#i forgot to tag it right i fukcing

[teru-teru-bozu]

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The Basics

“You call it brutality; I call it efficiency.”

Name: Teru 光

Age: 28

Gender: Male

Spirit: Wild Boar

 Impulsive/Calculated: Impulsive 73%/ Calculated 27%

 Perverted/Chivalrous: Perverted 45%/Chivalrous 55%

 Charming/Stoic: Charming 70%/ Stoic 30%

 Drifter/Protective: Drifter 49%/ Protective 51%

 Finesse/Brutal: Brutal 74%/ Finesse 26%

 Eye Color: Black

 Hair Color: Black

 Haircut: Long hair that flows down and frames the face, as popularized by the sohei. However, he has foregone the headband and ties the rest of his hair with a hard ribbon; when he has time, he also ties a ribbon around the hair that frames his face.

 Height: 175 cm. (5ft. 9”)

Relationships - How much does the Ronin like their companions? Would they trust them to have their back? Do they trust them at all? Would they consider a romantic relationship with them or would they keep things strictly platonic?

Masashi (15): From the get-go, Teru disliked Masashi—he was everything Teru hated, after all: naïve, rich, had no knowledge of the true hardships of the world, and looked down on Teru because he did everything necessary to survive. His soft, humanitarian outlook would also get Masashi killed someday, or so Teru believes. Teru disliked him even more when Masashi disrespected him by throwing money at him—but he also knows that the only reason why Masashi is the naïve and insensitive thing he is, is because he had the privilege of not knowing the true nature of the world. Teru notices Masashi’s growth and maturation, and he begins to dislike him less—the ronin can’t help but applaud Masashi’s noble attitude towards everything, especially in putting others first; Masashi is, without a doubt, a better person than he is. Teru protects Masashi with his life as a form of penance, and he does it more religiously than any Shinto priest. As Teru spends more time with Masashi, his dislike gradually lessens and turns into a brotherly affection; he is well aware of Masashi’s crush on him, and hopes that Masashi would get rid of it soon enough.

               He also wishes the kid would just shut up and let him do his job, kuso.

Toshio (24): Teru and Toshio did not get off on the right foot. Teru had lunged at him and would have strangled him in the Lion Temple had Masashi not intervened, and he dislikes even further how Toshio never tells him the whole truth—it doesn’t help when Toshio pushes Teru’s buttons, provokes his anger and asks questions about things Teru would rather forget. Teru is also aware that Toshio prioritizes the mission above everything—Teru mistakenly thinks that Toshio believes the others (and their feelings) to be expendable. However, Teru appreciates his level-headedness, especially in the Baron’s island. He also knows that without Toshio, everything would go into the dust.

Hatch (25): “How did he get mixed in with us, again?” Teru prefers working with as small a team as possible, and so when Hatch became a member of their group, he was dismayed. He was even more dismayed by Hatch’s less-than-intelligent habits, by his boisterousness—but Hatch’s fiery loyalty, strength and bravery is not lost on Teru; Hatch’s nobility was greater than that of any samurai’s, and it had made Teru’s eyes widen more than once. When Hatch blatantly showed Teru how much he cared for him, Teru felt very confused, flustered and horrified by the sped-up beating of his heart—he immediately shoved those feelings away. He knew how much Hatch loved Momoko, and he didn’t want to drive away the first friends he ever made, and there was Jun. Teru treats Hatch as a comrade, a friend, and trusts Hatch to have his back in his own strange way. He would gladly give Hatch as much sake as he wants.

Momoko (25): Teru had extremely hated Momoko when he discovered that she was the opium maker, the destroyer of Jijinto and the murder of thousands. This hatred made him spit acid vitriol at her despite the burn of poison in his throat. However, he was horribly shaken when he realized that she was going to kill herself because of guilt—guilt which he crushed her with. He didn’t waste time in grabbing Momoko from the edge of the bridge and throwing her onto the pavement. He knew that his anger towards her for making opium was a hypocrisy; he had killed just as many innocents as she had, and they both deserved death for their crimes. The only difference was that Momoko could remedy what she did. Teru deeply respects and is amazed by Momoko’s goodness, skill, and her willingness to make things right.  She had saved his life twice, was wise, and was quiet; that sort of thing earned her a place in Teru’s heart. They had much in common; Teru began to feel—though he would never admit it—that she was like a sister. Teru would often talk to her and lighten her mood when she looked distressed... small wonder she fell in love with him. Teru rejected her as gently as possible; tears nearly spilled from his eyes when she said that she was leaving. He tried to force her to stay. Momoko was someone like him—better than him, and understood what true guilt felt like; he knew they could have been great friends... but she was gone.

Jun (27): Teru has many emotions about Jun, but most of all, it is guilt. Teru blames himself for what Jun became. Jun had come to Gensai a few months after he had, and he was a crazed, frightened child, hearing things in his head, jumping at every sound and having thoughts that he did not want to have—a result of being in the thick of a raid in a town to the east. Stress and negative emotions would worsen his mental condition, but training, laughter, company—especially from Teru—would keep the horrors at bay. First they were rivals, then friends, then brothers, then lovers. They spent thirteen years in each other’s company, ten of which were the most intimate in either’s lives. Then Gensai had gifted them both the Jigoku at the price of slaughtering children—the Jigoku gave Jun the strength to fight the darkness in his mind like nothing else could, and so he used it always, always, always, even when Teru begged him to stop; even when it was beginning to destroy Jun’s mind and turn him into an obsessive killer. And then Teru had killed Gensai.

