been 5 minutes, are you going to reply?
Bonky: You still have to send me a picture of you though, a deal is a deal you know
Bonky: Fine, I warned you
Babe: Shit sorry
Babe: Hi Bucky, this is Natasha
Bonky: Hi Natasha. Is Y/N alright?
Babe: Uhm how should I put this?
Babe: Y/N is crying right now and she can’t reply herself
Bonky: What? What happened? Is she okay?
Babe: Oh yeah
Babe: She’s just crying because (and I’m quoting here) you’re “so beautiful, it’s like all my wet dreams and fantasies have come together. I swear this is some cosmic joke, this is not happening”
Babe: I’m not sure if she’s laughing or crying now
Babe: But she keeps yelling at me that I have to send you the most perfect picture of herself that has ever existed or you will stop talking to her
Babe: I think she started crying again because “I will never live up to that level of perfection, he told me that I have to know which fights to pick”
Babe: Uh yeah so here
Babe: 1 Photo Attached
Bonky: Hey Nat, could you tell Y/N that I would like to talk to her now?
Babe: Sure
Babe: Hey
Bonky: Baby?
Babe: Yeah?
Bonky: You picked the wrong fight if you think “you will never live up to this level of perfection”
Babe: Oh God
Bonky: Stop being an idiot
Bonky: And listen to me
Bonky: I would really like to keep talking to you. Mainly because you’re an idiot who makes me laugh, but it’s also the fact that you are the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my entire life
Babe:
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channoticedmeuwu · 4 years ago
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😎 wants to know what you did today. also heard you cried. why'd you cry?
also so annoying how you can't send memes on anon istg i want to throw tumblr off my balcony sometimes
(not so) funny story: i have a brother and he cries for everything and gets whatever he wants. like this one time i was using my earphones and doing something on my laptop and he came up to me and asked if he could borrow them, and i said no cuz i was using them and he has his own pair. suddenly he dropped to the floor and started crying so hard and screaming "Why do you never let me use them???", and like i was just genuinely concerned about his mental health i mean i dont think this extreme is normal for a 12 year old.
LOL i came here to make you laugh and ended up making it sound so depressing anyways there's this one time when my brother was 7 or 8 and he danced to Wiggle wiggle (jason derulo) on the hoola hoop (well, tried to, the longest he could hoola hoop was like 4 seconds) and he hummed the music part and moved his hips in a big circle like those yoga people.
LMAOOO OKAY SO BRO first of all I died at school, it was depressing, all the girls compared hand sizes and then we held hands like those cheesy couples but instead it was just girls doing it and all the boys were staring at us like tf
it was fun
i came home, I took a shower, ate some food my nani sent for me (it was achaar gosht *chef's kiss*), and packed my bag and headed off to tutions woo
got yelled at over there bc I was using my phone (I was replying to dms okay and my questions were on my phone anyway, she was fucking l o u d but eh she calmed down after like 10 minutes), my mom picked me up and I went to my nanis woOoo
I was supposed to finish homework right now but the laziness got to me and I just watched the whole little nightmares 2 gameplay instead lmao
Also I cried bc of a vid on youtube T^T it's okay :DD
I'm gonna be heading back home soon I have school tomorrow so I can't stay :///
anD WHAT THE HELL my brother always did that and still does it, tho he's 8 lmao BFHFHFH like dayam broski you good?
it's a sad thing smh anyways how did your day go? I missed you :P
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kunrengui · 4 years ago
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just sum venting, ignore :)
dont read if you have like some sort of family issues- trauma or something LOL
my family has been going through a lot of stress in these past 2 years and i feel like im in the only reason this family hasnt lost their minds yet. my dad takes out his stress by screaming at my mom, my mom takes out her stress by screaming at my (younger) brother and me, my brother is NUMB to all disappointment and im genuinely scared because my brother acts psycho and like actually full-on sobs and screams if he isnt allowed to watch vids or play video games all day or the wifi connection is weak or gets cutoff for a moment and thrashes things around but hes 10 and nobody is listening to my pleas of reducing his screen time because they cant deal with his tantrums when they try to. i feel like im losing my brother and then theres my parents who are on the verge of exploding all the time and im always on edge so im never seen scrolling on my phone or watching something kpop related because my parents are fking racist. Im always around the house doing things like getting my moms phone from the kitchen or getting my dad some water as soon as they ask me irrespective of what im doing and like if i hear my parents arguing about who is less tired to turn off the light while im the one actually sleeping i have to get up and turn off the light so my dad doesnt accidentally say something hurtful to my mom and my mom doesnt forget to make breakfast the next morning.
