#i fucking love space and i fucking love pirates
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ive seen this movie twice and im about to watch it again... the brain rot is so real
#fnaf movie#my art#fnaf movie spoilers#fuck this movie is so good. like its not good but its so good yknow#peak mid!! best 7/10 movie ive ever seen!#im already so excited for the next one#fuck#i need to draw um. ness ehehee#and i need to learn how to draw the animatronics because i love them but im not great at suggesting 3d space in my art#so that will be my next challenge#AND I NEED TO DRAW SPRINGTRAP RAAAAGHHH HE WAS SO GOOD im so mad he was only in like the last fifteen minutes#fnaf#bonnie the bunny#freddy fazbear#chica the chicken#foxy the pirate#golden freddy#vanessa#mike schmidt#springtrap#abby schmidt#cupcake
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Thinking about Ted singular from midnight burger podcast.. what a guy
#imagine having your entire world rocked by some fuckass mcnobody less than like what. just a few hours after meeting them#then as your highly advanced spacecraft is being boarded by whag you think is a fucking space pirate he just.#shoves you into the only escape pod and practically sacrificing himself for you#a dickhead with an attitude problem fucking 180s your life with the power of solely his ability to be annoying and stubborn#AND gives you an identity crisis as well#I love you ted singular from hit podcast midnight burger#I miss him a lot#come back home pls#I dont see a lot of romantic ship possibilities in mb but.#casted has got smth in it that has me in a chokehold#let ted singular have an annoying human boyfriend just for the hell of it#I’m only a few eps past the ted episode rn so no one spoil shit for me#I should make a ted singular post I think#and yes ‘singular’ is now his surname according to me#anyways yeah I like him a normal amount#also theres a dreadful lack of casted fics on ao3. do better people (/hj)#midnight burger#ted (singular)#caspar midnight burger#do I tag this as casted#yeah I’m gonna#casted#unrelated mostly but I find it funny how in the casted tag there’s literally just. people with casts on#like do they ever just have a moment where they sit down and look at the gay alien and a guy and just wonder#‘who are these two and why are they being gay in the casted tag for people with casts.’#makes me giggle#sorry not sorry for the egregious amount of tags
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It is he. The boy. The bby. I love he. Precious him. Hehe
✨️Drumbot Brian✨️ in cute style
#the mechanisms#the mechanisms art#the mechanisms fanart#drumbot brian#He🧡#digital art#own art#brian#drumbot#gay immortal space pirate band my beloved<3#i can't explain it but i love him so fucking much-#precious
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i wanted to introduce you guys to one of my ultra-obscure blorbos: Humma Kavula from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 🙈💖 John Malkovich did not need to go this hard for a movie-only character, and yet!!! and the design slaps so much...the fake eyes and the mechanical spider legs, oh my God 🔥🔥🔥
#i was so so obsessed with Humma when i was younger 😂💖#one of my lovely teachers gave me copies of the television series when i was reading the books and it tipped me full into HHGTTG fixation#but then discovering Humma Kavula was just like. instant attachment. i adore him. he's terrifying and weird as fuck and AWESOME 🥴💖💖💖#hello mister ex-space-pirate who is now the leader of a religion dedicated to sneezing#shout out to John Malkovich for making me go insane for yet another evil creep with too many legs. he plays them well 😳😳😳#humma kavula#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#hhgttg#h2g2#the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy 2005#zaphod beeblebrox#trillian astra#tricia mcmillan#arthur dent#starleskatalks
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MOGUS ART DUMP TIME
Have you ever wondered what would happen if Brown, Red, and Green raised a kid together? Probably, because there's no fuckin' way that kid would end up normal by any stretch of the word, and it would be absolutely hilarious to watch the assured family drama unfold.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if the kid they raised came from an entirely different canon universe altogether? Probably not, but that's what's about to happen in this fukken post, because in an alternate timeline, the kid these three adopted turned out to be Shio. (Yes, that Shio - the one whose canonical appearance typically requires a Body Horror warning. If you want additional context about who tf Shio is, there’s a simple summary of them in this post (some of the deets for other characters is, kinda outdated or wildly inaccurate now, ahaha, C A M), or you can read the WIP for the novel they’re from here. Although, there’s some good or bad news if you take the latter route, depending: Shio doesn’t show up until the end of chapter three, and you already have hella spoilers going in, LOL.)
