#i had to buy new pants for work and i ended up crying in h&m and going home without anything
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eroticlizardfiction · 4 months ago
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Is there anything worse than clothes shopping on your period?
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namuneulbo · 1 year ago
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week ninety-one
i had tuesday and wednesday off this week and i had a morning shift on monday so afterwards i went shopping. i needed pyjamases and i found three !!!! i wont need anymore in a while. one was just a pair of pants, one was a pink barbie set and one was a black more lingerie-esque dress. i havent tried sleeping in the dress yet.
tuesday! i was off work! i went to watch oppenheimer w my dad in the evening. it was so good omg. i really liked it and god i love cillian murphy. i also found out ss height hehe i told him how tall i was weeks ago when he asked me but i never got to find out his. ive been thinking ab it a lot bc back then he said i wasnt much shorter than him so i held my expectations low but he exceeded. i think hes a very nice height :)
wednesday was piercing day!!! i got another piercing in my lobes. i went w t and we went by bus. we talked the entire way there and then we went for breakfast at a café and then we went shopping while waiting for our piercing appointments. i had a mozzarella and pesto filled croissant at the café and it was so good but the coffee i had was extremely mid. i got a phone case from tiger and i got a pair of loafers from h&m.
the piercing hurt more than i thought it would. my first lobes, and my first piercings ever, were made w a piercing gun and the pain was quick and not even really there. i healed just fine from them so i actually wanted to do that from the beginning but nowadays thats the same price as just going to an actual piercer so yk. afterwards me and t walked round a few places trying to find a restaurant. t suggested this pasta place and we went but they only had two things on the menu at that hour so we decided to look for more places and ending up where we always end up, hesburger.
i slept the entire bus ride home.
i woke up feeling like shit on thursday. i had sensed it a bit the evening before but it was really bad in the morning so i decided to call in sick from work. it was insane, dude. i first call this girl whose like a bit of an upper employee who was at work at that hour and she doesnt answer so i message her. i give her some time to reply and when she does she told me to call the boss. i absolutely despise talking to her. everything she says is said in such a negative and mean tone and shes always hissing. literally get teary-eyed whenever i talk to her im not even kidding and shes made me cry before. anyways, i call her and i tell her ive been feeling poorly all morning and she just hangs up? so i get pissed off and send the same thing through text. she doesnt reply but i never go to work that day and no one says anything ab it.
later in the day i go to the store to go buy soda and chips. i go for a little walk afterwards and it was very nice apart from the fact that i was wearing too much. i got home and just played a bunch of gta.
saturday! i had another work shift although it was shorter. it felt way longer though which is rare for mornings. i was supposed to go to the pharmacy after work to go buy a specific nose spray but ofc i forgot. i was already pissed off but i changed out of my work clothes and dressed up a bit and it made me feel better. i wore my new loafers.
i once again forgot to go to the pharmacy and realized after i already went shopping and ordered food so it was a bit panicky considering i got ice cream from the store. it turned out fine though although going to the pharmacy w a bag of fast food is something im not planning on doing again anytime soon.
today i had work for five hours in the morning... OR SO I THOUGHT. it was 10 minutes before my shift was ‘ending’ when my colleague walks up and asks when i want to go on my second break. i was like “what? i have two?” and he was like “u have three.” and i tell him i end in ten minutes and he was like “what? no ur not?” and we checked and i had indeed the wrong time. in my defense it was one of the lists that the boss said might change so i just had the old shift written down in my calendar TT i had to stay for another two hours... i managed though since yk,, it kind of helped getting through the hard part which are the early mid-hours thinking i was gonna go home soon and then after realizing my shift was longer it was still just two hours but it still annoyed me a lot.
ive been talking a lot w s. i reallyreally like talking to himmm and i still dont know if were flirting or not but like im def more on the positive side. yesterday he asked me if he should shave or not which i consider a thing guys only ask if they like u so :) im probably just bullshitting that though. i think weve got something though bc we literally talk all day everyday. ah, hes so fun.
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rreyie · 4 years ago
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summary- you think it’s about time to explore sex in your relationship. but will levi agree?
warnings- smut, unprotected sex, oral sex, dacryphilia, a little usage of pet names at the end
a/n- this fic is just basically canon levi if he was hornier, isayama confirmed he is in fact a sub so i’m doing what i can with that information
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*this work is a part of the 500 follower milestone special
bringing up this conversation wasn’t easy.
you had been dating levi for about a year now, since the rumbling had stopped. you two talked about getting married, buying a house, but somehow he had always seemed to avoid the topic of sex.
you knew he went through some stuff during his childhood which made him a little apprehensive to engaging in any physical contact. you were understanding of this and took things slow, which he seemed to appreciate. you’ve only suggested it once, but even then levi seemed oblivious to the fact that you were ready for the next step in your relationship.
you had eventually come to the conclusion that if you wanted this, you needed to be upfront with it and tell him directly what you needed.
you decided to make a move one night when you two were about to settle down for the night. levi was drinking a cup of tea while reading a rather large novel. he licked a finger and turned the page as you came walking into the bedroom.
“hey levi”, you say, climbing into bed next to him. “whatcha readin’?”
his head turned up to you, calm gaze meeting yours as he shut the book. “just something i found on the bookshelf. thought it would be interesting to read something other than documents relating to the war.”
you nodded and pulled the plush grey comforter over your body until it came up to your chest, and snuggled into levi’s body. you could feel him tense up a little bit, but then wrapped an arm around you and pulled you in closer.
gradually, you scooted your backside to the point where you were laying on his lap, head resting on his toned chest. the arm that was once wrapped around you was now resting on your head, fingers gliding though your hair. he placed a soft kiss on your head, and rubbed it.
you returned the favor, peppering small kisses along his jawline and on his cheeks. his face was rather cold, but you had gotten used to the feeling since you started to date him. you took a hand and brushed his raven hair out of the way of his forehead and kissed above his eyebrow and on his forehead. he moved his face so that his lips aligned with yours and pressed the back of your forehead so that lips would crash with his. levi had not always been a good kisser, but he learned once you told him what to do.
the kiss got deeper and deeper until you two were practically making out, something that rarely occurred between you two because he thought that making out was too sloppy for him. his tongue fought with yours, soft lips continuously bashing up against yours.
you pull away from the kiss, a look of discontent on levi’s face as he pulls you in again.
“wait, levi...” you say. “i-i wanted to try something new, only if you’re okay with it.”
his brows furrowed, and he sat himself up so that his back was against the headboard. “what?”
“well, i was thinking that we could take this a step further- only if you’re comfortable. i don’t want to make you scared or anything.” you could feel your cheeks begin to warm, but levi’s face was pale and for the most part emotionless as always.
he raised an eyebrow to this. “what exactly are you suggesting, y/n?”
you sigh, and take a deep breath. you anticipated that he wouldn’t know what you were talking about. but now that the time had finally come to be clear with your request, butterflies erupted in your stomach.
“i want to have sex.”
his silver eyes widened, and he took his hands off of you but still let you remain in the position you were in. that was an indication that he wasn’t too mad.
“well, i uh...” he stammered. “i haven’t really thought about it, actually i’ve never thought about it. it sounds gross-“
“oh okay then. i’ll go to bed then-“
“wait, no.” he interrupted. “i never said i didn’t want to. i just don’t know how...”
“that’s alright”, you say, straddling his hips. “i’ll show you what to do. just sit back and relax.”
you press a kiss to his lips once more before focusing your attention on his crotch covered by his thin pair of pajama pants. you slip a hand down into them just so your fingers grazed upon his cock.
“ah, oh god-“ levi chokes. your hand retreats.
“what’s wrong? did i hurt you..?”
“no...” he says. “i’m just- just not used to being touched like that.. please just keep going.”
you nodded and proceeded to move your curious fingers in between where his groin and boxers met, slipping your hand through his boxers where you could feel him. his cock was hot, throbbing and pulsating though his skin. you could see him wince, but that only made you go further.
you pulled his pants and boxers completely down so he was exposed. taking his length in your hand, you pump him slowly to try and get him hard. his tip began to become more prominent, the head turning a nice shade of red. a bead of white began to leak from his tip. you smeared it around, making him fist the sheets eagerly. he mumbled a few curses under his breath.
“enjoying that?” you ask in a half teasing voice. this made him flash a warning glare at you. you never knew that he would enjoy a handjob this much, being the one who was grossed out by the idea of intercourse.
he wasn’t necessarily a large guy down there, hence being malnourished as a child. but you weren’t going to judge yet, you haven’t even gotten to get him inside of you.
you figured that you had been fisting him long enough that he probably wanted something more that the hand, so you lowered your head down to his groin and put your tongue right on the tip. it was hot underneath the slippery flesh of your tongue, but that was exactly how you liked it. you gently licked him starting from the bottom of his throbbing shaft up, making a groan slip from his mouth. your head shot up instantly, smirking at the sight of levi panting even though you’ve done almost nothing.
you continue and begin to slide your mouth around his cock, and his eyes began to roll into the back of his head. it was almost funny how sensitive he was, seeing how his tongue started to hang out of his mouth as you continued to envelope him.
“f-fuck...” he whined. you chuckled, sending the vibrations through his cock and making him thrust his hips into you, tip hitting the back of your throat. you lifted your head up from him and coughed, levi pouting because you had stopped your ministrations.
“ready to actually get into it?” you ask him, beginning to unbutton your shirt. his eyes were half-lidded, likely as a result of the pleasure he was just immersed in. a little bit of drool hung out of his mouth, cheeks heated and a shade of red. he looked so pretty like this, all fucked out even though you’ve only blown him for all of five minutes.
his gaze focused on your chest as you slid out of your nightshirt. he had seen you naked plenty of times before, but it seemed to just feel different tonight. perhaps less innocent then the past few times.
“lay down for me, and just relax”, you say to him as he nods and lays himself down on the mattress of your bed. you pushed your panties to the side to reveal your mound, already somewhat wet from the past activity. levi gulped and grabbed your hips to drag them on top of his.
“if anything i do is uncomfortable, please just tell me”, you said as you began to sink down on his length. his grey eyes rolled into the back of his head, grabbing the sheets even harder than before.
“ah-oh fuck-“ he groaned. his words were strained as if someone was choking him. but your hands weren’t on his throat, they were intertwined with his to have something to hold on to. it made it seem more intimate, more close than you two have ever been.
you started to bounce yourself on his lap, feeling him slide between your walls. though he wasn’t necessarily well endowed, he still managed to fit nice and snug inside of you.
“h-how’s it feel, love?” you ask him. but he can’t speak right now, since the new sensations are taking over his body. his balls are starting to tighten, blood rushing to his dick. “i get it baby boy, you’re feeling new things.”
all of a sudden, you see a little tear drop from his left eye and run down the heated flesh of his cheek. a barely audible sob escapes his lips, jet black hair all in his face and splayed out on the pillow.
“oh... you’re crying?” you ask, a soothing tone in your voice, but you don’t stop your bouncing. “it’s alright.” you take your thumb and place it on his cheek, wiping the tear away.
“j-j-just feels... so good...” he stutters, voice cracking with each word.
“i know, i know”, you coo. “i’m taking good care of you. just try- try to relax.”
your pace quickens and his grip around your hands seems to tighten, another moan failing to stifle from his mouth. his moans were so goddamn pretty, they weren’t like most men. they were gentle and quiet, breathy and somewhat high pitched. well fuck, what else did you expect? he’s always pretty.
“think i’m- m’ gonna cum” he gasps. and to be honest, you were about to as well.
“i know baby, but can you wait a moment? just for me?” you ask. “just gotta- oh my god, right there-!” you yelp as you tilt your angle and find out exactly where levi can hit your sweet spot.
the repeated motions are enough to send you over the edge, making you twitch as levi lets out another cry and spills himself into you, not even caring to pull out. his tongue was hanging out of his mouth, a bit of drool at the tip. he was like a dog, completely at your mercy.
after you’ve come down from your high, you take a look at how levi was holding up. a sweet smile forms on your face as you notice how he is, panting with cum littering his abdomen.
laying down next to him, you brush a few strands of hair out of his pale face. his tired, hooded eyes look up to you, an amazed expression painted on his face.
“you did so well. i’m proud, levi”, you say sweetly, placing a kiss on his soft lips.
he kissed you back briefly, but the moment soon was cut short after he realized how much cum was everywhere. he shot up from his position and immediately sprung off the bed.
“levi what are you-“
“fuck, there’s cum absolutely everywhere”, he groaned. “get these sheets in the laundry while i clean up. then hop in with me, we’re gonna sleep on the couch tonight, alright?”
you giggle. though you did like levi when he was all sweet and submissive, you had to admit that you did miss his bossy side.
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ackerlert · 4 years ago
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Pairings: Porco x fem reader x sugar daddy!zeke
Summary: University reader becomes Zeke’s sugar baby after meeting each other at her work, which is a stripper, ofc. Eventually develops a relationship with Porco Galliard, of whom Zeke employs ;)
TW: alcohol usage, oral (m / f receiving), food (icing) play, mirror sex, phone sex
You needed some money during college, and tutoring stupid high schoolers wasn’t making the bills. Plus, you couldn’t put up with their slowness one second longer.
When Sasha took you out for a night at the strip club to relieve some stress, her joke that you could always make bank shaking your ass for old men actually sounded quite appealing. It was a lot more fun than tutoring, anyways. 
Out of curiosity, you found yourself browsing the internet for openings at nearby nightclubs. Soon you were watching YouTube videos of strippers going through their daily routine, counting their tips, and describing their success in the industry. You were hooked.
You ask Hitch to take pole dancing lessons with you, and she doesn't suspect any of your true intentions, since this was on your bucket list of things to do together.
Soon you secured yourself a job at a local strip club. The first person you confided in was, unsurprisingly, Hitch. She was surprised you actually pursued being a stripper, but the shock didn't really last for long considering her knowledge of your freaky tendencies.
Hitch advised you to be careful, and she was particularly worried about how you would manage to fit this new job into your tight school schedule.
It was simple: you would take your classes, do your assignments, and report to your job at night. You’d work through the closing shift and get back to your shared apartment with Mikasa, Sasha, and Hitch sometime past 2am.
Zeke is a regular.
He gives you larger tips than any of the other girls.
He even pays for private sessions, which consist of you dancing for him mostly an hour at a time.
Eventually you two fuck it out in a booth of the club.
He asks if you'd like to “do this again sometime”. Naturally, you agreed. He exchanges phone numbers with you and asks for your cashapp. 
Blushing because you didn't realize he intended on compensating you for your arrangement, you agree to give him your account number.
You and Zeke continue this for a couple months, growing more addicted to the orgasms he gives you every time.
You had two generous sources of income now.
You found out a lot about zeke: he owned a decently large company, fucked a lot of women before he met you, and he was even more freaky than yourself. 
One day after a session with Zeke, you're sprawled out on the side of his bed, toying with the golden hair that trailed down his torso, and staring up at the ceiling, mind completely fucked out.
“I have a business event coming up soon,” Zeke states.
You hum in approval, not expecting zeke to continue on.
“It’s plus one.” He pauses, “I was wondering if you would like to join me.”
You turn your head to look at Zeke, almost asking him to repeat himself. Was this like a date thing?
Zeke turned to look at you too. His eyes glossed over at the sight of your surprised face and post-sex hair floating around the crown of your head. He smirked, visualizing the way he had made that sex hair. Gripping your h/c locks and pulling your head back, pounding into you from behind.
Your lips were swollen from being stretched around his thick cock, making him cum round after round. Now they were parted, unsure as what to make of his question.
Zeke repeated himself, “Are you free next Saturday?”
“Y-yes. I’m free.” You said, “I would love to go to your work thing with you.” A smile graced your lips. He fucking loved that smile. Loved seeing it bloom on your face when your eyes rolled to the back of your head, begging to take more of his cock.
“Alright,” he grabbed for his phone, pulling up the information from his calendar. Your phone dinged, no doubt zeke sending you over the event details. “It’s formal attire. Do you need to buy something to wear?” He glanced up lovingly from the screen at you for a mere second. “Fuck it, never mind that.” His eyes reconcentrated back onto the phone. Your phone dinged again, the familiar melody of the cashapp notification filling your ears.
“Let’s take you shopping, princess.” His legs swung over the side of the bed. A back completely full of endless scratches faced you while he stretched those long arms of his. His back muscles rippled as he did so, the sight making your stomach flutter with butterflies. 
“Wait!” You say desperately and propping yourself up on the bed. You didn't intend on opening your mouth, but now you had to commit to it.
Zeke side glanced at you, acknowledging your pathetic request.
“Let me suck you off one more time,” you said. You added, “before we go.” A husky chuckle escaped from zeke’s throat. “Such a slut for me.” “What a good girl, knowing just the way to make me hard.”
Porco and you meet each other at the business event, it’s an instant click. He’s employed by Zeke. Soon you're exchanging numbers with him.
These business parties became more frequent with Zeke. And every time, Porco was there. You two would sneak off to help yourself to drinks while Zeke was bombarded with potential buyers inquiring about his product.
Porco makes you laugh so much. Honestly, it’s probably the alcohol, but every joke he cracked earned a cute giggle from you. It only made him harder for you than he already was.
“I could go a lot longer than him, you know.” He whispers in your ear.
Sooner than later you’re texting Zeke that the alcohol was killing your stomach, and you just had to get out of there right away. 
Porco didn’t wait to stick his strong hands in your pants when you tumbled into the taxi.
“Gonna take you away from that old man’s dick, yeah baby? Give you this big cock like you deserve?”
You make it back to his large apartment, practically humping his clothed leg on the elevator ride.
By the time you’re inside his place, your panties are soaked and the black lace Zeke bought you is falling from your shoulders.
Porco throws you on the bed, not leaving you any time to remove your heels. 
He climbs over you and just starts completely obliterating you with open mouthed kisses across your collarbone.
You don't fail to notice the mirror above Porco’s large bed, seeing the way he straddles over your small body.
Porco sits up from his position on the end of the bed and grabs for your ankles, yanking you closer to him. Just as he hums into your folds, a buzzing emerges from your purse in the middle of the living room.
“Shit,” you say, recognizing the pattern as Zeke’s contact. “It’s Zeke,” you groan.
“Answer the phone, pretty girl.” Porco says with a devilish smirk.
“Wha-?!” Your face fills with terror.
“I said answer the phone.” Porco grows stricter in tone.
“O-ok” your hands shake as you make your way across the floor to where your purse was.” As you accept the call, Porco motions you back to the bed.
You nod, doing as he says.
“Hey princess,” Zeke says with a smile on the end of the phone.
“Hi,” you say shakily. Porco gives you a menacing look.
“Not feeling good?” Zeke refers to your text. 
You let out a shy “Nuh-uh” in response.
“I’m sorry baby,” Zeke says, “I can pick you up so you can spend the night with me in case you feel any worse.”
“No!-“ You say startled, “I mean, no, my girlfriends have me all bundled up back at my apartment.”
Silence from Zeke.
“Oh, well, that’s too bad.” He adds, “I wanted to make you feel a little better than they could tonight.”
You look at Porco, a little intimidated by his intense stare on you. He can hear Zeke’s toying with you from the other end of the phone. He nods, urging you to play along.
You giggle softly, a bad attempt at sounding sicker than usual.
“Really? How so?” Porco slides down the edge of the bed, focused on your legs.
Zeke clears his throat, obviously getting off at the anticipation of phone sex.
Some shuffling is heard on the other end of the phone before Zeke says, “You know, maybe cook you some food. That layered strawberry cake you like yeah?”
You hum in satisfaction, but quickly noticed how your approval angered Porco.
He aggressively pushes your legs apart, eyeing your wetness.
“Use that icing on you.” Zeke says, “Make you filthy when I run it over that pretty body of yours. I’d fucking lick it off you because you taste so good.”
Porco starts to kitten lick between your folds, earning a whimper from you.
You imagine Zeke piping the vanilla icing onto your torso as he pushes himself into you, smearing it across your breasts and stomach with his rough hands.
The pressure between your legs rises as the licks grow longer and rougher across your clit. Porco suckles on that bundle of nerves, and you can’t help but cry out a moan.
The sounds from Zeke’s side of the phone indicate he’s jerking off vigorously at this point. “Say my name, kitten.”
You look wildly down at Porco, who stops his motions to shake his head at you. No way he’d let you moan another man’s name on his own bed.
“Daddy,,” you drawl out. You earn approval from Porco, who resumes lapping at your pussy.
Porco taps your thigh, indicating to you that it was time to hang up on Zeke, who hadn’t cum yet. 
“Oh gosh, Zeke baby” you start, “One of the girls is coming in i have to go-“
“Wait, y/n-“ but you didn't let him finish. You sigh with relief knowing you can fully indulge in Porco now. He grips your thighs roughly, leaving bruises to be discovered tomorrow.
“What’s Zeke doing now, huh?” “Pumping his weak cock thinking about this tight little pussy of yours?” “I wonder what he’d think if he knew your pussy was taking my tongue so well right now. Acting like such a whore for somebody else.”
Porco pulls himself off of your sweaty body, panting and licking up your wetness. 
His eyes are dead set on you, and you felt small under his glare. His hands grab under your arms, quickly flipping your positions. “Bounce on me for it,” he growls.
You nod eagerly, situating yourself above him. Your face reddens as you align your entrance up to him, nervous about his judgement. 
Porco softens, noticing your hesitance, “It’s okay baby girl,” His warm hands caress the side of your cheek, thumb grazing your plump lips, “You’re doing really good,” Porco looks earnestly up at you, flashing you a soft grin. You press into his hold on you, strands of hair covering your forehead that tangled around Porco’s fingers.
You finally push yourself down on Porco’s length, his large girth stretching you full. Porco moans at the new feeling, and you can’t help but whimper at the burning pleasure. Your hands roam around Porco’s strong torso, feeling down his thick abs and rubbing circles into his sides. A low groan emits from his chest, and you admire his expressions from above.
You begin moving along his hard length, his tip hitting just the right spot each time. Keeping a slow pace, you tease Porco a little longer, but he’s quick to bark at you to go faster. You let out a playful giggle, “Okay, you’re the boss.” “Doing so good putting Zeke in his place, hm?”
Porco groans at your words, and you swore he was growing larger inside of you at the thought of demoting his Zeke.