               Teru had his reasons to do so, but he never told Jun a single one. He ran, abandoned Jun, never explained, never spoke—Teru was too terrified, not of what Jun might do but of what he might do—if Jun attacked him, Teru couldn’t ascertain that he won’t end up killing Jun; and he didn’t want to do that. And so he had left Jun to the horrors of his mind, to a silence that allowed his illness to run wild. This was why Teru feels extreme guilt. What, Teru thought, could Jun do but use the Jigoku to keep the darkness at bay? If Jun was insane—that was because Teru had allowed it. Teru believes that all death caused by Jun was indirectly caused by himself. Jun was his greatest regret; Jun was his greatest sin.

               When Jun had harmed Masashi, Teru still couldn’t bring himself to kill him; he felt too much guilt, too much love for the person he knew in his youth. The conflict of being a bodyguard and repenting for Jun caused Teru great stress during the course of the Shogi tournament. Teru, as with the rest of his sins, wants to repent for Jun.

               He’ll order Jun to kill him when he sees him again. The only thing that Teru will beg is for Jun to allow him to kill the demons before that. The others sometimes hear him say “Jun, I’m sorry” in his sleep.

               (I HAVE MANY HC AND THEORIES ABOUT JUN AND TERU-AND-JUN, AND IM ACTUALLY PLANNING TO WRITE SOMETHING LONG ONE DAYTHAT’S WHY IT’S LONG)

 --Delving into their Character--

Any special backstory to their name? What does it mean?

Teru isn’t a common name, but it isn’t rare, either. It means brilliance, and Masashi writes it in a way that can also be read as “light” (hikari) 光 ironic, he’s not a Firefly. To distinguish him from another Teru in the orphanage, the others had labeled Teru as “Akai Teru” or ���Teru the Red” because of the red ribbons he liked to use for his hair. Also because he was very prone to violence.

 What do they wear? Do any of their clothing hold any special significance?

A maroon jacket (long turned brown by blood and use), black hakama pants, and a red ribbon to tie his hair with that he stole from a sohei some time ago. Not much significance. But the red ribbons he sometimes ties to the hair that frames his face—he does this out of a childhood habit; the owner of the orphanage (when she was a kinder drunk than usual) had said that he had red ribbons tied to his hair when his mother gave them to him. Child Teru kept on tying them in the hopes of being found and recognized by his mother—the older, ronin Teru just ties them out of habit and vanity; they do suit me, he thinks. Aside from his katana, he also has a kaiken—a dagger—in a sheath that resembles a folded war fan. It’s been useful in his past assassinations, and it was a gift from Jun in their younger days.

 Does the Ronin have any noteworthy physical traits or scars?

Teru has rather feminine features—he can be easily mistaken for a woman if he hides his katana, tightens his obi, unties his hair and moves with more grace. A trait that he has used in many of his assassinations. He has a vertical birthmark across his back, a long, ragged scar under his right eye (from Gensai during his one of his brutal punishments), and a plethora of scars on the rest of his body.

 How does the Ronin behave and/or speak around strangers? How do they behave and/or speak around their companions or people they trust?

Teru, to strangers, is a magnificent, charming young man, something like a prince straight out of the songs—but that’s just his acting to get what he wants. To the people he isn’t trying to trick, his dark, mocking humor and his less beautiful side shows; he can insult people with a compliment, and he doesn’t make an effort to be courteous—he’s not a geisha to entertain; he’s a ronin to kill. Around Toshio, he is very professional, almost cold; with Masashi he is a little exasperated, but kind; with Momoko and Hatch he speaks without a façade, for he trusts them. He naturally lies, but with Jun he is the most sincere you’d ever see him. He cannot open up and talk about his feelings without choking back tears. Teru is very emotional, very sensitive, and prone to violence and frenzy when he gets too emotional.

Are they extroverted or introverted?

Introverted.

 What would the Ronin’s alignment be (Neutral-Good? True Neutral? Etc.)? Why?

Chaotic neutral. Teru only fights for things he believes in—it doesn’t concern him whether it’s the good side or the bad side. For a while, the only things he believed in were his own survival, but now he also believes in his mission and his penance. The thing that hasn’t changed is his bloody, brutal and harsh methods. He is a little bit of a sadist, and revels in seeing his enemies suffer; he has a thirst for blood drilled in him not by Gensai, but by the rough environment of Genfu. And he wasn’t going to follow anyone’s orders or laws if he doesn’t want to.

 What do they like? Dislike? Is there any reason why they like/dislike it?

