#i fucking hate tumblr 92% of the time

[edwinspaynes]

I was angry. I'm still angry. But sadness and exhaustion have overtaken that anger, and I have A LOT to say about this.

Dead Boy Detectives is a very special show to me. It occupies a ridiculously large place in my heart, and it's brought me joy in a way that only a few pieces of media ever have. When I watched it for the first time, Edwin Payne had my heart within minutes. By the end of episode one, Charles Rowland did, too.

It meant a lot to me, seeing such wonderful and nuanced queer characters brought to life in the type of paranormal story I have always loved. In these past months, Edwin and Charles have felt like real friends to me, and to never see them again without a satisfying conclusion to their story is something I have not truly processed. Same for Niko and Crystal and The Cat King - they should be back. But I haven't fully processed it yet, that they're not coming back, and yet I am still aggreived.

@netflix is, at this point, so fucking gagged on capitalism's dick that they're not even pretending to care about art anymore. Dead Boy Detectives is genuinely masterfully made on just about every level. The actors did a phenomenal job and I will be following all their careers heavily. Steve, Beth, and the writing team crafted an incredible tale. The sets, the lighting, the props, the effects were all on point. This was a well-constructed program, and you could tell that everyone involved with the project gave it their all because they cared so deeply.

(Also my heart breaks for the whole cast, but it's hardcore hurting for George since this was not only his first screen role but one he clearly thought he would be keeping as of two weeks ago. He seemed so secure. I hate this for him.)

In addition to being a good show, DBDA had good reception. It's got a 92% on Rotten Tomatoes, was on the Top 10 for several weeks, got 4.7 million views within week one, and was getting daily articles posted on various review sites with NOTHING but praise. The fandom is incredibly active. We trend on Tumblr like five times a week and on Twitter regularly as well.

THE. SCRIPT. FOR. SEASON. 2. WAS. WRITTEN.

What the fuck happened?

Idiot executives at @netflix, choking on the dick of capitalism, probably just thought that they wouldn't get new subscribers for a second season of an existing show that didn't rake in Bridgerton-level cash. That's how they work - people who are interested in it are already subscribers, so who the fuck cares about them? Better to make some other shit, hope new people subscribe, and maybe that'll be a Bridgerton-level hit.

But also, Netflix has fun little trends to look into. And, when you look at the lineup of shows Netflix has canceled, they are overwhelmingly queer. The homophobia of @netflix and their operatives is clearly boundless, and it hits here really badly because this show was clearly made with a queer audience in mind. It was one of the most authentic pieces of queer media I have ever experienced, if not THE most authentic pieces of queer media that I have ever experienced.

It's fucking ridiculous that Netflix canceled a show that they commissioned a completed script of months ago. It sucks that they decided that their existing subscribers, their queer subscribers, did not matter.

Edwin and Charles are ours now. Well, of course, they're George's and Jayden's respectively, but the characters are no longer Netflix's to use and throw out. They're ours now, our fandom's, and we all love them so much.

And we deserved to see more of them, and we deserved to see their love story play out onscreen, but I for one am not going anywhere. Let's give Edwin and Charles - and the rest of the gang - millions of versions of the stories and endings that Netflix deprived them of.

[blackbatcass]

If it’s okay could you recommend comics for the flash fam? I really want to start reading them but I have no idea where to start 😅

YES I ABSOLUTELY CAN ANON!! reading flashfam comics can change your life for the better fr, unlike batman comics which usually change your life for the worse. Flash comics are honestly very simple to get into? for the most part you can just pick which era you want to start with, hop on that mainline ongoing and read from there.

this got kind of ridiculously long (i ramble about flash sorry)

i am not by any means a well-read silver age fan so I'll just skip right over those LMAO. if you want to read barry's run i assume you can just read flash v1 up until crisis. if you're interested in reading wally as kid flash he's featured in backups throughout a lot of v1 iirc!

unsurprisingly, my number one rec for the flashfam would be the flash volume 2 (1987). it's got pretty much everything you need. it introduced the speed force, basically created what we think of as the flashfamily, reintroduced & created beloved characters, and built up wally into the loser we know and love today<3 at its core it's the story of wally's journey from the very start of his career as the flash, learning how to fill barry's shoes and be a grown-up. it starts when he's this insane cringe 20 year old loser and ends with him as a full adult who's married with two kids LOL. it does soooo much work for wally as a character it's unreal.

but to keep it real flash v2 is......very long. like Incredibly long. it is 200+ issues and ran for over 20 years. so i can break it down into some smaller pieces & try to provide a roadmap so it's maybe a little less intimidating

the bad news is that the first guy to start out on the run fucking HATED wally for some reason lmfao and it shows. it's painful to read. the good news is he only stayed for the first 14 issues lol so honestly you can just skip those and start at #15 where william messner-loebs took over. now......the messner-loebs era is also not perfect and can be a bit of a slog. I love it in the fond 'wow wtf was all that' kind of way but it is definitely not a masterpiece. there are a lot of unmemorable, bland (occasionally batshit & ridiculous) arcs and he introduces a whole army of mostly forgettable side characters. credit where credit is due there is a lot of good stuff in there, he set up some stuff that is foundational to flash lore (like LINDA!! and hartley!) but it's not for everyone. if you want you can jump in at #31, where wally moves to keystone, or if you read some of it and it's not for you it's honestly fine to just skip to #62 where waid's run begins. #62-65 are a flashback retelling of wally's origin story (basically flash year one) and it's sooo good. essential wally reading.

the waid run is definitely the best section of the comic. it's classic it's iconic it builds the flashfamily it creates the speedforce it introduces bart allen. it's phenomenal. if you are interested in characters like bart, the garricks, johnny & jesse quick, and max mercury they are all integrated into the flashfam over this run. if nothing else i would recommend reading this part. oh and SPEAKING of bart allen, he gets introduced in issue #92! he hangs out in flash for a bit, zero hour happens, and pretty soon after his impulse series starts in 1995.

this is my #2 flashfam rec! if you have been in these tumblr circles at all then you've heard us rave about impulse 1995. it's simply Thee comic of all time. everyone on earth needs to read it im not kidding. it follows bart's life living with max mercury and his daughter helen, trying to adjust to normal life in the past. it's just. it's the best. it's 89 issues long, but honestly it goes by SUPER fast. i would recommend doing what i did and reading impulse and flash in parallel, just to get that organic experience & context. they cross over several times until impulse eventually ends.

ok back to flash v2. once geoff johns takes over..... i mean i won't say it ruins the comic and there is definitely stuff worth reading but i love waid infinitely better. it's really up to you. waid also comes back now and then to write a few chunks.

the flash series doesn't end until 2008. the next big thing after would be flash: rebirth, which. i am not a fan of for obvious reasons (get back in that coffin barry) but it's essential to understanding the plot so i have to include it lol.

i honest to god have no idea wtf was going on during flashpoint & new52. I will not pretend to understand that era. however if you are interested in the modern flashfam & the introduction of characters like ace west and avery ho, there are a couple good places to start! if you want to read williamson's run, you can start at the rebirth flash run (flash v5 #1). wally is eventually reintroduced (thank god) during this run.

if you want to start at the jeremy adams run (which features lots of members of the flashfamily) you can start at flash #768, which runs all the way to #800.