and like recently its been worse cuz my grandfather passed away 2-3 months ago idek it feels like forever so were staying at my grandmothers place that isnt even in the same city and i can feel my mental health deteriorating because i used to live here as a kid and i have a lot of bad memories i want to forget but here i am reliving them. anyways its 4 of us plus my grandmother so that makes 5 people sharing 2 tiny bedrooms a hall and a kitchen but the house feels like its divided into two because my dad and my grandmother dont talk to each other so they just stay on their own side and i share a bedroom with my grandmother and my brother. my brother sleeps in the middle but the bed is actually 2 twin cots with rock-hard matresses from the 1980’s awkwardly put together so the middle is uneven and uncomfortable but my parents wont let him sleep with them because he never lets anyone around him sleep peacefully (explains my eyebags) and he refuses to switch with me so now im also genuinely worried about his back. he also sometimes randomly screams at my grandmother and i glare at him and ask him to stop because its disrespectful but my grandmother screams at me instead because she is partial to him to the point where if she had to push me off a cliff to save him she’d do it in the blink of an eye and im not even exaggerating because this is a fact that everyone who knows her is aware of. shes rich and my family already knows shes going to write off her entire inheritance to my brother and idrc about the money but it hurts. like this one time my mum was talking about how she was going to preserve the land my grandmother owns so my brother can build a farm house there in the future like OKAY i get it we live in an indian society where youre just supposed to marry off the girl and give her 0 inheritance but that shit hurts lady. most of the time i even have to give up my portion of the food when my brother is suddenly in his psychotic mood where he wants other peoples stuff- my grandmother is my brother’s bodyguard, personal attendant and lawyer who’s current job is to either train me to be her successor or if I disagree then turn against me.
i cant blame anyone for the stress part tho. we werent as affected by my grandfathers death as we were by its after affect- he has a business and now my dad has to take care of that and 2 other businesses while also opening a new one and it doesnt help that all 4 require full-time attention. and in hopes of being helpful and fucking fixing this family, i promised to help with the advertising and the managing of the social media accounts of the new business. not even kidding ive been spending the last one month skipping classes saying they were either cancelled or unnecessary to work on photo and video edits for the store and promoting it. idk the last time i touched my textbooks and my parents dont know because im hiding the report cards. my limbs hurt from constantly using the stairs of the 4-floored store.
about half an hour ago my mum told me to refill all the water bottles while i was brushing my teeth and my dad loudly replied with a “Why does everyone give her all the work” out of spite for my mom. everytime he says that it makes me so mad i want to punch the wall because no matter how genuine he is, it sounds sarcastic to me because he makes no effort to help me. and it did NOT help when i lost the soft thing on my earphone 5 minutes later, making me feel like crying because my earphones are the ONLY thing keeping me sane here. the only escape from this. the only excuse i can give my mother when she asks why i didnt hear her call me in such a small house.
i just want to go home. i want my own room back. i want a pair of earphones plugged into my laptop, and i want to drown myself in Kris Wu music. i want to spread my limbs on my queen sized bed and pretend like i have all the time in the world to be bored.
i dont get why we have to go through this when were actually rich. im usually humble about it in rl but atp idec because i really dont get why we have to go through this when we can even afford a house in beverly hills or something. actually, maybe its because my parents dont have enough time or patience left to fix the bed or get a bigger house.
and then i open instagram to see people my age hanging out with their friends, having the time of their lives while im just rotting away here. the only 3 closest friends i have- one just stopped calling me after changing schools and making popular friends and the other blocked my number over some petty fight from months ago. thank the universe im still chatting with my 3rd at least.
but im okay because i tell myself im doing great. im patting myself on my back. im going to go back home at some point and im going to get myself a new pair of earphones.
im proud for staying strong. im proud for not nearing the breaking point. im proud for keeping it up for 2 whole years and im proud that i wouldnt hesitate to continue.
bless you for reading this.
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yanderebts-brothel · 5 years ago
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hello 👋 just wanna say im happy all of you are forming this blog cuz you guys are my fav writers ❤️❤️❤️ For my request, could i get a yandere jungkook drabble where his crush thinks she isn’t his ideal type and he proves her wrong? (Younger reader btw)
(I’m not really good with drabbles but I tried my best to fit it into 800 words, even then I ran a little long.  Srry if this isn’t want you wanted.  All you mentioned is that you were younger so I just used that mainly.)
