#i hate you shuu

[jururenu]

omg tsukimi 

[karleksmumskladdkaka]

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EDIT: The cards have all been translated by the wonderful @otomehonyaku ♡〜٩( ˃▿˂ )۶〜♡. You can find the translations for the M bros here, and the S bros here!

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[akaruiakiki]

practice drawing different head angles with the bird doctor

[ghoulishtomato]

Stop comparing Adam Sk8 the Infinity to Hisoka when Tsukiyama Tokyo Ghoul is right there.

[gunkbaby]

is bulimic misandrist rize like. an acceptable concept to ppl or is my fic gonna be hated into oblivion

[vellichorom]

well see i don't think shuu's the kind of person to keep ryuuji's stuff really close to him or even remotely try to think of him that much, like yes i have to imagine almost every one of that man actions isn't without ryuuji's influence but see- what i'm thinking is that after his passing, shuu quietly took a good handful - if not the majority, of ryuuji's things & has them locked in a box locked in a closet somewhere he has absolutely NO plans to ever open the box or look at his things again, but it's important to him that only HE has his things in that way of " i don't trust nor want anyone else to handle it, " in a way of very emptily giving too much of a shit about his stained labcoat or his archived notes & research & also

this is NOT papa/isa / ryuuji x shuu & if you choose to interpret it as such i will fucking lobotomize you

[kohakhearts]

are you torchickentacos?

hahahaha no we’re friends and occasionally share a braincell lol but we’re different people!! @torchickentacos just happen to be in the same small fandom and have the same name :p

[shuusocks]

Kinktober 2024: Sakamaki ver. <3

Shu Sakamaki, Reiji Sakamaki, Ayato Sakamaki, Kanato Sakamaki, Laito Sakamaki, Subaru Sakamaki x f!reader

(I know this post is a little late, sue me).

Content warning: 18+ themes, explicit mentions of sexual activity 🤺

Shu Sakamaki:

Size kink, slow sex, teasing, cockwarming.

➤ "01:14 am

The clock, placed on your bedside table, reads the time. But time is just a mere illusion to you and Shu right now.

You gasp as you feel his thick girth enter you slowly, inch by inch. Shu’s larger frame hovering over you. Small, breathy whines escape your throat due to the burning, stretching sensation of your cunt.

“Shuu- arghh~” You moan, tilting your head back and clinging onto his broad shoulders. His muscles tensing up from the pleasure. You feel yourself clench at the overwhelming feeling of being so full of him. Shu’s breathing audibly shudders. 

“Don’t do that, sweetheart” His voice is deep and raspy, whispering directly into your ear as he starts to slowly pull out and then push himself all the way back in. 

Your eyes roll back as you let out a moan and dig your nails into his back.

“Y-you’re too de..eeeep” You manage to whimper out, feeling him reach the deepest parts of you. 

His large hands sneak around your waist and under the shirt you were wearing. Slowly going up your body, making sure to explore every inch of you. His lips instinctively find your neck and leave a trail of wet, sloppy kisses. You were sure some of them left bruises. 

He lets out a husky laugh and halts his movements completely, leaving himself inserted all the way into you. You could practically feel him in your stomach.

“Don’t tell me you can’t take it?” Shu whispers, his hot breath lingering on your sore neck.

One of his hands goes down onto your stomach as he gently presses your abdomen. You let out a high pitched whine as you feel all the juices, mixed inside of you, leak through the gaps and down onto the sheets."

Reiji Sakamaki:

Brat taming, orgasm denial, edging.

➤ "The always empty and silent hallways of the Sakamaki manor, tonight, echoed with fast and vicious slapping noises, coming from Reiji's lab.

You were bent over on the desk. Your legs spread, hands tied over your head.

“I’ll be a- a goo~aghh~ood girl I swear” You barely manage to choke out due to Reiji’s deep and rough pounding from behind. His fist full of your hair, forcibly tilting your head back, the other hand holding your hip tightly, leaving dark marks. 

