#i hate that i care so much abotu gojo FUCKIGN satoru

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saw this post (its funny. i did laugh) but all i can think of is the fact gojo cant handle 3 at once, he cant even handle 1....gojo sex jokes always fall flat for me (personally) in this way because ik in my heart of hearts that gojo is like hes probably a virgin he didnt have sex with geto (it wasnt on their radar they werent event dating for real yet they were in the are we/arent we teen 'dating' stage and then everything happened and the kfc break up occurred and you all know the drill) and you could say he got with nanami but nanami can do better than that and they probably tried once and it was so bad they just never spoke of it again and pretend it never happened it was humiliating for them both right? and gojo doesnt really have anyone else bc he deliberately detaches himself from people and keeps a certain (emotional) distance even when he cares and wants to be close, even with shoko he does this, their friendship has a gigantic fucking chasm that never got bridged again after geto left for a variety of reasons even if they still love and care for each other, but like.... idk...gojo is like...yeah hes the strongest but if hes gonna have sex with someone thats putting himself in a position of emotional vulnerability nevermind physical with a ONE NIGHT STAND? a STRANGER? which is the worst thing ever and total nightmare fuel to do with someone he knows on a personal level let alone a rando, so he hasnt done it. so yeah no. im sorry . he cant handle 3 at once. he can say he could but hes lying. hes a liar. he talks the talk but doesnt walk the walk. also he would cry during sex