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Being with an idol had its’ pros and cons.
For one, idols weren’t allowed to date openly.  They barely even had the free time to dedicate to the tedious activity.  
However, you were one to look at the glass as half full rather than half empty.
You and Jungkook only went on a handful of dates but he already seemed to be really into you.  You figured his infatuation was due to his lack of experience with girls, but nonetheless you were flattered at how taken he was with you.  You never met a guy who was as serious about being with you as he was.  
And this is when you decided to focus on the positive of dating an idol.
The internet was an amazing thing and Jungkook sure did have an online presence.  
Did you feel bad for snooping?  Well...maybe a little bit. But was it really creepy if his information was already public knowledge?  
Besides, you were going to use what you found for good!  You simply wanted to find out what he liked in a girl and see if you had any room to improve.  
Excited, you typed in ‘Jungkook Ideal type’ into the search bar.  
Usually male idols would talk about what kind of styles they liked in girls, certain actions or clothing trends they found charming.  You hoped you could pin a few things down to ‘casually’ use in your next date with him.  
You hurriedly clicked on the first result to pop up.  
‘Someone who’s at least 168 cm but smaller than me, is a good wife, good at cooking, smart, has pretty legs, and is nice. Also a girl who likes me, is good at singing.’
‘Ideal Height and Weight?’
‘168cm,45kg’
Your heart plummeted.  
You liked Jungkook and you were nice.  But everything else definitely weren’t words you’d use to describe you.  Especially the physical requirements.  
And to make your mood even worse, you scrolled down to see that Jungkook stated he prefers noonas.  Attached was even a video of him cringing at girls calling him oppa.  
Feeling slightly miserable, you shut your laptop and called it a day.  
--
You tried not to let what you discovered affect you, but it was hard not to.  
Everyone would want to date someone who liked them and all their physical attributes, so finding out that you didn’t exactly fit into Jungkook’s cookie-cutter image of a perfect girl was extremely disheartening.  Call it childish, but you were hurt.  
Although it wasn’t his fault, you found yourself distancing yourself from Jungkook a little bit.  
Your texts became less and less animated.  
And whenever Jungkook told you that he had a day off to hang out, you’d just tell him to take the time off to rest and recover from his intense schedules.  
It wasn’t long before Jungkook began to pick up on your odd behavior.  
You had just gotten out of the shower when you heard your phone ding with a notification.  
It was Jungkook.  
‘I’m parked downstairs.  Come down so we can talk.’
Flustered, you looked out your window to indeed see his car parked outside and across the street.  This wasn’t exactly strange given Jungkook and you were fans of taking late night drives. It was your version of a decent date because it wasn’t like you guys could go out in public like a normal couple.  But even then, Kook would always ask you before going to your house. He was acting weird by showing up without permission. Panicking, you thought of an excuse on the spot.  
‘Srry but I’m not home at the moment.  Maybe later, yeah?’
‘Y/n i can see the light in your room window.  Come down.’
A couple seconds passed before he sent another text.  ‘If you don’t come down, I’ll go up.’
You decided to give in to the implied threat. 
‘Fine, let me get dressed tho.’  You sent.  
--
“Okay so since when did you just show up and demand me?”  You asked light-heartedly as you got into the passenger side of his overly-expensive car.  
“Since when did you become so reserved from me?”  He countered from his side in the drivers’ seat.
He was wearing a black hoodie, hood up and adorably framing his bare face and unstyled hair.  Jungkook looked handsome in anything, and although you adored watching his stages and photoshoots, his casual style free of makeup and name-brand clothes would always be your favorite look on him.  
“....Jungkook, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”  You lamely defended, shifting to look out the window instead of his gorgeous face in effort to keep your cool.  
“Bullshit!  ‘Jungkook’? It’s not even ‘Oppa’ anymore?  Is there someone else or something?” He asked, frustration showing as his cheeks burned with an angry blush and he ran a hand through his hair in an attempt to calm down.  
“I think you’re overreacting.”  You tried to reason.  
“I think I know my girl enough to know when somethings’ wrong.”  You spluttered at him referring to you as ‘his girl’. “So out with it already.  I know when a woman says everything is fine that chances are they’re not fine. But I’m not a mind-reader either.  Just tell me what I did wrong?”  
