#i hate basic white girls 🩷

[morute-addict]

WHY DOES NOBODY ON TUMBLR KNOW WHAT MORUTE IS. NO IT ISNT CUTE BRIGHT PINK LANA DEL RAY. ITS RELIGIOUS GUILT AND WHITE LACE.

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first off -> morbid + cute = morute. and lana del ray is in no way morute.

morute is about religious trauma/guilt and sometimes sɛxual trauma. it has things like crosses, angel wings or generally angels, and light pink/grey colors. it also features a lot of death and graves!!

it combines feminity and trauma and christianity and decaying houses and skinny girls and things from the 50s.

bright pink bows isn't morute. a lamb in a large green field isn't morute. just because you have a white lacey bow doesn't mean you're morute.

to be honest, i have never been a lana del ray fan, so i don't know a bunch about her.

but i know she's not morute whatsoever. stop saying she is!! :)

ALSO STOP MƐAT RIDING LANA. YOU'RE NOT AESTHETIC OR HYPERFEMININE YOU'RE JUST ANNOYING AND A GLAZER.

+ THESE L TAGS!!

TAG YOUR POST CORRECTLY!!

I LITERALLY CANNOT EMPHASIZE THIS ENOUGH!! I DONT CARE THAT THE MORE TAGS YOU HAVE THE MORE LIKES YOU GET!!!!!!! I KNOW I SOUND LIKE SUCH A HATER RIGHT NOW BUT TAG YOUR SHIT CORRECTLY!!! IM TIRED OF SEEING POSTS THAT ARENT WHAT IM LOOKING FOR WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!

AND DON'T TELL ME TO BLOCK THE TAGS EITHER. I AM LITERALLY *NOT* BLOCKING *ALLLL* THOSE TAGS!!!!!! I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR THAT UNLIKE YOUR DISCORD MODERATOR ASS.

okay now im actually finished.

[yall-hate-kids-tourney]

Loser Round 6: Damian Wayne (DC) vs. Mabel Pines (Gravity Falls)

Propaganda below the cut

Damian Wayne (9-14):

Damian is a kid who was raised as an assassin and because of that when he first appears he has some really messed up ideas of how to prove himself to his father by being aggressive with the criminals they capture and attacking his brother. Because of this people act like he is the most evil character ever and refuse to give him any grace. They make him out to be this awful irredeemable monster who just wants to kill his brother and hurt people. If the fandom isn’t making his out to be The Worst(tm) then they are ignoring his existence all-together. He is a really interesting character who has done some not so great things but he’s grown and learned a lot through various character arcs (as much of an arc as a comic book character can have) and he deserves to be acknowledged for himself and not just as a villain so that people can woobify his brother.

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HES JUST A LITTLE BABY GUY!!!!! Little baby man raised as an assassin and learning how to be a real person <3. But because he was kind of a dick and also a little stabby early-on, especially to the fandom's main "so sad uwu depressed baby" blorbo (and also he's not white), people treat him like he's satan incarnate

Mabel Pines (12):

I literally saw a tiktok today about how Mabel is a bad person. She’s 12! Like yes, she has made some mistakes and bad choices, but so has everyone else. And I never see any of the other characters in the show criticized the way she is. Everyone in the show has made mistakes (Grunkle Stan commits crimes practically every episode ffs) but because Mabel is a 12 year old girl and acts like it, she gets the most hate. Mabel deserves to be loved 🩷

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girl gets so much flack for being... immature and kind of selfish at age 12? like she had whole video essays made on why she is a horrible person who deserves punishment. god forbid girls be silly

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!!! Spoilers for Gravity Falls last 5 episodes !!!

This has gone down a lot but when the Weirdmaggedon arc was happening, the finale of the series, a big part of the fandom started hating Mabel because she accidentally caused the Weirdmaggedon (basically an apocalypse + bizarre shit like the water tower becoming an eight-legged monster with a giant mouth).

For context, in the episode that starts this arc, "Dipper and Mabel vs The Future", Mabel is really excited to the end of their summer vacation at Grunkle Stan's house, since it will be her and Dipper's 13th birthday and they will enter high school (her idea of high school of course coming from teen movies). But then this whole idea starts to shatter when Wendy tells her that high school isn't like a Disney musical, but it's okay, she will get through this since she will be with Dipper, her twin brother...

Except, that Dipper receives an invitation by Grunkle Stan's scientist brother Ford to become his apprentice after summer ends, staying in Gravity Falls, without Mabel. When she discovers it, she gets really mad at him and in a fit of rage, she accidentally picks Dipper's bag instead of hers and runs off to the woods.

