#i hate nts soooo much sometimes

[devouringyourson]

went on a break with some distant family of my stepdad and they were so painfully rich old white people they're nice enough for an evening but once you spend some time they're just bad people? they openly brag about being right wing and genuinely seem to believe their incredibly privileged and easy life experience is universal? they also started laying into my brother really cruelly? why are nts so incredibly cruel to autistic people like when someone is 'obviously' autistic then they're coddled and pitied but when someone like my brother is just a bit weird or awkward they're so fucking mean they were questioning him like 'what do you want to do with your life' and then started berating him when he was fumbling with his words cos he was nervous like he struggles to vocalise stuff when nervous and was stuttering a bit and relying on stock phrases and this bitch was mocking him. Being like 'so what do you live for? Lol Do you have ANY passions?' stfuuuuu you cruel boring people trying to force people into boxes you understand and then dismissing and belittling anyone different actually kys. What do you mean passiona just cos y'all rich fucks are all too thick to get a proper education but coasted by on rich people passion projects in life doesn't mean that's life for the rest of us. He had to struggle and get a job and work??? As if he could actually share his interests with you they'd laugh at him??? I can tolerate people being mean to me I've got defenses and can act normie enough to get by but when nts pick of my brother just cos he's gender non confirming and quiet i want to rip their throats out. He's the sweetest kindest person and incredibly interesting and funny if you give him the time how dare you poke and prod at him to try and fit him into your myopic world view i hate you I hate you i hate you

[alexthebordercollie]

Soooo I made thing. I will probably redraw this in the cannon style in the future. As for my own personal style for drawing GF stuff, I'm still fleshing it out. But I have another AU now. My Hand of God AU has Ford committing to Bill and spending years trapped in a very abusive relationship, also the apocalypse so that's fun. This one's the complete opposite direction. Ford and Fidds accidentally come into possession of a pair of twins, these boys end up being the motivation it took for Ford to cut things off with Bill and do whatever it takes to keep him from ever getting out.

(I've yet to flesh out exactly how these two were born but the boys were created through anomalous means.)

On the left is Nik (Nikola) An adrenalin junkie who loves adventure and is an absolute menace to society as is the Pines tradition. On the right is Newt (Newton), a pastel-loving soft boy who will cry if you tell him pink is a girl color and gets overly attached to every weird critter Ford brings home.

Nick is missing a pinkie because Bill cut it off while possessing Ford when he was a baby as a threat. Trying to scare Ford into compliance by threatening to kill the boys. Ford did some very unsafe brain surgery on himself to make it impossible for him to ever sleep again. Cutting off Bill's ability to control him for the most part.

Portal is gone, still living in Gravity Falls though, and keeping an eye out for anyone Bill might try to manipulate. Fidds and his wife are divorced. Emma has primary custody but Tate stays with them in GF during the summers where he often bullies Nik and Newt. But Nik and Newt don't tell their dads about it because they know how much Fidds loves his other son and they don't want to make things complicated for him. Tate is just taking out his frustration over his parents failed marriage on his half-siblings. Fidds takes the twins with him when he visits Tate and the rest of his family in California for Christmas. Ford stays behind because Emma hates him and he doesn't want to deal with her family.

Ford and Fidds aren't married both cause it's not legal yet but also tbh not sure they ever would regardless just cause Ford is pretty disinterested in those sorts of formalities. Whatever it is they have going for them right now works for him.

Heavy thoughts below the cut.

TBH I made myself sad thinking about autistic people and our relationships. The way we love isn't always obvious to NT people and it can sometimes feel like you're not good enough for anyone because loving people in the way you're expected to is such a struggle.

Sometimes I see people frame Ford^2 as this completely unrequited thing and it reminds me of the experience of loving people very intensely but feeling unable to prove it because it's so difficult to live up to the standards most people have in relationships.

I like Fiddlestan as a ship it's cute and a fun idea and I get the appeal but there's a little nagging thought in the back of my head that it kind of implies Ford's neurotypical brother is better. More capable of real love. That Ford was never good enough. Not to say Fiddleford didn't deserve better but the idea that these two couldn't have worked makes me kind of depressed for kind of personal reasons so I wanted to make up a universe where they do.

Not to say there isn't plenty of material of Ford and Fidds reconnecting as old men and making it work but the fact they lost so much of their lives to bad decisions is still sad.