Suddenly, you felt guilty.  Here was a guy who really liked you and was trying his best to get closer to you, yet you were blowing him off because of a silly insecurity.  You decided it was time to confess. 
“I-It’s not you, it’s me.”  You mumbled. “Lately, I’ve been thinking that maybe you should find a girl whose better suited to your tastes.”  
There was a moment of silence as he tried to process what you just said,
“My tastes?  What do you mean?”
“I read about your ideal type Kook and honestly...I don’t think I’m the girl for you.  I mean for god sake I’m even the polar opposite of some of the stuff you said.”  
Suddenly, there was a breathless chuckle as Jungkook took a deep sigh of relief.  
“That’s what has you upset?”  He put a hand on his chest and wiped away fake stress sweat from his forehead.  “Here I was thinking I was going to have to beat up another guy for stealing you from me.”
You decided to ignore the last and slightly concerning part of his comment in favor of being offended at how lightly he took the situation.  
“Yes that’s what has me upset.”  You grumbled, offended.  
You then felt a warm hand cup your face and turn it towards his, him leaning in close to look deeply into your eyes so you could feel the seriousness of the words he was about to say.  
“Y/n, I said those things before I even had a real date with a girl.  The interviewers were pressuring me to list things I liked in women but I had no idea what to say.  I ended up just describing the idol girls I fanboyed over at the time.” He released a coy smile. “I never truly knew what I liked until met you.”  
“B-But maybe being with an older girl would be better for you.”  
“Why?  I like being older than you.  So please don’t stop calling me Oppa.  It’s true I don’t like other girls calling me that but from you it’s the sweetest thing to my ears.”
He pressed forward to kiss you, silencing any other objections you may have said next.  
--
‘Jungkook tells fans that he no longer like noonas!  Younger girls are much cuter, he says.”
You squealed as soon as you saw the headline, knowing exactly why Jungkook would suddenly tell fans that.  
A sudden text rung from your phone.  
'Happy now, baby?'
-🔮chinkbihh
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@megatraven since your heart is tender from Astraeus,,I thought about Zeus all night lol. Basically, this is my petition to get a Zeus route after idk how many years AFK has been out for and its a mess lol. 
Zeus would TOTALLY take MC to the zoo. Not just for MC to look at the animals, but ALSO because when the lions come to him, he’d puff out his chest and be like “yeah. The tigers like me. I’m the king,” and act like a Chad. 
Whenever Zeus first fell for MC, there’s no way he accepted it. Like, he’s the King of Godsss, and he’s like, “Me? Love a human? Never.” And then he remembers his past and how,,um,,not adding up BUT ANYWAYS he doesn’t believe he loves her and pushes his feelings down. Like almost everyone in AFK does. And he doesn’t like it. At all. He doesn’t like it because he doesn’t know what to do. And like someone in one AFK route said that Zeus’s fear is weakness. So he sees this feeling as weakness because he’s not acting like himself ya know?? Quiet, spacing out, thinking of one human more often than not. THen, he catches himself once again doing things for MC. Maybe if she’s in the office and Zeus needs to see Alex for whatever reason, instead of calling them to come to him or to talk, he goes down there and goes through the office and sees MC. And he’s looking at his papers as he walks to Alexs office and everyone sits straight up when he comes in, including MC, and he likes the way her brown eyes focus on him,,
AND THEN, APHRODITE NOTICES IT AND BASICALLY MAKES FUN OF HIM EJIBKFWEJ. And it ends with Zeus and MC getting together in a bit of peace...until the Hera situation but hey no angst here...yet
MC one night stays in Zeus’s estate and she’s doing some work because Zeus is still in a long meeting (she wonders what they meet about but he wont tell her) and she starts getting sleepy and words start not making sense and shes like, “Hmm...I’ll rest my head for a moment,” and she rests her head against the headboard of the bed. And then,, Zeus comes home and he’s a little confused as to why its silent (I see MC as someone who would play some instrumental music bc I’m MC and I love orchestra music lol). He calls out to MC and gets no reply. He’s not too worried since he’s seen MC fight, he knows she can do many things. And when he gets to his room, he see’s a sight that takes his breath away and fills him with a bit of worry. He sees MC resting her head against the headboard and papers surrounding her and her computer, even some papers on the floor. He takes off his tie with a sigh and a soft laugh as he comes over to her and picks the papers off the floor and off the bed and puts them together. 
