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Hans capons chronically horny ass after successfully getting Henry to take his clothes off in the first ten minutes of the game:

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I think we’re deluding ourselves a lil if we think THIS MF is homophobic

Like let’s be fr now Godwin might be one of the only allies they have, personally I can’t see him holding it against Hans and Henry at all, not with the way he himself acts and the fact he genuinely seems like a good dude, I think he’s far more likely to get absolutely clobbered and officiate their unofficial wedding

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Oh great heavens

it's worth knocking hans out just to see that sweet ass of his

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Henry and Hans Capon: *go on a hunting trip together*

Their horses forced to witness all those gay sex:

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if anything were to happen to you…

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🫂 Just to keep you out of danger

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Wait, so, if Hans has everything under his bed even when him and Henry aren’t together, who’s he using that fast fingers potion on? 🌚

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I took a look at the book Hans keeps under his bed at the Devil's Den and...it's gay bawdy poetry? About a knight and his squire?

Uh?

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0314 / 😘

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I want Henry absolutely FERALLY down bad for Hans, I need him to never leave his side and stand in silent jealous rage every time he gets too friendly with someone else, Hans completely oblivious to this because Henry is never anything but loving to him, while he stands silently behind him with an aura so menacing it scares off most of the local population

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🚩2/3 tapestry "Commander"

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0311 / 😴

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!POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR FUTURE KCD INSTALMENTS!

In a situation where Hans does turn to sigismund, I am genuinely curious on whether Henry will continue to follow him or not. Because I do genuinely believe their seriously deeply in love with eachother but would Henry really be able to forgive Hans for turning to sigismund after everything he put him through? Would hans even go through with it in the first place even if it is the historically accurate knowing everything that he’s put Henry through? I don’t know, I struggle to imagine either of them betraying the other but I’m sure there’s some juicy relationship conflicts to be had there

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Henry after having to put up with Hans’ infinite libido after they get together:

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I’m glad the urge to smack Hans’ ass isn’t just a me thing because every time he walked past me in the first game in that goofy yellow coat the temptation was almost too much