[papirouge]

Not the same football anon as before, but i wanted to stop in and say that I agree with you. I really like hearing Girioud talk about his faith so openly! It’s cringe whenever people (mostly muslims) call it a right wing dog whistle but if a muslim player prays on the field, they have no issue. Girioud is not apologizing for being Christian and I like to see it. Him and Benjamin seem to be close friends so I hope he could help him since it’s been reported how Pavard struggles with depression. :(

People hate grizemann were the same incels that hated Pavard too. They’re himbos - cute, skinny, sometimes awkward white boys with nice hair 😂 those incels wish they were half as hot. 😭

Yeah Muslim are so freaking fake anyway. They supported the Muslim players who made drama in the french football federation league because they wanted special treatment during the ramadan, and they lost their shit when people told them that their demand was edging on religious proselytism (the FFF paid them dust btw lol). But just because someone is Christian suddenly he's a far right agent....🤔 If only the Coran helped them understand what hypocrisy is....

At least Giroud* doesn't ask a religious prerogative, he keeps his religious takes outside the field. Christianism as a whole is a much more adaptative religion than Islam anyway, that's why there aren't stories of Christians asking for special treatment wherever they go and claim victimhood over it. Our religion isn't about performance, it's about what we are in our heart🩵 God is so based for that 🌟

Are you talking about Benjamin Pavard? as I said I'm no soccer head so I vaguely know him. I think he's in the France NT team?

I digged for some info and it HE'S FROM MAUBEUGE??? I had a friend from there when I studied in the north of France !! I LOVE this place !! France North is infamously super poor and there's a lost of classism regarding this region (it's said they are all inbred degenerates bc there's been a lot of child abduction, incestuous & pedophilia scandals around there 😭). I'm sure the the Ch'tis (surname of France northern people) are proud of their boy! Benjamin doesn't have that much of a Ch'tis accent (though at some moment you can slightly hear it👀). He even admits that at the beginning of his career he had some hard time to be understood by his agent bc of his chtis dialect - ngl he's cute 🥹🩵

You last paragraph SENT ME lmaooooo (the "nice hair" is soooo specific GIRL I'm obsessed with men with good hair TOO 😭) But TEA. #teamhimbo aaaall the way. Them cute skinny soft boi Whities are those who save the France NT (Kyky is the exception & can stay tho 👀) Them ugly soccerbro incels have NOTHING on them💅🏾

[deviliciousdev]

✨appreciation post for the types✨

- from your local intp🖤

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✨The Intuitives ✨

entj (the commander)

Where to even start, as an intp i have a special place in my heart for entjs and that place is my whole heart. Your ambitious nature makes you charming and intriguing, but the fact that you're secretly a nerd and love learning new things no matter what the topic (and are a whole baby✨ aka the little spoon) is the reason you're simultaneously the intp's best friend and soul mate. 💖

p.s you're not mean, you're hilarious, and i love that you're the best out of all the types at roasting people.

entp (the debater)

ah yes the other half to the "nerds of chaos" dynamic duo. your determination and open mind, provide for some of the best times. if two types were ever the most similar to the point of twins, it would be the entp x intp best friend dynamic. truly there is no one i trust more to tell literally anything to. you're someone who will never belittle or judge in high horse way. but still be honest and leave nothing out. if you feel a way you say it, with no guessing or game playing. and your humor and pet peeves are the exact same as the intp's and as i'm sure you'll agree. being able to hate the same things and laugh at little kids eating shit (even though we're not suppose to 💀) is the pinochle of best friend twinning. (at least for xntps lol)

intj (the architect)

ohhhh, you, you little minx. and i know you hate being called that, which is why it would be your contact in my phone. your lowest points are probably the thing intp's (unlike everyone else), like the most. you know what i mean... don't pretend you don't... *whispers* your lil melt downs, when ya get real serial killery... *snorts with laughter* oh don't worry you're still the superior being. 😏 in all honesty what would the intp be without you... that was rhetorical! stop listing things! anyway, your organized methodical approach is so satisfying. and your smooth intellectual burns that go over most people's heads, brings true peace to all NTs souls. thank you for your service. 🙏

enfj (the protagonist)

you're the main character. and i mean really. when you're at your best, at a large scale, you can lead generations, save those in need, do some seriously rob stark from game of thrones type shit (the most beloved stark by the people and the best leader tbh) on a small scale, you motivate those around you to charge into battle even when we literally just live in the city and are trying to get through college and the corporate world. 💀 even the rogue, pride themselves on being individuals intps, would follow you into the fire. and it's not just because of your charisma either, you actually think in big terms and care about things and people. keep being the king/queen in north (what they called rob stark when he fought for the North's independence)

enfp (the campaigner)

