#i get we cant all be Charlie and Nat

[jonathanbyersphd]

I think another large problem I have is that NONE of these leads have chemistry with each other ESPECIALLY the couples 💀

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 13 TRIVIA:

- it starts off with charlie going "usually i would do an intro here but instead im just going to scream. HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE *HELL* WAS THAT MAN" so thats the energy we're dealing with here

- a chorus of "FUCK MAL. FUCK MAL. I HATE HIM. IM GONNA SHOOT HIM WITH A GUN."

- charlie talking through the thought process of why he accepted the offer: "my first thought was to get out of the room and smash the bottle. nat 1 happens. okay switching gears theres no way out. he sees dakota and vyncent saying no and thinks 'okay a hero wouldnt do that.' then he turns back around and sees tide torn apart behind mal and has this horrible realization that we just did a chore for him to make him more powerful. so william thoight about it logically and thought 'i already hate these powers, im gonna take this so that mal doesnt get stronger. if i dont have this, someone worse is going to take it. even if i never use it i cant take the risk to let him have it'"

- when vyncent said "you disgust me william" charlie said it took everything in his power not to respond with "yeah me too" hey what if i cried

- bizly revealed that mal wouldn't have taken the power for himself. it was a test. if william didn't take it he wouldve offered it to vyncent (if vyncent accepted it, he wouldve gotten the samurai class :) )

- condi DID NOT expect this aspect of vyncents backstory to come up so early! "he loves dakota and william theyre his best friends but this is compared to his *family*. his *mom*"

- bizly had charlie compile a list of potential powers he would want to get from the spirit world and thats where the smoke thing came from (another one on this list is blood bending. like from atla. hello??????? another one is "ghost frogs" and he does not remember wtf that means. apparently charlie "just because i put them on the list doesnt necessarily mean i want them, i was just trying to think of thematically creepy things" )

- "im not going to use the smoke powers unless some real character development happens. william is already so ashamed of his own powers and now he just has this immense guilt on top of that. he literally only took it because he couldnt stand the thought of mal using it instead. AND THEN BIZLY TOLD ME HE WASNT GOING TO DO THAT and vyncent would have gotten a cool class so now all ive done is inflict pain and suffering" hi :)

- the dc for the strength check against vyncent getting grabbed by mal at the end was purposefully impossible to pass (it was like. 25 or something. vyncent only has a +2 to strength )

IF CHARLIE HAD SAID "yeah me too" WHEN VYNCENT SAID "you disgust me" I WOULD HAVE LOST IT I THINK. WIWI MY TRAGIC LITTLE GUY. MY DUDE

VYNCENT COULD HAVE GOTTEN A SAMURAI CLASS??? THATS SO COOL OH MAN but wiwi has smoke powers now :3 i hope he uses them more in the next season i wanna see more of wiwi and his powers :3

that strength check purposely being impossible to pass. that's so cool actually it kind of feels like mal is so powerful even the narrative is working for him. fuck mal all my homies hate mal <3

[shinytidalwavebread]

The fandom shows on holiday

BBC merlin, in Ismeah:

Arthur: meeeerrrllliiiin did you forget the skiis

Merlin: I swear I packed them

Morgana: oh you did, but I took them out bc I'm evil and couldnt resist. Also you suck at skiing and last time you face planted in a tree. It's one of my favourite memories.

Gwen: morgana we talked about this

Sherlock, camping:

Sherlock: John, I think we put the tent up wrong

John: what do you mean 'we'?

Sherlock: I think if we pull this tent pole, then it will loosen the top

John: No dont pull that!

Sherlock: *pulls pole*

John: *all the poles get released and come to thwack him*

Sherlock: John. John you're fine. You are fine, aren't you?

Marvel, russia:

Natasha: guys keep up, only a few more miles to go

Clint: uh Nat, why are we going to the place of your first assassination?

Bruce: yeah, isnt that a bit you know, morbid?

Thor: such a wonderful place is midguard

Loki: nostalgia is important to you humans. Her first assassination should be remembered fondly.

