#i hattttteee

[yarrummal]

NOOOOOOOOO

[funerals]

I need to fucking call and try and get set up with this therapist but CALLL

[missamyrisa2]

Miss Amy 😍,

I cannot get the image of you squirming around with your cute belly looking so helpless.

It made my tongue hard and my fingers twitch. What I wouldn’t do to have you squirming under my tongue and fingers. Cooing in your ear and making you admit that you’ve been a naughty girl teasing me and making me edge to your teases.

I will punish you for all the tachycardia you’ve given me and make you scream with delightful laughter before I edge you into madness.

Tickle tickle Ticklemama ….

🌴

eeeeee~!! First of alll nooooooo~!! noononononoo! And to reiterate, no!!!!! Mmmmmhhhh kayyyyy that imagery of making your tongue stiffff just mmmmh that is sooooo amazinglyyyyyy wicked and I love it and I adore it but I certainlyyyy don't condone it. Or do I condone it? I hattttteee that word!! I never use it riiight and mmmhhhh do notttttt coerce confessionssss this is a no confession zoneeee yeah I just made it uppp what do you wanna fight about ittttttt wait noooo ott mmhh okayyy okay I justt mayyybeee loveeee making people edge? I admittt itttt!! Cuties deserve to be edged and if I can't have a tickle wellness machine scoooping you alll up and administering treatments as I coooo and tease then welll I'm just gonna have to use my best tool to make you do it yourself~! Can ya blame meeee? You're sooo ticklish and adorable and neeeeed to have tinglessss all the time and youuuu wannna be naughtyyy I knoww you do and so does everyone else so what's an Amy supposed to do huhhhh? Ghhhhaaa I suppose take my just desserts? Or is that deserts? Heyyy let's have cupcakes in the desert darling~ forget about mmmhhhh making me screammmm no one wants that anyyywayyyy I'm just a ghosty sounding screamer and mmmh pleeeeaseee noooo edgingggg please I ghhhhh I willl mmmhhh never tease againnnn? I mean I will I of course will it's like a figure of speech a slice of liiiife a something or otherr metaphor like heyyy I'll totally learn that new language on duolingo this month definitely this time I willll totalllyyyy get up on time every day and not stay up lateeee gigglescrolling I just yeahh gigglescroll it's where you have that tinglyyyy momentum and there's so many tickle cuties out there posting tickly thingsss and welll then it's twilight hours and you gotta fall back into the fluff did you ever make a fluff sandwich? That's where you get this silky blanket and put it between your belly and another person's belly and you tickle each other and feel the bounces through the material and mmmmmhhh~!!

[khaire-traveler]

Tbh I mostly sent that ask bc I'm listening to someone review an ARC of Crown of Starlight which is supposed to be a retelling of how Ariadne and Dionysus met, but sci-fi and its just so many things pissing me off.

Like the Moirai are a cult????? Who are obsessed with like, purity culture????? Like the Christian kind???

And the author boasts that she's writing the first ever androgynous Dionysus when DIONYSUS HIMSELF IS ANDROGYNOUS AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN!! HE HAS AN EPITHET LITERALLY FOR HOW ANDROGYNOUS HE IS!!! HIS MYTHS FUCK WITH GENDER A LOT!! YOU DIDN'T INVENT SHIT!!!!

Ariadne is just a "I'm not like other girls" trope in such a stereotypical way and I HATTTTTEEE it. Like you can gave a girl not fit in and have it be interesting and not simultaneously shit on other women its not that hard. Like in Circe she showed interest in what Daedalus was doing and was curious about his inventions, and it made her more of her own character and also set her apart from the other women in her family. Not saying its the most perfect example but it's better than making her a fucking Pick Me girl who's pretending to not be a Pick Me.

Sorry just omg I could go on, I'm so glad this book will never be published.

Long rant incoming lol. Be warned.