Teru loves sturdy trees, which he ties himself to and sleeps on; he loves sturdy rope and other useful supplies, such as matches. He likes dogs, because they remind him of the hunting hounds that used to be in Gensai’s mansion—he’d love to have one of his own to help him in combat, but he has neither the time nor the money. He loves hearing the bamboo flute; it fills him with a sense of peace. He hates cats, heights, horses and loud sounds. Horses reminded him too much of the time when the carriages of the nobility wouldn’t stop in the streets—they sped on and on, even if they ran over street urchins, even if they crippled one for life. He also likes hearing a good, thrilling story from the mouth of a talented orator.

Does the Ronin have any hobbies? Are they good at it?

Teru possesses a beautiful singing voice. He is very good at crafting—he could make rope, even sew things if he had the time or the supplies. He’s also a skilled actor. If he wasn’t so pragmatic or cynical, he could’ve entered a theatre troupe. Gensai, fancying himself the master of a legitimate samurai school, also taught Teru (and Jun) how to dance—the swift and elegant wardances were for balance and agility, and to appease Gensai’s love for history. Teru still does it in his spare time.

 Does the Ronin have any unique quirks?

He plays with his hair when he’s genuinely nervous and bites the back of his hand when flustered or embarrassed. He fiddles with the ribbon in his hair when he’s thinking. He also blushes easily, and claws himself.

 What is the Ronin bad at? Are they embarrassed by it? How would they react if their companions pointed it out to them?

HE CAN’T MATH FOR SHIT. Do not ask him to MDAS any numbers larger than 14. Do not ask him to MDAS at all (Hyugans don’t seem to have a number system like we use to solve on paper, but an abacus). Teru is extremely embarrassed by the fact that numbers are lost on him, and becomes extremely defensive and flustered when someone points out his mistake. He also has great trouble with riding horses. He also cannot cook—he just boils things, because the last time he tried to make anything he almost poisoned himself. He also cannot even draw a straight line 0/10 drawing skills. People also catch him clawing himself whenever his OCD attacks, and he snaps at them.

 What frustrates the Ronin? What do they usually do to calm themselves down?

Many things frustrate him, but what frustrates him the most are: loud noises, many people, many people making loud noises, people who sometimes mistake him for a woman, people who flirt at him when he’s not interested, strangers who talk to him all of a sudden, the guilt and terrible thoughts in his head that poison his mind, the fact that he destroyed Jun’s mind by leaving... the list goes on. When Teru gets frustrated, he snaps at others and runs away to somewhere quiet. In that quiet place, he sings to himself and watches things (people walking, clouds going by) until he’s calm. Fights never get him out of a frenzy, they just pull him in deeper.

 What makes the Ronin happy? Is it something small or something extravagant? Something tangible or abstract?

Teru is a simple man with simple needs. He only wants a few things: to be with someone he loves, to have a soft futon to sleep on, to have a good duel every now and then, to have his stomach full whenever he went to sleep. The last time he had these things constantly was before he killed Gensai. Being with Jun is something he misses, but tries to push out of his mind. He likes to hear a good song (whether flute or voice) and to hear a good story.

 What does their voice sound like? Do you have a headcanon for them?

Mamoru Miyano in Japanese, maybe David Matranga in English.

 Any other headcanons about the Ronin?

The words vain, sensitive, brutal, sadistic, cruel, impulsive, protective, principled, narcissistic, chaste, cynical, hardworking, humorous, cheery, kind and eloquent describe him in a nutshell.

He cannot grow facial hair at all, and he laments this extremely.

He suffers from OCD - Obtrusive Thoughts, which is one of the most common types. The OTs are always related to becoming insane and going to hell, and he claws himself to get rid of them... although obviously this ritual is only a temporary stopgap. (I did this because I want people to know that OCD isn’t just about cleanliness and symmetry...)

Book 1 Choices

Did Ume-Ume leave her home?

No—he killed both of the abusive city guard and threw their bodies into an alley with Toshio, shrugging at the idea of “conscience”.

 Who was poisoned? The Ronin or Hatch?

Teru. “Why did I even do that in the first place..?”

 Who grabbed Momoko before she fell?

Teru.

 Who did the Ronin request for? The Shinto or Jijinto guard?

Shinto.

 Did the Ronin spare or kill Daisuke?

Daisuke was killed.

 Did the Ronin let Momoko save her work?

No—they were in the middle of a burning mansion, and he couldn’t fathom why Momoko would ever need them again.

 Book 2 Choices

How did the Ronin deal with Jun’s return throughout the book?

Teru would have been elated to see Jun again—but he couldn’t, not when he was holding a sword to Masashi’s throat. But despite it all, Teru couldn’t bring himself to hate Jun or at least lose his love for him. He was terribly obsessed over the thought of Jun, bringing the topic up to Sadao and Toshio, and ruminating over it over the course of his stay in Jijinto. It was difficult to wrestle the thought of Jun out of his mind as he bathed. 

How well did the Ronin fair during the first shogi tournament?

Even though he’s terrible at math, Teru is rather good at puzzles and riddles. He managed to follow Masashi’s vague instructions. He also traded barbs with the Gold General happily. (What an asshole. And that’s both of them.)

 What was the final fate of the Gold General, Anzai Sukenobu?