ok not gonna lie, i was so excited to get to yours... you are so incredibly enthusiastic and confident and some how self deprecating at the same time. you are genuinely fun. like the definition of fun. if you were a dog you'd be a golden retriever. no matter how bad things get, you are the one that can make someone smile. your laugh is infectious and no one and i mean no one, can make an intp laugh soooo hard like you can. you can make anything interesting. your idealistic humor has had me crying laughing in the canned foods isle of a grocery store, while you held onto the cart holding a can of bean sprouts, even though we were there getting ingredients for waffles and french toast... like how did we even get on that isle?? why were you holding a can of bean sprouts?? who's to know when you're both intuitive perceivers. ilysm, never ever change. 🖤

infj (the advocate)

you're the best person to go to for advice. genuinely. no matter what you think about yourself (that day lol). you see things in people that they don't even see in themselves. you care about those around you so much to the point you don't like talk about your own troubles. it takes time for you to open up, but when you do, you can be just as weird and hilarious as intps and sometimes more so. we always have fun doing seemingly mundane things like watching crappy horror movies or making frozen pizza. you plan THEE most incredible parties and activities. like seriously some of the best holiday/travel memories i have came from your mind and your company. you bring a gentle order to the chaos of life. my thanks for your being and your infj services transcends words. so i'll just say fannnkksss 😁.

infp (the mediator)

the most opposite and simultaneously most similar to the intp. you are thhheeeee bessttt. you make everyone around you feel comfortable. i can always come to you when i feel like i'm losing my fucking mind and you always know how to explain emotions and human interactions to me. not to mention giving some real slap in the face advice that is much needed! so helpful, one of the best wingmen/match makers, and probably the funniest type when drunk (next to entj). you can chill and watch movies all day or go out to a winery and have a great time. i swear no one is more quotable. we still say hilarious words or sayings you've said years ago and has now been developed into our everyday vernacular. people seriously underestimate you and you do the most and never look for praise or self-aggrandizing ass kissing. you are the LAST person to be a teacher's pet and are one of the most selfless people i know. keep doin you boo 👻

*stay tuned for a letter to the sensors✨*

[ikonislife]

I’m appalled...

I was initially a bit sad, that’s even a bit too far, maybe just a bit less excited that our boys didn’t win musicbank but completely happy for Red Velvet to win because I think they deserve it too. Both groups work their butts off and everyone deserve the win in my heart. But what got me so fucking worked up...

I’ve seen both “ReVeluv” and “iKONICS”  (yes, i’m putting it in quotation because I don’t know if I want to associate these people with the fandom name) threw around these words: flops, f**gots, gays, shady, c*nt, shitty, bitch and soooo many other things. 

Where do you think being disrespectful to other fits in on helping out your favorite groups make charts and win awards? NO FREAKING WHERE! SO STOP IT! 

it’s 2018 stop the goddamn fanwars please. Do you think your “oppas” and “unnies” go backstage and duel to the death? No, they probably exchange albums and bow to each other, joke around and share honest artistic thoughts so why in the world are the fans being so rude to each other and to the idols.

What happening to just saying “congratulation, I see that you guys did well and won this time. Next time we’ll work harder.” What happen to just being courteous to one another. Discrediting the competition doesn’t make you better nor will it magically take the win back. 

On that note, what good does it do to constantly comment “my oppas are better”, “iKON song is so much better, Red Velvet song is boring”, “Red Velvet just copies ‘insert girl group names here’”, “iKON is so shady getting PAK but can’t win award”, “iKON bought all those charts”, “they’re still flop”

Seriously, what are you even trying to achieve by doing that. If you can’t accept that sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, don’t even click on the article at all, why even bother commenting. If you hate one someone else, don’t be angry when iKON wins and they get hate comments because guess what? What goes around come back around. I see you going on a rampage when the boys get hate but suddenly it’s different if it’s the RV girls getting hate and you’re the one giving it? So what if you think RV song is boring or awful or lame, your taste is different from others, saying those things doesn’t help convincing non-fan to give iKON a chance, it’s not going to make them want to listen to these songs we think are so great. What if it had been reverse, what if iKON wins and other fans said Love Scenarios suck, what would you do?  What’s the point of mentioning other groups at all when there’s nothing in the article pertaining to them. If a group win, just congratulate them or walk away and work harder. 

HATING ISN’T HOW YOU SHOW SUPPORT. IT MAKES YOU AND THE GROUP LOOKS BAD.

I’m so pissed off my words are lost, I can’t even finish writing down all the things I want to get off my chest so here are a few thank you.

Thank you to all the respectful fans that cheered even when your groups didn’t win. Thank you to all those who streamed so hard and bought album to help chart the groups. Thank you for just loving the groups with all your heart and wishing them to be healthy/happy. Thank you for not disrespecting others when things doesn’t go your way. Thank you for being a decent human being. 