Cap: I see no eagles of freedom

Wanda: Pietro would of loved to be here :(

Tony: Nat this isnt appropriate for a 15 year old

Peter: hope I end up like this some day. Nice and dead. Ooh look a spider, just like me

Bucky: my arm hurts

Sam: which one

Bucky: boTH Of ThEm

T'challa: Russia has many cats. I am their king now

Shuri: *holding phone* and this concludes this weeks segment of my brothers friends are all weirdos.

Rhodey: shuri you probably shouldnt let people know we are here

Twilight, Italy

Bella: remember the last time we were here and you tried to commit suicide?

Edward: really bella?

Charlie: you did what?!

Alice: oh yeah, edward can be a real drama queen

Jacob: oh yeah he can

Edward: high and mighty words from someone who yelled at me for two hours straight yesterday

Jacob: You were supposed to throw the stick! You cant hide it behind your back! You are a creature of pure evil!

Charlie: what

Carlisle: edward, dont pretend to throw it again

Emmet:* throws stick *

Jacob: *shifts and sprints to fetch stick*

Charlie: *sighs*

Supernatural, Australia

*A snake with red eyes drops from the trees*

Dean: Grab the salt!

Dean:*Mutters* not one freaking day off. Not even one. For gods sake.

Teen wolf, mexico

Derek: stiles no

Scott: stiles no

Lydia: stiles no

Kira: stiles no

Malia: I dont care. Do what you want.

Stiles: thank you malia for believing in me. I will spend the night in the temple. Maybe I'll get to see kate or peter. If I do, I will beat them with my baseball bat.

Maze runner, the desert

Newt: Tommy you bloody twat this is a terrible idea.

Minho: no let's see what happens

Thomas: it's not that bad an idea

Gally: if it's your idea, its bound to be terrible

Teresa: yeah okay for once gally makes a decent point

Chuck: go Thomas!

Thomas: I just want to see who would win. Me or the cranks or the griever. Like, if you put us in a room.

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explorers of arvus: heading back / 3.11.21

zoom and enhonse

LAST TIME ON ARVUS taure passed out and we are now down a healer! also we met a disciple of halvkar, and surprisingly did not murder her. this is fine. we have instantly gotten distracted by our various carts. cats. our various cats

DID ANY OF US CATCH TAURE, SHE FELL OVER sieron tried to catch her and smacked charlie+thorne in the face (he rolled a nat1, f) BUT the catboy is to the rescue bc silje is the designated Not Incompetent of the group today

CONSULT THE CHILD hewwo yrel yrel: her mind is being consumed by the serpent of nightmares. :D charlie: HELLO?????//

so, dendar(?) the night serpent is imprisoned beneath arvus! she was formed from the nightmares of the first sentient being, and sometimes she eats people's nightmares. if she's exceptionally hungry, she'll force nightmares onto people for her to feed off their fear. yrel thinks taure will Probably wake up. there's a thing on arvus mentioned by the locals called a "sleeping sickness" where people will fall asleep for a few days, sometimes longer, but will wake up. its magical in cause, the people afflicted by it have horrific nightmares, and its just kinda. a thing. wowza

(i have gone back to spelling yrel's name as yrel bc i think it looks nice)

OH HEY SOMEONE POSTED A THEORY ON ONE OF MY STICKMOLUS ANIMATIONS man i should get back to stickmolus sometime. once dsmp releases its awful grip on me.

i keep getting distracted by seeing myself in the camera preview. i have a tooth gap! what the fuck its cute?? K I KNOW WE'RE SUPER BLURRY IN FRONT RN BUT PLEASE HELP ME STAY FOCUSED I SWEAR -leo

we're gonna build a sled! to put taure on. thorne: i have a good strength score. ....i say, out loud charlie: i am four feet tall. [cue argument between thorne & sieron about them both being horcs but sieron has a +0 bc strength is his dump stat] OH, OKAY, THORNE ROLLED A NAT20 TO CARRY TAURE. NICE

[discussion about what to tell everyone at camp vengenace] thorne: the last thing we need to do is a witch hunt charlie: --and we already hunted the witch! the witch has been hunted.

