#i hate u u cutie im gonna explode

[stevie-petey]

DARE I SAY THE BEST CHAPTER EVER!! (alongside w dear billy) oh my god oh my god oh my god stug in the upside down, the “im dust!” moment, slightly jealous steve, robin and bug cuteness, and my wife nancy being the best group captain?? i might just explode into tiny little bits m 😭😭😭 

i was gonna talk about this at the end but it CANNOT WAIT. bug’s visions were so bad it makes me want to throw up VECNA WHEN I CATCH U WHENNN I FUCKING CATCH YOU WITH THESE HANDS. him using her dad against her was so cruel and using her fear of losing steve was FUCKED the stancy vision scene made me feel sick. to. my. stomach. 

anyways! 😇 i love how eddie and bug’s conversation about dustin lead them to open up to eachother about how neither one of them truly dislike each other and that they were just envious of eachother cause who wouldn’t be? dustin’s the best kid ever 🥲 i know bug really needed to hear about dusty’s conversation with eddie about how much he appreciates her and adores her and how sad dustin will be when she leaves, bc bug was so sure that dustin has grown up to hate her and resent her which is so sad and so untrue :( so eddie assuring her that dustin talks so much about her with adoration made my heart melt 😭 such a sweet moment <33

steve’s little jealous moment made me giggle YES HE IS SO BOYFRIEND!!!!!!

(“Here, let me just–” He comes next to you and throws your arm over his shoulders before either you or Steve can protest. Immediately the pressure on your injured leg lessens. You sigh in content, and Eddie smirks. “There ya go, princess.” “Don’t call her that.” Steve snaps, but even he has to admit that Eddie’s help is needed.) 

calm down stevie they’re platonic besties.. (yes the 3 annoying siblings trope is very much canon in my head..and i can’t decide which ones the middle child bug or eddie)

i can’t even pretend to be mad at u for that cliffhanger it had to be done..

also how does one write such sweet tooth rotting moments only to make you feel violently ill the next second??? making direct eye contact with u cutie m..

I LOVED THE CHAPTER!!! pls pay for my therapy x

this chapter truly had everything ur so right LMAO.

and YES the im dust scene !!!! cutest siblings alive god i love them :( i was happy to finally shed some insight into dustin n bug like i promise guys im not just making dustin a dick for no reason (unlike the duffer bros ???)

and bugs vision was just a cultivation of all her deepest, biggest insecurities and fears weve seen over the last 4 seasons and i feel like its such a new insight into her character. will being her deepest regret, her father being her deepest hurt, and steve/nancy being her deepest insecurity like UGH !!!! my poor baby :(

the steve/eddie/bug scene made me giggle to write like eddie and bug are finally begrudging besties and steves just like ???? and eddie would def be the middle child, bug the oldest, steve the youngest. 100%

[sanjisboyfie]

you make me want to throw up i swear. as in lovingly. you’re insufferable and i hate you and i have a crush on you. i have a crush on your writing as well (specifically the way you write reader… it just resonates so well with me). i genuinely hope you die in your sleep.

can confirm i didnt die in my sleep ‼️‼️‼️ but this is so sweet oh my god ???? my heart exploded by the way AND IM SO SO HAPPY THE X READER STUFF I WRITE IS TO YOUR LIKING hehehehe hehe hehehehehehehe 🤭🤭🤭 im BLUSHING. THIS IS SUCH A CUTIE PATOOTIE MESSAGE IM GONNA DIE ill keep being insufferable jus for u babes love uuu

[girlucifer]

[lucifer trying to pacify an irate satan] my lovely little meow meow

[peachiejihoonie]

park woojin - demigod!au; hermes

when he was younger, he was a master at pick pocketing 

in middle school, he wouldn’t stand up for kid being bullied but rather go to the bully and pick pocket back the lunch money 

he wouldn’t really hand back to them, he’d just put it on their desk, underneath their pencil bag or inside it

constantly transferred schools too, which meant constant new encounters, and he hated it 

he was sick of change, he just wanted something permanent

one friend, one home, one school, one setting 

he was always alone since he just kept leaving 

so when he made it to camp half blood, he was shook 

he wasn’t used to the atmosphere but he was immediately claimed by hermes 

he was quickly engulfed by a crowd, his siblings and they were are all so jolly, happy, snarky but also welcoming 

at first he was really reserved and shy but when head counselor taehyun introduced him to everyone, he was overjoyed 

overtime he came out his shell 

he was the master mind of plastic wrapping all the chariots together

is known for being very mischievous and silly 

very bro

is the type to blame it on someone else 

works half of time cause he’s good at playing innocent

“woojin it was you wasn’t it”

“what? me? why would i ever? no way!!!”

honestly, he does it for shits and giggles and never has intentions to ever hurt or anger someone

he’s really good at hand to hand combat (aka flipping people) 

he carries around a simple celestial bronze knife but rarely uses it 

is really talented 

raps and dances he’s pretty cool my dude

the apollo cabin doesn’t really see him as all that talented though they’re to busy thinking they’re better than everyone else 

you on the other hand, were constantly getting kicked out of schools because of your “problematic” behavior

it wasn’t your fault that people always listened to whatever you said

even if you had asked to cut in lines, get a’s or to skip class, it’s their fault for listening to you

at camp half blood, you were known to be quite fiery 

it was hard for anyone to believe you were an aphrodite child honestly 

you stand for what u believe in, you’re straight forward, and you have no problem with casting permanent make up on anyone 

one time, at the dining hall, someone tried to mess with your sibling’s food by placing a magnetic force around it so the food can never sit on the plate 

you immediately flung around to the giggling hermes cabin 

and this time woojin was out of the loop he doesn’t commit such petty pranks uhm hello??