“A little too late for that don’t you think?” He menacingly whispers into your ear, his jaw tightly clenched as you feel a sharp sting on your ass.

You hate to admit but the spank pushed you over the edge, even if it was supposed to be a punishment. 

You tighten around Reiji’s length, signaling you're about to reach your climax. The small action makes him inhale sharply and land another smack on your butt, stopping his movements completely, still driven deep inside you.

“Disobeying, acting out AND cumming without my permission?” His tone is demanding yet with a hint of mockery. 

You whine at the broken orgasm. All the pleasure suddenly leaves your body and only the stinging sensation on your ass remains.

“P-please- I-I’m sorry” Is all you can whimper out, your head still forcibly tilted back and the drool running down your neck, before Reiji suddenly pulls out and slams back into you again mercilessly. You feel your juices running down your thighs as you’re trying to hold on to your remaining senses.

“Did the cat get your tongue?” Reiji asks his breathing unsteady as he feels you coming closer to another climax. He sneers, knowing he won’t let you get off the hook that easily. After all, the night has just begun."

Ayato Sakamaki:

Overstimulation, squirting, degradation.

➤ "Tears were running down your reddened cheeks as your fourth orgasm hit you like a wave. Your head hit the wall as your knees buckled, threatening to give out underneath you.  

You were pressed against the wall, Ayato holding one of your legs up for better access, as he was fucking into you. His other hand groping your breasts, occasionally pinching your hardened bud.

“Ngh~ You’re being such a slut for me” He whispers directly into your ear. Ayato suddenly increases his pace, feeling you clench around him. 

“A-Ayato I-” You gasp at the increased speed of his thrust, quickly wrapping your hands around his neck, stabilizing yourself and pulling him closer to you at the same time. You pray not to pass out or have your body collapse due to the overwhelming pleasure.

You feel another climax quickly approaching you but this time it feels a little different. 

“I feel w-weird Ayaaa-ato” You manage to form a somewhat coherent sentence. Ayato almost instantly catches on what's happening and what sensation you are feeling.

“Is that so?” He coos, his hot breath lingering on your skin as his hand slowly travels down your body, landing directly on your swollen clit.

“Let’s see how much of a whore you really can be.” Before you know it, Ayato starts to rub your bud vigorously, almost instantly bringing you to yet another orgasm. 

However, this time as you came, liquid squirted out of you, drenching your and Ayato’s abdomens. Your eyes roll back as your legs finally give out on you and you almost fall to the ground.

Ayato quickly catches you, his breathing heavy and unstable.

“You were so eager to cum earlier and now you can’t handle it?”"

Kanato Sakamaki:

Pegging, f!reader dom.

➤ "You stood on your knees in front of Kanato who was on all fours, his back turned to you. One of your hands was running up and down his naked back, while the other one was lubing up the silicone strap on.

You lean down, pressing your chest on his back as you reach his ears.

“Are you ready?” You whisper, the toy prodding at his hole. Kanato lets out a barely audible swear as his breathing intensifies and he nods his head.

You just smirk, accidentally letting out a small giggle before slowly pushing in the dildo and bottoming out after a few seconds.

Kanato gasps as his fists clench. You let him adjust for a few moments, gently rubbing his back, his neck, reaching his hair and lightly tugging on it.

“Move…” He manages to mutter through his tightly gritted teeth. 

“What was that?” 

“...Please”

“Good boy” You slowly begin to move as you see all his muscles tensing up with each thrust. As your pace increases slightly, one of your hands travels from his waist to his neck, pulling his body up so he’s left standing on his knees while the other one grips his shaft, lightly stroking it, causing pleasure from both sides.

Kanato gasps as his body shudders and his breathing gets uneven. 

“D-Don’t stop please-” He stutters out as his head cranks back and his cock twitches in your hand, signaling he’s near the edge.

Your lips find his neck as you leave a trail of small kisses along the side, going up to his nape.