That being said, get ready for some family photos of our favorite trio of gay space pirates, who have managed to accidentally adopt an impostor baby from a whole other universe, which is a totally normal and average thing to happen to anyone ever, no big deal. Pay no attention to the fact that their brand new impostor baby used to be a literal war criminal, one who attempted to rage-quit life so hard over being dumped that the creation deity of their universe took one long look at them and decided, 'Ya know what would be funny? Resetting this piece of shit back to Babby Status without any memories whatsoever of who they used to be, and then tossing them out into space for a trio of some of the biggest chaosmongers in this other reality’s existence to stumble across and adopt because they think they've just found some weird cute animal, rather than a fully sapient being that is going to molt into what looks like a human baby in a little less than two years. That would be So Fucking Funny and it needs to happen Right Now.'
'Look at how tiny and cute and huggable this lil guy is, surely they will stay this way forever~' Oh, Brown, you poor sweet naive little man. Shio's only three here, they've got plenty of time to grow. >:3c
Plenty of time to grow and decide that they're more of a 'he' than a 'they' this time around, even.
Sweet/sad fact about Brown - he refuses to allow a child of his to go without love and support because of the way he lacked those things growing up (and in general). Hilarious fact about Brown to follow that up with, though - that does not mean he will be responsible and NOT put his all into teaching his child to become a notorious space pirate just like him (with - of course - the Full Backing of Green and Red). So, Shio might not become a war criminal, per se, but, uh. He is Definitely still gonna wind up becoming a criminal. <:]
Yes, Red's shirt says 'Puppy Cannon', and it is indeed a reference to 'Party Cannon', why do you ask? Shio's shirt, meanwhile, says 'Squish Bab', whereas Brown's says 'I woke up like this (48 hours ago)', and Green's gauges have 'BlaXk HUle' on them. (Crinkle assures me it's pronounced the same as 'black hole', and while my brain understands this logically, my eyeballs still have doubts.)
'Well, Shio has gotten bigger and taller than me despite him only being 13, but surely he won't get any bigger than this, right???' Keep dreaming, Brown, this isn't even Shio's final form size.
Has Shio already accompanied his parents on several heists and raids on MIRA property while in some manner of disguise by now? Not according to any of Devon's paperwork. Which Shio helps with on a consistent basis to give his parents some alone time. And who wouldn't trust the beloved Admiral's part-time assistant~? He's such a calm, quiet, and responsible young man~ ;) Pay no mind to the fact that, against Red's wishes and to Green's not-so-secret delight, Shio and Brown have recently and very intentionally caused a full-blown society-wide panic back in Shio's old universe, thanks in part to them learning about his past life and making a series of videos on social media entitled 'Shio Survived So Get Ready For ~Kill All Humanity PART TWO~ LOL'.
In case it's not fully legible, Brown's shirt reads 'I went to another universe and all I stole was my *awesome kid* (and 50 thousand dollars) ... (and a car)'. Meanwhile, Green's 'Slutstomper' gauges are in reference to an absolutely raunchy electropop band from Shio's ex-universe. Red's shirt will be revealed in the next photo, and I can assure you, he does not understand what it means the way Green and Brown do, and it was all Green's idea because he just has, you know. So much class.
'I can't believe my son can lift and carry all three of his parents like it's nothing now. I'm so mad, yet I couldn't be prouder.' People who knew Shio before they got reset tried to warn you that they were an Absolute Unit, Brown, but you didn't listen. This is what happens when you don't listen. 23 years later, you wind up with an adoptive son who can easily pick up not just you, but both of your boyfriends along with you.
Has Shio gone back for another visit to their old universe with Brown by now to fake going on a Kill All Humans crusade for the sake of causing more mass panic? ...Maybe. Did they trick Devon into letting them borrow one of his ships for this endeavor? ...Possibly. Did Red end up so furious that he made both of them do three months of community service to make up for it afterward, and banned them from letting Green go along to help them properly socialize? Well, yes - absolutely yes, in fact - but to be fair, they both knew Green would have spent most of his time there being a slutty menace and flirting with everyone, anyway, and neither of them wanted to have to deal with that. They were already being punished as it was (by having to help a bunch of needy people with a smile), so, no need to make it worse for themselves.