“okay who did it?” you glared at all of them, honestly this happens everyday and normally you’d ignore it but honestly it was gettin out of hand 

“WOOJIN!” a hermes cabin kid screamed 

and everyone snickered 

he’s just there with a piece of bread of his mouth, puppy dog eyes, lost, looking up you 

“huh?” 

and you glared at the one who yelled his name and you casted the permanent make up on him and everyone else who laughed got ugly outfits with neon colors 

and all the other tables are doing obnoxious ‘OOoooOOOOoooooOOOOOOOooooooOOoOOH shiTTTTTT”  

the hermes kids now think you have a bratty princess attitude

but did you care????????

no 

and the next time woojin sees you, he kinda wavers around you, and you don’t recognize him at first

as you’re setting up your weapons for capture the flag (i love ctp okay im sorry if your’e sick of it omg) he just opens his mouth 

“sorry about my brothers and sisters yesterday…” 

at first you were like ??? oooOOOOHHH 

“hahahahHAHAHA no its no probleM!!” 

are you nervous ?? is he that cute ?? is it just me omg

he’s a little flustered, mainly cause he just feels bad 

may or may not have avoided playing pranks on you or just the entire aphordite cabin tbh 

he was gonna say something again but chiron calls for the teams to shake hands and you two are on different teams 

and so you had the found the flag, but your back up was taking forever

no one was on guard though, and the flag was just out and exposed in the creek

you wanted to go for it, seriously, your blood was chasing through your veins, it was getting hard to hold your back you impulsiveness. 

and suddenly there was cheering behind you 

and when you walked out of your hiding spot, you saw woojin being thrown in the air,

your team flag in his hand 

and you were chill, i mean it wasn’t the first time you lost

but what really bugged you was when hermes cabin wouldn’t stop reminding you 

this happened almost every time you lose 

and when you’re in greek history class, they were just at and you were trying so hard not to explode 

and just when you’re about to, woojin clears his through

“hyungs, please shut the fuck up, i’m trying to read here” 

everyone is shooketh

cause he isn’t that straight forward and he’s normally a witness rather an unpstander 

after class you thank him and he just shrugs it off like no big deal 

inside he’s all squishy and warm cause aw you thanked him ?? you thank people ??? 

and you’re blushy because aw he cared ?? 

and tbh you guys stay in this weird phase for a while 

very small talk, short glances

but nothing more

it was awkward for the both of you 

it was the first time to feel this warm in the inside 

you both knew there was something more there

there’s no way you two are just friends 

ya’ll both squishes for each other 

but you’re both convinced otherwise 

all of woojin’s siblings tell him to not for fall an aphordite kid 

they tried to convince him that he was just falling for your stupid but blessed love charms and looks

“they’re all heart breakers !! don’t know you know about their little game” 

yea, your cabin loved doing this point system thing 

each time they “won” a person, a point 

and whoever got the least amount of points got the shoes of shame 

you H A T E D it 

you’re cabin was trying to explain to you that you weren’t falling for some “disgusting, annoying dumb, hermes kid”

“no way !!! you have to date one of the hot apollo kids, or the ares kids, but cMON, not a hermes kid. don’t be silly!”

and it just makes you want woojin more

he started getting bolder though 

but hes still shy 

your little talks became conversations, you glances became eye contact 

then the conversations would last through the lunches and he would even walk you to your next activity or back to the cabin 

his eyes not only lingered but he would also flash his cute little canine at you or even make silly faces when chiron is teaching 

and you were complaining about your cabin with him one day during your shared free hour together 

“i just don’t understand them at times, i really don’t think i fit in that cabin a at all” 

“well i think you do”

you’re laughing as you look over at him but he aint laughin

“i think you fit in that cabin perfectly. you’re really genuine, kind to everyone but you’re definitely not a push over. you know that the inside personality is what is important, not the outside. everyone thinks that you’re just being mean, but i think it’s because you base your attitude on personality.” 

and at first his explanation doesn’t make sense

he thought he was being weird and he freaks out 

“oh my go-god,i-uh- i ig-ignore what i just said hah ha ha hahahah” he would utter out, redfaced and looking away 