I would personally recommend the current flash ongoing written by si spurrier! it is kind of a lot and I'm in the minority in my love for it but it's interesting, thoughtful, has a role for pretty much every character, and has a lot of really cool cosmic horror elements. i will concede that it is VERY complicated and technical but you can tell spurrier has things to say and honestly it's so rare that a comic makes me think these days that i'm eating it up.

there were also two recent flashfam miniseries that just finished, speed force and jay garrick: the flash! i enjoyed both. they're short and fun.

aaaand that's my list! it is by no means comprehensive and it is very possible i got some things wrong so I apologize in advance. if you have any more questions I will be happy to try and answer them. I hope this was at least a little bit helpful and not even more confusing lol!

[kevotsuka]

you have a mechanic alex au?? ? where can we read iiiit 🧎🏻‍♀️

(Anon 2 from the Wip Ask Game)

i was in tumblr jail but now im FREEEE (barely)

First of all, i’m so sorry for the late response orz orz orz

actually this AU just exists in my docs in a kinda of timeline and in my head (and in my friend DMs in a 3min voice note who was ignored. so i dont think it was really interesant after all jajaja /dies) but if u want some thoughts (?

So I knew that at first Alex M wanted to be his brother's mechanic, I knew that it was Marc who convinced him to get on a bike and race with him and all that, but recently I had this idea of ​​"What would have happened if Alex really would have become Marc's mechanic, but during Marc's debacle he stay at Honda and wouldn't have been able to follow him to Gresini?"

.🙂

It was a little mental exercise. Alex encourages Marc to go to Gresini because he hates seeing his brother break himself over and over again AND MAYBE HE FEELS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MOTORCYCLE HURTING HIM SO MUCH WHO KNOWS. Alex always wants the best for Marc, even if it's not at Honda.

The only thing that didn't convince me at all was Alex's age (because I love bending reality for the RPF, but I have a lot more fun creating scenarios that are more or less plausible in my head lol) until…

I remembered that I had read THIS article by Santi and then I did the maths (lol): born in 1975. Professional at 17 in '92. In the world championship in '96 at 21.

In '99 he won with crivillé at 24. In 2003 with Vale in Honda as a 28 years old. It becomes confusing what he does between 2005-2010 because I don't want to do research, but he becomes part of some rider teams in 125cc apparently? -

He becomes in Marc's chief mechanic in 2011 at the age of 36 and moving up to MotoGP at the age of 38 in 2013.

So Alex's path would be to reach the paddock in 2015 at 19 years old and with a dream uwu

So the TIMELINE is a bit like this:

Alex is a mechanic. He had competed in CEV and everything, but despite this he decided not to make the step up to Moto3 when he got the opportunity to do so after his wild cards in ¿2012¿

In any case, he trained professionally as a mechanic and contact here contact there reached the motorcycle world championship.

He works in Moto2 with Marc VDS for a long time (from 2015 to 2019 maybe) when Honda steals him at the starting of the 2020 season because the previous mechanic there expressed his desire to retire FOR REASONS NOT CONCENTRATIVE TO THE PLOT so Alex can replace the guy.

2020 :)

MiserY

Alex go to LCR because Marc's team was out of work for the rest of the season adapting everything for Stefan :), plus there is a vacance (that is a word in english?) to fill in the LCR because of COVID and Alex has the skills for it and yada yada

At least the honda mechanic said he is going to retire, not WHEN.

The 2020 season is- fucked. Alex is trying to be a kind brother.

He gets so tired with the press coming to the garage and asking about his brother every week that he takes refuge inside the box. The cameras struggle to find him during the moments before the race.

His move up to Honda is delayed because the LCR team is keeping him because he works well with them.

2021-2022 seasons happen :). He is retained by LCR, he is getting tired of presenting his transfer, but at least he has become familiar with the HR people (I am 100% sure that is not how these workers work, I don't care).

2023 :3

Finally. he can go to Honda! Finally he is on his brother's team! HE CAN FINALLY FULFILL HIS- childhood dream? promise? life goal? idk

Alex looks at Marc's data - which he always had access to as a meddling younger brother, but which he now works on every week - and wants to cry. That bike is not supposed to be able to do what Marc achieves with it.

When Marc falls in Portimao and takes Miguel with him, he looks longingly at the LCR box and asks himself why he wanted this job. Maybe Rins wouldn't be giving him such a headache.

Marc is signed by Gresini, which leaves Honda to search for a rider and Alex to deal with whoever they are going to sign, because he stay at the team and will definitely deal with the new rider

Nov 12 - Alex hears the Marini to Honda rumor and thinks “ha, it definitely won't happen”

November - Luca Marini, brother of Valentino Rossi, is signed by Honda

LUCA MARINI

ROSSI'S BROTHER

Alex is a professional and as soon as he hears about it, he turns around and asks for a transfer to Mir's team.

(not Zarco or Nakagami because he already went through LCR and he won't go back there even if they point a gun at him, thank you very much) (he might consider it if they paid better-)

He prefers to avoid from the beginning any type of rumor that says he is doing anything, like tampering ¿? with Marini's bike or something like that.

“Smart boy” he says to himself in the mirror :)

Nov 27 - It is announced that Mir's previous team will now be with Luca and that Santi will go with Joan

Alex wants to diee, BUT HE'S A PROFESSIONAL, so he doesn't say anything.

Luca's engineer makes fun of him a little, he thinks Alex is funny.

He could go back to Santi, but (IN THIS AU, IN MY MENTAL PALACE) he doesn't try because he has this thing that all the Marquez's besides him missed: a general feeling of shame.

