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BIG. SIGH
they're no longer making Amimal crossing Pocket Camp playable anymore. And it'll be non usable November 20th (I think. Bad with number dates but.) I'm so freaking livid about this. One game I can actually play for hours and not get overly stressed, spend money if and when I want and it barely be alot of money. Kept me grounded relaxed and organized. Now I just want to completely unsub to all my monthly billing and delete the app forever. So so so mad.
#🍃//tara's tavern#admin post#🍃 thoughts#venting#animal crossing#animal crossing pocket camp#i hate you nintendo.#is it bc i didnt pay yall?#fuck you#🍃;;// having wine with sukuna 🍷🍷🍷#anime
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edit 2: leak is FAKE everyone, go home
so of course i'm keeping up with the pokemon leaks and
I KNEW IT
I FUCKING KNEW IT
I SAID THE KANTO FAVORITISM STARTED BECAUSE OF BW'S BACKLASH AND WAS GOING TO MAJORLY STAGNANTETHE SERIES FOR YEARS AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME
update 113 notes later: might be fake, idk
#doesnt sit right if i don't edit this with the updated info#press t to throw tomatoes at everyone who praises kanto pandering or says it doesn't exist#i am NOT over people forgiving gigantoobie charizard just because 'he looks cool'#NO YOURE SUPPORTING THE DEATH OF THIS SERIES#i am also never forgiving people who hated bw and then turned around when people started saying they were really good#i know who you are. i argued with your type ever since i was a child.#literally every major flaw in this series comes back to fan pandering even the rushed games too#games are just spinning their wheels and not doing anything new?? the one time they did they got MAJOR backlash of course nothing's changin#not a lot of new pokemon in new gens?? what gen had the biggest amount of new pokemon.#remember how people complained usum wasnt on the switch when the switch had like 2 nintendo games on it and we got lets go and then swsh???#pepperidge farm remembers#i'm a very bitter pokemon fan lol
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ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
GUYS HES NOT JUST JUMPING TO SAVE HER FROM FALLING
GUYS THE MALICE WAS AFTER HER
HE ISN’T TURNING TO RUN HE’S TURNING TO SAVE HER
TO BE WITH HER
AFTER SHE WAS ALONE FOR 100 YEARS
AFTER SHE LOST EVERYONE SHE EVER CARED FOR
HES NOT LETTING THAT HAPPEN AGAIN
EVEN IF IT MEANS THEY BOTH SUFFER
HE’S DAMN SURE THEY’RE GOING TO DO IT TOGETHER
#Zelda#Link#Ganon#Loz#Totk#Tears of the Kingdom#Zelink#Love#With every trailer I want to hate this game even more#With every trailer I love this game even more#LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY#WHY DO YOU HAVE TO HIT ME IN THE FEELS NINTENDO#THIS ISN'T FAIR#THEY'VE GONE THROUGH TOO MUCH TRAUMA#Botw#Breath of the Wild#Botw2#Zelink Triforce Hylia Hyrule
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Recently finished replaying this game-I am obsessed yet again so have some doodles of me figuring out some characters’ designs
#can you guess the theme of this playthrough LMAO#I FUCKING LOVE THIS GAAAMEEEEHAHFJGKDNKFNFKF#expect more doodles there is SO much more I wanna draw from my playthrough#<like the love/hate relationship Callie and Agent 4 have and Marie’s ‘explosion’ over Shiver’s death in the final boss fight LMAO#snorlarts#my sonas#miitopia#marina Ida#DJ Octavio#agent 3 splatoon#captain 3#the dark lord#great sage#darker lord#splatoon#miiblr#mii#miis#Nintendo
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at a certain point i think we need to acknowledge that art is very rarely created accidentally. if you can see a theme in a work than that theme was, more likely than not, at least somewhat intentional on behalf of the creator. you don't put a piece of yourself out into the world without thinking about what it means at least a little bit.
