#i gotta lie down

[thatoneacecryptid]

Go Luck Yourself by Sara Raasch spoilers

“No concussion. You’re lucky. Fall like that? But it’s superficial wounds. You’ll be fine.”

So, the crown prince of St. Patrick’s Day is running beside him when this happens.

The crown prince of St. Patrick’s Day with an aura (?) of luck around him that’s his holiday magic?

The crown prince of St. Patrick’s Day who’s low key crushing on him so it might be important for his luck to protect him?!

SARA!!! Ma’am!! I beg your finest pardon?!

My heart. I can’t.

[secretegret]

TBIS IS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOOOOR.

THIISSSSS

DR ROBBY BREAKDOWN

[fountainpenguin]

Wait, Binky's surname was a double reference this whole time??

I thought he was named after Paula Abdul because the only time they drop his surname is when he's judging Fairy Idol... omg...

[lankylunatic]

I finished Trimax and idk what to do with myself Loved every second of it but maaan

[lizard-business]

So I just finished nimona & I need absolutely nobody to look at me until further notice thank you

[rightintheghoulies]

OMFG

please take this edit i made in these trying times [YES THIS IS FREE TO USE]

[peter-weir]

my mum has finally sold her house

[nemjun]

screaming yelling sobbing etc

[foxthefiend]

Hans capons chronically horny ass after successfully getting Henry to take his clothes off in the first ten minutes of the game:

[anguilliforme]

why do people get top surgery when they can simply watch across the spider-verse and get their tits blown clean off

[xxplastic-cubexx]

How would you redesign Headmaster Magneto? Just out pf curiousity because while he served it didn’t feel like… Erik.

i have to keep it 100 i have no idea without just. rerunning his original design but with a palette swap LOL but we try around here

[xpupslxtx]

i pantsed my dom tonight as a joke and he turned around and grabbed me, ripped my pants and underwear down and pushed me against the wall and fucked me with his fingers while saying “this is what you want isn’t it? you mess with me so much hoping you’ll piss me off enough to get exactly this out of it, fucking whore”

[beautifulterriblequeen]

brb enjoying the wildly unlikely prospect of Ezran needing to ask someone how to use a sword and Soren isn't there so he has to ask his father's assassin how to save the world with the thrust of a blade

Runaan would stab in his place, that's his vibe, but it must be Ezran. It must be.

Runaan would teach him how, and they'd both hate every moment of it, for very different reasons.

Ok so I know we don’t actually know if Ezran will wield the Nova Blade or if it’s more like. Metaphorical for the poster. BUT.

Imagine that he does have to be the one to use it.

I made a brief comment, maybe even just in some tags, when the s7 trailer came out and the moment where Ezran is just standing there with Bait while Aanya fires off arrows. He doesn’t seem to be able to defend himself on his own terribly well.

So like. If him using the Nova Blade is what’s about to happen.

Imagine Soren, Corvus, and Aanya helping to train him in some self defense and basic sword combat🥺 Soren and Corvus for obvious reasons, and I’m sure Aanya has had to learn self defense after assassination and coup attempts.

Anyway, if he does have to learn to use a sword, I hope we get a cute little training montage or something😭

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Shuwatch!

[dadrielle]

I can't stop thinking about just how emblematic everything in those conversations of Ashton being "a child" are of how, even at her most beaten down, triggered and traumatized, Laudna is not and will not be what Delilah wants her to be.

For Delilah, "they're still a child" is dismissive, a bit derisive, but doesn't even merit being truly hateful. She doesn't find Ashton worth the attention Laudna is giving them, not when there are such more interesting, important things to pull the attention of an adult. Children are only important when they are useful. She will indulge Laudna on the subject, because Laudna is useful, is her vehicle for action in the world, but she only cares about it in the context of getting Laudna to do what she wants. Calling someone a child is calling them unimportant. (Laudna is a child to her)

But for Laudna, who loves children and who understands intimately what it's like to have the helplessness of child, to be trapped under the authority of someone who will never treat you as a full person, even when they are being ostensibly kind, to be so confused and lost and powerless...a child deserves attention more than anyone else. Of course children lash out. Being a child IS in many ways quite awful because the world is so big around you and you don't know yet how to react to any of it, how to soothe yourself - and if you aren't given the attention, you never learn how. Ashton never learned how. Her instincts - instincts trained into her by manipulation and abuse from inside and the world around her - may say kill him, but she fights them the whole way because her heart is stronger and her heart says that the angriest, most volatile child needs care as much as any other. More, even.

Laudna hears Delilah call Ashton a child and agrees on the word, but they have diametrically opposed understandings of what that means, and diametrically opposed instincts on how to treat a child. Laudna doesn't want to hurt anyone, especially children. She loves children. She loves so much and so selflessly. And Delilah is so very very good at manipulating her but she has tried for 30 years to change the bedrock of Laudna's psyche, the truer thing that drives her beyond the base animal instincts of survival, and it hasn't worked.

[breezere]

hes fine