Teru went to Jun’s katana the moment he heard the sound of a blade, his instincts and experience with Shiroyama and Jun driving him to do so. He did not expect it when Anzai stabbed himself in the gut, and Teru aided him into the afterlife. No one wanted to see an asshole suffer for hours on end.

 Did the Ronin try set up Momoko and Hatch together? Why or why not?

He first said no, because Momoko is out of Hatch’s league, and has absolutely no interest in the man anyway; he also listened to what Toshio said about distractions. But he helped anyway, when Masashi won out.

 Did the Ronin let Masashi/Masami cast the spell to help with the date?

He didn’t, as he knew that it wouldn’t work anyway—rain couldn’t make Momoko fall in love with Hatch; Masashi was also tired, and Teru didn’t want him losing any more energy than he already did. He got a slap in the face for his efforts.

 How did the Ronin react to Momoko’s confession? Did they try to stop her from leaving?

Teru had already suspected Momoko’s feelings, but he was still surprised and flustered when he heard it the first time. To know that he was loved was something he treasured, dearly. He forced her to stay, and grimaced when he realized he was acting like Jun. Gensai did often say they acted alike.

 Did they visit with the Baron? Yes, he was following what Toshio said about “learning more about the Baron.” He was shaken when the Baron displayed affection towards him, and threatened to bash the foreigner’s face in if he didn’t let go. THE MAN IS A DEMON, and he knew it the moment he saw those cat eyes during their duel.

[cowboy-vevo]

shit my friends and i said on discord

i yelled an entire naruto opening while going 80km/h on the highway today

i said in a group that i want goku’s dick in my salad and a dude fucking LEFT

OOF OUCH MY BONES!!!!!! IN MY HEART!!!! MY HEART BONES!!!!!

that’s me you fucking corn

i just called my friend a bitch tit ive never fucking laughed harder

I hope you know I have notifs on for your Twitter so if you just tweet “I want ___ to rip my pussy in two” I will see it. I see it all.

go to sleep you penis

I get hit right in the honey nut feelios

I’m a fucking hell goblin AAAAAAAAAA

IS IT BEES? YES im gonna go with bees

god i fucking hate having a cold im gonna shove an entire cotton farm up my nose

if u ever call me a dumbass again i’ll call my dad he worksn  in microsoft good luck kid

can you be my sugar daddy

i wish, but i’m fucking broke and poor

YwEAH IM JUST WATCHHING NARUTO

pepsi aint cola

im succ?

BUTTER????????

i forgot the english word for peanut butter so i just said ‘nut cream’

how to win me over: play smooth jazz into my asshole

the best way to go, doing anal

can you wank

UR MY BEST FRIEND I’M GONNA DEMOLISH YOU

my new hobby is making friends with pigs and then letting them get killed by bees

EATING EGG

i will fight the entire salvation army

pro life people  who use the argument that it’s “killing babies” makes me want to look them in the eye and actually kill a baby ‬

Gluten Tag

you’re implying i’m not a milf

hey remember when i suggested taking a shot everytime anyone says “jojo” in phantom blood?

WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

bruh im at my drivers lesson but all i can think about is enchiladas

GIVE ME A FUCKING `?????????? FUCKSWORD

FUKCING TIDDIES

I AM THE RIGHTEOUS PROTAGONIST OF NARUTO

honestly to be honest????? ___ is attractive as fUCk

you’ll get a sheriff star on your hat if you kiss a police officer on the cheek

saw this and thought of you. fuck you.

it’s my heartcanon

SHE’S WIFE

me at the beach inspecting sand

spaghetti makes you gay

I am known to fuck, I know what a DILF is

I AM HOWTOBASIC

[hanasaku-shijin]

Been a minute since i did one of these, rwby liveblog:

all right let’s hear that new opening

oh okay jk maybe next week

yooo the fucking, what are they - manticore?? hell yeah give em to me

WEISS MY LOVE

just fucking skates along the train im glad they FINALLY did that in canon do u know how many fics have written weiss ice skating anywehre/anytime just cuz she fukcing can

i appreciate how they went in RWBY order for that

but like.... it’s great that blake and yang are chill now buuuttt uummmm did they have a proper talk about shit?? cuz they need to

RenoraaaaaaaAAAHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thank GOD we finally have an official canon white rose moment that isn’t just a joke or casual scene FINALLY A FIGHT-SCENE MOMENT THAT IS EXCLUSIVE TO THEMMMM havent seen that since vol1 ep8

okay i can stop now that’s good enough for me lmao

their lil pink rose petals aaaaaaahhh im cryinn

oh so Adam just went on a tantrum murder rage. sick.

lol Adam taking “man pain” to a whole new level jeeeeez like congrats u remembered Blake’s name u get a gold star

lol weiss saying gifts are a waste of time but i BET U ruby got her something and she’s gonna love it

RUBY SHOULDVE GOTTEN HER THE SCARF RT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOIIINNNGG

at least explain where weiss got it pls

i s2g if we get a beach episode 

“team rwby wont leave your side for a second. i promise.”

welp time to break that promise probably

oh great. more boys.

