#i forgot about floyd and jade oops

[kalims]

kiss your best friend | octavinelle

kiss your best friend and see how they react!

parts. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven

characters. azul, jade, and floyd

cw. red flagged eels

note. forgot that this lil' series existed oops. reader is yuu in floyd's

azul ashengrotto

full on yelps lmao

he's visibly shaking as he pushes you away with a gaping mouth that doesn't know whether to stay closed or question what the hell just happened.

if anything his glasses would've broken from the pink shade of his face and the steam out of his ears. but alas.. that is simply not possible realistically.

he's prolly like: what does this mean?! azuls tearing out his hair and grinding his teeth in his mind aggressively because let's face it; what does it mean? why on earth would you.. kiss him for no reason at all?!

you slump. "sorry, uhm,, let's just forget about this yeah?" you sigh. taking in his petrified face and shaking limbs as a sign of shock, and fear. you slap yourself in the face. stupid (name)

but azul peels off the hands on your face and displays a face that is a mixture of embarrassment and shyness. he just pulled out the courage out of his ass after seeing you upset.

and the last thing I want is you thinking that it is a mistake. he thinks. technically it is a mistake but... you get the point.

he doesn't know how to comfort you and just stands there like 🧍‍♂️

azul will start crying if you actually think it's a mistake.

jade leech

jade rn: ��

you sure do know how to catch him off guard with the element of suprise. usually something as trivial as romance and,, kissing would have him tailing it out the room but he can say that was surprisingly pleasing.

pretends nothing happened to mess with you, literally enjoys your nervous glancing and distraught face.

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but eventually tells you to warn him as you short circuit at the word 'next time' by the near end of his sentence. he really likes to mess with you.

joked aside he really does see whatever obsession ordinary humans have with the physical touch thing.. he can even say he feels a little greedy to keep you to himself.. you know maybe drag you to—

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oh well. to the unfortunate of others he seems way too happy. he's practically chasing everyone off with an eery smile behind you even if they so tried to converse with you.

here you got a happy, big, tall, scary, protective eel man who's obsessed in love.

floyd leech

it's insane how casual his response is.

and a little concerning to be honest, it feels like you guys don't even need a label to be doing whatever together. and it felt like that from the start 👁

he just smiles really wide, showing off his sharp teeth, picks you up and hugs you in the air with a joyous face.

which would have been cute if he didn't practically demand you for more!! if you had a hundred madol for every time floyd had started asking you for a kiss after the first one you'd be rich.

your lips actually feel numb and at some point you had started hiding because you are going to go insane if he asks for another. floyd is around the corner? you're shoving yourself into deuce's locker as you leave your poor friend to deal with floyd's; "have you seen shrimpy?"

you feel bad, of course. hiding from your practically boyfriend with no label but he really doesn't give you a break.

ahem 🚩 hearing "shrimpyy!!~" is like the omen for a tiring day.

we have a happy, big, tall, scary, protective eel man who's even more obsessed in love.

prank successfully failed??

[merakiui]

Mera! I'm not sure if youve done this before but who are the winners and losers(and their tap out times) for no nut November??

Winners

✧ Riddle - the rule is to last the entire month without cumming; you know he's going to take it way too seriously.

✧ Jack - something something Ace and Deuce (losers) tease him about being easy, and he has his pride as a wolf and he always brings his all to competitions so,,,, he will ultimately win.

✧ Ruggie - if you bet money or food on him losing, he's going to win just to make sure he gets that from you. He is very serious and dedicated.

✧ Jamil - unfortunately, he only wins because he's too busy. </3 rip Jamil. You'll have all of December to make up for what you lost.

✧ Rook - no one knows how or why he does it, but because Rook was in the mood to see how he would fare in NNN he ends up winning somehow. He is so bewildering. Epel wants to know his secret.

✧ Azul - he would've gone in the loser category, but something tells me Azul is another type who is too busy to bother with NNN. And so he'll win solely because his mind is on other things (academics, Mostro Lounge, contracts, money, etc).

✧ Silver - he wasn't even trying to win. He just can't stay awake long enough to deal with his arousal. :(

✧ Sebek - miraculously, Sebek survives the entire month, but that's only because he treated the entire thing like it was a form of training. Also, he couldn't let Silver win all of the glory!! >:(

Losers

✧ Deuce - he lost the first day because he forgot what month it was and by the time he remembered it was NNN he had literally just came in his hand. T_T better luck next year.

✧ Ace - genuinely tries to do better than Deuce so he isn't teased for having a weak dick, but he folds like a week or so in.

✧ Cater - he is not winning NNN. </3 I think he can last at least half of the month if he isn't spending his time scrolling through risqué content.

✧ Trey - he's too stressed playing big brother to the underclassmen and making sure Riddle isn't overdoing it with the beheadings to pay attention to NNN. Stress relief is one of the few things he looks forward to when he has free time and isn't using it to do other hobbies. But also,,, he doesn't care as much for NNN as others might.

✧ Leona - another one who doesn't really care about NNN. He's a few days in when he loses, but he's not even participating.

✧ Floyd - lost right at midnight LOL. Not that he had any plans to genuinely try. Bragging rights isn't a good enough reward. Why is he going to suffer through a hard-on just for something as measly as bragging rights? :/

✧ Jade - you'd think he'd win because he's Jade, but it's precisely because he's Jade that he loses. He'll push himself to see just how far he can go and how many days he can last. While everyone else plays normal NNN, he is playing X-games mode. This eel is going out of his way to purposely get aroused just so he can edge himself throughout the month. Ultimately, once he's had his fill of fun and sated his curiosity, he'll handle his business. <3

✧ Kalim - he forgot NNN was a thing for a moment. He's the type to be like "Oops, I forgot about that! Can we pretend those four didn't count? Let me start over!" T_T he probably lost three days in.

✧ Vil - he is not going to deny his body what it needs all for a silly challenge. Firstly, masturbation can be healthy for the mind and body. Secondly, there's really nothing substantial to gain from a challenge like that. Vil sees no point in it.

✧ Epel - this means everything to Epel. It's to test his restraint as a man! To prove to himself that he isn't going to fold so easily! To show that he has what it takes to be strong! (He loses at the end of the first week. He really was trying his best...)

✧ Idia - no chance he is winning. He'll give it his best effort if he's feeling it, but it's impossible to resist the temptation when he's watching hentai. He either taps out in the very beginning or somewhere in the middle of the month.

✧ Malleus - he doesn't even know what NNN is, but based on these rules he lost towards the end of the month. In his defense, the horny nature of a dragon far surpasses that of the pride gained from winning NNN.

✧ Lilia - he goes on and on about how he may be old, but he's far from impotent. Thus, he will prove just how impressive his restraint is. After all, back in his day, it was impossible to find the privacy to get a good wank in when sleeping outside in inclement weather conditions. But perhaps that will serve him well now as he proceeds to win this NNN without trouble! ...he loses in just five days.

✧ Rollo - he is above these foolish, filthy challenges. Or so he claimed, but suddenly your undergarment is wrapped around his dick on the last day of November. He is strong, but lust is stronger.

[ryuichirou]

i saw a twst piss shade thread on twitter and was sharing to acquaintances how Idia is so often hc to piss in a bottle, energy too strong, and so! i wanna ask who do you think would piss in their bottom's mouth or ass :D your ask box has been quietly uncursed those days by what's answered and i thought of that so i'm not sorry uwu

Anon, this is such a long overdue reply, but I never forgot about your ask. In fact, I was saving it for a rainy day (golden rainy god I hate myself), because the mere fact of having such an ask in our ask box was making me happy. I really appreciate the cursedness of it, and I especially appreciate you considering us an authority on such an important, topical and very complicated question.

(by the way, of course Idia would pee in a bottle – the guy is all about convenience!)

Let’s get into it lol

Ace – would. This absolutely isn’t his go-to, but I can picture him both having an accident and doing it on purpose just because of how much of an asshole he is sometimes. He probably wouldn’t expect it to be this hot, he was just being a dick, but…

Trey – wouldn’t, but he would think about it… but this is just one of a million cursed kinky things that Trey thinks about hypothetically. He is also the type to apologise a lot afterwards and clean his bottom’s mouth thoroughly lol

Cater – would also think about it, but probably wouldn’t dare to do it. He also might do a fake “oops, sorry” afterwards.

Ruggie – he absolutely would for money, but no one is really offering ;( “Weird stuff you’re into, but sure” type of thing.

Jack – he wouldn’t… intentionally. He is super against it, the idea would sound revolting to him. But he is also a young pup and can’t always control himself, so he might have a little “marking territory” moment.