When she gets there, Blendin, a time-travelling friend of theirs finds her and tells her that he has a way of making her brother stay with her, and make the summer take a little more to end, and that he just needed a little thing that Dipper has in his bag. That thing is a dimensional rift that Dipper and Ford contained to not cause the Weirdmaggedon, but Mabel didn't knew about that and gives it to Blendin. Blendin then breaks it and it's revealed that Bill Cipher was controlling Blendin to get the rift and release the Weirdmaggedon. He then traps Mabel in a bubble, starting the final arc of the series.

So, a few episodes later, that bubble she's in is revealed to be a world of fantasy that she controls, and that she didn't want to leave that world, as she was scared of growing up etc.

Context given, A LOT OF PEOPLE HATED HER FOR THIS. Suddenly people started seeing Mabel as just a selfish girl who wanted things only her way, when she was only a 12-year-old scared of growing up without her twin brother (they do end up going back together at the end but still).

The worst part is that apparently the people behind it took note of this, and on the comics that where released after the finale, she is a selfish spoiled brat. I haven't read the comics though so I'm going off what some people said about it.

[sternentreue]

For Firion: 4, 18, 26

For Enzo: 14, 23

For Gwendolyn: 17, 25

<3

I finally made it!!! Thank you so so much for the questions!! MWAH! 🥹🩷

Firion:

4: If your Rook was a companion, where would they be found?

Firion wouldn’t have a room. You’d find him near a big tree, maybe somewhere in the courtyard or in a new place entirely. There would be some kind of living space up ahead, a little platform with books and snacks, a lamp and a hammock, or maybe even a little tree house. The way up is hard to reach though, it’s a jumping puzzle or you need to be really good at climbing (there’s a treasure chest containing an accessory, “Rook’s Boon”, if you make it). At the bottom there are several opportunities for training: a few striking dummies, a pull-up bar, maybe a small well to cool off and have a refreshing drink after training.

18: What would your Rook be doing if they weren't recruited by Varric?

Oh boy, there are two options; if Strife wouldn’t have kicked him out he would probably still be with the Veil Jumpers doing Veil Jumper things. But there wouldn’t be less incidents of missing Veil Jumpers because he brings some brains and muscles to the operation. In the end he would get involved in the fight against the Evanuris anyway and help the other Rook as an NPC. If he would have been forced to leave the Veil Jumpers he would probably have returned to his clan, but being super unhappy about it. In this department he is a lot like Davrin. Clan life isn’t for him, doing the same things every day, hunting, tending to the halla, listening to the Keepers lessons. It doesn’t help that his older brother is the Keeper now and he’s constantly living in his shadow. Never the smartest, no magical talent, not as virtuous and worst of all - the pressure to settle down with one of the girls who are very interested and insisting. 

26: What animal best represents your Rook?

Easy - a white stag. Very gentle, shy and calm but aggressive and protective if he needs to be. 

Enzo:

14: What hobbies does your Rook have?

Not an easy one to answer. Considering his past life he didn’t really have any opportunities to develop any hobbies, being constantly under the watchful eyes of the Crows and Viago putting him through training every minute of the day. So he’d say his hobbies are sleeping, drinking and fucking. On a more serious note he’s very good at drawing, a self-taught skill, because he didn’t know how to read or write for a big portion of his childhood and teenage years, so he conveyed messages through illustrations. Later on he picked up reading to make up for the lack of his basic education.

23: What do they do after an absolute crisis?

Probably the above: sleeping, drinking and fucking - anything to turn off his feelings for a while. He would later rationalize what happened and what went wrong to learn from any possible mistakes, however.

Gwendolyn:

17: Do they enjoy life as an adventurer?

The answer is yes and no. See, Gwendolyn is a city girl. She grew up in Ventus and later spent her teenage and early adult years in the Circle of Minrathous where she enjoyed the amenities of a mage’s life in the city of mages. She’s the kind of person to bring her best pair of shoes to a field trip and later complain that they’re covered in mud. However, she’s also very self-reflective and receptive to injustice and the misery of others which made her join the Shadow Dragons in the first place. She’s been through the stage of “checking her privileges” and strives to leave her comfort zone more and more often and especially enjoys the wilder side of life on her walks with Davrin. And while she still complains about muddy shoes she does so with a laugh.

25: What specialization best represents your Rook?

Gwen is a Spellblade. She is a very fierce mage with lots of energy. She always hated that she was taught to use raw magic while keeping her body still. When she found out about the existence of mage daggers, she was thrilled. But having access to a blade doesn’t automatically make you good at it, so she still tends to get herself into dangerous situations and hilariously keeps on mistaking her mage dagger for the lyrium dagger.