Your movements quicken and Porco continues to let out strings of curses.
“Yeah ride my cock baby, just like that. Just like you do for Zeke.”
The thought of another man puts butterflies in your stomach, and you feel yourself falter. 
Porco doesn’t miss a beat, however. He quickly thrusts up into you, earning a gasp from your mouth. His hands fly to your sides, balancing you while he does all the work. You whimper at his rapid pace, nearing your climax.
“Porco,” you moan, “I-ah, g’nna cum.”
“Ok, baby,” he says in between thrusts, “Cum then.” 
That was all you needed to hear before spilling your release over Porco.
He continued to milk you out, eventually finishing not too long after. He lets you fall on top of his frame, palms rubbing circles into your and easing you from your high.
“Good job, y/n.” You lift your head up to look at Porco’s face. He smiles back at you tenderly. “Alright let’s clean you up.” 
He settles you on the bed next to his side and slides off the bed to grab a clean towel from the linen closet and discard the condom in the trash. You watch his muscle-y body move across the apartment floors, his clear focus on grabbing the right things for you. 
He comes back with an iced water and starts cleaning up your thighs. 
“Oh, you don’t have to do that,” you smile, “I can do it myself.”
He looks up at you, eyebrows screwed up in confusion, “What? No, I’m doing it.” He continues his work at cleaning you off. 
“..oh, ok.” You say shyly, butterflies in your stomach from his actions. 
“Does he not do this for you?” Porco asks, not looking up from fixing up the sheets below you.
You replied slowly, “No, not really.”
Porco sighed, “He’s such a selfish dick.”
You laugh at Porco’s attitude. But now that you think about it, Zeke was always thinking about himself. The thought passed as soon as it came, and you did consider the fact that he was paying you.
Porco nestled himself on the side of you after he was done, grunting a little from his tired state. His big arms hugged around your smaller body as he pulled you in close.
“Porco?” You called.
“Hm?”
“Thank you,” you muffled into his chest.
Porco blushed at your comment, but simply toughed it over and patted your ruffled hair, “Mhm”.
A few pings were heard from your cell phone as you drifted into sleep, no doubt from Zeke, and each time Porco pulled you in tighter. A smile curled crept onto your lips, “It’s not like I’m gonna leave, Pokko,” you giggled.
“Good,” he said, “I wasn’t planning on letting you anyways.”
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oscars-wifeyyy · 4 years ago
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The Innocent 17
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The group sat at a table during lunch, discussing how they were going to wash the money, but they weren't able to come up with a solution until Jasmine came into the picture. Monse looked at Jasmien in alert, "what are you doing?"
"Chopping it up and chowing it down with my crew!" Jasmine said, "is it my pits? I just switched to natural deodorant," Jasmine smelled her pits as she sat down, "I knew that shit didn't work,"
"We need a rain check," Ruby said.
"Nothing personal, but it's personal," Monse said.
"What's on the agenda? Cleaning some green?" Jasmine looked at Monse, knowingly.
"How do you know?" Jamal asked as Jasmine lifted up his notebook with the exact words of what they were doing as the crew looked at Jamal with a face, "what? I'm a visual thinker,"
"Don't get your chonies in a twist. Ain't nobody worried about a few dollars," Jasmine said, but saw everybody look away, "it's not a few dollars? Are you guys involved with the Freeridge Savings Heist? Don't tell me, I don't wanna know. What you should know is you don't wanna get involved in that shit. It's marked money,"
"Thanks for the useless info dump, but we need to get back to our crisis," Monse turned to Jamal, Ruby, and Elizabeth, "how are we going to clean the money?"
"Money Bunny, Money Bunny," Jasmine sang as Jamal did the beat on the table, "gotta hop to it fast and get your money,"
"Money Bunny is a shitty company that takes advantage of people who have no other way to get money from one place to another. It's a racket and-" Monse stopped in realization, "a great idea!"
"Yes! Outgoing dinero, incoming clean clams! Minus the three percent fee, scrub-a-dub, bitches!" Jasmine yelled out.
"Ok, I'm not following," Ruby said.
"Ok, say Jamal want to help a certain fashion challenged friend new fits," Jasmine coughed out Monse's name, "Money Bunny takes his hundie and they give Jamal a code. Then Jamal gives the code to monoboob Monse, takes it to the store and, bam! She's got 100 bucks to ditch the sports bra and buy some lace. Underwires your friend, girl," Jasmine booped Monse's nose.
"But wire fraud. That's a felony that carries at least five years," Ruby said
"I'm in," Monse said.
"Me too," Jamal nodded.
"Me three," Elizabeth shrugged, "I just want Cesar to be safe,"
"Do you want this nightmare to stop?" Monse asked Ruby as he nodded, "then we go big or Cesar never goes home,"
Ruby nodded, "I'm in,"
"Damn! You guys are ride or die! But you still gotta be 18 to send and receive the dough, so you guys got some fake IDs? No, no, no. Don't tell me. I'm law enforcement," Jasmine shook her head.
"But you just taught us how to commit wire fraud," Jamal said, confused.
"Because, sometimes, I like to get dirty and straddle things, like the line. I'm a complicated woman, Jamal," Jasmine sat up.
"Which means you probably know how to get a fake ID," Elizabeth smirked.
"No!" Jasmine scoffed, "no way, I don't. But Mona Mardukas has a guy," Jasmine held out her fake ID as everyone smirked.
It was after school and they went to a house that Jasmine guided them to. They knocked on the door and a Hispanic man answered the door as Jamal screamed no as if it was the end of the world.
"You want three IDs?" the man asked.
"I texted you. We need four," Jasmine said.
"I only see three people,"
"Oh, don't act like you don't see me standing here, Chivo!" Jamal scoffed.
"I'm ghosting you," Chivo sang
"Chivo? As in Chivo Chivo?" Elizabeth asked, causing Jamal to hum.
"No. Chivo as in Chivo Ramirez,"
After everyone got their IDs and got home, Elizabeth did all her homework during her electives and was able to get a week off so she had some time to hang out with her friends and Oscar. She unlocked her door to see Oscar inside sitting on the couch so she smiled and sat down next to him, leaning her head on his shoulder, "how was your day?" "It was good, mamita," Oscar grinned, "better now that you're here with me. How was hanging out with your friends?"
"It was good. Didn't really do much except talk and stuff," Elizabeth stood up with her hand out, "c'mon, let's go bake some stuff since I got a week off from both Dwayne's and the taco joint,"
"You did? Good. You need a break," Oscar stood up, kissing her head.
The two were in the kitchen trying to make cookies, but it ended up with a flour fight and music playing as they danced around the kitchen. They didn't hear the door unlock as her mother walked in, pushing her father inside. The parents watched as the two danced with flour all over their hair, face, and clothes, Leticia with tears in her eyes as she saw the pure love between the two and Armando with a look of approval once he saw the look in Oscar's eyes.
The couple saw the parents and jumped away from each other as if they were caught doing something bad. Elizabeth saw the tears coming down her mother's face, "ma? What's wrong?"
Leticia laughed, "nothing, mija, nothing at all,"
Elizabeth looked in concern, but looked around her as well, "oh... we will clean this up right now. Oscar! Start cleaning,"
Oscar looked at Elizabeth weirdly, "you start cleaning too then!"
It was after school the next day and the crew went to get the money in so they could get clean money. Jasmine and Monse went inside a Money Bunny to get the money as Ruby, Jamal, and Elizabeth waited outside. The two girls came out and motioned for the boys and girl to follow so they followed and Monse pulled out the cash. It worked. So now they were on their way back when Prophets rolled up.
"Hey, Monse!" A voice called out, "where is that bitch ass boyfriend of yours at?"
"We already know he ain't at your pops spot no more, so where he at, then?" The Prophet asked then the group chuckled, "yeah, and we already know what's up with you, Ruby and Elizabeth...bang!" The four flinched, "santo killer, though."
Everyone was at home except for Elizabeth and Ruby. Elizabeth went to Oscar's place while Ruby went to Chivo's place. When Elizabeth arrived at Oscar's place, she ran inside and started hyperventilating. Sad Eyes, Rico, and Lorca were there while Oscar was out doing some things for the Santos so they quickly grabbed her and put her on the couch. Elizabeth wouldn't stop until Sad Eyes went up to her and held her cheeks.
"Hermanita, you need to slow your breathing. Follow me," Elizabeth nodded and tried to follow Sad Eyes breathes until she finally calmed down, "now, tell us what happened."
"I-i-i was with my friends and-and-and the P-Prophets rolled up on us and they knew m-my name! They knew me and h-how I got shot and when is this going to end! Guys, I just want all of us out of here and in a place where we don't have to worry about this!" Elizabeth ranted as the door opened and Oscar walked in to see Elizabeth crying.
He dropped everything and kneeled in front of Elizabeth, "hey, hey, babe. What happened? Who did this?"
"I just want everything to stop," Elizabeth let the tears roll down her cheek, "all this violence and everything. I want us out of here. You, Cesar, my friends, Sad Eyes, Rico, Lorca. I just want us out,"
"Ok, ok, ok," Oscar cooed at his lover, "one day we are going to have a house and you're going to be an athletic trainer and I'm going to be doing whatever job that will hire me. We can get one big house with everybody inside, including your ma and pops. One day, we are going to have it all,"
It was the next two weeks and Elizabeth stayed with Oscar those weeks as the two just held each other at night, not knowing what was going to happen the next day. Ruby and Jamal texted her asking where she was at so she just replied that she was with Oscar, but they told her that Monse didn't go to school. Elizabeth went to Monse's house with snacks and things as the two cried after Ruby and Jamal left.
Night fell and she went back to Oscar's place to see him working on his car so she went behind him and wrapped her arms around him. He continued doing what he was doing, but stopped as he heard footsteps so he quickly pulled Elizabeth between him and the car while pointing his gun to see Cesar panting. Elizabeth sighed out a breath of relief and ran to hug the boy that was like a brother to her.
Oscar grimaced while tucking the gun away, "get outta here,"
"I need protection," Cesar said.
"You came to the wrong place," Oscar said, wiping his hands.
"I found Latrelle," Cesar said as Oscar stopped and turned back to his little brother, "I went to go finish the job,"
"And?" Oscar waited.
Cesar looked away, "the gun jammed,"
Oscar turned back to the car, "you're oh for two. Ain't gonna be number three. Go," Oscar said with finality.
"Where?! I have nowhere to go!" Cesar yelled.
"Not my problem," Oscar said.
"Not your problem?" Cesar had tears in his eyes.
"There's nothing I can do for you. It's not just about you anymore. Everyone you care about is in jeopardy if you stay, so leave, and don't come back" Cesar started walking out.
"You know what, Oscar?" Cesar said walking back, "you should've handled this for me. You're not just my big brother. You're my big homie,"
"Shut the hell up," Oscar walked up to Cesar.
"You could've taken out Latrelle, but instead you sent me! You sent me to do it!" Cesar pushed Oscar away.
"Hey! Do you know what the hell you did? How badly you messed up? Hey." Oscar shook Cesar, "you put me in an impossible situation with Cuchillos,"
"Oscar, please," Cesar hugged Oscar tightly, "I don't know what to do,"
Oscar quickly whispered a plan into his ear before pretending like he was going to leave Cesar out to dry, "hey, hey. I love you, mano. But you're done," Oscar fixed Cesar's clothes, "happy birthday," Cesar started leaving, but Oscar started speaking, "you need to do something bigger than the mess you made,"
Cesar walked back, "what?"
"To undo this, you gotta do something bigger to prove yourself,"
"What if I got you fifty grand?" Cesar asked.
Oscar looked confused, "where are you gonna get cash like that?"
"What if he already had it?" Elizabeth asked.
"I'm listening," Oscar looked at Cesar.
"Our friends found the RollerWorld money. They washed it, including Elizabeth," Cesar said, "it's clean,"
"RollerWorld? Don't shit me!" Oscar spat, but Cesar and Elizabeth shook their heads, "for real? RollerWorld? Is that why your boy kept asking about Lil Ricky?" Cesar nodded, "damn. Damn! How far are you willing to go?" "I'll do anything," Cesar said.
"Then this is what we're going to do. I'll run the plan through Cuchillos. Without a blessing, there is no point in taking the risk. You gotta be incredibly careful. Your friends have to think that you're going away forever. This protects them and if anything happens to you, they won't know you're dead. Make it look like you're leaving. When it's clear, I'll be there. You make contact with the Prophets and I'll exchange your clean money with the marked bills from the Freeridge Savings Heist,"
It was the next day and the plan was in full motion and Elizabeth was away for most of it because she had a shift at the taco joint until four pm. After her shift, she took her penny board and skated to Oscar's house since Ruby and Jamal were there with Oscar and Cesar. She just walked inside and set her stuff down on the couch, walking to the dining room table and putting a hand on Oscar's shoulder.
"You gave out RollerWorld money to the Prophets!" Jamal yelled.
"No, I gave them the marked bills, from the Freeridge Savings robbery," Oscar put down the lime.
"Oh, thank God," Jamal sighed, "for a second, I thought you gave our money away,"
"Nah, nah. I didn't give your money away. You gave your money away. And now it's mine," Oscar held Elizabeth's hand, giving it a kiss, "hola, bebe. How was work?"
"It was good," Elizabeth kissed his bald head, "nothing exciting,"
"Ruby! Turn me to Jamal," Monse's voice sounded through the phone, "am I hearing this correctly? You used all of our money for nothing? Even my 50k?"
"It wasn't for nothing," Jamal argued, "it was for Cesar, and yes, even your 50k," Jamal mocked Monse.
"Turn me to Spooky," Jamal turned the camera to Cesar, "more, I still can see him," Jamal turned it more to face Elizabeth and Spooky, "Hey, Elizabeth. Anyway, Spooky. I did not sign off on my 50 grand of that gift to you. Can you be decent and give it back?"
"No," Spooky smirked.
"This is bullshit," Monse seethed.
"Look on the bright side. Cesar's alive," Oscar smirked at Cesar.
"Hurray! Turn me to him," Monse said sarcastically.
"No, no," Cesar started, but Oscar already turned the phone to him.
"You might be alive, but you're dead to me," Monse said.
"Monse, I am so-" Monse ended the call, "dead,"
"Spooky, do you really think that giving the Prophets a bunch of marked bills was wise? Once one of their guys gets arrested then they'll know it was you. And by extension, us," Ruby said.
Oscar looked at Ruby, weirdly, "they would never connect it to you," Oscar smirked.
"I still don't understand why you needed to cheat us," Jamal said
"I didn't. I did exactly what you wanted. I saved Cesar," Oscar nodded.
"But you knew you were gonna do that before you took our cash," Jamal said.
"And your point is?"
"Taking our money is unscrupulous," Jamal said.
"How many times do I gotta spell this out for you?" Spooky said, annoyed now, "your money is actually my money. It belongs to the Santos,"
"Oh! You really want to play that game? Well, if we get into logistics, it's really Prophets money that you stole from us!" Jamal yelled.
"Well, actually, it's a bunch of random people's money who paid way too much for a bad concert," Ruby reasoned.
"Shalamar's the shit! These people probably didn't pay enough," Jamal said.
"Relax," Oscar said, "we're not gonna forget you helped us,"
"I don't care about your goodwill! I want my money!" Jamal yelled
"But I cooked for you,"
Elizabeth looked at the table and only saw ceviche, "baby, you only did ceviche," she started laughing, "the juices do all the cooking,"
Once Ruby and Jamal left, Elizabeth walked to the refrigerator and pulled out two beers and an iced tea to bring it out to the dining room. She set the drinks down as she sat on Oscar's lap. Everyone cracked their drinks open and cheersed.
"Hey, thank you," Cesar said.
"It was no problem," Oscar had a small smile.
"I'm not talking about the food," Cesar paused, "I don't say this very often, but I, uh,"
Oscar cut him off, "I know,"
"I'm not made for this life, Oscar," Cesar shook his head, "listen to me, please. When that gun jammed, God gave me a second chance. And I can't ignore it,"
"And?" Oscar said.
"And I never want to be a liability to you ever again," there was a brief silence, "I love you, mano, but I am not a killer,"
The three continued on in silence, eating until Cesar excused himself to sleep. After that day, the next couple days have been spent doing multiple homework assignments, work, and sleeping. It was stressful, but Elizabeth felt fine as she was back into her place once she felt safer to go back and not put her mother in danger.
Monse had told Elizabeth about her going into an all girls boarding school after the year was over and she couldn't be more happier for Monse. Elizabeth wanted to ask her what was going on with her and Cesar, but she knew it wasn't her place to ask so she let it go and decided to let them handle it for themselves. It was night time and Elizabeth was hanging out with Cesar, Oscar, and some Santos as Oscar was telling a story. She stood in front of Oscar with his arm around her shoulder, going across her chest as he smoked a cigarette and drank a beer.
"So she pissed the bed," everybody laughed, "you know what my boy, Angel, does? He piss on the bed too," Elizabeth laughed as she scrunched her nose at the details.
The noise stopped when the group caught sight of Monse so Elizabeth smiled at Monse and mouthed good luck as she nudged Oscar to take everyone inside. "Hey," Oscar said to the boys and all of them except for Cesar walked inside.
After a few moments, Cesar came inside and into his room so Elizabeth stood up from the couch, giving Oscar a kiss on the cheek, before whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna check on him,"
Oscar nodded, continuing with his conversation, as Elizabeth walked to Cesar's room to see him with tears going down his cheeks so she sat down and rubbed his back, "What did she say?"
"She said that she forgave me," Cesar sniffled, "but if I did it even when I loved her then what else would I do,"
Elizabeth nodded, "she makes a good point. Look, Cesar, all I can really say is move on and I know it's easier said than done, but one day you're going to be super happy with a girl that you're going to marry. It can be Monse or it won't be, we don't know, but you can't not live your life," that was when Elizabeth softly smiled at the young boy before leaving the room and continuing with the conversation in the living room with her boyfriend and the Santos.
It was the next day and Cesar and Elizabeth were walking out of school when they met up with Jasmine, Monse, Ruby, and Jamal in the front. "The cash, the drugs, the guns, and illegal ferrets. The place was a scene. It was sick!"
"But why are all the Prophets getting arrested?" Ruby asked.
"Remember the robbery at Freeridge Savings? The guys in the monster masks? Well, that money was marked and we've been tracking any money spent. First, we caught Mr. Gutierrez in his liquor store with the dough. Turns out that money was from a customer. And when those marked bills started popping up all around the town right before the Prophets hood day, we were able to trace it right back to them. So now the Prophets are no mas," Jasmine smiled.
"All of them?" Ruby asked.
"Hell, yeah! We took them all down. The Prophets are Donezel Washington,"
"Holy, shit!"
"Actually, check out this link. It's got the best footages," Jasmine showed the phone to them, showing the Prophets sitting on the curb with Latrelle in handcuffs going to the back of the car.
"Yeah. He's going away for a long time," Jasmine put a hand on Ruby as well as look at Elizabeth, "hey, yo, Esteban! Why no call back? I don't send pictures of my chonies to no phonies!"
Everybody turned to the two people that were shot in the group, "how are you guys feeling?"
"I don't know how to explain it, but it feels surreal. I don't understand the violence and all that because we're not worrying about Cesar's life or anything big," Elizabeth sighed.
"We lost sight of the bigger picture. We should be grateful that we have our friends and family with us," Ruby continued, "it's time to move on,"
"Agreed," Monse said, "I'm leaving Freeridge," the guys turned back, "I'm starting boarding school at the end of summer,"
"Wait! Are you serious?" Cesar asked
"Not talking to you," Monse sighed.
"But you forgave me," Cesar said.
"I changed my mind. Anyway, I finally realized that it doesn't matter if any of you are on Team Monse because I'm on team Monse. And that's all I need so...I'm out," Monse shrugged.
There was a silence until Jamal broke it, "ok,"
"Good luck," Ruby said.
"Hope you have a fun time," Elizabeth grinned.
"Ok? Good luck?" Monse said Elizabeth didn't matter to her since she already knew and has been supportive.
"Yeah, you've left before," Ruby said.
"Writing camp, Brentwood," Jamal listed, "this is schmuck bait, you always come back,"
"Not this time," Monse said, "I'm gone for good. Things just aren't the same around here and I think we've outgrown each other,"
"Ruby, what kind of snacks you got at home?" Jamal asked Ruby, "did your mom get that good spinach dip from Costco?"
"No, better. She got the jalapeno artichoke," Ruby grinned.
"Oh! The extra creamy one that you gotta use the thick chips for?" Elizabeth asked, excited.
"She picked those up too!"
"I'm serious!" Monse said aloud.
"So are we! That dip's bomb," Jamal said.
"Are you even listening to me? I'm really out of here, I'm done with the gangs and bullshit and the nonstop drama that you always get me into," Monse accused.
Ruby stuttered, looking around as if she wasn't talking to them, "we get you into?"
Monse mocked him, "yeah."
"Goodbye," Ruby said.
"Uh, no, no, no," Jamal stopped Ruby, "you shouldn't say goodbye. 'Cause I want to. Buh-bye!" Jamal waved.
Elizabeth laughed at their antics, "boys, stop teasing and let's go,"
"Assholes," Monse muttered.
"Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we all take a breath," Cesar tried to defuse the situation.
"Shut up! No one is talking to you!" Monse said.
"Ok," Cesar backed up, "we'll see you when you get back,"
"Yeah, good luck trying to survive on your own. Without me, you guys are done. There'll be no one to save you," Monse motioned to Cesar.
At that moment, Elizabeth zoned out since she already knew what was going to happen with the whole argument, but when Monse finally started walking away, there was a bag thrown over her head as well as the boys and she was thrown into a van. They were screaming Monse's name until they heard Monse's yell too.The group sat at a table during lunch, discussing how they were going to wash the money, but they weren't able to come up with a solution until Jasmine came into the picture. Monse looked at Jasmien in alert, "what are you doing?"
"Chopping it up and chowing it down with my crew!" Jasmine said, "is it my pits? I just switched to natural deodorant," Jasmine smelled her pits as she sat down, "I knew that shit didn't work,"
"We need a rain check," Ruby said.
"Nothing personal, but it's personal," Monse said.
"What's on the agenda? Cleaning some green?" Jasmine looked at Monse, knowingly.