Listen, I've come to accept that retellings will never be perfect to my standards because I'm a worshipper, and most of these authors are not. I've come to understand that it's ok for pieces to just stand on their own and exist without me interacting with them; I'm not being forced to engage with something I don't actually like. But this? What the hell even is this? There's a difference between creating your own retelling for the sake of artistic liberty with a story that means a lot to you and claiming to have created something that the thousands of years old culture you're basing your story on ALREADY created. See, there is a RIGHT and WRONG way to do retellings. The right way is more of a loose definition at times, but the wrong way sticks out like a sore thumb because it's typically extremely obvious.

This person has an interesting concept that fell right into their lap, then completely disregarded the original culture the story stemmed from. I don't want to ever discourage someone from writing again or trying to create an interesting story, since I understand how personal writing can be, but this is fucking ridiculous, and there is no excuse for being so blatantly incorrect about the source you're pulling your information directly from. "I'm the first writer to make Dionysus androgynous!" Read a book about Dionysus that isn't a retelling, and get back to me on that, jackass, because he's actually always been that way, and it's shitty of you to spread misinformation for the sake of boasting about your book.

People representing the gods negatively is no surprise to me, especially the Moirai - many authors seem to have a complex relationship with fate itself, in that way - but I really feel like they're being limited in a cult. It sounds so humanizingly plain, and I wouldn't enjoy that artistic liberty, personally, since to me, fate is inherently inhuman; I think it exists outside the bounds of human comprehension. It feels kind of boring and unnecessary to make them into a cult. There's so many other things you could do with them: make them into indifferent Eldritch horror space beings, depict them as strange yet slightly sinister sisters who live in the middle of nowhere and seem to have something just a little unsettling about them, or, hell, even depict them as animals who show up throughout the book as motifs of fate. Like, come on, a cult? I don't know; I guess it's just not for me. And making Ariadne a Pick Me? Ariadne? Really? There's so many things wrong with that interpretation of her, especially the fact that in the original myth, she was abandoned by Theseus on an island, essentially left to die, and was found by Dionysus who fell in love with her. It's not as if she was going out of her way to get picked up by him or something; she just happened to be there when he ran into her, from my understanding. She has gone through this incredibly traumatic experience and still persevered, and all this author can think of is "Lol she's such a Pick Me." Like???? Why???? Why do you think this???? You befuddle me. I am bemused. This reminds me of how people make Patroclus into a cute little UwU man who can't live without Achilles and can't really do much to defend himself, even though, in The Iliad, it took two soldiers and a GOD to finally kill him because he was so fierce in battle. I feel like a chihuahua barking at a wall about this, though, so I'll move on.

I'm not sure what book this is, but as a worshipper, and even just a fan of history, it's so frustrating to hear about. Like, if someone wrote a genuinely interesting book about this with the sci-fi elements, I'd find it extremely interesting, even if the gods weren't always depicted in the best light. Even ancient myths didn't always depict them in the best light, and that's ok, actually. Is it extremely annoying and upsetting when people lean too hard into it? Yes, absolutely. Is it an automatic reason to despise a piece of media? I'd say no because then you're going to miss out on a lot of really cool things that are out there. But there is still a wrong way to go about these representations, and this is one of the biggest ones: blatant misinformation for selfish gain. Another would be demonizing a god without giving them any redeemable qualities, since oftentimes, in myth, they are still rather complex, despite the wild things they do or that happen. It sounds to me like they've done this with the Moirai somewhat, though I don't fully know that.

These are just my thoughts on the matter, but yeah, this is wild. Thank you for taking me on this hectic ride lol. I'm always more than happy to hear about new weird things I've never heard of before, so feel free to share other things if you ever stumbled upon them. Also, I would love to know the name of this book if you remember it. I'm so glad I've never heard of this before, tbh. Take care, Nonny. 🧡

[oliiewhoops]

i don’t believe in love i hattttteee hiemmmmm

Btw Daniel Howell really got up in front of god and all her scene kid children and said that loving Phil is the easiest thing he has ever done. That Phil is such a natural part of his life that being with him is second only to breathing. He said that it feels like they have been together for hundreds of years. That they are twin stars with twin orbits. Deeply intertwined in this lifetime and all those that came before and all that will come after. If you even care

[stafdash]

I HATE GREENFLAME.

