#i fucking CANT

[demigods-posts]

okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.

[thebreadmantm]

I AM SO CLOSE TO LOOSING IT

my friend is only one ep 15 of tma and he sent me a voice message of his partner (dosent know Jack shit about tma) saying “I think Martin and Jon should kiss because I say so :3” while he’s like “ITS SO CURSED! DAAR STOP THIS NOW, TELL THEM THEIR WRONG”

He hates Martin, keep in mind he’s only on ep 15. He was so distraught

I had to physically stop myself from laughing so I could respond because I didn’t wanna spoil anything. In the middle of my fucking chem class

Him: BRO YOU GOTTA TELL THEM THEY’RE WRONG

Me: haha that’s so cursed haha *contorting to hide a pile of Jmart fanart behind her* so funny haha

[flashcry]

[valnyte]

Just Jude

Girl what is this bug djsbdbhshd

[eiightysixbaby]

DO NOT TALK TO ME DO NOT LOOK AT ME IM GOING TO MAKE THIS PHOTO MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY

[redvelvetcupcakes21]

[fakeblondehoe]

This shit is old as fuck but who cares, I don't like having empty social media anywhere so I will drop this thing here👍👍

[uservernon]

IM GONNA THROW UP OH MY GOD

[tokimuis]

fell first

fell harder

[frnkiebby]

I thought I should show you the piece I did for 20 yrs of Revenge (plus bonus fremes)

AAHH YEEESSSS

this is so fucking good. i’ve been just keeping this in my inbox just looking at it for myself for like the entire time so far bc this is just so fucking good and i love it~🎃

[dilophosaurusatenewman]

Somebody write a fix it fic where Coop finds Janey and Barb and they start a little farm in Bakersfield 😭

[g0lden-wings]

I've been thinking about a chainshipping headcanon it's not even that unique it's just cute and it's just my headcanon that Adam steals Lawrence's shirts and sweaters to sleep in because it makes him feel closer to him, it's just so sweet and ahhhhhhh 🥹🥹🥹

[the-catmans-offical-2]

Just watched Conqueror of Shamballa a few minutes ago, I'm gonna fucking throw up

[supakixbabe]

[regularfan]

the man who can do both

(be regular thick and be prime exclusive legendary tier evil megalodon full extreme thick)

also about that drawing of hands.. constructive actuators' design, exoskeleton, harness, complex backgrounds, adequate shading, .. naayyy

[idfk-im-bad-at-names]

Omfg the way that Cucurucho was headbanging to Pierre's song but then stopped as soon as it heard, "I hate the Federation." And then the slow head turn to Foolish when he was still dancing to the song-