time to discuss strategy! we need to figure out how to head back to camp vengeance, eg if we want to follow the path we already took or if we wanna do some trailblazing. looks like we're gonna try and take the most direct path! which means we'll prolly risk tangoing with some undead but im willing to risk it TINY HUT STAIRCASE sorry i just remember it now and then

nyx: [meowing at his cats] thorne: uh... why is silje meowing? jorb: silje's food bowl is empty jorb: you look at silje's food bowl and there's a divot in the middle and the food is all on the sides emotionally, we must bully the catboy silje saw something interesting and started meowing

thorne: ill take first watch silje: ill also take first watch. charlie: [quietly] gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy (but, like, extended for 15 seconds)

silje: [takes watch] [rolls a nat1 and gets distracted by looking at his crush]

THORNE HAS LOCATED A DOG the dog does not give a shit about the tiny hut. THE DOG HAS PEED ON THE TINY HUT goodbye dog

EVERYONE IS ROLLING AT LEAST 1 NAT1 thorne: wow! that sure is a dog. thorne has drawn the worst possible dog. thorne has erased the worst possible dog. we dont speak of the worst possible dog its the dog version of honse. DONSE

sieron is now on watch! MAN we are havin trouble rolling today. at least kali's here to make sure sieron doesnt stare at a rock for 50000 years sieron sees a mouse! bottom text

charlie is now on watch! kali is havin a big ol thonk. nothing meaningful has come of this

i am perceiving some deer. sieron is not perceiving some deer. silje is perceiving some deer, but better the deer are fucked up and undead! silje has gone from "we should hunt these deer for food" to "we should hunt these deer for sport"

charlie: i do not feel like being jumped by five thousand skeletons

charlie takes first watch with sieron! WHY ARE OUR ROLLS SO TERRIBLE taure is super cursed right now. that's not very pog charlie: this place sucks. thorne: to be fair, we havent-- charlie: YOU'RE ASLEEP, SHUT UP

oh hey coolname galvanic finally partied. nice.

thorne is at watch! solar: hey, is leomund's tiny hut an orb? there's a critter digging around! AH, THE CRITTER IS UNDEAD. this could be a problem

solar: hey michael, how much does the horrific sin against god dog i drew look like this creature michael: [dice roll noises] about 50%.

michael: if anyone likes, they can make a nature check-- solar: ME MEMEMEMEME ME ME ME

its a bulette! aka a land shark. problem: they are not normally undead. this one is undead.

jorb: imagine if you could tame one of those and use it as a mount. leo: IT WOULD JUST DIG UNDERGROUND AND LEAVE YOU THERE

we are just calling it a weird dog

we're going to mail a letter to the heart of arvus. HEY, CHECK OUT THIS WEIRD DOG,

JORB FOUND ART OF A BABY BULETTE. WEIRD PUPPY!

solar: hey guys, check out this sick art of a bulette i found

silje kept a lookout for the weird dog but its just fucked off. goodbye, weird dog give it up for day 3!

man there's been like, three incinerations today in blaseball. what's up with that. I SWEAR IM MOSTLY PAYING ATTENTION its just been an eventful day in blaseball. also im wearing my garages bomber rn. jaylen is home wooOOOO the wind smells stinky. this is fine.

we're actively avoiding whatever combat michael keeps nudging at us bc we're carrying around an unconscious person and i SWEAR hes gonna throw something directly at us once he's done with our shenanigans

UHH MICHAEL ASKING FOR PASSIVE PERCEPTION LOL

huh. this place used to be inhabited? we're in the woods rn but there's some like, stone ruins? like, VERY ruins. like, not really any structures standing, but enough evidence to show there Were things. WE FOUND A STATUE charlie: i want to smash my face against the lore.

used to be a circle of standing stones, but most of em fell over or got overgrown. inside of the circle has been cleared, although v roughly-- ground's torn up statue is of fjolnir! warrior holding up a spear and shield. AH, THERE ARE CORPSES, a human got REAL fucked up here. one of the corpses is straight up impaled on fjolnir's spear. n ... not pog.

i am trying so, so hard to pay attention. but i also kinda wanna take a nap.

