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Who Ya Gonna Call?
I am now the (ahem) proud bearer/recipient of my third sting this year. Yay for me!
Two different wasps have stung my head ... and on Wednesday a bee stung my finger. The head stings were definitely worse.
The two wasps that stung me both left with their sharp and pointy lives ... alas, the bee is no more.
Honey bees are able to sting other insects and live as they can withdraw their stinger ... but, with human skin, it's too dense. End result ... as the bee dropped off my finger ... I was left with the stinger in my skin and the poor bee had been disembowled in the process.
This whole thing started as I attempted to help another insect out of it's drowning predicament ... by using a leaf to get it out of the bucket of water it was flailing in (and yes, i was responsible for the bucket of water being there.) Having chosen a leaf, I found the bee ... in trying to help the bee, I got stung, the bee went off to die and I raced to the kitchen to find tweezers to remove the sting. Meanwhile, the insect in the bucket also met its demise.
So ... as I have said before in other posts ... I really shouldn't try to help.
I'm now sitting giggling, imagining what kind of 'bat signal' people would send up into the sky asking for my help ... and thinking to myself that those people would have to be highly optimistic masochists... ;-D
#good morning#friday#i shouldn't help#dead leaves#dead insect#wasp#bees#i got stung#dry humor#dry humour#humour#short story#reflections#writers community#original writing#writerscommunity#writers of tumblr#writers on tumblr#photographers on tumblr#original photography on tumblr#naturephotography#irony#batman
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What’s your favourite thing about Frank?
Well...probably his smartness and kindness, but honestly, I like his voice and appearance as well
Anyways sorry guys some stupid wasp stung me when I opened the post office door so I had to come back inside and treat it and all and I fell asleep
-his 4th left finger has a bandage on it now-
#I got stung#so eddie got to be stung too#welcome home#eddie dear#the mailman gives up au#frank gonna be worried lol
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GUYS. GETTING STUNG BY A WASP HURTS??!!! LOWKEY I AM IN PAIN RN NGL
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#tiddytaco#im sure im not the only person to make this version jhgfdjfgh#i feel like everyone ive ever heard say they got stung stepped on one by accident
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i think korra would really like climbing [ids in alt]
#korra#korra fanart#legend of korra#korrasami#korrasami fanart#myart#i have so many sketches of korras back lmao#lok fanart#lok#i finally went climbing again today and came home and drew this#korra's too adventurous to be a gym rat but i think she'd get really into the competitions#i miss it so much and im happy to be doing it again. Even if i got so many flappers holding the pen stung akjshfsd#there's this art trend on insta where it's like “they say your art tells who you are inside” i feel like mine's just “gay gay homosexual ga
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We need more flatfish plushies. I just saw one and it was so scary. I love him
#i also got stung by either a jelly or something called sea ants. im unironically having the time of my life#i pet a fish#i saw a bird fly in a cafe and drink milk#i love vacation#bear speaks
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ARTS AND CRAFTS CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#IM the president and i make everyone redraw pics of dogs that got stung by bees :3#they just look so funny..#idk who roped toodles into this though Hope she likes drawing#★ my art#art#dandys world#dandy’s world#dandys world goob#dandys world scraps#dandys world toodles#dandys world oc#★ arin rambles#i think the craft siblings like art stuff ^_^#‘why are they all wearing different outfits’ idk maybe theres a fashion club too.#Let me draw my adhd objects in cute outfits Dont think about it.Just let it happen. Embrace it#i just noticed i forgot scraps’ tail D:#its so over…….
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suffering from niktokrueger brainrot. here are some shitty sketches of them
nikto’s Supposed to be saying “i love you too, seva. i hope that one day i will be brave enough to tell you this when you can hear me.”