Azul – wouldn’t, he probably would think it’s gross. If something like this happened accidentally, he would be more embarrassed than smug about it…

Floyd – would. Sometimes because he just wants to piss inside his lover’s mouth (especially if Riddle (or Idia…)’s been annoying him), sometimes he just feels so aroused that he can’t help himself, and sometimes he just feels like peeing but doesn’t feel like moving. He likes doing it a lot.

Jade – absolutely would. But only if the situation is perfect for it because this isn’t something that he can overuse, so to speak. He knows that his potential partners wouldn’t expect him to do something like this, so he has to catch the most perfect moment of bliss and pleasure to shock his bottom with his special hot liquid lol

Kalim – he would, I’m sorry Jamil. He would do it on accident the first time, and it would be in the butt, but after that he would kind of get into it… he doesn’t do it all the time of course, and he is a little embarrassed to bring it up, but all this shyness goes away whenever he’s having sex.

Rook – would, but isn’t allowed :( Doesn’t mean that he absolutely never does it, mind you. But there is a very strict policy in Vil’s bedroom that he does break from time to time, to be completely fair. And with the other boys too, but not always – he is weirdly strategic about how he uses his urine. 🤔

Ortho – he would adjust his special gear just to try it out, and if he gets a fun reaction out of it, he’ll do it again! But he also was partially interested if niisan would be able to tell that the liquid he squirted inside of his butt is different by consistency and temperature… it’s not real pee, so it shouldn’t be a problem, right?

Lilia – would, he did it with a lot of boys back in the day, and he still does it now; he also kind of taught Silver that this is something that could happen in case of an emergency if you can’t leave your pee smell in the woods for some reason.

Sebek – would, and this is 90% because of what Lilia has taught Silver. Sebek knows that this is complete bs, but he got so flustered and shocked when Silver got down and opened his mouth, that he couldn’t process it or say anything in protest. 

[midnightmah07]

Class fight (A/N: that one scenario I forgot to send,,, sighs.... anyway part two tomorrow, w/ ruggie interaction)

Grace Chatte is the embodiment of her name, delicate and elegant personified, a graceful girl. That is how everyone would see her, her soft way to speak, her gentle yet outgoing persona, the confidence she would held up. People saw in her a Pomefiore girl. And the mirror could see that as well. Proudness involved around the room once she was set what dorm she would go. Bernard was slightly upset her sister wouldn't be in Savannaclaw, but, at the same time, it was to expect it.

At the end, everyone saw Grace as pure. Someone who wouldn't give the people around her a headche. The opposite of what her classmate would be.

For the other first year, Floyd Leech. His character would be known around to be more unpredictable, loud and even could be named as a class clown. Octavinelle saw in him a hell of a year. Not actually looking forward to have him in the dorm. As the energy seemed to be endless, during those irritating hours when he would manage to irritate everyone around him, even the older students.

And who would guess, both of them would become a problem?

Typically, during break time, Bernard and Grace would seek refuge from the noisy surroundings. Despite their differences, they shared a close bond, akin to the typical love-hate relationship between siblings. They would have lunch with each other, then go to their dorms' table. That was their routine.

But, when paths crossed with Floyd, things grew to be a weirder year, specially for Grace... Specifically for Grace.

He didn't say a word, but Grace could feel his gaze on her. Every time she glanced his way, he was always staring back.

Of course, Bernard noticed. So, he decided for her to safety, is better her for to stay at Pomefiore table close to her housewander. That maybe would keep him away. Did it work? No, it didn't. For a week, that would be her routine, Floyd would creepily follow Grace, unintentional or not, he would get closer or be close to Grace without her noticing.

Yet, it all began in a science class, of all places, where they found themselves paired up as lab partners.

"Floyd Leech and," Crewel was sat in his chair, randomly pairing up people. Of course, Floyd wasn't going to be with Jade. So, what about... "Grace Chatte."

Her blood ran cold as she turned her face to him, expecting his usual complaints. Instead, Floyd greeted her with a creepy smile. A sigh of relief escaped the redhead beside her.

Both Floyd and Grace made their way to their workstation.

The silence was easily cut with a knife.

"Um, okay, so, I guess we have to create…" Grace stuttered, struggling to maintain her composure. This was the same guy who had been following her all week long. What was his deal? "A poison."

"Really, guppie?" Floyd finally says with a tone of sarcasm. "I had no clue."

Grace pouted. He wanted her to act normal around him now? Seriously?

"I... I will get the materials."

Floyd hummed in agreement, resting his head on the countertop as Grace left him without another word. She walked over to the shelves, where she heard Crewel say, "I'll be back, I forgot something." Grace sighed, her fingers tracing over the labels as she searched for the one she needed.

Suddenly, she heard a chair falling behind her. Turning to look, she saw Floyd standing there, behind her, gazing at the shelves above her. Grace's ears dropped in fear. She turns her head back to the shelve, poor little scared cat.

"I think I've got it," Grace said, extending her hand to catch the item, but Floyd reached for it first.

"Got it," Floyd said, holding the item in his hand.

"What is wrong with you?" Grace whispered in disbelief, then returned to the countertop.

Crewel still hadn't returned. They both sat down, Grace diligently taking notes on the exercise while Floyd played with the strange liquid. When a sudden noise woke up the whole class that was in silence a moment later.

CLASH!!

"Oops."

Grace's eyes widened as the potion spilled onto her notebook, shattering it. Pieces broke and crashed into her lap and hands, leaving a small cut.

"What is WRONG with you, Leech?!" Grace exclaimed in frustration.

The whole class watched the situation unfold, and for the first time, Floyd showed a different expression—he was shocked. Well, everyone was; Grace wasn't the type to raise her voice. From what they knew.

“Huh? The cat bites?” A smirk shows up in Floyd’s face, his tone being mockingly towards Grace.

He can hears a low growl and a hiss, as closer he gets to her. And when his breath is in her face, a sharp nail cuts his bottom lip, making him almost fall behind. Grace used her nail to scratch him away. His twin watched everything in shock, trying to composedly hide his anger.

“Playing like that, are we, kitty?” Clearing his cut with the sleeve of his lab jacket. Floyd huffs.

“Freak.” Said Grace in disgust of his presence.

A shiftily movement from Floyd and both started to throw fists. Things only get worse when Grace gets bit in her forearm by Floyd’s shark teeth. Making her cry out in pain. Holding where it was bitten.

“Now, that hurts, eh?” Both ears and tail of Grace was lowered down. Almost violently shaking in pain. “What? Are you going to cry?” He approached Grace who had her head lowered down. “Going to cry for mama?” With a blink of eyes, Floyd was bitten as well. He growls in pain.

Both standing still holding for the bit marks in their arms. Quietly trying to calm themselves down. Jade puts a hand on Floyd’s shoulder, who clicked his tongue.

“What is THE MEANING, of this?”

Grace and Floyd were classmates who people thought would never get along. Both got detention that day. Crewel was shocked to hear Grace caused the issue as well. The news spread around quickly. Bernard was quite speechless about the situation, but she knew he wasn’t happy nor proud.

Vil disappointed when Grace arrived with the penalty was clear as the skies that night… Grace would lay down unable to think straight. She was… Quite the troublesome. And she knew it would be hard to erase that from her reputation. But, even if it took it all, she was going to make people keep their minds in her precious and cute persona.

As for Floyd? He could only wonder what he did wrong. He wanted to be friends with her, didn’t she understood his intentions? He would follow around for her to strike a conversation and talk to him. He would get closer to see if that way she would notice him and talk to him. He would annoy so she would talk to him… What did Floyd went wrong? Is he such a freak at the point she wouldn’t be his friend?

HELP THEY'RE SO CHAOTIC HELLO??? FLOYD HONEY WHAT U DID IS CALLED STALKING ����💀💀💀💀💀💀

I LOVE THEM THEY'RE SO SILLY AND STUPID AND FUN AND TROUBLESOME I LOVE THEIR LITTLE ENEMIES TO LOVERS ARC... THE ACTUAL FIST FOUGHT I CAN'T EVENDKDHEODHSK($!"9$-#(#;$+ HELP?????????

I love this. I am so excited to read part two. ALSO RUGGIE MENTION

[return-to-twisted-wonderland]

Oops, I think forgot to send one over, so here's Brutus Leech.