“Hm? Close already? And here I thought you’d hold out for much longer.” Your teasing tone, your hot lingering breath on his neck made him lose his composure almost instantly."

Laito Sakamaki:

Riding, body worship.

➤ "“Ahhh~ Just like that, don’t stop, bitch chan” Laito's head is tilted back, his adam's apple bobbing slightly as he tries to catch his breath.

You’re on top of him, taking his length in, like the good girl that you are. Your hands are tightly gripping his shoulders, trying to keep your movements steady and deep. 

His hands move from your hips, up to your waist, finally reaching your breasts after a few moments.

“You’re so beautiful when you’re like this” He whispers as he looks back at you again and plays with your bouncing tits, taking one of the hardened buds in his mouth and lightly tugging on it.

Your movements falter at the pleasure as Laito helps you move again, his hands falling back down to your hips as he rocks you back and forth on his length.

You wrap your hands around his neck and bring his face closer. Laito’s lips travel down to your jaw, then to your neck leaving a trail of kisses and bite marks along the way.

The wet slapping sound echoes in the room. Laito’s hands wrap all the way around you as he brings you even closer to his body. His fingers start gently grazing your back just when his lips finally detach from your neck.

“You’re doing so so good for me, baby. Let me show you just how much I love you.” Laito’s lips capture yours as his movements increase. He swallows your shaky, soft moans, letting his tongue explore every inch of your mouth. 

You feel your thighs burn, but your senses are so enveloped in pleasure, that all you can do is chase your approaching climax."

Subaru Sakamaki:

Hate, jealous sex (consensual), possessive markings.

➤ "You absolutely love when Subaru gets jealous. When all the possessiveness, all the anger comes out and he takes it out on you.

You were laid down on your back as Subaru was mercilessly pounding into you, positioned in between your legs. With each thrust driving his length up deeper and deeper inside of you.

With your tongue out, all you could do is moan and drool like a bitch in heat. His hands left dark marks around your waist and your hips from how tightly he’s holding onto you. 

The state of your neck was like nothing you’ve ever seen before. All marked up and bruised with bites, hickeys, scratches. 

“Are these enough for others to see that you’re mine?” Subaru gritted through his clenched jaw, right into your ear as one of his hands found its way to your neck. Without stopping his thrusting, Subaru wrapped his palm almost all the way around your neck and squeezed. Not too tight but only to make sure you understood who you belonged to.

From having your senses sharpened due to the lack of oxygen, all you could do is nod. The pleasure of his cock hitting your sweet spot, making you see stars and unable to focus on his words, made Subaru more frustrated. 

“Answer” He almost growled, stopping his movements completely.

You whine out at the sudden lack of pleasure as you manage to choke out a few words, hoping you’ll satisfy Subaru.

“Y-Yee-es. I’m yours…please.” The pathetic little whimper made him start thrusting again this time a little slower but still ramming himself deep inside of you.

“That’s right” He says breathlessly. Speeding up his movements once more and dragging the hand that was on your neck to your collarbones.

“You’re mine.”"

[frowerssx2]

i love them

[tobyisave]

acting lessons

this is for my chapter 5 au... I tried to compose a toxic doomed yaoi saiouma essay in the tags just now but it went over the tag limit (mortifying) so I'm just going to paste it under the cut!!

////cw for suicide of course. also heads up my version of saiouma is almost completely one sided 👍🏼

#look.. in my mind there is no world where shuichi truly comes around on kokichi #but there is TOTALLY a world where he feels eternally fucked up and guilty about assisting in his suicide #and cant bring himself to hate anymore #cant bring himself to reject the casual but blatantly self-indulgent touches of the boy hes about to murder in the most excruciating way possible #just let him have his fun #let him squeeze your shoulder a little too long #its the least you can do when hes about to let his entire body be turned into an unrecognizable puddle of gore #you dont have to pretend you like it. he KNOWS you dont like it. just let it happen & soon enough itll be over and youll never have to see him again #youll never be *able* to see him again. nothing left of him to even call a body #fucking unidentifiable #god. #(to be clear i dont approve of that logic at all but i sure think shuichi would feel that way)

