#i guarantee it wouldn't last long tho if i left it on his arm

[speakercrab666]

i got REALLY into kandi recently so i made my cat one that says BITCH bc that's what he is <3 and the other beads on it are hearts in rainbow order bc that's also what he is <3 gay i mean <3

he is so tolerant

[willyoubethepookietomypookster]

Hello! I’m not sure if your requests are open, but if they are could I request a Aziraphale x f!reader x Crowley where the reader has long hair and Crowley decides to play a prank on her and while the trio are out for a drive in the Bentley, Crowley rolls the windows down just to mess with the reader’s hair but the prank ends up backfiring because the reader loves the wind and grew out her hair mainly because she likes when the wind blows through her hair?

Thank you so much and Have an ineffable day! I adore your work btw.

"Jokes on You"

Hii!! I thought I wouldn't get around to making this, but your ask really touched me and i thought i should do it anyway. This is definitely the last one tho loll. Reader is 20+ and this can be interpreted as platonic or romantic, its up to you.

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You had always adored your long hair. The way it subtly cascaded down your shoulders and back like silky strands of thread. Aziraphale and Crowley can say for themselves how many times a day they see you brush it, just to keep it looking neat and nice. Sometimes Aziraphale will style it for you. So will Crowley, with many grumblings, if you ask enough times. You don't wear ponytails anymore though, as Crowley is guaranteed to grab them.

On one particular day, you were cleaning up the bookstore and just doing little errands in general.

"Y/n?" Aziraphale said, right behind you.

"AH!" He had startled you, but you quickly recover.

"What is it Az?"

"Ah, I was just coming to let you know that Crowley and I were going to run an errand."

"Oh, alright. Can I come along?"

Aziraphale looks at you, bewildered.

"I'm not sure you'd find it much fun. Would you really enjoy coming along?" He asks.

You were about to reply when you hear Crowley shout from across the room.

"Just let her come, Angel. Its her own fault if she gets bored."

Aziraphale laughs nervously, and turns back to you.

"Of course you can come! I'm just worried you won't have a good time." He says.

"Oh it's okay, Az. I'll always have a good time with you guys." You reply, kissing him on his cheek.

"Yeah, and we can finally do whatever it is you're always yapping about, quality time is it?" Crowley jokes.

"Oh Crowely.." Aziraphale coos with mock disappointment. "Weren't you the one who begged me to ask our dear Y/n if she wanted to go to The Ritz with us the other night?" Crowley just grumbles and goes back to sipping his alcoholic beverage.

You laugh and playfully hit Aziraphales shoulder.

"Whats the errand?" You ask.

"Just some....shopping." He hesitantly replies. You would normally call him on his bluff, but you decided against it for today. They were letting you come along after all.

"We're taking a cab, right?" Crowley shouts across the room.

"Of course not! You have the beautiful Bentley right there." Aziraphale replies.

"Oh come on angel, I don't want to drive her around for something so trivial. You remember what happened last time?"

"We agreed not to talk about it."

"Yeah yeah-"

"What happened?" You cut in. Aziraphale stops, before giving you a strained smile.

"Nothing, don't worry about it. Let's get going."

Aziraphale takes your arm and links it in his own. He walks you to the car before you guys take your respective seats. You always sit in the back. Aziraphale always offers to switch spots with you, but it would feel almost inappropriate with how long its been. Crowley exits the bookshop soon after, and hops into his car.

"We're heading a bit far away. Like a 45 minute drive. Hope you don't mind cupid." Crowley states, and quickly peels out.

"Oh no, of course not." You reply. You were used to the nickname, so you didn't even mention it. It threw you off so hard when he first called you it, though, and you were checking if he had a fever all day.

Nothing really happened during the first 20 minutes of the drive. The Bentley played a few compromising love songs that left Crowley and Aziraphale blushing, and you blissfully unaware. After the tenth love song in a row, Aziraphale had gotten fully over it, and turned off the radio.

"Well thats enough of that. Any songs you want to play?" Aziraphale miracled and aux cord for you.

"Oh, I'm not sure you'll like what I play.."

"Its fine dear, we won't judge."

"Well..." Crowley cuts in, and Aziraphale shoves him with his elbow. Crowley hesitantly smiles.

"Yeah, we won't judge cupid."

You connect the line to your phone, and start playing your playlists. Some of the songs Crowley loves, some of the songs Aziraphale loves, and some are just for you. At some point, Crowley gets the idea to play a little prank on you. He notices how hard you try to keep your hair neat, and only hesitates for a second before rolling the window down, making your long hair blow all over the place. Aziraphale looks at Crowley appaled, but you just laugh. You laugh and laugh, which surprises both of them. You stick your head fully out of the window, and although its slightly hard to breathe, you don't care. You let the wind make your hair twirl and flit in the cold winter air. After a minute or two, your face starts to get cold, and you return back to the car. Crowley looks back at you and laughs.

"You look like you got electrocuted darling. You're hair is frazzled and your cheeks are all red." Aziraphale says. You laugh, and soon you're all laughing.

"Ah, whatever. I'll fix it when I get home."

"I'm surprised. I thought you'd kill me after that little act."

You smile.

"Jokes on you, the whole reason I grew my hair out was to have it blow in the wind."

Crowley smiles.

"Of course you did."