#sigh. sorry got a comment like 'nintendo creates these accidentally heartbreaking scenarios and then fans add depth' and i just.#do you really think that not a single professional adult writer on the oot writing team thought about the implications of the scenario they#were writing. do you think that all of the ways in which the world is set up to reinforce the themes brought up by that scenario are also#accidental. do you think writing is just throwing shit at a wall and seeing what sticks without any more complex thought.#do you truly genuinely think that in a game so constrained by storage & software limitations ANYTHING about that story would be accidental#it just seems like such a sad and reductive way to view art. it's like you can't imagine that anything is done in earnest.#that people might really care about the things they create. that they might be truly meaningful.#the mcuification of story analysis. we just assume that nothing has substance anymore ig. our brains are so flooded with consumerist#garbage that we assume all art is made purely for consumption and profit. ok#WHATEVER. sorry. i have this disease where im obsessed with video games as art and i hate that no one sees it like i do#personal
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HAPPY late ANNIVERSARY TO THE GAME THAT CHANGED MY LIFE 💛💛💛
I remember perfectly the day that "the BotW sequel" was announced in the E3 from 2019, and the fact that it's been a whole year since the game was released 🥹
Throughout this year I've met many people and I went through very memorable experiences. My life also went through many changes, but it was easier to overcome them thanks to this game. Thank you nintendo and zelda's fandom 💛
#And you know what was the main thing I learned throughout this year?#that I HATE drawing zonai jewelry#Zelda#Tloz#the legend of zelda#tears of the kingdom#totk#tloz totk#Link#tloz link#totk link#Princess Zelda#Rauru#King Rauru#Sonia#Queen Sonia#Rauru x Sonia#Zelink#zonai#nintendo#mine#my art
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just because i need to yell about it for a second bc i have seen people celebrate it, the nintendo music app thing as part of switch online to me looks much more like a dark precursor to a possible reality in which not only movies and series are completely locked behind a hundred different streaming services but music is as well ...
#ganondoodles talks#nintendo#like especially if that is the reason why they have been taking down so much music on youtube#can you imagine no music being on youtube at all anymore bc you need to sub to an obscure streaming service just to lsiten to that one trac#like if it was just a bonus i guess its fine#but this is capitalisms hell of streaming services where you rent shit without ever owning it#so im ....... >_>#ALSO I HATE APPS#WHY IS EVERYTHIGN AN APP#LEAVE ME ALONE
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Hey guys! I wanna share something REALLYYYYYY important with you all!!!
So, I was having a nice conversation with an editor from Inkipedia. Really friendly individual, we had a nice civil discussion and it was great to hear out their points and wiki related things. I learnt some cool things and how Nintendo operates in certain areas.
I asked them about some stuff relating to Callie and localisations, and they told me that the "Hypnoshades" are actually just called "sunglasses," in the original Japanese version of Splatoon 2 and theres no mention of brainwashing OR hypnosis. All of the events in the original japanese version of Splatoon 2 seemed to be a lot more vague and up for interpretation which i found to be very interesting!!
However.... the editor told me that the English localisation line from DJ Octavio, "I remixed Callie's brain!" is actually different in the original japanese version.
GUESS WHAT DJ OCTAVIO SAID...
"Aori-Chan is so simple minded! I was able to brainwash her with ease."
Nintendo JP.... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?! I WAS YOUR BIGGEST DEFENDER!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!?! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT IN THE ORIGINAL JAPANESE VERSION... CALLIE WAS STILL BRAINWASHED?!?!
Oh I'm gonna be sick....
You know, this ultimately just proves something to me.
Splatoon 2's writing... just fucking sucks. Straight up, it's ass. And not the good kind. It's poorly written and you wanna know why? It's set up is REALLY GOOD!!!! but it's pay off is the most uninteresting, vile, disrespectful, childish, lazy, DISGUSTING THING THEY COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE!!!
All this interesting set up with Callie and having this arc where she's so lonely and busy that she ultimately runs away to the Octarians, joins them willingly and ends up getting hypnotised, resulting in her becoming more emotional and seeping into the darkness in her heart... Marie, having to come and remind her of the good times they had together... to reignite the positivity in Callie's heart... to repair what they have broken... to have a fresh start...
But did this setup get paid off in a satisfying and emotionally deep way? No.... they choose to TREAT CALLIE LIKE A FUCKING MORON AND FOR WHAT REASON?!?!?! ARE NINTENDO JUST SCARED OF DEPTH?!?! WHATS THEIR FUCKING ISSUE?!?!?!
ITS SO DISRESPECTFUL!!! SHE LOST THE FINAL SPLATFEST AND YOU CONTINUE TO BEAT HER DOWN?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! WHAT WERE THE WRITERS COOKING?!?!?! GET THEM OUT OF THE KITCHEN DAMN IT!!!!