He picks up the computer (slowly, not wanting to wake up MC) and no matter how slowly he did it, MC woke up with a gasp and was confused until her eyes settled on Zeus. “Zeus? When did you get back?” He smiles as she rubs her eyes with a yawn. “I just got back. Why did you do all this?” His voice didn’t sound upset or angry, but the way his voice is made MC believe he was angry. “I’m sorry. I just wanted to get everything done tonight,” MC says, her voice in her rambling tone and Zeus realizes how he sounded. He puts everything down and comes back to her and gives her a kiss on her forehead (I want some sweet Zeus). “I didn’t mean it in a bad way. I was just,” he pauses, he looks anywhere but at her, “a little worried,” he gets out after a few moments. She smiles and kisses him on his lips. “I love you, Zeus,” she says with a smile and lovestruck face. He wears an identical one and says the same back with no hesitation. “I love you, too, MC.”
HMMM!!! SWEET ZEUS HITS THE SPOT!!! And thennn, two more ideas bc I need to get them out and don’t want to @ you too much lol. 
NOW! With the Zeus facetiming MC thing, imagine her being real sick one day. She didn’t want to go to Olympus and she just wanted to stay in bed and Alex said okay and theres no way Zeus wouldn’t let her stay home if she’s sick. He needs to make sure his human girlfriend is okay :))). However, he’s busy all day. He wants to visit her (even if she tells him no and that she doesn’t want to get him sick-) so bad and tries to but he’s always stopped by some new problem or something else to do. Zeus considers blowing it all off or just leaving for one day, but he knows he probably shouldn’t do that. Not just because MC would possibly feel guilty for him not doing something important because of her (and he doesn’t want her to feel worse) but because he knows he’d regret it the day later when he has a ton more things to do. So, he finishes them and he realizes how its like 7 PM and he’s finally done. He gets worried and decides to do something MC wanted to do with him whenever she’s not on Olympus with him. He got open his laptop and opened an app for facetiming and for once,,,
He feels anxious. He’s a little scared. He doesn’t know WHY, but this human makes him feel a little scared and worried in messing up. He hates it but loves it at the same time, so he calls her (pushing past his slight fear) and and she answers immediately with a smile. It’s a very bright smile even tho she’s sick and she looks a little distracted. “What are you doing?” MC looks up at him with the smile she uses when she’s trying to lie. “Nothing...”. Zeus looks at her and she knows he doesn’t believe it, which causes MC to sigh. “I’m doing a little bit of work,” she said as she showed a piece of paper signed by HERA. He was a little in shock but also worry.
No wonder she’d do this. She’s sick, running a fever, literally probably EXHAUSTED...yet she’s doing work. Zeus felt a little in awe at her when the shock went away. He was honestly considering going there and making her rest. “How long have you been doing work?” MC have him a reassuring look. “I only just started.” He’d probably be a little skeptical, but let it go and it went silent as he watched her write down a lot of things, mumble things she was reading, and look concentrated. And like,,just imagine him being quiet as she works and she asks him if he wants to go, but he always says “no. I like to be here,” and MC blushes really hard and tries to hide it, but she knows he can see it. aND HMM!! It’s just wholesome Meg. I love Zeus so much more than I should. And then she’d listen to his day (with the things he could tell her) and do work and he’s happy and she’s happy :))).
And my last idea was of MC being in Olympus and in Zeus’s estate and when they wake up, they give each other a kiss. They wish each other good morning, but when Zeus lays his forehead against hers, she feels really hot. And basically,,,shes sick and hes like “oh,” and doesn’t know what to do. And can’t think of too much bc my heart is too full but he’s a little worried for her literally all day, everyone wonders why Zeus is a little off his game today, and he’s just thinking of MC all day and how he cant wait to get back to her, so he can help her and protect her (even tho he can’t cuz its her own body-). But anyways,,take these nice little ideas of wholesome Zeus. It’s still so weird to imagine MC being with Zeus even if I love the idea XD. But I’m gonna go think of more Zeus and probably cry a little bit about other characters lol.
And there’s only minimal proof reading so I hope there’s no mistakes :’’).
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toabelovednightmare · 5 years ago
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Shooting day
Characters/Pairings: Martin and Luciano. Mention of Maria. Brarg (and BraVene in fiction). 
Notes: This is for Day 4: Novela.
Uff. So many fics this week. I really missed writing Brarg, tho.
Warnings: none. 