I’m so sick and tired of seeing the hate. 

[geeeooorrrge]

henlo my frens!

i think my 2017 is defective? i blinked once and it was gone?

lmao anyway jokes aside, my 2017 has been wayyyyy more than i deserved to have - i graduated, started my first job, went to australia with my friends, saw bastille live, saw bayern live AND got to meet them and get their autographs, saw paulo dybala and tucu correa and the rest of the arg nt, finished two fics, started learning spanish dear lord - and all these experiences would never have been the same if i hadn’t had all my close friends here to share them with. so here’s a tiny little (OKAY NOT TINY I WANNA YELL ABOUT HOW AMAZING ME FRENS ARE OKAY) shoutout to my favesssss without whom my year would have been so so different!

@chocolatephotosynthesis STEPHHHHH!!!!! ISCO_MY_HORT_EXCITED.JPG!!!! the first thing i do every morning is check for your messages because they always make me laugh, and it always makes me happy when i sit down during a break at work and see all your messages, whether it’s just 10 animal posts in a row or a pic of someone we hate that we can scream about or another one of your weird dreams. honestly you take the most of my screaming about literally anything under the sun and thank you for trying to keep up with it all and being dramatic with me, and doing all the lame things with me. and being mi maestra de español muy paciente!!!! i hope our zamily tree will stay strong in time (OF COURSE it will, it has so many connections everywhere) and that you will stop adopting my husbands………………..just kidding. or maybe not. i don’t know. but anyway thanks for always being nice (nice? you? never heard of it) about all my sons and my whitebois and all my feelings. you are honestly such an amazing person and i can’t believe that it was just that anonymous ask about marko being mandzu’s son that led to us being friends. i love you steph!!!! my wife/mom/sister/teacher/egg/plant/500 other things!!! i hope i can meet you one day in mexico and you can speak rapid fire latin american spanish to me!!!! mi amigo es de argentina!!!!

@wijnaldumb  AMBERRRR ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ i seriously doubt that there will be any one day in my life that i get tired of your wisdom and your unchillness. you are always so kind to me (okay you’re not, meanie, but you’re always kind when it matters) and so supportive even through all my depressive episodes. and i know you have a lot going on in your life as well but you are always here for me and i’m so so soooo grateful for that. i honestly don’t know how we’re friends? we have zero things in common? but i’m glad it doesn’t matter and we can always have a laff about anything. thank you thank youuuu for sitting through all my screaming about random things (screaming is becoming a theme of this thing now) and for entertaining my bitchy/judgemental/sometimes problematic comments. and for all the times you’ve made me feel better about myself. AND for being so accommodating about my attentiveness/perfectionism/obsessiveness and my whitebois (whitebois is also a theme now). this sounds so cliche but i really don’t know what i’d do without you! i’m sososooso happy you messaged me after all those anon messages. 2017 would’ve been completely different if i hadn’t met you. i love you!!! i hope our eurotrip comes true!!!

@quack-and-yellow/@everchangingskies MIA!!!!!!!!! HAS IT BEEN TWO YEARS? math_lady.jpg??? i can’t believeeeeeeeeee my writing secret santee (is that a thing? idk) is still friends with me after two years??? even though i’m a horrible person and kept forgetting to reply your messages??? mia i’m so happy now that we can just continue talking with a random topic and have soo much fun - but wait, actually it’s not a random topic, it’s always the cute young boys HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. you are so so so NICE and i hope you will continue to do amazingggg things this year! and visit singapore again so we can finally meet! i love you mia!!!

@sevdanedembele SEVDE!!! MY 2LEPATH/SENSE2!!! you are so funny and witty and i love your reactions to literally anything ever (especially the f**rs*m*)??? and also your enthusiasm towards my reverse death note powers HAHAHAHHA. you are so so sooo supportive and your encouragement means so much to me. continue being amazing!!! let’s make our 24th year a great one!!! also come to singapore so i can watch you try to tear our magic money notes!!!

@joaquintucucorrea YASMINE you are so cool and idk why you wanna be my friend? you’re so understanding and open to facts and opinions and it’s so nice that we’re friends despite disagreeing on LITERALLY EVERYTHING WE’VE EVER TALKED ABOUT. HAHAHA my grandchildren will love to hear the story of us becoming friends. i hope your faves score many many goals for you!!! (including pipa if he scores for juve!!!) LOB YOU!!!

@hummelssss MOCHA BICH MY CANGREJO DE BICH!!!! you’re so mean to me but i love you you’re so funny. don’t let ANYONE EVER tell you otherwise. i miss bitchin around with you!!! i hope 2018 will treat you really really well!!!