Brown's 'Stabby Babby' shirt definitely features an angry baby holding a knife on it, but Shio's arms are in the way because he's Just That Massive. Also, I apologize for Green and Brown (but mostly myself) for allowing that Pupknot shirt to exist on poor innocent Red. In Shio's defense, he has crafted a very solid mental block around what the joke is and thus Also does not understand what it means. And in my own defense, after coming up with two other puppyfied metal band names, how could I resist the horrible joke that would come out of doing the same to Slipknot? (Okay, that's less of a defense and more of an outright admission of guilt.) As for Green's decals and patches, if anyone wants to see the full-size versions of them for whatever reason, let me know, because I put an absurd amount of work into them, and I want a reason beyond my own fragile artist ego to compile them all into a single cohesive image. Also, in regards to the 'VB' on Green's gauges and one of his patches, it stands for 'Video Bois', which is sort of an AU-canon term for their polycule (video cables = RGB = Red, Green, Brown).
Oh, wait, what's that eldritch creature way off in the background, you ask?
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Don't worry about it. :)
#among us#art#fanart#original characters#only shio is mine lol#crinklytinfoil#NSFA#brown is the supportive dad#green is the cool dad#and red is the sweet dad#they are Excellent Parents and yet - at the same time - Terrible Parents XD#their child is loved and supported and taken care of#their child is also a terrifying force of a space pirate who likes to play Secret Mind Games with their targets#still better than what COULD have happened with shio tho#because i cannot stress this enough#they were a Literal War Criminal in their past life#also i actually did not realize the implicit What The Fuck in the Pupknot joke until i was already halfway done with the logo WHOOPS XD
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Got to Orange Oasis
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MY FAVORITE PLACE!!!!
#/GEN#YAYYY#THAT MEANS U FOUGHT SPACE BOYFRIEND#I FUCKING LOVE HIS THEME#ME FR#ALSO I HC HIM AS TRANSMASC#largefound#pirate pops#FRIEND!!!#ask
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also its so dumb that one of the arguments ppl have against a sims 5 is that theyve already invested too much money into 4. like yes its fucking scummy that ea charges so much for dlc and its Ludicrous the amt sims 4 costs if you have all the dlc and its going to keep getting more and more expensive but . to be honest . why are you paying for sims packs. im sry
#ik not everyone can pirate i get it and its your money do what you want#but itis your choice to invest so much into like. a sinking ship DJRNFJFNG. idk....#i want 2 be optimistic and believe that somehow they WILL be able to fix every single issue with ts4#but i honestly believe thats require them to take an extended break from releasing new packs and shit#and i genuinely honestly dont think theyll do that. lol.#but like. i think itd be a good idea like. Cut down on new releases and focus on fixing the base game and then pack refreshes#bc itd be rly cool to have like. pack refreshes to make them more fleshed out#but also like. sigh. it rly does come down to the packs bc i judt genuinely find it kind of disgusting how little is in each pack#and how many of the packs could be consolidated#genuinely earnestly feel like growing together and parenthood shouldve been one pack. like. and honestly throw hsy in there...#hsy could do with a refresh Badd ik its fairly new but oh my god the school is so fucking buggy#and in general like. IDK. id rly love the packs to be refreshed and id love love love More fucking lots in the worlds oh my god. multiple#worlds have literally 4 lots. Thats fucking actually insane it makes me crazy#i get like. ooh bc you can travel between worlds the worlds can be smaller but i hate it 😭😭😭#i think its just bc i grew up playing 3 perhaps but like. i rly loved like. idk when i choose to play in a sims world i want to play in tha#world. i dont want to have to like. i live in moonwood mills (5 lots .) and thej i have to go to like. san myshunonif i want to go to a bar#or whatever. is there a bar in san myshuno idr#IDKIDK. i feel like Innnn my opinion there should be like. at least 1 of the basegame lot types for every world maybe with some exceptions#and there should be enough empty slots ppl can fill it out more if they want...#but also like. idk. i suppose it wouldnt affect me much bc i usually stay on my home lot as much as possible#bc of the loading screens#it wouldnt be so bad if like. idk. i understand why they didnt wanna do open world like ts3#well i dont its fucking actually stupid. but i get that ts4 wasnt supposed to be what it is and it wasnt built to be a longrunning game.#hence why ts5 should happen instead as a Strong Foundation BUT WHATEVER but like. yk. and ik im not the only person in the world and other#ppl want different but i feel like maybe you could have options .. idk. im not a programmer#but itd be cool to have some sort of way to toggle between like. open world semi open world and closed world#where itd be like. ts3 style where the exteriors of everything r there but the interiors r loaded in when u visit (if that is how ts3 works#i may be a bit off) nd closed would be ts4 style Loading screen to go . next door#am i misremembering or are there even loading screens between like. the new apartments with forrent.... there were for the city living ones#skull Fuckk i ran out of space
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it's 11:30 and im sat here getting Way Too Emotional bc i just listened to death to the mechanisms for a first time and it's too late at night for this
ig none of the mechs' stories have a happy ending. including their own.