"How do you know?" Jamal asked as Jasmine lifted up his notebook with the exact words of what they were doing as the crew looked at Jamal with a face, "what? I'm a visual thinker,"
"Don't get your chonies in a twist. Ain't nobody worried about a few dollars," Jasmine said, but saw everybody look away, "it's not a few dollars? Are you guys involved with the Freeridge Savings Heist? Don't tell me, I don't wanna know. What you should know is you don't wanna get involved in that shit. It's marked money,"
"Thanks for the useless info dump, but we need to get back to our crisis," Monse turned to Jamal, Ruby, and Elizabeth, "how are we going to clean the money?"
"Money Bunny, Money Bunny," Jasmine sang as Jamal did the beat on the table, "gotta hop to it fast and get your money,"
"Money Bunny is a shitty company that takes advantage of people who have no other way to get money from one place to another. It's a racket and-" Monse stopped in realization, "a great idea!"
"Yes! Outgoing dinero, incoming clean clams! Minus the three percent fee, scrub-a-dub, bitches!" Jasmine yelled out.
"Ok, I'm not following," Ruby said.
"Ok, say Jamal want to help a certain fashion challenged friend new fits," Jasmine coughed out Monse's name, "Money Bunny takes his hundie and they give Jamal a code. Then Jamal gives the code to monoboob Monse, takes it to the store and, bam! She's got 100 bucks to ditch the sports bra and buy some lace. Underwires your friend, girl," Jasmine booped Monse's nose.
"But wire fraud. That's a felony that carries at least five years," Ruby said
"I'm in," Monse said.
"Me too," Jamal nodded.
"Me three," Elizabeth shrugged, "I just want Cesar to be safe,"
"Do you want this nightmare to stop?" Monse asked Ruby as he nodded, "then we go big or Cesar never goes home,"
Ruby nodded, "I'm in,"
"Damn! You guys are ride or die! But you still gotta be 18 to send and receive the dough, so you guys got some fake IDs? No, no, no. Don't tell me. I'm law enforcement," Jasmine shook her head.
"But you just taught us how to commit wire fraud," Jamal said, confused.
"Because, sometimes, I like to get dirty and straddle things, like the line. I'm a complicated woman, Jamal," Jasmine sat up.
"Which means you probably know how to get a fake ID," Elizabeth smirked.
"No!" Jasmine scoffed, "no way, I don't. But Mona Mardukas has a guy," Jasmine held out her fake ID as everyone smirked.
It was after school and they went to a house that Jasmine guided them to. They knocked on the door and a Hispanic man answered the door as Jamal screamed no as if it was the end of the world.
"You want three IDs?" the man asked.
"I texted you. We need four," Jasmine said.
"I only see three people,"
"Oh, don't act like you don't see me standing here, Chivo!" Jamal scoffed.
"I'm ghosting you," Chivo sang
"Chivo? As in Chivo Chivo?" Elizabeth asked, causing Jamal to hum.
"No. Chivo as in Chivo Ramirez,"
After everyone got their IDs and got home, Elizabeth did all her homework during her electives and was able to get a week off so she had some time to hang out with her friends and Oscar. She unlocked her door to see Oscar inside sitting on the couch so she smiled and sat down next to him, leaning her head on his shoulder, "how was your day?" "It was good, mamita," Oscar grinned, "better now that you're here with me. How was hanging out with your friends?"
"It was good. Didn't really do much except talk and stuff," Elizabeth stood up with her hand out, "c'mon, let's go bake some stuff since I got a week off from both Dwayne's and the taco joint,"
"You did? Good. You need a break," Oscar stood up, kissing her head.
The two were in the kitchen trying to make cookies, but it ended up with a flour fight and music playing as they danced around the kitchen. They didn't hear the door unlock as her mother walked in, pushing her father inside. The parents watched as the two danced with flour all over their hair, face, and clothes, Leticia with tears in her eyes as she saw the pure love between the two and Armando with a look of approval once he saw the look in Oscar's eyes.
The couple saw the parents and jumped away from each other as if they were caught doing something bad. Elizabeth saw the tears coming down her mother's face, "ma? What's wrong?"
Leticia laughed, "nothing, mija, nothing at all,"
Elizabeth looked in concern, but looked around her as well, "oh... we will clean this up right now. Oscar! Start cleaning,"
Oscar looked at Elizabeth weirdly, "you start cleaning too then!"
It was after school the next day and the crew went to get the money in so they could get clean money. Jasmine and Monse went inside a Money Bunny to get the money as Ruby, Jamal, and Elizabeth waited outside. The two girls came out and motioned for the boys and girl to follow so they followed and Monse pulled out the cash. It worked. So now they were on their way back when Prophets rolled up.
"Hey, Monse!" A voice called out, "where is that bitch ass boyfriend of yours at?"
"We already know he ain't at your pops spot no more, so where he at, then?" The Prophet asked then the group chuckled, "yeah, and we already know what's up with you, Ruby and Elizabeth...bang!" The four flinched, "santo killer, though."
Everyone was at home except for Elizabeth and Ruby. Elizabeth went to Oscar's place while Ruby went to Chivo's place. When Elizabeth arrived at Oscar's place, she ran inside and started hyperventilating. Sad Eyes, Rico, and Lorca were there while Oscar was out doing some things for the Santos so they quickly grabbed her and put her on the couch. Elizabeth wouldn't stop until Sad Eyes went up to her and held her cheeks.
"Hermanita, you need to slow your breathing. Follow me," Elizabeth nodded and tried to follow Sad Eyes breathes until she finally calmed down, "now, tell us what happened."
"I-i-i was with my friends and-and-and the P-Prophets rolled up on us and they knew m-my name! They knew me and h-how I got shot and when is this going to end! Guys, I just want all of us out of here and in a place where we don't have to worry about this!" Elizabeth ranted as the door opened and Oscar walked in to see Elizabeth crying.
He dropped everything and kneeled in front of Elizabeth, "hey, hey, babe. What happened? Who did this?"
"I just want everything to stop," Elizabeth let the tears roll down her cheek, "all this violence and everything. I want us out of here. You, Cesar, my friends, Sad Eyes, Rico, Lorca. I just want us out,"
"Ok, ok, ok," Oscar cooed at his lover, "one day we are going to have a house and you're going to be an athletic trainer and I'm going to be doing whatever job that will hire me. We can get one big house with everybody inside, including your ma and pops. One day, we are going to have it all,"
It was the next two weeks and Elizabeth stayed with Oscar those weeks as the two just held each other at night, not knowing what was going to happen the next day. Ruby and Jamal texted her asking where she was at so she just replied that she was with Oscar, but they told her that Monse didn't go to school. Elizabeth went to Monse's house with snacks and things as the two cried after Ruby and Jamal left.
Night fell and she went back to Oscar's place to see him working on his car so she went behind him and wrapped her arms around him. He continued doing what he was doing, but stopped as he heard footsteps so he quickly pulled Elizabeth between him and the car while pointing his gun to see Cesar panting. Elizabeth sighed out a breath of relief and ran to hug the boy that was like a brother to her.
Oscar grimaced while tucking the gun away, "get outta here,"
"I need protection," Cesar said.
"You came to the wrong place," Oscar said, wiping his hands.
"I found Latrelle," Cesar said as Oscar stopped and turned back to his little brother, "I went to go finish the job,"
"And?" Oscar waited.
Cesar looked away, "the gun jammed,"
Oscar turned back to the car, "you're oh for two. Ain't gonna be number three. Go," Oscar said with finality.
"Where?! I have nowhere to go!" Cesar yelled.
"Not my problem," Oscar said.
"Not your problem?" Cesar had tears in his eyes.
"There's nothing I can do for you. It's not just about you anymore. Everyone you care about is in jeopardy if you stay, so leave, and don't come back" Cesar started walking out.
"You know what, Oscar?" Cesar said walking back, "you should've handled this for me. You're not just my big brother. You're my big homie,"
"Shut the hell up," Oscar walked up to Cesar.
"You could've taken out Latrelle, but instead you sent me! You sent me to do it!" Cesar pushed Oscar away.
"Hey! Do you know what the hell you did? How badly you messed up? Hey." Oscar shook Cesar, "you put me in an impossible situation with Cuchillos,"
"Oscar, please," Cesar hugged Oscar tightly, "I don't know what to do,"
Oscar quickly whispered a plan into his ear before pretending like he was going to leave Cesar out to dry, "hey, hey. I love you, mano. But you're done," Oscar fixed Cesar's clothes, "happy birthday," Cesar started leaving, but Oscar started speaking, "you need to do something bigger than the mess you made,"
Cesar walked back, "what?"
"To undo this, you gotta do something bigger to prove yourself,"
"What if I got you fifty grand?" Cesar asked.
Oscar looked confused, "where are you gonna get cash like that?"
"What if he already had it?" Elizabeth asked.
"I'm listening," Oscar looked at Cesar.
"Our friends found the RollerWorld money. They washed it, including Elizabeth," Cesar said, "it's clean,"
"RollerWorld? Don't shit me!" Oscar spat, but Cesar and Elizabeth shook their heads, "for real? RollerWorld? Is that why your boy kept asking about Lil Ricky?" Cesar nodded, "damn. Damn! How far are you willing to go?" "I'll do anything," Cesar said.
"Then this is what we're going to do. I'll run the plan through Cuchillos. Without a blessing, there is no point in taking the risk. You gotta be incredibly careful. Your friends have to think that you're going away forever. This protects them and if anything happens to you, they won't know you're dead. Make it look like you're leaving. When it's clear, I'll be there. You make contact with the Prophets and I'll exchange your clean money with the marked bills from the Freeridge Savings Heist,"
It was the next day and the plan was in full motion and Elizabeth was away for most of it because she had a shift at the taco joint until four pm. After her shift, she took her penny board and skated to Oscar's house since Ruby and Jamal were there with Oscar and Cesar. She just walked inside and set her stuff down on the couch, walking to the dining room table and putting a hand on Oscar's shoulder.
"You gave out RollerWorld money to the Prophets!" Jamal yelled.
"No, I gave them the marked bills, from the Freeridge Savings robbery," Oscar put down the lime.
"Oh, thank God," Jamal sighed, "for a second, I thought you gave our money away,"
"Nah, nah. I didn't give your money away. You gave your money away. And now it's mine," Oscar held Elizabeth's hand, giving it a kiss, "hola, bebe. How was work?"
"It was good," Elizabeth kissed his bald head, "nothing exciting,"
"Ruby! Turn me to Jamal," Monse's voice sounded through the phone, "am I hearing this correctly? You used all of our money for nothing? Even my 50k?"
"It wasn't for nothing," Jamal argued, "it was for Cesar, and yes, even your 50k," Jamal mocked Monse.
"Turn me to Spooky," Jamal turned the camera to Cesar, "more, I still can see him," Jamal turned it more to face Elizabeth and Spooky, "Hey, Elizabeth. Anyway, Spooky. I did not sign off on my 50 grand of that gift to you. Can you be decent and give it back?"
"No," Spooky smirked.
"This is bullshit," Monse seethed.
"Look on the bright side. Cesar's alive," Oscar smirked at Cesar.
"Hurray! Turn me to him," Monse said sarcastically.
"No, no," Cesar started, but Oscar already turned the phone to him.
"You might be alive, but you're dead to me," Monse said.
"Monse, I am so-" Monse ended the call, "dead,"
"Spooky, do you really think that giving the Prophets a bunch of marked bills was wise? Once one of their guys gets arrested then they'll know it was you. And by extension, us," Ruby said.
Oscar looked at Ruby, weirdly, "they would never connect it to you," Oscar smirked.
"I still don't understand why you needed to cheat us," Jamal said
"I didn't. I did exactly what you wanted. I saved Cesar," Oscar nodded.
"But you knew you were gonna do that before you took our cash," Jamal said.
"And your point is?"
"Taking our money is unscrupulous," Jamal said.
"How many times do I gotta spell this out for you?" Spooky said, annoyed now, "your money is actually my money. It belongs to the Santos,"
"Oh! You really want to play that game? Well, if we get into logistics, it's really Prophets money that you stole from us!" Jamal yelled.
"Well, actually, it's a bunch of random people's money who paid way too much for a bad concert," Ruby reasoned.
"Shalamar's the shit! These people probably didn't pay enough," Jamal said.
"Relax," Oscar said, "we're not gonna forget you helped us,"
"I don't care about your goodwill! I want my money!" Jamal yelled
"But I cooked for you,"
Elizabeth looked at the table and only saw ceviche, "baby, you only did ceviche," she started laughing, "the juices do all the cooking,"
Once Ruby and Jamal left, Elizabeth walked to the refrigerator and pulled out two beers and an iced tea to bring it out to the dining room. She set the drinks down as she sat on Oscar's lap. Everyone cracked their drinks open and cheersed.
"Hey, thank you," Cesar said.
"It was no problem," Oscar had a small smile.
"I'm not talking about the food," Cesar paused, "I don't say this very often, but I, uh,"
Oscar cut him off, "I know,"
"I'm not made for this life, Oscar," Cesar shook his head, "listen to me, please. When that gun jammed, God gave me a second chance. And I can't ignore it,"
"And?" Oscar said.
"And I never want to be a liability to you ever again," there was a brief silence, "I love you, mano, but I am not a killer,"
The three continued on in silence, eating until Cesar excused himself to sleep. After that day, the next couple days have been spent doing multiple homework assignments, work, and sleeping. It was stressful, but Elizabeth felt fine as she was back into her place once she felt safer to go back and not put her mother in danger.
Monse had told Elizabeth about her going into an all girls boarding school after the year was over and she couldn't be more happier for Monse. Elizabeth wanted to ask her what was going on with her and Cesar, but she knew it wasn't her place to ask so she let it go and decided to let them handle it for themselves. It was night time and Elizabeth was hanging out with Cesar, Oscar, and some Santos as Oscar was telling a story. She stood in front of Oscar with his arm around her shoulder, going across her chest as he smoked a cigarette and drank a beer.
"So she pissed the bed," everybody laughed, "you know what my boy, Angel, does? He piss on the bed too," Elizabeth laughed as she scrunched her nose at the details.
The noise stopped when the group caught sight of Monse so Elizabeth smiled at Monse and mouthed good luck as she nudged Oscar to take everyone inside. "Hey," Oscar said to the boys and all of them except for Cesar walked inside.
After a few moments, Cesar came inside and into his room so Elizabeth stood up from the couch, giving Oscar a kiss on the cheek, before whispering in his ear, "I'm gonna check on him,"
Oscar nodded, continuing with his conversation, as Elizabeth walked to Cesar's room to see him with tears going down his cheeks so she sat down and rubbed his back, "What did she say?"
"She said that she forgave me," Cesar sniffled, "but if I did it even when I loved her then what else would I do,"
Elizabeth nodded, "she makes a good point. Look, Cesar, all I can really say is move on and I know it's easier said than done, but one day you're going to be super happy with a girl that you're going to marry. It can be Monse or it won't be, we don't know, but you can't not live your life," that was when Elizabeth softly smiled at the young boy before leaving the room and continuing with the conversation in the living room with her boyfriend and the Santos.
It was the next day and Cesar and Elizabeth were walking out of school when they met up with Jasmine, Monse, Ruby, and Jamal in the front. "The cash, the drugs, the guns, and illegal ferrets. The place was a scene. It was sick!"
"But why are all the Prophets getting arrested?" Ruby asked.
"Remember the robbery at Freeridge Savings? The guys in the monster masks? Well, that money was marked and we've been tracking any money spent. First, we caught Mr. Gutierrez in his liquor store with the dough. Turns out that money was from a customer. And when those marked bills started popping up all around the town right before the Prophets hood day, we were able to trace it right back to them. So now the Prophets are no mas," Jasmine smiled.
"All of them?" Ruby asked.
"Hell, yeah! We took them all down. The Prophets are Donezel Washington,"
"Holy, shit!"
"Actually, check out this link. It's got the best footages," Jasmine showed the phone to them, showing the Prophets sitting on the curb with Latrelle in handcuffs going to the back of the car.
"Yeah. He's going away for a long time," Jasmine put a hand on Ruby as well as look at Elizabeth, "hey, yo, Esteban! Why no call back? I don't send pictures of my chonies to no phonies!"
Everybody turned to the two people that were shot in the group, "how are you guys feeling?"
"I don't know how to explain it, but it feels surreal. I don't understand the violence and all that because we're not worrying about Cesar's life or anything big," Elizabeth sighed.
"We lost sight of the bigger picture. We should be grateful that we have our friends and family with us," Ruby continued, "it's time to move on,"
"Agreed," Monse said, "I'm leaving Freeridge," the guys turned back, "I'm starting boarding school at the end of summer,"
"Wait! Are you serious?" Cesar asked
"Not talking to you," Monse sighed.
"But you forgave me," Cesar said.
"I changed my mind. Anyway, I finally realized that it doesn't matter if any of you are on Team Monse because I'm on team Monse. And that's all I need so...I'm out," Monse shrugged.
There was a silence until Jamal broke it, "ok,"
"Good luck," Ruby said.
"Hope you have a fun time," Elizabeth grinned.
"Ok? Good luck?" Monse said Elizabeth didn't matter to her since she already knew and has been supportive.
"Yeah, you've left before," Ruby said.
"Writing camp, Brentwood," Jamal listed, "this is schmuck bait, you always come back,"
"Not this time," Monse said, "I'm gone for good. Things just aren't the same around here and I think we've outgrown each other,"
"Ruby, what kind of snacks you got at home?" Jamal asked Ruby, "did your mom get that good spinach dip from Costco?"
"No, better. She got the jalapeno artichoke," Ruby grinned.
"Oh! The extra creamy one that you gotta use the thick chips for?" Elizabeth asked, excited.
"She picked those up too!"
"I'm serious!" Monse said aloud.
"So are we! That dip's bomb," Jamal said.
"Are you even listening to me? I'm really out of here, I'm done with the gangs and bullshit and the nonstop drama that you always get me into," Monse accused.
Ruby stuttered, looking around as if she wasn't talking to them, "we get you into?"
Monse mocked him, "yeah."
"Goodbye," Ruby said.
"Uh, no, no, no," Jamal stopped Ruby, "you shouldn't say goodbye. 'Cause I want to. Buh-bye!" Jamal waved.
Elizabeth laughed at their antics, "boys, stop teasing and let's go,"
"Assholes," Monse muttered.
"Hey, hey, hey. Why don't we all take a breath," Cesar tried to defuse the situation.
"Shut up! No one is talking to you!" Monse said.
"Ok," Cesar backed up, "we'll see you when you get back,"
"Yeah, good luck trying to survive on your own. Without me, you guys are done. There'll be no one to save you," Monse motioned to Cesar.
At that moment, Elizabeth zoned out since she already knew what was going to happen with the whole argument, but when Monse finally started walking away, there was a bag thrown over her head as well as the boys and she was thrown into a van. They were screaming Monse's name until they heard Monse's yell too.
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inevitably-johnlocked · 5 years ago
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hi, do you have some Johnlock shower sex fics (maybe bottomlock) ? thank you,love your blogs
Anonymous said to inevitably-johnlocked: Καλημέρα (or good afternoon depending where your from😁) Would you by any chance have any fics of john and sherlock like showering together? It could be smut or not, I just think that showering with your s/o is kinda cute and they would be adorable 🥺 Thank You 🥰
Anonymous said to inevitably-johnlocked: Hey, I was wondering if you have any fluffy bath-sharing fics?
Hi Nonny!
Aww, thanks, I’m glad you enjoy my blog!
AHHHH Okay so I know I have a tonne of fics with Shower Sex, but I haven’t started retagging fics until recently with this because someone asked me AGES ago with them, LOL
SHOWERING / BATHING TOGETHER
Through A Glass by Mildredandbobbin (M, 2,012 w., 1 Ch. || Voyeurism, Masturbation, First Kiss) – There is an adjoining door in the bathroom at 221B that leads into Sherlock’s bedroom. The door, from the bathroom to Sherlock’s bedroom, is made of three glass, semi-opaque panels. It has suddenly come to Sherlock’s attention that if he stands in exactly the right spot in his bedroom he can see through said panels, and more to the point, can see John.
Bathroom Accessories by Evenlodes_Friend (E, 3,324 w., 1 Ch. || Sex Toys, Butt Plug, First Kiss / Time, Romance, Horny Sherlock, John’s Patience Wears Thin, Humour, Bottomlock) – John discovers that Sherlock has been playing with some very adult toys in the bath.
Uninhibited by 221b_hound (M, 4,293 w., 1 Ch. || Bathing/Washing, Naked Cuddling, Non-Sexual Intimacy, Big Brother Mycroft, Relationship Negotiation, Massage, Sherlock Has a Low Libido, Pet Names) – Sherlock and John have been apart for the first time since Sherlock returned from the dead. Neither of them has had a good day. John's gets worse when Mycroft comes to Baker Street in Sherlock's absence to warn John Watson against disappointing his brother by expecting things to change. Mycroft has misjudged things rather badly. But finally he sods off and leaves John and Sherlock to reconnect, to give and receive comfort, and show each other that they are, indeed, perfectly matched. Part 15 of Unkissed
Linger by queenoftrivia (E, 4,879 w., 1 Ch. || Lingerie, Fluff and Smut, BJ / HJ, Switchlock, Sherlock in Lingerie, Come Play, Dirty Talk, Anal Fingering, Anal/Oral, Implied Shower Sex, Neck Kissing) – Sherlock decides to surprise John after a somewhat stressful day at work.
What Happens in Vegas (is legally binding in the United Kingdom) by  moonblossom (E, 5,051 w., 1 Ch. || Accidental Marriage, Friends to Husbands to Lovers, CSI Crossover, Fluff & Porn, Bathtub Sex, Hand Jobs, First Time) – When a case sends the boys to Vegas, John comes out of it with a bit more than he bargained for. Part 19 of Prompt Fills, Remixes, Works inspired by others
The Bathing Habits of Dr. John H. Watson by scullyseviltwin (T, 5,077 w., 1 Ch. || Angst, Happy Endings, Domestics, Baths, Slice of Life Snippets) – The knocks come crisply—three raps and then a long span of quiet. Slumping down further, John makes every effort to ignore the intrusion and relaxes as best he can in the less-than-ideal space available. If he doesn’t move, maybe he’ll be left in peace. There’s a brief respite of silence and then, again, three more raps on the door, in faster succession this time, followed by, “John, it’s been an hour, how can you possibly—” “We agreed two, two hours.” There’s no room for argument; John’s tone makes that very clear.It sounds as though Sherlock’s mouth is pressed right to the door when he next speaks. “What if I need the toilet!?”