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Brutus Leech

Brutus: Heavy; Dull

Twisted From: Based on Bruce from Finding Nemo

House: Octavinelle

Personality Traits: Brutus is affable, protective, and has a "big-brother" vibe. Unlike Jade and Floyd’s sharp unpredictability, Brutus has a grounded, sometimes overly cautious approach. He has a strong sense of responsibility toward others and is often trying to “hold back” his intimidating side, aiming to be a more peaceful presence. His sense of humor is quirky and dry, often leading to funny and slightly awkward moments.

Unique Magic: “Peacekeeper’s Pledge”

Brutus’s Unique Magic allows him to project a powerful aura of camaraderie, diffusing hostility and making those around him temporarily forget their aggression. This aura can also instill a mild sense of guilt in anyone considering harm, making enemies hesitate before attacking. The magic doesn’t last long, but it’s usually enough to buy time or defuse immediate tension.

Peaceful Aura: When activated, Brutus’s aura has a calming effect on anyone nearby, easing hostility and even minor grudges.

Guilt Charm: Enemies may feel guilt or hesitation about aggressive actions while in the aura, giving Brutus and his allies an edge in negotiations or escape.

Weaknesses:

Temporary Effect: The effect fades quickly, especially against strong-willed opponents or those with magic resistance.

Energetic Drain: Using it too often exhausts Brutus, as it requires mental concentration to keep the aura balanced.

Close Proximity: The aura only works within a short range, making Brutus vulnerable if surrounded by multiple enemies.

Appearance and Outfit

Physical Appearance: Brutus has a tall, muscular build with broad shoulders and an imposing stance, a bit bulkier than Jade and Floyd. His eel skin has a bluish-gray tone with lighter undertones while his human form is similar to both Jade and Floyd, and his hair is short, silvery with an oceanic shine. His eyes are a piercing yellow, and he has a charming smile that’s both inviting and a bit intimidating. He has a subtle scar along one eyebrow, a nod to his "tough exterior."

Uniform Modifications:

Shark-Tooth Tie Clip: Brutus wears a sleek, silver shark tooth-shaped tie clip on his Octavinelle uniform, symbolizing his "inner beast."

Broader Collar: His uniform has a wider collar to fit his more muscular frame, with dark gray piping that complements his aesthetic.

Fingerless Gloves: He wears black fingerless gloves that hint at his strength and add a slightly rough edge to his look.

Additional Layer: Brutus often sports a dark gray vest over his uniform, giving him a more polished yet sturdy appearance.

Personality: Brutus is easygoing yet always on edge to some degree, as he tries to keep his "inner shark" in check. He’s proud of his self-control and is known for his dry, often self-deprecating humor. He tends to speak in a calm, measured tone, rarely losing his temper but occasionally giving a toothy grin that can be a little unnerving. Though he’s usually relaxed, he has a protective side and won’t hesitate to defend those he cares about. Brutus’s personality would offer a balance between camaraderie and control, as he’s constantly trying to manage his "predatory instincts" and build healthy relationships with others. He has a protective side and a firm sense of justice, though he’s not above joining his brothers’ schemes when necessary. His humor often lightens the mood, especially when things get tense.

Backstory

Brutus Leech is from a realm far different from the depths of the Coral Sea where his younger brothers, Jade and Floyd, call home. His world is a serene, mystical land, one filled with ancient magic and lush landscapes. Unlike the cold, calculating undercurrents of Octavinelle, his homeland radiates harmony and an interconnectedness between the land, the people, and nature itself. In this place, the creatures of the deep sea and land are inextricably linked, and beings of both realms respect a delicate balance between strength and peace.

Brutus grew up amidst tranquil forests filled with bioluminescent flora, where massive tree roots weaved through rivers and mist hung in the air like a natural veil. His village, built near coastal cliffs and hidden groves, was a place of meditation, healing, and the occasional festivity under the starlit sky. Here, he was taught the principles of "The Flow," a philosophy that taught how to harness one’s inner power while maintaining balance and restraint. Strength, in Brutus’s homeland, was not only about power but about understanding one’s place within the greater whole and using abilities wisely.

Yet, Brutus’s peaceful upbringing held an inherent tension. As a descendant of a line of powerful sea guardians, Brutus was expected to uphold his family’s name with strength and ferocity. However, from a young age, he found himself pulled toward a different path, one of diplomacy and harmony. He was fascinated by the ancient texts of his people that spoke of unity between the tides and the earth. Brutus immersed himself in the stories of past heroes who sought balance rather than conquest. His vision conflicted with his family’s legacy, leaving him at odds with tradition.

When Brutus’s Unique Magic, “Peacekeeper’s Pledge,” first manifested, it reinforced his belief in the way of calm power. His magic allowed him to project a calming aura that could bring tranquility even to the most heated situations, reinforcing his view that strength could be found in restraint. With time, his people grew to respect his path, seeing him not as weak but as a figure of wisdom and inner strength. His aura became known throughout the village, helping to heal disputes and ease tensions among clans. In this way, Brutus became a respected protector of his village, but with a gentleness that made him both feared and beloved.

The journey to Night Raven College was one he did not take lightly. When he was chosen to represent his world in a place where magic and power were in abundance, he faced a choice: continue the life he’d built in his peaceful land or venture into the unknown. Driven by a desire to understand different aspects of power and perhaps find new ways to preserve harmony, he chose to leave his homeland and join the ranks of NRC. It was a decision that stirred conflicting emotions within him—excitement, fear, and the pang of leaving behind his family and friends.

Arriving in Octavinelle was nothing short of a cultural shock. The bustling dorm, with its emphasis on deals and ambition, was the antithesis of his homeland’s serene philosophy. Brutus quickly found himself trying to reconcile his peaceful nature with the more competitive aspects of NRC. He observed Azul’s strategic mind and learned how negotiation could be used to influence rather than to impose. Jade and Floyd’s more unpredictable personalities fascinated him, and despite his calm, older-brother demeanor, he could not help but feel a sense of pride in their strength and adaptability.

Though Brutus occasionally longs for his homeland's quiet rivers and ancient forests, he has come to realize that he can still carry its lessons in his heart. In the many challenges he faces at Night Raven College, he continues to seek harmony in discord and balance in strength, slowly adapting his way of life to the school's demands without losing the essence of his origins.

His World is Based On: League of Legends Ionia

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Brutus having to pull Jade and Floyd back from causing problems.

[dotster001]

Well since you all asked!

CW: Dilf Floyd, dilf Floyd had has a wife, and he comes with 6 kids, he's a shitty husband, slight Yan undertones, allusions to future murder thoughts 😊

Gn! Reader

First off, there's something really juicy to me about the Leech Twins, and their marriages of convenience for the sake of Mafia stuff.

Floyd, obviously, in any timeline, hates being told what to do. But when it's papa, now grandpapa Leech, you don't have a choice. So he's spent years in this loveless marriage. He has six kids, which, don't get him wrong, are the only good things to come out of this marriage. And he hates that woman. But she hates him with just as much fervor. The two of them have spent the last 20 years making each other's lives miserable.

That said, mother's day is tomorrow. And he does have to do something. It's the same thing every year. Every year, he forgets about the obligatory flowers he has to get his wife, and always storms into some innocent flower shop at the very last minute. He brings all the kids with him, they devastate the shop, he storms back out, just as angry as before, and the next day he shoves the bouquet into her hands, before locking himself in his room for the rest of the day.

Early on, he really did try to get her something good. Jade had insisted that she would ignore him more if he gave her a surplus of gifts. But it never worked. And so, 15 years of mother's days later, he settles for a bouquet of flowers, often just a random arrangement with no thought to color or preference.

You're just a cashier at the flower shop you work at. You've been there a couple of months, not long enough to be an expert, but long enough to be helpful. And, good god, you have had to be helpful today. It had to be one of the busiest days you'd ever worked, hundreds of people storming the shop in search of last minute flowers for the mothers in their lives.

You and your manager were discussing closing up shop a half hour early, since you were low on stock, and needed a severe cleanup job for when you opened tomorrow for the last minute "oops forgot it was mother's day today" crowd, when a storm bursts into the store.

A very angry looking man, in frumpy gray sweatpants, and a basic tee shirt, holding a kid under one arm, and followed by five more, stalks straight over to your manager, and hands her a check.

"I need flowers," he says simply, and now that he's up close, and you can smell his cologne, you are fully aware that those sweatpants and that shirt have to be worth a fortune. In curiosity, you peek at the price written on the check. Your eyes widen at the number, turning your head to your manager in confusion and mild terror. You don't even think you have the stock to support this sum.

You're shaken from your thoughts by glass shattering. One of the kids has broken a vase. You excuse yourself to grab a broom and clean it up before he can hurt himself.