are they. are they based off twiddle dee and twiddle dum cuz that’s what it sounds like lmao

okay ive been asking this question for 2 volumes already WHERE’S BLAKE SHE’S SUPPOSED TO BE BACK NOW

“waiting on Blake, as usual.” Weiss has gone on many dates with her she knows she can take some Time getting ready lol

oH SHIT i legit forgot about Ilia oops BUT HER CASUAL CLOTHES THO

oh is sun still here too then

HUG

THANK YOU

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh whY IS NEPTUNE HERE TOO

ohhH OHH OMG WAIT 

OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA HIT ON THE LESBIAN

OH MY GOD PLS RT DONT FUCK THIS UP

this could be good oh pls

LMAO OH MY GOD BLAKE AND SUN ARE LIKE ‘UH WIAT-’ BUT IT’S TOO LATE

oh good that was good yes YES

Sun saying he and the boys were cool on a little hiatus when they’re based off a fucking boy band is HILARIOUS

god SSSN get back to the stage go make more songs u slackers

ohhhh

we’re going there aren’t weeeee

sigh but y’know what, im whatever it’s fine Black Sun is good Sun is good

the whole reason i never really liked Black Sun so much was not cuz it’s het but because like??? I’m so tired of the Faunus falling for Faunus and humans falling for humans sort of trope y’know?? I hate thinking they’re together just cuz they’re both Faunus but it’s whateverrr i guess

we just have uhhh no official inter-racial(?) couples in this show y’know what i mean

If I have to accept any het couple Black Sun is probably the best tbh because y’know why?? they are friends first. they have a history together, and it’s a good one. so fine. I’m glad it isn’t gonna be a main focus tho (seemingly)

OKAY ANYWAYS

i appreciate the rwby bunkbed arrangements again on the train ahah GOOD TIMES

oooh? what’s this?? the second Yang speaks Blake perks up??? i like where this is going pls have a Talk together now

ohhh.. Guilt. Wonderful.

ffUCK

Blake stopppp

okay but when weiss and ruby shared a glance tho 

“just my luck” “it’s not yours” oh right Qrow is Unluckiest Uncle of the Year

dont worry blake. black cats arent unlucky in this show

Oh? some of the manticore have manes but the one doesnt?? is the female like the head honcho?

i am sooooooooooo loving weiss’ leggings GOD it looks SO GOOOOOD

“dont let anyone else die” WOW RIGHT AFTER THEY WATCHED THE DUDE GET CHUCKED OFF SHE JUST ASSUMES HE IS DEAD ALREADY OOPS

coulda said that FIRST RUBY LOL

okay i know i have a new fav Grimm every season but daammmn these guys knock the Griffons off the top spot

Ruby’s making an awful lot of promises today hmmmmm im sensing a theme how long’s it gonna take before she cant fulfill one

yes GOOD i like the Jaune/Ren tagteam a lotttt

LMAO WEISS JUST FUCKING PASSES THE GRMM tO RUBY LIKE THEY’RE PLAYING BALL nbd

oH SHIT WHAT IT HAS A CHIMERA TAIL TOO?? i didnt notice that before thats fuckin SICK

vol1 - weiss burns down a forest

vol6 - weiss derails a train

oh hi little old Katara how u doin

OH THE NEW OPENINGGGGG 

the renora

WAIT WHAT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE

WEISS GIGGLING AND RUNNING AWAY AND RUBY PLAYING TAG LIKE SOME CHEESY COUPLE RUNNING ON THE BEACH WHAT IS THIS?? IM LAUGHING

OH MY GOD ROMAN’S HAT?? IS NEO GONNA COME BACK PLS???

i s2g if it’s Cinder laksjdhfksldf

if that last shot of Weiss supporting Ruby is just more BAIT IM GONNA RIOT

THEY’D BETTER MAKE GOOD ON THAT OH MY GODDDDDDDDD

LET VOL6 BE RUBY/WEISS VOLUME PLEASE GOD

we’re off to a good start so pls.... pls let’s keep it up

i’d forgotten how good RWBY could be if the girls were together lol

good to be back for once

[when-he-seesme-moved]

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40. ;))))) bro for the musical ask meme

favourite musical overall

its hard to decide but… right now id have to say amelie, aha!

list your top 10 favourite musicals

in no particular order, dear evan hansen the addams family musicalbe more chillsweeney todd: demon barber of fleet streethamilton: an american musicalnatasha pierre and the great comet of 1812spring awakeningwaitressmatilda the musicalheathers: the musical

favourite musical to listen to

be more chillllllllllll!! probablyfavourite musical to watch

matilda. idk i just love it

favourite musical you want to see livehamilton dude. or the great comnet i wannan see that SO MBAD but i NEVER WILL AND ITS DEPRESSING!!! #thegreatcometdoesntdeservethis. also i wanna see dear evan ahnsen so i can dehydrate my corneasfavourite musical you’ve seen livei’ve only seen three shows live before (but soon it’ll be 5 cause im seeing west end shows in a couple weeks!!! eeek im EXCITED!!!) but right now it would have to be matilda. i was so fukcing PUMPED for that i LOVED ITfavourite musical you’ve been a part of (or one you want to be a part of if you haven’t participated in any!)been a part of? ive only been in very few… so either sweeney todd or matilda. matilda is returning for these asks A LOT ahaahafavourite song from a musicaltimes are hard for dreamers from amelie or no one else from natasha pieerre and the great comet of 1812favourite character from a musicalevan hansen from dear evan hansenfavourite actor/actress in a musicallaura dreyfuss or kristolyn lloyd from dear evan hansenfavourite musical on broadway right now