Just Like That by sussexbound (E, 8,442 w., 1 Ch. || First Time/Kiss, Frottage, Virgin Sherlock, French Kissing, Anal, Emotional Lovemaking, Enthusiastic Consent, Tenderness, Crying John, Bathing/Washing, Insecure John, Toplock) – John doesn’t want to talk anymore. He wants. Oh dear god, how he wants. For the first time in what feels like years he WANTS.
Johnlock Ficlet Collection by Irrevocably_Sherlocked (E, 11,505+ w., 16/? Ch. [WiP] | Random Ficlets, Pining, Angst, Fluff & Smut, Parentlock, AU’s, First Kiss, Character POV’s) - Just a collection of Johnlock ficlets, originally posted on my Tumblr page.
I'll Meet You in Hong Kong by alexxphoenix42 (E, 12,767 w., 5 Ch. || Freebatch RPF || Phone / Shower Sex, Infidelity, Polyamory, Bit of Angst, Cuddles) – Benedict and Martin's busy, busy schedules have them grabbing a few nights together in Hong Kong during Ben's Doctor Strange junket. They both have news to share. While this does pick up after the story "Forever 1895," you don't absolutely have to read that one to dive on in here. Part 2 of Forever Freebatch
A Hundred Thousand Ways to Say the Name John by Jberry (E, 16,825 w., 1 Ch. || Fake Relationship, Fake Marriage, POV John, Pining John, Cruise Ship, Angst & Fluff, Case Fic) –  John Watson and Sherlock Holmes must solve a case on a cruise ship. To get close to the crew and passengers, they must get married for the case on the Baetica. However, their relationship hits rocky seas both due to the case and internal conflicts. Part 1 of Baetica
John Watson doesn't have a Boyfriend by naughtyspirit (E, 18,932 w., 7 Ch. || UST / URT, Fluff & Smut, Voyeurism, Masturbation) – John's date has gone very well. Sherlock requires tea. John wishes he hadn't resolved that their relationship was strictly hands off and isn't about to address it. Unless he has to. Smut, fluff and shower time for a naked John Watson.
Through the Clouds by Mazarin221b (E, 20,004 w., 6 Ch. || Retirement, Sussex, Bees, Home Improvement, First Time, Romance) – Sherlock takes a remarkably early retirement at 47, and convinces John that a change of pace would do them both good. They buy an old cottage on the South Downs, and exchange their nonstop life in Baker Street for quiet contemplation, bee studies, and book writing. They might go completely insane, but sometimes it takes stepping outside of the life you're living to find the life you want. Part 1 of Through The Clouds
The Whore of Babylon Was a Perfectly Nice Girl by out_there (E, 32,897 w., 1 Ch. || Past Drug Use, Blowjobs, Toplock, Mentions of Switching, Rough Sex, Background Cases, Sherlock’s Past, Sherlock’s Sexual History, Experienced Sherlock, Past One Night Stands, Fingering, Cuddling, Possessive Sherlock, Paris Holiday, Bed Sharing, Naked Lie-Ins, Bathing Together, Confessions, Worried Sherlock, Laying in Bed All Day, Meddling Mycroft, Naked Lazy Day) – Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.
Right Hand Man by SilentAuror (E, 42,031 w., 4 Ch. ||  H/C, Injury, Slow Burn) – When John's left arm becomes paralysed after a car accident, Mary asks Sherlock to take him back to Baker Street to recuperate, as she's about to give birth. Despite the fact that the search for Moriarty is ongoing, Sherlock takes John in and takes responsibility for overseeing his rehabilitation as he adjusts to the loss of his arm.
The Case of the Vanishing Pants by SwissMiss (E, 44,025 w., 6 Ch. || Five and Ones, Post-TRF, Case Fic, UST, Homophobia, Friends to Lovers, Pining John, Showering Together, Couple for a Case, Sherlock’s Bum, Fantasies, Jealous Sherlock) – Five times John and Sherlock lost their pants in the course of a case.
The Real Great Perfumers by shelleysprometheus (E, 45,355 w., 68 Ch. || Case Fic, Alternating POV, Gay Sherlock / Bi John, Canon Compliant with Divergence at TRF, Friends to Lovers, Oral / Anal, Pining, First Kiss / Time, Dev. Rel., Drugging, Body Worship, Bathing, Love Confessions, Travelling, Bottomlock, Cranky Sherlock, BJ’s, Alternating POV, Jealous John) – The case, this case. This extraordinary, fascinating, scintillating case. A house. Designed entirely by its eccentric owner, built by no less than five hundred expert tradesmen in the heart of Marrakesh. A house that had, seemingly not only driven its owner out, but also to his quite unpleasant death. And a perfumer, a chemist no less, the very thought of the secrets that house could reveal, would reveal was irresistible. Sherlock had to have this case ... and it seems, he also had to have John! Part 1 of the Forethought and Fire series
Guilty Secrets by Ellipsical (E, 55,086 w., 16 Ch. || Drumsticks, First Kiss/Time, Love Confession, Self-Sexual-Discovery, Anal, Rimming, Orgasim Denial, Butt Plugs, Cooking, Furniture Sex, Bath Sex, Rimming, Double Penetration, Prostate Massage, Anal Beads, Dancing, Romance, Tantric Edging, Internalized Homophobia, Case as Foreplay) – John has a prostate exam and discovers something surprising about himself. Experimentation follows. Sherlock wants to help. They're in love. You know the drill.
The Moonlight and the Frost by CaitlinFairchild (E, 77,289 w., 10 Ch. || Case Fic, Post-HLV, Self Harm, Virgin Sherlock, First Time, Oral/Anal/Rimming, Romance, Angst, Mary is Not Nice) – John has to somehow rebuild his life in the wake of Mary's betrayal and Sherlock's deceptions.
Not Broken, Just Bent by Schmiezi (E, 87,585 w., 43 Ch. || Pining, Love Confessions, Rape/Sexual Assault, Torture, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Villain!Mary, Suicidal Ideations, Main Character Death, Sherlock First Person POV, Parentlock, Sherlock’s Mind Palace, Grief/Mourning, Emotional Love Making, Possessiveness, Depression, PTSD, Kidnapping, Virgin Sherlock, Eventual Happy Ending) – "For a second, I allow myself to remember teaching John how to waltz. There is a special room in my mind palace for it. A big one, with a proper parquet dance floor. For a second, I go there. I remember holding him, closer than the World Dance Council asks for, excusing it with the fact that we are training for a wedding, not for a competition. For a second, I feel his hand on mine again, smell his sweat, hear the song we used. For a second, I allow myself to love him deeply. For a second, only a second, that love reflects on my face." Fix-it for S3, starting at the end of TSoT. Evil Mary.
Northwest Passage by Kryptaria (E, 95,157 w., 27 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Canadian AU ||  BAMF!John, Canadian John, PTSD, Anal / Oral Sex, Rimming, Emotional Hurt / Comfort, Drug Rehab, Falling in Love, Pining Sherlock, Love Confessions, Sherlock’s Violin, Panic Attacks, Switching, Anxious / Protective Sherlock, Hugs for Comfort, Suicide Mentions, Healing Each Other) – Seven years ago, Captain John Watson of the Canadian Forces Medical Service withdrew from society, seeking a simple, isolated life in the distant northern wilderness of Canada. Though he survives from one day to the next, he doesn't truly live until someone from his dark past calls in a favor and turns his world upside-down with the introduction of Sherlock Holmes." Part 1 of Tales from the Northwest
The Wedding Garments by cwb (E, 105,390 w., 36 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Alternate Future AU || Alternate First Meeting, Dating / Arranged Marriages, Romance, First Kiss/Time, Heavy Petting, Cuddles, POV Sherlock, Virgin Sherlock, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn / Falling in Love / Dev. Rel., Nervous/Anxious Sherlock, Jealous/Cranky, Hiking, Vacation Homes / Honeymoon, Sherlock’s Family, Horny John/Sherlock, Patient John, Massages, Hand Jobs, Assassination Plots, Hand Jobs / Oral Sex, Case Fic, Emotional Love Making, Bath Time Fun) – This is the story of a young consulting detective who wants nothing to do with marriage and an army doctor who wants to find true love. It's 2020 post-Brexit England and the British government is encouraging arranged marriages. Candidates meet through state-run agencies and date in hopes of finding love (and tax benefits). Sherlock doesn't need or want a spouse, at least not until John Watson shows up. Hesitant to give in to his more carnal urges because of the way they derail his mind, how will Sherlock progress toward the more intimate aspects of a relationship? The answer lies in a very special wedding gift.
Two Two One Bravo Baker by abundantlyqueer (E, 114,574 w., 27 Ch. || Military AU || Afghanistan, War Story, Thriller, Switchlock, Rimming, Emotional Lovemaking, Lots of Sex, HJ/BJ’s) – Captain John Watson of 40 Commando, the Royal Marines, is assigned to protect and assist Sherlock Holmes as he investigates what appears to be a simple war atrocity in Afghanistan. An intense attraction ignites between the two men as they uncover a conspiracy that threatens everything they’ve ever known, but Sherlock is as much hunted as hunter, and everyone close to him is in deadly danger. Can he solve the case in time to save himself and John? Part 1 of Two Two One Bravo Baker Universe
Against the Rest of the World by SilentAuror (E, 151,714 w., 20 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || Post-TRF, Hiatus Fic, POV First Person Sherlock, Present Tense, First Kiss/Time, Big Brother Mycroft, Escaping from Capture, Soft Sherlock, Toplock, Insecurity, Infidelity, Travelling, Introspection, Pining Sherlock, Depression, Fantasies, Yearning for the Past, PTSD Sherlock, Suicidal Ideation) – Sherlock has been away from London for nine hundred and twelve days and counting, and has no idea what sort of reception to expect when he finally returns.
Proving A Point by elldotsee & J_Baillier (E, 186,270 w., 28 Ch. || Me Before You Fusion || Medical Realism, Insecure John, Depression, Romance, Angst, POV John, Sherlock Whump, Serious Illness, Doctor John, Injury Recovery, Assisted Suicide, Sherlock’s Violin, Awkward Sexual Situations, Alcoholism, Drugs, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Body Image, Friends to Lovers, Hurt / Comfort, Pain, Big Brother Mycroft, Intimacy, Anxiety, PTSD, Family Issues, Psychological Trauma, John Whump, Case Fics, Loneliness, Pain) – Invalided home from Afghanistan, running out of funds and convinced that his surgical career is over, John Watson accepts a mysterious job offer to provide care and companionship for a disabled person. Little does he know how much hangs in the balance of his performance as he settles into his new life at Musgrave Court.
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addictofsupernatural · 5 years ago
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A = Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Oscar always cleans you up afterwards. He'll rub the soreness out of your thighs, peppering you with kisses. He makes sure you're comfortable before teasing you about how tired you look.
B = Body Part (his favorite body part of yours, the other way around)
Your ass, of course. He can't help but stare at it for way too long (if there is such a thing). He loves smacking your ass as you pass him, and especially loves gripping it with or without your clothes on. Sometimes he offers to go shopping with you, just so he can have you put on a little show for him while shopping for skirts.
Your favorite body part of his is his chest. You love pulling his chest to yours in missionary, putting your head on it when your on his cock for slow sex, and even the next morning when your about to get up for work and you feel him pull your back to his chest.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)
He's okay with cumming anywhere on or in you. If you're sucking him off, he loves it when you swallow for him. When you don't, you let him cum on your face and chest, and he just loves the sight.
When he's fucking you, he prefers to come inside you. He likes seeing it leak out of you. Unless you want him to, he won't wear a condom. When he doesn't come in you, he cums on your stomach. He'll scoop it up with his fingers and put it in your mouth, and you'll gladly suck it off to see that smirk on his face.
D = Dirty Secret
Something that only you know is that he's actually really into cock warming. It started when you once both fell asleep after having sex, and he didn't pull out of you. He woke up before you, and saw that he was still inside of you. He tried to pull out and not wake you, and you just squeezed him and moaned in your sleep. You got wet fast, and despite loving the feeling, he woke you up. You were really turned on when you woke up and humped out an orgasm for you both.
Now when it's just the two of you in the house, and Cesar is spending the night secretly with Monse, he would have you wear only a shirt and sit on his lap while he's on the couch. He'd slip his cock into you and lazily stroke your clit and play with your nipples while watching TV. He can't get enough of your panting and squeezing, and it's just such a turn on that he fucks the shit out of you over the couch after you had a different feeling orgasm from the cock warming.
E = Experience (How experienced are they?)
Though Oscar is really experienced, he doesn't like talking about it. Back then sex didn't mean much and yeah it made him good at it, but he's not gonna brag about it when all he wants is you only. That being said, he knows his way around your body.
Unlike him, you weren't really experienced at all and it took a while before you went to bed with him. You were embarrassed of it, but it honestly just made Oscar more happy that he's one of the very few people that get to see your sexy ass body.
F = Favorite Position
Doggy position. Getting a view of your ass while he's pounding into you. What gets him even more turned on by it is that your moans are louder in that position, since it has him easily hit the right spots constantly.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in bed? Or are they humorous?)
There are times when Oscar is serious when you two are having an intimate moment for making love. Other than that, at times you'll both be constantly be laughing in the middle of sex. Other times he'll make a joke here and there, and it makes him happy to know that you adore his inappropriate humor always.
H = Hair (Are they groomed down there? Does the carpet match the drapes?)
He does maintain himself, and he does trim it. He won't let it grow out of control, since he wants you to have a better time sucking him off, but he won't fully shave it either.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, are they romantic?)
When the moments are right, Oscar could make you feel like having sex is just so much more. It's actually a little hard for him to come up with genuinely romantic gestures, other than taking you somewhere here and there, so he tries to whisper sweet things into your ere before slowly driving his cock into you. To you, it's the most romantic thing he could do.
J = Jack Off
Once you moved in with him, there was no reason to jack off when he always had you. But before, he'd do it more often than not to the thought of you.
Eventually he told you about it, and you told him to let you know when he would masturbate. He did, and you sent him pictures of yourself that was only meant for him. He'd send you pictures back as well, and you'd both jack off together, which was a turn on for the both of you. Sometimes you even video called each other for it.
K = Kink
Squirting. This has to do with overstimulating you a bit. Of course he would never overdo it for your body and knows your limits, but it makes him so horny by the rare moments when you squirt. Usually it ends up on his stomach, and one time all over your face.
Every single time it happens you get embarrassed, but he has a big smile as he cleans you both up and pulls you into him. He tells you how sexy is was, and sometimes he can't help but tease you. It honestly makes him feel special, especially when you admitted that no one else has ever done that to you, and you didn't know you could even do that. It's such a turn on, you have to usually give him a handjob or a blowjob from how much he loves it.
L = Location (Favorite place to do it)
The bed of course. But he does have other places that are close favorites on his list. Over the couch gives good angles. In the bathtub underwater is a good different feeling. His Impala is always sexy, whether in it or on it. One time you both snuck onto the beach in the middle of the night with no one there, and the cool feeling of the wind mixed with the heated bodies of each other gave you both the strength to go all night long.
M = Motivation (What turns him on, gets him going?)
You. Your ass. He loves looking at your ass, clothed and nude. At times when it's only the two of you in the house, he convinces you to walk around naked. Because of this, he could get turned on my looking around the house, the memories of you naked in his mind.
N = NO (Something they wouldn't do)
He would never hurt you in any way. The biggest thing he'll do is smack your ass or pull your hair a bit, but putting you through any kind of real pain is a big no.
O = Oral (Do that like to give or receive? Are they skilled?)
To be honest, he prefers receiving more than giving. But that doesn't mean that he wouldn't do it. He likes to occasionally eat you out, and kisses you with the cum in his mouth, which he loves doing. But there's something about fucking your face and having you swallow his cum that he can't get enough of. He also loves the innocent eyes you have when you look up at him.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough, slow and sensual?)
More often than not, he's pounding into you relentlessly. In any position, anywhere, he could fuck your brains out. Sometimes you've had to call in sick because you couldn't walk right (and he gladly takes care of you for the day).
There are also times where he's trying to be emotional and romantic, and the two of you go at a nice slow pace while he places sloppy kisses on your neck. It's a different kind of good feeling.
Q = Quickie
Though he prefers to have you going all night, he loves a quick fuck to get it out of his system. He'll pull you into an empty room and pound the shit out of you, swiping your juices and having you suck it off his fingers for you to not cry out. What usually gets him going like that is you teasing him, or just looking at your body in a public place.
R = Risk (Do they like to take risks? Are they willing to experiment?)
He'll do any position and is up for learning something new all the time. It's really fun, and he always makes jokes to have you burst out laughing sometimes when you're trying to do something new. Again, he's not going to physically hurt you.
If by risks you mean location, then he's down for anywhere. If it was a hiding spot or nobody's there, then go for it.
S = Stamina (How many rounds? How long do they last?)
Your record together is 4. He normally has you go for two or three rounds if it's not a quickie or if it's not to help either of you sleep. If he's either excited or angry enough, you two could last for hours.
T = Toy (Do they own toys?)
Nope. No. Not at all. ¿Por qué piensas eso? He would never buy any kind of sex toys to use on you, and he would never even think about stuff for himself. Why use that shit when he and you have the real thing? The only thing he would ever actually do is maybe blindfold you while eating you out, but that's it.
The only time you get something was during the time he was in prison. You visited him every weekend, and once brought it up because of needy you were without him. He told you that he was okay with you to buy a vibrator, just as long as it wasn't as big as him.
U = Unfair (How much of a tease are they?)
When he's in a playful mood, he can be the biggest tease. He'll take forever teasing you before touching you where you want him to. Other than that, he can be more attentive to you than not.
V = Volume
He's not very loud, only some grunts here and there. He does love making you loud though. He wants to hear you scream his name, hear those sexy ass moans come out of you.
W = Wild Card
When you visited him in prison, after he allowed you to get a vibrator, he sometimes told you to bring it. You'd sometimes visit with it in you. When he told you to turn it on, you did. You two would be mid conversation when he'd randomly tell you to turn it up. He wouldn't say anything but smirk while he talked to you, you trying very hard to keep the moans in.
X = X-ray (What's going on down there?)
He's a little bigger than average, not gigantic though. What he really has to brag about is how thick it is.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
It wasn't really that high until he met you. After you came into his life, even before you two got together, he was always horny thinking about you. He just couldn't help but have his mind wander when it was about you. After you and him got together, he could almost never keep his hands off of you. You don't mind though.
Z = Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep?)
He falls asleep not too long after, but never before you. He likes knowing that you trust him enough to fall asleep with him spooning you.
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extreme-close-up-woooaah · 4 years ago
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breakfast club headcanons V
andrew - first things first i think that we can all agree that this man is in fact a jean cuffer, he’s a bi man - he had braces from 7th grade to junior year and gets very embarrassed of  precious old photos of younger him - okay so, i need to elaborate on this boys family life, it’s insane - this boy is brothers with the kid in the police office in ferris buellers day off (his name is garth volbeck) and they have a sister named judy because garth mentions her - yes i did this because they are brothers irl and have different last names irl (but for different reasons)  - and their parents divorced a year before the breakfast club so their mother (a very sweet lady who loves her kids no matter what and respects them, she can also bake and she taught andrew to respect woman) she already moved out into another house in another neighborhood - so andrew lives with his dad sadly, and has a hard time escaping it all, garth is in between everything and judy lives with their mother by choice because of obvious reasons - okay hopefully ya’ll understand that :) - next things next this man (even out of my au) grows up to be a librarian - the story to how that happened is kind of upsetting, i don’t want anyone to feel in any way triggered or upset by this so... T W: don’t read if sensitive to stuff like verbal abuse - after highschool he got into a college for wrestling and did his thing and then after that he got onto the wrestling team his dad coaches - andrew had joined but it had drained him, his mental health was deteriorating to say the least - eventually he started to feel pain in his knee but his father kept pushing him and pushing him until he couldn’t take it anymore - he knee gave out  - i’m not educated enough to say why but all i know is that he couldn’t wrestle anymore and was useless in his fathers eyes - his father said very mean things to him and left him at a telephone booth with very little money, enough to get a burger at a mcdonalds, he called garth - asked him to take him to the hospital, he was shaky on the phone but his brother understood and came to pick him up - the ride was completely silent and understandably so, but andrew ended up crying in the passenger seat, he was kind of cold too  T W over: enjoy the rest :) - uh soooo ONCE AGAIN i am NOT educated enough to say what happened to his knee but he ended up having some chronic knee thing and it was only going to get worse and he needed a knee brace for it  - he ends up staying at garth and his boyfriends house (sorry to anyone who thinks brian should just be on his own, me and my bf ship brian and garth like a couple of dorks U-U so please do ignore it if you don’t like it or think of them as roommates :>)  - he ended up getting a job at the local library and he was pretty good at it, this library in particular was very safe and a tame - perfect, so he ended up getting the money from it and a small loan from his brother and getting his own apartment eventually  - he built his life back up and he’d end up in a comfortable house with a cat and perhaps a husband or wife A H E M bENDer - okay now on to the good stuff, lead your mind back to kindergarten - when he was younger he liked the colors pink and purple and he likes blue omg bi pride  but he ended up getting scolded for it from his dad so he vowed his whole life to hate those three things because he thought this was the normal way to live - which would explain why he’d say he hates cats but then meet one or even own one and get crazy attached to it and even name it - him and his brother wrestled around a lot but when it came to their sister they’d never hurt her, she (age: 3) was BRUTAL to them, they all look back and laugh on it later - he’s a middle child but oddly he crushes the idea of middle child syndrome because he gets too much unwanted attention from his dad, garth is two years older, his sister is three years under - in middle school he was kinda awkward and even in highschool wasn’t the most popular kid, he was good at wrestling and considered to be the best of them but girls liked the louder ones better, he’s kind of quiet - he’s got “terrible taste” in clothes according to the entirety of the breakfast club, he dresses like an old man when he’s older, but like an ancient man like me  like full on plaid pants blue shirt tan cardigan kinda thingy - when he’s younger he stays sporty on days where he has a meet but some days my man wears a yucky polo and plaid pants and a big belt once again some ugly old man stuff that i’d wear - he’s a door mat, push over, he cannot say no and that’s one of his main issues NOT PROJECTION but like me 😎 - he’s extremely polite and tries his best at being nice and respectful toward everyone but when it comes to standing up for himself in particular against people who aren’t specifically bender, he’s lost and kinda just ignores it and lets it happen - bender finally gets him to snap cause andrew wouldn’t let anyone hurt his friends or even just a person in general - he’s a little on edge for the rest of his time in detention - ya’ll okay sorry bout this, but the breakfast club is just a group of stuffed animal hoarders, he’s got a regular old teddy bear at his MOMS house so it’s safe :) - lil spoon  - cozy man wears sweaters - OH he’s super short, not a headcanon, HECK its not projection, i just enjoy the fact that he’s short and blonde like meee :} lets appreciate the tiny boy shall we? - his letterman is a size too big because he was told he’d grow into it, he is cozy - he’s at his happiest when he’s a. with his friends b. on a chair with a cat or c. outside in autumn time  - bender makes andrew a small angry bi whenever he’s around, andrew has a lot of pent up anger and he’s a little uptight and bender shakes him loose and gets him annoyed and then continues to baby voice him about how much he loves him in a funny sorta way, mostly when they were younger - andy and allison are super close and tell each other almost everything, they have coffee together and talk about how everything is every now and then, more often when they’re older - benders strong so he’ll give everyone piggy backs, usually he surprise attacks andy tho and picks him up, or if they walk home all together after school, whoevers tired, if its andrew he’ll be gentle in that circumstance - brian and andrew like books, one grows up to be an author and the other a librarian, and once andy discovers his book in his library he smiles and checks it out to read - claire and andy are closer when they’re older, they talk about their shared experiences as a kid and how they ended up where they are and they talk about how lucky they are compared to others - when they were younger claire used to try and show the boys style, bender is already a fashionista but claire picks out some cool ties for him with wacky designs on them, he wears those to work when he’s older - brian enjoys it but only to buy a pair of new shoes, perhaps some loafers and a cool button up - claire has to pick out clothes for andy because andy doesn’t know what he likes quite yet, claire ends up teaching him how to cuff his jeans and :)))))) okay i’ll stop - around christmas, andrew gets the worst gifts, he tries so so hard but he can never seem to get it right, bender gets a kick out of it :}  - in the au they have a cat named mr.ravioli because bender made raviolis and the cat began to feast on them without them knowing so they decided that’d be his name i’ll stop here but it’s not the last part of this series of headcanons, i will write more, some future ones being for all of them together, and then a fbdo bttf pretty in pink cross over where all the cool kidz hang together!! sorry this was so long ;<; i didn’t mean to absolutely pour out my heart but i love andrew and he deserves some headcanons :} i hope their not too bad ;w;
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mackenzieparker · 4 years ago
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ok lets do this one more time, yeah? for real this time. this is it. my name is nika (she/hers, est). i like to write and hang out cool communities like this and for the last first time, i have brought a brand new muse to y’all. below you’ll find all the details on a ms. mackenzie “mack” rae parker, plucky country gal and badass babe. please love me and her and smash that like button or send me a dm (discord ichoosenikachu#4859 )  to plot.
