#i guess i gotta just respond w the excuse ive built up in my head which is that im saving myself for marriage | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mistergoddess · 1 year ago

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idk how someone could spend an evening w me being like the most autistic im literally capable of like im Passing so much of the time but tonight i was not even the slightest bit performing any human behavior whatsoever and then still send the "haha what if we kissed fr" text afterwards like bestie what do u think would happen idk im a sea sponge im not a person i don't do that shit

#but like ok im not gonna say no lol unfortunately for u im also not gonna say yes im gonna just 👁_👁 uhh #urhwueuehhehrhsueurhfhhggfhfh guy who wants womance more than anything hwen someone is interested voice:#haha ew no what no ew #ahh well rip im avoidant as fuck was nice knowing u see u on the flip side bc im not gonna respond to this situation #[moves 1000 miles away]#i guess i gotta just respond w the excuse ive built up in my head which is that im saving myself for marriage #keeping myself pure like my savior jesus christ #sorry im trying to become a monk no bodily pleasures for me x #shitpost.txt

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