i should probably say dear evan hansen but im weak for waitress so *shrug emoji*favourite musical that’s no longer on broadwayamelie, i say, as i shed a single tear,favourite musical that’s never been on broadwayIDK. i had the perfect answer but i forgot it so my placeholdder answer is be more chill. wait nvm i remembered , its heathers! i hella forgot it was off-broadway!favourite revival of a musicali havent even seen it/listened to it but i know that id love falsettos to the moon and fucking back.favourite musical that needs to be revived??? idk,  i mean, a heathers revival is temptingfavourite musical that’s underrated��uhm… school of rock?favourite musical that you’re ashamed to like*points to a glowing neon sign that says wicked on it in bright green capital letters bigger than my head*favourite musical you never talk/blog aboutspring awakening i love the music btu i never blog or talk a bou tit.favourite musical to talk about with friends

dear evan hansen or heathers probably!

favourite musical for sentimental reasons

les mis!!! when i was youn ger i was obsessed with it and i would run around the playground in groups singing songs from it! it was great

favourite musical that means a lot to you

dear evan hansen of course!!!!

favourite musical to sing along to

many, but probably hamilton is my answer. 

favourite lyric from a musical

kInKy will i ever be more than i’ve always been?

favourite set from a musicalmatilda returns as another answer ahaha. but man i love thos letters and all that around the stage it looks GORGEOUSfavourite costumes from a musical

rprobably the great cpomet i mean. they look GREAT.

favourite obc cast of a musical

come from away. thank you jenn colella for my life(i love everybody else as well esp rodney hicks i miss him and hope hes doing well health wise im so sad)

favourite non-obc cast of a musical

miss saigons revival cast is to die for

favourite female character in a musical

eliza schuyler from hamilton definitely

favourite male character in a musical

idk… jeremy heere?

favourite musical to read/write fanfictions for

i dont read many fanfics, especially not for musicals, but i think im obligated to put down the addams family musical cause i scoured for every single wednesday addams fanfic i could find. 

favourite instrumental song from a musical

the squip lurks. also i just typed the squirp lurks and im laughing

favourite musical where no one dies

uhm…. man thats a hard one. i mean, id say matilda but miss honeys mom and dad die, right? so that doesnt count. i mean, i guess id say the addams family msusical, since theyre… already dead, the anscestor background characters.

favourite dead character from a musical

me, cradling gavroche from les mis: whom?dead? no not dead at all just sleeping shhhh

favourite child character from a musical

child amelie! i think that counts

favourite teenage character from a musical

the insanely cool jared kleinman? or alana beck

favourite adult character from a musical

heidi hansen i would sell my soul for you

favourite musical you’ve never listened to

bare: a pop opera. havent listened to it but i need to. also falsettos and the producers and so many others i havent watched please im a mere procrastinator on watching good shoes

favourite musical fandom

deh or bmc??? theres a LOT of bad in them but thryre pretty fun in general!!!

favourite musical bloggers (tag them!)

i dont even know that many musical bloggers but my favourite number 1 musical blogger is probably @neglectedrainbow. im nervous, i probably shouldnt tag em whoops

favourite musical you used to like but don’t anymore

…cats?

[9km-archive-blog]

get to know moi! 💐

okay so ive been tagged for a few “get to know me” type tags but ive been busy so i still have tags i haven’t done from ages ago!! (literal months im sorry,, i mean u probs forgot u even tagged me) so i thought id put all the ones ive been tagged in together so i don’t spam people. ik not everyone tagged me in this specific tag but i was tagged in something similar to this by: @cryjeon, @agustboy, @hyungwyn, @hwllstr, @hoejisoo, @cloudlesstae, @velvethoseok 💕🍾🌟

nicknames: ez, e 

gender: a gal 

star sign: taurus

height: 5′6 but i thought i was 5′6 for the longest time im so sad! i thought i was the same height as beyonce!! she’s not even 5′6 she’s 5′7!!! vexed 

time right now: 11:30pm

last thing i googled: topshop

fav bands: glass animals, vampire weekend, arctic monkeys, the wombats, years & years (basic)

favourite solo artists: bey, rih, grimes, fka twigs, frank ocean 

song stuck in my head: 4 walls // f(x)  bop!!!!!!!of the century!!!!

last film i watched: spirited away, the only film ever 

last tv show i watched: doctor who 

when did you create your blog? this one i made august 2016, but my other one was like 2012/13 when i was a baby!! 

what stuff do you post? kpop and ~aesthetic shit~

when did your blog reach its peak? idk if it has yet!! 