They literally picked the most uninteresting and disgusting fucking outcome possible and I genuinely don't know why. There's SOOOO much concept art and multiple sunken scroll entries that showcase this depth for Callie, AND THEY THREW IT AWAY!!!
But you know what? Im gonna continue to hold my stance about the events of splatoon 2 because I would rather like to look at the story in a more interesting and narratively fulfilling way than what Nintendo is trying to push. Sure, it might not be what Nintendo said happened, but I would rather look at the events in a different, more character rich way for my own fucking sanity and enjoyment. I am going to continue to say fuck you to the notion that "Callie was brainwashed and kidnapped" because I like stories where characters go through character arcs and growth!!!! I hate it when that depth and agency for my favourite character in this franchise IS TAKEN AWAY!!!!
I would rather live in a world where Fresh Start ACTAULLY MAKES SENSE AS A SONG!! I would rather live in a world where OCTAVIO ISNT A FUCKING UNREDEEMABLE EVIL MONSTER THAT CUTTLEFISH WOULD NEVER WANNA SEE AGAIN AFTER HEARING WHAT HE DID TO CALLIE!!!!
I would rather live in a world where Splatoon 3 feels more satisfying to me and the Squid Sisters get proper send offs and pay offs to their arcs from the start of Splatoon 1.
I would rather live in a world where Tidal Rush is more emotional and personal, THAN SOME BULLSHIT "oh we gotta save callie because she's a dumb idiot and she's an object to grab because it's a video game!!! Ha ha!!!"
I would rather live in a world where Callie is given a proper character arc, INSTEAD OF GETTING KIDNAPPED AND THESE AWFUL AND DISGUSTING THINGS DONE TO HER! ONLY FOR IT TO GET REVERSED SO EASILY WITH NO MENTION OF THESE EVENTS EVER AGAIN!!!!!
UGH.... I'm actually so angry. I hate this so much.
When Splatoon 4 comes out, I'm not gonna hold back on my criticisms. I want change out of these writers because the current format we have for Splatoon stories is actual dogshit and I'm so tired of it. Everyone in the community is tired of the cool and interesting character details being pushed to the side and hidden away because Nintendo fucking hates narratives and only saves it for RPGS for some ungodly reason.
Im tired of important character details giving shoved off in optional and hard to find content. I'm tired of these awful implications and events being spread like wildfire in the community because daddy Nintendo said so.
Im done.
#splatoon#callie cuttlefish#callie splatoon#splatoon 2#marie splatoon#marie cuttlefish#rant post#sorry for the rant#massive rant#anger#im so angry#im so annoyed#im so done#i cant do this#i cant take it anymore#nintendo#fuck you#hypno callie#octo callie#dj octavio#octarians#oh the misery#im so fucking tired#im so fucking mad#god i hate this#god i hate them
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sun bleached flies – ethel cain
yes i did make a 6 minute long ethel cain x ft edit
no i am not well
#fellow travelers#hawkins fuller#tim laughlin#tim x hawk#hawk x tim#ethel cain#my edits#OKAY FRIENDS at long last here it is#the sun bleached flies edit#this shit has haunted me for weeks#but also i really can’t bring myself to hate it#she’s my baby#we’ve been THROUGH IT together#i really put my whole ethel cainussy into this edit so any love for it will be very warmly received#but dudes… this shit is LONG#as deep in the trenches of an attention economy as we are this edit really said no profit please#if you actually watched all the way through you’re a real one#oh also#tumblr’s video size limit means that this looks like it was filmed on a nintendo ds#and even to get this quality i had to delete the outro#a crispy clear outro-included version will be coming to yt soon!
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Captain Olimar from the Pikmin franchise.
✅️ featherless
✅️ biped
Captain Olimar from the Pikmin franchise is a Man!
#behold! a man!#Pikmin 1#Pikmin 2#Pikmin 3#Pikmin new playcontrol for the wii#Pikmin 4#Pikmin 5#Pikmin 6#Pikmin 7#Pikmin 18 billion and 11#Pikmin 3 deluxe#And#Hey pikmin#Pikmin temptation and pikmin sin#Pikmin on your ipad it's called#Pikmin bloom#Brand new crossover with pikmin and doom#Lost browser game#Pikmin space force#Pikmin fortnite#Pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand#Pikmin adventure nintendo land#Pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl#New sports I made where you throw pikmin ball#Pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it#Love it or hate it you will find it#Pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there#Pikmin on the gamecube pikmin on the gamecube pikmin on the gamecube#Pikmin on the FUCKING gamecube#captain olimar
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Baby Chrobin!!! And I'm glad Robin is leading! Robin fans are winning!