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( tw: drunk driver, death, sexism )
B A C K S T O R Y →
meet mackenzie rae parker, born august 17, 1989 in grove, oklahoma. mack (as she’s gone by since she was a kid and it won’t be changing anytime soon) was born to two loving parents Steven and Margaret Parker, the youngest daughter of three boys: morgan, matthew, and merritt. yes, her parents did have a thing for m names--and no, it didn’t help her momma remember her name any better, like they told their kids growing up. 
Maggie and Steve loved their daughter--their whole family, really--to bits and pieces. It had been Maggie’s dream to have a little girl when the couple first got together and when they had first received the ultrasound, well, they were overjoyed. When Mackenzie came into the world, there was cause for joyous celebration and laughter. Everyone was happy the Parker’s finally had a little pink bundle of joy. 
Little Mackenzie’s personality was--well, let’s just say she had never been one to shy away from an exciting situation. Her brothers’ had taught her early on that life wouldn’t always be easy so she had to be tough enough to take it head on. In fact, they made it a point to remind her whenever they had a chance. Buts she was also their little sister, and fiercely protective of her. And while it annoyed Mack to no end, she adored her brothers endlessly. 
Mack may not have been the strongest Parker in the household, but next to her Momma she was the wittiest. Her comebacks were always sharp and as she grew up, she honed her sarcastic, dry wit in addition to her own athletic talent.
Mack loved her Momma. In fact, if she had to pick favorites her Momma would have won every time. It wasn’t that she didn’t like her father. Her father was a good man--he was a local mechanic at Grove Automotive, always greeted everyone with a smile and cared deeply for his family. But Mack and him were never as close as she was with her momma. Maggie understood her daughter’s firey nature but compassionate heart and saw the way it warred within her--especially after she’d gotten into a fight with one of her brothers. 
( tw: drunk driving & death ) When Mack was twelve, though--tragedy struck. Maggie was on her back from work after parent teacher conferences; she was the local kindergarten teacher at Grove Elementary, when a drunk drive t-boned her car and Maggie was killed on impact. thankfully (if one can say that in this situation) no one else was in the car. but suddenly the Parker family had lost its matriarch and Mack, the one person who might have been able to understand her. 
She had always grown up as a tomboy--a fact that even her momma, a woman who had been raised in South Carolina to rather traditional parents couldn’t stamp out of her. But even so, after Maggie Parker passed on, Mack became even more of one, almost shunning all that was feminine away from her, as if any reminder of her mother would be the end of her as she knew it. And, for her, it might have been. It was no secret she had been the closest to Maggie--and her death hit her the hardest. Mack got rid of all her dresses, all her skirts, anything that reminded her of her mother--save for the small box of photos and momentos she kept heavily hidden under her bed. On her worst days, she’d pull the box out and talk to the photo of her Momma--it was the only time the blonde ever outwardly expressed emotions, specifically crying. 
To distract herself from the grief, Mack threw herself into everything she could in high school--archery, debate, robotics club, anything to keep her mind off of the encroaching cloud that now lived around her heart. It was in Robotics club, though, she learned she had a real knack for using her hands. She had learned early on about cars and the like--her father’s occupation and brothers’ fascination with the thing gave her unparalleled access to a number of cars being torn apart and rebuilt from the ground up. But Mack--Mack was always more excited about what flew above their heads than right next to them. A junior in high school, she had made the choice that she wanted to be an engineer--one who would eventually design an entire new fleet of Boeing Jets for commercial use. She had only ever flown on a jet once--to see her grandparents after her momma’s passing--but it had been the only thing to give her relief from her sadness that day. It’s where her love affair with aviation began. 
Mack graduated top of her class (nerd, her brothers would always joke) and soon found herself enrolled in the University of Oklahoma’s prized engineering program (boomer sooner!). Of course, she wanted to stay close to home--one, to keep the costs down but two, leaving her family felt wrong, even six years later. And for the most part, Mack loved it. She got involved in all sorts of things--engineering clubs, intramural sports, and even, yes, a sorority. It went against all the things she hated in relation to femininity, but her mother had spoken so highly of her experiences in the organization, and Mack felt a pull to join her. To her surprise, she didn’t hate it--and it was with those women she really started to learn about feminism. 
You see, when Mack would go home, all the women in town would ask her about if she was seeing a boy. Mack had never understood why it mattered so much if she had a boyfriend or not--she was getting her degree in mechanical engineering, wasn’t that a tad bit more impressive than whatever guy she might be seeing? But soon, it occurred to her that the women in town would never understand anything other than her finding her future husband at school. The fact shocked her, considering it had never occurred to her in the slightest that she’d ever go to school to get a husband in the first place. After the shock worn down, it enraged her and made her work harder. Because now, she was getting disparaging comments from the folks back home and the men in her internships and co-ops. Women can’t build things--they’ll break a nail. Why are you in pants? Your legs would look better in a skirt. Mack had never been one to bit her tongue, and on more than one occasion was able to test out what her brothers’ had taught her growing up. No one was going to tell Mack what she could or could not do. And certainly not because of her gender. 
Mack eventually graduated college--though deeply in debt thanks to all those added fees for science labs #thanksUofOklahoma--but realized that going back home would never be realistic for her. So, she packed up her truck, Betsy, and headed west. Originally, she had meant to go to Seattle or Portland--that’s where Boeing was, that’s where her dream landed. But something about Charming, CA caught her eye--and she found herself intrigued. Plus, it sure didn’t hurt that no one seemed to care when she applied to work as a mechanic in their autoshop. Now she’s been here about 8 years and she hasn’t grown sick of it yet. She still has dreams of working for Boeing, but as she grows more comfortable in Charming, they seem to be slipping to the wayside. 
Mack’s vibe is...well, she’s a loyal friend, a good listener and kind, though not sunshine and rainbows. Growing up without her mom really changed her--she still had a compassionate heart but it’s not as obvious as it once was. She’s still sassy, sarcastic and witty, but she is friendly as well. Smart too--and a bit of a nerd, loves herself some comics and documentaries. all around, she’s genuinely a good egg, just a little...rough around the edges at times. 
H E A D C A N O N S →
Mack never, ever goes by Mackenzie. In fact, you’ll never know its her full name unless she drops her ID. The only person you’ll ever hear call her that is her father--or brothers--when something is wrong. 
Her favorite food is chicken cordon bleu. She knows it sounds fancy but literally, her favorite is the one where you buy it frozen and pop it in the oven. She is a simple gal, truly. 
Her favorite shoes are her various pairs of converse, although for work she can be seen wearing docs so she doesn’t get oil all over her shoes. 
Betsy, her truck, is very special to her--she takes extra good care of it. She’s a 1967 Chevy C10 Pickup in a robin’s egg blue color--and her pride and joy.
Even though she loves her truck no matter what, the woman has worked on enough bikes for the various motorcycle clubs around town to know that if she had even gotten enough money--she’d get herself a nice bike. Flying down the road on open asphalt? Doesn’t get better than that. 
Mack loves classic rock. Like love loves it--but also the women of the 90′s like Alanis Morisette, Liz Phair, The Cranberries--she loves a good women rock group. 
P L O T S →
friends
exes
situationships/flirtationships
fwb
slowburn
coworkers
any connections to the motorcycle gang
literally i suck at listing plots out, just hit me up and i’ll be EXCITED TO PLOT!
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earfquak3 · 6 years ago
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FLUFF alphabet - e.d.
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Summary: Just a cute little fluff alphabet with Ethan
Warnings: none except a whole lot of fluff
Word count: 1963
A = Affection
Ethan absolutely loves showing affection. He does it all the time. Maybe he’s holding your hand, or kissing your cheek, but this boy always has to touch you in some way.
B = Baby
He obviously wants kids some day. Ever since he saw you play with his baby cousin at Christmas, he can’t get the idea out of his head. He wonders if it’ll have your sparkling eyes and his cute nose, or your beautiful, wavy hair and his pink plump lips. No matter what, he knows he’ll love that baby forever.
C = Cuddling
You already know this boy loves his cuddles. He might not want to admit it but this boy loves cuddling (and being cuddled). On the couch, in the car, in bed or on a beautiful flower field. It doesn’t matter where, but this boy will cuddle. He loves to wrap you in his big, strong arms, and pull you into his chest. You guys spend hours just laying in each others arms, talking about all and nothing.
D = Dates
You guys go on dates all the time. Wether it’s small dates at home in bed, or fancy ones in the expensive Hollywood restaurants. You have mandatory date night every Saturday, because it’s very important for the both of you that you spend time together. It also really helps, if you’ve had a stressfull week.
E = Equality
You can’t really say that any of you wears the pants in the relationship. You’re very good at making mutual decisions, but sometimes you use the ‘puppy eyes’ card, to get your way. Even though it’s pretty equal, who makes the call, Ethan is the dominant one when it comes to the bedroom;)
F = First ‘I love you’
Ethan was the one who said it first. He had randomly blurted it out, while you guys were having a playfight. At first you thought you heard wrong, but after looking into his eyes, and seeing that there were nothing but love, you knew it was true. Now you don’t go a day without saying it at least once. You’re very verbal when it comes to love, because one of your biggest fears, is losing someone you love.
G = Grayson
Grayson is your best friend. You love him just as much as you love Ethan, but in a friendly way (obviously). You three do everything together, and you know each other inside out. People often ask Ethan if he ever gets worried, that Grayson will steal you away from him, but the answer is always no, because Ethan knows you're his, and so do you.
H = Holding hands
Whenever E is close to you, he has to hold your hand. It doesn’t even have to be like full on hand holding, it can just be holding onto one of your fingers, while you're strolling through target. Or playing with your fingers while you're watching a movie, on a stormy night. Also when you're making love, he finds himself reaching for your hand, when he’s nearing his high. Ethan is, and will always be, a sucker for holding hands.
I = Impressions
Ethan was blown away from the first time he saw you. The second he laid his eyes, on that beautiful face, he knew you would spend the rest of your lives together. Of course you thought he was just another fuck boy at first, but as you got to know him, you learned that he’s actually the sweetest kid ever.
J = Jokes
As we know, Ethan loves pulling pranks. Wether it’s on you, Grayson or some third person, he’s always doing some sort of prank. He once pulled a cheating prank on you, and you got so sad he completely stopped pulling pranks on you. Poor Grayson has to take twice as many now:(
K = Kissing
Ethan is always in for a kiss. Doesn’t matter if it’s a full on make out session, or if it’s just a quick peck on the cheek. Ethan loves your lips, and he’s not afraid to show it. 90% of his photos on instagram, are of you kissing, so I think it’s safe to say that he doesn’t care about PDA.
L = LA
You guys love LA, you really do, but sometimes it’s just nice to get away from everything for a while. Sometimes you go on roadtrips to beautiful places, and other times you fly back to New Jersey for a little time out.
M = Memories
You love making memories together. Like that night Ethan woke you up at 3 am, to go on a hike to the Hollywood sign. Or that time when he tried to bake you a cake for your birthday, but ended up almost burning the kitchen down, so you and Gray had to buy a cake from Target.It doesn’t even have to be big moments, like when he asked you to be his girlfriend, it can also be small moments, like when you came home from a long day of work, and Ethan had done all the laundry even though it was your turn. It’s not always the big things that stick. Sometimes the smaller they are, the more we remember them.
N = No
Ethan can hardly say no to his princess. She doesn’t have to use the puppy eyes that often, before he gives in completely. But he can’t help it. This girl has him wrapped around her finger, and he knows it.
O = Orange
Whenever you’re with Ethan, it’s like you're exploding with colors. Even on the darkest, most grey days, he manages to get all the colors to shine through. Your cheeks turn pink at the smallest things, and when you kiss, it’s like you can taste the rainbow.
P = Polaroids
Apparently it’s not enough to document, all the stuff you guys do on video, but Ethan has his baby blue polaroid camera with him at all times. He always catches the moment. He keeps all the pictures in a box under the bed. It has all kinds of photos. You cuddled all up in a blanket after you had fallen asleep on his lap, or a picture of you post-sex with wild hair, and a huge grin plastered on your face. 
Q = Questions
Being in the spotlight, you guys are constantly being asked tons of questions. Like if you’re engaged, or if it’s true that Ethan was spotted coming up with a chick at the beach yesterday (which was actually you). One time someone started a rumour that you were pregnant, after you posted a picture of you in your sweats. Needless to say the media had a field day that day.
R = Reassure 
Ethan had always been very insecure, so you constantly had to reassure him that you loved him, and only him, whenever you would get too friendly with a guy, for his liking. Although that’s just another reason why you love him.
S = Sad
Just like good days, bad days are bound to happen. We all have our ups and downs, but you guys are just lucky enough, that you have each other, so you don’t have to go through the tough times alone. The other person is always there, welcoming with open arms. It’s not always easy getting up after falling down, but it’s 10x easier when you have someone else to help you.
T = Trips
You guys love to go on trips. Ethan got this stupid idea from pinterest, that he’ll kiss you in every continent (so far you’ve kissed on 4). You also have a map in your room, where you put a red pin in all the places you’ve visited together, and your goal is to fill out as many as possible. Travelling is always fun, but it’s 10x better when you do it with someone you love.
U = Universe
You used to be one of those girls who thought love at first sight and soulmates were bullshit, but after you met Ethan you’re certain all of it is true. It’s like you’ve been missing a piece of yourself all your life, but when you met Ethan you finally felt whole. He was that missing piece., and you're sure you're meant to be.
V = Vaunt
Ethan loves to show you off. He wants everyone to know you're his baby, and oh boy they sure do. When you're in public he makes sure you're always within arms reach, and whenever you do something, he's always the one cheering the loudest. He's your biggest supporter and everyone knows it. And of course it never hurts if he makes sure to leave a hickey or two before you leave the house;)
W = Wedding
Ethan is convinced you're going to get married, and you are too. He doesn’t know when, but he knows that he’s going to make you his forever. Sometimes he catches himself looking at wedding rings through a store window, or he finds himself looking for venues. He can’t help but imagine how it’ll be on that unforgettable day. You would be wearing a beautiful white dress, gorgeous as ever, and he’ll get tears in his eyes when you walk down the aisle. You’ll dance to your favourite song, and when the wedding is done, and all the guests have left, you’ll go back to the hotel, and you’ll stay up for hours talking about all and nothing. Ethan isn’t certain about a lot of things in life, but on thing he does know, is that you’ll be together forever.
X = Xylophone
You had always been a fan of Harry Styles, ever since the one direction days, so when Ethan heard he was playing in LA, he rushed to buy tickets. You got them for your birthday, and you almost started crying out of excitement (let’s just say Ethan definitely got a thank you for the gift if you know what I mean) When the day finally came, and you were about to leave to the venue, you were almost bursting with excitement. Ethan couldn’t help but smile at how cute you were. You sang your heart out to every single song he played, but one song stuck with you more than the others. When Harry was singing Meet me in the hallway, Ethan couldn’t help but stare at you. You were just so beautiful, how did he get so lucky? When you looked back at him with those beautiful eyes of yours, he knew that he loved you. At first you were shocked that he said it, of course you loved him back, but it was just so unexpected. You almost burst into tears, and grabbed his face and kissed him. You don’t think you've said ‘I love you* as many times as you did that night. That song will always hold a special place in your heart.
Y = yearning
Ethan is very clingy, so he has a hard time staying away from you for too long. One time you went away for two days, and he called you, crying and saying that he missed you, on the first night. Of course you would rather spend time in your boyfriends arms, than be at a boring college lecture, but Ethan takes it to a whole new level. But of course that’s just one of the reasons why you love him.
Z = Zebra
Ethan has always been a big pet fan, as well as you. You always talked about getting a pet, but that was kinda hard with Grayson in the house. But you guys made a deal that when you had your own house, you would buy all kinds of pets. Even a zebra!
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ace-angel-judas · 6 years ago
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NSFW Alphabet with:
Jocks |
Jisub belongs to @oofjae
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A = Aftercare
While, it has never been Jisub’s thing he has done before, since dating Socks, he’s gotten more into it. Socks is normally dead tired after sex and he’s got to make sure they’re both cleaned up so depending on the type of sex they’ve had, sometimes it’s a long bath or other times it’s the cloth from beside the bed.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 
Little bit of an odd spot, but Socks loves Jisub’s chest. It’s a place to put her hands when she rides him, where her nails can dig into when he’s on top and a pillow for any time of the day. Jisub likes her neck, it’s just soft and he can bury his head in it or suck little mark onto it. It helps show she’s his.
C = Cum
These two apparently don’t know what a condom is, Jisub will buy a pack of condoms and they’ll use like.. 2 maybe 3 before their expired. They aren’t messy about cum, no facials but Jisub’s not a guy who pulls out (have safe sex kids)
D = Dirty Secret (a dirty secret of theirs)
Socks can lowkey dom Jisub and he loves it. Nothing too extreme but she’s had him blindfolded and cuffed before.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Jisub is experienced as hell whereas Socks is still learning. Jisub knows what to do and has Socks follow along.
F = Favorite position
Cowgirl. Jisub likes the view and Socks has much better grip and control in the position.
G = Goofy(Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Okay, they can get a little bit silly. Like the one time Jisub fell off the bed trying to get his pants off or when the bed broke or when Socks rolled them over and they fell off the bed again. These normally happen when they’re lazy and decide to have sex to pass the time. They also get a good laugh out of things.
H = Hair (How well groomed are they)
Socks waxes herself, Jisub probably doesn’t do much but he doesn’t have much hair to begin with.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Jisub isn’t the most romantic of guys but he can be when it’s needed. Socks is more of the type that makes things all pretty. There’s a few generous and caring moments during sex, lots of kissing and ‘I love you’
J = Jack Off (Masturbation)
This is Jisub’s area, Socks is touring? Fan cams. Socks is away for a day or two? Fan cams. The boy likes to hit it when he can while Socks isn’t home. Although, mutual masturbation is a thing they’ve done before but Jisub couldn’t take it and had to touch her.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
We all know they have a daddy kink, it doesn’t go outside the bedroom but it’s there.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
They’re a bedroom kind of couple. While there’s been the shower and the studio, the bedroom is just secure and they know Chiwon won’t bust in (99% of the time). It also gives Jisub the room he needs to teach her new things.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Socks innocence. Jisub just gets so turned on by it, he’s straight up all on her ass when she’s asking questions about sex stuff.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Pain or butt stuff. It stays away.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
While Jisub is an amazing giver, he loves receiving more. Socks is more than happy to give him a quick blow job, especially while they’re out somewhere and just decided to shake things up in a bathroom stall.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Depends who’s on top. If it’s Socks, she will ride him like there is no tomorrow while Jisub is a bit more of a hard and rough type.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
They aren’t Socks most favourite thing, she likes to draw things out and really explore but sometimes they don’t get a choice. Jisub is fine with them.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
As idols/being in the spotlight, it’s nothing overly risky. They won’t have sex anywhere that they could be caught or film a sex tape but they’ll experiment with things like toys, positions, roleplay..