“no please explain what you mean woojin” and you place your hand on his shoulder

“i-it’s just like how your siblings are with looks! not to say that they’re aLL vain!! i-i i mean li-like if they’re ‘ugly’ they would kin-kinda isolate them ya know?? and when they’re pretty they date them. you’re kinda the same, but with per-personality.”

you’re speechless and his eyes are glued to the grass 

“y-you just share beauty in a different way, that’s all, and i like that, a lot” he chuckles as he palms his neck nervously 

“t-thanks” you mumbled out and he’s grinning to himself cause you’re so cute

and the feelings are just floating in the air 

since he’s all shy and awkward and doesn’t know what to do

“i like you too” you smiled back 

and yall slowly and slowly become more comfortable 

you like watching him pick out the food you don’t like in your pasta

honestly he’s the cutest when he eats

his checks are puffed out and you can see the way he’s chewing and he’s just fluffy omg 

and he would catch you staring and have his confused mouse face 

how could you not want to feed him at that point 

but slowly he would start getting flirtier and flirtier 

he would run up to you and wrap his arms from behind 

omg imagine his cabin is so surprised and they cannot believe he swooped an aphordite child 

“brurhruhrhruhr you hella scored omg hooow???” 

“well i mean, i just told them i liked them ?? and they happened to like me back ??” and he’s blushing, lookin down and a small grin on his face

they all watch you both in amazed 

like you guys are laughing and smiling, arms linked, walking towards the mess hall and they’re just watching all wide eyed and jaws dropped 

“that’s so unfair” they’d all pout 

he secretly enjoys them being jealous

imagine him look all aggressive and hot while playing capture the flag 

you can’t even play properly ???? how can you function ???? 

like you’re suppose to be his back up but you’re so distracted 

you’re teammates know to never put you guys in the same team/group ever again

but he doesn’t realize you’re distracted by him,

he’s all sweaty and puppy like comin to you 

“babe are you sick ?? are you tired ??? you don’t look okay ..” 

“nO woojin i’m fine hahahha!!! don’t worry !!!” awkward laughter 

“ookay..” is still slightly worried 

the next day he comes by with cookies and he’s such a nervous mess cause omg your sibling opened the door 

ya’ll exposed af, all you’re siblings are watching the gesture 

and you slam the door on their face LOL 

“woojin what are you doing ??” 

“i was just worried, and i knew you liked jinyoung’s cookies so i got some for you cause you didn’t look well yesterday” and he’s all flustered 

one hand in the pocket, the other palming the back of his neck nervously 

he’s such a pup omg help the cutie out 

but all you could do is stutter a thanks out

your siblings on the other side are just giggling

jihoon, your half brother thinks you two are disgusting 

especially cause 2park is lyfe and you don’t in 2park

but overall, he’s very sweet and loving 

he maybe shy at times even though he’s wild with his siblings 

it’s just cause you make him nervous

you guys prove stereotypes wrong and people lOVE it 

i’m so sorry this took so long lmao, thanks 4 waiting  !!! esp the anon who asked for woojin a long long time ago

[hyungkyun]

👏🏻 tag games i procrastinated 👏🏻

i was tagged in these probably centuries ago but school sucks and i’m a lil poo so i’m doing them now :(

i’m tagging: @kimnamjoonexists @inkyuns @limkkukkung @stan-the-best-stan-monsta-x @kimiin @mxrays @urmomstax @monstox @wonhosbub 🍃 u can do one of these, just some of them, all or none!!! u can just ignore this tbh (but i’d be really curious to read the mx questions!!!!) i hope you’re having a nice day ily 💗🌸✨

aight this is literally from a month ago, well done me @monbeboo​ tagged me for the song tag!! 💕 thank uuu sorry i’m late fjkfhsjd 😷

rules: list 10 songs you’re currently vibing and tag 10 people

Gravity by Monsta X (this is just a must tbh)

House of Cards by BTS

Sorry by Halsey

Plan B by I.M (yes i’m still screaming about ultra)

Broken Heart by Monsta X

Change by RM, Wale

Miss You by Monsta X

The 7th Sense by NCT U

Snakes by Bastille

For You by BTS

i was tagged by @ki-hyunie​ to do the song challenge! thanks cutie 💕💞💓  fdjkfsj this is hard tho idek if it makes sense

What’s your gender: Queen by Monsta X Describe yourself: The Irony of Choking on a Lifesaver by ATL How do you feel: Lethargy by Bastille If you could go anywhere?: This side of paradise by Hayley Kiyoko Favourite mode of transport: Wings by BTS Your best Friend: Begin by BTS If your life was a movie: Roller Coaster by Monsta X Relationship status: N.O by BTS lmao Your fear: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men

okay, last one! i was tagged by @milk-hooney​ and @monbeboo​ for the 11 questions tag and the questions are the same for both and they’re gonna be the same for whoever wants to do this tag lol i really love these!!??! btw thanks for tagging me!! aaahhh//// 💐🌷🌹🌻🌼🌸🌺

1. what is one of your favorite Looks that your bias has had? (pictures not neccessary but encouraged)  oh my god this is so hard,,, i love everything he wears fshdjfhsffrick okay let’s be real tho this is my absolute fave