What you don't notice, is a predator's eyes on you. He offhand dismisses your manager, assuring her he really doesn't care what the flowers are, hell, she could put something that smelled like a skunk in the mix, and he'd turn the other way. And when she goes off, rushing around the shop to find something, he leans against the wall and watches you.

You've finished cleaning the glass, and have taken the kids hands in your own to scan for any injury. He's assuring you that he's very strong, so he didn't get hurt, but you are still worriedly fretting over a tiny cut he has, pulling a bandaid from your pocket, and quickly covering it up.

Your survival instincts are poor, and it's endearing. See, not only is he staring at you, but the other kids are slowly closing in on you, from all corners of the store. They saw the way you were being so sweet to their brother, and they are fascinated. Floyd snickers as you jump when you notice the circle of children that has snuck up on you. But you don't buckle, instead you welcome their relentless chatter, some of it not understandable in any capacity. You don't say anything when six different pairs of hands tug your sleeves so that your attention is only on them as they tell you something super important.

You're a stranger. These are mafia children. They shouldn't just trust you. But they do. Even the older ones. So Floyd walks over, and holds out a hand to help you up from the floor.

What you see is a smile as bright as sunshine from the man who thirty seconds ago was glowering so furiously, you were certain your future ancestors would feel it. And your first thought is that he has a face for smiling. The crinkles in the corners of his eyes, and mouth, give away that he is a smiler. Or was. Or maybe today was just a bad day.

It's such an infectious smile, that you feel the corners of your own mouth twitch up involuntarily.

"Sorry about them. They get excited around new people. You know how kids are."

You don't really. You are a long way from ever having any of your own, but you nod like you understand.

"they're sweet kids," you offer up.

"Yeah, they're just like their pops," he says with a smug grin and bright laugh.

He starts to ask you about yourself, why you work here, how long You've worked here, whether you have a partner, if you live alone-

The questions should be concerning, but he's so bright and bubbly that you can't think too clearly about them before answering.

Your manager walks up to ask a clarifying question, and his scowl returns, instantly darkening the room. He gives a couple of curt answers, clearly having no interest in any details of the floral arrangement, just wanting flowers. But your poor manager, who is still terrified of this man, doesn't seem to get it.

"I'll just have them help me," he practically growls, as he grabs your wrist, and drags you through the shop, grabbing random flowers and shoving them into your hands.

"I'm not the expert, I just-"

He stops his march, looking at you with that smile from earlier. He places a hand on your head, mussing your hair.

"You're such a cute lil Shrimpy," he laughs, and your heart feels warm. Warm enough that you don't hear another vase shatter, that now you are too occupied to clean yourself.

"So, uh, who are these for? Someone special, I hope?" You ask playfully, trying to distract from your racing heart.

He stares blankly for a moment. You think this might be more unsettling than his scowl.

"'s for my mom," he utters with a half hearted shrug. You find yourself looking at the six kids, who are clearly biologically his, (there's no denying the blue hair and lanky limbs), and wondering the obvious question.

The two wrestling kids on the floor must have clouded your judgement, because you found yourself muttering,

"Single parent?"

You quickly covered your mouth as you realized what you said. You turned to apologize, but noticed he was grinning sharply.

"Yeah," he looks like he is tasting the words he is saying, savoring the flavor. And he is clearly enjoying whatever flavor it is. "Wife passed in an accident a few years ago. Just me now."

The smile is unsettling, but you offer up the typical "that must be hard" and "sorry for asking" routine, but he shrugs.

"Ya gotta move on eventually, right?" He says lightly.

By the time he drags you to the counter to arrange the flowers, you are noticing that the amount is nowhere near worth the sum he gave you. When you point it out he shrugs again.

"It's for collateral."

As though to emphasize the point, another glass breaks. You hastily finish the arrangement so that your manager can stop pulling her hair out, but he makes no move for the flowers.

Instead, he grabs your hand, and pulls a marker out of his pocket. He pulls off the lid with his teeth, and writes a phone number on the back of your hand. While you are still in shock, he grabs the flowers, picks up one of the wrestling kids by the scruff of her shirt, and just...walks out. The other kids fall in line behind him.

The store's a disaster, and you decide to just stay closed tomorrow so that you can get the shop cleaned.

Meanwhile, a father of six is plotting on how to get his perfect Shrimpy.

I'm having sleazy Dilf! Floyd thoughts for upcoming mother's day....

[kalu-luwa]

ever in your favor pt. 4

a.k.a a continuation of this series, inspiration from @tunabesimpin‘s hunger games event,  featuring tsukiko (@oseathepebble’s oc)

special mentions go to laur dafin (@forgwater’s oc), logan richtline (@lizzileth’s oc), and muna (@twixxsted‘s oc, my condolences my homie ;O;)

i’m very sorry if i got their characters wrong or did them too dirty! please tell me so i can fix it ;;

also, please tell me if you don’t want to get tagged!

tw/cw: death (shown and implied), mentions of suicide, OOC for OCs and canon (sorry ;;), gore (mentions of blood and wounds), violence, swearing, mentions of starvation, i’ll add more as i go along

(under the cut for dash length)

Their innards sit heavy beneath their skin, squirming uneasily whenever they breathe.

They don’t know why they covered the poor girl’s mouth, muffling her screams and curses. They don’t know why they looted her stuff. They don’t know why they buried her in the dead of night, a wreath of flowers placed upon her grave.

They don’t know. They don’t remember.

-

There’s blood on their hands. They don’t remember how it got there. They can’t remember. They don’t want to remember.

Would it be better to die than to keep going?

-

Neph hasn’t eaten in hours. The last full meal they ate was with Cater, a simple dinner of rabbit stuffed with herbs. They remember sharing an apple with the two people last night, the ones who practically forced them into… well, an extreme version of aggravated assault. Laur and Logan, they called themselves. A fae and a human.

Laur was… an enigma, to say the least. Carefree and unnervingly nonchalant, he was the brawn of the group, skilled in magic and able to conjure objects out of thin air. He was the first voice that spoke to them. Logan was just as mysterious, if not more, than the aquatic faerie. The brains of the group, he was a tactician at his core, with nigh-impenetrable plans and a knack for machinery. He was the second voice.

The two were powerful in their own right, and it would’ve been a death sentence to cross those two.

But they’re gone now.

Their stomach snarls at them, desperate to be fed. But Neph’s too tired to move.

“Oh my, are you alright?” A new voice rounds the corner, bending down to speak to Neph face to face. “Can you stand up?”

Neph mumbled something, but neither they nor the mystery person could figure out what they said. “I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak up a little. What was that again?”

“I-” Whatever they were going to say died out on their tongue. Their brain was pushing against their cranium, fighting to be let out. “-sorry, tired.”

“You haven’t drank any water yet, have you?” The voice chides, placing a hand on Neph's forehead. "You're burning up as well. What have you been doing all this time?"

"... don't want to remember…" their voice cracks in many places, dry and sore.

"Here, drink," they hum, clasping their hands over a bottle, "It's not poisoned, if that's what you're worried about. I drank it too, so you'll be fine."

"Why are you helping me?" Too many people were coming up to them. Too many people who would eventually leave.

"Why can't I?" God, Neph hated those words. "I have no reason to hurt you."

They do. It's either their life, or Neph's. But perhaps this time, it'll be better. "Thank you."

"You're welcome," the mystery person sat down in front of them.

They hoped this encounter wouldn't be a repeat of last time.

"My name's Tsukiko, but you can call me Kou," so that's what their savior was called. A beautiful name, child of the moon. "What's your name?"

"Nephtali. It's nice to meet you, Mx. Kou."

"It's nice to meet you too. Do you mind if I stay with you for a while?"

-

"I don't think that mushroom is safe to eat," Kou mused, grabbing the fungus from the fisher's hand. "If Jade was here, he'd probably use it as biological warfare.”

Neph had no idea who Jade was, but guessing from Kou’s words, he was another tribute. “Jade? Who is he?”

“Floyd’s twin brother, but they’re in different districts for some reason,” they shrugged audibly, “It’s none of my business, though.”

Floyd… Floyd. Ah, that’s a familiar name. Sasha was talking about him once, but Neph wasn’t listening at the time. They really wished they did, for once. “Interesting…”

The pair kept trekking through the woods, scavenging for anything useful to them. Fruits, nuts, game, herbs, unusually sturdy sticks… anything that could be cooked or made into tools. Neph had caught a small catfish earlier, currently snacking on a grilled piece as they hiked through the thicket. Kou made a passing comment of ‘poor Tuna’ when they had pulled the creature out of the river.

“What else do you need?” They tilted their head, “We’ve already gotten a lot.”