do you have any other blogs? @9km but its just an archive now 

do you get asks regularly? not really i guess its bc i don’t interact that much?? i should probs do that 

why did you choose your url?: bc the cypher one was taken 

following: 456

posts: 9480

hogwarts house: slytherin hiss hiss motherfuckers 

pokemon team: mystic

favorite colors: dark green and light pink

average hrs of sleep: 7ish but i always wake up in the middle of the night for absolutely no fukcing reason hahaha i love that 

lucky numbers: 4

favorite characters: hhhhhhheeeeeh mmmmm idk?? i can’t even think bc my mind is taken up by exams??? but for eng lit we’re doing a streetcar and jane eyre but i don’t like any of the characters in either of those (controversy!!!)

what are you wearing right now? leggings and my pink paris trip hoodie 

how many blankets do you sleep with? 1 duvet why do ppl use so many why r u so cold what happened 

dream job: something with literature! 

dream trip: i want to go back to iceland and vietnam!!! maybe southern africa and japan also!!

tagging some new mutuals (shout if you don’t want to get tagged!) 💟 @hoseok @luvrsclub, @1pho, @1wine, @sopegf, @stigmz, @badtrait, @4jmn, @mcnyoongi, @iluyeri, @kisstae, @1ipsticks, @yiffxing, @lvoeletter, @hoseok1e @7hope, @2hobi, 

[universalsatan]

tagg thingg

got tagged by @brokuto-koutarous-mom thanks fam

Relationship status: ,,,,, lets just say its very complicated and would do well in a fic but im also grayro/ace i think which makes it weirder lol hahahahahahahahahahahahaha yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuqq

Lipstick or Chapstick?: chapstick gotta keep dem smoothass lips for my smoothass liners

Last song I listened to:  i think it was actually that one song by bastille - no angels..... NO JUST KIDDING AS I WAS WALKING HOME I KEPT ON REPEATING THAT BUT ONE SONG CAME ON RIGHT AFTER AND WELL (and then in class it was a bunch of classical music w sabina lol and then like a bunch of madeon and anime openings otherwise)

Last movie I watched: whelp i cant really do movies that well.... ive barely even been watching shows tbh just a bit of anime - o actually maybe it was that one gay one i found on youtube and had Too Many Emotions and Too Invested in lol its good i realyl liked it bles

Top 3 shows: hnggggggggggg yuri on ice rn i guess.... haikyuu.... *looks at my folder of downloaded anime* oh yea i have too many faves OH SHIT YO I FORGOT ABOUT NEON GENESIS EVANGELION THATS MY NUMBER ONE YO AND I STILL HAVE 2 MORE SEASONS TO GO

Top 3 characters: oikawa tooru is my life and my future and my world and my idol and i love him very dearly even tho he can be a Lil Problematic Sometimes. sugawara koushi is also my fave aaaaaaaaaa. i had to look at The Anime Folder again but tbh 3rd would either go to makoto or haru i cant pick theyre botH PRECIOUS AF

Top 3 ships: wh y... ho ww about,,,, i just really love gay shit??? ummm... everyone in haikyuu with everyone (this includes oikawa with himself) (wow just a great big poly show problemo solved).... klance.... OH FUKC VICCTURI damn @ self wyd

Ill tag: the squad whats it even called anymore @thenamesbillcipher @aro-alien and @kenma-chat ya i tagged u in this too now ya gotta do it also @algebraicmutiny @moosepie-angels @babybluebells  i feel like im leaving out people T_T uhhhhhhh

[bunnygirlheart]

Rules: answer the questions in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better. REPOST don’t reblog Tagged by: @simplyperidot Nickname: Leo works. Blake is acceptable. Make something up? How often does it come up anyway? Talk about me often? :P Star sign: Cancer, if that's what you mean..? Height: I forgot to check when I saw the doctor last.. It's really the only time that gets measured. I always forget. Time right now: Posts have a timestamp. Quite nice of them really. Favorite music artist: The soft echoes of the void. How they call to me~ Which is to say, I don't currently have one. Song stuck in your head:  There isn't one, thankfully cx Last movie watched: Howl's Moving Castle. Last T.V. show watched: Scooby-Doo: Mystery Incorporated. When did you create your blog: Hm.. Is there a way to check that? ? What kind of stuff do you post: Uhhh... Fukc man idk,, I reblog a lot of shit haha Do you have any other blogs: No sideblogs we lose followers like men Gender: I do not currently have an answer for that.. :/ Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw. Pokémon team: Team Mystic, it would be. Never played GO. Favorite color: I never know which one to say. Purple, maybe. Average hours of sleep: Eh. I slept all day, but that doesn’t always happen. Lucky number: Don't have one..? How many blankets do you sleep with: Two right now, normally only one. Dream job: ??? I Just Don't Knowww Following: 494 Followers: 58

Tag people? Me? uhhh... I have people but eh?? Fine I’ll tag whoever I have a chatbox open for. In the order they appear from the top..