#its like oumota but worse because (to me) shuu has completely written him off by ch5 and doesnt even need the poison blackmailing to agree #its shuichis low point after all hes fully suicidal and thinks kokichi is the mastermind who destroyed humanity's last hope #he doesnt have time to recalculate his opinion before its too late #he agrees almost immediately #but the closer it gets the less he can justify it #like god this guy fills me with rage and we would never ever in a million years get along but hes also a warm breathing human being #and hes in love with me or something and i just agreed to kill him. EAGERLY! #to his FUCKING FACE #yes i openly hated him already. and yes he didnt even blink when i told him i could kill him #if anything he looked happy! #but god how could i just say that to someone? how did it get this bad? #and how is he still giving me finger hearts through the camera while we test out angles for his fucking DEATH VIDEO #maybe just maybe its because he really thinks this will save us. but maybe he just wants to die #and i dont even know if that makes a difference anymore #et cetera……..

#like i said im not a saiouma guy in the traditional sense but #i do like pathetic clingy kokichi x shuichi who hates himself for harboring genuine malice towards him #(justified malice) #but is too self doubting to take the reins and stop the horrible thing theyve already set in motion

#meeting the same fate as kaede because he THOUGHT he was agreeing to kill the mastermind #when in reality it was really just a cagey guy who was trying to do the EXACT same thing and made the mistake of going it alone #and now that guy who couldve been his ally is dead and he has to pretend hes ok and lie to his friends to derail this trial #for this stupid idiotic plan he let himself get blindly swept up in #that was never going to work in the first place #he knew it was full of holes he knew ouma was full of shit #he knew himself he knew he'd buckle under the pressure of the trial #but he didnt say a thing #it was so much easier to go with it. he just wanted it to be fucking over with #well its not over. the game continues and kokichi is dead and for what #didnt lift a fucking finger #fucking idiot coward bottom of the barrel piece of shit. GOD #i dont know man. it's just real kill yourself hours for shuichi after this one

[bobopeebo]

Helloo~ I love reading all your headcanons because I feel like they're very accurate and fun. Similar to the Ayato ask but any Headcanons on the type of girl Shuu would like, pshycially and personality.

Shu’s Type Headcanons

shu wouldn’t like someone that’s his complete opposite

he prefers a fair balance of opposite and similar - or even if she had just a handful of similarities, it’s enough

he needs someone who likes relaxing with him as well

someone he can enjoy comfortable silences and beautiful music with

soft, fluffy curly hair would kill him.

he likes long, soft, flowy hair that smells like fruits and flowers that he can bury his face into and use as his personal curtain

but at the same it would become a nuisance if her hair kept getting stuck/pulled while they cuddled and she complained about it. plus, short hair would give free access to her beautiful neck

in terms of bodies, he likes petite, short women because they look cute, innocent and frail

tall and elegant women because they seem poised and gentle, seeming soft-spoken and not noisy, causing less of a disturbance to him

curvy women because they’re warm and soft; the perfect pillow to him (bonus points if they smell good) and he gets to make lewd remarks about their blessed assets

he really doesn’t care that much

soft clothes in soothing colors like pastels and dark shades are appreciated. hates eyesore colors like neons and if his lover were to be a fan of them, they’re sure to hear a few unamused remarks every so often

you see the amount of times soft is mentioned here? yeah he’s basically shopping for a human pillow

but shu really likes girls with big, bright, curious eyes. someone adventurous or bubbly would feel like a golden retriever to him; he would find them quite amusing and loveable

he doesnt mind a girl with a lot of energy; so long as she can also be content pumping the breaks to wind down and share headphones with him while they cuddle wherever he pulls her

he actually might prefer a s/o who can balance his nonchalance. someone expressive and empathetic; someone who talks a lot and would want to tell him lots of cute interesting things

he might not have the most compelling replies; but that doesnt mean he’s not interested, he’s just not one for talking much.