@levvandovvska @sebastianahoe @bastischweinskis @swedish-princess @ironmanu YOU GUYS!!!! you are all literally my oldest friends on here i’ve known you guys forever!!! thank you all for keeping me in your lives despite how rarely we talk to each other nowadays. i’m so grateful and happy that i got to meet you all in person especially those i’ve met in person this year (majdou don’t worry we’ll meet one day)!! you guys have definitely livened up my year, i love you all, take care and may 2018 be amazing for you!

and to everyone - happy new year! if you’ve been following me, thank you for trusting me to bring something special into your lives. and if we’ve ever spoken, thank you so much for taking the time to message me or for replying my messages to you! 2017 has been A Ride but i hope you all will have an amazing amazing year ahead!!!

[papirouge]

You know, this is pretty silly, but I'm kinda starting to dislike the term "PoC", mostly because its used so often when it doesnt make sense. Like I still recognize its usefullness sometimes, but many times I'll see phrases like "POC are usually considered dangerous and threatening". Like I'm sorry, but in what world are asians considered scary or dangerous, or light skinned hispanics and native americans? It's literally only black and brown people that are seen this way. I dont know why so many people like to group every single non-white together when our experiences are often very different. "POC tend to be more disadvantaged at any level of education and perform worse." Again. asians literally kick white people asses when it comes to academics and success, literally what the fuck are you talking about??? Just say blacks and hispanics, like its only a few words more."

That's why I'm pro black women. Not pro Black (Black men can choke and BLM was a pro Black MAN movement) and not pro POC. Asians are infamously anti Black and I'll never forget how glad they were to feast on the anti BLM/the 13% Black menace resentment to push their anti asian hate thing. There was a reddit threat with a asian man saying Black people had the blood of the asian women who got killed by that WHITE psychopath..... His reaction is everything you need to know about how Asians will always suck up whiteness to dunk on Blacks.

And yeah, I roll my eyes soooo bad whenever I see Asians pull out the bEing a MoDel MinOritY is HaRd.....hmmmm, shut up? 🙃 they have the same lack of self awareness has those millionaires complainzd about being stuck in their 1500 square mansion during quarantine..... Just shut up, already.

And despite their struggle of being the model minority, Asians never peep a word when the Whites are using them to diss Blacks and argue that the problem is that they're just stupid and need to integrate moar (of course they forget that Asian vs Black immigration story are entirely different, their racial stigma is not comparable (east asians are still PALE and phenotypically very closer to whiteness than Blacks and that definitely plays a role). So deep down, they LOVE being the model minority and stick up FOR THEMSELVES when the Whites don't on other POC. They just pretend being sad about it to sound relatable to other non White communities and rebuke the "Asians are white supremacy cucks" narrative.

That being said, I'm the first to point out how the Black community needs to get its shit together. Of course, rap culture got created by the CIA to destroy the African American community, this whole ghetto, baby mama, glorifying illiteracy shit got shoved to Black Americans.. None of those things are organic to Blackness, otherwise it would still be as much of a thing in Africa, when that's not the case (African immigrants do better in the USA than ADOS, that's for a reason) but there's still need to be accountability. I'm sick of some Blacks acting like Blacks dealing drugs and shooting each other were victims. They are predator and need to be treated as such. Candace Owens is insane but she's very right on that aspect. Black men are the main source of Black femicide yet those men expect us to mule for them against White supremacy..... Black women need to burn the cape and look out for THEMSELVES. Black men are emasculated bum and will always use their women as human shield than hold themselves accountable (they always blame their shortcomings on White supremacy, yet lust after the White man's women...the same women birthing their oPpResSor lmao). This realization made me snap out of that BLM shit (not that I was really into this anyway but I thought it was still a positive thing that more ppl grew aware of police brutality) and made me pro Black women. Other communities can choke big time.

And don't get me started on Latinos. Those people will clown gringos to sound cool but weren't they the one clowning France soccer NT and how full of Blacks it was so they possibly couldn't be french? Weren't Argentinian soccer fans bragged about their White passing team and how their country wasn't "like a Netflix movie"? lmao Those idiots have the tragic mulato curse written all over their butt. They milk their latin-ness at convenience but will ultimately always stick to the Whites like the brainwashed colonizer crossbreed spawn that they are. They are raging colorists for a reason.... That's why I only trust & claim Black looking latinos à la Dominican Republic or Brazil - the others are White idc lmao White Latinos are demented and I'm absolutely not surprised they were so cool to welcome nazi. Absolute demonic breed... Their lizard lineage can't seat at the POC table. We humans out here.