“I’m looking for an herb or a plant that I can make into a poultice. One of my friends got hurt in a hunting accident and-”

A shrill scream pierced the air, startling the duo and sending a flock of birds darting past the trees. Nephtali flinched, instinctively crouching down and covering their ears. Kou did the same, blurting out a minced expletive and ducking behind a tree. Whatever made that noise, it meant trouble. Another scream, this time of a different voice. Sounds of struggling, of bushes swept aside and undergrowth trampled on, a final cry cut short, then silence.

Neither of them spoke for a minute, until Kou whispered uneasily, “What was that?”

“I-I don’t know, did someone die?”

“That sounded too close for comfort. We have to move. Now.” They didn’t have to say that twice.

-

“Holy fuck, that was nerve-wracking,” Neph heaved, legs aching from running too much, “Are you okay, Mx. Kou?”

“I’m alright. You?” Kou breathed, leaning against a tree for support. They don’t know where they ran, all they knew was that they got out of there fast.

“My chest hurts, but I’ll be fine.”

“Okay, good.” The two shared a small victory laugh, grateful that they’re alive.

-

“Neph, would you like to come with me and find Carol Ann?” Kou spoke up after a while, skimming stones across a pond as Neph took to sharpening a stick, “We’ll be happy to accommodate you, and I’m sure we’ll make a great team.”

A… a team?

No. No, they can’t. The first time they were on a team, it fell apart almost immediately. The next team they were on ended in horrible, horrible tragedy. And the last? God, an innocent died because of them. There was no guarantee that this one would end differently. And besides, who would want them? They’re not good for much, and it’s a miracle that they’re still standing.

The turmoil must’ve been clear on their face, because the sound of skipping stones had ceased. “Neph, I won’t force you into anything you’re not comfortable with, but if you wish to stay solo, that’s fine too.”

“I… I haven’t had the best track record with teams,” milky eyes swirl with unease and regret, “I don’t…” I don’t want to be left alone, I don’t want someone to die because of me, I don’t want you to leave me- “I don’t think I’m cut out for any of that.”

“Then, I suppose this is where we must part.” They sighed, kneeling in front of them. “I… really wish we could’ve gone together, but I’ll respect your wishes, Neph.”

“I’m sorry.” Truly, they were. They wanted nothing more than to have someone they could call a friend, but…

“No need, Neph,” They felt a light tap on their hair, like Kou was giving them a head pat, “I wish you all the best.”

“You too.” As Kou stood up, Neph swore their heart almost leapt out of their ribcage, reaching desperately towards them. Don’t go, don’t go, I don’t want to be lonely anymore.

“Take care of yourself, okay?”

“Yeah, I will.” No, they won’t.

-

What time was it? How long have they been there, nails scraping their arms and tears long-dried on their cheeks? Did anyone hear them cry into their shirt, pathetically muffling the screams ripped from their throat? Their head was throbbing, the back of their eyes burning uncomfortably. Everything was too much.

Too much all at once, not enough all the same.

How had they forgotten that this wasn’t something to be taken lightly? They were fighting to the death for fuck’s sake, there is no such thing as friendship when your life is on the line.

But why did it hurt when they left anyway?

First Sasha, then Cater, now Kou. They were getting too soft. Too vulnerable. That had to be fixed.

“Hey?” A hand on their shoulder startled them out of their mind. Fuck, someone found them!

Immediately, their hand went to grab the person’s arm, kicking their legs back and throwing the person over their shoulder. The intruder screeched as they collided with the solid ground, stunned for a brief moment. Running purely on fight-or-flight instincts, Neph grabbed the nearest thing and brought it down on them.

“No, wait, please!-”

The stake drove right through their flesh, impaling them fully. Blood splattered all over their hands, some droplets staining their clothes and landing on their face. They must’ve hit something big or high-pressured, like an artery, or…

The ichor felt slimy and warm, oozing past their fingertips and running down their trembling hands. The body in front of them was cooling rapidly, no longer breathing. Reaching blindly, they fumbled to feel where they had speared the poor soul, recognising the fine silk of a headscarf. Nephtali could feel their stomach acid roiling in their gut, bile forcing its way up their throat. Not again, not again, not again-

They turned away in time to hurl whatever they had eaten prior. All of it, until they were coughing up blood and crying their eyes red. This was the third time now, and this one they couldn’t forget.

They didn’t mean to, they promised, repenting to someone who could never hear them.

[strawberrymilk-sunshine]

OMG I FORGOT

I dreamed about me and Ruggie scamming Azul BAHAHHAHA

It was almost a nightmare because the tweels started chasing us and looking for us😭 they came to Ramshackle in the middle of the night and started "playing hide and seek". I was about to call someone while I locked myself in the room when I hear a "back off" and they BROKE the door. I got so scared when they started SLOWLY coming towards me that I woke up.

Idk if it gives you inspiration but it was an EXPERIENCE for me 💀💀

As much as I love those silly twins, that sounds absolutely TERRIFYING.

I've used, like, all of the currently available gifs of Jade and Floyd (oops) so take this diver cuddling a moray instead :)

Warning(s): nothing really this time, yandere-ish

You and Ruggie are two peas in a pod, as they say. You two both grew up in poor neighbourhoods, and you had very similar personalities. You know, despite the fact that you were from an entirely different dimension.

You would often work jobs around the school together, you'd even both worked in the Mostro Lounge to 'help' Azul out of the 'goodness of your heart' (in reality, it was just to get money)

That was how you came up with your next 'brilliant scheme'... you two were going to scam Azul.

Long story short: it didn't work.

Azul was pissed. And in his anger, he yelled at Jade and Floyd to chase you and Ruggie, and to not let you escape, no matter what.

Have you ever had two practically identical six foot tall men chase you through an otherwise peaceful cafe? It is not a pleasant experience.

You were able to successfully make your way back into the hall of mirrors, and in the short moment of peace you had, you came up with a plan.

"Knowing Floyd and Jade, they probably just wanted to chase us out of Octavinelle to scare us..." You said. "Or alternatively, Floyd will get bored soon enough and Jade will also decide to stop chasing us."

"You're probably right." Ruggie said. "C'mon, let's retire for the night... it's pretty late. We'll deal with the consequences tomorrow."

"Yeah. Night, Ruggie."

"See ya tomorrow, (Y/N)."

Ruggie entered the Savannaclaw mirror, and you exited the hall of mirrors to make your way back to Ramshackle.

You fell asleep on the couch last night.

You woke up to knocking at the front door. When you checked your phone, you saw it was midnight exactly.

"Who could... be here so... late...?" You asked yourself.

When you walked to the door, your hand just above the doorknob, you heard a voice from the other side of the door that immediately woke you up.

"Little Shriiiiiiiiiimpyyyyyyyy~! You awaaaaaaaake~?"

"The floorboards in your dorm are quite loud, (Y/N), we know you're at the door."

"Ohhhhhhhh... I just had a real fun idea, Shrimpy!" You heard Floyd say. "Let's play... hide and seek."

"My my, what a fun idea." Jade said. "You have five seconds to hide, (Y/N)."

FIVE SECONDS?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT'S FAIR!

No time to think about whether or not it's fair, you only have five fucking seconds to hide from these two.

Ugh, why did you and Ruggie have to do that?! If you two just didn't try to scam the scam artist then these eels wouldn't be visiting you in the middle of the night!

"Five."

Ohhhhh no he's actually counting down. Ok, ok ok ok! So, where can you hide? Where can you hide?

"Four."

Your bedroom! It's one of the only doors in Ramshackle that has a working lock! It doesn't matter if they realize you're hiding there, if the door's lock you've got an iron defense!

"Three."

You ran as fast as you could through the halls of Ramshackle, up the stairs, through more hallways...

"Two."

You slammed the door shut behind you and locked it, and put your enitre body weight onto it to hopefully keep them from opening it if the lock doesn't work. You should be safe...

"One."

"Ready or not, we're coming for ya, Shrimpy~!"

You pulled your phone out of your pocket. Crowley gave it to you for emergency calls, and this probably counts as an emergency!

But, who can you call to help you in this situation? Who's stronger/taller/more intimidating than the leech twins? Tsunotaro probably is but you don't have his phone number...

Jack's about as tall as them! Maybe he can help you?

Just as you were about to dial Jack's number, you heard something.

"For your sake, please back away from the door, (Y/N)."

You felt pounding on the door. The pounding became more and more intense as it continued. You decided to back away from the door, and considered jumping out the window, but then... you heard something horrible.

The wood of your bedroom door cracking and splintering apart. The old wood broke apart.