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Socks has much more stamina (she would have to practice and practice and practice for hours on end when she was at SM after all). Jisub can go hard for a while but nothing compared to Socks stamina. Although, he doesn’t cum as fast as he used to.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Nothing too extreme. They have a vibrator (for Socks), a blindfold, some cuffs but nothing wild.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Jisub can be a teasing little shit but so can Socks. Jisub is more of an edging person, he’ll work Socks up until she’s crying for him to let her cum. Where as Socks.. she has a thing for ice..
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Poor Chiwon.. Socks can be loud as hell, she’s more vocal than Jisub. She’ll partly scream while Jisub is more of a whisperer and grunts.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Socks has a massive collection of lingerie and she’s modelled all of them for Jisub before.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Jisub is a skinny boy, he’s not got some god sized dick. He’s kinda long (about 5-6 inches) but thin. He gets more tone with his moves than his dick size.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
These two can be rabbits sometimes, it’s either really high that you can see the sexual tension or not too much. Depends on if they’ve been away from each other or not.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Socks is a sleeper, she’ll fall asleep right afterwards really. Jisub just cuddles hers and makes sure she’s all cleaned up.
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Trouble comes from East
It’s been some time since I did a oneshot, hope I didn’t lose my touch :D
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Rating: M Setting: Modern AU
Prompt: Mikasa saving kidnapped Eren
As this has been done numerous times in the canon, I decided to try and give it a modern twist, see how that goes. It turned out rather long in the end, and I would love to hear what you people think about it.
Most importantly Enjoy!
In her life, Mikasa found herself in dozens of bizarre situations. She waited a whole day on a roof, not moving an inch, before she got a perfect shot at her mark. She sneaked through sewers to plant a bomb on the chassis of a car. She had to fight a crazy old fedora wearing Japanese dude one on one with katanas, fencing for what felt like eternity before the stuff she poisoned him with the day before finally took hold, and he died, his last words something about her lack of honor. But every contract was a new challenge, and now she was experiencing yet another first. Sitting in a bar, with a pretty blonde girl bawling her eyes out across the table was something she’s never done before.
“Y-You have to save h-him,”, she managed to push out in-between the sobs, cleaning her nose loudly afterwards, “there is no one else.”
Mikasa felt rather awkward, because the scene the blonde was creating was pulling the eyes of the whole bar to her. She never liked being the center of attention. But what is the right reaction, when you peacefully sit at your favorite establishment, enjoying a nice cold beer, and out of nowhere this tiny well-dressed female appear, and starts crying. What was she supposed to do?
“Listen, ehm… what’s your name?”, she began, hoping that she will finally shut the fuck up.
“K-Krista.”
“Right, Krista.”, Mikasa leaned a bit forward, putting on her most intimidating look, hoping to scare whoever this was off, “What the fuck are you talking about?”
For all her efforts, Krista didn’t seem to notice.
“My fiancé! They kidnapped him! H-He’s… He’s…”, she started sobbing again, much to Mikasa’s annoyance. Reaching out, she snapped her fingers underneath Krista’s face, visibly startling her.
“Hey! Focus! Who’s kidnapped? Who?!”
The questions finally seemed to get to her, and Krista dried her tears, sniffing loudly.
“Eren Yeager, a surgeon, my fiancé, someone took him, and I don’t know who.”, her watery eyes focused on Mikasa, pleading, “Please, you have to help me, I beg you.”
“Me? Why me? Just go to the police.”
“I did, of course I did.”, she cleaned her nose again, this time with a bit more dignity. “But they don’t know anything. Please…”
“Look, miss, you came to the wrong person. I don’t save people.”
I kill them, she added silently. With her parents murdered at age nine, she moved to her uncle, Levi, who was an ex special forces. Mikasa was a wreck back then, so emotionally crippled that she couldn’t even sleep at night, spending most of the days crying. Levi didn’t know how to help her, as she refused to talk to any psychiatrist, but after noticing that she seemed interested in learning how to protect herself, he fulfilled her wish. Military trained himself, he taught her over the years, how to shoot with a variety of guns, how to fight with a knife, and everything he knew about hand-to-hand combat. As a teenager, Mikasa had just a few friends, but she treasured them greatly. So, when one of them, a girl, got raped, she didn’t hesitate for a second. As a hound, she tracked down the offender, and executed him, single bullet right between the eyes. This type of vigilante justice is unacceptable by society, but Mikasa didn’t care. The system was broken, it never managed to find the criminals who killed her parents, she did that herself, at age sixteen, finally delivering what they both deserved, seven years late. As it usually is with acts like these, someone caught wind of what she did, one thing led to the other, and before she realized it, Mikasa was a professional assassin. Gangs, organizations, sometimes even singular people paid her to get rid of individuals who needed to be removed, and she got rid of them, quickly and quietly. To this day, she never missed a mark. In short, no, she did not save people.
“But I heard that you take care of problems.”, Krista blinked in surprise, “I have money if that is the issue…”
“I take care of other problems, not saving kidnapped lovers.”, Mikasa growled, massaging her temples. This little lady was giving her a serious headache, “Who even told you about me?”
“Armin, we know each other from a yoga class.”, she squeaked, “He said that you will help me….” The damn tears started to fall again. “Please.”
God damn Armin and his too large mouth. The fact that he was one of her oldest friends didn’t give him the right to just go and spill her secrets everywhere, stupid blondie. But before she could tell Krista that she really has no intention of helping her, no matter what Armin said, the girl spoke again.
“I don’t know how much your usual rate is, so I was thinking…. Three hundred thousand? Is that okay?”
Mikasa did her best to hide her surprised expression behind the glass, but she almost choked on her drink anyway. Thee hundred thousand? Was this girl serious? To steady her voice, she cleared her throat, glaring at Krista with her best unimpressed face.
“Since this is hardly what I normally do, you have to do better than that.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to offend. How about half a million?”
“Those are some large numbers sweetie, are you sure that you can pay that?”
But Krista just waved her hand.
“Daddy owns a large company, money is really not an issue. Ever heard of Reiss holding?
Wait a minute, if her father owned Reiss holding, does that mean…
“You are Krista Reiss?”
She nodded.
“I am.”
Well, that solved a few questions. If this Eren dude was just a no-name surgeon, he was most likely kidnapped because of his connection to her. He was worthless on his own, but if his fiancé was the daughter of one of the richest men in America, it made sense that someone would want to snatch him. Mikasa narrowed her eyes in calculation. Maybe she could abuse those little findings, push this heiress a little bit further, just to see how far she would go. After all, she seemed completely clueless.
“Eight hundred thousand, and I’ll consider it.”
“A million.”
Okay then…
“Deal.”, Mikasa nodded, “But I’ll want the money first. Can you make them untraceable?”
“Easily.”, Krista stood up from her chair, turning towards the exit, “I’ll make a few calls, wait for me here, please.”
Fifteen minutes later, Mikasa was watching on her phone as her account started swelling, numerous smaller payments flowing in from cover-up companies, adding together to the promised million. Her head was swimming. She, Mikasa Ackerman, who grew up in a trailer with her uncle, just became a millionaire. Finding her voice was hard, but she managed, looking over the table to Krista’s inquiring gaze.
“I’ll need to ask you a few questions first. But I promise that I’ll find your Erin.”
“Eren.”
Whatever.
It was dark outside, the night in full swing, while Mikasa sat in her tiny apartment, staring at the wall. While still wrapping her head around her new financial situation, she grilled Krista, learning what she knew. It wasn’t much. Apparently, Eren disappeared after his shift at the hospital, along the road to the house he lived in with Krista. His car wasn’t found, as the kidnappers most likely destroyed it to cover their tracks. So far, there were no demands from them, no one contacted Krista or her father, but that was understandable, as it was only a week since he was taken. Mikasa knew from experience that it’s often better to let the victims stew for a bit before asking for ransom, they were more likely to agree to pay the money afterwards. This lack of information did leave her in a tight spot, however. She was sitting on a nice pile of cash, sure, but the job she was paid for was rather hard to do without a starting point. Mikasa had to find one, and there was only one organization that could help her with that, her old friends. The police.
Another thing that she learned from her uncle was that it’s always useful to have an inside man in the force. As they were legal, unlike her, they had the access to funds and sources she could never have. After a bit of snooping and a few failed attempts, Mikasa acquired a source on the inside, an officer who liked only one thing more than his professional dignity. Money. Jean Kirsten wasn’t a bad guy. He paid his taxes, worked diligently, hell, he even donated to charity from time to time. But long years at the force without a real advancement in the ranks left him bitter enough to be bribed, exactly as Mikasa liked it. Their meeting spot was on a backstreet, in a part of town where there was almost no possibility of them being disturbed by anyone. Standing here now, Mikasa hoped that Jean will give her something, anything to start her search, because as it was now, she was completely clueless.
“Mikasa! Looking as beautiful as ever.”, his cheerful voice made her head snap up, hand half reaching to the gun at her waist before she realized that it was no one else but the policeman she was waiting for. If he noticed her slip, he didn’t say anything about it.
“Hello Jean, you got something for me?”, she said, hoping to be done with this as soon as possible. But he seemed to disagree.
“What’s the rush?”, he grinned at her, “Why don’t we take this somewhere else, a bar or something. Let me buy you a drink, and we can talk after.”
On the inside, Mikasa grimaced, but outside she forced herself to smile. It wasn’t hard to see that Jean was hitting on her, but she had no intention of letting him into her pants. For one thing, she wasn’t attracted to him, but more importantly he was useful, and sleeping with him would create unnecessary complications.
“I’m sorry, but I’m in a rush.”, reaching into her pocket, she pulled out the envelope with the money, holding it up for him to see, “So why don’t we just get done with this?”
“Well, you asked for the Yeager case, the kidnapping right?”
“That’s correct.”
“I’m not going to ask how you know about that, but it’s a rather delicate case. Very sensitive information.”
Playing hard to get, huh? No trouble, Mikasa was willing to indulge him, to a degree.
“I understand that.”, retrieving a second envelope, she let it join the first one in her hand, “That’s why I’m paying you double.”
“Look, I’m sorry, but this is really something special.”
She groaned. He would allow himself to be bought, otherwise he wouldn’t come here, all she had to do was guess the right price. Luckily, she was rather rich at the moment.
“Triple?”, she tried, but Jean shook his head.
“You don’t understand honey.”, slowly, he reached out to smooth a strand of hair away from her face, “I don’t want money.”
Oh, that’s how it is then.
“You want to fuck me?”
His cheeks colored a bit, but he nodded, eyes wary, He knew that she was dangerous.
“Fine.”, stuffing the envelopes back in her pockets, she turned on her heel, gesturing for him to follow, “Let’s go to my place, so this can be over with.”
At least she would save on the cash.
In his fantasies, they sometimes used Jean’s handcuffs in the foreplay, the sex itself much wilder afterwards. What he didn’t dream up however, was that he was the one with his hands behind his back, tied, lying down on the ground, cheek pressed against the cold road, with Mikasa watching him from her bike, the rear wheel dangerously close to his face. With a jerk of her wrist, she reved the engine, the sound deafening as it was right next to his ear.
“Want to talk now?”, she shouted over the ruckus.
“I don’t know anything!”, he screamed back, eyes wide as he watched the wheel turn. Mentally, he was cursing himself. Trying to bed someone who he knew was a fucking assassin, that must be the dumbest thing he has done to this date. It took Mikasa about five seconds to disarm him, knock him facedown to the ground and cuff him with his own handcuffs, getting on her bike after with an amused expression.
“See, I was always wondering.”, ignoring his plea, she turned off the engine and moved the wheel a bit closer, pressing it right against Jean’s cheek, sandwiching him between the rubber and asphalt. “If I turn the bike on now, do you know how fast it will tear off your skin?”
“I swear! We didn’t find shit!”
Mikasa shrugged.
“Then you are useless to me.”
Seeing her completely cold eyes, Jean realized that she wasn’t bluffing. She would do it. He should have taken the fucking money.
“Wait! Wait, there’s something.”
Pausing, she gestured for him to go on.
“We found out that Yeager has a half-brother and brought him in for questioning, but he doesn’t know anything.”
“Maybe you just didn’t ask right.”. A half-brother? Well, it was better than nothing. “What’s his name?”
“Zeke, he owns a bar downtown. Monkey Trouble.”
Satisfied, she backed off the bike from Jean’s head, turning it on again.
“See, was that so hard?”
Digging into her pocket, she retrieved the key to the handcuffs, throwing it on the ground next to Jean.
“It was a pleasure working with you, officer Kirstein.”, with that, Mikasa saluted, and drove off, leaving him in the dust.
The bar wasn’t hard to find. Mikasa parked on the street in front, taking her car instead of the bike, to be less suspicious, and entered, searching for the owner. Walking up to the counter, she got the attention of the serving girl, ordering a beer. When it was handed to her, Mikasa smiled at the waitress.
“Can I ask where the owner is?”, she asked.
“Zeke? Why? Is he in some trouble?”
“Oh no, nothing like that.”, Mikasa put on her best dreamy expression, which was rather hard because she very rarely used it, “I just heard from the girls that he’s like super-hot, so I wanted to see for myself.”
“Is that so?”, the black-haired woman returned her smile, “Then I’m sorry to inform you that he’s married. To me”
With that, she held up her hand, a golden band on the finger.
“Pieck Yeager.”
“I’m Sasha Blouse,”, Mikasa lied smoothly, borrowing a name from a girl she knew years back, shaking the offered hand, “That’s too bad that you already snatched him. But could I like, see a picture or something? Pretty please.”
The façade of stupid bimbo was draining her IQ by the second, but for a million dollars she was willing to keep it up. Pieck measured her for a second, but in the end her ego won over her wariness. Reaching for her phone, she found a picture and turned the display to Mikasa, showing a tall bearded blond man with glasses, smiling into the camera.
“Oooh, the girls weren’t lying.”, burning the face into her mind, “Sasha” looked back at Pieck, “You are a lucky gal!”
“He’s going to be here for the night shift.”, Pieck informed her, “You can talk to him then. But no seducing!”
Doing a cross over her heart, Mikasa nodded at her reassuringly.
“None.”
Then it was all about finding the right opportunity. In the end, she was too tired to wait for Zeke, as she told Pieck, promising to come back some other day, and returned to her car, parking it into a more secluded spot while expecting her prey. As she was told, the owner appeared about two hours later, and getting out of his car in front of the bar, he stretched his back with a groan. Mikasa mirrored him, approaching her target from the darkness.
“Zeke?”, she called.
Confused, he turned, his gaze sliding over her figure.
“Yes?”
She shot him with the taser, making his body fall on the ground, twitching. Once he was out, she kneeled next to him, stabbing his neck with the syringe, making sure that he won’t wake up until the time will be right. Zeke’s body was heavy, as she dragged him behind herself to the car, but Mikasa was much stronger than she looked. Unceremoniously, she dumped him in the trunk, locking it afterwards. Pieck will have to handle the night shift by herself, she thought, as she sped up the car away from the city, to the spot she had prepared for a situation like this.
When Zeke woke up, groaning, he found himself lying on the grass, with a shovel next to him. Mikasa was sitting on the trunk, legs dangling freely, gun in her hand. She gestured towards the ground, a single word leaving her lips in a tone that allowed no discussion.
“Dig.”
Cold sweat running down Zeke’s back, even while the physical activity was warming him up, as he could feel the barrel of the gun aiming right in the middle of his torso. His captor didn’t ask him a single question, not until he was about knee deep in the ground, the shape she ordered him to make rather easy to identify. He was digging his own grave.
“Look I…”, he began, only to be cut off by her.
“Your brother, where is he?”
“I… I have no idea.”
“Then keep digging.”
Zeke was in the hole up to his shoulders now, sweating profusely. The ominous silence was much worse than anything, the only sounds were the shovel creaking on the gravel and how Mikasa tapped the heel of her boot against the car.
“All right,”, she finally stopped him, “That’s deep enough. Throw the shovel out.”
He considered for a moment trying to hit her with it, somehow, but that was impossible. Mikasa was no beginner in this and picked a distance where she wouldn’t be easy to aim at with a shovel, but a gun was a different story. Weighting the pros and cons, Zeke decided not to rile her, and threw the shovel out of the hole, as instructed. With a sigh, Mikasa jumped down from the car, making her way to the edge, looming menacingly over the scared bar owner.
“This is your last chance.”, she informed him, “Where is Eren?”
“I…I…I can’t tell you!”, he screamed, terrified, “They will kill my wife If I do!”
“You can worry about them later.”, Mikasa answered, completely unmoved by his outburst. She cocked the gun. “I am here now.”
Zeke was close to the breaking point, but wasn’t there yet, he needed one last push. To give him that, she squatted down, dropping her voice to a dangerous growl.
“Listen asshole, this conversation ends in two ways. First, you tell me what you know, and I will let you walk free. Second, you keep this shit up, and I will shoot out your knees and elbows and bury you alive. Now what will it be?”
As expected, he broke.
“They came to me on the street, some Russian gangsters.”, he was stammering, but Mikasa still managed to pick out the words she needed, “Asked questions about Eren, I didn’t give them anything so they b-beat me up and threatened my w-wife. Said that they will burn down the bar with her inside.”, his eyes looked up at Mikasa, tears in them, “I just told them where Eren works, and what time he gets off, nothing else. I swear! I didn’t know that they will kidnap him.”
“Good so far. Now where is he?”
“I… I don’t know! All I saw was that the van they drove off in had the logo of the fishing company at the side. They have warehouses in the dock.”
Mikasa seemed to be considering his confessions, watching him silently for a time. Then, she aimed the gun right at him.
“Turn around and get down on your knees.”
“But…”
The gunshot was loud, echoing, the bullet burying itself into the ground just inches from his foot.
“Now!”
Tears running down his face, Zeke followed her orders, turning away form her and falling to his knees, sobs wrecking through his body.
“Start praying.”, she ordered him, voice cold and completely void of any emotion.
Zeke was never a religious man, but he prayed, and he prayed hard, waiting for the bullet to dig into the back of his skull. Instead of that however, he could hear the car doors close, and the vehicle sped off, leaving him alone in the grave. With a sinking feeling in his stomach and a certain warmth spreading around the crotch, he realized that he pissed himself.
Finding the correct warehouse was a bit harder than finding the bar, but Mikasa managed in the end. After all, she was rather experienced in that. Only one of the building at the dock was flanked by men with clumsily hidden handguns under their clothes. Setting up a watchpoint at a nearby rooftop, she surveyed the grounds, looking for a way in. The warehouse was rather well guarded, so getting in silently might prove a challenge, and she had no time to spend a day or longer just watching for a lapse in their vigilance. She had no idea what they were doing with Eren inside, and she was rather sure that Krista was expecting her fiancé back in one piece. The backdoor was her way in, she decided, even with the guard standing there. Returning to her car, Mikasa could feel the familiar rush of adrenaline in her blood, the quiet before the storm. On the backseat was a duffel bag, one that she took from her house, filled with the tools of her trade. Guns.
Unzipping her jacket Mikasa put on the bulletproof vest, making sure that it sat snugly on her body. A million dollars was nice money, but she had no intention of dying for it. Next, she pulled out two guns from the bag, checking their condition, and putting it in the holsters under her arms. Last was the assault rifle, her personal favorite. With a practiced motion of her hand, she screwed the silencer on, retrieving a few spare magazines and stuffing them into her pockets. There, now she was as ready as she could be. Getting out of the car, she closed the door, eyeing the warehouse. Showtime.
The night hid her rather well as she sneaked along the side, avoiding the guards who seemed more intent of keeping warm than doing their jobs. Reaching the back door, she aimed down the sights, eyeing the one that she couldn’t move past. She whistled. Curious, the man turned towards the sound, hand falling to his waist, trying to wrench his weapon free. Mikasa shot him twice, one to the chest and one to the head, the suppressor barking into the darkness. The Russian folded without a sound, body crumbling on the ground. Moving swiftly, she crouched down to search him, grabbing a key from his pocket. It fit the lock perfectly, turning and letting her in. It was dimly lit inside, and she took a moment to let her vision adjust, continuing in her search after. There were barrels, most likely filled with fish, stacked all around, the air rancid with oil and fat. She walked past them, making no sound at all, listening for anything that would give away the location of her mark. A scream rattled her, as she crouched in fear of being spotted, but soon another followed, and she realized that the sound had nothing to do with her. Creeping to the source, Mikasa soon reached something that looked like a storage room, door unguarded and wide open, letting her peek inside.
There was a man, tied to a chair, with long hair obscuring his features from view. Another guy, tattooed brute, was at the moment having a fun time of beating the prisoner’s face to a pulp.
“Not so funny now, huh?”, he said with a heavy eastern accent, hitting him again. “Fucking joker.”
The sitting guy spat out some blood, grimacing against the pain.
“It’s hard to talk when you keep shoving your fist to my face Dimitri.”
That only seemed to rile him further.
“It’s Dimitar!”, he shouted, punching him in the stomach, making him double over. Grabbing a fistful of his long hair, he pulled his face up, growling right into his ear. “You wont laugh when we start cutting off your fingers to deliver to your Reiss bitch, asshole. I’ll make sure that they go slow.”
“You guys getting paid for parts?”, somehow, the prisoner managed to grin, “Maybe you should cut off my dick then, although I doubt that you have big enough box.”
“You fucking…”
Whatever Dimitar wanted to say would remain a mystery, because Mikasa picked just that time to shoot him in the back. He folded, just like the guy guarding the back door. Kicking him out of the way, Mikasa closed the distance to the chair, pulling the hair away from the prisoner’s face to get a good look. The first thing she noticed was his green eyes, blazing into hers, somehow looking clean even amidst all the blood.
“Eren Yeager?”, she asked, hoping that this is the guy she Is looking for. Otherwise she just killed two Russians for nothings.
“That’s me.”, he said, looking her up and down, “And what are you, an angel? More likely a Valkyrie with all the guns, huh? Am I going to Valhalla?”
“Stuff it.”, she hissed, but before she could start looking for a way to free him, Eren’s eyes widened as he looked over her shoulder, making her turn quickly.
