boot-tea

[boot-tea]

I may not be able to escape the lingering erotic tension between myself and my mortal enemy, but at least I can thank the gods that it is not heterosexual.

Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

[boot-tea]

It was not, but I commend their efforts on behalf of the anti-yellow army.

how could you like the colour yellow

see a therapist immediately

I actually used to hate it! Like, actually despise it! Yellow was too bright, too loud, discordant, unruly, and clashed with everything. Nothing like what I wanted in my life, nothing I wanted to be.

When I first moved away from home, everything I owned was black. Jet back. As black as I could get. Smooth, cool, sleek, discrete, calm, unassuming. Flexible, cohesive, agreeable black. Fashionable black.

I had a really, really bad time. Unrelated to the decor. It was my first year out of a toxic place I'd grown used to my whole life, my first year acknowledging a mental illness I'd believed to be normal, my first year fending for myself with very little money or sleep or companionship.

I'd grown up on instant white rice and unseasoned ground beef. One day I realized that everything I'd been raised on tasted like cardboard. While out on an assignment, I passed a tent with a woman selling spices, and bought myself some turmeric. I went home and tried making curry with it. It was so yellow.

Another time, my professor took us out to a modern art gallery. I wasn't sure what I was expecting, but when we got there, the whole building had been painted bright sunshine yellow.

The artist's theme was "happiness".

What it is. How we make it. How to share it.

All bright, lovely yellow.

The house I grew up in was beige. The walls were white. The appliances were post 9/11 stainless steel. My job was to be quiet, compliant, presentable and agreeable.

Black goes with everything. Black is neutral. Black is quiet, reserved, elegant and mysterious.

Yellow is warm. Yellow does what it wants. Yellow tastes sweet and spicy and hot and cool, like a summer breeze, like sunflower petals, powdery like dust on a long dirt road and soothing like well-worn linen.

I still like the look of black. I like the look of most colors. But I like the way that Yellow makes me feel.

Do you understand?

[boot-tea]

Watching Rise of the Guardians with my brother. Every time I watch the yellow one die my soul feels happy again

[boot-tea]

Delighted to inform the masses that the post below this one was a teaboot post.

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[boot-tea]

Must’ve been the wind

What the hell do you people want why am I getting like four followers this week. Are you spies. For big yellow.

[boot-tea]

What the hell do you people want why am I getting like four followers this week. Are you spies. For big yellow.

[boot-tea]

It’s always me. In every raindrop, every note sung in the shower, every scratch of your pencil, every reflection in a bathroom mirror, I linger, because I am the reverse of everything you exist for.

Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

[boot-tea]

I sent my carpet gremlins to trip you, not sorry.

Today I fell down the stairs while texting and when I got to the bottom I realized that I had hit the “audio message” function and sent them an entire 30 second recording of it

[boot-tea]

why are you people tormenting me on Christmas Day. Get out of my notes. Don’t you have anything better to do. Yellow loving fucks.

[boot-tea]

I come when I’m called.

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

Everyone I’ve ever stepped into the boxing ring with has become my sweet lover instead. Curse my beautiful face

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

I don’t have a dick or a vagina but a secret third thing. so that might be kinda hard actually

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

WHAT

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

stop studying me like a bug

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

I will put you in the Soup.

do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this

[boot-tea]

never mention me again or I’ll microwave both sides of all of your pillows every night for the rest of your miserable yellow loving life. every day you get on your knees and suck off the color yellow like it’s some kind of god but god is not within the range of what humans have created for ourselves to perceive. how does it feel

Ok, I'm gonna try something: rewriting the past so that something was, retroactively, always true, and everyone but me remembers it that way. Probably irresponsible to play with the timeline like this, the warning section of this things instruction manual go on for like 8 pages... shit about "causal loops" and "unintended consequences" and whatnot... eh, baloney, I'm just gonna try it with something minor and silly:

Your URL is not, and never was, boot tea. Instead, it is, and since the creation of your blog has always been, teaboot.

@boot-tea is actually my nemesis who HATES the colour yellow, I think you might be in the wrong timeline bro sorry :/

[boot-tea]

*cocks shotgun*

do you have a nemesis named boottea?

I feel like Light Yagami trying to answer this