They just... broke the door...?

"AhahaHAHA! Did you really think that old door was gonna stop us? Idiot!" Floyd laughed at you.

"Now, (Y/N), please just comply. We will bring you to Azul, and you will have to answer for your actions." Jade explained. "We'll deal with Ruggie tomorrow."

"Yeeeeaaaah, just come quietly, Shrimpy, and we won't have to hurt you."

They walked towards you. Slowly.

You were frozen in fear. Even if you wanted to run away, you couldn't.

They got closer, closer, closer, and then-

You were... in your bed? It's morning outside, what just happened?

"Oh, hey you're awake." Ruggie said, walking into your room.

"What... happened? Why does my head hurt?" You asked.

"Basically, you tripped and fell in the Mostro Lounge and smoked your head on the floor and were knocked out the rest of the night." Ruggie explained. "I carried you back to Ramshackle and camped out here for the night rather than dealing with the twins."

"Oh. So that was all... a dream...?" You asked yourself. "Huh... strange."

But if that was a dream, then...

Why does your door look like it's been... broken...?

[twistedgardens]

Worst and Best People from TWST to Play Monopoly With

There are three established facts in life that are absolutely true: the existence of death, the inevitability of taxes, and playing monopoly will ultimately tear apart family and friendships. These headcanons are my personal opinion. Even if you disagree, keep it to yourself because I'm not open for discussion or debate.

Absolute Worst, Never play with them under any circumstances: Azul

Loves the Drama and Deliberately Causes Chaos Among Other Players, even if they're losing: Floyd

Will try to cheat every corner: Ruggie

Will cheat and get away with it: Jade, Lilia, Ortho, Leona

Will cheat and gets caught immediately: Ace, Grim

Confused but they're having fun: Jack, Malleus, Kalim

So old that they know how the game works in the first two turns and rigs the game in their favor: Lilia

Takes the game too seriously: Sebek, Epel, Riddle (oops I forgot about him when I originally posted this)

Gets sent to jail (in game) every other turn and doesn't mind it because then he can't interact with other players: Idia

Just wants to enjoy the game: Vil, Jamil, Silver, Deuce, Cater

Attempts to flirt or use cunning in order to rig the game: Rook, Trey

[megan-is-mia]

“The sight of you screaming as you try to hurry away... It’s irresistible. I cannot hold myself back from chasing after you!”

These groovy lines for Halloween imply so much, so this is Jade's so can you do a yandere mummy nsfw for him with that line?

(I had a different start to this but I decided to scrap it and incorporated your added requested details. Hope you enjoy!) Groovy Line: “The sight of you screaming as you try to hurry away... It’s irresistible. I cannot hold myself back from chasing after you!” (Yandere! Jade Leech x Fem! S/o) (WARNING NFSW AND NONCON AHEAD!)

“Guys I really don’t think we should be doing this” (Y/n) said shifting nervously from one foot to the other as her friends took out spray-cans of paint from their backpacks and began shaking them. The young woman had just had a particularly painful break-up with her boyfriend of six years and this was the first outing she’d had since the night of the break-up. One of her friends, a pretty blonde named Ashley, let out a snort of laughter before tossing a spray-can her way which she barely caught before it hit the ground. “Oh don’t be a wuss (Y/n), you need to learn to live a little before life passes you by. You can't keep moping around because one guy treated you like shit. Come on, be a bad girl for once in your life and help us redecorate this old tomb” Ashley said giving (Y/n) a good-natured poke in the ribs as she began spraying the door of the tomb with neon green paint. The young woman looked at the can of neon pink paint in her hands but didn’t start spraying like her friends already had. Instead, she sat down on a nearby rock and just watched the other girls cover the tomb with spray-paint. She let her mind wander until the sounds of screaming sent her crashing back to reality with a frightened jolt. (Y/n) looked around frantically, her friends were no longer anywhere to be seen as another scream pierced the air. A body came running towards her, it was Ashley! Without a word, the blonde grabbed her wrist tugging her to her feet, and began dragging her along. “What’s going on? Where is everyone else?” (Y/n) gasped as she tried to keep up with Ashely’s frantic pace. “The legends… The legends about the psycho-twins living in the tomb… They’re real! They already went after the others” the blonde said, still pulling the other girl along as they weaved between the graves that lined the lower part of the cemetery. (Y/n) would have thought this was some kind of sick joke if it wasn’t for the look of genuine terror in Ashley’s eyes. “What do we do?” (Y/n) asked dumbly, almost tripping over a stray chunk of crumbling tombstone as she followed Ashley’s lead through the graveyard. “Run, we have to keep running or-” the blonde never finished her sentence as something lunged out of the shadows tackling her. “RUN (Y/N) RUN SAVE YOURSELF” Ashley shrieked as the thing, a mummy, that had jumped on her cackled and bit down on her neck ripping out her throat with childish glee. (Y/n) stood transfixed for a long moment before regaining control over her limbs again and starting to run again before realizing that a second mummy had been lurking in the darkness with the first and this second creature now began chasing her with fiendish delight evident in the laughter that left its lips in response to her screams of terror. “The sight of you screaming as you try to hurry away... It’s irresistible. I cannot hold myself back from chasing after you!” the mummy chasing her called out its voice sounding eerily human. The surprise of the strangely human-like voice was enough to make (Y/n)’s legs falter under her and she collapsed onto the ground between two headstones. Yet the creature did not descend upon her the moment she was down, instead it slowed to a walk as it approached her fallen form. Adrenaline coursed through (Y/n)’s veins prompting her to try and crawl away from the being pursuing her as it continued to close the distance between itself and her before finally dropping onto all fours to finally pin her down. “That was fun, I hoped you’d let me chase you for a bit longer (Y/n) but I’m not complaining” the being said with a toothy grin. “W-w-who are you?! H-huh-how do you know my name?” (Y/n) said her heart thumping with fear. The mummy didn’t look as terrifying now that she was face to face with it, in fact it looked uncannily like a regular human boy (if she ignored the razor-sharp teeth). The boy only tilted his head and continued smiling at her with that creepy smile of his. “I heard your dumb friends call you that when you refused to help them vandalize me and my brother’s tomb. You can call me Jade” the being said leaning down so that his nose almost brushed against (Y/n)’s and sent an uncomfortable shiver through the girl’s system. The young woman’s heart rate was still racing as she processed this new information. “Jade…  you can’t be the Jade from the legend” (Y/n) mumbled more to herself than to the male on top of her but her comment still reached his ears and made him chuckle with delight. “That’s me, alright. My brother and I don’t take kindly to people messing with our final resting place. Those idiot friends of yours are going to pay dearly for what they did, Floyd will make sure of that” Jade said with a smirk. (Y/n)’s blood began to run cold at these words and she began to quiver like a leaf under the mummy. “Hey what’s with the sudden shaking (Y/n)? I’m not gonna hurt you” the young man crooned taking hold of the girl’s chin and holding it gently as he closed the remaining distance between them to kiss her lips.

“I actually think you’re quite pretty. Even though the only expressions I’ve seen from you so far have been terror and sorrow, I’m sure your other emotions will provide equally beautiful expressions for me to see. Now, what expression do I want to see from you first… Hmm, there are so many options… how about what you look like in the throes of passion” Jade said as he broke off the kiss and stared hungrily at (Y/n)’s body. He took hold of both her wrists and lifted them above her head before binding them together with a strip of cloth.

With the girl’s arms taken care of, the mummy began running his hands down her body feeling her form through her clothes. It was a chilly night, so (Y/n) had quite a few layers on making it harder for Jade to get a good feel of her. The boy slips his hands under her jacket and the two shirts she was wearing beneath it in order to caress her soft stomach. The young woman let out a hiss when Jade’s chilled fingers made contact with her overheating, clammy skin. “You feel so warm, I almost want to cut you open and crawl inside you so I can be totally enveloped in your warmth forever” Jade crooned sweetly as he gazed down at (Y/n) his cheeks darkening with a blush that seemed unnatural on his pale flesh. “But that wouldn’t feel very good for you and this is supposed to be good for the both of us, yes?” the mummy added his hands wandering further up the girl’s skin until he reached her bra, and a pout spread across his face. “You’re wearing too many layers already, why do you need another one?” the young man said grabbing hold of (Y/n)’s bra and ripping it in two before cupping a breast in each hand and teasing the girl’s nipples with his thumbs. The young woman’s body arched up violently in response to Jade’s touch and let out a jilted moan. The mummy let out a soft chuckle and continued toying with (Y/n)’s peaks as he kissed her again to swallow up the sweet sounds she made at his ministrations. “Does it feel good? It looks like your enjoying yourself” Jade said with a coo as he squeezed (Y/n)’s tits roughly and bent down to nibble on her neck. The young woman went stiff, remembering how the other mummy had ripped out Ashley’s throat and unable to relax as Jade left lovebites all over her neck and exposed collarbone. “There’s no need to be so tense (Y/n), remember I told you I would make you feel good. All I want you to do is keep making those cute noises of yours okay” he added licking over where he’d bitten. 