I HATTTTTEEE GREENFLAME.

[bloodiedpng]

Question why do people fucking HATTTTTEEE hankcon I don't get it they seemed so fucking gay to me(pacifist best route) like

[devilbunzz-moved]

I’m so bored lol

[tuskigi]

Unpopular opinion? I hate building snowmen.

[dimensionhoppr]

i am incapable of making ship playlists without making them incredibly angsty i am learning.

[schinkennudeln]

Wo ich schon so gut dabei bin: I absolutely hate it when people write Baz drinking Simon's blood in fics. usually it is tagged so I can avoid it but sometimes it's just there and everyone is like uhhh sexy and it's just so ooc for Baz and I hattttteee it.

it's just so important for me that he feels so strongly about this and is something he keeps arguing with Simon. He said he would make the world spring backwards if he think he liked it better that way but he won't drink Simon's blood even if he asks him to!! I think that's very important for his character and it just makes me feral when it's being ignored.

(probably just me projecting my asexuallity on Baz's "I won't ever drink your blood" but yeah) (you enjoy your vampire kink though no shame in that)

[kittytime-29]

i love having opinions and saying things online but i HATTTTTEEE when people interact with it. Any amount of likes above 200 is Too Many.

[soot-szn]

FUCK YOU WILBUR GHOSTBUR IS ALIVE TO ME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCJ YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCKFUKFUGKCUCICIIVK I HATTTTTEEE EUUUUUUU U SO MCUJ WILBUUR SOIT

[liebesletter]

this is so stupid but i actually feel like crying about this and i don't even really know why uuuugh

like ofc i know that people have different tastes and also different levels of being comfortable with displays of sexuality etc. but idk the fact that she just doesn't understand on any level just makes me feel so alone although it's literally just a music video and not that deep™️

but also the feeling of being excited about something and sharing it with your friends and then being met with that kind of reaction is just so,,,,, humiliating?? because it's not like i just sent the link i also sent them a voice message explaining why i love this video so much

i sent my friends a link to the libidO music video but i don't really expect them to watch it :(

[2nerd4this]

(No-Name) Hello!!! It's me!!! With a random distraction!!!

Why are spaceships called spaceSHIPS? Space is not like water!! In space you can go forward, left/right (like ships on water) but also up and down!!! They should be called spacePLANES!!! (Or space-submarines, if you still like ocean, I guess)

Also, yeah, I agree with that anon, I can offer you comfort but I'm don't know how to offer advices about the whole back to school situation, maybe I should just tell you that in my first months of uni (after I had a big fallout with one of my best friends that was coincidentally in my uni class, too! This definitely didn't help but oh well), When I hadn't made any friends yet, I considered abandoning it, even if I loved the subject I was studying! And this story is to tell you that college is not only school and notion and tests and exams, it's also living as a person (and it is really difficult to be completely alone), so consider that you may love what you are studying right now (and that is very important!!! And really nice to like what you are learning!!!!!!!) But the 'social' context matters, too! (IMO it's not 50/50 weight, what you are studying may be a little more weighted), but yeah, consider both dimensions for your future choice, I'll support you either way!!!

But still, spacePLANES? They're not even in the shape of ships!!! (Treasure planet aside, of course!)

Hi!!!

I got it... spaceHELICOPTERS!!!! Though Plane works too I guess....

But I hattttteee living as a person! (jk jk lol) Thanks, lol, I appreciate it :)

[gyuprint]

I HATTTTTEEE IT HERE. I GENUINELY HATE IT HERE.