The knock on the door took Martin away from his furious typing. He looked up to see the door crack open and move slowly. He held in a gasp when Luciano Da Silva peeped in.
“Hey.” The Brazilian smiled. He pushed the door, and entered Martin’s office. “How you doin’?”
Martin shut his laptop, leaned back on his chair and crossed his arms. He frowned at the pretty brown eyed star that was now sitting on a corner of his desk.
“Are you trying to see if your character is going to survive the plane crash scene? Cuz’ you know I’m not allowed to disclose information about future episodes.”
Luciano threw his head back with exasperation.
“Jeez, one can’t just come keep you company without you thinking that there’s some work related scheme going on.”
Luciano lifted his arms, stretching his back. On Martin’s desk. His hand grazed him, as if the suggestive smile on his face wasn’t enough.
“It’s still a no.”
“I’m not saying that you have to tell me—“
“I’m not going to tell you.”
“It’s just that, after all those shirtless scenes—“
“Again with that?! I didn’t ask for it, it was production! I'm just in charge of filming."
"A good excuse for all those close-up shots of my ass, I'm sure."
Luciano had found the way to gracefully slide down to his lap. He was now playing with his hair. Martin had to fight the urge to rest his hands on Luciano's lower back.
"Now, let's evaluate the possible outcomes of whatever decision the writers are going to take next."
"Yeah. The writers. I only. Direct. The filming."
"Shh. Let's see. Okay?" Luciano pinched his cheek. He moved a little and Martin swallowed. Hard. "If I stay alive, I get to spend more time here, pestering you. I get to keep my job for a couple more seasons, but then I do have to kiss Maria like, a hundred times more. I'm sure you are not too fond of that, are you? Yeah. You keep shooting her bad angles."
Martin opened his mouth to argue, but Luciano shushed him again. He kept moving his butt like he didn't know what it could cause. Martin glanced nervously at the door. Luciano wrapped his arms around his neck. His breath felt hot against Martin's cheek.
"Now, if they do kill me.... Well, I'd lose my job. But then we don't have to worry about them walking in on us. You could come to spend the night at my place and it would be fine because it wouldn't be a 'workplace relationship', right?"
Martin let out a shaky sigh. Luciano kissed the base of his neck. Martin's hands had somehow moved to the star's butt.
"I don't shoot Maria's bad angles. All my takes are perfect. They are pure gold."
Luciano laughed.
"Ah-ha."
"I'm serious."
"Ah-ha."
They kissed. Luciano's body was completely against him, and Martin couldn't help but give in for a minute. He ran his hands up and down his back, really feeling him. He bit his lips, and felt Luciano's playful smile against his mouth.
"What is it going to be, then?" Luciano kept moving back and forth. Martin would've loved to pin him against the desk and do all sorts of dirty things to him. But the clock was ticking. They couldn't keep the crew and cast waiting. "Come on, I know you can talk to them. Convince them."
Luciano's teeth brushed his cheek. Martin took in a long breath, gathered all his force of will, put his hands on Luciano's shoulders, and pushed him back gently.
"Time's up. You need to go get covered in fake blood now. You better hurry. That usually takes way longer than what you'd expect."
Luciano rolled his eyes, and moved out of the way at a snail's pace.
"Just so you know, I'm not done yet."
He said as he stepped towards the door, making sure his clothes were as they had been when he had entered the director's office.
"Oh. Make sure that they put a lot of fake tears in your eyes, too. We need it to be extra dramatic this time."
The door closed. Martin brushed his hair, and opened his laptop. Ah...he really needed to start spending more time with Luciano outside the filming set....
Perhaps Maria could get a new love interest....
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peepee-magee · 5 years ago
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Reverse Au cuz God has forbidden me from sleep
I see a lot of reverse au stuff for the good omens fandom and it's all fantastic, but I can't get into most of them which sucks so I decided at this 3 am sleepless juncture to blurt my version of this AU because I have nothing else better to do.
In my head the ideal AU with the universes two most favorite dorks is one where Angel Crowley runs a flower shop/nursery, and is unabashedly loving of everything in the shop. He heals up plants who gets spots, he is unendingly forgiving of their short comings, and keeps the lesser plants for his personal garden in the hopes one day they'll be as magnificent as their siblings who he sells only to those who he knows know what their doing; unable to bare the idea of the wrong hands killing them.