IMYOURS 

i love him in pink and this jacket is huge and he looks so soft and i had to take several breaks while i was looking for this particular pic in which he looks like a prince bc i was really about to cry please i hate this :((((((((

but i also need to mention his most recent outfits that made me feel like cupid himself was stabbing my heart with a fucking machete ://

HUNTERS 

this is the sleepy outfit™ i love it i want to ruffle his hair and tuck him in :((

this is from the time he took his glasses off and pulled that clark kent bullshit and boom softness gone bicht i need therapy to recov er ffrom this fucck offff

2. what’s your favorite mx friendship and why? mmmh i’m gonna say minhyuk and kihyun bc i rlly loved their relationship from the start and i feel like they bicker a lot but they love each other so much u kno i love kihyuk :(

3. what’s your favorite thing about your bias? or just lots of things you love about your bias? this is so hard bc i hate him but i love him but after seeing the clark kent pics i really hate him,,,,,, wait a sec let me just scroll thru the pink jacket pics to feel soft again

okay i’m back and warm :( this is still hard bc i love everything about him i’m embarrassing hfjssfskksdf it’s just,,,,, he acts like a lil shit but he’s a softie and i hate to be sappy but his eyes??? are so soft??? and they rlly make u feel warm and loved idk sfdkfhs and i love when he smiles and he’s doing that really often now i’m so happy :((((((( i also love that he’s so passionate about what he does and so multitalented but still vv humble??? :( u kno when they ask him to sing and he gets all shy that’s the cutest shit right there i can’t even watch through the whole thing bc i get so giddy, i have to hide my face everytime :((((((((((((( i could keep going but then this would get too long and i would explode

4. your favorite disney movie and why? mmh it’s a tie between the emperor’s new groove and atlantis tbh; the first one is funny af, nuff said, and i love atlantis bc i love exploring stuff!!! and i lowkey had a crush on kida

5. whats one thing that you love about yourself? how can you ask me this after i completely exposed my sappy side i hate myself

6. what’s one thing that you’ve always wanted to do more or learn how to do? (does this question make sense im sorry) i’d love to learn more languages!! and get better at english tbh i also wish i could travel more :( ((ash!! i relate so much on the theatre thing :0 the thing is i did some sort of course in middle school and i hated it but still??? it seems so cool i’d love to try it again aaah))

7. do you have any cute (or not cute it doesn’t matter) nicknames that you call your bias and which is your favorite? umh,,,,,, i usually insult him bc he makes me feel too many things at once and it’s overwhelming,,,,,,, sometimes i call him lil birb when his hair looks particularly fluffy,,,,,, once i called him my lil munchkin,,,,,,,,,,,,, cute but was i on drugs wth

8. something that you’re currently looking forward to? nothing, actually, which is somewhat nice, i’m just chilling finally!!

9. one song that’s different than what you normally listen to but you love it anyway? drag me down by 1d............. they put it as bg music on a tv program a couple of hours ago and i was bopping my head and singing along till i remembered what it was......

10. what do you want to see mx do on an episode of mxray? (you don’t have to talk about farms but it is again encouraged) okay the first ep already came out (and i def wasn’t expecting so much secondhand embarrassment jesus) but, as ash said, i’d love if a bunch of soft animals attacked ck so i could see his dumb smiling face and hear his dumb laugh and be my dumb soft self :( tbh the raccoon scene was enough to make my heart grow three sizes bigger :((((

11. if you met mx, who do you think you’d get along with the best and who would you be most likely to want to fight? mmh i think i would get along the best w/ hyungwon?? idk i get the feeling that there wouldn’t be awkward silences or small talks but just like both chill and deep convos without it getting weird

if you’ve read through all this bullshit you should know perfectly well whose ass i want to kick ://

