#i get picky about sci-fi/fantasy age differences bc the characters must be adults and are at the same sentience and mental age. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

ultravioart · 2 years ago

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okay crackship time: Peepers and Marvin getting along really well, and eventually Marvin asks how old Peepers is since he's senior to his army, and Peepers thinks he's using silly wordplay, not realizing the Martian empire actually runs on age seniority: P: "Why, I've been 42 since birth." X: "Really! How fascinating." P: "That... was a joke, Marvin." X: "Ah." (silence) P: "Yeesh, relax, (laughs) I'm only 24!" X: "ONLY?! 24 thousand is very young!" P: "Oh, Hah. Hah. Very funny." X: "Do not 'Hah' me! I'm being serious!"

#“eh?? what--wait. How OLD are YOU?!?”#“Not 24 I'll tell you that! Goodness!”#marvin assumes since lord hater is a skeleton Peepers had been around for a long while #Peepers thought marvin lived as long as those blue/red ant aliens (like... 30? or 50?). WRONG AGAIN BOYO #I am pretty sure looney tune logic runs on mental age and both marvin and peepers are running on old man software so lol #Peepers has a midlife crisis bc he keeps falling for older men LOL #A hundreds year old skeleton man and now a thousands year old ant commander?!? How does this keep--#oh no. /he has a TYPE/#text #silly posting hours #a watchdog liking a silverfox? If you squint #it's punny!#and if the queen can fall in love with freaking dodgers then its fair game! They are in the same area of age and mentality!#i get picky about sci-fi/fantasy age differences bc the characters must be adults and are at the same sentience and mental age.#otherwise ew #but i think marv and peeps are similar so its all good #also the fact peepers would be remembered/loved by a long lived being is big doki doki for peepers. fight insignificance with permanence!#woo!!!#lol #i need to create a ship name for them....#oh also its like a mix of marvin and X2 #so it's haughty sass but also cute and a lot of nonverbal interaction #marvin the martian #commander peepers

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