charlie: [stares at statue] [rolls a 4] i wonder if he had a dick.

okay so something rolled in, tore up the overgrowth inside the circle, and murdered a couple dudes. and was also super tall and human-adjacent. hrm.

oh my god why are we rolling so shit today. time to stealth away and hope we dont get casually dismembered

k: jorb's hair is so long... leo: K, PLEASE,

time for a break! i am very tired but im gonan see if i can push through a little further. nyx is petting his cat why do orangatangs look like that

first watch is thorne and sieron! have they even, like, talked thorne unhabby ): thorne's worried we were tresspassing when checking out the statue, meanwhile im thinking about that one time when sieron got bit by a groundhog

(oh my god this is from late 2018)

leomund's tiny hut, aka the anti-sea bear circle we are getting SO much mileage out of the tiny hut. SILJE HUMS A SONG WITH KALI cute........... FINALLY I HAVE ROLLED ABOVE A 14 wait no i rolled a 16 twice. anyway we are not dead

nearly at camp vengenace! boy howdy i hope camp vengeance didnt get burned down. AH FUCK TAURE IS UNCONSCIOUS SO WE CANT CAST FOR DETECT POISON kaepora nearly made us all shit ourselves but its okay he just saw some bison and thought it was cool Michael Is Consulting Several Tables

WHY DOES JORB'S CAMERA ZOOM LIKE THAT why am i hungry. i have so many questions

HEY, TALL GUY [smacks sieron]

camp vengeance looks better! like, nobody's Obviously Sick anymore, the medical tents arent overfilled, we did it! we saved the dayyyyyy time to report to ryder! taure's getting dropped off at the medical tent

man remember when charlie didnt wear pants

oh man, with taure unconscious charlie is now taking point with social interaction. wild. jk im making jorb do it bc im tired HAHA NAT 20 PERSUASION BC OF ME HELPIN SIERON man ryder is such a cock. he was totally ready to keep throwing troops at heaven's brazier to die until we managed to persuade him out of it. jorb: did we tell ryder about the vision? michael: you kinda just took a look at him and went STINKY BOY!

okay yeah anything that dies on arvus will just pop back up as undead. man, arvus sucks.

ryder: alright, dismissed. charlie: seeya, soldier boy! :D hahahahaha im gonna eat his knees.

SILJE NEEDS ENRICHMENT IN HIS ENCLOSURE

charlie: ive decided he sucks. silje: we've already arrived to that, you're late!

LMAO WE WALKED IN ON INGRID AND HER CRUSH they fuckin. nice. you go, you funky lesbian

jorb: we've got the tiny hut, we could go anywhere leo: we could go to SPACE! nyx: we could not go to space. leo: WITH A TINY HUT STAIRCASE, WE CAN,

we are 320 miles away from the spaceship that exists on arvus. nice.

michael: justin sees you-- roll a strength saving throw. leo: i cant wait to die! [rolls a 3] I AM CRUSHED BY MY DOG michael: he rolled a nat20.

BOSS ENCOUNTER: CHARLIE'S DOG (the small circle next to him is one of the medical tents.)

THORNE IS PACT OF THE GUN solar: PARRY THIS, YOU FUCKING CASUAL

sieron, to ingrid: seems like youve been doing well charlie: i punch sieron. sieron: sieron: the camp, of course.

man we have no idea if the heart of arvus is actually related to the prophecy or not. theres a Lot of stuff lining up, but not enough, and its hard to say how much of it couldve been literal?

solar & michael: [discussing exposition] me: [cracking up bc penn sent me a funny dsmp joke]

prophecies are weird.

charlie is just s she is just sitting here SILJE PLAYED CARDS REALLY GOOD AT ME nyx rolled a nat20 and took all my money

oh cool we can talk to yrel telepathically! time to hoist yrel. THIS IS SO SCUFFED thorne mentioned yrel and now we're trying to explain to ingrid that we have a magic talking snake charlie: I WANT TO GO HOME. thorne: we cant go, we have a GOD-KING to kill! "i think theyre insane, theyre talking to a snake" "ingrid, druids exist" "oh. im gonna go back to getting railed by my 7 foot tall girlfriend"

[caroldanversmohawk]

Costume Shopping

Summary: Carol and Natasha go costume shopping. Carol learns what modern day costumes look like.