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Worth leaving your park for? Carly: fun Carly: he likes you more but its k cuz so do i Ali: nah Ali: he was so 😍 for the whole sitch I thought he might genuinely explode on sight Ali: it was fun tho, you were so good Carly: that would've been disappointing Carly: he was better than i thought hed be Carly: lads that cocky dont usually come through Carly: youre always good Ali: yeah, i'll give him that Ali: obviously overhyped himself but all lads do Ali: worth it to see my baby work it Ali: and i hope not 😉 Ali: though u can tell my Ma that, get me off the hook, like Carly: not just lads me too Carly: never seen you play someone like that before tho Carly: we gonna try this on caleb next or Carly: she scares me more than your ex but still would Carly: for you my baby Ali: how can you, you're perfect Ali: i know, crossing lads but not each other back then, babe Ali: not mad, not exactly my finest hour but wouldn't hate having met you sooner Ali: idk if it'd work on him Ali: he's not as dumb as Drew, bless him 😘 Ali: felt weird being at his house, woulda died if any of them had come back, like 😂 Ali: never mind my Ma, have you ever seen his? Carly: you're too sweet Carly: i kno cuz you wanna treat him nice like you do me Carly: not how you did drew hot as that was tho Carly: nah thats the first time ive been there & mas w sons give me space like Carly: sorry we should have brought him back to here my bad Ali: blah shut up 😏 Ali: obvs I wanna ride him too but idk Ali: gives off #loyal vibes to me so probs not a goer Ali: Well you know, had to show you what a real girl on girl on boy threesome was all about, boo Ali: nah, it added to the experience Ali: whatever it was, it wasn't boring Carly: i kno that he gives off 😍 for you Carly: & you like him Carly: catch you in his room collecting hair or w ever to put a spell on the boy Carly: when you could just do it the easy way Carly: aw never boring when im w you girl Carly: youve shown me a lot Ali: There's definitely attraction but I don't really know him Ali: Only see some people at parties, he's one of 'em Ali: like you said, we didn't properly SEE each other 'til now, did we? same kinda vibe Ali: my rep proceeds me 💀 Ali: where's the fun in easy? Ali: besides, I'm with you, and you're so fucking cute Ali: who else I need Carly: k but if you want him to see you you've gotta get out there Carly: if you can turn me you can make him forget your rep Carly: got the magic baby you kno Carly: you're cuter Carly: making me blush Ali: you're right Ali: work on being MORE extra Ali: the world ain't ready 😉 Carly: me either Carly: you're also so hot Carly: unfair Carly: if you get more Ali: baby Ali: making me miss you already Ali: that's what's unfair Carly: can i be at yours later tho Carly: my parents are fighting about me & think idk Carly: bitch its a caravan Ali: That's fun Ali: about parenting styles or? Ali: Of course you can Ali: I share a room with Ro though remember, so, best behaviour Carly: ha Carly: theyve got no flair Carly: about to throw this washing up bowl at my ma as my contribution to the convo Carly: shit i forgot Carly: maybe i shouldnt come over then Ali: trying to think of a witty one-liner for when you do Ali: all i've got is 'this convo is as dull as dishwater' lemme workshop it, hold fire boo Ali: nah, please come Ali: lmao, flashbacks to Drew there but forreal Ali: we can sleep on the sofa if needs Carly: lads are so funny Carly: i thought he was gonna cry w he thought we'd changed our minds Carly: good stash tho Carly: only reason my ma still running her mouth about me Carly: well zen Ali: another night crywanking Ali: gutting Ali: yeah, and you see all that fancy shit in his room, clearly on his big badman hype Carly: cant ever bring him here Carly: never hear the end Ali: gonna have trouble keeping him away now, babe Ali: 💦 Carly: only if youre here Carly: you speak the local lingo yea? Ali: Gabh mo leithscéal? Ali: 😏 Carly: wtf Carly: you could've just said yea babe Ali: could've but i'm a showoff Carly: cant act like i dont love it now Ali: can but it'd be a blatant lie Ali: right tongue workout, Gaelic, like Carly: thatll be why you bothered & i never Carly: very gay of you Ali: odds already stacked against me being 50% scum Ali: had to do what i could, babe Carly: help me out then Carly: my da's trying to start a fight w ronan's da who dont even speak english Carly: funny or fucked that he thinks thats where i go Carly: guaranteed his da is calling me a slag while my dad does the same Carly: ha Ali: 😒 Ali: fight for your honour or gtfo Ali: So stupid Ali: want me to rock up translator cum where you've been wasting your time? Carly: i told em all ive been too busy having 3ways w you & the golden god but they aren't having it Carly: gonna have to give you all a show, am i lads that aint what you want da but its what ill do k Carly: walking away before they start kissing themselves Carly: the tension Ali: Oh, middle-aged straight men Ali: never far away from a crisis or homoerotic awakening Ali: Join the club Carly: grab another beer lads itll be alright Carly: im not knocked up or running off with your lad Carly: do wanna get out of here tho Ali: Oh he is not potential baby daddy material at all Ali: Please Ali: come over or you wanna go somewhere else Ali: think my Da is firing up the BBQ, another staple of manliness Ali: sure we can keep him from brawling and strictly on the burgers tho Carly: who is Carly: get me on the ferry before you get me down the aisle Carly: k im walking Carly: keep me company babe Ali: valid Ali: benefits of being a gay is no awkward hush hush trips to England Ali: of course Carly: if only my parents believed i like you Carly: get back to slagging me off for other shit Carly: irish at me again. i liked it Ali: Bit offended, like, have you seen me guys? I'm a sensation Carly: i dont think they know who you are sorry Ali: Tá tuillte agat ar fud an domhain, Carly Walsh Ali: at least I can dramatically ask 'em then and really fucking mean my shock horror Carly: if you don't live on site you don't exist Carly: do i need to be offended at what you're saying about me in that gay tongue twister Ali: everyone got their own bubble Ali: i found out the world extends beyond the end of my street tho but you do you lads, it is easier that way Ali: tho not safer, ask ginge 😈 Ali: i hope not Ali: was nice, promise Carly: i wanna see more of it than this Carly: like you said wheres the fun in easy Carly: shit yea shes your ronan like Carly: she gonna show herself at the bbq Carly: i believe you, you don't kno how to be anything else to me even if you should Ali: You will Ali: Make sure of it Ali: I've shown you the stars, gonna show you the wonders on this world too, scout's honour Ali: omg, so is Ali: although she doesn't occasionally come by when she's horny Ali: so we're safe Ali: she'd never trust me serving her a bevvy, like 🧙‍♀️ #witchesbrew Ali: why should I? don't be telling me what to do woman 😜 Carly: maybe she should Carly: she might be less sad and mad once she's had a ride w you Carly: you gonna play like you don't like it now Carly: just in the bedroom k hear you Ali: I'll put it out there Ali: get ready to cover my bruises this time Ali: 😏 Ali: time and a place, baby Carly: if you're showing her what real magic is she can't be mad Carly: but if she is she can go through me i got you girl Carly: wont beat me a second time like Ali: my lil million dollar baby Ali: into it Carly: your sister would be too Carly: not in the same way but would get her on side Ali: she's so on side Ali: now she knows you ain't tryna be my bosom bud like that Carly: she still dont vibe w me tho Carly: i kno it wasnt just that Ali: she's just shy, don't worry Ali: no one out here you need to impress but me and i already am Carly: what about your ma and da Carly: i kno they arent shy Carly: how do you want me to play that Ali: just be you you don't gotta do anything more or less baby Carly: im scared Ali: you don't have to be, I swear, Ma's not as bad as she 👀 and my Da's a big softie Ali: you can just come as my friend, they aren't gonna pry Carly: k Carly: i trust you Carly: itll be fun yea Ali: s2g Ali: you can meet Tommo, you'll like him Ali: and your fave will be dying for your attention, obvs Carly: mystery boy Carly: is he hot like your other brothers Ali: i'm not gonna confirm or deny 'cos bit weird Ali: also potentially rude if I nah it 'cos I reckon he ain't your type Ali: I cannot promise hot brothers making an appearance but you might get 🍀 Carly: hot sister then Carly: I dont mean my fangirl but the older one Ali: package deal with the freckly one Ali: not rock, weirddd Ali: but see, so ready with the compliments they're gonna 💚 u Carly: he's hot too Carly: & you kno i think the littlest is such a cutie Carly: but i dont wanna compliment anyone but you Ali: I'm not gonna complain about that Carly: better not cuz im almost at yours Carly: its too hot to turn around & walk back Ali: yay! Ali: lemme come get you Ali: i wanna kiss you before we have to be social Carly: i want you to kiss me whenever you feel like it Ali: might just take you up on that Carly: do cuz it means i can too Ali: deal 💚