As I see it canon Crowley has plants as a way to vent, and unleash millennia of pain and frustration which Angel Crowley wouldn't have much need for. In my AU Angel Crowely is, yes, frustrated from time to time with his lot but can't bring himself to let it out on his plants. They try to hard to be their best for him, and when he's really upset they even go so far as to produce new blooms just to cheer him up.
AU Crowely uses his plants for a similar but opposite reasoning. He uses them to try and heal pains he can't heal on himself or others. Guilt about that big flood rising up? Save a new plant, and try and make it grand. Doubt to the great plan? Well, time to grow a huge, complicated plant so hard to take care of he can think of nothing else. A certain demon he can't help with his suffering? Bring a plant back from the brink of death and cherish it in his pride collection for the rest of time.
Which is where Demon Aziraphale comes in.
In my head Demon Aziraphale would be semi the opposite. He's still hospitable on the surface, but only as a means to an end. He's angry he's fallen, but is unwilling to forgive and even more unwilling to accept things as they've been set. He works very hard while on earth to try and prove almost out of spite he would still make a good angel and it always ends up backfiring on him. He'll do a miracle to try and make someones life better, but accidently ends up making things worse.
(i.e: Miracles someones crashed computer fixed in a coffee shop in a thumb up 'ha, see did something good' only to have it turn out the person with the crashed laptop had been trying to hack everyone in the coffee shop via the shared wifi to steal their bank info.)
Every time he fucks up trying to be good and prove God made a mistake casting him out he feels both immense guilt and rage. Flabbergasted as to why she'd make (originally) an angel who could only do bad in the first place. He hates how comfortable he feels in hell. He hates being praised by his side for his misdeeds because all that are unassigned are normally unintentional. He proposes The Arrangement as a way to dodge having to do purely bad assignments as much as he can, and Crowely leaps at the opportunity at the globe just to try and ease a bit of his obvious frustration. (He said no in Wessex, but after all these centurys what started out as mild sympathy has practically turned the demons personal suffering into his own come on.) He practically clings to earth, and humanity for stability in the times he's not around Crowley to put on an 'all I do is on purpose' facade because despite him being born the worlds very best worst most humans still kind of like him. Love him in fact, because he's outwardly nice, friendly and helpful even when he's being guarded about himself, and his things. He still fucks up, but most humans appreciate his attempts especially when it's obvious he's really trying. Of course it's mostly an act, and long stretches of forced niceness just make him feel even more horrible for having to fake, but he really does give it his all to try and absorb as much of the act as he can in hopes it'll just leak into him and become natural at some point.
He still owns a bookshop and still collects rare tomes as well as his love for food, and it's really the only thing he uses his inherent evil for. ( Steals, bribes, cheats, and gambles his way to his vast collection.) Despite this however he really does cherish his books, and takes great pride in owning each one regardless of how he got them. Especially since he considers each nefarious gain it's own personal story for each book in addition to the stories already on the pages themselves.
They both work on the same street on opposite ends by just before antichrist time. Both know full well of one another, and both chock it up to their sides as 'keeping an eye' even though for YEARS since 1800 Aziraphale's bookshop has seemed to drift closer and closer with each move.
(First excuse to move shop was termites, then a fire hazard, then oh woops looks like there is a plumbing issue, leaks, can't have that with old books around.)
Crowley sees right though his shit by the thrid time he's moved but dosent say shit because he's both amused and curious to see exactly how close the demon can get before one of their sides notices. Only Hell really ever notices enough to care mentioning tho as Heaven trusts Crowley (he's been a very exemplary angel by all the reports he's sent in even tho at least 1/3rd of them are twisted truths, but it dosent hurt he also kisses major ass whenever he has to physically report in) and when Hell questions Aziraphale he just chocks it up to 'circling prey' all ominous like with a creepy smile (he's a vulture afterall) and Hell just kind of shudders and accepts that as an answer cuz all of Aziraphale's fuck ups have proven very well for his record as a demon.
By the time their living on the same street just at opposite ends Crowely finally takes the piss, and walks into Aziraphale's shop like he's any normal customer, and just starts talking him up about books much to Aziraphale's momentary terror because while indeed he's been telling Crowely about his moves he'd stopped saying where he was moving to after the 20th, and momentarily worries Heaven has sent him to intervene, but no. Crowley sees the fear on his face, and takes enough mercy to stop taking the piss long enough to invite me to lunch etc etc.
