#i have a feeling elisa and monica are going to be extremely pleased by the nature of this dream

[anti-homophobia-cheese]

you're going to hear about my latest tzp dream because this is my journal and if i don't write it down before going to bed tonight i will forget it. and wouldn't that be a shame.

i dreamt that i was on this doctor odyssey type cruise and very upset that i forgot to pack my swimwear. i was crying about it to my aunt when tzp just materialises before me out of nowhere.

he passionately rants about pizza toppings to me. something about neapolitan pizzas being the only true pizzas. and margherita being the best kind of pizza (as if he isn't lactose intolerant).

anyway. as he was just saying incredibly correct and sexy things, he lay down on the table in front of me. and i get an eyeful of tzp thighs and crotch clad in jeans.

this is when i realise that all this while he had been speaking to me in italian. and i somehow understood all of it too.

for some reason he worked in 'chiaroscuro' into the conversation. but i did not understand what it had to do with pizzas. he was pretty and i was wet.

and then my dream turned into the rio/glinda au.