[wokainight]

MY CURRENT PD101 TOP 11 [out of 35] (27/05/17)

personal pick

talented face pick | skills pick | not really my pick | meme worthy pick* | star quality pick+ | need to improve before debut pick- | i don’t really know you pick=

{[( please read at own risk as it explodes with my dirty opiniononions + long ass post lol i need to rant + not edited btw )]}

1. Kim Jonghyun+

2. Lai Guanlin+-

3. Park Jihoon+-

4. Lee Daehwi

5. Im Youngmin=

6. Hwang Minhyun+

7. Ong Seongwoo*+

8. Kang Daniel+

9. Kim Jaehwan*+

10. Joo Haknyeon- 11. Kang Dongho

12. Bae Jinyoung+-

13. Yoo Seonho-

14. Park Woojin+

15. Yoon Jisung*+ 16. Kim Samuel+ 17. Jung Sewoon 18. Kim Yongguk+- 19. Ahn Hyeongseob*- 20. Choi Minki*- 21. No Taehyun+ 22. Kim Taedong+ 23. Lee Euiwoong-= 24. Seo Seonghyuk=

25. Ha Sungwoon+

26. Lee Woojin+- 27. Kim Sanggyun 28. Park Woodam 29. Kim Donghyun= 30. Lee Gunhee= 31. Takada Kenta+- 32. Jang Moonbok*+- 33. Kim Yehyun*+= 34. Kwon Hyunbin+-- 35. Kim Donghan+-

JUSTIFICATIONS: (bolded means assumed questions y’all had in mind)

why is my fav crossed out?? hi, yes- i’ve got nothing against those boys. they’re all equally precious and lovable but it’s just that they’re ‘not really my pick’

why didn’t you give him the talented face/skills pick?? he’s hella talented and good-looking! well... yes, they are all but some people stand out more to me than others... if I made them all talented face/skills pick... there’s really no need for me to make this post :’) i’m not trying to induce fanwars but more to show my opinion about the contestants

remember kids... all this is MY opinion. i don’t mean to bash, hurt or insult anyone. it’s based on what i see (i.e. mnet’s evil editing and crappy parts distribution... like are some bois even included in it??? did they fly away during recording?? did u drop their files in the toilet?? gdi mnet give them all equal times)

can’t you count? there’s only 10 of your personal pick and your title says TOP 11?! hey, hell yeah i’m bad at math lol. as bad as mnet’s editing tbh. but i don’t really mind who the 11th member is... as long as they can put something in the table for pd101 s2′s group. whether it be talent, good looks, fan attractor... but i hope it’s talent/skills because there’s already a lot of cuties in the current top 11 but not enough talent to carry the team (vocal and rap wise... they’re all decent or above in dancing)