Warnings: Smut, Oral, Fluff, Exhibitionist (implied)

Posted for @carolnatweek‘s CarolNat Halloween Week, Day 5 prompt: Trick or Treat

Natasha shook her head as Carol weaved through the aisles of the Halloween store. "Look, there's cat ears. You'd look adorable as a kitty." Carol shot Natasha a look over her shoulder as she continued on. And Natasha couldn't help but note that Carol already looked adorable, costume or not. But she was not going to be a cat.

"Oh, look at these!" Carol ran her hand over fake machetes and swords with cheesy liquid blood contained behind clear plastic. Natasha didn't even have to comment before Carol was on to the next thing. "Oh. Weird." They had found the medical section, with doctor and nurse uniforms. Apparently it didn't strike Carol's interest as she sped by it.

Natasha smiled fondly. She has forgotten that Carol hadn't been Halloween shopping in a decade when she suggested they go together. Her girlfriend's usual distracted fascination was even more adorable today. But Nat was also on a mission. To find the sexiest, best costume so she could to show herself off to Carol. "You keep looking, babe. I'm gonna grab a couple things to try on." Natasha realized that Carol wasn't even in the same aisle as her anymore by the time she finished talking. 

"Mmhmm," she heard Carol acknowledge her from the next row over.

Natasha chuckled, leaving her to her devices and browsing for something to accomplish her goals. She ended up grabbing a female Robin Hood and a medieval vampire costume. Taking them into the changing room, she pulled the curtain closed and worked on getting into the first one.

She liked the cut of the vest and hood for the archer costume. It also did a good job showing off all her curves, showing just enough to be sexy but subtle enough that she felt badass still. She was admiring the lacing on the back when Carol popped in without warning.

"Look what I found!" Carol brandished a flimsy, plastic Captain America shield. "We could go as Steve and Tony!" In her other hand was a similarly flimsy Iron Man mask. 

Natasha turned around to face her. Carol's eyes went wide, her goofy grin growing "Oh. I see you already planned to go as a better-looking version of Clint."

Natasha looked back down at her costume, less excited about it now. "Oh. Yeah. It does look like that." She looked back up at Carol. "I am not wearing a mask," she raised her eyebrow at Carol's outstretched hand offering her the Iron Man mask.

Carol's grin didn't falter. She didn't actually expect Nat to be up for her idea. She bounded forward, kissed Natasha on the lips, then left just as quickly as she came in. Natasha rolled her eyes, then got to work trying on the second costume.

The vampire one was more complicated. Fishnets, a super short, leather skirt, and a red trimmed corset. The last bit did a wonder for her already full breasts, pressed up and out, looking two sizes bigger than usual. The red lipstick Natasha was already wearing made for a sinful accent, matching the corset's rose design. Her shoulders were completely bare. It was absolutely perfect.

Carol ripped open the curtain again, Natasha's name on her lips when she faltered, seeing her girlfriend's costume. "Oh," Carol's voice was low, almost a moan. She ripped her eyes from Natasha's body, her cheeks heating up as she finally made eye contact with amused, green eyes. 

"You like it?" Natasha asked coyly, already knowing the answer.

"Wha---what is this?” Carol muttered. “When I was a kid, people threw a bedsheet over themselves and called themselves a ghost." 

"You grew up in the '60s Danvers, not a Charlie Brown movie. There were sexy costumes back then, you were just too young to notice."

"Well...I'm noticing now..." Natasha saw the fire in Carol's eyes. One that she knew too well.

"Carol," Natasha's voice had a warning in it. One that Carol didn't heed.

She was in the small dressing room in an instant, having the decency to pull the curtain shut behind her. After that, she was on Natasha, using her body to press hers into the wall. Her lips instantly found Natasha's red ones, capturing her mouth in a kiss so rough, she smeared her lipstick. Her hands explored the corset, sliding over the ribbing and brushing over Natasha's swelling breasts before grasping them harder, massaging the tops of them as Carol swallowed Natasha's moans. When she pulled back for a breath, and to check that she did indeed succeed in smearing Natasha's perfect applied lipstick, Natasha managed to pant, "So you do like it, then?" With a smirk.