#stupid fucking space pirates giving me stupid fucking feelings#i love them tho <3#rhi rambles#the mechanisms#the mechs
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I MISSED THE TRAILER TO
METROID
PRIME
FOUR?????????
#WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID NOBODY SAY A THING HOW COULD I MISS THIS WHAT WHEN HOW WHY WAUGHHHHHHH#this is THE trailer I've been waiting for since it had been announced in 2017#and then they drop it during the first and only Direct I didn't watch#:|#anyway. It looks alright and the first battle sequence reminds me a lot of the attack on Norion from MP3C#Sylux is back! Yay! I wonder if they'll finally tell us what he's been up to all this time#the Metroids (Mochtroids?) seem docile. obedient even#I love that Samus' ship from Corruption is back. it's my favorite space ship design. her Varia suit is also the same#let's see how her suit will lose its upgrades and functionality this time. I have a hunch but it's unlikely such a thing will happen#her scan visor is different too but I'm not sure how to feel about that yet#the Space Pirates look cute. murderous little buggers#the title card is. meh. they should have kept the one from the announcement trailer (2017)#the animation is ...strange. at times. it doesn'T carry the weight like it did in the previous titles#the music (or what little of it we could hear) sounds like it should#this is what elevates the Prime trilogy from every other game and I'm glad they didn't go in a different direction#The Metroid Prime 4: Beyond trailer was released - the galaxy is at peace
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AU where these dipshits (my OCs) play exy, I fucking guess
(I could not be fucked to decide where on Earth they would be from, hence, Venus since that's where they're from in their og canon)
(I fucking forgot Sirena's tattoos when she's being interviewed ahsgfajhsf FUCK! Oh well, I might fix that later, I might not)
#aftg#my ocs#my art#felix speaks#space pirates#to those of you seeing these ocs for the first time that's my tag for them because my nickname for them is my problematic space pirates#most of the stuff I post about them is on my writing sideblog but uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mature content warning for that#they're a bit Folgers Home For The Holidays 2009#my bestie (hi Aerie!) said that the cannibalism rumours started when Sirena fucking bit a dude in a fight after he was fucking with Tobias#that's canon to this AU now because I love it
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#I WILL BUY YOU ALL THE PORTABLE BATTERIES IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR BOMBS HAN JISUNG#GIVE ME ONE FUCKING CHANCE#good lord HE'S PRETTY#has someone read that one space fic where he's space pirate hacker?#the concept kinda reminds me of that tho this jisung is more calmer and tamer in comparison to that one#but like!!! two cakes you know! i love both#this jisung looks mature and it's attractive!#han jisung#stray kids#skz#screen caps#5 star pilot#skz 3rd fanmeeting#vcr
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I'm finally putting time into Outer Worlds, I got it on release and then again when the switch port came out but I only ever got about as far as Monarch bc I kept getting distracted and putting it down
And I am SO glad I'm finally getting to sink in because. There's two games I've ever felt able to truly and accurately rp as Sunny, without having to compromise or feeling funneled in a certain direction, VtMB and New Vegas. Makes total sense that this is the third
#all the new vegas depth with a delicious late stage capitalism Firefly flavour#so far certainly#ive just unlocked Byzantium and im not sure how long the game is#but. i love it. i love how many options for dialogue there are and i love how its written#i love how most of the little sarcastic quips feel like something Sunny would say#i love being able to choose how you introduce yourself and having different people address you different ways#and i L O V E space pirate Sunny with their weed van#and how the Unreliable is so obviously inspired by Serenity#i also just had. max's side quest where you go get high with him? and one of the final remarks was like.#oh yeah nah i already knew everythinf you discovered i was just enjoying the high#and he responds with this very soft almost awe inspired 'of course you were.'#which. fuck man i didnt like you before but damn if that didnt tug my hearstrings a little#anyway yeah new entry to the snall catalogue of Sunny Simulators