They know who the other is, Alex used to be Franky's mechanic in Moto2, so both know a few of stories about each other

Although they have not bonded over the mortifying experience of being younger brothers of (divorced) legends, but they have greeted each other around the paddock and been cordial over the years.

but the paddok is inmense so not that much

The Valencia tests happen and Luca is optimistic and gives a real feedback of how the bike feels and where he hopes to take it, rather than just vague unintelligible and weird noises that don't communicate anything.

Alex already feels like a huge improvement since Cal (his jokes weren't really helpful for data collection) and Rins (whom he appreciates for all the time they've known each other, both as CEV teammates and as his mechanic, but- yeah rins barely starts races during 2023 sooo )

[To be defined] [Future Lucalex] [Maybe past Franky/Alex lol]

I'd like to submit a piece of writing or SOMETHING but I only have short, silly little snippets and they're not really worth it.

[erasedcitizen2]

ALRIGHT TUMBLR I HAVE FINISHED DRAGON AGE THE VEILGUARD

AND SO I RETURN

and here are my thoughts under the cut, WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS so don't click unless you're ready for that.

messy AND VERY LONG thoughts on the game in no particular order here we go:

y'all i am so torn about this game. i don't love it. i REALLY wanted to love it. I went in with a truly open mind and honestly pretty damn hyped, nothing i had seen before release had managed to taint my opinion going into this. but i did not love veilguard. I didn't necessarily HATE it either, but it's the type of game i really am not sure if i'll ever be able to bring myself to replay.

For those interested it took me roughly 90 hours of playtime to finish the game (have not counted me playing the character creator for 4 hours into those 90 hours lol... lmao....). I have done every quest (except for 1 very minor side quest when at the end i felt fucking DONE), I have explored not 100% of every area but like 85-90% of all statues and chests and shit found in all areas. And I have 92% of achievements in that first playthrough. So I was fairly thorough cause I could tell I might never touch this game again but I'm not a completionist.

My Rook is named Valeria de Riva and she's an elven rogue and an antivan crow. And I love her face to bits she's short and adorable, those 4 hours in character creator was worth it lmao but oh boy do i regret the voice I picked. i'm sorry but Erika Ishii's voice acting did NOT click for me in this, the delivery felt terrible 85% of the time. but I have that problem with inquisition too so whatever.

I also had headcanoned that Valeria de Riva was originally born as a slave in Tevinter, and bought by the Antivan Crows as a kid. As we've been told since origins that the crows buy kids (see Zevran). BIG FUCKING MISTAKE to make headcanons like this for veilguard. nothing about Rooks antivan crow intro contradicts this kind of headcanon but the game will randomly spring information about your character on you depending on background you've picked, Rook isn't a blank slate but you also don't get to know what character you're fully playing from the start which annoys me.

The antivan crows have also imo been extremely.... idk?? softened?? white washed???? and that frustrates me a lot as someone who wanted to play a character that was a little bit at war with the faction they were from. It annoys me that the antivan crows are now just freedom fighters and heroes according to the narrative and you have no chance to ever question how they do things. it also feels like a weird thing to say but there is too little racism in this game. by which i mean we finally get to see Tevinter and we don't really ever get to see how elves are treated within Tevinter. The only slaves we ever see are the mustache twirling evil venatori sitting on some poor dudes in that one scene.

which bring me to the fact that THERE ARE NO INTERESTING VILLAINS IN THIS GAME. none. (Besides Solas, depending on if you see him as a villain or not I guess.) everyone is just evil and crazy. I'd have loved Elgar'nan actually as a villain, and I'm fine with him (and Ghilan'nain) specifically being evil and crazy, he does come across as imposing and scary to me and a better villain than corphypants. BUT SINCE EVERY FACTION WE FIGHT AGAINST IS JUST CRAZY AND EVIL, it kinda falls flat to me. I'd have liked to see more people side with the gods for more ambiguous or misguided reasons I guess, like maybe the elves?

I wanted more conflict and tension between the races of thedas from the fact that the elven gods are the ones causing all this. some consequences from the narrative? but there's nothing like that.

the writing is in a lot of places at best bland and at worst... bad. i love how much we get to interact with our companions in the lighthouse and that they have their own relationships and conversations, but quantity does not beat quality. I'd love this system of having conversations if the companions and the romances were more interesting. A lot of the companions feel bland to me cause they start out mostly perfect from the get go, there's not a lot of room for character growth or you know... any form of character arc?

I romanced Taash and it's an alright romance, I like Taash. and I guess the reason I like them is cause they are one of the few companions that aren't perfect and I've already seen Discourse about hating them for it. I guess sometimes they are A Little Bit Difficult??? They're not sure who they are at the beginning and isn't great at expressing themselves, they have very short responses and I felt at least in the romance path they learned to get a little bit better at this with Rook. But I really wish this could've been expanded on MORE, their problems with dealing with their emotions are just something they mention to Rook but it's not really shown.

AND ALSO... despite the game being more 'handcrafted' with 'less filler'.... I STILL think it has too much fucking filler and boring quests??? the combat was fun in the beginning but overstayed its welcome imo.

BUT AFTER ALL THIS DISAPPOINTMENT.... I still leave the game with an alright feeling I guess cause what I DID ENJOY OF THE GAME WAS EVERYTHING THAT HAD TO DO WITH SOLAS. INCLUDING THE ENDING THAT I GOT. I think they nailed how to do him in this game, and his dynamic with rook, and the lore around him and the ancient elves and the titans etc etc. I'm extremely satisfied with the happy solavellan ending I got and it felt fucking good to have the three important women in his life (lmao) convince him to redeem himself. and that he didn't get an easy way out, like dying for that redemption.

SO THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I THINK I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED MOSTLY KINDA DISLIKING A GAME/FINDING A GAME BLAND BUT LOVING THE ENDING???? usually it's the other way around with bioware games??? so... yeah.

[xavigav]

Making My Own Tumblr Year In Review

So tumblr is not doing the individual years in review for 2023 like they did the last couple of years :(

This is the first year I’ve really been active on Tumblr and used it as my primary social media, so I was really sad to hear that. But then I decided…why not do it myself?

I posted 1837 times in 2023. That’s 5 times per day.

1748 (95%) of my posts were reblogs, and 89 (5%) of my posts were original.

Blogs I think I reblogged the most? Not in order.

@yipeewahoo

@hoodie-sys

@94erz

@namchyoon

@heybaetae

These are just based on me cmd-f'ing my blog using the names of blogs I remember reblogging a lot. It's probably wrong.