PERSONAL EVALUATIONS:

trainees that hAS TO DEBUT:

park woojin - he’s just my no.1 bae y’all kno i’m just unhealthily obsessed w him i notice him in every frame he appears at. he’s literally my main goal in pd101 like if all my other fails he HASSSSS TO DEBUT. this sexy ass boi w similar age as me actually am i his noona??? i just wanna protect him ; w ; pls protect park woojin guys and only write nice stuff about him he’s introverted at first but he’s a very kawaii, fluffy being. he’s not the most good looking but he’s perfect inmyeyes after i wrote jihoon’s evaluation i jUST HAD TO adD THE FACT THAT I WAS LITERALLY sCReaMING AT HIM TO PUT HIS HANDS UP TO BE CENTER IN THE CONCEPT EVALUATION THINGY. PLS BOI. I WANNA C U AS cENTER. nOOOOOOT enough screentime for my heart. i need more woojin gifs.

kim jonghyun - who else is leader??? jonghyun has gone thro a lOT as an idol.. all of nu’est actually. but he seems like such a sincere&legit person y’all can’t deny . perfect bf material tbh. i just wanna be protected by him he seems to treat everyone fairly and like he’s just so nice. i’m a firm believer that he's actually a squirtle.

park jihoon - no.1 ending fairy&stan attractor. other than him always wanting to be center and evilly edited to be ‘greedy’ (or maybe he is?) but it’s kinda justified bcoz thEY’re literally on a sURvIval ShoW like literally y’all should show some desperate measures. but he tries to sortof? tone it down in his speech i hope he tries to lowkey do these things less next time i just don’t want him to get unnecessary hate from netizens ; w ; he looks sort of pure (flashback to PR on making abs) 

kim jaehwan - vOICE,sASS. i just love his reactions to hyunbin like pls gET aWEIIIII. hyunbin is precious now that he’s shown to be changing. i hope he is. getting back to baehwan. i love his chill attitude and talent. like sPILL em talent boi. if he’s not in top 11 at the end, you can consider the group dead. like who’s gonna HARD CARRY HAE them??????? who’s gonna sCREAM??? unless they have ha sungwoon like why is he ranked so low for someone so good at dancing and singing like iS KOREA DAT SLEEP DEPRIVED?? back to jaehwan... i need to stop getting off track he can’t NOT debut. period. MORE SCREENTIME.

ha sungwoon - he’s so talented and not lacking at all. his height is qt not a downside!!!!!! he adds an extra flavour to the songs like dayuum he’s like ramyun seasoning. v tasty. he’s not artificial tho. lol. i hope he gets some spotlight soon and burst into top 11 because him & jaehwan combo is life. i’m a firm believer after watching downpour like .. hE cAN hIT hIGGGHHHH notes. just srsly... if he doesn’t make it i’ll cry. MORE SCREENTIME NEEDED. thank god ep 8.

lee daehwi - he suffered so much nOT to debut. similar case to jihoon... he needs to lowkey his greed but the evil editting is what killed him. his words are chopped off and put in v wrong context. I think mnet is trying to cut off the amount of brand new trainees in the group. or drama. or both. he’s younger than me and talented and sPEAKS ENGLISH so he needs to debut... but srsly he’s the kid who aDMITTED that he’s ugly and that everyone hates him but pLEADS for the viewers to not swear at him. this just hits me in the heart like are all heartless bitches with no brains or wut??? plus he’s been so quiet these past few episodes to show that he’s been reflecting... that just killed me twice.

trainees that i wish can debut: 

bae jinyoung - i wanna ship him w everyone and see his growth. i love him tbh he’s 2nd in my heart (after woojin). he and woojin together would make a cute bunch of pups. his vocal tone is nice but he needs to work on dancing + confidence + vocal technique. he seems sociable and a kind person. i wish that he’ll gain more skill by the end of the show so that he can rise with pride and show that he’s not just a pretty face <3 MORE SCREENTIME PLS. 

kim donghan - his dance!!!! but needs more vocal training ;w;+he’s up there on my list... he’s a bit buried and for the little as fuck screentime he has it’s nice seeing him bARELY making the cutline. he’s so smooth and slick and seems like a bubbly person off stage like from the little shots of him and whatever. i need to know more about him to get me 100% sold he’s currently around 72% sold in my heart lol. MORE SCREENTIME K.

takada kenta - he has star quality but he needs to nurture it&he’s bae.... when he speaks jap he kills me. when he speaks korean he kills me. when he breathes---------- ok he needs more screentime and also improvement. he’s a NICE singer. don’t get me wrong... but to get into top 11 he needs something more. soMETHING eXTra.