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Have a headcannon ✨️Marius✨️ of mine...first time drawing chubby so I hope it looks OK 👉👈
I love Marius so fucking much- funky doctor man go yes
#the mechanisms#the mechs#gay immortal space pirate band my beloved<3#marius von raum#marius#digital art#own art#the mechanisms fanart#the mechanisms art#i can't explain it but i love him so fucking much#him🧡#funky doctor man go yes
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Our Flag Means Death s1e6 21:41 stabs me directly in the chest and I cannot explain why
#our flag means death#stede bonnet#steve x eddie#ofmd#edward teach#blackbeard#gentleman pirate#the way ed sets his head on Stedes hand i just#my kinks are allowing space for forgiveness and showing gentleness to people who have only known pain#please im begging the writers to be kind to ed and stede in season 2 im gonna sob#stede fucking bonnet#stede fucking bonnet i fucking challenge you to fucking kiss eds forehead because he needs to feel loved
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I shouldn't be thinking about mind while listening to the mechs I think
#ace on stage#listen. hed fucking love this band i think but hed be embarrassed about it#immortal space pirates. story telling albums based on mythology/fairytale. honestly just pointing at red signal hed eat that shit UP#but god you could not catch him with an interest that makes him seem like a nerd without him trying to double down#they're dramatic enough to keep his attention and he'd greatly enjoy them i think.#all this to say i am five seconds away from drawing this guy either as a mechanism or performing one of the monologues#not maintagging this
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Incorrect Quotes Tag
Wasn't tagged, just having fun
Rules: generate incorrect quotes for your WIP using this website
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Felicity and Rosalia: Didn't you die?!
Tobias and Sirena: That was years ago, dude. Things change
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Sirena: -walks into a room-
Holly: She's covered in blood again. Why is it she's always covered in blood?
Tobias: Well, it looks like it's her own blood this time
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Felicity: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it
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Holly: -sees Sirena and Tobias together-
Holly: They're cute. I would put them on a boat
May: You mean....you ship them?
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Sirena: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.
Rosalia: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?
Felicity: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.
Tobias: Guys
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I tag: whoever the fuck wants to do this, go nuts <3
#writblr#writeblr#tag game#wip#space pirates#I am aware that no one else knows who the fuck these characters are especially since I've only mentioned Sirena and Tobias before#and I've not said all that much about them tbh#I gotta do a WIP intro for these fuckers at some point lol ANYWAY#Holly is Sirena and Tobias's bestie May is Holly's gf#Felicity and Rosalia are twins who were under the impression that Sirena and Tobias were dead for ten years#Sirena and Tobias are obsessed with each other and in love#and when I say obsessed with each other I do mean it this is not healthy but damn is it fun to write#and hopefully will be fun to read lol#oh also Rosalia uses she/her he/him and they/them#I refuse to let anyone be under the impression that he's cis lmao#Felicity is aroace and I was gonna include a thing sort of referencing that but this was getting long lmao#Sirena is bi Tobias is demiro demisex#Holly is pan May is lesbian#I think that covers everyone mentioned here just in case anyone was curious#oh Rosalia is also bi lmao#I'm gonna give them two partners only one of which I've invented already#this is what happens when you're a plantser lmao#also also Felicity isn't a snitch she just doesn't approve of the pirates way of life lol she would never sell them out or anything#and not just because she needs them to get her and Rosalia to Pluto because of a curse!#again I really should do a WIP intro for this lmao
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