@angelofcrazyfandoms42 @biggs--jasper @coffeeofdoom @aquamech @kindly-we-shatter @eyeballruby @naesnark

I don’t usually tag anyone. Feel free to do it, or not, whether I tagged you or not,,,

[mansand]

(aaa fukc heck ive always been kinda nervous with answering these, and i dont wanna bother nobody so hopefully not taggin' my mutuals is an option huAH)

1. What's your favourite type of weather

My favourite type of weather is XTREME RAIN where everythin fuckin floods and its chaotic and my umbrella gets possessed by the wind its great. I know floods aint hella n all but like,,

who doesn't have a quiet enjoyment of havoc

2. Favourite song to chill out to and favourite song to rock out to

Cant name anything off the top of my head but favourite thing to chill to is anything chill-pop or chill-rap. Anythin' by atlas is a big hells yeah. While for rock i love anything that would probably give anybody over the age of 60 a heart attack. I love Allstar and allstar mashups unironically

3. If you could learn another language besides the one(s) you already know, what would it be?

SPANISH!! Alotta my friends speak spanish and the fact that i cant understand most of what theyre saying makes me go 👀

4. Any Irrational fears?

Oh god needles. I am terrified of needles. I hate this fear with all my heart and soul if they were a person i would obliterate their shins. The fact that I'll have to get a vaccination in a few weeks and theres no way to back out of it made the phobia 10 times worse.

5. Favourite RPG, if you have one. Favourite Videogame in general, if you don’t.

The bee movie gane

6. Who's your favourite poet

Lordly, they made a poem bout a cool frog once it was wack

7. If you had one wish, what would it be for?

That I wouldn't need to sleep anymore. I hate sleep how do i block it

8. Can you play a musical instrument? if yes, Which? If not, Which would you most like to learn?

If u count violently playing the kazoo a musical talent than heck yeah. But to be honest i really wanna play the violin

9. Are you Double Jointed anywhere?

In pretty much every l i m b. Im a walkin abomination its rad

10. What colour are your eyes? Any other things that might distinguish them?

Very dark brown, pretty much black, and Impenetrable by light

11. You Find Yourself In A Room. What Do?

Call up Martha from the grocers and do a wicked fuckin hokey pokey, thus summoning the boys to the yard

[Uuhhh my turn i guess!!

1. Mayo or mustard

2. Whats ur favourite type of dog

3. If you could have a superpower what would you have

4. If spambots were sentient, which type of spambot would be the most entertaining

5. Who do you want to hit with a rolled up newspaper right now

6. Favourite type of cat

7. Who's yer favourite roman/greek god

8. Whats your favourite genre of fiction

9. Do you like to skateboard

10. Whats your favourite strange holiday

11. How many caterpillars do you think you can take on in a fist fight]

Oh and yeah, forgot to tag @lordlyhour

11 Questions

Tagged by @the-goblin-cat​ Rules: Answer the 11 questions, write 11 of your own, tag 11 people. 1. Favorite thing to order at a restaurant? Food. Generally, given the option something steakish, or Chickeny 2. What song do you think you can just nail at karaoke? Absolutely none! My Singing voice remains solidly in middle middle range. Half an octave up or down and my voice cracks like a vase thrown at a wall. I could probably pull off something that requires some Droning. Note, this does not Stop Me From Singing frequently. I Have Been Complimented on My Singing Voice. These people need a hearing check 3. Favorite gamecube game? Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door 4. Pineapple on pizza; yea or nay? Yea As Fuck 5. Unpopular favorite thing? The Smell of Burning Feathers/Hair, Smell of wet dog. quite a few pungent smells, actually. I think it might be a result of the fact my sense of smell is pretty subpar, generally. 6. Least favorite popular thing? Nothing that springs to mind at the moment? I tend to remain more disinterested in something than start to actually dislike it 7. Do you have a style or aesthetic? describe it. My Ideal Aesthetic is something of a Mix of Goth, Punk and just straight up being Dapper. My Actual Aesthetic is “Looks like he’s stoned, homeless and angry” I Promise, I’m not the first two of those and generally not the third. 8. Farthest you’ve ever been from home? 2704 kilometers 9. Sub or dub? generally whichever I listen to first. My brain usually picks it up as “This is The Correct Way For This To Sound, All Others Are Lies” 10. Are you an anti-Stratfordian? Nope. 11.How did you spend this past Christmas? Like most any other day Tagging @avablook​ @haberdashing @callmegallifreya specifically. Anyone else who wants to Answer, Feel free to and Tag Me. I’m a nosy fuck who wants more people to talk to and is bad at initiating contact. My Questions 1. What’s your favourite type of weather 2. Favourite song to Chill out to and Favourite song to Rock out to 3. If you could learn another language besides the one(s) you already know, what would it be? 4. Any Irrational fears? 5. Favourite RPG, if you have one. Favourite Videogame in general, if you don’t. 6. Who’s your favourite poet 7. If you had one wish, what would it be for? (wishing for more wishes is cheating, yo) 8. Can you play a musical instrument? if yes, Which? If not, Which would you most like to learn? 9. Are you Double Jointed anywhere?

10. What colour are your eyes? Any other things that might distinguish them? 11. You Find Yourself In A Room. What Do?