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ichorandpride · 1 month

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I had a stardew valley dream except my blorbo was romancing some random girl not even in the game and there was a random event where after eating lunch in a cabin that happened to have Elliott in it, and after everyone else left, he stopped my blorbo to confess or some shit

except (and I’m not even joking about this) he said with the most deadpan face, I quote, “I fucked a door” before nodding solemnly “yep” and went on to say that he thought of my blorbo while doing it, implying that he was jealous and insanely desperate or smth

I woke up not long after because it was so fucking stupid that I laughed myself awake

#stardew valley #sdv elliott #stardew elliott #sdv elliott x farmer #i guess??????? UHAWBUAHBAWB #its more like elliott x door #like the vibe was that he was apparently jealous and desperate or smth and that he debased himself by fucking a door #i have no idea how he fucked a door he did not explain it #literally his only words were *long ass confession* 'do you know how much i want you? i fucked a door. yep.'#i am beside myself rn

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