One of Jade’s hands left (Y/n)’s chest at this point, and slipped into her pants to feel around in her panties. His index finger was cold as the rest of his body and drew out a gasp from the young woman when he pressed it against her clit. “Cold! Your hand feels cold!” (Y/n) squeaked out and wriggled in discomfort when Jade made no attempt of removing his hand from her pants. “Oops my bad, I forgot how sensitive to cold humans are” the mummy said insincerely as he slipped a second finger into the girl’s panties to pinch her clit. A shock of pleasure went through (Y/n)’s body making it easier for her to ignore how cold the mummy’s fingers felt as he teased her clit and she unwillingly began to enjoy this encounter despite the fear she was still feeling. Jade’s other hand continued to toy with her breasts and he started kissing her again. The mummy pulled away again only to start ripping the young woman’s clothes apart so he’d have easier access to every bit of her delightful flesh and she let out another shiver this time from the cold air. “Don’t worry about the cold (Y/n), I’ll make sure you stay nice and warm” Jade promised slipped a finger into the girl’s cunt with relative ease and began fingering her gently as his thumb occasionally flicked her clit. His mouth went down to her neglected nipple and he sucked hungrily as he resumed his gentle pinches with his other hand on her other nipple. All the while (Y/n) struggled to not moan out in pleasure but finding that to be a totally pointless endeavor as Jade continued playing with her body like a toy. The mummy added another finger to her pussy, wanting to loosen her up properly so that when he tried to slide his cock into her it would be mostly painless. (Y/n) soon found herself bucking against the young man’s fingers trying to get them deeper inside her and was soon cumming messily onto Jade’s hand and the ground of the cemetery. The boy let out a chuckle but did not let up on the young woman’s body as he added two more fingers in rapid succession and brought her to a second climax before pulling his fingers free. “There we go, that should be more than sufficient preparation right?” Jade said amicably before fussing with his clothes to release his half-erect cock from its leathery prison. He grinned down at (Y/n) who stared at him, or more specifically his member, with wide-eyed bewilderment. “That… that won't fit in me! It’s too big!” the girl spluttered out trying to shut her legs even as the mummy jerked himself off to full hardness with one hand and kept her legs wide open with the other. “It’ll fit you just have to stay relaxed for me (Y/n)” the mummy said with a smirk lining himself up with the young woman’s entrance and beginning to sink into her. Immediately (Y/n) began to struggle, the pain of taking just the tip already overwhelming her. However Jade forced her to remain still as he continued to push his way into her with slow but steady progress kissing away the tears that fell from her eyes as her insides were stretched out to accommodate him. “There we go, was that so hard? Now relax so I can move and make you feel really good” Jade cooed, going still while (Y/n)’s muscles fluctuated around his cock until finally relaxing enough that he could pull back and thrust in to hit her sweet spot. He knew he’d found it when she let out a soft moan and her eyes fluttered shut for a moment. The mummy repeated the moment tapping the sensitive patch of nerves in the young woman’s body that made her cry out so sweetly for him. Jade gradually picked up speed, still hitting (Y/n)’s sweet spot as he began mumbling into her ears and making her moan like a wild thing beneath him. She was already sensitive from cumming twice so it didn’t take much for her to reach ecstasy a third time, however, they were going to keep going until the young man was satisfied and he was ready to go until the sun was about to rise. (Y/n) was barely conscious when Jade finally came in her with a growl. “That felt amazing, you feel amazing. I think I’ll have to take you home with me after all” Jade crooned pressing a kiss against (Y/n)’s lips as she stared at him with tired bewilderment. “Well originally I was just gonna let you go after we’d had our fun together but I must admit, you’ve thoroughly caught my attention. It’d be a shame not to see what other faces you’ll show me if I keep you around. Don’t worry your pretty little head about it (Y/n). You just get some sleep and when you wake up you’ll be home with me…” THE END

[ji-yaaan]

@kendal0ksw Asks: Anyway... I would like to request a sweet honey milk tea of Deuce, Azul, and Malleus (being called Tsunotaro) with a male Yuu kissing their hand. And when asked why he responds that 1. they looked like they needed a little distraction from whatever was troubling them and 2. to show how much they care about them. Hope this is alright...

𝑨 𝒌𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚

Headcannons with: Malleus, Deuce, & Azul

Note: Someone pls shoot me I don't know how to write 3 repetitive scenarios w/o making it boring asf. So with request that has similar patterns per character, I figured Headcannons would work? I hope it's ok. I tried making imagines but it looked boring... OH! But I added my short Azul scenario as compensation. Blergh enough chitchat I'm thirstea.

[ 𝙷𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝙱𝚘𝚋𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚊 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍... ]

-ˋˏ•𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒖𝒔 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒊𝒂•ˎˊ-

After a long day of being avoided being the infamous “Malleus Draconia” this fae gets tired from the attention he draws and the lack of attention he gets.

Dealing with Dorm duties, People constantly fearing him for nothing, people approaching him to pry information *cough Rook cough* and to not even get an invite in dorm leader meetings? This just gives him a bit of a headache.

He will probably flee to his room when things get a little bit out of hand and he needs some of that good relaxation time.

Resting his head on the bed. Eyes slowly close. The atmosphere relaxing as breaths slow down. "Welcome back Tsunotaro!" You cheerfully exclaimed.

What? Nani? What in the world? Was he that distracted to not notice you in the room this whole time? Expect yourself a O.O face from you local fae.

"Hmm? I didnt notice you were there Y/n..." Even if your lovely Malleus is shocked, He will still gently smile at you. Eyes narrowing, an endearing smile appears in his face everytime he looks at you.

Slowly, your hands would make it's way to creep in his hands. Bingo! Hand holding complete!

Ok! Time for mission number 2! After a tight clasp on Malleus' fingers, you brought your face close to the hands you held dear, and gave the fae a small kiss at the back of his hands.

As if the shock earlier wasn't enough, The fae's eyes widens in surprise yet again. Malleus definitely doesn't get your behavior at times..... But it's not like he hates it... In fact, He loves it...( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A warm giddy smile paint your face. How infectious... A smile that can melt all your troubles away within a hitch of a second. Malleus can't help but smile ear to ear with the endearing gestures he received.

"But why would you even kiss my hand?" The fae questions in laughter. "Well, you looked pretty troubled today and I dont really know how to help... So I thought that a small kiss will do the trick!"

"You know how much I care about you right?" The answer Malleus got was something priceless. His heart felt warm and fuzzy hearing that someone cares for him. There really was never a dull moment with you.

Expect a little tint of flushed pink in the fae's cheeks for a brief moment. But gotta look close! Malleus won't show it, but he's blushy wushy and melting all over!

Tsunotaro is not much of the type to get the receiving end but he's still very thankful you did this for him uwu.

Expect malleus to give you a kiss on your hand in return too! He can't help but want to share the feeling he got when you kissed his! ^~^

-ˋˏ•𝑫𝒆𝒖𝒄𝒆 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒅𝒆•ˎˊ-

Finishing the last lesson of Alchemy class, Spade boi is exhausted. Using too much braincells is not his forte, but he still needs to grind to get to the honor roll!

He will probably stay in the classroom for a bit and study some of the history materials and alchemy reviewers for the test tommorow... Oops, our cutie fell asleep while writing down his notes.

You walk your way to the classroom because you forgot something. But surprise surprise, it seems like the something you forgot is actually a person, not a belonging...ಠωಠ

You peeked at deuce sleeping soundly with his head resting on the desk. You laughed at how cute he looked sleeping with his mouth open.

He didn't even spare time to take off his lab coat. He must be exhausted huh?Worried by deuce, staying for a bit won't be a crime right?

While reading, somehow, your eyes wanders off to his hands that fell off the desk while he grunted "five more minutes." Wow, sleeping deuce is probably one of the best deuce out there huh? You laughed to yourself.

Maybe it was because of boredom, maybe even from worry, or maybe its just because you simply wanted to do it. But you started to intertwine your fingers with deuce... WoaH...