Carol decided that meant she really had to prove to Natasha how she felt about it. She used a little of her inhuman strength to pry open the top of the corset, earning a surprised gasp from Natasha, but Carol replaced her lips back on Nat's before she could reprimand her. Her hands were able to slide under the corset now, palming Natasha's breasts, enjoying the gasps that Carol devoured in their kiss. She pressed her hips against Nat's, thrusting them lightly, showing her what she wished she could do under that short little skirt, if only she had come prepared.

Carol didn't let that stop her though. After one final squeeze of Natasha's nipples under her fingers, she removed her hands from the drooping corset and down to Natasha's hips. She also pulled back from the kiss, both their pants filling the room as she used the hands on Natasha's hips to pull her into each of her thrusts.

Natasha's lips curled up into a little smile. "If I knew you had a thing for vampires, I would've done this--" Carol wanted to take Nat's breath away from her, not hear more of her sass.

So she did what any superpowered girl would do to her girlfriend: Carol lifted her by the hips until Natasha's core was at her mouth. Which may have meant Natasha's head was no longer covered by the curtain giving them privacy. But Carol was too focused on what was in front of her to check. And that wasn't her problem anyway.

She propped Natasha's thighs on her shoulders, using one hand to tear through the fishnet tights, easily dunking under the small bit of fabric pretending to cover Natasha's pussy, running her tongue along her swollen lips. 

Natasha's protests were cut off by a deep groan, her hands digging into Carol's shoulders. Her hips canted forward into Carol's greedy mouth, lapping up all the wetness that had gathered during their kiss. Carol's hands went to press into Natasha's ass, massaging her under her hands and simultaneously pulling her closer to her spearing tongue. Natasha started thrusting her hips to the rhythm Carol has set, and Carol could hear Nat's breathing speeding up. She knew she was close. So she moved her mouth up to suck deep Natasha's swollen clit, teasing it with hard pulls until Natasha was bucking wildly into her. She came with a husky moan, her arms trembling as she held herself up. Carol made sure to clean up each drop before stepping back to lower her back to the ground.

"Guess we're buying this now," Natasha laughed wryly, looking down at the ripped corset and tights.

[6rookie-writer0110]

You have us

Carol Danvers x Female Reader x Natasha Romanoff

Warning: Abusive relationship

Requested- Fem!R had an abusive ex or smt, Carol / Nat see how. Their ex treats them at Tony's party or smth

You have been dating Charlie got a while now. At first, at the beginning of the relationship, everything was going fine and there were lots of love and good moments. You were on cloud nine but Carol and Natasha never liked Charlie from the start. You would argue with them to give Charlie a chance and they did.

You and Charlie went to the supermarket and you saw an old friend. Talked for a while and Charlie didn't like that you were smiling too much with your friend.

Once you and Charlie got home that's when the argument started.

”I don't want you to see your friend anymore! I don't my girlfriend to be a whore!” Charlie yelled.

” I’m not cheating on you. He is just my friend and we never dated before in high school” You said.

”I don't care! You will not see him!” He yelled louder again.

Charlie smacked you across the face, you feel the burning sting. Your bottom lip starts to bleed, tears go down your face.

”You always make me angry! This is your fault that I hit you!” Charlie yelled.

He throws you against the couch and he gets on top of you. He starts to hit you and try to defend yourself.

~Next Day~

You went to the avengers compound, you design everyone's suits. You are wearing sunglasses because you have a black eye, a cut on your bottom lip and a small cut on your cheek.

Tony and Rocket walked in, they see you working on the suits and weapons.

”Y/N?” Tony said.

You were so lost in your thoughts that he scared you.

”You scared me,” You said and your heart is beating fast.

”Why are you wearing sunglasses inside? It's not even that bright” Tony said.

” It's the lights, I have a headache. The suits will be fine” You said.

