boot-tea

[boot-tea]

why are you people tormenting me on Christmas Day. Get out of my notes. Don’t you have anything better to do. Yellow loving fucks.

[boot-tea]

I come when I’m called.

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

Everyone I’ve ever stepped into the boxing ring with has become my sweet lover instead. Curse my beautiful face

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

I don’t have a dick or a vagina but a secret third thing. so that might be kinda hard actually

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

WHAT

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

stop studying me like a bug

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

I will put you in the Soup.

do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this

[boot-tea]

never mention me again or I’ll microwave both sides of all of your pillows every night for the rest of your miserable yellow loving life. every day you get on your knees and suck off the color yellow like it’s some kind of god but god is not within the range of what humans have created for ourselves to perceive. how does it feel

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

*cocks shotgun*

do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this

[boot-tea]

*dark shadowed view of figure sitting in chair* hmmm… I’ll need to take a new approach. Despite the traps I’ve set, teaboot still seems to make his posts funny. How is he doing it? Where is he hiding? He knows that I know, surely. He’s lying in wait while I make my move so that he can make a better joke. Of course, he knows just saying yes would be too on the nose… but saying no would lead me right to him. Of course, if he leads me right to him, he will be forced to banter for the sake of the bit. However, this could take a more sinister turn and he’ll end up being cancelled by TERFs again. How long will he take to make his move? Is he overthinking things? Am I overthinking things? Is there any of that red velvet cake left? What will you do, teaboot? I will find you, and I will stop your tomfoolery. I am Justice.

do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this