#i fucking love smiskis guys

[kookidough]

TBP CHARACTERS AS SMISKIS !!

i just started growing my smiski collection and now i’m like fucking obsessed with them and need to collect all of them and as you all know i’m diseased about this movie so i had to assign each character a smiski… enjoy

griffin is the series 3 “smiski bridge” because just look at it (Sorry) its literally him

billy is the living series “smiski daydreaming” because it has a little critter on its head. definitely a cat but guys please lets all just pretend it is actually a dog with its ears sticking up cause billy has a dog

vance is the moving series “smiski ladder” because idk it exudes strength so it fits him. something something stacking the carpets to reach the window? like a ladder? i know his phone call off by heart. and he’s also the bath series “smiski shampooing” because I SAID SO its literally just him based purely on vibes idk what else to say hes washing his long hair. he gets two cause he’s my favourite yes i’m biased

bruce is the series 1 “smiski peeking” (left) or the series 2 “smiski listening” (right) because i feel like with the hand placement the peeking one looks like he’s about to throw a fastball and the listening one looks like hes could be holding a baseball bat behind his head waiting to swing if he so desired

robin is the series 2 “smiski climbing” idk why he just Is. it just fits his vibe i fear. hes an adventurous little guy

finney is the bed series “smiski reading” because hes a Nerd i love him its literally him. hes in the same series as gwen cause theyre siblings ofc

amy is cheer series “smiski dancing” because shes so silly and full of energy just like this smiski, i can see her doing cheerleading as well… ik shes not in the same series as bruce but theyre both doing sporty things so Same Thing really

gwen is the bed series “smiski before rest / relaxing” (left) and “smiski fussing” (right). left is her before going to bed, and right is her after having one of her psychic dreams ! i wonder what she saw :(

and the grabber doesnt get one because evil predators dont get to be assigned cute little smiskis!!

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ellie gf headcanons pt. 2

# i’m a headcanon machine i cant be stopped… also she is literally a cheesy ass lose girlfriend this part is actually canon confirmed by naughty dog. modern au

if your native language isn’t english/speak any language other than english she is going to think you’re ten times cooler than you already are. best believe she’s hopping on duolingo first thing she gets home too so she can impress you (i know duolingo isn’t the best but she’s TRYING)

she took spanish in high school though

even though she can’t retain the info for shit she will search up terms of endearment in your language and call you them all the time even if you think its corny she can’t stop

whenever someone asks her what her type is she just says “my girl” with the most stupid grin on her face

she fidgets SO much omg she doesn’t wear rings often but when she does (you said they looked nice one time and all of a sudden she’s wearing rings every time you see her) she’s constantly playing with them. she also plays with the strings of her hoodie/loose threads etc.

*playing basketball* “this one’s for you babe” *completely misses*

such a nerd for collectibles!! has been since she was a kid. she has funko pops, vinyls, pokemon cards, snowglobes, plushies, smiskis, calico critters she’s a slave to capitalism

little social media presence. her only instagram account is basically a photo dump which is private with only her closest friends following it. (spoiler alert, most of the pictures are of the two of you)

in the last post i said she’s have a pet gecko but i also strongly believe joel would have a dog. could be a teeny tiny chihuahua or a fucking great dane idk just give my man a good friend! ellie also loves that dog (whatever it is) dearly

doesn’t have any piercings and doesn’t ever consider it unless you say that they’d look good on her… your word is her law FR 😭😭😂😂

okay no she’s not dependent on you to the point of it being toxic though. HOWEVER it’s a bit hard for her to express when she feels upset sometimes and gets jealous easily but she tries her best to communicate and keep it healthy

she has her tattoos though of course. although this is a modern au so she’d have different ones i guess… forearm one is definitely in the cards but also lots of tiny little ones. a few for her friends and family and a few she got in a drunken stupor

pottery lesbian that’s it

gets SOOO red when she’s drunk i dont care what anyone says her alcohol tolerance is average at best

i think she would play a sport sometimes. like volleyball. she plays competitively if she’s in school and she always wants you to come “watch your girlfriend be cool”. bring a sign - she’ll love it

kisses and hugs u after the game while she’s all sweaty too…ew but aw

she also really likes animated movies, not disney but like how to train your dragon and the spiderverse and puss in boots (im projecting). she went to see barbie and oppenheimer on the same day and she didn’t dress up but the spirit was there!!

she’s not a gymbro per se but joel probably would have workout equipment in the basement which ellie uses from time to time. and she’s just naturally lean because she’s an active person. pls tell her how big and strong and sexy and amazing she is

ok fine i think she likes being praised AND SHE DESERVES ITT like she’s such a wonderful girlfriend ❤️ ugh shes perfect I CANT STAND HER

goodnight and good morning texts are part of her routine

sunburns easily so you have to remind her to wear sunscreen all the time

doesn’t really know how to do makeup but she’ll paint your nails for you and do your hair

whenever the two of you spend the night together she’s usually last to get up. this bitch could sleep through the rapture i’m not kidding but it’s okay because it gives you time to admire her pretty face as she sleeps in peace and quiet for once

takes the aux very seriously you guys HAVE to share it. unless you like the same music and i think she would like radiohead, joy division, deftones and loser sad songs like that…. she also is a big fan of the spiderverse soundtrack and kendrick lamar though and thee stallion 😜 (i have two wolves inside me)

please reblog mwah thank you!!

[pliablehead]

3, 18, 28 :3

3. 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of? - oh gossshhh hahaha. i feel like I used to be so good at this and now I am so bad at it. I'm going to say... Mystery Men, Kill Your Darlings, and Princess Mononoke. just to get like. a variety

18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens? - i think both are entirely possible. i have never had an encounter with either so i can't say for certain but if I ever DID have an encounter you would never be able to get me to shut up about it

28. do you collect anything? - since I started working at my current job I have been sucked in to being a jellycat girley.... have you seen some of these guys... they're too fucking cute and I want to cry.... please go look at my boy Grizzo Gremlin right the heck now. ditto smiskis, though I'm less enthusiastic about them. Unrelated to my job I also LOVE Really Big Silly Earrings and I probably have way more Really Big Silly Earrings than like anyone else I know and I am very fond of having them and wearing them