”You are lying. And what happened to your lip?” Rocket asked.

You looked away to avoid their looks. But Rocket was fast enough to take away your sunglasses. Their eyes opened wide and they are speechless.

”Y/N... What happened to you? I'm going to kill him!” Tony yelled.

”What are we waiting for!? Let's kill him now!” Rocket yelled.

”I’m fine. I was cleaning and I fell that's how I got the black eye and cuts” You lied.

”We are not going to believe that. Tell us is he hurting you? You can talk to us” Tony said.

”Just leave me alone, please,” You said and left the lab.

Tony and Rocket looked at each other. They told Carol and Natasha what happened, you are close with them.

Since what happened with Tony and Rocket, no one has seen you since. You stayed away from everyone, you don't want to feel a burden.

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Tonight is Tony’s party and he made everyone to come. Carol and Natasha start to look for you.

”Why we can't just kill him?” Natasha asked.

”First, we need to talk with Y/N. I want to kill him badly like you. I see them and I want to break him like a stick” Carol said.

They glared at him. He has his arm wrapped around you like a bear trap. He whispered in your ear.

”I don't want you near Carol or Natasha. Don't make me angry” Charlie said.

”I won't,” You said in a low voice

You and Charlie walked towards the bar.

”You need to tell them, that you will leave the team,” Charlie said.

”Why? I love what I do. They are important to me” You said.

He wrapped his hand around your wrist, he squeezed hard. You tried to move your hand away but he didn't let go.

”You will leave the team” He growled.

He dragged you away from the bar. He dragged you into one of the rooms, he starts to hit you and you tried to get away from him.

Carol and Natasha start to look for you. Didn't take long for them to find you, he is on top of you and he chocking you.

Natasha attacked him to the floor, Carol went towards you. She tries to help you calm down. Natasha starts to punch him in the face and he starts to bleed. You didn't say anything, you are just trying to breathe. Carol went to beat up Charlie, she always wanted to hit him for a long time.

He is badly beaten, you didn't move. You just watched them hit Charlie. Natasha went towards you and she helped you stand up.

”He won't come near you every again. Let’s go, I have a place where we can be alone” Natasha said.

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Carol and Natasha took you, to a safe house cabin. You are taking a shower and you started to cry, everything that you held in now is coming out.

Natasha and Carol waited for you in the kitchen. You downstairs with a bathrobe because you want to hide the bruises.

”Y/N... You should have told us that he was abusing you. We care about you so much. I-I can't lose you” Carol said.

Carol hugged you and you hide your face on her chest.

Carol kissed your head.

”I felt terrified about everything. I could have said something but I felt like I lost my voice” You said.

”Please don't ever feel like you can't come to us. Nobody knows about this location and we can be here long as you want” Natasha said.

”I like the sound of that,” You said.

Later, you watched Natasha and Carol cook together. You never saw them cook before but to you, it was watching them cook.

When you tried the food, you were prepared to lie about it. But the food wasn't that bad and you kept eating it.

All night they did everything to make you feel safe and happy. They didn't force you to talk about your ex, they will wait until you are ready. You want to stay with them in the cabin forever, Natasha is happy that you won't be dating your ex anymore. They did notice the bruises but you would avoid the topic and they didn't pressure you.

In the middle of the night, you are sleeping in the middle between them. Carol is fast asleep and you are staring at the ceiling and Natasha noticed you are awake.

”Cant, sleep?” Natasha asked.

”Not really. What about you?” You said.

”Takes me a while go to sleep. Y/N, he won't hurt you again. I don't want you to feel that we don't care about you because we do care” Natasha said.

She gently caresses your cheek. Her touch made you feel safe

”I felt like a burden if I asked for help” You said.

”Don’t feel like that. You are part of a team that everyone cares for you and we are your family. We will help you, no matter where we are. We help you get your confidence and strength back” Natasha said.

You gave her a small smile.

”Can we cuddle?” You asked.

”Yeah” Natasha said.

You moved closer to her. You lie your head on her chest and she wrapped her arms around you and she starts to play with your hair. Carol turned around she is spooning you and you hold her hand.