r u guys even still w me??? i kinda died writing at this point pls take a break and wash ur eyes or smthg

trainees not mentioned above with good balance + fanbase + star quality i’m cool with debuting: 

hwang minhyun - he’s like the ceo emperor and nation’s husband???ofc he’s gotta go like he’s perfect, good looking and all cx nothing else needed to be said. i hope more of minhyun’s evaluation on other trainees get exposed... i need tO kNO

ong seungwoo - he’s good at singing + dance + humour like what does he lack. no more words needed! seems savage too that’s a plus

kang daniel - i like his father&son r/s w little woojin AND BIG WOOJIN YES BIG WOOJIN!!!!! he’s def got my support but sometimes i wonder if it’s because of editing or just my stupid views but he’s borderlining confidence and arrogance? i’m sure that it’s just me... but he’s a cute HoT boi with satoori like i L.O.V.E lUV satoori.

kim samuel - his rank is dropping. not v good. but it seems like it’s coz international fans are mostly voting for him and his korean fanbase is not that established yet then the int fans acc got confiscated otl ? i’m 50/50 with him debuting. don’t get me wrong... he’s good at everything, lovely and DEF ready to debut. I just don’t mind either way... i love him as a person, he seems like a genuine kid following his dream and that’s so precious ; w ; but i hope he hits it big in the future ^ ^

jung sewoon - i was either gonna put him here or in “star potential but needs to improve” because i haven’t gotten a good look at his dancing yet. his stage presence is good and HOT DAMN body proportions. his main selling point is guitar + ponyo + voice but i feel like he needs to a boost to his selling point if he desperately wants to make it ; w ;

trainees with star potential but needs to improve: 

lai guanlin&yoo seonho - they’re both high up on the ranks but i truly feel that they need to improve their skills a LOT before going to debut or between the end of pd101 and the debut. they’re both good looking and nice and stuff but we need to look at the group from more than a handsome oppa selling point. guanlin has a nice voice and seonho is a talented pianist. they’re both talented but just needs to improve that extra mile to be ready for a bigger competition than pd101 in the future. 

joo haknyeon - he’s fresh. he’s jeju. his smile. his ass. his pigs. i’ve been trying to rake thro my mind to find something or even a snippet of hope of his talent in action... but other than wanting to be center and crying over his rank... i didn’t find any tbh. i’m gonna thro his vids again and i hope by the next time i rewrite another 100000 page essay on pd101 you’ll find some good words in his section bCOZ I DESPERATELY WANNA DISS OUT COMPLEMENTS. his going to skool vid got me good but pls haknyeon... show us something that’ll wow the crowds boi. other than your looks

kim yongguk - he’s one that didn’t stand out until the last 4men team killer ballad thingy. his voice is nice. a killer. good in ballad. but other than that i’m not sure what else he can sELL to us. yes he’s good looking, looks like he got some good character and his voice is nice? i need something more boi. i hope you shine in the next concept evaluation so i can bump you up. 

ahn hyeongseob&choi minki - practically similar to the last 4 peeps. i know some of them are sweet, salty, handsome, kawaii but pls give me more so that i LEGITLY wanna push wooJiN out of my top spot for you. not really gonna happen but u kno. but i gotta say hyeongseob got me good with his rising friendship with woojin HE MENTIONED MY BAE IN HIS SPEECH AND I BAWLED ROLLED OVER MY BED.

kim taedong, kwon hyunbin - really it’s the same case as above but taedong seems hardworking and hyunbin is now slOWly recovering his image. but his rank keeps on dropping so i’m not sure if he’s recovering or if he’s keeping his current fans alive. 

kim yehyun & other who i didn’t mention + park woodam - park woodam is good at singing and stuff and he’s awesome performer don’t get me wrong but as for the idol aspect of things... he’s a little behind HE LOOKS NICE TO ME but you know the standards in korea. I hope he doesn’t get sworn at like yoo yeonjung if he does get in. kim yehyun is like covered up in dust with no actual real footage on him (beside the passing camera pd101 tv thingy???) so yeah. he has talent in harmonising and piano(?) but other than that i don’t notice or mnet doesn’t let me notice him lol. oh yeah moonbok is nice and all but i don’t really think that he cuts it in being an idol group. he’s better off solo in my opinion :’D other bois that wasn’t mentioned are either mummified by mnet’s editing or i just seem to ‘get’ into them. like they’re not my type. may be yours... but not mine. 

so i finally reach the end of the post. thanks for sticking around ^^ it took me a long time to write this but now i feel really nice inside knowing that i got all these stuff out haha time to go to bed.

last one: i really do wish p.woojin makes it to top 11 idc if he’s the 11th. like just MAKE IT BOI. ok ya’ll probs don’t wanna hear more about him but imma post more reactions on him ~.~ pls don’t hate woojin because of me tho ; w ; i just love him too much at this point in time... i’ll get over the honeymoon stage soon

have a great day/night guys <3