just knowing that she cares so much. that her perfect evening would be spending time with him.

he obviously would ‘complain’ about how noisy she is, but she wouldn’t be able see the faintest, soft smile he grows on his face with his eyes closed as she tells him about what happened in her class that night not knowing that she’s already told him this once before

speaking of, he would likely prefer someone with a melodious voice. Deep or soft and calm. He would have trouble adjusting to something with a loud or pitchy voice. In that case maybe he would prefer their quiet times more ^^;

if his girl knows how to play (the ‘good’) instruments, it would be amazing. maybe not so much for her because of how many times he would ask her to play-

after much begging, shu might even be so kind as to agree to have a duet with her (how romantic)

despite shu not being that picky with what kind of girl he’d be attracted to, he still has a few absolute donts

girls who are stuck up or snooty, with a superiority complex. the ones who care way too much about being perfect and proper: he would just get brought back to his aristocratic family. the one he’s trying to get away from constantly.

he just doesn’t like girls who are vain or egoistic. he finds them annoying

shu would really admire a girl who’s honest. someone who wouldn’t change her opinion based on whether or not others agreed. someone brave who would stand their ground to support their beliefs

that quality kind of also translates into loyalty

shu has a hard enough time as is allowing himself to connect to anyone, fearing he’ll lose them. if he does finally start to warm up to someone, it would kill him inside if they betrayed him.

> 𝕀 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕠𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟, 𝕒𝕤 𝕨𝕖𝕝𝕝 𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕦𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕞 𝕠𝕟 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕞𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕧𝕖. <

Your beloved, Bo.

[eves4pple]

SAKAMAKI HOUSEHOLD HC’S

A/N: I’m so happy everyone seems to be enjoying this au so far! I’m so excited to keep sharing it with you guys! I’m willing to answer any questions you may have :3 and I’d love to keep sharing

Tw: mentions of SA, implied abuse

- Most dysfunctional household. With six vampires it’s bad enough as is but six male vampires? Horrid 100%

- The most unsafe household for Yui, all of the brothers pretty much take great pride in bothering/attacking her whether that be mentally, emotionally or physically.

- Always a fight between one of them I mean it, usually it’s Ayato with another one of his brothers but sometimes it’s Kanato.

- Ayato hates water, hates swimming and sometimes even struggles to bathe himself due to almost drowning so many times as a child.

- Laito is 100% hyper sexual due to trauma but we’ve known this but I feel like it’s a lot worse then we’re shown. Can’t stand girls with green eyes, doesn’t like girls who have a not so natural hair color, and really doesn’t feel comfortable with most women at all.

- All of them fall into the BPD spectrum somewhere argue with a wall.

- Reiji is technically religious not in the way Yui is. He enjoys the stories and tales that circulate through religious groups and texts and has done handfuls of research and time looking into how they (esp Catholicism) work, similar to my Azusa head-canon but, Reiji has prayed. It’s been small amounts, times where he’s felt helpless but it’s happened

- Kanato has a weird fascination with ferrets.

- Shuu and Laito originally played each other’s instruments but both decided they liked the others better

- They all pick on Kanato for his height and then Kanato picks on Yui for hers.

- Yui’s connection to Cordelia is the strongest here. Her and Yui interchangeably controlling Yui’s body is a common occurrence as Cordelia tends to get Yui in danger so she’d have to drag her own self out. Cordelia tends to do this because she “misses” her sons and wants to cause issues.

- Reiji is the worst when it comes to hurting Yui. In this au I tweaked his personality to be more brat like rather than just stuck up snob. His core personality is blank wall but his inner is child like, almost like Kanato.

- Yui and Ayato study together often, and by study I mean Yui studies and Ayato bothers her until he sucks her blood. But this has been an ongoing thing for atleast a few months in my canon.