Smiling at how comfortable it was to hold his hands. You prop your face to kiss his fingers. Chu~♡

"Uhhhmmm....." Oh... You got caught redhanded... Deuce wakes up to find you holding his hands... furthermore, YOU WERE KISSING IT! How embarrassing...(O////O)

Looking up at Deuce, You see a red tomato flushed boy. His cheeks up to his ears are painted pink from embarassment.

"Ahaha... Good morning... Oh wait... Good afternoon." Deuce will look away from you bashfully... How embarrassing for him... But face it, this is such a treat for you.

"You know... You've been awfully dazed and troubled these days... Please take take a break too... It's bad if you keep sleeping in random places! I care about you a lot and I don't want to see you stressed ok?"

Deuce was left astounded with the heartwarming speech you gave him... He felt butterflies flew in his stomach, like flowers bloomed inside his heart. Truly touching words...

Spade boi will smile gently at you, pink cheeks like powder blush, and eyes that sparkled Joy.

Expect this boi to grab your hands and put them in his pockets, saying "If taking a break is ok... Then this is ok right? Let's stay like this for a little bit longer... Ok?"

He'll look away in the other direction, propping his other hand and resting his head on it. If you look closely... A delicious red blush can be seen in his neck and ears too!

“Even if Riddle were to scold us, i think it will be worth it”♡♡♡♡♡♡

-ˋˏ•𝑨𝒛𝒖𝒍 𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒕𝒕𝒐•ˎˊ-

After a tiresome day as Mostro Lounge, the lounge closing a little later than the usual, A certain octopus is really tired and frustrated because the work got pushed back in their schedule.

As he skims through the numerous pages of parchment, octo boi let out a sigh from frustration. He has to deal with a lot of things this night....

But what he didn't expect was that you were there to brighten his night!

Have a short scenario cuz I love u ♡

Boisterous laughter. Joyful screams. Drinks spilt in the floors and tables. The lounge was getting rowdier with each passing second. Fights fuming in the other tables. Song being sung across the bars.

What's up with this chaos? Where was Jade and Floyd?.... Oh right... Azul nagged on floyd earlier this morning. He's now in his infamous bad moods leaving Jade the only responsible person azul can rely on. But Jade got his hands preoccupied with stopping fights at the moment... Dammit... This is going to be one hell of an evening.

After dealing with the chaos of Mostro Lounge's happy hour, strain and fatigue was evident just by a peek at Azul's Face.

"Haaahhhh... Dealing with those morons was a waste of time, I've still got a long night reviewing the deals and homeworks... Hah. Wonderful..." The sound of pen scratching the wood rang across the room as Azul hummed a melody trying to relieve stress...

"A.z.u.l. kun! Hello!" You happily hummed as azul got caught off guard shocked. "Hm! Oh! Y/n? When did you get here? Pardon me, The lounge was quite rowdy earlier and we had to close a little later than the usual... Oh wait a second lem me just take care of this..." Fingers swept through the crisp pages of numerous books. His pen lightly tapping a beat in the wooden desk.

Moments pass as seconds became minutes. The pen scratching noises enveloped the room drowning in silence. Azul was lost in thought as he burn through the hundreds of words written in the thin pieces of parchment.

You pout at the thought of azul ignoring you, but it's not like you can disturb his work either. So in the end, you just watch him skim through hundreds of pages and thousands of words. Eyebrows furrowed, he fixes his eyeglasses again...

Lost in thought, your eyes wanders off to his ungloved hand... The back of his hand looked smooth and it looked soft. Caught in the moment of daze, you didn't even realize your hands crept stealthily working its way to lock fingers with Azul. This caused azul to look at you in disbelief and shock as a tinge of pink paints his pale face.

What? Octoboi is confused. What? Why were you holding his hands? What? You're not letting go of his hands! futhermore, your fingers are INTERTWINED! Azul.exe has stopped working. Azul wasn't made for cute moments like this.

"Y/n... May I ask why you suddenly linked fingers with me?" Azul asked with his fingers tinged pink, face was painted red down to his neck. "Well... You looked really troubled while you were doing your work... So I thought that you can use a short break? You looked pretty stressed so...."

Ahhhh.... Azul really should've read that one romance book he once stumbled upon, how does he deal with this? Damn, he surely wasn't made for this... He stared up your eyes only to look away again bashfully.

Pfttt you gotta admit... Azul really looks cute like this. You slowy brought your lips to azul's hands. Chu~♡ a kiss on the hands! bingo! "There! Have a kiss as a token of my love for you and how much I care for you! Hehe!"

That's it, Azul needs maintenace after this... This is just too cute for his soul. Cheeks tinged red, he fixes his glasses up again. His hands lightly squeeze yours as he began to say "Well, I cannot abandon my work and responsibilities... But maybe it's not a crime if its just for a few minutes... Don't let go of my hand ok?" The night at Mostro Lounge was quite chilly than the usual. But the hours that passed by felt warmer with the hold of a certain octopus.

End.

Note: Running low on braincells, Hope you liked this. And yes, I'm currently in my real time Azul loving hours. Time to buy takoyaki~ jk no I'm doing more requests that is rotting in my inbox. Again, sorry if this was not your cup o' tea (༎ຶ‿༎ຶ)

[merakiui]

this is actually really funny to think about because imagine you escape from floyd, but he forgot to take his transformation potion. so one minute you're cornered by big, scary, strong human floyd and the next he's sprouting fins and has webbed hands and then his clothes are shredded when you hear this moist splat on the floor tiles and... oops. floyd's transformed back. ^^;;;;

it's unlikely you'll escape because even though he's back in his true form jade is most likely right around the corner ready to clothesline you the minute you turn down the corridor. orz it's impossible to escape the eels. but even if jade isn't there i think the transformation isn't going to stop floyd from using absurd upper body strength to crawl his way towards you and wrap you up in his tail. although he might not last very long when he needs water to prevent himself from drying out... perhaps there is hope for darling (unfortunately, not usually if the leech twins are involved. T_T), but maybe it's possible to beat their ongoing game of 4D chess.

[edda-blattfe]

“Alice in Wonderland” Reaction

(So I decided to do one of these for each of the Disney movies Twisted Wonderland has adapted. Hope y’all enjoy!)

- I forgot how pretty the artwork in the opening credits are. Why did we stop making those in movies?

- Chilling in the garden with a cat. Alice, how I envy you!

- Dinah is the cutest kitty imo. Hey, is that where Grimm gets his bow thingy from?

- Alice, sweetie, books made of pictures are called comics or manga. Modern Alice would totally love manga.

- There’s the rabbit!

- Alice: “We really shouldn’t be doing this..” *proceeds to do the thing with a big ass grin on her face*

- Just falling in style, no biggy.

- Remember kids. Nothing is impossible, just impassible.

- Alice: I don’t always cry. But when I do, I cry a whole fucking ocean.

- Oh look, it’s Jade and Floyd’s competition. Seriously tho, has anyone made twisted Tweedle Dee and Dum yet?

- TD&D: Come play with us Alice. Forever, and ever.... Right after we tell you about this swindling walrus!

- I think I zoned out at this part of the book. Is this really how the oyster thing went down?

- Rabbits who can’t recognize their own maid have no right to complain about a monster in their house. Got that?

- Garden flowers, who knew they were racist?

- Do ya’ll think Heartslabyul might have a sentient flower garden? Cause that would be pretty damn sweet tbh.

- Hey Grimm- I mean Cheshire cat.

- “A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!”

- What kind of jacked up magic system makes an entire tea set and un-dissolved sugar cubes pour out of a tea pot?

- INTO THE WOODS!!! INTO THE WOODS!!!!! INTO THE WO-....wait, wrong movie.

- It’s ok baby, just go ahead and cry those damn birds away. That’s it.

- Chez is bout to lead our daughter into the lions den just for the shits and giggles.

- Boy you paint your own damn roses.

- “PRESENTING HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN!!!!” *Ecstatic applause*

“Oh, and the king.” *cricket chirps*

- WAIT THE FUCK UP, HOLY SHIT!!!! IT WAS ACE, DEUCE, AND TREY WHO FUCKED UP THE ROSES!!! THEIR NAMES WERE EVEN SAID OUT LOUD!!!!

- Welp, guess Cater lives to see another day....now that I think about it, he looks a lil bit like the king...hm.

- Ah yes, croquet, the sport of homicidal queens and shotas.

That awkward moment you wrote crochet instead of croquet, oops!

- Riddle wears heart patterned boxers, pass it on.

- God, trials are so boring. Yes I’ll have some tea, thank you.

- Alice be like, “I hate being the sane one ina room of crazies.”

- ~And it was all a dream~

The end!