#i hate myself sometimes

[carsonsweebabyturtles]

Carson Beckett in Every Episode - Sunday (S03E17)

Apologies it's a long one. So many good caps to choose from.

One last Carson pic?

[sendpseuds]

elf on a shelf au??? if anything you should be thinking about that more!! I am intrigued. is one of them the elf? are they parents fighting over the last elf on the (store) shelf? are they divorced and arguing over having to keep up the elf when they have the kids? or are there no kids and one of them is being the elf for the other and its a naughty elf? :D so many questions, so many possibilities. tell me more!

I am so glad your brain went in just as many different directions as mine did. The possibilities really are endless and, of course, because it's me, my brain has made all the wrong choices

Years after his mother passed away, Anakin is unpacking an old box of Christmas decorations when he finds Obi-Wan, the silly little elf his mom would set up in ridiculous situations long after he stopped believing the doll would report any naughty behavior to Santa

Nostalgia gets the better of him, finding it impossible to put Obi-Wan back in that lonely cardboard box, setting him up in the living room and remembering how he used to stay up late and chat with his little elf as if they were the best of friends and a stupid doll could talk back

I like the idea of interrupting Anakin's current-day POV with Obi-Wan's "work log" entries over the years. Silly little things like:

Fourteen days until Anakin's fifth Christmas: The boy has learned another naughty word, but his mother laughs every time he says it, and I must admit, I find it rather amusing myself. I do not believe this infraction needs to be reported to the council at this point.

Cute right?

But this is my brain, so, we need to fuck it up

As Anakin gets older and his mom continues to set Obi-Wan up the way she did when he was a little kid, he gets progressively more annoyed by it, as adolescent boys do. There are a few log entries of Obi-Wan missing when Anakin was little and they still talked, wanting his attention back, but when Anakin is seventeen and gets in a "I'm not a child anymore" type of fight with his mom after getting high at a party, the sight of that silly little elf just sets him off and he just wants to ruin it because if Obi-Wan insists on watching him, Anakin will give him something to watch--

Obviously, when present-day Anakin remembers this, he's mortified

But that doesn't stop him from doing it again

[iho6hi2]

Tried to look him up and this is what I see

[black-daisy7]

here is my Full Moon Art for June.

again I'll never be on time with these.

& since June is also pride month I decided to go with something more befitting of that, but that's okay because the full moon can also be known as "Rose Moon" so yeah.

not fully done with it but this is good enough.

so much detail work. orz

[enjoy-my-swearing]

okay, but has anyone ever considered: *wild and dramatic gesticulation*

[minhosimthings]

Jay in Lucifer singing "I would never step outside"

Sir why would you step outside. Step in please the doormat is literally saying "Come in". Step in and marry me and then step inside me

[unamused-kookaburra]

Losing 15 seconds walking back down the stairs 👎

Losing 30 minutes and having to start again by jumping off the balcony and dying 👍

[foryouwereinmysong]

»what you're gonna do with all those photos macca, publish a book or something«

[a-funeral-pyre]

Either I'm ambitious and lonely or I live a quiet life with people but no fulfillment

[daddyslittlegirlofsammy]

Mel was right Donna wasn't the first redhead to step onto the tardis 🤭🤭

on the photos are: Turlough Mel and the icon herself Donna Noble

edit: I totally forgot about Amy i'm such a dumbarss

[lokigodofaces]

it is 3am & i only just started writing this week's 600 word essay

[fraddit]

Most days, I manage to enjoy or at least be entertained by my fanatical obsession with detail and accuracy. Today is not one of those days. Today, I am annoyed by myself and wish I could care at least fifty percent less about stuff that objectively does not matter.

[hazardous-lightdas12]

A doodle for @firealder2005 awesome pirate au!

Note: Sorry btw alder, I was rereading your fic and decided to look up the word marquis. Apparently, it does not refer to a rank/position in a pirate crew, as I'd thought prior to making this doodle, but a nobleman. Oops :p

[xfangheartx]

Me: I'm gonna do a canon-divergent rewrite of Full Moon and Apology Tour, but better!

Also me: *has Stolas tell Blitzø about the crystal before the Full Moon*

Also me, again: *has Blitzø thank Stolas for the crystal*

Me, a fourth time: *has Blitzø get drunk and have a one-night stand with a random demon* ...Why did I do this?

[epickiya722]

It's too late at night for my brain to suddenly go "hey, Inumaki's technique is Cursed Simon Says".

[alsofullofflies]

Hear me out- morally ambiguous lizard man and his twink boyfriend who is defined by his job…

Garak and Bashir and just Bowser and Luigi in a different font