My top 15 most used tags (not 5 because i love tagging and want to show more):

#bts - 1045 posts (yeah obviously)

#bts pics - 803 posts (yeah obviously x2)

#queue attack my heart - 691 posts

#memery - 312 posts

#namjoon - 308 posts (i am so mentally ill)

#hoseok - 167 posts

#jungkook - 166 posts

#seokjin - 138 posts

#jimin - 138 posts (i wrote down seokjin's tag first so i put it higher)

#yoongi - 119 posts

#fic & writing - 108 posts

#taehyung - 103 posts

#bts birthdays - 99 posts

#serious posts - 92 posts

#namjoonposting - 59 posts (my favorite tag)

By the way this was so fucking annoying to do. The archive does not show how many posts you have in a certain tag. For every month I counted the amount of rows in a tag, multiplied it by 8, and added in any rows that didn't quite get up to 8. Then I added all those months together. I had to do that for every tag. Tumblr why is there no easy way to see the number of posts in a tag.

My top 5 posts of 2023:

5. Luffy Tab - 20 notes

Still can't believe we just. got a luffy tab. i just woke up and had a luffy tab

4. BTS Post Search - 27 notes

As it turned out. the poster changed their name to something else so that's why i couldn't find the post from tumblr user soupmoths -- they were an entirely different person. oopsie

Also I ended up being able to reblog it! Someone tagged me!

3. 3D Rant - 32 notes

This post got me my first hate reblog <3

In case anyone is wondering. I still agree with everything I said here.

2. Porn - 99 notes

Not doing the big link preview for this one since that on its own is kinda nsfw. Minors don’t click that link.

But yeah. That makes sense.

Even though there’s only 5 reblogs people find it semi-frequently (especially the past few days, no idea why), so I guess it’s spreading somehow? Which makes me happy :)

The Reddit Post - 2.1k notes

Obviously that was going to be it lol, over 20 times the amount of notes than anything else. My notifications were Dying.

Also, this stuff wasn’t in the actual Year in Review(s), but I’m adding them in for fun.

I liked 21k posts in 2023.

I followed 426 blogs in 2023 (not including the accounts I unfollowed).

I gained 69 followers in 2023 (excluding porn bots and regular bots). Nice.

I started 4 blogs on this account, 1 main blog and 3 side blogs.

I gained 15 mutuals in 2023 <3

All this data was as of December 18th, 2023.

[jenthebug]

I posted 838 times in 2022

That's 128 more posts than 2021!

261 posts created (31%)

577 posts reblogged (69%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@adelphicoracle

@fatmaninalittlesuit

@belovedgoofball

@robinruns

@biglawbear

I tagged 690 of my posts in 2022

Only 18% of my posts had no tags

#the nightly shitpost - 330 posts

#metastatic breast cancer - 39 posts

#the internet is for cats - 26 posts

#monthly dash cleanse - 21 posts

#bariatric clinic job - 14 posts

#soba tinycat - 13 posts

#mundane - 13 posts

#insertcaffeine road trip - 13 posts

#parenting - 12 posts

#i was tagged - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#in the background: to-do list and niece's gift and why did i agree to do more packing tonight and how will my oncologist appointment go

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I got the job!!

The bariatric clinic called me yesterday.

I thought they were calling about a second interview, asking for references, something like that.

NOPE

They offered me the job, at $4/hr more than I make now!

HOOOLY CRAP. This is AWESOME. It’s also a little scary. They want a 2-year commitment (years are uncertain with cancer) and they’re definitely gonna drop that extra $4/hr of work on me, but...

I’ll have a good team behind me.

I’ll be doing work that I want to do, that feels important, that feels more like working than drowning in calls. (Even on the busiest 911 days, even when I took the 60-80 calls per day I take now, there was a damn good reason)

If I’m right, and I’ll be actively looking for reasons I am, this will be the best of badging office work (a team, face to face interaction, out of the house enrichment because this zoo animal needs it) and the call center (healthcare, genuinely improving lives, and no fucking stairs).

Wish me luck!

Wish me strength!

And wish me patience for my 10 remaining call center shifts.

78 notes - Posted July 13, 2022

#4

Kitty has a name! We chose Soba after the noodles that Japanese people eat on the New Year for longevity, hoping he has a long life.

81 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

#3

Look who got stuck in my window well...

It's a feral bastard! Complete with the gloves I used to rescue them because they were trying to kill me!

Our night is now entirely cat-focused; get this kitty set up for the night so we can take them to rescue tomorrow.

82 notes - Posted October 12, 2022

#2

Got this in my fortune cookie last night. Now I'm sharing it with you.

92 notes - Posted January 16, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Hi new followers!

I'm Jen.

I have metastatic breast cancer. On a practical level, that means I'm tired all the time from treatment and my life will probably be shorter than yours.

I live with my husband, my son Jay, my cat Soba (shown), and my corgi Momo in the Denver metro area.

I have no picture of Jay for you. He's 15, trans, and hates getting his photo posted. He likes getting his photo taken, and I have plenty of photos of him, but he's not about being on Mom's socials. I respect that.

This is my husband.

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103 notes - Posted November 19, 2022

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[anangelcalledinquisitor]

I posted 13,563 times in 2022

That's 5,076 more posts than 2021!

260 posts created (2%)

13,303 posts reblogged (98%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@zaidnovi

@ebonykain

@theluckythreeleafclover

@dgcakes

@ibijau

I tagged 2,597 of my posts in 2022

#the inquisitor speaks - 184 posts

#holding the world - 148 posts

#my writing - 106 posts

#moon/sun/reader - 92 posts

#raising starlings - 81 posts

#talking about my writing - 40 posts

#fnaf moon - 32 posts

#svsss - 31 posts

#fnaf security breach - 30 posts

#fnaf sb - 28 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#because some things i get flustered about writing and i don't know if you're ever like stop looking for ten minutes this part's embarrassin

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I hate it when you’re trying to write something and you only have like... a passing knowledge of the thing you’re writing?  and your brain screeches to a halt and like...

DOES DJ MUSIC MAN HAVE A FUCKING VOICE???  I can’t watch any more video playthroughs because someone else controlling the camera tends to give me motionsickness...  Can anyone just answer this question for me?  I don’t want to play tonight (because I’ll be here all fucking night) and I want to finish this chapter so I can go to the zoo tomorrow without feeling guilty, and this scene won’t... leave... me... alone...

@twinanimatronics @dana-chan-the-control-brain @femme-enby (I don’t know who all might be able to answer this and/or might be awake, you can ignore my screaming into the void

91 notes - Posted July 8, 2022

#4

I read your fic today and I just ADORE IT.