That move saved her life, as the knife that was supposed to stab her in the neck missed, her assailant stumbling past with a curse. Dimitar proved to be more resilient than she expected, silently standing up from the ground after she shot him, now attacking her with a feral expression and long bladed knife in his hand. She took a wider stance, trying to get a good shot at him, but he was a fast one, despite his size. With the speed of an attacking snake, he jumped at her, slashing wide, making her drop the gun to defend herself. Their bodied collided and they fell on the ground in a heap, tangled together. In a normal fight, Mikasa was sure that she could take him, with her vast knowledge of martial arts, but like this, wrestling together, the superior weight and muscle mass of the Russian overcame her. Dimitar rolled on top, grabbing the pommel of the knife with both hands and pushing with all his might, trying to stab Mikasa into the face. She caught his wrists, her strength straining against him, but the tip of the blade kept descending, closer and closer.
“You. Asian. Whore.”, he growled through the gritted teeth, muscles taut beneath his skin.
She couldn’t hold him back, he was too strong. With a scream, she redirected her push sideways instead of right against it, and the blade missed, cutting into her cheek instead, right beneath the eye. The pain shot through her body, but she ignored it, the cold dedication easily soothing the burn. Mikasa twisted, squirmed, and managed to weasel from underneath the guy, getting free. The brute stood up, the knife still firmly held in his fist, turning back towards Mikasa with an evil grin. But she wouldn’t wait for him. Rolling to the side, Mikasa reached underneath her arm, pulling out the handgun, and emptying the magazine right into Dimitar’s broad chest. Slowly, as if he was still coming to terms with his terminal wounds, he took one last step forward, before dropping to his knees, eyes full of hate.
“Fuck…. You….”, he breathed out, finally falling on his face and remaining motionless.
Collecting her bearings, Mikasa scrambled to her feet, realizing one thing. The handguns had no suppressors, unlike the assault rifle. The guards outside surely heard her. With a curse, she grabbed the knife, crouching behind Eren to cut him free, the blade biting through the bindings.
“You’re bleeding.”, he noticed when they were face to face, hand reaching out to touch her cut cheek. But she shook him away.
“There are people coming.”, Mikasa said, already hearing the cries of alarm. Pulling out her other gun, she offered it to him. “Can you shoot?”
“No, I’m sorry. Never held a weapon in my life.”
Now was certainly not the time to teach him. Reloading the first weapon that she shot Dimitar with, she took a firm hold on both guns, one in each hand, swiftly walking out of the room.
“Follow me.”
Eren was right behind her, as she found a decent cover behind the fish barrels, eyeing the main entrance. As expected, the door soon flew open, the square filling with figures screaming in Russian. Taking a deep breath, she picked her targets and pulled the triggers. Hell began. Bullets flying past, hitting the wall, hitting the barrels, but never burrowing into the flesh. Unlike her shots. Years of training paying off, she picked the guards one by one, blood rushing in her ears. Crouching back behind the cover to reload, she risked a quick peek at Eren, who was staring at the bloodbath around him with wide eyes. He didn’t seem scared, but certainly not in his element either.
“Stay hidden.”, she whispered, earing a quick nod from him.
Guns at the ready, Mikasa straightened, dropping two more Russians dumb enough to try and get the drop on her. Their lines must be thinning, she realized as she scanned the interior of the warehouse, looking for more. The number was low. Way too low. Zero to be exact. Where were they? As on cue, the back door slammed open, a surprise attack, and Mikasa whirled to meet it. Too slow. The bullets hit her in the chest, knocking the air out of her, throwing her against the barrel, one of the guns flying from her hand, sliding over the floor. Before she could react, more shots rang, this time the fire flaring in her arm and leg. Fight against it, fuck the pain. You can lick your wounds later. Fight, or you won’t survive. Fight!
Screaming in defiance, she aimed her remaining gun, pulling the trigger at the surprise party. And they fell, one by one, until a last shadow remained in her vision. But when she tried shooting him, the sound every assassin dread appeared in her ears. The click of an empty magazine. The Russian finally realized that she was out, picking up his gun from the ground where he dropped it during her counterattack, grinning. Exhausted, beaten, out of options, Mikasa let her empty weapon fall on the floor, sighing. Well, she gave it her best shot. At least the money will go to Levi now, as per her last will, and she chuckled imagining the surprise on his face when he sees the figure. Enjoy the cash, midget. A gun fired.
Instead of pain, as she expected, the shadow staggered and fell, remaining motionless. Tiredly turning her head to the side, she saw that Eren was holding the pistol she dropped, barrel smoking. Seemingly snapping out of his trance, he crouched down to be on level with her, eyes traveling over her body.
“And you said that you never held a gun in your life.”, she muttered, “Liar.”
“Don’t speak.”, Eren ordered her, fingers traveling over the holes in her body. “You’re hurt.”
“Thanks for the diagnosis doc.”, Mikasa coughed, feeling weaker than she ever did, “You think my insurance will cover it?”
“I have to get you out of here.”, ignoring the quip, Eren pulled Mikasa up to her feet, letting her wrap her arm around his shoulders. Together, they hobbled out of the warehouse and to her car, where he let her sit down at the passenger seat. But as he tried getting in to drive, she stopped him.
“My prints….”, she whispered, “Blood.”
“Right, give me a second.”
Pushing against her wounds to limit the bleeding, she waited, until finally he appeared, holding her discarded pistol and assault rifle and throwing them in the back seat.
“Dumped the fish all over the place where you bled. No one will notice it.”
“Good.”
“You know where the nearest hospital is?”, he asked as he started the car. Out of nowhere an iron hold appeared on his upper arm, Mikasa’s fingers squeezing him with surprising strength.
“No hospitals.”
“But…”
“No. Hospitals.”
“Fucking hell. Fine!”, gritting his teeth, he watched her let go of his hand, wincing against the pain, “Where do you live?”
Half conscious, she managed to guide him, while Eren kept making sure that she doesn’t fall asleep. Reaching their destination, he helped her up the stairs, finally making it up to her small flat, where he sat her down on the table.
“First aid kit?”
“Bathroom.”
The pain was subsiding, as the numbness started taking over. Before she could lie down to rest, which would most likely be her end, Eren was back, clutching the box with a red cross on it. With careful fingers, he stripped her from the bulletproof vest and the shirt underneath, pulling off her jeans after. Unlike she was expecting, Eren didn’t fuss over the wounds, as he seemed to switch to a full-on doctor mode, lips pressed into a thin line.
“One went clean through, but you have a bullet in your shoulder and in your thigh. A cut on the cheek from bladed weapon. All four wounds bleeding profusely.”
“Unlucky me.”
He didn’t reply.
“I’ll have to get the bullets out.”, he looked at her, “It will hurt like a bitch.”
She tried to shrug, but her shoulder didn’t move.
“Hurts already.”
“Right. You got any booze?”
“Fridge.”
He moved fast, retrieving a bottle of something strong Mikasa couldn’t identify in her state, handing it to her and turning the stove on. As she was about to ask why, he grabbed a kitchen knife and started heating the blade, answering that question. Right, she was not looking forward to having that jammed into her wounds. Taking a long drink from the bottle, she hoped that the alcohol will dull her senses at least a little bit, while Eren cleaned her wounds. Grabbing the heated knife after, he looked up at her.
“Ready?”
Collecting her remaining courage, Mikasa nodded. Nodding back, Eren delved in, inserting the tip of his knife into the shot. To his surprise, she didn’t scream, groaning in pain instead while her fingers clutched the bottle until her knuckles bled white. He worked fast, experienced, the blade finding and removing the bullet before she could truly start dreading her situation. Moving to her shoulder, the burn scorched her, making Mikasa grit her teeth. When the other bullet popped out, she almost fainted.
“Hey, hey.”, a hand slapped her cheek, the uncut one, waking her up, “Stay with me.”
“This is bullshit…”
“Sure is. Now I gotta stitch it, all the bullet holes and the cut.”
“Get on with it then.”, she was floating, out of her body, the exhaustion combining with the pain and drunkenness making her feel high, as on drugs. The pricks of the needle were hardly noticeable, and Eren’s work was clean, much faster than her own. She closed a number of wounds on her body in the past, but the neat rows of stitches the doctor created were almost pretty. After wrapping her up in bandages, Eren offered to carry her to bed, but she declined sharply, trying to keep the last remnants of her dignity intact. But when she hopped of the table, the pain from the two bullet wounds in her leg shot up, making her stumble and fall, right into his embrace. Begrudgingly, Mikasa allowed him to carry her after. Some assassin she was, tucked in a bed by her own mark.
“Fucking Russians,”, she growled as he carefully laid her down, making sure to avoid all the many hurting points of her body. The bullets into her torso might have been blocked by the vest, but they still left massive bruises behind.
“Bulgarians.”, he corrected her.
“Huh?”
“They were Bulgarians, not Russians.”
The laughter came slow, shaking her body, the sound leaving her even when she covered her mouth. She was hurt. She was drunk. Her body didn’t feel like her own. And when she looked up, Mikasa noticed that Eren was looking at her with worried expression, those green eyes blazing right into her soul, face so close to hers that she could kiss him.
So, she did.
Eren was mightily surprised when she pushed her lips onto his, wrapping her arms around his neck. He tasted good, even when it was spoiled a bit by the lingering aftermath of blood, left behind by Dimitar’s care. Falling backwards, she pulled her right with him, until he was hovering over her body, apparently still too stunned to do anything. Only when Mikasa pulled back to breathe, he blinked himself back into reality, eyes widening.
“What are you doing?”
“What does it look like I’m doing.”
She tried kissing him again, but he denied her, moving away.
“You’re hurt.”, he pointed out, matter-of-factly.
“So be gentle.”, again, her mouth chased his, and this time she caught her prey, once again closing them in a lip lock. For all his talk, Eren seemed to be falling for her too, working with her, tongue meeting hers hesitantly.
“We shouldn’t be doing this.”, he whispered between the kisses, but didn’t try moving away. “We can’t do this.”
Mikasa paused, watching for a second, as he hovered over her with flushed cheeks and dilated pupils. He was right, they shouldn’t be doing this. It made no sense. She was hurt, badly, high on the pain, and he just spent the last days tied to a chair, while someone did their best to rearrange his face. She shrugged, not even feeling the bite in her shoulder anymore.
“I know.”
This time it was Eren who moved first, pressing her into the mattress while planting a string of kisses from the corner of her mouth down to her neck, sighing into the hollow there, and Mikasa felt a fire ignite between her legs, so much different than the pain, one that she haven’t felt for…. well, never actually. Tugging at his hair to get his mouth back to hers, she let her primal instincts take over, fully surrendering to them. This is going to be a long night.
Everything hurt. Her shoulder, her leg, her head, well, basically her whole body. Groaning, Mikasa opened her eyes, seeing Eren pacing in front of the bed, reminding her of a caged lion, hands running through his long hair in nervous gestures.
“Morning.”
He stopped in his tracks, turning towards her.
“Morning.”
“What are you doing?”
“Last night was a mistake.”, he blurted out instead of answering, his features having total anguish written in them, “I’m engaged, and I don’t even know you.”
Mikasa shook her head.
“Chill out, will you? Last night was nothing, just a bit of fun after the job.”, she threw the cover away, hanging her legs over the edge of the bed. “If you won’t tell anyone, I wont either. Okay?”
“So we just what, pretend that nothing happened?”
“Yep.”, managing to stand on her own, Mikasa pushed past him and into the bathroom, making his cheeks color a bit, because after the events of the last night, she was understandably naked. Stepping into the shower, she turned it on, not minding the way it wet her bandages.
“I noticed the tattoo on your wrist.”, Eren called from the other side of the door, trying to keep the conversation going for some reason. “It looks nice.”
All right, enough is enough. Turning the water off, Mikasa stepped out of the shower, opening the door to come face to face with him. That tattoo was a personal thing, family mark, one that no one was supposed to see, especially not a target.
“Shut the fuck up, okay?”, she reached out, poking him in the chest, “We fucked, and that’s it. There’s nothing before, nothing after, nothing at all. Now I’m completely fine with pretending that we never did anything, but if you want to keep crying about it, that’s fine by me. But stop trying to get to know me, or some shit, because I don’t give a fuck about you.”
He seemed hurt by her outburst, taking a step back.
“I…”
“You are nothing to me, understand? Just a job, and well-paid at that, that’s it. Now let me shower in peace and go back to your golden castle to your fucking princess and be done with this once and for all.”
She slammed the door right in front of his face. Returning to the shower, Mikasa let the hot water run over her body, soothing the muscles, finally helping her relax. And relaxation brought back the memories of the previous evening, the things that she was about to pretend never happened. Mikasa was never big on sex. She had her first experience at fifteen years, drunk, not even into the guy, just wanting to know what the whole fuss was about. Frankly, she was disappointed. After that, she decided to try the other side of the fence, but girls didn’t satisfy her either. But last night, with Eren, everything was so much different, so much better, even with her body hurting from the wounds she got. He managed to be gentle but rough at the same time, taking her breath away with how he moved, how he touched her, how he praised her. Mikasa never felt this loved, this appreciated, this beautiful, as he kept whispering into her ear, like when she was with him. He kissed each and every one of her many scars, traced them with his fingers, marveling how tough she was. It was stupid, but still she felt her heart fluttering upon hearing all that. Eren awoke something in her, something she thought long dead, feelings she never knew before drowning her in their intensity. Honestly speaking, it was the best night of her life, and she would totally do it again, if given the chance. Mikasa sighed. Sucks that she never will get one, as her dream lover will now return to the rich heiress, leaving her alone once more. Ah well, at least no one can take her memories.
Leaving the shower, she dried herself, putting on some clothes before opening the door, not wanting to make Eren feel awkward any more than she had to. Once out however, she was hit by a pleasant smell that led her to the kitchen, where he was standing in front of the fire, pan in hand.
“I made some omelets.”, he said, pointing at the food piled at the small table she had.
She shook her head.
“You don’t have to do that.”
“I know, but I want to.”, he looked at her, a small shy smile on his face. “Please.”
She wouldn’t make his ask her twice. Sitting down, wincing a bit at the pain, she dug in, discovering another fact about the man she saved. He made a pretty damn good omelet. Eren didn’t talk until he finished cooking, coming to lean on the table afterwards, looking down at her.
“Listen, before we forget about last night, as we said we will, I just want to say something.”, this time when he smiled at her, there was no trace of shyness, “You were amazing, and I enjoyed it a lot. Thank you.”
Mikasa swallowed what she had in her mouth, nodding.
“You were okay too.”
Quite an understatement, but she had no intention of letting him know the truth.
“All right. Let’s forget about it.”
“Let’s.”
Why was she feeling so hurt inside when he nodded back and sat down, eating his own food, she couldn’t tell.
After the breakfast, Eren rebandaged her wounds, informing her that no infection seemed to set in, thank god, and she should recover quickly. Then there was only one thing left to do. Eren’s exit. As he had nothing on him, not even a phone, Mikasa called him a cab, handing over some change for a payment.
“I’ll pay you back.”, he joked, holding up the few dollars, making her laugh. That was, until she realized that it was a joke because they wouldn’t see each other, ever again. He hesitated, standing in the door, half turning back towards her, seemingly unable to leave her flat fully. But there was no other way. He had to leave, go back to his life, the one that had no Mikasa the assassin in it, no kidnappings and no shootouts with dozes of dead Russians. Apologies, Bulgarians.
“Go.”, she whispered with finality, and he obeyed, for the last time. The door clicked, and she was alone.
Again.
It’s weird that one night can change. Somehow, she missed him, after spending not even a day in his presence. She missed his eyes, the green gaze that seemed to look right into her heart, his touch as he took care of her wounds, and most of all she missed him in bed, lying with open eyes, the memories of the night that never happened running wild. They didn’t help her sleep, not at all. Why did she even miss him so much? A day with a person, and suddenly they seemed to imprint into your very being, making the fact that you will never see them again physically painful. What was he, like her soulmate or some shit? Yea right, she totally believed in stuff like that.
Mikasa spent the next month recovering, not leaving her flat much, making sure that her body healed properly. To her surprise, a new string of payments appeared in her account, making up another million together, with a small thank you note from Krista Reiss. Maybe she was lonely, but Mikasa was rich. Spending big was never something she did, as it drew attention, but she indulged herself a bit, buying some new guns from her supplier, a new microwave, and a new bike. It was the little things that made her happy. Under the pressure of the nightly memories, Mikasa caved in and bought a Hitachi wand, helping herself a little to quiet rest. It was far from the Eren experience, but it was better than nothing.
After two months she flew to the city where Levi lived, finding him in the exact same trailer she grew up in. They drank beers together and shot the empty cans after, and Mikasa gifted him a new rifle, one he happily accepted.
“You know, I could get you out of here, I have the money.”, she offered, watching her uncle take aim.
“Good for you, but I’m not moving.”, he replied, nailing a perfect shot after, lowering the gun. “I’m happy here.”
“You live in a trailer.”, she pointed out.
“So what. In a city I couldn’t sit in my porch and shoot coyotes in the night.”
Mikasa couldn’t argue with that.
At the end of the third month, her body was fully healed, and she was getting ready to get back in the action, the stillness of not working boring her like nothing else. Especially when the silence of her flat reminded her of that single evening where she felt so much different from the rest of her life, so much better, the green eyes still interrupting her sleep from time to time. On a quiet morning, just as she bit down into the cold pizza that got left over from last evening’s dinner, someone knocked at her door. Opening, wondering who the hell it is, she was greeted by the same blaze that seemed to light her body on fire.
“Eren?”, she took a step back, wondering if she was dreaming, but a quick pinch to her forearm didn’t wake her up.
“Hi.”, he smiled at her, “Long time no see.”
“What are you doing here?”
“Would you believe me if I told you that I don’t know?”, he shook his head, as if he couldn’t believe that he was really standing here either. “I just… I just can’t stop thinking about you.”
“What are you…?”
But Eren didn’t let her finish, interrupting her.
“Please, just listen for a minute. I know that you said that you don’t care about me at all, that I don’t mean anything to you, just another job to do, that the thing between us didn’t happen.”, he took a deep breath, “I’m sorry, I can’t just forget it after all. I thought I could, and I tried, I really did, but….”, his cheeks colored, the tiny blush that Mikasa found downright adorable, “I kept seeing your face, even when I was with Krista, no matter how hard I tried to prevent that. You know, I thought that I loved her, before I met you, but now I know that I was wrong. I couldn’t keep lying to her, so I came clean, and we broke up after.” Eren looked up, meeting her confused grey gaze, suddenly bold and unashamed. “I don’t know you, Mikasa, I have no idea who you are, what you like and dislike, what the tattoo on your wrist means. And the three months made me realize one thing. I want to know you, I want to understand you. Because…. because I think I love you.”, a bit of uncertainty entered his face, and he swallowed nervously, “And if you don’t like me, please, just tell me now so I can stop deluding myself.”
Mikasa was silent, blinking the sudden moisture from her eyes, covering her mouth with a hand, having no idea how to respond. Not hearing anything, Eren redirected his gaze back at his feet, shuffling on the spot.
“Please say something.”
She didn’t say a word. Instead, Mikasa reached out, taking a firm hold of his face and pulling it to her own, kissing him, just like those months back. But this time, Eren reciprocated immediately, hands falling to her waist, embracing her, the warmth filling her inside and out.
“We can get to know each other as much as we want later.”, a heated whisper left her mouth, head already filled with sinful thoughts, the same that kept her awake over the months of their separation, “Right now there’s something else I want to do with you.”
With that, she pulled him through the door, kicking them close behind him. And after a day spent with exploration of each other’s bodies, when she felt so sated as one can physically ever be, Mikasa was tracing shapes into the skin of Eren’s chest while he had his nose buried in her hair, breathing in the unique scent she had, legs tangled together. When his hand moved up and down a little bit over the firm curve of her waist, rubbing small soothing circles on her hipbone, she finally realized what that warm feeling inside her heart means.
She was happy.
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cactusramune · 5 years ago
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I've never been tagged in a post before so this is new. Technically it was on another account (@ccrepes it was an aesthetic blog but I kinda abandoned that fact whoops I should get back to that) but it would fit more being posted here.
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🎐Nickname: Spawn of Darkness (brother), Number 3 (Mom), Renie (my family), Mom (my friends)
🎐Zodiac: ♍Virgo♍
🎐Height: 5'4"
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🎐Song stuck in head: Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra
🎐If I had a time machine: I would go back in time and relive moments that I would like to see (Stonewall, first Olympics, Straw Hat Riots to name a few)
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🎐 Following: A lot
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🎐Would you rather be rich or famous: Rich so I can help fund climate conservation, Native Reservations and charities.
🎐Amount of sleep: I get 7 usually but on weekends it's a total mess. I stayed up until 3:30 last night because I was so hellbent on making a character that I told myself it was fine. Then my mom woke me up at nine so oof
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🎐What I'm wearing: a white and Gray striped tank top with red cloth pants (they end at the knee so are they capris???)
🎐dream job: I wanna be a writer, make lofi music, and own a small witchy store/cafe/tea house mix with my friends
🎐Dream trip: Japan; I've been wanting to go since I was very young.
🎐If I were an animal: Since my totem is a dragonfly probably that but in all honesty I wanna be a corgi
🎐 Favorite food: A tie between Nissin Curry Ramen, Mochi, my mom's pasta salad or barbacoa
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moreracquetball · 7 years ago
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Whizvin for the ship thing
(ahhh four people asked for this one)
-who cries when someone dies in a movie
W h i z z e r. Tbh, despite his very cold, detached demeanor, he is a /huge/ crier at movies - at touching moments, at sad moments, at happy endings. It bemuses Marvin to no end like “Why are you crying this time? I specifically got a movie that literally nobody died in??” “Marvin, he remembered how long it takes her to order a sandwich. You don’t even remember my middle name.” What I’m also trying to say is that Whizzer isn’t afraid to show his emotions and weird things will set him off and under all that scathing wit he is honestly such a sweetheart.
-who wears the ugly holiday garb
Marvin. He just gets so disgustingly festive, and he only wears these old, ratty garb that he’s had for years and years. Whizzer just stares blankly at him like, “how could I have ever found this man attractive?” but then at the end of the day, when Marvin shamelessly strips naked to get ready for bed Whizzer thinks, “oh yeah, now I remember.”
-who pays for the meals
Marvin, literally every single time. It makes him feel more like a provider and like “a man” and the internalized ideal annoys Whizzer but Whizzer is cheap so liiikkkee as far as Whizzer is concerned, Marvin can keep this annoying habit of idealized masculinity. 