- Yui literally isn’t allowed to have friends outside of the manor. The brothers have and will always cut them off for her. Too big of a risk.

- Ayato and Laito often team up to prank Kanato.

- Shuu actually likes Subaru, it’s cause they don’t really bump heads often due to them liking solitude

- Subaru and Yui get along pretty well.

- Reiji’s natural hair color is also blond but he dyed it cause he didn’t wanna look like Shuu

- Kanato also naturally had red hair like his brothers and dyed it, he also has green eyes in this design.

- each brother has moments with Yui where they kinda have a human esc response. They have their moments but they’re rare.

[akaruiakiki]

IF THE BIRD DOCTOR REACHES THE FINAL ROUNDS IM DRAWING HATOFUL TEBKTH CHARM DESIGN

Propaganda:

Shuu: There are a couple of vague hints he might be this on his route, like when he asks Hiyoko for a lock of her hair at the summer festival. And he very much is; his route ends with him murdering Hiyoko, planning to "most intimately" examine her insides, decapitating her, and finally preserving her head in a jar so he can always keep her with him. (Source: tv tropes)

Esdeath: One of the rarer cases in that she never attempts to Murder the Hypotenuse. Instead, her psychotic nature generally comes from outside her interactions with Tatsumi, until he tells her he has a girlfriend now and refuses to join her one last time. She still loves Tatsumi, but would rather have him executed as opposed to letting anyone else take him. Though the execution was something she wasn't really planning on carrying out... until he made it clear they would never happen. )source; tv tropes)

[flaresemily]

DON'T MIND IF I DO ;)

Sakamaki brothers and mukami brothers with a reader who has severe social anxiety. The reader has the personality almost same as shuu like sleeping most of the time and wearing headphones 24/7 except she's active than him and not stoic as him. But after the reader gets comfortable with them she's SOOO unhinged and chaotic (in a good way)

I'm going to make each brother at a time. Each reader in each brother acts differently but still the same as requested.

Shu :

Believe it or not, Shu is happy that someone was the same as him, like music and napping.

He always sleeps with you (not in a perverted way) he just lies down beside you and sleeps.

You can say Reiji has been complaining about this. The one thing that are different about you two is, you are actually from a football club. You are more active than him so Reiji couldn't complain much.

The more he spent time with you the more he realized something.

That you are a bothersome girl, that's for sure. Yapping none stops when with him.

Yapping and yapping. But you are afraid of people. Everytime he tells you to befriend some ‘human’ you feel scared just thinking about making friends. Thus, you always stay with him.

(you and him once annoy Reiji in the dining room just for fun)

Reiji :

Reiji at first is always nagging you. Scolding you for spending money on earphones/headphones. But hey, he can't stay mad since you actually score your exam unlike a certain ‘deadbeat’.

One time you are forced to interact with other people you literally hide in Reiji classroom. Without him noticing weird huh.

And if Laito was the one who bothered you. You will hide in Reiji bedroom.

Then, when Reiji finds you. You will exposed what Laito did and he got punishment such as doing the dishes and housework that Reiji do.

The more he spends time with you the more he realizes you are actually just like him. You love science! Thus, you and him become the 'science duo'

(you and him agree that Shu is a deadbeat but then you gasp dramatically because Shu literally behave like you so in other words Reiji hates you too)

Ayato :

He was annoyed when his with you. Sleeping and hearing music with your earphones/headphones. His first thought about you were : "tch, another Shu Sakamaki"

Though he quickly realized something. You love basketball that's what makes him interested in you. In every game that you or him play both will be there to observe.

The more he spends time with you he realizes you rarely interact with your teammates but you do know what they want as if you can see when your eyes close.

Thus, you two have become the "ore(o)-sama duo" ayato was the one that say it. He claims you (not in weird way) as his 'best friend' weird huh.