So I made you some doodles...hope you like em!

This one is based off that "husky saying no" tiktok. Because I think the further along Y/N gets, the more his security protocols demand he guard her instead of the Pizzaplex.

Bonus doodle:

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114 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

#3

Me: I'm just going to finish Security Breach and see how it goes from here.

Me: oh i can explore a little better now with the mods! Let's get a good look all around the daycare, for science.

Me: OH NO THERE'S AN ELEVATOR IN THE DAYCARE! I made my YN take the stairs their whole pregnancy for no reason...

Me, sees the elevators are all out of order: .... That tracks.

124 notes - Posted July 17, 2022

#2

To my writer moots (and artist moots and all ND folks too), I'm just curious if I'm weird about this:

Does anyone else take screenshots of the nice things people have said about your stuff, to like read later, especially when dealing with feelings of imposter syndrome, self-doubt, and the feelings of "i should just delete all my stuff online, it's all terrible and no one actually likes it and no one has said anything because they're all too nice about it"?

(but then i reread comments and like??? That many people can't be wrong, right??? And these are just the ones on the final chapter, not including the ones on any of the other 25 chapters)

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124 notes - Posted July 26, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Precious Time (future scene for Holding the World, my indulgent FNAF Security Breach AU with a pregnant reader and super sweet boys). This picture is going to be in a future chapter, and a version of it is in the Bad Ending that i posted, though in that version, Sun cut moon out of the picture. I might do both, haven't decided yet. Sitting at work, i can sort of work on writing but some of it just has to wait until I get home.

(bald Moon bald Moon bald Moon bald -)

146 notes - Posted June 23, 2022

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[thoughtforthedaysolitaire]

I posted 157 times in 2022

That's 157 more posts than 2021!

26 posts created (17%)

131 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@thoughtforthedaysolitaire

@sugaroto

@freedle-8a

@devotedlyfuzzyperson

@silentlydying

I tagged 102 of my posts in 2022

Only 35% of my posts had no tags

#fav responses - 65 posts

#babbles - 17 posts

#heartstopper - 7 posts

#asks - 7 posts

#solitaire - 6 posts

#thftd - 5 posts

#important - 3 posts

#radio silence - 3 posts

#kit connor - 2 posts

#alice oseman - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 94 characters

#honestly a lot of responses to this question has been 'i'm not sure' so don't feel too bad lol

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

If you condone or facilitate what happened to kit Connor today, kindly unfollow me and delete your reblog of my post. I don't want you here.

You can't headcanon real people's sexuality, and you can't force them to come out. They don't owe anyone their sexuality, let alone people they don't even know. Grow the fuck up.

15 notes - Posted November 1, 2022

#4

Tag your thought for The day answer with thftd so that we can look at each others answers in one place!

17 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

#3

I didn't want to do this, but I'm going to split the recipients to Thought for The day into two. Group 1 will get an ask today, and group 2 will get the same ask, but tomorrow. It just makes it easier for me.

‼️If I find you are racist, transphobic, homophobic, ableist, or a bigot in any way, shape or form, I will remove you from the list and I reserve the right to do so‼️

Group 1 is (in no particular order) @lizziesblog @pessimistic-lonerr @queer-cat-katherine @edwardcullenisadilf @capncronch @the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see @geolato @venusqq @monochrome-anomaly @silentlydying @thequietfox @newtness532 @tea-time-with-dragons @utterly-disappointed @meloncholic-bookworm @ghostbakery @devotedlyfuzzyperson @mumr1ksnufk1n @sugaroto @mentalbreakdownmachine @bread-cat-luna @cheesepizzabro @mydeargoodbye @fabricated-pessimist @staticfrom-typeiisupernova

Group 2 is @canonsunkmyships @aaristea @butterfliesareamyth @tesseract-s @person4924 @solitairians4ever @jeguslay @pheliau @undescribed1mage @evrythinginitsrightplace @secretlyafrog7 @anadreamland @heartstopperobsessedgirl @humanmurphyslaw @lifeofadrian @henrythepug @pessimistic-book-lover @shysaladsludgeoperator @mars-is-tired @rothefish @freedle-8a @radiosilencedtori @papermacheworldd @that-monochrome-rainbow @lazylama9 @dreamingintheosemanverse @literatureisdying

77 notes - Posted November 3, 2022

#2

There's something I've wanted to say for quite a while.

Because of the nature of Solitaire, it attracts many fans that have poor mental health, and can relate to Tori's struggle and pessimism.

And I'm not trying to spread toxic positivity. The world is fucked up. People are fucked up. Depression, anxiety, and all the other mental health problems arent going to be cured by some false image of sunshine and rainbows.

But, please. Don't be so hard on yourselves. I pretty frequently surf my Follower's blogs, and I see so many posts of people saying that they don't want to be alive, they hate who they are, etc. And, ironically, all these people seem lovely, and any interactions I have with them prove me right every time.

Maybe you've done some bad things. Maybe you've had bad things done to you. But you can start over. First impressions aren't everything. Nothing lasts forever, no matter how long it might seem.

My ask box is always, and I mean ALWAYS open. I won't always be able to help, but I will listen. If you want, you can send me vent messages and ask me not to reply, if you just want to get it out. If you ask me not to, I won't .

❤️

92 notes - Posted November 16, 2022

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Reblog if you would like to receive Solitaire style Thought of The Day asks

I reblog responses I find funny or interesting under #fav responses.

332 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

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[sohotthateveryonedied]

I posted 12,992 times in 2022

1,594 posts created (12%)

11,398 posts reblogged (88%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@batshit-birds

@damthosefandoms

@becauseimbatmanfan

@sun-moon-stars-jedi

@jeezllouise

I tagged 3,000 of my posts in 2022

#lay it on me papa bob - 1,460 posts

#soho speaks - 163 posts

#dc comics - 115 posts

#absolute-zero stuff - 109 posts

#batfamily - 93 posts

#batfam - 92 posts

#batman - 91 posts

#robin - 89 posts

#yj spoilers - 88 posts

#tim drake - 68 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#x reader is equivalent to when people ‘’start’’ a fic but the first chapter is just an author’s note about how they’re gonna write the fic

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

i think he's earned it. as a treat

4,016 notes - Posted March 29, 2022

#4

Tim as a Ghost after Dick killed him: ....That motherfucker.

Tim: *Booting up his laptop* Prepare to get cancelled for a hate crime.