#feh#nintendo#fire emblem heroes#fire emblem#gacha#fe#fire emblem awakening#chrobin#female robin#frobin#f!robin#chrom#fe chrom#fe robin#m!robin#i forgive you IS but i still hate you for robbing SoV
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Why master Kohga can and should come back into a later dlc for totk
We all know about how important character's are introduced in both botw and totk right
With Link's companions it shows a small explanation of who they are under their names but with villans it's the opposite
And you know who else has there lil explanation below their name
Why none other than the great master Kohga of course!
Maybe having him be on our side could explain some things about the shekia tech being absent or why he thinks being on Ganondorf's side is a good thing and bring back the lore of shekia turning on the royals
So please nintendo let the man be something great in a future dlc I will pay you to do that
#they did this same shit in Age of calamity so please nintendo if you can do this one thing#for me i really can't stand totk's plot but you wanna know what i can’t stand more of#KOHGA NOT GETTING A SPEAKING ROLL#PLEASE HIS VOICE WAS SO GOOD IN AOC#i need both Kass and Kohga to speak to me pls and thank#...and y'know teba too but nintendo hates birds sowhatevs#zelda#the legend of zelda#loz#totk#tears of the kingdom#master kohga#glory to master kohga#riju#yunobo#ganondorf
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Nintendo thinking they own the concept of open world creature collection just because of PL: Arceus and going after an indie game company is the scummiest of scummy. And also sets a very dangerous precedent for the gaming industry if they win.
#jen.txt#I hate that I like so many of Nintendo’s franchises bc I fucking hate them as a company#I’ve never seen such a greedy anti consumer ass company before#and yes this is about the palworld thing#regardless of your feelings on palworld you shouldn’t be rooting for this
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This word,,,,,
Get out of my head,,,,,,,,,,,
#unbeatable#die#on a unrelated note what in nintendo’s name is this capcut update i hate it what did they do to the keyframe motions-#you cannot beat us#< TARGET TARGET TARGET I HATE YOU/j
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FNF Mario’s Madness (V2)
#fanart#video games#drawing#art#nintendo#super mario#super mario land#mario 64#super mario world#mario.exe#mario pc port#coronation day peach#I hate you Luigi#l is real#friday night funkin#fnf mario's madness#wario apparition#luigi’s mansion#Mario party DS#dj hallyboo#grand dad Mario#Chris Pratt
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apparently one of main guys directing the god damn zelda movie "aims for it to be a live-action miyazaki"
and i just-
you idiot, you fool, you absolut buffoon
first of all, there is a REASON why all his films are ANIMATED, animation can do things live action will never be able to no matter how much shitty CGI effects you pump into it
secondly, given how any possible ghibli influence in totk is so clearly purely a superficial attempt of copying aesthetics and NOTHING more is making me more convinced that movie will be shit
miyazakis works have been reduced to whimsical childrens fantasy with a specific kind of aesthetic in the mindset of many and i HATE it, its so much more than that and seeing how much totk has been compared to it, again, purely bc of some aesthetics reminiscent of his movies is still driving me nuts
the zelda series, especially the most recent entry, is very clearly lacking in everything that miyazaki excels at and i am not confident that anyone in higher positions whos working on that darn movie understands any of it and will just go for the usual copying of surface level aesthetics tm
#ganondoodles talks#zelda#kinda#yes i am hating on it#i have no hope of it being good#and i have no interest in ever seeing it#especially not fucking live action#and i have accepted that i will have to ignore anything of it#but if you pull one of my favorite works in the entire world into the dirt with it it is personal now#listen princess mononoke is my favorite movie of all time#second is castle in the sky#and i hate how much of both of them have been compared to totk over and over#no shut up they are nothing alike#and now this??#yes this is a me problem#which is why i am talking about it on MY account#you dare make a live action movie of my game special interest and now you invoke my biggest inspiration AND comfort movies for it too???#jail for nintendo! jail for nintendo for one thousands years!!!
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