Basically Crowely is an angel easily attached to this to good, guilt riddled demon and for 6000 years finds little excuses to bump into him just to check up on how he's doing at first, but by Rome and oysters he's in love because he's just utterly enchanted with the demons leap and bound attempts to try and do good despite himself. (He didn't even try to corrupt the emperor he'd been sent to influence for heaven sake! Activly vented for an hour over oysters how he tried so hard to talk him into doing good only for it to backfire, and make things worse.)
While Aziraphale is smittin in the middle of the Reign of Terror when he needs to mircale his seemingly stupid angel out of chains all because he so despretly wanted to try and come see the gardens, and architecture before it was all destroyed, and best yet the angel makes up for the need of rescue by offering to pay for lunch with a face that reads 'what a good deed it was, saving me, right?' How is he suppose to say no to that, what?
Then after that it seems Crowley just dives head first into dangerous situations knowing full well Aziraphale will just jump at the chance to do good even though after 1941 they stop so much stroking the demons ego as they do start stressing him out cuz he is so deep in his feels at this point loosing him even for a bit would crush him, but Crowely at this point can't fucking help himself cuz watching Aziraphale squirm for him has slowly become a slight sadistic delight (as much as an angel can have one anyway) given that when they first met Aziraphale barely paid him the courtesy of their breif conversation. (Seemed aggravated to hear about the sword, and flew off after that with a huff.)
Crowley just can't help but soak up the attention now that he has it. Giddily returning it when ever he can through dates at the ritz or gifts which is as far as he's willing to leap since the first, and last time he kissed the demon on the cheek after a particularly dashing rescue the demon nearly brust into flames and avoided him for 3 decades.
I've been rambling a long time on this, and finally getting tired so I'll stop here pff-
Idk what to do with all this but might write since I can't stop thinking about it with all the other aus floating around.
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pinkykitten · 4 years ago
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For the fanfic asks how about 10-15 pls,,,👉👈🥺 I luv u babes a lot hiya
10. WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO WRITE? on the toilet duh that’s where I get most inspiration lol 😂 jk I mostly write in my room. I have like problems focusing and so I can’t have like music with words in it cuz then I pay attention to that and not my writing. I also can’t watch tv while I’m writing haha MY BRAIN HAS GONE ON HOLIDAY I SWEAR
11. MOST BIZZARE IDEA FOR WRITING YOU’VE HAD? For some reason I can’t think of anything rn but I had this fic I was going to write where it’s an reader insert w Erik killmonger, and it was you both going to the club and you were going to be a silly goose in there and joke around. I was also for the hairspray chapter fics with billy Hargrove I was going to make him die like in canon but it was too hard for me and too much cuz I love my billy and I couldn’t let him die so...I made him live lol 😂 idk tho I can’t think of anything atm
12. DO YOU WRITE ON PAPER, LAPTOP, OR YOUR PHONE? I used to write on paper like the olden times when I was legit like an old grandma BUT man was it like so long and hard ok this sounds wrong but to put what u have on paper onto the computer wow TOO MUCH WORK!!! I used to do it bc I didn’t know about drafts and saving crap so yeah I was legit like an old person but now I write on the computer but let me tell you this for some reason writing w my hands I got more inspiration and it seems more idk like one w my mind and writing and writing it w my hands it’s like it’s all one and it’s nice and relaxing 😌
13. FAVORITE CHARACTER TO WRITE? Ohhh golly gosh god this is a rlly hard question ummmmm I really like writing peter parker, Zach Dempsey (lol I hate this newest season so aghh), Erik killmonger, Jake sully, Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers, idk 😐 there are SO MANG U KNOW WHAT I LOVE WRITING ALL MY BABIES ALL MY HUBBYS BABY DADDIES LIKE ALL OF THEM ARE LIFE OK I CANNOT CHOOSE IM SORRY
14. LEAST FAVORITE CHARACTER TO WRITE? Anything with peaky blinders and listen well it’s not because I don’t like the characters on anything I think I write them crappy lol like I’m scared I’m writing the accent wrong or like the words they use the least one to me is Alfie Solomon’s bc he has a way of speaking and I always get nervous for wiring him cuz I know a writer that write him amazing and I don’t think I can be as good as that. Like his words and his actions and like I don’t know if I can write that ok.
15. POST A RANDOM LINE OF DIALOGUE FROM YOUR WIP. Ummm...😶 I don’t have a wip atm lol I know I suck hahaha 😆 I’ve just been working at other stuff atm but I will write today hopefully.
Thanks nonnie for asking!
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