(I feel like Tim would be more petty than just plain mean, if he were to be a ghost, and just fucks with Dick)

See the full post

4,142 notes - Posted March 31, 2022

#3

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#2

i can’t WAIT for tim to immediately regret introducing these two

steph: hey bernie want to hear about the time timmy here got food poisoning at hot topic after eating some bad sushi

tim: NO HE DOES NOT

5,683 notes - Posted June 14, 2022

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[what-if-doctor-who-was-yuri-yaoi]

I posted 1,183 times in 2022

That's 1,183 more posts than 2021!

90 posts created (8%)

1,093 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@friend-of-axolotls

@thenewborndeity

@imoffindreamland

@iamoutofideas

@professionalchaoticdumbass

I tagged 204 of my posts in 2022

#heartstopper - 22 posts

#help - 14 posts

#tumblr milestone - 11 posts

#funny - 11 posts

#alice oseman - 11 posts

#charlie spring - 11 posts

#twitter - 9 posts

#nick nelson - 8 posts

#osemanverse - 8 posts

#lol - 7 posts

Longest Tag: 122 characters

#like im assuming it's in the usa so unless theres a law about it surely google shouldnt warn the user just the authorities

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Trans men after bottom surgery be like:

37 notes - Posted September 2, 2022

#4

Public service announcement:

To know someone you need to know 4 things:

Their name

Their pronouns

Their gender identity

If they are a cat person or a dog person

(bonus for queer people) are they an iced tea queer or an energy drink queer.

47 notes - Posted September 24, 2022

#3

Pov: you have a couple Alice oseman books but you're missing that ONE FUCKING BOOK THAT YOU CANT FIND AND ITS DRIVING YOU INSANE but it's okay because you can still read it BUT YOU DONT HAVE ALL HER BOOKS AND YOU WANT TO HAVE THEM ALL BECAUSE ITS POKÉMON and you're cool

And you ran out of tags 😔

56 notes - Posted August 15, 2022

#2

@staffs-secret-blog I hate to be that guy (no I don't, it's fun sometimes), but

Na na na na na na, I have more followers than you 💅

437 notes - Posted September 17, 2022

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I feel like spamming someone

@staffs-secret-blog ima like and unlike and like and unlike one of ur posts on repeat

848 notes - Posted December 4, 2022

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[transmascsteveharrington]

I posted 6,885 times in 2022

269 posts created (4%)

6,616 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@carfuckerlynch

@ibuprofengirl

@captainmilf

@m-e-w-666

@martinbelovedblackwood

I tagged 3,231 of my posts in 2022

#tma - 1,000 posts

#jonmartin - 484 posts

#stranger things - 277 posts

#jon sims - 202 posts

#martin blackwood - 171 posts

#steddie - 148 posts

#manon babbles - 131 posts

#eurovision - 100 posts

#ofmd - 92 posts

#steve harrington - 76 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#which once again leads me back to my thesis that this is bc of the mainstream and nerd audience being pushed into each other’s bubbles via

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Martin loves his job as a professor of English Literature at UCL. If it wasn't for his pretentious asshole of a colleague Jon Sims. Their already less than cordial working relationship only grows worse when they are forced to share an office. Of course, when Jon needs someone to pretend to be his boyfriend at a literature conference, Martin is the only other person in their department going. A deal with high stakes and unforeseen consequences is struck.

Or: 5 times Jon and Martin hated each other and 1 time they didn't

This is a gift for @vanroesburg for the secret snowflake gift exchange organised by @seasons-in-the-archives I hope you like it!!!!

99 notes - Posted January 11, 2022

#4

Jon never thought he would die holding Martin’s hand. But here they are, sitting on the floor of document storage, waiting for Prentiss to break down the door. Jon has no idea how Martin managed to get through this for two weeks in his flat all by himself. Prentiss has been trying to get to them for maybe 20 minutes and Jon has never been so scared.

Five times Jon let go of Martin's hand and the one time he held on.

113 notes - Posted March 12, 2022

#3

You know...uh....you know when the Jon has...has the wedding ring right next to the ace ring in fanart? Good shit, good shit my dude!

191 notes - Posted January 21, 2022

#2

Manon's TMA Fic Masterpost

Hello MTV and welcome to my crib tumblr here is a list of all my tma fics on ao3 where you can find me as ChristinMKay

Multi-chapter Fics:

After everything is said and done (Somehow you are still the one) Lovers to enemies to lovers AU. Jon and Martin are meeting for the first time in 6 years at Melanie's and Georgie's wedding as best men. Chaos, scheming, a bachelorette party and old wounds and feelings opening up again happens.

By Secret and Divine Signs A soulmate slow burn AU where Jmart are too stubborn, stupid, and busy yearning to realize they are soulmates. According to comments/bookmarks also really enjoyed by people who usually don't like soulmate AUs.

A spell that can't be broken Jonmartim witches AU. Enemies to friends to lovers jmart, friends to lovers martim, established and very domestic jontim. Fun world building, bickering and over all feel good.

You have made a home inside of me After Prentiss attacks the Archives, Martin has no place to stay so Jon offers him to crash in his guest room. Of course that is not a smart idea given that Jon has a crush on Martin while also suspecting that Martin might have killed Gertrude.

One Shots

How can I hurt when holding you 5 times Jon let go of Martin's hand and one time he held on.

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma English Lit Professors Jon and Martin hate each other, are forced to share an office and have to fake date.

Tell me when we first met, (will we meet again)5 times Martin had a bad Valentine's Day and the one time it was perfect.

If we were young againPost Mag 200 Martin wakes up alone and tries to find Jon

I'm tryna make you stay so we can make out Georgie surprises Melanie at work during lunch. Kissing ensues.

Fret not dear heart "Dance card is open." Did Tim mean that? When Tim takes Martin out for dinner at the pub Martin tries to figure out if it is a date or not.

264 notes - Posted March 13, 2022

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[ID: The squidward "Sir we serve food here" meme with "Sir we love Martin K Blackwood here" written on it. END ID]

375 notes - Posted March 15, 2022

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I posted 1,406 times in 2022

That's 645 more posts than 2021!

96 posts created (7%)

1,310 posts reblogged (93%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@catgirlwheels

@vaspider

@zypiris

@woolen-feathers

@hockpock

I tagged 295 of my posts in 2022

#faepunk - 21 posts

#food - 8 posts

#chronic pain - 8 posts

#chronic fatigue - 7 posts

#fibro - 5 posts

#disability - 5 posts

#game dev - 4 posts

#medical - 4 posts

#fibromyalgia - 4 posts

#minecraft - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#he went on to tell me that i'm not allowed to work on sprites or anything today because i'm running myself into the ground mentally over it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I just dreamed the newest Tumblr meme was posting pictures of baroque art with your estimation of how long it would take you to destroy said piece of art, frequently along with very aggressive assertions that your guess was exactly right down to the second...what the fuck, sleeping me?

29 notes - Posted June 16, 2022

#4

Psst. Do you like white mochas? Do you not want to give Starbucks money right now because they're a bunch of union busting assholes? 'Cause I got something special just for you.

I have reverse engineered the ingredient list I remember off their white mocha bottles from when I worked there, and made it about ten times better, and it is mad easy to make at home.

YOU'RE GONNA WANT:

A bar of good quality white chocolate; Ghirardelli's baking bars are fantastic for this. Look for something that's mostly cocoa butter.

About 3-4 tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk

About a tablespoon of heavy cream

About a tablespoon of boiling water

A dash of salt

Break the white chocolate up and put it into a small microwave-safe container. Microwave it on high for 30 second intervals, stirring between each one, until it's good and melted.

Drop 3 or 4 tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk in there. It's not an exact measurement because let's be honest, that stuff's hard to measure.

Start mixing.

It will immediately seize into a solid mass and you'll think I'm fucking with you after all. This is normal. Chocolate is an incredibly weird emulsion and this is just how the chocolate do when it sees a water molecule! Stir until it's at least a uniform solid mass, and then add a tablespoon of boiling water. The hotter the better.

After a little bit it'll unseize and abruptly turn smooth again. If it doesn't, hit it with another teaspoon of boiling water and it will.

Add that tablespoon of heavy cream and mix in. You can even make it two tablespoons if you want. I'm not the boss of you.

Add a dash of salt to taste. I'm a two-dash kinda person myself, because it counters how much sugar is in it. Which is a lot.

And boom. That's it. You now have white mocha sauce comparable to any coffee chain's brand except actually it's way better. Store it covered in the fridge, it'll keep a while but it's probably best to use it within the week since it's got fresh dairy ingredients.

Can it be made vegan? Probably but you'd have to find white chocolate with no dairy additives to start with, and then sweetened condensed non-dairy milk if that exists, and probably use coconut cream, and I dunno I haven't tried at all so you're on your own for that if you want to experiment.

Anyway, enjoy your white mocha sauce, fuck Starbucks, union strong. ✊🏻

65 notes - Posted July 15, 2022

#3

Annual petition to put thorn and eth back in the alphabet. Icelandic gets ðem, why can't we have nice þings too.

92 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

#2

Feminist spaces are currently pretty hostile to men, particularly those who want to talk about what they face under patriarchy, and who want to participate without being pressured to self-flagellate or allow themselves to be a target for other people's unrelated frustrations.

Oh, there it is. There's why I hate it so much when someone's like "all men are dogs" or whatever right to my face, and even more angry when they say, "shut up and don't argue with me because you should know I don't mean you, but you're being part of the problem now."

If they so obviously don't mean to include me, are they saying then that I'm not a man? I'll fucking fight. And it is NEVER, EVER "part of the problem" for a trans person to deny someone the ability to talk shit about them on the basis of their gender.

It's not my job to be a punching bag for shit I didn't do. There's certainly things I'll accept that I've been complicit in, even if it was through ignorance. That, however, is not one of them.

(Emphasis mine, text from a post by nothorses that I didn't want to hijack just to make a personal point on.)

97 notes - Posted May 16, 2022

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[madrigaljail]

I posted 2,698 times in 2022

That's 2,698 more posts than 2021!

221 posts created (8%)

2,477 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@encantoisawesome

@graveyardwriting

@slingerapen

@omgcheez

@malewifebruno

I tagged 2,302 of my posts in 2022

Only 15% of my posts had no tags

#bruno - 104 posts

#my writing - 92 posts

#the madrigal in-laws - 91 posts

#not encanto - 89 posts

#yes good - 68 posts

#fanart - 67 posts

#always reblog - 55 posts

#fic rec - 47 posts

#triplets triplets triplets - 44 posts

#pepa - 42 posts

Longest Tag: 133 characters

#the previous summer abuela helena had fallen very ill and asked to speak with her and luisa alone to tell them the story of her life.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Happy birthday you absolute goddess 🦄

118 notes - Posted November 14, 2022

#4

143 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

#3

OBBB (Oogie Boogie Bash Bruno) Facts

Because videos are coming out and we’re learning things about this precious bean. Also feel free to add more/link videos because I’m too lazy to go back and do it, sorry >.<

It’s his first time in California but Mirabel told him all about it (she’s been doing meet and greets for a while now and THIS IS SO STINKING CUTE).

He’s out of salt! (Please if you’re going do not give him salt, I’m guessing this is a Disney health and safety thing, same with the reason he’s not wearing flip flops. Why he doesn’t have Jorge’s spackle trowel while Mother Gothel is going around flashing a dagger is beyond me.).

He has 32 rats and usually feeds them empanadas or arepas con queso because of course. They do like candy too since there’s so much of it around.

What does he feed himself? Who knows, when asked what he had for dinner he want off about the rats. Someone get this man a handwich.

Once upon a time his mother asked him to clean the house, but he hates cleaning, so he came up with the character of Jorge - who doesn’t mind it - and cleaned all of Casita! “My Mama Alma was so proud!” :’)

He does hop over cracks!!

ETA: “ "Once you get out of the walls, pretty much anyone you meet becomes your best friend."  Bruno NO 😢

266 notes - Posted September 7, 2022

#2

Just leaving this here for anyone worrying about fandom dying and needing a little motivation. We’re still out here, finish your WIP, get back to those sketches, post that meta, folks are ready to eat it all up <3

400 notes - Posted August 21, 2022

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Some Less-Known Encanto Word of God

So I’m casually checking Encanto’s TV Tropes page because it’s always a good time, but then I got to Word of God and stumbled across this, uh, detail:

In this podcast, Jared Bush points out that due to the heartbreak and fear that Alma experienced at the riverside after seeing her husband murdered, once she learned of Bruno's powers, she would have found it impossible to resist pressuring him to frequently look into the future for threats and dangers to the Encanto. Thus, the observations that have been made about Bruno having a depressed attitude which led to him seeing bad futures is wrong. It's the opposite, pressure on Bruno to always look for the worst the future has to offer is what left him with a stressed, forlorn attitude. Sadly, Bruno is probably the first casualty of Alma's unresolved grief and fear.

Which. Um. Sure is some information!!! What, and I cannot stress this enough, the FUCK, Alma??? Like I can totally see and have read - and written! - fic where this happens but holy Christ on a crutch.

754 notes - Posted June 4, 2022

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[burritosandpeppermint]

I posted 628 times in 2022

That's 607 more posts than 2021!

65 posts created (10%)

563 posts reblogged (90%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@betthearm

@reelaroundthedavekan

@library-graffiti

@laughterkey

@cyrilslady

I tagged 87 of my posts in 2022

#chicago - 7 posts

#hello from the magic tavern - 6 posts

#twitter - 6 posts

#chunt - 4 posts

#arnie - 4 posts

#email - 3 posts

#usidore - 3 posts

#boys night - 3 posts

#i think all the characters really started gelling with themselves and each other on this one - 2 posts

#hftmt - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 92 characters

#i think all the characters really started gelling with themselves and each other on this one

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

If you're on Twitter maybe go ahead and block SpaceX.

15 notes - Posted November 13, 2022

#4

Well, I took part in a fucking poll on Twitter just now.

Seriously, just taking a poll about whether or not he should allow the former president, who is a nearly broke bigoted fascist, back onto his sinking website.

15 notes - Posted November 18, 2022

#3

*comes crawling back* I’m NOT crawling back! I’m not leaving Twitter! I’m just...exploring options

17 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

#2

I feel like I could say thousands and thousands of words and even just go nuts with research, and maybe go as far as to create - for the first time in my life - a video about everything in that screenshot, but here's the rub:

Even though I know who's been in charge at Twitter, and that he let the orange shit blossom back, and MTG is back as of today, reading the above tweets make me think "I should report- " and then my thought slammed against the brick wall of "They don't care anymore. In fact, they want this."

Like, I know this - I knew this - but sometimes you really have to have the active thought for you to run through your emotional gamut about it. And I feel sick. Sick that these people - who have gotten people killed and will do it again - are allowed to share their ideas so widely on a popular website and face no moderation, no consequences, for their hate and violence.

For me it's appalling; for Twitter it's a Tuesday.

I'm going to have to do some more serious thought about whether or not I'll ever be on Twitter again. It's possible I might, but I really don't think I want to be part of that anymore.

24 notes - Posted November 22, 2022

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There was a lot to vote for before I got to the 61 judges, but I did it. And I’m a lazy ass. What’s your excuse? Vote! https://www.instagram.com/p/CktXQHXLHvs/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

28 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

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[queerkuro]

I posted 6,569 times in 2022

That's 6,112 more posts than 2021!

524 posts created (8%)

6,045 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@emosuna

@tenkoushimura

@itachiyamaas

@inosuks

@miiracleboys

I tagged 6,263 of my posts in 2022

Only 5% of my posts had no tags

#hq - 2,978 posts

#jjk - 893 posts

#q - 629 posts

#wtf jordan - 512 posts

#kny - 424 posts

#lmao - 422 posts

#sunaosa - 264 posts

#mha - 239 posts

#me - 230 posts

#bokuaka - 206 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#like. kageyama has so much respect for setters. even if he’s objectively better he’s always finding ways he can improve from other setters

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

i'm learning how to draw

133 notes - Posted March 17, 2022

#4

honestly? not enough down bad kiyoomi and oblivious atsumu fics

141 notes - Posted August 12, 2022

#3

bokuakakuroken where bokuken are insecure about each other. they think the other doesn’t want to be dating them. Kenma thinks Bokuto doesn’t want to spend time with him bc Bokuto is avoiding him, but really Bokuto thinks he annoys kenma so is trying to be considerate

158 notes - Posted January 1, 2022

#2

MSBY thinks sakuatsu hate each other. They’re constantly fighting. They insult each other. They send volleyballs into each other’s heads. They’ve ended up physically fighting during practice more than once.

Except then they get caught from something silly. Atsumu always gets to practice way earlier than Kiyoomi because Kiyoomi sleeps in until the very last minute. And one day Kiyoomi shows up to practice wearing an Onigiri Miya t-shirt and has Atsumu’s water bottle.

“You left this at home.”

Kiyoomi shoves the water bottle in Atsumu face, and is oblivious to most of the team watching them in shock.

“I knew ya cared, Omi!”

“Next time I’ll let you die of dehydration.”

“But then who will set for ya?”

“Kageyama.”

Atsumu obviously pouts at that, but then gets that big, stupid smile on his face.

“But then who would cuddle ya and set your alarm for an hour later?”

This whole time the conversation is happening the team is gaping at them, and it’s probably Inunaki who asks what the fuck is going on. And it takes a lot of questions before Atsumu is finally like

“We live together? How is this weird?”

And that causes chaos until it’s Bokuto who gives the answer everyone is missing.

“They’ve been dating forever. Why wouldn’t they live together?”

Kiyoomi and Atsumu didn’t even really explicitly tell Bokuto they were together. Bokuto is just very emotionally aware and knew from the start.

Obviously everyone is confused still, arguing that they fight all the time. Except then Hinata is just as dumbfounded as Bokuto, because like all the relationships he knows are like that.

MSBY decides that the monster generation is just weird as fuck.

246 notes - Posted January 31, 2022

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bokuto is well known as an lgbt public figure and advocate

not because he does work for it or anything. it's purely because he can't stop bringing akaashi up in every interview he's ever done

458 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

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[that-dumb-dinosaur]

I posted 1,370 times in 2022

That's 1,370 more posts than 2021!

116 posts created (8%)

1,254 posts reblogged (92%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@milly-the-devil

@crazyw3irdo

@gayfrogcoven

@the-strawberry-martini

@transmascskywalker

I tagged 490 of my posts in 2022

#the owl house - 46 posts

#toh - 41 posts

#toh spoilers - 36 posts

#the owl house spoilers - 31 posts

#trexi pterodactyl screeches - 24 posts

#wwdits - 20 posts

#toh hunter - 20 posts

#andor - 18 posts

#ninjago - 17 posts

#lotr - 16 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#watching/reading lotr is constantly switching between “wow men showing other men affection platonically should be normalized like this” and

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

HOW MANY TIMES HAS BELOS KILLED THE GOLDEN GUARD?!

255 notes - Posted May 28, 2022

#4

329 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

#3

wow hunter who let you have 3 eye colors and 5 hairstyles and 6 parental figures and 10 outfits and

378 notes - Posted October 16, 2022

#2

fuck fingers, all my homies hate fingers

410 notes - Posted October 13, 2022

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