#i have 2 d&d characters named Tuff and Gregg
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
taz-quotes · 7 years ago
Text
Gerald: Hey, you’re not supposed to be up here!
Taako: [in a deep ‘manly’ voice as Tuff Greg] Hey, it’s me, Greg!
Gerald: Well, you’re wearing my clothes, that’s kind of ironclad. I meant my uniform! It’s the only clothes I have so I just call this uniform my clothes. I’m the only one that’s supposed to be up here on the catwalk, they call me Catwalk Boy. They call me Gerald the Catwalk Boy.
Taako: Well, as I always say to the wife before I hop into bed, ‘make room for Greg!’ 
590 notes · View notes