[its-true-i-dreamed-it]

7-20-15

I was on my way to the Tokio Hotel concert and I ran into Bill and Georg at my hotel. I invited them over to my room to meet Yasha because I brought him with me for some reason. Then I was in the hot tub asking when we had to leave to get to the concert on time. Georg said, "7 seconds from now!" So we all started scrambling to the door. Then I was at some promotional thing for Paper Towns or Nerdfighteria or something. I got to sit up front with John Green and got super excited when Nat Wolff got on stage and started blowing bubbles. Then Ginea and Charlie and someone else I can't remember was there and we got to ride in this HUGE elevator. It was seriously large enough to fit a bedroom in that thing. Anyway we were jumping around in it to see if we could make it fall. Then other stuff happened that led us to a car, but I cant remember the details, and all of a sudden I was at Elise's house (you should be impressed that I dreamed it the way it really is, because I usually don't do that with places.) and Abby was trying to give pepper-jack cheese sticks to the horse

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 9 TRIVIA:

- charlie clocked "the asset" as wavelength IMMEDIATELY. grizzly and condi thought it was tide at first :]

- charlie reading out his last like 20 rolls and none of them are above a 10 . of these, 6 of them were nat 1s . the curse is so real.

- vyncent doing the sidequest thing at the mechanics shop was intentional and supposed to feel out of place! to make him feel more like a fantasy dnd campaign character instead of a comic book character !!!

- charlie: "im getting so into character playing william now that i am consistently feeling sad and awkward. when doug did the stupid shirts and skins bit i genuinely felt that so deep in my bones"

- bizly: "the fact that you guys just assumed the principal was tide was really cool. i cant wait for you to find out who he actually is. i cant wait to give you guys tides backstory" << HE DOES THIS EVENTUALLY. THERE IS A TIDE BACKSTORY ONESHOT !!!!

- ALSO BIZLY: "i planned on blowing up the base from.the beginning because i felt like i didnt describe it very well and didnt want to retcon anything. oh well, guess its demolition time!" WHICH IS SO FUNNY TO ME

--> on a more serious story note he did actually plan for them to lose the base at some point which is why he was so lax on giving them overpowered cool tools and vehicles at the beginning. because he knew they were gonna lose them soon anyway :]

- grizzly teared up for real after they stopped recorded at the end of the session because he started thinking about "the repurcussions of dakotas actions and how he never thought it would be this bad. this kind of stuff doesnt happen to regular kids and its gonna tear him apart. growing apart from a friend doesnt lead to your home being blown up and your father figure getting hurt. im just so sad thinking about it because guilt is a huge part of my character, its one of his big complications" so yeah i love when players are just as emotional about their characters as i am!!!!!!!!! crying !!!!!

- "is dougs supervillain lair called the dugout" (<< this one got me bc im a guy who likes a good baseball joke)

- dakota doesnt spend a whole lot of time thinking about things too hard which was why he was concentrating so much during school all day. he was thinking about the fact that he tricked doug with the phonecall and what the implications of that were !! i thought that was such a good character moment

- grizzly, about ghostknife: "you guys are perfect for each other"

charlie: "no, dakota. at the end of the day, *we* were the ones that hugged under the sprinklers" << this podcast is so unserious

- bizly is kind of disappointed dakota never made that perception check in the school because there was something he wanted to reveal with that! (you will find out what this is later i promise. it has nothing to do with doug <3)

- asking if they get any post-podcast secrets:

bizly: "i will say... you guys are on new radars. thats all you get"

grizzly, REALLY SUDDENLY AGGRESSIVE FOR NO REASON: "IM GONNA KILL YOU."

6 OF HIS ROLLS WERE NAT 1S. JESUS CHRIST. CHARLIE YOUR ROLLS!!!!!!

bizly disliking the way he described something and deciding to just blow up the fucking base. when ur a gm u can just do that shit <3 slay

oughgh dakota ough i love a fucked up guy filled with guilt. oh my goodness. grizzly i love ur little guy as much as u do <3 literally the guy of all time. i love dakota i want to study him like a bug. the guy ever actually