#i had a realistic and functional phalloplasty in that dream. god if only
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somewhat new coworker is like really friendly and playfully teases me sometimes and whatnot and i highly doubt it’s flirting because i’m. me. but my brain decided that’s enough to warrant vivid sex dreams anyway and now i have to exist at work with that fact just. lingering. torment
#i had a realistic and functional phalloplasty in that dream. god if only#that might be the saddest thing about it#waking up penisless#devastating#my orientation is really confusing. like. I think I’d be so much more actively outwardly bisexual if i had my preferred body and. parts#and it starts to get very depressing when I think about it too long#note: said coworker is a girl. pretty much same age as me but definitely out of my league. whatever my league is#genuinely can not see anyone being interested in me like that. anyone who’s like. relatively put together anyway#sigh#anyway#who knows what my dreams will be bestow upon me tonight#I will say I’ll take dreams where i fuck my coworker over my consistent stress dreams and ex-related nightmares any day#kibumblabs#mdni
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