#i hate leaf blowers

[weepingfoxfury]

Winter is coming?

Beginning to think we should all check in with Sean Bean every so often.

As my friend put it on this sunny but freezing cold morning, "Thank goodness for that, thought there'd be no winter at all."

My Forsythia plant seems to have other ideas. Another nighttime ramble with Smallest Dog and another unexpected flower.

My friend also apologised for the amount of racket her leaf blower efforts had made the other day. I then smiled to myself as the rest of her message said that it had all been in vain anyway as the leaves were back to covering everything by the following morning.

Let the leaves fall where they may ...

[moonwoodhollow]

my neighbours definitely have too much money; their gardener comes more than 3 times a week and no matter the season he's always using a leaf blower because apparently you can't have fallen leaves on the grass or anywhere else in the garden!!

[justalilguyoops]

my enemy #1, my nemesis, the thing i despise more than anything in the world, it's fucking ON SIGHT, i hate hate hate it:

leaf blowers

[bubacorn]

these two have been stuck in my head for days now. easily my new favorites by them

[fionnaf1re]

[dykefungus]

I wish every leaf blower in existence a very DIE DIE EXPLODE DEATH DIE DIE DISINTEGRATE DIE DIE EXPLODE DIE DEATH DIE

[aroguexenolith]

What’s wrong with rakes. Why are we using leaf blowers when it’s been two days since the last time and there is a total of 18 leaves on the ground. Maybe some dirt.

Why are we cool with exclusively using noisy and polluting tools for something a rake and maybe also a broom are perfectly good for.

[modernmythic]

Me: Oh it's a beautiful, cool morning. I think I'll go enjoy the lovely weather and read a book outside where it is nice and quiet and the birds are singing and the sun is shining through the trees.

The lawn guys: :)

Me: Don't...

The lawn guys: :)

Me: Please don't...

The lawn guys:

The lawn guys: *LEAF BLOWER*

[six-demon-bag]

i am going to explode my shitty neighbors shitty fucking leaf blower they only use at night with the power of my mind and 10000 wasps

[cecils-dragons]

I wanna draw a couple valentine piece but I’m stumped on who to draw and what would motivate me wah curse you depression, anxiety, and allergy team up!!!!

[weepingfoxfury]

Wind is picking up, orange and yellow weather warnings across the Emerald Isle. Time to batten the hatches, man the lifeboats and put on your water wings! There's leaves flying everywhere and I'm sincerely hoping to see some silly person using a leaf blower picked up by the next gust and blown into the next County! ;-D

In other news ... Busterson should be coming home today. Hooray! My biggest 7.7kg kitty cat has been staying at the 'Ritz' for the past two nights due to problems with an enlarged heart and fluid build up. Fingers crossed that he's now stable and his new medication will do the trick and he has some more happy days ahead of him ... though he still won't appreciate being on a diet.

Had to hit the shiny metropolis yesterday. Not fun at the best of times ... even less fun on a Friday. Busy, busy, busy! Halloween decorations to the left of me and Christmas decorations to the right ... next thing you know I'll be seeing the Easter bunny clad in a Valentine costume bringing me my post.

Time for this Victor Meldrew to sign off and go get breakfast ... wish me luck ... I may just find Santa Claus eating my porridge in the kitchen! ...

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

yard work ahead? i sure hope it doesn’t

[everlocked]

why is the world so loud 😢

[softgrungeprophet]

it's almost spring! yay--

oh no the leaf blowers are back

[crippled-peeper]

I hate leaf blowers. Shut the fuck up

[terrifiedlimechime]

okokok here we are again

the yapper opened her mouth quick get the ear plugs 🙄

so when I think of the stan twins I think of idyllic seaside area...about twenty minutes away because glass shard beach really lives up to its name, polluted and covered in beer bottles as well as sea glass

and the pawn shop, well, not a place for kids, but filbrick couldn't care less

man up boys it's time to learn how to haggle!

and although the stan twins have...a...relatively...interesting life (if selling overpriced junk is interesting to you)  filbrick decides that these kids have it way too good. off to the countryside, you pampered little-

well, gravity falls is a...remote place. so with a bottle of sunscreen and a boot up the ass the stans are off to take on gravity falls with grunkle dipper! (or grauntie mabel. im considering having dipper impersonate mabel. MAYBE.)

and dipper is HARSH to ford. like...real harsh. dipper liked all that science stuff when he was a kid, and where did that get him? running a shitty tourist attraction with a box of fake ids under his desk. (sad) ford stumbles into the forest, hits tree, the whole journal finding scene. and branded with a shooting star is a journal describing all the anomalies of gravity falls.

not a massive scientific document, rather a brief study and description of the different creatures, how to protect and slaughter some of the more dangerous (and/or wearable) kinds aswell as various garments inspired by them

the whole tourist trapped gnomes take mabel away thing is flipped to a large group of fairies taking stan (more love for stan please 🙏) to be their king, bla bla bla, fly swatter instead of leaf blower, swat swat that's it, good job guys

in the time travelers pig (possum..rat thing?) we see stan win shanklin by guessing how many fleas are on him (old fifteen 'er) while ford tries to impress fiddleford by winning him a gobblewonker plush (fmcg: "I don't know what that monstergamajig is...but I want it!")

then we meet.... BILL!

bill and gideon are swapped in this au, so bill is a human with his own telepathy tent, branded with a triangle and famed for its "mind tricks"

he never takes off that stupid triangular eyepatch...

dipper...well dipper hates him. "that little brat, always calling me pine tree, making fun of the shack"

and immediately, like gideon, bill is drawn to ford, flattery, "mysteries? haha I love them we should totally talk ab them",n stuff, yadayada

till bill tries to rizz him up asks him out on a date, the whole "omg I don't like him like that can't we be friends again" "no hes gon fall on love" stanley to stanford convo happens, stan breaks up w bill for ford, bill goes apeshit, uses a triangular amulet like gideons, basically what happens w gideon in the show him up asks him out on a date, the whole "omg I don't like him like that can't we be friends again" "no hes gon fall on love" stanley to stanford convo happens, stan breaks up w bill for ford, bill goes apeshit, uses a triangular amulet like gideons, basically what happens w gideon in the show

BUT (I over thought this reference way too much) when defeating bill, ford pretends to be on bills side, bill gives him the amulet and tells him to wipe his brothers mind, ford pretends to, stanley uppercuts bill in the face and ford breaks the amulet, all is saved

b: "CURSE YOU PINE TREE!!"

later in the series, more mysteries are solved, maybe candy/ grenda take the place of soos? idrk, stan and ford set up dipper with pacifica (bcuz i said so)

and guess who billy boo boo summons?

none other then gideon chaos-god gleeful!

the whole gideon-bill scene flipped (i like to think human bill is more confident then human gideon in it tho)  and bill and gideon make a deal (idk if i should js tweak gideons human design or make him his telepathy tent star) and instead of bills blind godly confidence and obvious flattery, gideon is all texas charm, the whole shabang

he invades stans mind for the mystery shack deeds, yadayada...

but there's something going on with grunkle dipper...

under the shack, by night dipper tries to fix the portal. the catwalk is in a wreck, and the portal is just about operational (he has a picture of the twins aswell as mabels perfume that she left in the house down there. its the same one she used as a teen and its the only thing that keeps him from falling apart on the bad days)

under the shack, by night dipper tries to fix the portal. the catwalk is in a wreck, and the portal is just about operational (he has a picture of the twins aswell as mabels perfume that she left in the house down there. its the same one she used as a teen and its the only thing that keeps him from falling apart on the bad days)

he's not what he seems.

(might write more, might fling myself off s cliff in the meantime)