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Have some hansry fic ideas, though I am good at concepts I am too busy with art uni to write and the most I am capable of is proofreading, anyone who wants to take them up is more than welcome to🥺🫶

-hansry cowboy au

seen a few people mention this already and please please please you guys I love cowboys, maybe Hans as the sheriffs nephew who gets kidnapped by Henry’s gang (zizkas people maybe) for bounty before Henry gets either attached or feels bad enough for him they both run away and get chased across the desert, romantic shenanigans ensuing

-a proper fantasy au could be interesting

think dragon riders, magic, monster hunters all that shit, Henry is hired as a well known knight and bodyguard to escort Hans from one kingdom to another, they get lost in the wilderness and one of them (Henry in my mind) gets injured so they have to loiter around fighting monsters and getting closer together while they try and orientate themselves enough to continue their journey

-Henry running off to do some long winded dangerous quest and Hans coming to find him when he disappears

In my mind this’d either be after a relationship or friendship breakup where Henry goes off for a moment to blow off some steam but gets caught in some crazy conspiracy which keeps getting bigger and bigger as the story goes on and Hans thinking he’s finally pissed him off to the point he’s left forever dramatically runs after him into the fray

-hansry pirate au

Henry is adopted by a crew of pirates and does criminal stuff with them until they get caught or killed by a navy ship and he’s captured by their crew, with Hans as either a captain or co captain, who saves him from walking the plank and takes him on as a ship hand, things go tits up when the government is overthrown and Hans and co become outlaws too, leading to them having to either run from the navy themselves or gather allies to right everything

-Huntsman Henry au

Henry never makes it to divish and instead takes to the woods and is found and employed by the local hunter where he works from then on, eventually him and Hans meet and Hans, enamoured by the grumpy huntsman, is smitten and continues visiting to flirt and bother him undue the guise of hunting trips

-modern monster hunter au

Hans hears tales of a monster up in the mountains and as a hunter is desperate to catch the ultimate game, him and his friends hide Henry, a former park ranger and current guide, to show them up the mountain and help them achieve their goals, but after Hans friends bail out either out of snobbish boredom or fear, Hans is too stubborn to stop and Henry won’t let him at it alone so they continue on just the two of them, the monster is very much real, very much dangerous, and bonus points if Henry is a wearwolf or other mythical being

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Hans capons chronically horny ass after successfully getting Henry to take his clothes off in the first ten minutes of the game:

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I think we’re deluding ourselves a lil if we think THIS MF is homophobic

Like let’s be fr now Godwin might be one of the only allies they have, personally I can’t see him holding it against Hans and Henry at all, not with the way he himself acts and the fact he genuinely seems like a good dude, I think he’s far more likely to get absolutely clobbered and officiate their unofficial wedding

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Oh great heavens

it's worth knocking hans out just to see that sweet ass of his

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Henry and Hans Capon: *go on a hunting trip together*

Their horses forced to witness all those gay sex:

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if anything were to happen to you…

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🫂 Just to keep you out of danger

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Wait, so, if Hans has everything under his bed even when him and Henry aren’t together, who’s he using that fast fingers potion on? 🌚

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I took a look at the book Hans keeps under his bed at the Devil's Den and...it's gay bawdy poetry? About a knight and his squire?

Uh?

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0314 / 😘

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I want Henry absolutely FERALLY down bad for Hans, I need him to never leave his side and stand in silent jealous rage every time he gets too friendly with someone else, Hans completely oblivious to this because Henry is never anything but loving to him, while he stands silently behind him with an aura so menacing it scares off most of the local population

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🚩2/3 tapestry "Commander"

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0311 / 😴

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!POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR FUTURE KCD INSTALMENTS!

In a situation where Hans does turn to sigismund, I am genuinely curious on whether Henry will continue to follow him or not. Because I do genuinely believe their seriously deeply in love with eachother but would Henry really be able to forgive Hans for turning to sigismund after everything he put him through? Would hans even go through with it in the first place even if it is the historically accurate knowing everything that he’s put Henry through? I don’t know, I struggle to imagine either of them betraying the other but I’m sure there’s some juicy relationship conflicts to be had there

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Henry after having to put up with Hans’ infinite libido after they get together: