#i fucking HATE cubans btw but still i wanted to see some

[foreskinniest]

Your unhinged and unapologetic comments and tags never fail to make me laugh. They spark a semblance of happiness and joy in my otherwise bleak and boring job dealing with customers all day. What a small world this is that I would find a Cuban like myself who also loves and appreciates the wonderful male foreskin.

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[badsithnocookie]

alright, let’s do this.

war for iokath #1

[ part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 ]

spoilers for the entire fractured alliances chain (5.2 onwards)

okay. first of all. arcann terrorised way more. but nbd.

secondly. are we like. including worlds from the republic and empire in this? or the cartel controlled worlds? there are very few neutral worlds in the gffa - even shitholes like darvannis are cartel controlled. places like tatt are the exception because, as i’ve noted elsewhere, it’s basically unconquerable - try, and the desert will eat you. and even then, its inhabited-by-humans areas are largely exchange or cartel-controlled.

so like. tell me. how are the republic taking it that worlds are seceding from them to join an illegal insurgency in wild space? how are the empire taking it? how are the hutts taking it? how is anyone willing to do trade with the Alliance, given as they are stealing control of these worlds out from under legitimate recognised governments? where does the Alliance get all these supplies it’s supposedly sending out - are they returning the goods stolen by zakuul? and if so, why are they only returning them on pain of joining the Alliance but still having the nerve to act like they’re the fucking good guys?

i call this sha’s “eccentric hermit who has nothing to do with this alliance gubbins” look.

what kind of aid? why does zakuul need aid more than the rest of the galaxy? like. i know this question is in here to force that DS response but. zakuul wanted for nothing, except for when the plot holes demanded it. it was a post-scarcity society. largely because it was stealing from everyone else, but still.

we really start in media res with this, which is something i’m find with theoretically but for the most part seems to be so that bioware could skip over the bits where they have to fudge a reason for the commander to give a shit about iokath and get straight to jerking it to superweapons

i know that... you know, but i still really hate this line. theron not have the Force himself, but he was raised by a Jedi, and has spent enough time around Jedi to know how the Force works. it’s awkward and it’s forced (if you’ll excuse the term) and it doesn’t fit and i hates.

i also really hate this ULTIMATE POWAH bullshit. i don’t know if drew had a hand in this but it’s the exact same bullshit you see in the JK story. everything is MORE POWEAHFUL than the last thing and GOES UP TO ELEVEN and KILLS MOAR THINGS and that’s.... after a while it stops being scary and horrifying and just becomes cheap and disrespectful and nasty. i’ve written before about how nihilus wasn’t terrifying (simply) because he was a world killer and how with vitiate bioware completely missed the entire fucking point and it applies here too. ‘ITS MOAR POWAHFUL THAN TEH LAST MACGUFFIN’ is a shitty writing trope i expect from amateurs and joss whedon. if you cannot think of something in the whole of the star wars universe more interesting and terrifying than the last boss + n then honestly i despair for your creativity. (though it’d explain why your original novels tanked, eh drew?)

i don’t even know where to start with this. the empire claiming it would be objectively bad, yes, but they are at the very least a legitimate state. i just. this entire angle does nothing but convince me of the semi-headcanon that Lana views the Alliance as her own personal fiefdom, with the Commander as her puppet figureheard. moreover, the EA’s only claim to being the dominant power is that they have the fleet, which they stole from the people of Zakuul (despite the fact that Master Kyo let Zakuul rule itself? but i guess she giveth with one hand and have the plot taketh away with the other)

i am absolutely sure, yeah. let’s not forget that it’s the sith who pushed for and developed and ultimately used the superweapons in the JK story, and a sith who is pushing me to claim and use a superweapon right now this minute

stg the traitor’s the only one here talking sense

this line, though, is  complete fuck. it’s as DS as they come, but she’s given no choice in saying it whatsoever. ‘fuck all those people whose lives were ruined by the overuse and abuse of superweapons in this plot, they’re nameless mooks so we don’t care about them anyway. waving our dick around is much more important)

i swear to god the BWA writing team would have poo-pooed the cuban missile crisis for being ‘too boring’

anyway, none of the ships in orbit work, for plot reasons, and for some reason the Alliance never bothered to keep that close eye i was promised on Iokath (outlander!Eirn finished up Iokath last night for the first time - she spared Scorpio, btw - and she was informed by her advisors that they’d be keeping a close watch on it and know the minute it could be safely explored again. apparently, however, the ALliance also has a collective IQ of ‘eggs’, because not only did they not do this, but they failed entirely to send either a decent ground force or indeed anyone at all except a sacrificial droid along with Lana)

this post has gotten long enough so i’ll start a new one for iokath itself. it’s already gonna be a long ‘un.

[gringoslur]

i was looking at the notes on your sh!ro edit and!!! i can't believe someone actually likened being against minor/adult relationships to homophobia. holy shit

I was…surprised about how stupid and gross someone can be to do that. And the person was part of the community, that’s what i can’t understand. But…honestly? I don’t care if someone calls me a stupid bitch or does that comparation. One, they don’t know me and yes i can be a bitch, but i provoked that reaction in that person (the anon) and i found it hilarious. There’s nothing more pathetic than send anon hate. And about the comparation…i feel sad that someone really thinks like that, it’s disgusting. She needs to get educated asap, because she’s being so fucking ignorant. It’s sad…and the fact that she really thought that it was a smart thing to say…lmao, i can’t.But what really frustrated me and that’s why i took the time to answer this, is that i made that edit/post with all the love in the world. I was (i still am) so excited. I really enjoy making those kind of edits for Lance, learning about his cuban culture that sometimes is really close to home because i’m a latina. And i have the opportunity to do the same for Shiro with the help of @itsmekeithyour-iamyourpaladin, Shiro is a character that i love and i hate to see how he is treated in the fandom. Learn about his culture, seeing people excited to see his culture, to feel validated, is wonderful for me. That’s why i make those edits.And of course, i don’t want my content in some parts of the fandom where i know that they can be nasty. I don’t want it there because it makes me uncomfortable. So i asked them to delete it (some of them, that list was longer) and let’s be honest, i had at least 4 sh//aladins saying sorry and deleting it. While others kept doing it, even deleting the description.But i’m not gonna stop doing it, i’m gonna put a big “SH//ALADINS DONT INTERACT” in everything that i make and block everyone that doesn’t respect it. And btw, this is a list of people that everyone that is an anti and makes content should block:

-witch//fell (u know why)-cass//purrjoybell-2 (deleted my description)-lesbian//onice (deleted the description, then blocked me when i call them out)-theofficial//shirogane (deleted my description, i couldn’t look at their blog: is a full time sh//aladin)-pro//klance (the first one on my list, they didn’t deleted it and the first thing that i saw in their blogs was anti-lance posts, %100 s/haladin) -coco//keith (didnt deleted the post) -attacko//nass (didnt deleted the post, i’m sure that they saw it because they liked one of my posts after that i tagged them) -abbys-watch//ing (didnt deleted it, reblogs things to mock antis, when i was looking for my post i found another one from a mutual talking about the situation in PR. Yep, they reblogged it from another person calling the op -my mutual- stupid and blablabla. block their ass)

Honestly? Block everyone in that list. Some of them have really graphic nsfw of the ships. You can save 4 people in that list, 3 of them commented in the post and 1 of them apologized in private, so i’m gonna respect that. PLEASE, don’t send hate or interact with them, just block them. It’s the best for everyone.And i want to thank EVERYONE that defend me in tags or in comments, especially @isayvolyousayvoltron, @hunk-is-an-anti, @chemosynthelich, @antishaladin, @antinastyships, @optimassprime, @sleepyrealities, @duskianfae, @antishalabitch, @daggerons, @ablubluh. I love is a long list and everyone should follow them (i’m sorry if i didnt mentioned someone, the app is trash) and the ones that send me an ask like you or @onehornmoose. That was really sweet of you and made me feel so much better and not so alone in this situation. Thank you so much!