#please ignore my russian 😭😭😭😭 i barely use it anymore so i kinda forgor#i am trying really hard not to shit on my art rn. RLLY hard. can you tell that these poses are extremely outside of my comfort zone? WHATEV#i got stung by a jellyfish yesterday :(#it’s almost like they don’t love me back#then i must’ve gotten sun poisoning or something because i was nauseous all day#anyways yap session over#kruegernikto#niktokrueger#cod nikto#nikto#nikto cod#krueger#sebastian krueger#cod krueger#krueger cod#nikto x krueger#krueger x nikto#that’s a lot of tags#cod#call of duty#cod mw19#mw19#art
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When sams drops another video about how BM is evil no matter the timeline
(Obligatory /light-hearted silly I do not care that much hyperbolic upsetti at the show is funny)
#I dont care what sams says I will continue to make BM a silly goober#I'll watch the ep later I got stung by a bee OTL so yeah#sun and moon show#tsams#sams bloodmoon
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yeah i think im stuck here now. this is not good for me
#thanks tox aka chsedwithacap for that last one#for reasons that might doxx me#i have very strong feelings towards the culturally insensitive surfer man#its very clamplicated. okay#the rhonda thing is probably the funniest flipline shitpost ill ever make#i got all freezer deluxe acheivements and started playing bakeria. got to rank 33. fun#ok how tag this#papa louie#flipline studios#flipline fanart#flipline captain cori#flipline robbie#flipline xandra#flipline rhonda#flipline kingsley#flipline gremmie#flipline kahuna#taton's art#injury cw#....probably#idk#ask to tag i suppose. mostly for the getting stung by water stuff image
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little TFP ramble (tbh can apply for any verse w humans but i have TFP in mind):
i wonder what the bots would think about humans getting stung and bit by shit? i know they have scraplets, so they'd probably assume theres something equivalent to them on Earth (probably mosquitos or something lol) i feel like theyd be surprised of how MANY little creatures can sting or bite humans, and then theres allergic rections and stuff that can seriously injure, and sometimes even cause death too
like maybe mikos allergic to fire ants and gets bit by one on her leg (horrible experience, can confirm) and it swells up and turns red, itches, burns, etc. and the bots are just like "that TINY bug caused that much???"
and then a few weeks later jack gets stung by a yellow jacket on his arm and the bots ask if it was another fire ant, and jack explains that it was something called a yellow jacket this time and theyre like "a WHAT??" and then they learn theres all sorts of bugs and critters that can hurt humans, and humans just... deal with it
#cue ratchet grumbling about human “fleshiness” while also being slightly concerned#got stung by something today and ofc i have to connect it to transformers somehow lmao#also ignore any spelling errors#im sleepy#tfp#transformers prime#transformers#transformers rambles#tfp rambles#thatturtleleon rambles#maccadam#tfp ratchet#tfp miko#tfp jack#tfp bots
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Wasps :)
They come in so many colors and shapes and sizes i love them so much. I was just kinda playin w their shapes..
#bug#doodle#doodles#pencil#wasp#wasps#if you say mean things abt wasps i will cry#there are so many#like even if you got stung#there are so many cool ones yknow#it's like if you startled a parrot and it bit you so you started slandering all avians
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I now have TWO tattoos >:)
#i am SO cool you guys *held my mommas hand during it*#tj talks#like before it didnt hurt nearly as bad as i anticipated lmao#mostly just buzzing on my bones until it got to the shading then it stung but#the artist was lovely and the shop qas so wonderful#i want a bazillion tattoos but..they expENSIVE lol#this one was an early birthday from my ma :)
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the year is 2000. 13 million people are tuning into the x-files. the title sequence changed two weeks ago, which was a little stressful. this week, it changes again. david duchovny has been removed from the bill. society crumbles. the streets run red with blood. there are riots in the capitol. i can picture it even now... they're sending in the national guard
#in the year 2000 i was still like learning basic addition and subtraction and i got stung by a bee so i don't remember much#but i assume this is what happened?? did president bush have to declare martial law?? were there crisis lines????#i can't even imagine.#abbey.txt#txf
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I have been
Working
#mha#bnha#this was literally#so hard#shoutout to everyone who makes custom plushies#i stung my fingers so many times#i broke a needle#i had to order the stuff for his hair & eyes#i got such a nasty burn from the hot glue gun while doing his hair#it was worth it tho#i kinda felt like Frankenstein through the entire thing n that was kinda fun#or garaki lol#kurogiri#oboro shirakumo#.。*♡。*✿。*✯。*゚
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I’m here to chew on the House of Fëanor like a tiger with a pumpkin full of raw beef, not to defend any of their actions, but, man, sometimes I see Second Kinslaying discourse and I just gotta be like…
i mean they did also kill jesus try to regain the 2 Silmarils from Morgoth first. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did try to regain the 2 Silmarils from Morgoth first.
Like what the FUCK do you think the Union of Maedhros and the goddamn Nirnaeth Arnoediad was FOR.
#the silmarillion#feanor and feanor’s kin#endlessly fascinated by the late first age ‘fuck it#maybe if we jump headfirst into the pit we’ve nominally been avoiding digging for ourselves we’ll be able#to salvage 1 sliver of our original pit-free intentions’ feanorian philosophy#deep in my heart I don’t think morgoth REALLY minded when maedhros got cut off that mountain#for all that it stung his pride#bc he’d already gotten a good look at the oath and the rhythm of it in the great music#and laughed and laughed and laughed
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