Even Kanato side eye him. (You and him go around pranking the brothers)

Kanato :

He hates you. So so so much! You always sleep! Always listening to music like Shu! He hates you so much! So he plans to make you his doll.

As he tries to kill you he realizes you were hugging a teddy bear with a skirt on it.

"teddy look this b*tch has a teddy bear too."

Silence

"what? You like her! Impossible teddy! You like that bear! That bear is that female wh*re teddy bear!!"

Silence

"oh? You want me to befriend her so that you can date the bear? Fine for you I try"

The next day

He did try to befriend you. Ayato and Laito almost choked on their own food when Kanato offered you his chocolate. Subaru can only pray you are alive.

You were afraid of him but after he tells you that teddy like your teddy...you were shock.

"teddy like my teddy?" "Yes where is she? Teddy want to get to know her" you look at the brother. Laito just avoid your gaze.

'the betrayal' is what you thought that time when both Ayato and Laito avoided your gaze

"s-she sleeping uhm she's tired after accompanying me to watch a movie"

"what's her name?" "..uhm her name was teddyla" "teddyla?"

Reiji though : 'what a stupid name'

"yes she pick it her name herself." "Oh teddy said it's pretty"

From then on you become 'bestie' as he said.

(it's official your teddy bear and his teddy bear is 'happily dating' on the way to 'marriage')

Laito :

At first he doesn't really have any interest in you. Because you sleep and only listen to music. He doesn't care about you at all.

But what makes it change? Well while Laito was flirting with his fan girls his fedora was snatched away by some jealous boys and was cut in half.

I mean yes he can just kill those boys but Reiji warns him not to. So he pretends to be sad so that his fan girls attack those boys and they do.

As he walks around the school he clenches his cut-in-half fedora with anger. And that's when you came in. Just in luck you are a pro when it comes to stitching. So you stitch his fedora back as if it was new. He looks at you and realizes you are in the middle of the project.

The school has decided to make a mascot so the principal asks you to make some dress.

"Laito? Are you crying?" You ask him.

Yet, there was a single tear roll down from his eyes. "Nothing...I'm just glad it's fixed thanks"

You were shocked the great boy flirt Laito is thanking you.

"your welcome" you smile at him and continue your works.

He stays with you. Technically your work place has become his hiding place from the fan girls. But of course he actually helps you sometimes with the clothes you are stitching.

(he tried making his own clothes with you but he accidentally cut it wrong)

Subaru :

You and him sync immediately after he finds out you like gardening. And thus, you two can always be found in the garden. Sometimes he help you with the plants you are planting.

He always makes sure you aren't hurt when gardening with him.

He can be overprotective especially when you are sick and you haven't water your plants. He also knew that you like to sleep and listen to music. So he makes a small hut for you to sleep in case you are tired. Can't lie he thought that you are dead when you stop moving while you are gardening with him.

Reiji approved this. (Because he gets free vegetables)

It's been a year, both of you actually did become a couple. Him being the anger issues boyfriend while you are the shy girlfriend. So it's perfect for you two.

Ayato is jealous he get to couple with you first instead of him.

(Subaru and you did accidentally plant something poisonous luckily Reiji arrived just in time before both of you could touch the plants with your bare hands and you got scolded afterwards.)

[otomehonyaku]

DIABOLIK LOVERS Grand Edition ☽ Genteiban Special Booklet Translation ☽ Diaboy Q&A 7 (Kanato)

Original title: DIABOLIK LOVERS Grand Edition 限定版スペシャルブックレット English translation by @otomehonyaku Click here for the scans (thank you to @karleksmumskladdkaka for providing the scans!)

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The special booklet included with the limited version of Grand Edition (for the Switch) contains a Q&A section in which the Diaboys ask each other questions and discuss their answers. They're divided into 10 discussions, so I'll divvy up my translations accordingly. The seventh question was asked by Kanato. Have fun reading!

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QUESTION 7. Each of you can think of something you would rather wipe off the face of the Earth, can’t you? (Kanato)

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Kou: Wow, what’s wrong with you? What a depressing question!