-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone
(when Jason isn’t home…) Whizzer - oven; Marvin - trombone
-who brings home stray animals
Marvin. He pretends to be gruff and detached about it like “the stupid cat wouldn’t leave me alone. It just kept following me around.” but Whizzer totally saw him on the street through the apartment window thirty minutes earlier trying to lure that gross, mangey cat over to him by pinching off pieces of bread and cooing after it and Whizzer does not want pets but like damn Marvin worked hard to get that stupid cat to adore him and now the cat literally does follow him everywhere he goes.
-who leaves the bathroom door open
Whizzer. He has no boundaries
-who tells the ‘dad jokes’
M a r v i n. Are you even kidding me????????
-who wants kids more
Whizzer. (lol i might have actually wrote a oneshot about this specific situation that I abandoned halfway).
-who travels more
Whizzer. He has dozens of developed and undeveloped film of when he would backpack it around the country in his early to mid twenties. He loves change and new experiences.
-who spends more cash
Whizzer. He also spends more credit and debit and yikes, Marvin knows when his bills came in the mail bc suddenly Whizzer starts acting very doey-eyed and sweet and cute as if that will blind Marvin from those debts in his bank account balance
-who buys the things in infomercials
Whizzer. After that third glass of wine, Marvin suddenly has to find somewhere to put the sauna pants and chia pets and that limited edition ALF-inspired dog bowl for a pet they do not have. 
-who draws in the dust on their cars
Whizzer draws in the dust of Marvin’s car. But he always writes stuff like in the back window where Marvin never looks so it’s like “honk if you’re queer. I need a date.” and “who divorced his wife, left his kid, and made his boyfriend clean the dishes even though it was clearly his turn? THIS ASSHOLE.” One time, out of curiosity and boredom, Whizzer wrote Marvin’s actual phone number in the dust with the instruction: say hot milk and then hang up. Marvin thought he was losing his mind all day that day.
-who starts the snowball fights
They never really know who starts them but yeah, any time there’s snow, it always inevitably ends in an hour-long fight that leaves both men snow-covered, red-faced, and irrationally both angry and just so madly in love with each other
-who throws away the directions to things
Marvin. “After all, my name’s Marvin, and I am soooo smart. I don’t need directions.” “Whizzer, cut it out. I do not sound like that. Now just - help me, please? I think I almost got it working…” *Marvin pulls a wire and the entire power for the apartment building goes out* “….not another word.”
-who puts up holiday decor
Marvin. He’s like - obnoxiously festive, esp for like Halloween. Whizzer pretends to only tolerate it but tbh he loves when Marvin is happy and excited about these kind of things.
-who is more likely to forget to bathe
Marvin. But Whizzer is adamant on reminding him
-who gets more obsessed about things
Whizzer. He def with through all the weird fads - tamagotchis, disco, pet rocks, etc. But then he forgets about them like a week later.
-who sings in the shower more often
Marvin. Sometimes, and don’t you dare tell Marvin this or Whizzer would literally kill you Whizzer plops down on the floor and places his ear to the closed bathroom door, closing his eyes and listening to his lover’s melodic, soothing voice. 
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mysplaced-pen · 8 years ago
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THe RFA as the Heathers musical????? (◕‿-)*・。゚ I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT YOU KNWO WE BOTH NEED THIS.(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) PLease the love o f my life, the 7 to my 07, the Chandelier to my McNAmara the Viktor to my YUuuri! (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
babe!! i love you!!( ˘ ³˘)❤  you right, we need this. SOOOOO~~
[ DISCLAIMER : i didn’t really match up personalities??? its hard. im smol. its 2am. you’re right next to me. ]
Cast
MC - Veronica 
Zen - Heather Chandler 
Yoosung - Heather Duke
Jaehee - Heather McNamara 
Jumin - Kurt 
707 / Luciel / Saeyoung - JD
V / Jihyun - Ram 
Saeran - Martha
Rika - Mrs. Fleming 
Vanderwood - Preppy Stud / Principal Gowan / general ensemble 
Highlights
Beautiful 
MC being all smol and hopeful - “Dear Diary, I believe I’m a good person” “We were kind before, we can be kind once more” 
If Vanderwood is the general ensemble, its just them yelling out insults. “Freak! Shortbus! Bug-eyes! Lard ass!” etc.
MC about V: “smacking lunch trays and being a huge dick”
Saeran loving the Princess Bride???
MC about Jumin: “kind of like being the tallest dwarf” 
Jumin: “you have a zit right there” 
Jaehee being head cheerleader is amazing
also: “if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, i’d have matching halves. thats very important”
Yoosung being Duke and being snarky to Zen 
MC about Zen: “he is a mythic bitch.” which is me about him tbh
Rika not giving a fuck about Yoosung throwing up in the bathroom rip 
Saeran watching MC get sold to the rfa smh
Candy Store 
literally everything about this is iconic
Zen: “WHY NOW ARE YOU PULLING ON MY D I C K?” 
the subtle gay between Veronica + Mac is now Jaehee x MC
Zen to Yoosung: “SHUT UP HEA THER”
Zen being a dramatic asshole with that long note 
Jaehee hitting them harmonies hell yeah 
i love this part of this stupid au listen
Fight For Me 
MC to 707: “hey, Mr. No Name Kid”
707 literally beating up Jumin and V???????
where is this au going
7 is actually 3 cats in a trench coat
MC is #whipped 
Vanderwood in the background: “holy shit! holy shit holy shit holy shiiiiiit” 
MC in general: “Dᵃᵃᵃaamn”
MC knows CPR how handy 
“You can punch real good”
Freeze Your Brain
ok but?? all of this song is 7??????
“who needs cocaineeeee?”
minus the dad rip
7 goes to 7-Eleven
god bless
“altar of slush” is something Seven would have ok 
*sip noise* 
Big Fun
idk its party song
Yoosung, Jaehee, and Zen going: “dang dang diggity dang a dang”
V hating freshman
Jumin going: “yOU NEED A JELLO SHOT”
disregard martha having feelings for ram rip i dont ship that
“LETS USE THEIR SHOWERS. THAT SOUNDS LIKE BIG FUN”
its a party idk what to tell you
Dead Girl Walking
do I have to explain this one?
MC in 7′s yard
MC about Zen: “the demon queen of high school”
“spend these 30 hours getting..fREAAKKYYYYYYYY YEA”
Seven: “how’d you find my address?” and “that works for me, hoop”
its a sex song
thats it
yall do the do
The Me Inside of Me
Zen is dead
Zen: “IM BIGGER THAN JOHN LENNON”
this is what Zen deserves in death
i cant believe mc and 707 poisoned zen
this is the song his fanclub sings
jaehee is in mourning
rika: “this is the loveliest suicide note I’ve ever read”
Blue
rip 
Jumin and V, drunk and trying to get into MC’s pants?
seems legit
V: “Heyyy ‘ronia” ;)))))
MC: “you got a left hand, use it”
Yoosung and Jaehee just shaking their heads in the car and singing along
this song is a mess
Jumin and V had too much wine
Our Love is God
here w e goooo
707 being all cute at first
Jumin and V: “free pussy. and we dont even have to buy it a pizza”
Our love is god 7
“Ich Luge” bullets yeah sure saeyoung
“we’re what killed the dinosaurs”
707 kills V????????
Jumin to 7: “you killed my best friend”
nOW IM SAD ITS 2:30ISH AND IM GONNA CRY
My Dead Gay Son
Vanderwood can move over, I’ll sing this song
i mean…i love my dead gay sons
they’re bi, but….
anyway 
now they’re dead
rip in pieces
Seventeen
this is where MC tries to convice 7 to be normal
and its cute
and they talk about prom and dancing and camping
cute couple moment 
thats about it
Shine A Light
here’s rika trying to make light of a situation that shouldn’t be lightened on
and the start of Jaehee’s breakdown
“my husband left” the world, ye
Rika: “i’ve joined a cult”
also Rika: “so Steve, I’m ending our affair. And I faked it. every single time.”
….anyway
Lifeboat
my beautiful wife’s beautiful solo
she’s so sad
the people around her are dying
she’s kill this song it would sound so good
being salty about Yoosung being the new leader
“well who made her captain?!…still, the weakest must go”
save my wife
Shine A Light(Reprise)
aka Yandere Yoosung
or, in Jaehee’s thoughts
look, more subtext gay
honestly, just….
im sad, next song
Kindergarten Boyfriend
smh Saeran we don’t need anymore deaths
[ changes this song to some angsty twin situation because,,, ] 
 “Where naptime lasts for centuries”
someone spare him
Yo Girl
the return of all the dead people!
and 7 really starting to go crazy
Zen’s ominous: “he’s got your handwriting down cold~”
Vanderwood as MC’s parents. 
The Dead Trio: “come join Heather in hell~”
MC’s desperate “get out of my house!” 
707′s “knock, knock~~~” 
i like this song tbh its short but ooooooh
Meant To Be Yours
this song is also just 707 in general
just *clenches fist* ooooooh 
he’s this angsty 
plot twist: this whole musical is just one of 7′s bad endings 
sound effects for days 
“bring marshmallows, we’ll make s’mores~”
and then it starts to get Really Angsty
“you were meant to be mine. i am all that you need. you carved open my heart. can’t just leave me to bleed. vERONICA- open the, open the door please”
and then mc does….the Thing
“STILL I WILL IF I MUUSSSSSST”
vanderwood as mc’s mom yelling when they see what happened
Dead Girl Walking (Reprise)
MC going all 180 here and now they wanna die with Seven
Rika back at it again: “I threw together a lovely tribute, especially under such short notice”
Just imagine Jaehee doing a cheer that goes “send you straight to hell!”
MC trying hard here, “I wish your dad was good, I wish grownups understood”
Seven going full psycho: “I wish I had more TNT” 
*cue epic fight scene*
“Send you straight to-”
I Am Damaged
SADNESS
7: “I respectfully, disagree.”
he’s too damaged. far too damaged
im gonna cry;;
“I worship you…I’d trade my life for yours”
o H MY GOD
“And when I disappear..”
WA IT HOLD O N  NOT THIS WAAAAY
“our love is god…”
 B O O M
yoosung: “you look like hell” mc: “yeah. i just got back”
Seventeen (Reprise)
and we leave you with these questions:
will saeran ever get over kindergarten?
will jaehee and MC finally Be Gay as a true ending?
when will MC stop
find out more next time on: “Random Ass AUs: the Musical”
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quonit-aceattorney · 6 years ago
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4-2 Reaction (WIP)
Rules:
Q = Me, Quonit.
BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging
I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.
Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.
Index
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Q: Turnabout Corner. Sounds nice enough.spin thingCARconstumes?3DNOoh so we die nowhehe the office is a mess i hate it whatever
HI LIL PERSON
Q:
Apollo's special talents: having a V for hair
hat is all i can think of
hehe this girl is great
SHE is the best person here
-Apollo punched my boy and
-Phoenix is being stupid
-THIS GIRL IS JUST BEING GREAT
lol hahahahaha...
Q:
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she's 15? she looked younger than that
Apollo: I'm sure there's a good explanation. (I hope...) As i said im pretty sure she's adopted.
Apollo: I'm sure there's a good explanation. (I hope...) As i said im pretty sure she's adopted.
Trucy: He's in the hospital WHAT
Q:
yesss she is coming with me
hey hotti: die
i wonder how old he is now
BF:
to be fair, Phoenix did risk Apollo's entire career with that with little move.
I mean, as far as I"m concerned, he was justified, but Polly did have a right to be miffed. I'd have felt pretty used, too
haha and Trucy kind of gives off that air on purpose.
Q:
If i think about it that way it does make sense --- Phoenix: Thankfully i hit a telephone pole with my head Apollo: You hit a telephone pole with your head???!!? Me: Don't worry he's gotten assaulted many time he can handle it
BF:
it's more pronounced in the Japanese, but there was no good way to translate her speech patterns
Q:
ah..
BF:
BASICALLY she has a stage persona that she keeps on almost all the time, and it's a very cute one.
Q:
aw... man
these two are guilt tripping me into joining. ahahaha.
BF:
but she'll drop it a bit when she's talking about the things she's really proficient at, which tells you that she's honestly VERY smart
Q:
alright!
BF:
hahah if they'd tried to translate it fully, it would have given her a speech pattern that comes across as more annoying than endearing to an English speaker, so they had to lose some of that nuance for us.
Q:
makes sense.
Q:
dangit! It seems i can't present profiles anymore...
hey phoenix I'm carrying on the tradition
LOOK AT MY BADGE AND CRY ABOUT HOW YOU CAN'T FLASH YOURS ANYMORE
STUPID
Q:
IF THERE IS ONE THING I WILL NOT NOT DO FOR YOU IT IS FLASH MY GOD DAMN BADGE
Hi client! you remind me of instant noodles
Q:
and he owns a harmonica
Q:
Guy: It was stolen! My stand! Stolen! Oh ya now that guy walking around with a cart behind him in the intro makes sense
sir that's not a whistle
BF:
Eldoooooooon
Q:
sounds like you like him!
BF:
Eldoon is great hahah
Q:
Apollo keeps insisting he's a lawyer not a detective but he has no idea how much detective work it seems a lawyer usually needs to do I probably shouldn't use the first three games as an example because apparently phoenix is evil or smthn BUT
what did who steal Trucy
Q:
oh no
dangit so maybe sense that was brought up it has to do with the guy who stool the cart accidently running past or something
BF:
have a biiiit more faith in Nick hahaha
Q:
stop crying about panties I'll buy you new ones I LIKE HIM A LOT I'm just talking from apollo's perspective because he apparently is mad at him for something im not allowed to hear about. Otherwise, im almost 100% with Phoenix
I still refuse to use the nickname 'nick' haha
BF:
Oh, no you know. He's miffed about the forged ace from the last trial, and he's also just mad in general that that trial resulted in him losing a steady job.
Q:
aww...
BF:
YES IT WAS FOR THE GREATER GOOD, but Apollo did end up being out of work for a month or so
Q:
DANGIT phoenix i understand and also Kris is probably evil BUT dangit whater I'm still mostly on your side
Now my age old tradition of: Examine everything because dialogue
Q:
Mr. Charley... I remember that... HEY
BF:
hahaha yeah, but no...I'm bang on Phoenix's side too, but you still have to consider that from Apollo's POV, in a single trial, he found out his trusted mentor wasn't the person he thought he was, AND he had his hero use him as a pawn.
Q:
Apollo don't judge my boy about a potted plant. Especially when you yell at the top of your lungs before every trial. you have no wright to judge puns
BF:
AGAIN, for the greater good...Kristoph wouldn't have been the best mentor to continue having in the long run...but that all still has got to sting.
lololol
CHARLEY IS AN ESTABLISHED MEMBER OF THIS OFFICE
Q:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY HAVE TWO MEMBERS THERE ARE 3
pleeeaaaassseeeee
Phoenix explain more and be nicer and be better and you know what you're mostly fine and Apollo im sorry for what he did please move on
Q:
....I need to sleep now. I got a lot done though!
BF:
hahaha okaaaay
gniiight
Q:
let's recap on what happened when i last played: Apollo had to suffer through an extremly hard tutorial level and then punched a homeless man. Homeless man and his kid guilt tripped into helping some awesome noddle guy find his stand, help homeless guy find out who ran him over, and help his kid find her panties. ALRIGHT
Q:
not sure if i examined everything yet so
Q:
Trucy apparently uses the split box for furniture. Very smart. Apollo is creeped out though.
Q:
Apollo: But you can't play the piano with all of the stuff on it I thought you already knew that nobody around here is going to be playing piano
Q:
i should really sto examining everything and actually start doing stuff
to the accident scene
THUMBFACE!!! i remember seeing a picture of her
Q:
i like her
Q:
Hey so apollo likes tea too! Awesome!
THE MAN WHO FLEW 30 FEET AND THEN JUST WALKED AWAY YES
Q:
Apollo let her handle it she's obviously doing much better than you are
Q:
i hate how we can't present profiles anymore
who is this yellow person
Q:
IT'S EMA!!!
AND A COOLER VERSION OF HER SONG IS PLAYING
BF:
I told you someone was coming back sooooooon~
Q:
:DD
once again i am so mad i can't present profiles anymore. H
Q: yes. How could she.
alright!
Q: she is doing that glasses thing she did i love her
hey miss can you help me go to talk to ema
BF: hahaha Ema being a grouchy pants?
I got you on this. Go talk to HoboNick
BF: lol I'm not sure how many people agree with me on this, but I actually love grumpy Ema.
Q:
so do I love her
HEY NICK WHERE ARE YOU
BF:
just LEAVE ME ALONE I"M EATTING. *angry munching*
Q:
dagit where is he
Q:
hehe
well i can't find him so im going to go to that room i havn't been at yet
oh hey it's the eldoon guy
Q:
i bet you expected i already met with him but nope
BF:
met with whom?
Q:
eldoon... you told me to meet up with phoenix but he wasn't there so I assumed i needed to do something before he reappeared or he was in a different place i should no about already.
how did i mix up know and no
awww the dog needs food
BF:
hmmm maybe I misremembered...have you tried back at the office?
Q:
i need to get to the office to get to the clinic place. Now that i'm done here maybe it updated
Q:
nah it didn't. I have another room to go to now though!
Q:
looks like i found the panties
so that is why they were son important to her! They were magic!
Q:
Apollo: Look, it's a folding ladder Trucy: That's called a 'step ladder' oh my god
Admit it Trucy your father's logic is flawed
BF:
hahahah MAGIC PANTIES
get used to those, they will be mentioned a LOT
Q:
oh boyphoenix still isn't back. I'll keep checking in to see what is going on and if he is back
BF:
Hmmm. maybe I was wrong about that.
Q:
i think you were right but you were wrong about what time
Q:
When you're stuck: CHECK THE TALK BUTTON
BF:
hahaha ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA
and present everything to everyone!
Q:
ow could they do this to me.
BF:
I think they decided that was too complicated hahah
Q:
oh ya! I forgot! I can examine the examined!
Q:
yay i found another peice of evidence
i only have 5
Q:
im stuck
BF:
Hmmmm
talk to Little Plum again?
I know she has more than one piece of evidence
Q:
hey! Trucy found stuff in the trash can!!
it's the mirror to the car!!
Q:
yesss i think we can talk to phoenix again now
yaaaaay hello homeless person
Q:
why is yellow girl at the office/home
Q:
Well sure i'll defend. You look like you could pay me so I'm sure apollo would be glad.
BF:
hahha BINGO if Alita's around and you've got a confirmed corpse, you are definitely on the right track
Q:
yess
BF:
oh and yeah I should have asked if you'd checked the trash can
Q:
aw he looks cute IS THAT A BLUE BADGER SHIRT :OOO --- it's fine, haha
BF:
hahaha THIS GUY
and YES AND NO. this doesn't spoil much, I think, to say that's a character from the Badger universe
like Bad Badger or something. You can tell he's up to no good because he wears SUNGLASSES
Q:
THE DETENTION CENTER LOOKS SO DIFFERENT what the heck
BF:
it's fancier looking now is all hhahahah
remember to examine everything~
Q:
oh ya!
BF:
whoop brb but I'll tell you one thing...you'll KNOW EXACTLY when you are about to meet the rockstar prosecutor
Q:
yesss
Q:
it's another mr. gavin
uh
uh
uhh
what the
EMA SAVE ME
Ema: Anyway! This scene is off limits! NOT ANYMORE
I thought i would be happy to meet that guy but that just confused me so much hahaha
Q:
she's not talking to me but she'ss till great
Q:
well she isn't talking with me but i found eldoon's cart
Q:
Phoenix: Apollo. Tell me about this 'prince' of Trucy's. Well uh he's apparently bisexual and flirted with me and was very nice to your daughter and absolutely shocked me even though i thought i saw it coming
Q:
Apollo: White power...? I hope it's not what i think it is... THIS GAME
Q:
i forgot where he said it was
i am terrible with instructions apparently because i remember this happening before
Q:
and it doesn't look like he's going to repeat himself. Dammit.
Q:
Phoenix: Some kid i know keeps sending them to me oh hey was that the not-by name reference to Maya?
i need to find the white power stuff but i don't remember where it is
BF:
it's in the office!
BF:
ahahah and yes, that's almost certainly a Maya reference...the only character who's even close as much of a Steel Samurai fan as her is Edgeworth, and I don't see Edgey sending Nick DVDs and making him right reports
SO MAYA STILL AROUND
SOMEWHERE. AND KEEPING IN TOUCH
Q:
BACK
whaaat Edgey likes steel samurai? BACK TO GAME
to the office.
(where in the office
BF:
hahaha yeah it's kind of a subtle side gag in the original trilogy, but there are hints. the biggest one being the fact that he actually displays the SS figure Oldbag gave him in his office
it's more of a blatant running gag in other games.
Q:
nice haha
Q:
(this office is so cluttered where the hell is it)
BF:
and IIRC it should be on the split cabinet thing. the one used for the saw trick
I mean in cluttered rooms like that examine everything anyway, but I think that's where it is. or Very near there/
Q:
examined it and i can't find it :( I'll try checking near it
found it!!!
Trucy: I thought it was sugar so i looked it... He got mad at me DON'T LICK IT
APOLLO IT'S NOT DRUGGS
HEY EMA CAN YOU TALK TO ME NOW
Q:
yay :D
now that i am over the initial chock of meeting him i decided i like Klavier btw
Q:
Ema: A pistol... Not that easy to come by in this day and age let's hope so
BF:
hahaahah. GOTTA REALIZE HE ISN'T HIS BROTHER IN DIFFERENT CLOTHES
Q:
THEY AREN'T EVEN TWINS
BF:
but they DO look absurdly alike.
I know right? Can you believe that Kris is like 8 years older that Klavier?
Q:
EIGHT??? whaaat
BF:
7-8...I forget which. it's a big age gap.
but if you slapped glasses on Klav, you'd have a hard time telling them apart
Q:
I'm going to come back. This is great.
IM GOING TO EAT DINNER
BF:
hahah OKAY
Q:
back
Q:
Trucy don't act so surprised. Like, there has been no time i can recall when the evidence when first presented has been directly helpful.
Q:
ema is great i love her
....though i think we're done talking with her for now
WAIT NO I CAN EXAMINE STUFF
Q:
more underwear!
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