[Rook Questionnaire]

[nami-lvr]

Correct OP Headcannons

Ft: Luffy, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Zoro, Sanji, Chopper, Brook, and Franky!

Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 |

A/N: Hey guys! First post YAYAYAYYAYAY 🔥🔥 I love love love the silly show smsmsm and the next part will include Mihawk, Doffy, Cora, Buggy, and Crocodile!

Luffy

Erm I don’t have much for him

SIKE

Bro smells

Does not wash his ass

Has those back pimple thingys and lets you pop them (GROSS!!!)

Band kid

For sure

100% a band kid

iPad kid as well

Can’t do anything without entertainment

Has autism

If you disagree you don’t like autistic ppl :/ (JOKING OFC!!)

I think his special interest would be pirates bc he thinks they’re cool

Has greasy hair

Smells bad (knows) doesn’t care

Doesn’t floss his damn teeth

HAS CROOKED TEETH FIGHT ME ON THIS

Needs braces

Doesn’t get them bc this fool won’t take care of them

Paints his nails

Extremely ugly and bright colors

Cat shit green

Dog puke brown

Effervescent Shitstain

Whatever he can find

Usopp

My bbg would also be a band kid

Would not do anything with his hair.

At all.

Not even pick through it.

Goddamn it Usopp YOUR SCALP IS FALLING. OUT.

WASHYOURFUCKINGHAIRBOY

I swear

He just lets that shit grow

Won’t even loc up.

Istg DO SOMETHINF WITH UR HAIR

Only pulls bitches in his late teens/early adulthood because he doesn’t look 5 anymore

I’m convinced he has a gyatdayum uhhh

Fat ass

HAD TO SAY IT

Im positive that if he was real he would have that THANG just THANGin up back there

Grabbable asf

Nami

Popular pretty nice girl

Pick me (sorry!)

Would smell like strawberries for sure

Would be the girl to always have lotion on her

Would willingly take Spanish and be invested in it

Would always have gum on her

Lie about having gum on her so people won’t ask

People ask anyways

Definitelyyyy is the girl who only hangs out with guys (no shade to girls who do)

Not bc she gets along better

But because of Sanji 🙁

Literally they’re there to protect her from him (can you tell I hate Sanji yet 😛)

Basic white girl BUT I STILL LOVE HER

Stan Nami ong

She would be so proud of her friends

“Nami I got a 90% on my tes-“

“YAYYY! WERE GOING OUT TO EAT!”

So supportive

Very erm

Tough love kinda gal

You definitely have to WORK to be her friend

Robin

I heavily headcannon that she speaks Russian. (I’m projecting 😊)

She would teach you Russian for sure

And be like

Super nice about it

I love Robin

She is so

🩷🩷

Guys hear me out

She is a cat person

Would always wear fuzzy socks

Prefers the cold

She is allergic to grass fight me

Does yoga I can feel it in my bones

Would do yoga with you

Definitely bakes

Her favorite show is something true crime related

Zoro

Cmon man

This guy is so likeable

Dyes his hair a different color every month depending on what the awareness for that month is

As in blue for child abuse awareness month and green for mental health awareness month and so on

But no one knows that that’s why

They just think its cool

But he knows

He knows.

And I just think he would be the kind of guy to help the teachers clean the classroom

Straight C student

Sleeps in class

Has neck problems

Complains about said neck problems

Cycle repeats

Everyones friend

Natural born leader fr

Every tía would pass him the baby

He’s incredibly good with kids and wants some of his own

BUT!!!!

He is asexual

DUN DUN DUNNNN

Makes fun one people to their face (me for real)

Sanji

I fucking hate Sanji. Not sorry! He is weird 😁🫶🏻

Would probably grab my ass

Would probably stare at my boobs

(I’m a well built gal)

Chopper

My son

I adopted him back in erm

1800

Yes

Mexicans existed in the 1800’s and I adopted him then so

Everything I say from now on is cannon bc he is my son :p

Paints his nails

Bites his nails

Has autism

Bc I said so

Definitely loves plain pasta

Like thats his favorite food

Brook

Erm

I don’t really like him either-

SIKE YOU THOUGHT

Bro is a stoner

No more questions

Tokes it up in the back of class

Gives no fucks if he gets caught

The kinda guy you wanna smoke your first joint with

Extremely good trip sitter

I feel like

I really feel like

I hope hope hope

He would dislike Sanji for being perverted and see that its bad and change his ways

💔💔💔💔

Brook recovery arc bc i say so

#brook redemption arc

Franky

The fun uncle

Everyone loves Franky

Loud drunk

Extremely loud drunk

Like

Noise complaint loud kinda drunk

Still funny as shit thought