Kanato: Kindly piss off. We’re allowed to ask anything, aren’t we? Now hurry up and answer the question.

Ayato: I got plenty of things! I fuckin’ hate lectures and tests suck ass, too. Come to think of it, school itself is basically useless! I can’t stand those Mukami assholes either, and bell peppers—I don’t even know why bell peppers exist! And also—

Laito: Alright, Ayato, we get it. Stop.

Azusa: …I don’t like bell peppers either… so I kind of understand where Ayato is coming from…

Reiji: You truly hate bell peppers? How childish.

Yuma: All vegetables are fuckin’ delicious.

Laito: Hmm, I generally like vegetables, but I don’t like raw fish. The first time I learned it’s a thing to eat raw fish, I was so surprised!

Kou: Huh… sashimi is so good, though.

Shuu: …If we’re talking about food, I don’t like eating sweets. Those could go, in my opinion.

Kanato: What are you even saying, Shuu?! To say that sweets do not belong in this world is inexcusable! It’s obvious that sweets are the most necessary food!

Ruki: …This has quickly turned into a discussion about food.

Subaru: This is stupid. Fuck, these guys piss me off just looking at them!

[myliliofthevalley]

The Sakamakis x Reader Halloween Headcanons

Hello there! Finally, I've decided to put this account to good use and write something. Hope you enjoy!

Shuu Sakamaki

Pretends that he doesn’t care for it but deep inside he is kinda intrigued by the idea.

Probably won’t dress up and just sleep through it.

If you beg him enough, he might indulge in some matching costumes however he will probably be on the lazier side, just wearing something he found on the bottom of the darkest pits of his closet.

I have no idea why I view him as someone who’d wear one of those sheet ghost costumes. It just feels very on brand for him. Maybe you can be two sheet ghosts just chilling for this holiday.

Reiji Sakamaki

He seems like the type to plan his outfit months in advance.

As for matching costumes, I definitely see him as the type to be the Victor to your Emily. That would be so cute in my mind.

Imagine he hosts a Masquerade Ball (low chance but still) just for this occasion. Would probably teach you how to dance weeks if you don’t know, saying that if you don’t you’ll embarrass him.

Eventually you learn and, because he’s hosting the said ball, you just have about one dance together. T-T

Ayato Sakamaki

Would watch spooky/horror movies and either get absolutely terrified and then deny it or make fun of the low budget. No in between.

Might make fun of you for getting scared and then just hug you and awkwardly comfort you.

The type that might be into one of those Joker and Harley Quinn couple costumes.

Definitely enjoys scaring you randomly. You could just be chilling in your room and he’d pop out of a random corner and scare your everlasting soul out of your body.

Kanato Sakamaki

OH, THIS IS HIS TIME TO SHINE.

Makes the costumes from scratch, every little detail is on point. He’s putting that sick victorian child look of his to good use.

Of course Teddy also gets a costume. And of course it will match his. There’s no discussing this.

You better be prepared to make LOTS of sweets. What can I say, he loves his sweets. Especially if they are made to fit the occasion.

Laito Sakamaki

Would wear a Ghostface costume.

You know that audio from tiktok with the “So you’ve got a boyfriend?” “Why, you wanna ask me out on a date?”? YEAH THAT’S ACTUALLY HIM. He would do that trend with you.

Also a scary movie watcher. Though I believe he’d prefer more psychological ones as opposed to gorey.

He also gives vibes of someone who is either earrily quiet when watching something or overly talkative.

Subaru Sakamaki

Pretends that he hates it but in fact he loves it.

Loves everything about it: the movies, the music, the decoration, the costumes, EVERYTHING. 

It’s his soul holiday, you can’t deny it.

Speaking of costumes… Idk why but I feel like he’d be Jack Skellington and you’re Sally. Just imagine him in a striped suit with skeleton makeup. See the vision?